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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,140 --> 00:00:05,523 You guys are gonna visit all these universities 2 00:00:05,548 --> 00:00:08,092 - in a week? - No, they're music schools. 3 00:00:08,117 --> 00:00:11,015 Mm. Honey, we talked about this. 4 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:13,539 - You're going to university. - OK. Chill. 5 00:00:13,564 --> 00:00:16,523 I thought I'd get my diploma in Electronic Music first. 6 00:00:16,548 --> 00:00:18,406 If I can build a solid foundation for beats 7 00:00:18,431 --> 00:00:20,875 and mash-ups, I'll be unstoppable. 8 00:00:21,078 --> 00:00:22,484 And she's got her whole senior year 9 00:00:22,509 --> 00:00:23,847 of high school to think about it. 10 00:00:23,872 --> 00:00:26,561 - Think I should shave my head? - No! 11 00:00:26,586 --> 00:00:28,734 - Hello? - Oh, that's Liam. 12 00:00:28,759 --> 00:00:30,921 - I'll get it, honey. - Thanks. 13 00:00:42,859 --> 00:00:45,828 Becca... Jules is taking birth control! 14 00:00:45,853 --> 00:00:48,520 Of course she is. I took her to the doctor before Italy. 15 00:00:49,601 --> 00:00:51,546 But she was in Italy with Liam. 16 00:00:52,278 --> 00:00:53,733 Exactly. 17 00:00:54,834 --> 00:00:56,710 Morning, Mr. Shade. 18 00:00:56,735 --> 00:00:58,898 - Ms. D'Orsay. - Good morning, Liam. 19 00:00:59,274 --> 00:01:00,742 What are we interrupting? 20 00:01:00,767 --> 00:01:03,343 - Nothing. - I wouldn't exactly say that. 21 00:01:03,368 --> 00:01:05,812 You should get going. You don't want to be late. 22 00:01:06,224 --> 00:01:08,546 We'll talk about this later. 23 00:01:19,228 --> 00:01:21,095 Hey... 24 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,284 Thanks. 25 00:01:25,309 --> 00:01:28,707 How're you holding up? 26 00:01:28,832 --> 00:01:30,690 OK. I guess. 27 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,344 I don't have to go back to Seattle. 28 00:01:32,369 --> 00:01:34,420 You have a case waiting for you. 29 00:01:34,445 --> 00:01:37,410 Besides... that's where you live. 30 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,833 I just don't like to see you sad. 31 00:01:39,858 --> 00:01:42,426 I'll be OK. Really. 32 00:01:42,451 --> 00:01:44,627 It just came as such a shock. 33 00:01:46,336 --> 00:01:49,555 So it is with a heavy heart that we gather here today, 34 00:01:49,803 --> 00:01:52,446 to honour the life of one who touched so many. 35 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:55,425 Some will call him a humanitarian, 36 00:01:55,576 --> 00:01:58,201 a man of vision, a great man. 37 00:01:58,484 --> 00:02:00,473 But many more will 38 00:02:00,498 --> 00:02:02,748 simply call him friend. 39 00:02:03,226 --> 00:02:05,867 Norman... Elias... 40 00:02:06,842 --> 00:02:08,793 Glinski. 41 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:12,040 In the immortal words of Marcus Aurelius, 42 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:14,748 "It is not death a man should fear, 43 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:18,351 but he should fear not beginning to live." 44 00:02:18,851 --> 00:02:21,695 I didn't know Glinski won the Albert Schweitzer Award 45 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,232 for his charity work. 46 00:02:23,257 --> 00:02:25,000 Maybe we underestimated him. 47 00:02:25,025 --> 00:02:27,250 Or maybe he wrote his own eulogy. 48 00:02:40,647 --> 00:02:42,664 I know you always said Glinski 49 00:02:42,697 --> 00:02:45,413 could be a real pain in the butt sometimes, 50 00:02:45,438 --> 00:02:48,834 - but now that he's gone... - I might miss him. 51 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:51,850 A little. 52 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,720 Hey! 53 00:02:54,514 --> 00:02:57,950 HEY! Hey! 54 00:03:08,679 --> 00:03:10,134 Glinski?! 55 00:03:10,159 --> 00:03:12,642 - Sh! - You're alive? 56 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,634 Obviously. Quite frankly, 57 00:03:14,659 --> 00:03:16,891 I thought there'd be a bigger turnout. 58 00:03:16,916 --> 00:03:18,865 Quite frankly, I thought you were dead! 59 00:03:18,890 --> 00:03:23,290 Keep your voice down. Technically, I am dead. 60 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:26,440 - Nice touch with the pearls. - Thank you. Wait. 61 00:03:26,465 --> 00:03:28,327 What the hell is going on? 62 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:31,769 I wanna hire the two of you 63 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:34,464 to find out who murdered me. 64 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:13,687 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 65 00:04:14,104 --> 00:04:16,336 All right, all clear. 66 00:04:17,328 --> 00:04:19,714 I'm so glad you decided 67 00:04:19,739 --> 00:04:22,390 to come to my funeral. I was counting on it. 68 00:04:22,415 --> 00:04:24,092 So, talk. 69 00:04:24,117 --> 00:04:27,609 Well, a couple of nights ago, I was leaving the restaurant 70 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,402 - down by the harbour. - Uh-huh... 71 00:04:29,427 --> 00:04:33,246 And... somebody took a shot at me. 72 00:04:33,571 --> 00:04:35,822 Got me... right in the heart. 73 00:04:35,847 --> 00:04:39,625 - So... why aren't you dead? - It's a miracle! 74 00:04:41,269 --> 00:04:43,113 My little friend here... 75 00:04:43,715 --> 00:04:45,542 the bullet lodged right there. 76 00:04:48,194 --> 00:04:50,313 Couple of moments later, I picked myself up 77 00:04:50,338 --> 00:04:52,914 - and I started running. - And where was the shooter 78 00:04:52,939 --> 00:04:56,911 - at this point in time? - On my tail. I got to my car, 79 00:04:56,991 --> 00:04:58,773 I sped off and a couple of blocks later, 80 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,798 I dumped it in the lake. 81 00:05:00,823 --> 00:05:03,336 - What? - I know. I loved that car. 82 00:05:03,361 --> 00:05:06,221 No, I mean you faked your own death? 83 00:05:06,246 --> 00:05:08,204 Well, I had to convince the shooter 84 00:05:08,229 --> 00:05:10,718 that I was already dead. As opposed to 85 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,806 - going to the police? - The police hate me! 86 00:05:12,831 --> 00:05:14,878 They'd have dumped me on the street. 87 00:05:15,508 --> 00:05:18,396 - Sounds good to me right now. - Hey... 88 00:05:18,421 --> 00:05:20,881 What am I hearing, here? A little anger, no? 89 00:05:20,906 --> 00:05:23,294 You're still grieving me, boy. 90 00:05:23,319 --> 00:05:25,568 - You're not dead! - I know! 91 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:28,290 And I want to keep it that way. I'm depending on you guys. 92 00:05:28,315 --> 00:05:31,033 Right now, everybody thinks I'm drowned, 93 00:05:31,058 --> 00:05:32,799 and my body washed away. 94 00:05:32,824 --> 00:05:35,093 But if you shut me out... 95 00:05:35,118 --> 00:05:36,926 you sign my death warrant. 96 00:05:40,328 --> 00:05:42,351 - OK, fine. - Great. 97 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,521 Can you think of anyone who would want to kill you? 98 00:05:44,546 --> 00:05:46,913 Yeah, I can think of a few names. 99 00:05:46,938 --> 00:05:49,739 - We can discuss it at the agency. - At the agency? 100 00:05:49,764 --> 00:05:53,869 Well, I have to stay somewhere. Don't you worry. 101 00:05:53,894 --> 00:05:57,459 You won't even know I'm there. In the words of Thomas Aquinas, 102 00:05:57,484 --> 00:05:59,048 "There is nothing on this earth 103 00:05:59,073 --> 00:06:02,363 more valuable than true friendship." 104 00:06:02,388 --> 00:06:04,099 Oh, God. I'm gonna shoot him myself. 105 00:06:12,637 --> 00:06:14,046 Is it just me, 106 00:06:14,071 --> 00:06:16,071 or does he look way too comfortable? 107 00:06:16,096 --> 00:06:18,332 All right, this'll do. 108 00:06:18,357 --> 00:06:21,010 Now, hook me up with a TV remote and I'm good to go. 109 00:06:21,035 --> 00:06:24,247 This isn't the Hyatt. And get your feet off my coffee table! 110 00:06:24,272 --> 00:06:27,783 I can't. My sciaticas. 111 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:29,750 I made a... 112 00:06:29,775 --> 00:06:31,551 a list 113 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,209 of a few of the suspects 114 00:06:34,234 --> 00:06:36,429 from my recent cases. 115 00:06:37,401 --> 00:06:38,942 A few?! 116 00:06:39,344 --> 00:06:41,611 There's gotta be 15 names on here. 117 00:06:41,636 --> 00:06:43,770 People are so touchy these days. 118 00:06:43,866 --> 00:06:46,268 I've got a better idea. Give me your flask. 119 00:06:46,293 --> 00:06:47,356 What for? 120 00:06:47,381 --> 00:06:49,716 Because ballistics might be able to match it to a weapon. 121 00:06:49,741 --> 00:06:51,933 That's what happens when you have a good relationship 122 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:53,617 with the cops. - Very funny. 123 00:06:58,427 --> 00:07:00,850 All right. Now, get going. 124 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:03,894 I'm not paying you to stand around. 125 00:07:09,931 --> 00:07:11,831 It's just birth control. 126 00:07:11,856 --> 00:07:13,726 Aren't you being a little melodramatic? 127 00:07:13,751 --> 00:07:15,844 Becca took her to the doctor six months ago. 128 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:18,631 - Why didn't they just tell me? - Gee, I have no idea. 129 00:07:18,656 --> 00:07:21,161 Well, it's not like I didn't think this day would happen... 130 00:07:21,186 --> 00:07:22,755 eventually, I just didn't think that day 131 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:24,935 was today. Don't you trust Jules? 132 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,960 - Of course I do. - Then what's the problem? 133 00:07:27,163 --> 00:07:29,128 - Oh. Hey, Danica. - It's actually 134 00:07:29,153 --> 00:07:31,287 Detective Danica Powers. 135 00:07:31,312 --> 00:07:33,476 - It has quite a ring to it. - Yeah! 136 00:07:33,501 --> 00:07:35,352 But it's not official yet, 137 00:07:35,377 --> 00:07:39,100 so... I'm afraid it's no. 138 00:07:39,337 --> 00:07:41,026 What's no? 139 00:07:41,051 --> 00:07:43,685 Whatever favour it is you're about to ask me for. 140 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:45,914 I've worked my tush off for too long for a shot 141 00:07:45,939 --> 00:07:49,261 at getting detective, and I don't wanna screw it up now. 142 00:07:49,531 --> 00:07:51,493 - Well, she does have a point. - But it was 143 00:07:51,518 --> 00:07:53,490 such a teeny-weeny favour. 144 00:07:54,204 --> 00:07:56,070 How teeny-weeny? 145 00:07:56,095 --> 00:07:59,806 - I found this in my dad's junk. - He was a cop too. 146 00:07:59,831 --> 00:08:02,069 I always wondered if it came from his gun. 147 00:08:02,094 --> 00:08:04,310 I was gonna turn it into a pendant for... 148 00:08:04,509 --> 00:08:07,165 - sentimental reasons. - Could you just run it 149 00:08:07,190 --> 00:08:09,313 through ballistics, see if you get a ping? 150 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,562 You know, I totally would, Angie, 151 00:08:11,587 --> 00:08:14,581 it's just... with the promotion pending... 152 00:08:14,606 --> 00:08:16,385 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. I mean, 153 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:18,885 - this is your moment. - Thank you for understanding. 154 00:08:18,910 --> 00:08:21,780 Your parents must be so proud. 155 00:08:22,437 --> 00:08:23,845 I just wish my dad was 156 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:26,578 still around to see what I've made of the agency, you know? 157 00:08:26,603 --> 00:08:29,654 - Oh, no... - I hope he'd be proud, but... 158 00:08:30,192 --> 00:08:32,326 - I guess I'll never know. - Oh, no, no, Angie. 159 00:08:32,351 --> 00:08:34,547 Don't get upset again. 160 00:08:35,359 --> 00:08:37,222 OK. 161 00:08:37,322 --> 00:08:39,738 Not a word to anyone. 162 00:08:44,472 --> 00:08:46,764 Wow. You frighten me sometimes. 163 00:08:47,149 --> 00:08:49,695 - So, what now? - Now, we learn more 164 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,164 than we ever wanted to know about Glinski. 165 00:08:55,406 --> 00:08:58,345 First name on the list: Sheldon MacNamara. 166 00:08:58,370 --> 00:09:00,948 If anyone had it in for Glinski, my money's on this guy. 167 00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:02,738 Oh, I love crepes. 168 00:09:02,763 --> 00:09:05,854 Actually, it's crêpes. You roll the R, the S is silent. 169 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,721 Ooh la la. There's our guy. 170 00:09:07,886 --> 00:09:10,312 Sorry folks, line forms in the back. 171 00:09:10,374 --> 00:09:12,447 We're not here for crêpes. 172 00:09:12,507 --> 00:09:14,477 We're private investigators. We want to ask you 173 00:09:14,502 --> 00:09:16,716 a few questions about Norm Glinski. 174 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:22,947 We noticed that your wife 175 00:09:22,972 --> 00:09:24,972 recently hired Glinski to follow you. 176 00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:27,407 - Apparently there were some... - Compromising photos. 177 00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:30,298 Sure, I was an idiot. And I got caught. 178 00:09:30,323 --> 00:09:31,935 Before that, you had a corner office 179 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,658 in the Financial District. Big house in Rosedale. 180 00:09:34,683 --> 00:09:37,851 - Now you're flipping flapjacks. - Actually, they're called crêpes. 181 00:09:37,876 --> 00:09:40,999 And yes, I lost my marriage and my job... 182 00:09:41,237 --> 00:09:44,154 - and both Teslas. - All thanks to Glinski. 183 00:09:44,179 --> 00:09:46,059 You must've really hated that guy. 184 00:09:46,084 --> 00:09:48,109 Are you kidding me? Losing everything 185 00:09:48,134 --> 00:09:50,046 was the best thing that could've happened to me. 186 00:09:50,071 --> 00:09:51,723 The day after everything blew up, 187 00:09:51,748 --> 00:09:53,748 I saw this food truck on Craig's List. 188 00:09:53,977 --> 00:09:56,105 And now look at me: number one in the city. 189 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,215 So you're not mad at Glinski? 190 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,582 Hell, no. 191 00:09:59,607 --> 00:10:02,705 If I'd stayed on Bay Street, I'd be fast tracking a coronary. 192 00:10:02,831 --> 00:10:05,713 Now, I'm finally doing something I love. 193 00:10:05,915 --> 00:10:07,886 Glinski didn't destroy my life. 194 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,519 He saved it. 195 00:10:09,798 --> 00:10:11,732 Sorry, bud. 196 00:10:13,087 --> 00:10:15,720 Well... crêpe. 197 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,890 So, who's next on the list? 198 00:10:18,342 --> 00:10:20,225 Maureen Ferlo. Who wants to know? 199 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,494 Everett and Shade, private investigators. 200 00:10:22,519 --> 00:10:25,731 And we're looking into the death of Norm Glinski. 201 00:10:25,756 --> 00:10:27,889 Oh, I saw that on my news feed. Sad. 202 00:10:27,914 --> 00:10:29,516 That's rather generous of you... 203 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,258 considering your last interaction with him. 204 00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:33,285 Apparently, you convinced a wealthy 90-year-old 205 00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:36,471 that you were his long lost niece? A girl's gotta pay her bills. 206 00:10:36,496 --> 00:10:39,114 Except Glinski exposed your fraud. 207 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,356 There went your multi-million dollar inheritance. 208 00:10:41,381 --> 00:10:43,399 No more mansions, no horses, 209 00:10:43,424 --> 00:10:45,827 no private helicopters... must've made you angry. 210 00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:48,132 At first, but all of Glinski's poking around 211 00:10:48,157 --> 00:10:50,717 in my past made me curious. I was adopted. 212 00:10:50,742 --> 00:10:52,281 Never knew my real family, so I sprung 213 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:54,926 for a $25 online DNA test and ba-da-bing! 214 00:10:54,951 --> 00:10:56,784 Turns out I have royal blood! 215 00:10:57,118 --> 00:10:58,802 Sounds like another con. 216 00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:00,707 This time, it's for real. You are looking at 217 00:11:00,732 --> 00:11:02,529 the 14th in line to the throne of Norway... 218 00:11:02,768 --> 00:11:05,538 who can't wait to put this stuff behind her. 219 00:11:05,745 --> 00:11:08,837 Ooh! 220 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:10,953 Babe. We gotta jump 221 00:11:10,978 --> 00:11:12,705 if we're gonna make it to Ibiza by tonight. 222 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:16,305 Be right there! That's my new boyfriend. He's a model. 223 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:18,512 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a private jet waiting. 224 00:11:18,537 --> 00:11:20,386 Hey! Hey! 225 00:11:20,411 --> 00:11:22,299 Y-ou can't park there! - Hi, baby! 226 00:11:22,324 --> 00:11:25,218 Mwah! 227 00:11:35,492 --> 00:11:37,801 Is that... my Macallan? 228 00:11:37,826 --> 00:11:40,200 I was saving that for a special occasion. 229 00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:41,780 Here I am. 230 00:11:42,909 --> 00:11:44,224 You know, 231 00:11:44,249 --> 00:11:46,690 you gotta update your internet package. 232 00:11:46,715 --> 00:11:50,049 - The streaming sucks. - What are you streaming? 233 00:11:50,074 --> 00:11:52,532 - Oh, that's good... - Documentaries. 234 00:11:52,557 --> 00:11:54,905 So how's my case coming? 235 00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:57,079 - 15 names, 15 strikeouts. - Yeah. 236 00:11:57,104 --> 00:12:00,554 And thanks for telling us that number nine runs a sex dungeon. 237 00:12:00,579 --> 00:12:01,888 Oh, yeah. 238 00:12:02,436 --> 00:12:05,128 I could have sworn it'd be one of those people. 239 00:12:05,153 --> 00:12:07,188 Who knew it'd be so hard to find someone 240 00:12:07,213 --> 00:12:10,253 - who wants to kill you? - Maybe Zoe will find something. 241 00:12:10,278 --> 00:12:12,352 - Zoe? - Oh, I asked her to swing by 242 00:12:12,377 --> 00:12:14,198 my apartment, pick up some files 243 00:12:14,223 --> 00:12:16,682 and some fresh underwear. I mean, if I'm gonna stay here 244 00:12:16,707 --> 00:12:18,542 - for a few... - Hold on a second! You sent 245 00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:21,497 our assistant to your apartment when there are people trying 246 00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:24,069 - to kill you? - What are you worried about? 247 00:12:24,412 --> 00:12:26,363 They think I'm already dead. 248 00:12:26,388 --> 00:12:29,065 We don't know that for sure. 249 00:12:29,995 --> 00:12:32,664 - [Hey, Angie.] - Hey, Zoe. Are you OK? 250 00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:34,190 Yeah, I'm fine. 251 00:12:34,215 --> 00:12:37,269 But I can't say the same for Glinski's place. 252 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,674 Someone's trashed it. 253 00:12:48,451 --> 00:12:51,112 The place was a mess. Whoever did this 254 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,976 took their time. 255 00:12:53,301 --> 00:12:55,629 This has to do with my attempted murder. 256 00:12:55,654 --> 00:12:57,444 You think? 257 00:12:59,664 --> 00:13:03,159 "How do I love thee?" Never pegged you for a romantic. 258 00:13:03,184 --> 00:13:04,701 Do you mind! 259 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,884 Alright. They hit your office too. 260 00:13:06,909 --> 00:13:09,176 Whoever it is, they're pretty motivated. 261 00:13:09,544 --> 00:13:11,471 Do you have any idea what they're looking for? 262 00:13:11,496 --> 00:13:12,502 No. 263 00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:14,492 Do you have any money in your office? 264 00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:16,712 Only the first dollar I ever earned. 265 00:13:16,737 --> 00:13:19,376 We framed it, put it over the sofa. 266 00:13:19,401 --> 00:13:22,545 No, I spent it buying coffee last year. 267 00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:25,589 And I'm gonna assume you don't have any jewellery or diamonds? 268 00:13:25,614 --> 00:13:29,427 Well, except for my wedding ring. Don't need that anymore. 269 00:13:29,452 --> 00:13:31,213 Yeah... Shirl. 270 00:13:31,238 --> 00:13:33,226 After 30 years, 271 00:13:33,429 --> 00:13:35,826 decided she was done. 272 00:13:35,851 --> 00:13:38,000 Walked in the middle of the night. 273 00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:40,659 No, no, no. 274 00:13:40,684 --> 00:13:42,471 I know what you're thinking. 275 00:13:42,496 --> 00:13:45,710 Shirl would never, ever do anything like that. 276 00:13:45,994 --> 00:13:48,400 What caused the break up? 277 00:13:48,526 --> 00:13:51,833 It's complicated. Listen to me. Shirl got 278 00:13:51,858 --> 00:13:53,661 everything she wanted in the settlement. 279 00:13:53,686 --> 00:13:55,580 The only thing she has left to take is 280 00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:59,474 - my life insurance policy. - So, she's the beneficiary? 281 00:13:59,499 --> 00:14:02,267 I'm telling you, Shirl's alright. It's my fault. 282 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:05,362 She would never, ever harm me... 283 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,645 First thing tomorrow morning, we check it out. 284 00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:10,144 Yeah. Speaking of ex-wives, I gotta go meet Becca. 285 00:14:10,169 --> 00:14:13,133 - But... - If you need anything, call me. 286 00:14:14,991 --> 00:14:17,547 If you ever decide to fish 287 00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:19,589 in the company pool, 288 00:14:19,614 --> 00:14:21,624 he's a catch. 289 00:14:21,649 --> 00:14:23,488 Shade and I are partners, 290 00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:25,713 nothing more. We both know that. 291 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:29,232 - Besides, I'm seeing someone. - Yes, I know. 292 00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,390 Texas Ethan Clarkson. 293 00:14:31,415 --> 00:14:34,862 Now, there's a name on the dinner theatre marquee. 294 00:14:35,023 --> 00:14:36,514 How did you know that? 295 00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:39,269 - I'm a PI, I can't help it. - You went through 296 00:14:39,294 --> 00:14:42,361 - my search history. - Hey, Angie, he lives in Seattle. 297 00:14:42,386 --> 00:14:45,421 Takes the question out of 'where is all this going?' 298 00:14:45,446 --> 00:14:48,347 - Stay out of it, Glinski. - Hey, hey, hey. 299 00:14:48,427 --> 00:14:51,453 No judgment from me. 30 years 300 00:14:51,478 --> 00:14:56,880 with Shirl down the tubes. As the great orator Horace said, 301 00:14:56,905 --> 00:14:58,646 "Seize the day, 302 00:14:58,671 --> 00:15:02,794 and put the least possible trust in tomorrow." 303 00:15:03,093 --> 00:15:05,604 OK. Great. So, I'm going to bed. 304 00:15:05,629 --> 00:15:08,116 - Hmm! - Goodnight. 305 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,178 Goodnight. 306 00:15:36,159 --> 00:15:37,205 Hey, Dad. 307 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:38,681 - Oh. Hey, Matt. - Is Becca here? 308 00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:41,362 Yeah, she's in there. I gotta get down to the diner. 309 00:15:41,387 --> 00:15:43,174 Liam accidentally triggered the alarm 310 00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:45,706 - when he was locking up. - He's triggered more than that. 311 00:15:45,756 --> 00:15:47,378 OK, then. I'll see you later. 312 00:15:47,403 --> 00:15:49,516 Yeah. 313 00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:52,476 Oh. Hey, Shadow. 314 00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:55,481 You look tired. Same as I always look. 315 00:15:55,681 --> 00:15:58,135 OK. You're freaked out 316 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,789 because Jules is taking birth control. 317 00:15:59,814 --> 00:16:01,914 - She's 16. - Yes. 318 00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:04,215 I was 16 when I... 319 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,000 you know. 320 00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:07,809 It was this cute first year college student. 321 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,331 He drove this silver Camaro... 322 00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:14,191 Alright. Spare me the details. How did this happen? 323 00:16:14,216 --> 00:16:16,049 Look, I knew she was going to Italy. 324 00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:18,608 I offered to take her to the doctor. She agreed. 325 00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:20,167 And you didn't think to tell me? 326 00:16:20,192 --> 00:16:22,350 Oh... I hate to break it to you, Shadow, 327 00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:24,928 but she's growing up. Next year, she's gonna be 328 00:16:24,953 --> 00:16:28,940 - off to college. - Stab me in the heart already. 329 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,805 I know. 330 00:16:31,474 --> 00:16:33,715 It's time for Jules to get out into the world. 331 00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:36,782 And it wouldn't hurt if you got out into the world either. 332 00:16:36,807 --> 00:16:38,261 What's that supposed to mean? 333 00:16:38,286 --> 00:16:40,736 You go from the house to work and back again. 334 00:16:40,761 --> 00:16:42,499 Hey, you know, I get it. 335 00:16:42,524 --> 00:16:44,874 I was the same way 'til I met Steve. 336 00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:47,095 So I love my job. Is that a crime? 337 00:16:47,469 --> 00:16:49,968 I just think that you should do something for yourself. 338 00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:51,305 You know, get away for a while. 339 00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:54,616 No. Don't change the subject. We're not talking about me. 340 00:16:54,642 --> 00:16:57,168 Sometimes, stepping away gives you a little... 341 00:16:57,193 --> 00:17:00,003 perspective on everything. 342 00:17:11,543 --> 00:17:12,752 There she is. 343 00:17:12,777 --> 00:17:15,414 Glinski's ex-wife. I saw her at the funeral. 344 00:17:16,227 --> 00:17:17,960 Where to? 345 00:17:17,985 --> 00:17:20,423 Actually, we were hoping to ask you a few questions. 346 00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:22,646 - Cops? - Private investigators. 347 00:17:22,671 --> 00:17:25,205 Oh, that's better. Well, I'm on the clock. 348 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:27,637 If you wanna chit chat, you can pay by the kilometre 349 00:17:27,662 --> 00:17:29,677 like everybody else. 350 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,587 Why didn't you tell me you were friends of Norm? 351 00:17:34,612 --> 00:17:37,614 When I heard about the accident, I just couldn't believe it. 352 00:17:37,968 --> 00:17:40,440 Oh, yeah. It was tragic. 353 00:17:40,465 --> 00:17:42,417 Especially for him, 354 00:17:42,442 --> 00:17:45,418 a man who walked the mean streets. 355 00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:46,899 Who lived a life of 356 00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:50,444 danger and adventure every day. 357 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:54,073 We are talking about Norm Glinski, right? 358 00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:56,057 Nobody knew him like I did. 359 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:01,154 But I'll tell you, what I'll miss most is the sex. 360 00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:03,399 - Uh... - Oh, the things 361 00:18:03,424 --> 00:18:05,384 that man could do! 362 00:18:05,409 --> 00:18:07,578 I told him he ought to get a permit 363 00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:08,919 - for carrying... - Ugh. 364 00:18:08,944 --> 00:18:11,251 - A concealed weapon. - Oh, my God. 365 00:18:11,276 --> 00:18:15,418 So, Shirl... why the divorce? 366 00:18:16,232 --> 00:18:18,525 Something changed between us... 367 00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:21,937 we started fighting all the time. 368 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,988 Neither of us were happy. 369 00:18:24,013 --> 00:18:26,399 I bet Glinski's insurance policy might 370 00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:29,610 - make you a little happier. - Oh, I don't care about that. 371 00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,602 What's another 50 grand gonna do for me? 372 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,211 Just out of curiosity, 373 00:18:35,236 --> 00:18:37,022 where were you the night that he died? 374 00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:39,653 Oh, I had a special run to Niagara Falls. 375 00:18:40,905 --> 00:18:44,135 I didn't get back until after the news broke. 376 00:18:45,171 --> 00:18:46,649 That son of a bitch is 377 00:18:46,674 --> 00:18:48,068 ruining my mascara. 378 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,384 Oh, that's me. 379 00:18:51,409 --> 00:18:54,137 I got a pick up at Pearson Airport. 380 00:18:54,162 --> 00:18:55,743 Oh. Just, uh... 381 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,549 drop us off here. 382 00:19:01,229 --> 00:19:03,155 Thanks. 383 00:19:08,469 --> 00:19:10,156 So, what'd you think? 384 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:12,099 She seemed pretty upset about Glinski's death. 385 00:19:12,124 --> 00:19:14,038 I didn't get the impression she wanted to cash in 386 00:19:14,063 --> 00:19:16,225 - his insurance policy. - We need to figure out 387 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,452 what that person was looking for in Glinski's apartment. 388 00:19:18,477 --> 00:19:20,016 You think there's something he's not telling us? 389 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:21,553 Definitely. 390 00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:28,636 Hey, boss. 391 00:19:28,713 --> 00:19:31,257 Sorry, I'm in your office. 392 00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:34,854 - Oh. Let me guess. Glinski? - I have seen 393 00:19:34,879 --> 00:19:37,374 - things I can't un-see. - [Ew.] 394 00:19:37,399 --> 00:19:39,483 Listen, Zoe, I need you to do me a favour. 395 00:19:39,508 --> 00:19:41,983 When you get a chance, sneak a peek in those files you brought 396 00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:44,766 [in for Glinski. We need to know if he's hiding anything.] 397 00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:48,385 Copy that. Though it's hard to sneak 398 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:50,370 when he's always here. 399 00:19:50,395 --> 00:19:52,661 He even leaves the bathroom door open when he pees. 400 00:19:52,686 --> 00:19:55,420 Oh, my God. Stay strong, Zoe. 401 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,841 Oh, wait. Also, a woman has been calling, asking questions 402 00:19:57,866 --> 00:19:59,592 about the agency. She won't tell me her name 403 00:19:59,617 --> 00:20:02,219 [or what it's about. She seemed very nervous.] 404 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,603 That sounds like a sensitive matter. 405 00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:07,808 Next time she calls, just tell her to drop by. 406 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,702 - [Thanks!] - Got it. 407 00:20:10,704 --> 00:20:13,075 I ordered another cab. It's gonna be a while. 408 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,926 Huh. Well, I don't know if this day could get any worse. 409 00:20:22,258 --> 00:20:24,502 I think it just did. 410 00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:27,243 Get in. 411 00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:29,683 Let's go. Move. 412 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,780 Wedding order's almost done. 413 00:20:48,805 --> 00:20:50,447 Alright, so how much time? 414 00:20:50,472 --> 00:20:52,932 Alright, we've been patient long enough. How 'bout you tell 415 00:20:52,957 --> 00:20:55,590 - us what the hell's going on? - That would be up to the boss. 416 00:20:55,615 --> 00:20:57,330 And does your boss have a name? 417 00:20:57,355 --> 00:21:01,694 Ralph Duncan. They call me the Cake Boss. 418 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,462 Sweetie, remember, you can't say that due 419 00:21:03,487 --> 00:21:05,307 to pending discussion with our lawyers. 420 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,836 I thought we resolved that. 421 00:21:06,861 --> 00:21:09,064 - Unfortunately, it is ongoing. - Are you kidding me? 422 00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:11,001 I should be able to call myself that here, 423 00:21:11,026 --> 00:21:12,564 in the place where I work. 424 00:21:12,589 --> 00:21:14,874 The agreed-upon name was Cake Viceroy! 425 00:21:18,207 --> 00:21:19,713 Where's my ledger? 426 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,855 - What ledger? - Oh, don't be cute. 427 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:25,314 - My accounting ledger. - Wait a minute. Ralph Duncan 428 00:21:25,339 --> 00:21:28,274 of Bakeology, the national chain of bakeries? 429 00:21:28,299 --> 00:21:29,706 Yeah, I own the company. 430 00:21:29,731 --> 00:21:32,488 But the company's worth nothing if I don't get that ledger back! 431 00:21:32,513 --> 00:21:34,040 We don't know anything about it. 432 00:21:34,065 --> 00:21:37,891 Oh, yeah? So, why are you following up on all of Glinski's cases? 433 00:21:37,916 --> 00:21:40,635 We're Pis, we're doing a favour for a friend. 434 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:42,700 What does Glinski have to do with this? 435 00:21:42,725 --> 00:21:44,480 He did some accounting for us. 436 00:21:44,505 --> 00:21:46,236 The ledger disappeared the night he died. 437 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:48,258 So you're the ones who tossed his apartment. 438 00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:49,302 I sent my guys there 439 00:21:49,327 --> 00:21:51,597 to see if they could find it, but somebody got there first. 440 00:21:51,622 --> 00:21:54,289 Why would Glinski steal your ledger? 441 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,208 Go ahead. Tell 'em, Ralph. 442 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,063 - Cat's out of the bag anyway. - It's not just a ledger. 443 00:21:59,338 --> 00:22:01,304 There's a secret code for our most famous 444 00:22:01,329 --> 00:22:04,244 cake recipe hidden amongst the figures. 445 00:22:04,378 --> 00:22:07,962 - Bakeology's Chocolate Fantasy. - If someone gets a hold of 446 00:22:07,987 --> 00:22:10,336 that recipe, they can sink us within months. 447 00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:16,649 I kept it right in there, under lock and key. 448 00:22:17,755 --> 00:22:19,232 Never brought it out 449 00:22:19,257 --> 00:22:21,647 unless we were checking the books. 450 00:22:21,689 --> 00:22:24,410 I always knew someone was gonna steal that recipe. 451 00:22:24,435 --> 00:22:26,705 I just never suspected our accountant! 452 00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:29,074 We'll keep an eye out for you. That's the best we can do. 453 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,666 No... no, I got a better idea. 454 00:22:31,691 --> 00:22:33,727 You guys are Pis, right? You can find it for me. 455 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:36,052 - Wait, we're much too... - Oh, no. No. No disagreeing. 456 00:22:36,077 --> 00:22:38,006 You now work for me. 457 00:22:38,031 --> 00:22:40,836 Understood? No funny business. 458 00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:43,397 You double-cross me, I will roll you in icing sugar 459 00:22:43,422 --> 00:22:45,734 and dip you in the deep fryer. 460 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,727 He will. 461 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,510 Why didn't you tell us you were doing work 462 00:22:59,535 --> 00:23:02,402 - with a guy like Ralph Duncan? - What do you mean "a guy like"? 463 00:23:02,427 --> 00:23:05,238 He grabbed us off the street and threatened to turn us into crullers. 464 00:23:05,263 --> 00:23:07,741 He bakes cakes, for God's sake! 465 00:23:08,035 --> 00:23:10,763 Listen, a few months ago, I heard that Ralph was looking 466 00:23:10,788 --> 00:23:13,296 for a new accountant. The PI business had dried up, 467 00:23:13,321 --> 00:23:15,421 so I fell back on my CPA training. 468 00:23:15,446 --> 00:23:18,088 - So you were cookin' the books. - Who's cooking?! 469 00:23:18,113 --> 00:23:20,847 It's all above-board. Did you take the ledger? 470 00:23:20,872 --> 00:23:23,440 I took the ledger to my apartment 471 00:23:23,465 --> 00:23:25,445 to catch up on some work. 472 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,325 So you're not planning on selling the recipe? 473 00:23:27,350 --> 00:23:30,038 - No, I didn't even know it was there! - Do you know of anyone who 474 00:23:30,063 --> 00:23:33,109 would want to steal the recipe? Well, yeah! Dozens. 475 00:23:33,134 --> 00:23:35,187 Head of the line: Madison Swenson. 476 00:23:35,212 --> 00:23:38,809 - Who's that? - She owns Snazzy Cakes. 477 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,513 That's Ralph's chief competitor. She's been trying to muscle in 478 00:23:41,538 --> 00:23:43,423 on his market share for months now. 479 00:23:43,448 --> 00:23:44,954 Got her. 480 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,755 Entrepreneurial Talent Award 481 00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:49,562 winner three years in a row. 482 00:23:49,587 --> 00:23:52,634 She's built a miniature empire acquiring other companies. 483 00:23:52,659 --> 00:23:55,258 Apparently, she destroyed a mom-and-pop 484 00:23:55,283 --> 00:23:58,014 donut operation that refused to sell to her... 485 00:23:58,039 --> 00:24:01,282 strong-armed their suppliers to drive them out of business. 486 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:04,959 - Would she know about the recipe? - She's got spies everywhere. 487 00:24:05,209 --> 00:24:06,701 Hold on. 488 00:24:06,726 --> 00:24:09,478 These are baked goods we're talking about, right? 489 00:24:09,503 --> 00:24:12,766 Chocolate Fantasy is Bakeology's best-selling product 490 00:24:12,811 --> 00:24:15,912 for the last 22 years. The recipe is worth millions. 491 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,684 Alright. I'll call Ralph, 492 00:24:17,709 --> 00:24:19,815 - tell him what we got. - Oh. 493 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,780 Uh, I have to take this. 494 00:24:23,076 --> 00:24:26,017 - That was Tex. - Yeah, I got that. Thanks. 495 00:24:26,372 --> 00:24:28,196 You're welcome. 496 00:24:28,982 --> 00:24:31,417 - Hey. How's the case going? - [Oh, you know.] 497 00:24:31,442 --> 00:24:34,369 You've seen one stolen bust, you've seen them all. 498 00:24:34,394 --> 00:24:37,732 - [How was the funeral?] - Uh... different? 499 00:24:37,757 --> 00:24:40,532 [OK. Gonna leave that alone.] 500 00:24:40,557 --> 00:24:42,406 Hey, what would you say if I told you 501 00:24:42,431 --> 00:24:46,069 that everywhere I look, the city seems empty, 502 00:24:46,094 --> 00:24:49,280 and perhaps that emptiness is because you're not here? 503 00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:51,618 I'd say you're don't quit your day job to become a poet. 504 00:24:51,643 --> 00:24:53,579 [Tell you what.] 505 00:24:53,604 --> 00:24:55,837 I'm gonna buy you a ticket. Open-ended. 506 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:59,566 - No, Tex. Don't do that. - Yeah. I'm doing it. It's done. 507 00:24:59,591 --> 00:25:02,718 - [USE IT IF YOU WANT A BREAK.] - I'll think about it. 508 00:25:02,743 --> 00:25:05,156 Good enough for me. Enjoy your case. 509 00:25:05,181 --> 00:25:07,452 Thanks. See you. 510 00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:13,372 Were you listening in?! 511 00:25:13,397 --> 00:25:15,102 I'm a PI, I can't help it. 512 00:25:15,127 --> 00:25:18,640 Besides, I had to confirm that a guy named Texas really existed. 513 00:25:18,665 --> 00:25:20,498 Glinski, I swear to God... 514 00:25:20,523 --> 00:25:22,710 Hey. I just got off the phone with Ralph. He told me he's 515 00:25:22,735 --> 00:25:23,747 hosting a gathering 516 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,897 for the Pastry Trade Association at his house later today. 517 00:25:25,922 --> 00:25:27,835 - And Madison'll be there? - He also told me 518 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,885 she'd never miss an opportunity to stab him in the back. 519 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,847 Ahem. 520 00:25:45,884 --> 00:25:48,788 Hey, so... Tex bought me a ticket 521 00:25:48,846 --> 00:25:51,436 to go visit him once this case is over. 522 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,662 OK. 523 00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:55,384 So, why are you telling me? 524 00:25:55,409 --> 00:25:57,834 Well, 'cause you're my partner, 525 00:25:57,859 --> 00:26:01,368 and you'd have to pick up the slack while I'm gone. 526 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,494 Right. OK. 527 00:26:04,707 --> 00:26:07,187 - That's cool. - Cool. 528 00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:12,798 Oh. Hey, Danica. 529 00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:15,409 - [What's up?] - OK. I cannot talk long. 530 00:26:15,434 --> 00:26:16,941 But you know the you-know-what 531 00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:18,799 - [that you gave me?] - The bullet? 532 00:26:18,824 --> 00:26:21,432 - [To give to you-know-who?] - Ballistics? 533 00:26:21,457 --> 00:26:24,176 The report came back, and it turns out it's not your dad's gun. 534 00:26:24,201 --> 00:26:27,403 Oh! You're kidding. Well, whose gun is it from? 535 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,472 It's registered to a guy named Ralph Duncan. 536 00:26:32,439 --> 00:26:34,059 Are you sure? 537 00:26:34,084 --> 00:26:35,748 Yeah, that's what's coming up. 538 00:26:35,773 --> 00:26:38,021 I'm sorry, Angie, I'm sorry I can't be of more help, OK? 539 00:26:38,046 --> 00:26:40,451 Oh, you have been. 540 00:26:40,476 --> 00:26:42,980 So, Ralph shot Glinski? 541 00:26:43,005 --> 00:26:45,231 I don't buy it. And why would he use his own gun? 542 00:26:45,256 --> 00:26:47,727 - He wouldn't. - So, someone's setting him up. 543 00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:49,896 - Madison? - Yeah. 544 00:26:49,921 --> 00:26:52,130 I mean, think about it. She steals his recipe, 545 00:26:52,155 --> 00:26:54,407 then frames him for Glinski's murder. 546 00:26:54,518 --> 00:26:57,161 Ralph goes to jail, no more competition. 547 00:26:57,354 --> 00:27:00,268 Which means Madison's guilty of more than theft... 548 00:27:00,299 --> 00:27:03,074 We're about to come face-to-face with a would-be murderer. 549 00:27:15,641 --> 00:27:18,032 Wow. If I would have known there was this kind of money 550 00:27:18,057 --> 00:27:20,756 in baking, I never would've skipped Home Ec. 551 00:27:20,781 --> 00:27:23,315 OK, yeah, I would've. 552 00:27:33,843 --> 00:27:35,811 Hey, you two. 553 00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:38,315 Glad you decided to come. 554 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:40,387 I don't recall being given a choice. 555 00:27:41,415 --> 00:27:43,766 That's Madison in the purple dress. 556 00:27:43,791 --> 00:27:46,678 Don't be thrown by her looks. She's crafty. 557 00:27:46,703 --> 00:27:48,721 Alright? 558 00:27:51,739 --> 00:27:54,257 If Madison is behind this, how do we prove it? 559 00:27:54,282 --> 00:27:57,217 Find the gun. Maybe if we're lucky, her fingerprints will still be on it. 560 00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:59,392 Wouldn't she have ditched it? Tossed it in the lake? 561 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:01,440 Too easy for Ralph to say it was stolen. 562 00:28:01,465 --> 00:28:03,250 If I was her, I would have put it right back 563 00:28:03,275 --> 00:28:06,109 where I found it. You go talk to her, 564 00:28:06,322 --> 00:28:09,201 I'll go hunting. We'll rendezvous by the Bundt cakes. 565 00:28:12,781 --> 00:28:16,367 I packed up my cakes and left. Let the orphans chew on that! 566 00:28:16,859 --> 00:28:20,053 - That's funny. - Matt Shade? 567 00:28:20,078 --> 00:28:22,111 - Guilty as charged. - What brings you here? 568 00:28:22,136 --> 00:28:23,656 Opening another restaurant? 569 00:28:23,681 --> 00:28:25,479 Actually, I am thinking about dipping my toe 570 00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:27,504 - into the pastry world. - Really? 571 00:28:27,562 --> 00:28:30,086 Yeah. Just a few shops at first, 572 00:28:30,111 --> 00:28:32,117 But... I need a hook. 573 00:28:32,173 --> 00:28:35,843 Something that'll guarantee the customers'll come in. 574 00:28:38,170 --> 00:28:40,437 The recipe for Chocolate Fantasy? 575 00:28:40,462 --> 00:28:42,344 I mean, you know it's a closely-guarded secret. 576 00:28:42,369 --> 00:28:45,351 I also know someone took Ralph's ledger, and the coded 577 00:28:45,376 --> 00:28:47,209 recipe was inside. 578 00:28:47,395 --> 00:28:49,228 I heard that rumour myself. 579 00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:21,510 Piece of cake. 580 00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:25,304 Maybe we could talk in private? 581 00:29:29,388 --> 00:29:30,937 So, who told you 582 00:29:30,962 --> 00:29:34,000 - about the coded recipe? - I've got a source on the inside. 583 00:29:34,025 --> 00:29:35,905 If you're serious about this, I'm prepared to have 584 00:29:35,930 --> 00:29:37,390 my attorneys draw up the paperwork. 585 00:29:37,415 --> 00:29:40,109 - Sounds good to me. - Not that I don't trust you, 586 00:29:40,134 --> 00:29:42,492 but I'm gonna need to see the recipe for myself. 587 00:29:42,718 --> 00:29:44,461 - Wait... - I'm gonna do a few test bakes, 588 00:29:44,486 --> 00:29:46,304 make sure it's the real Chocolate Fantasy. 589 00:29:46,329 --> 00:29:48,984 Hold on. I thought you had the recipe. 590 00:29:49,575 --> 00:29:51,332 Are you kidding me? 591 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:54,187 If I had it, why would I need you? 592 00:29:54,212 --> 00:29:56,429 I thought you needed my celebrity cachet? 593 00:29:57,286 --> 00:29:59,336 Without that secret recipe, 594 00:29:59,361 --> 00:30:02,010 you're nobody's fantasy. 595 00:30:16,019 --> 00:30:17,898 Hey. 596 00:30:17,923 --> 00:30:20,554 - [What do you got?] - Madison's a bust. How about you? 597 00:30:20,579 --> 00:30:22,712 Well, I found Ralph's gun safe. 598 00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:25,697 - [Well, that's good.] - Yeah, except it's empty. 599 00:30:25,941 --> 00:30:28,125 So, whoever took Ralph's gun still has it. 600 00:30:28,150 --> 00:30:29,586 Or you were right and they ditched it. 601 00:30:29,611 --> 00:30:31,078 Either way, we're back at square one. 602 00:30:31,103 --> 00:30:34,374 Alright, meet me out front. Nothing more we can do here. 603 00:30:45,214 --> 00:30:48,717 - I didn't even get any cake. - Check it out. 604 00:30:48,742 --> 00:30:51,955 Ralph and Deena's cars. If you were gonna plant a gun 605 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,717 to frame me, where would you put it? 606 00:30:53,742 --> 00:30:57,133 Oh, the big three: house, office... car. 607 00:30:57,158 --> 00:30:58,900 Let's go check it out. 608 00:30:59,604 --> 00:31:01,319 Cover me. 609 00:31:10,019 --> 00:31:12,162 Shade... come here. 610 00:31:12,187 --> 00:31:13,926 What've you got? 611 00:31:18,386 --> 00:31:20,276 An origami crane. So? 612 00:31:20,301 --> 00:31:22,292 Glinski had the exact same one. 613 00:31:22,866 --> 00:31:24,712 "Let me count the ways." 614 00:31:24,894 --> 00:31:26,937 It's a love poem. If you put the two together, 615 00:31:26,964 --> 00:31:28,733 it completes the phrase. "How do I love thee? 616 00:31:28,758 --> 00:31:30,691 Let me count the ways." 617 00:31:31,027 --> 00:31:33,230 What are you saying? Deena and Glinski? 618 00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:35,472 To quote his ex-wife, Shirl, 619 00:31:35,512 --> 00:31:37,563 "the sex was amazing." 620 00:31:43,215 --> 00:31:45,988 How much do you wanna bet that's Ralph's gun? 621 00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:47,824 You know what's amazing? 622 00:31:47,849 --> 00:31:50,774 I think we just figured out who shot Glinski. 623 00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:05,216 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 624 00:32:05,241 --> 00:32:07,153 The fridge door was broken when I got here... 625 00:32:07,178 --> 00:32:08,794 You and Deena Duncan had an affair?! 626 00:32:08,819 --> 00:32:11,055 Affair? What a tawdry word. 627 00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:14,224 Really? 'cause we found an origami crane in Deena's car, 628 00:32:14,249 --> 00:32:17,638 - exactly like this one. - Oh... 629 00:32:17,663 --> 00:32:20,458 Well, let's just say we were two consenting adults 630 00:32:20,483 --> 00:32:22,975 who found comfort in each other's arms. 631 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,849 And in the hot tub and on the kitchen floor... 632 00:32:24,874 --> 00:32:27,395 - Oh, God! Stop! Stop! - STOP! 633 00:32:27,442 --> 00:32:29,589 I wish you would have told us before we spent the last 634 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,706 two days chasing our tail. 635 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:33,244 And what has this got to do with my case? 636 00:32:33,753 --> 00:32:35,395 Because an origami crane wasn't 637 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:37,289 the only thing we discovered. 638 00:32:37,314 --> 00:32:39,210 - That's... - Ralph Duncan's gun. 639 00:32:39,235 --> 00:32:41,614 And according to the ballistics report, it fired the bullet 640 00:32:41,639 --> 00:32:44,583 - that almost killed you. - No, no, no. Deena, 641 00:32:44,608 --> 00:32:46,610 she would never get behind something like this. 642 00:32:46,635 --> 00:32:48,895 I'll call Danica, get her to execute a search warrant 643 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,520 on Deena's car to test that gun for fingerprints. 644 00:32:51,545 --> 00:32:53,786 - EVERETT! - Oh, gosh. Come on. Hide. Hide! 645 00:32:53,811 --> 00:32:55,892 - Hide! Hide! Hide! - What? Where am I going? 646 00:32:57,177 --> 00:32:58,598 What the... 647 00:32:58,623 --> 00:33:00,568 Just calm down. 648 00:33:01,423 --> 00:33:03,319 So, you guys just bailed? 649 00:33:03,344 --> 00:33:05,279 You're supposed to be investigating Madison! 650 00:33:05,304 --> 00:33:07,945 We did. She didn't steal your ledger. 651 00:33:08,251 --> 00:33:09,560 Oh, yeah? Who did? 652 00:33:09,585 --> 00:33:12,491 We... think it was Deena. 653 00:33:13,414 --> 00:33:14,638 Deena? 654 00:33:14,663 --> 00:33:16,826 - Why would she steal my recipe? - We're not sure, 655 00:33:16,851 --> 00:33:19,856 but we believe she tried to frame you for Glinski's murder. 656 00:33:19,881 --> 00:33:21,841 What the hell are you talking about? Glinski died 657 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:24,466 - in a car accident. - Actually, he didn't. 658 00:33:24,823 --> 00:33:27,786 He faked his own death after someone shot him. 659 00:33:27,811 --> 00:33:30,864 - And you think Deena did it? - We found your gun in her car. 660 00:33:30,889 --> 00:33:32,989 Just think about it. OK? 661 00:33:33,014 --> 00:33:36,115 Deena knew that Glinski had your ledger at his apartment. 662 00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,882 The cops would assume that he stole it, 663 00:33:37,907 --> 00:33:41,800 - and you shot him in revenge. - But Glinski faked his own death, 664 00:33:41,825 --> 00:33:44,198 and it looked like an accident, so she couldn't go through 665 00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:45,982 - with her plan. - So she went to Glinski's 666 00:33:46,007 --> 00:33:48,161 apartment and took the ledger back. Which is why 667 00:33:48,186 --> 00:33:50,270 it wasn't there when you tossed the place. 668 00:33:50,295 --> 00:33:52,464 But why would she keep it? What's she gonna do with it? 669 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:55,680 My best guess is, once her plan to frame you failed, 670 00:33:55,705 --> 00:33:58,120 she realized her best option was to sell it. 671 00:33:58,385 --> 00:34:00,633 No. No, I don't believe this. 672 00:34:00,658 --> 00:34:03,446 - I don't believe any of this. - Well, don't take our word for it. 673 00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:07,295 Glinski... 674 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,465 You might as well come out... 675 00:34:12,493 --> 00:34:13,798 Crap. 676 00:34:13,823 --> 00:34:15,524 He's gone. 677 00:34:15,855 --> 00:34:17,907 Ralph, where would Deena go 678 00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:21,665 - if she wanted to be alone? - Please. It's important. 679 00:34:22,158 --> 00:34:25,355 She has her own place. Downtown. 680 00:34:37,661 --> 00:34:39,662 - So, it's true. - Yeah. 681 00:34:39,687 --> 00:34:41,904 In the immortal words of Mark Twain, 682 00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:45,006 "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated." 683 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,358 When you phoned me, 684 00:34:47,383 --> 00:34:49,249 I almost had a heart attack. 685 00:34:49,274 --> 00:34:51,107 Oh, I'm sorry to have worried you. 686 00:34:51,401 --> 00:34:54,051 The fact is my life was in danger. 687 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:57,592 - Somebody took a shot at me! - My God! 688 00:34:57,617 --> 00:35:00,411 I know... So, I had no choice but to fake my own death, 689 00:35:00,436 --> 00:35:03,669 and hire the PI friends of mine to investigate. 690 00:35:03,694 --> 00:35:06,647 I think you met them... Shade and Angie? 691 00:35:06,791 --> 00:35:08,288 So that's what they've been up to. 692 00:35:08,313 --> 00:35:10,865 To tell the truth, I'm not so impressed with their progress. 693 00:35:10,890 --> 00:35:13,155 They came to me this afternoon 694 00:35:13,180 --> 00:35:16,381 and handed me this cockamamie report that you 695 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:18,616 - were behind the shooting. - Me? 696 00:35:18,648 --> 00:35:20,124 Yeah. And I mean, they said 697 00:35:20,149 --> 00:35:21,874 that it was you... 698 00:35:21,899 --> 00:35:25,186 who stole Ralph's ledger 699 00:35:25,631 --> 00:35:27,756 - from my apartment. - That's ridiculous. 700 00:35:27,781 --> 00:35:30,448 I didn't believe it, of course. 701 00:35:30,869 --> 00:35:33,147 So I came here to straighten things out. 702 00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:35,170 And then... 703 00:35:37,837 --> 00:35:39,217 I found this. 704 00:35:39,597 --> 00:35:41,952 Ralph's ledger, and then I 705 00:35:41,977 --> 00:35:43,874 couldn't figure anything out anymore. 706 00:35:43,899 --> 00:35:47,514 It would have been much easier if you'd just stayed dead. 707 00:35:47,768 --> 00:35:50,038 Deena! Deena! 708 00:35:50,063 --> 00:35:52,063 For God's sake! 709 00:35:52,448 --> 00:35:55,404 What are you... Why? 710 00:35:55,956 --> 00:35:58,514 Ralph calls himself the Cake Boss. 711 00:35:58,539 --> 00:36:00,264 Like the success of the business has 712 00:36:00,289 --> 00:36:02,599 - anything to do with him. - What are you talking about? 713 00:36:02,624 --> 00:36:04,819 For years, he stays in his kitchen 714 00:36:04,844 --> 00:36:08,693 with his precious recipe, and I'm going out, making the deals, 715 00:36:08,718 --> 00:36:11,920 signing the franchises, finding locations. 716 00:36:11,945 --> 00:36:14,818 I built this company piece by piece! 717 00:36:14,843 --> 00:36:18,116 So he took you for granted. Why don't you just divorce him? 718 00:36:20,609 --> 00:36:22,675 And give him half of what I own? 719 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,264 No! I worked 720 00:36:24,289 --> 00:36:27,092 - too hard for that. - And what about us? 721 00:36:27,568 --> 00:36:29,980 You could have stolen 722 00:36:30,005 --> 00:36:31,483 Ralph's ledger 723 00:36:31,508 --> 00:36:33,248 without us... 724 00:36:33,881 --> 00:36:36,444 - Why? - I heard good things. 725 00:36:36,742 --> 00:36:39,952 - You didn't disappoint. - Thank you. 726 00:36:40,171 --> 00:36:42,242 Which makes this all the harder! 727 00:36:42,584 --> 00:36:44,537 Better make sure you got a clean shot. 728 00:36:44,562 --> 00:36:46,429 I mean, you screwed it up last time. 729 00:36:46,591 --> 00:36:49,233 - You set me up? - Not me. 730 00:36:49,258 --> 00:36:51,787 - All the credit goes to them. - Well! 731 00:36:51,812 --> 00:36:54,967 There's just one problem. I'm still holding the gun. 732 00:36:54,992 --> 00:36:57,139 - You can't shoot all of us. - Can't I? 733 00:36:57,164 --> 00:36:58,944 I have more than enough bullets. 734 00:36:59,927 --> 00:37:01,342 Drop your weapon! 735 00:37:01,367 --> 00:37:03,839 Put your hands on your head and step back. 736 00:37:09,037 --> 00:37:11,385 I should have shot you when I walked in. 737 00:37:11,410 --> 00:37:13,648 We thought you might feel that way... 738 00:37:17,658 --> 00:37:19,925 In the immortal words of Benjamin Franklin, 739 00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:22,545 "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure." 740 00:37:22,570 --> 00:37:24,326 Oh, shut up! 741 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:41,320 Mr. Shade! What can I do for you? 742 00:37:41,345 --> 00:37:44,568 - I think you've done enough, Liam. - Uh oh. OK. 743 00:37:44,593 --> 00:37:46,749 - Can you give us a minute? - Yeah, sure. 744 00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:57,414 - Listen, Jules... - Mom told me what happened. 745 00:37:57,439 --> 00:37:59,187 I'm just sorry you had to find out that way. 746 00:37:59,212 --> 00:38:01,743 - Yeah, that makes two of us. - It's my fault. 747 00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:03,989 We should have had the talk a lot sooner. 748 00:38:04,084 --> 00:38:06,201 - The talk? - You know, 749 00:38:06,622 --> 00:38:08,969 When you get older, things in your body, 750 00:38:08,994 --> 00:38:10,789 they may start to change... 751 00:38:11,176 --> 00:38:12,791 Look, honey... 752 00:38:13,314 --> 00:38:16,115 this whole thing just kind of caught me off guard. 753 00:38:16,445 --> 00:38:19,305 Things are changing pretty quickly all of a sudden. 754 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:21,547 Well, you know nothing's gonna change between us, right? 755 00:38:21,572 --> 00:38:23,625 Yeah, honey. I know that. 756 00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:27,389 Listen... I'm glad you're being safe. 757 00:38:27,414 --> 00:38:29,063 All I want is for you to be 758 00:38:29,088 --> 00:38:31,484 with someone you care about. OK? 759 00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:32,554 Yeah. 760 00:38:32,579 --> 00:38:33,820 I am. 761 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,274 Good. 762 00:38:37,938 --> 00:38:40,188 Well, look who the cat dragged in. 763 00:38:40,213 --> 00:38:42,961 Ha ha ha! You stickin' around? We could all have dinner. 764 00:38:42,986 --> 00:38:45,320 I can't tonight, Dad. 765 00:38:45,345 --> 00:38:47,086 Angie and I are closing out a case. 766 00:38:47,111 --> 00:38:49,536 Oh, is that what you call it now? 767 00:38:50,591 --> 00:38:52,321 All we want is for you to be 768 00:38:52,346 --> 00:38:54,457 with someone that you care about. 769 00:38:58,664 --> 00:38:59,993 Wow. 770 00:39:03,938 --> 00:39:06,788 You know, for someone who cheated death twice, 771 00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:08,625 you don't seem too happy. 772 00:39:09,359 --> 00:39:12,406 I'm just depressed. I made a mess of my life. 773 00:39:12,731 --> 00:39:14,731 Oh, Glinski, don't be so hard on yourself. 774 00:39:14,756 --> 00:39:17,914 Why not? Take Shirl. 775 00:39:18,357 --> 00:39:20,567 Who else could have screwed that up? 776 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:23,362 You could always tell her the truth. 777 00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:26,375 What do you mean? 778 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,437 That story you told about your divorce, 779 00:39:28,462 --> 00:39:30,493 that was a bunch of bull. 780 00:39:31,518 --> 00:39:33,479 I beg your pardon! 781 00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:35,374 You're still wearing your wedding ring. 782 00:39:35,399 --> 00:39:36,797 And I went through those files. 783 00:39:36,822 --> 00:39:38,905 Some interesting financial information in there. 784 00:39:38,930 --> 00:39:40,734 - You looked through my files? - Yes! 785 00:39:40,759 --> 00:39:43,657 As a not-so-famous man once said, 786 00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:46,051 "I'm a PI. I can't help it." 787 00:39:46,076 --> 00:39:47,385 Hmm! 788 00:39:47,952 --> 00:39:49,708 Yeah, well... 789 00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:55,727 So, business started falling off, 790 00:39:55,752 --> 00:39:57,585 and... I kept dipping 791 00:39:57,610 --> 00:40:01,503 into the retirement fund to keep afloat. 792 00:40:01,528 --> 00:40:03,595 I was too embarrassed to tell Shirl. 793 00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:05,279 So you filed for divorce? 794 00:40:05,304 --> 00:40:07,739 And then just voluntarily let her take everything? 795 00:40:07,764 --> 00:40:09,742 I even floated a loan 796 00:40:09,767 --> 00:40:11,952 to make the settlement bigger. 797 00:40:13,784 --> 00:40:15,959 You know, I promised her 798 00:40:15,984 --> 00:40:18,918 an easy retirement 799 00:40:19,819 --> 00:40:22,338 and took it away, one failure 800 00:40:22,506 --> 00:40:24,339 after another. 801 00:40:25,085 --> 00:40:27,252 I ruined her life. 802 00:40:28,552 --> 00:40:30,220 Hmm. 803 00:40:30,443 --> 00:40:32,643 Why don't we leave that up to her? 804 00:40:33,614 --> 00:40:36,408 Hey... Somebody call a cab? 805 00:40:37,118 --> 00:40:38,562 Shirl? 806 00:40:40,341 --> 00:40:42,337 I figured you could use a lift. 807 00:40:42,362 --> 00:40:44,275 And maybe a do-over. 808 00:40:44,986 --> 00:40:46,337 You big lug, 809 00:40:46,362 --> 00:40:48,404 I thought I'd lost you. 810 00:40:49,938 --> 00:40:51,610 I just couldn't stand 811 00:40:51,635 --> 00:40:55,246 the thought of disappointing you again. 812 00:40:55,271 --> 00:40:56,914 You actually thought 813 00:40:56,939 --> 00:40:59,139 I cared about the money? 814 00:40:59,426 --> 00:41:02,093 You and me, we're more than that. 815 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:03,962 All the time I was running away 816 00:41:03,987 --> 00:41:05,797 when what I really wanted... 817 00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:08,716 was standing in front of me. 818 00:41:11,735 --> 00:41:13,313 Come on. I've lived here 819 00:41:13,338 --> 00:41:15,890 long enough. Let's go. 820 00:41:19,425 --> 00:41:21,729 - Come on, baby. - OK. 821 00:41:21,754 --> 00:41:24,422 Oh, look who's here: the hockey man. 822 00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:26,602 Your daughter called. She's coming by later. 823 00:41:26,627 --> 00:41:28,393 What are you talking about? I just saw her. 824 00:41:28,418 --> 00:41:30,853 Like the old Greek guy said, don't shoot the messenger. 825 00:41:37,076 --> 00:41:39,017 They're cute together. 826 00:41:39,362 --> 00:41:41,125 Do you want a drink? 827 00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:43,083 You read my mind. 828 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,002 Glinski! 829 00:41:50,594 --> 00:41:52,596 There's wine in the kitchen. 830 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:15,760 Henri Lepagnier? 831 00:42:15,785 --> 00:42:17,088 That's good juice. 832 00:42:17,113 --> 00:42:20,496 Cassie gave it to me. She told me to share it with... 833 00:42:20,521 --> 00:42:22,659 - in a year. - Probably just needs 834 00:42:22,684 --> 00:42:24,439 to breathe a little. 835 00:42:32,361 --> 00:42:33,526 Well! 836 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,987 - That's long enough. - Yeah. Ah... 837 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:38,838 - To happy endings. - And beginnings. 838 00:42:43,083 --> 00:42:44,652 Ooh... 839 00:42:45,381 --> 00:42:50,127 So, case is over. When are you going to Seattle? 840 00:42:52,423 --> 00:42:53,900 Not tonight. 841 00:42:54,714 --> 00:42:56,158 Hmm. 842 00:43:01,184 --> 00:43:03,944 Can I help you? 843 00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:06,190 Uh, yeah. I'm looking for Matt Shade. 844 00:43:06,215 --> 00:43:07,835 Yeah, I'm Matt. 845 00:43:08,507 --> 00:43:10,374 What can I do for you? 846 00:43:10,399 --> 00:43:12,841 I'm Sabrina Campbell. Um... 847 00:43:13,683 --> 00:43:15,487 I think you knew my mother. 848 00:43:15,512 --> 00:43:17,429 Yeah, I sure did. 849 00:43:21,523 --> 00:43:23,132 I'm your daughter. 850 00:43:27,086 --> 00:43:32,562 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 63951

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