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Love
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family
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joy.
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If you're here
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it's because you love
Marvin and Liza very much.
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At least one of 'em.
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And you wanna share
in their happiness.
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I know I do.
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Liza... Charlie, Cooper
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I wanna thank you for trusting
me with this ceremony.
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I consider it a very high honor
and a privilege
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and I know
your dear departed parents
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Jerry and Barb,
would have approved.
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And just as important,
tipped me handsomely.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- You alright, buddy?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Think unhappy thoughts.
- Okay.
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Childhood obesity.
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Dolphins caught in tuna nets.
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- Syria.
- Good. Hang in there, alright?
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Remember, 50% of marriages
end in divorce.
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My God, that's depressing.
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Thank you.
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What the hell?
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That's their brother Charlie.
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Apparently,
he's got some disease
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where he passes out
when he's happy.
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That's a thing?
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Or else he's just an asshole.
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I... I first met Liza
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when she was smaller
than a butternut squash.
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Charlie and Cooper paraded
their new baby sister into mass
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like she was
the Second Coming herself.
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I swear they were,
they were prouder
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even than your mom and dad.
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Oh, Jesus.
Hey, come on, man. Come on!
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- Is he okay?
- Uh, uh, Brian Wilson.
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- Vegan meat.
- Cosby.
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- Cosby.
- Cosby.
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Okay, let's go ahead and really
drive it to the hoop now, okay?
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- Okay. No, I understand. Okay.
- We're very ready.
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Marvin, do you take Liza
to be your wife?
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Faster.
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To have and to hold,
for better for worse
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sickness, health, to cherish
until death do you part?
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I do.
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And, Liza,
do you do all that stuff too?
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I do.
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Then by the power vested..
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...in the State of New York
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and God, I pronounce you
husband and wife.
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No, no, no!
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Okay! That's okay.
That's okay. It's alright.
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It's alright. I got it.
Yeah, it's alright.
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Charlie?
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Hey, it lives.
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What'd I miss?
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They're on their way to Belize.
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I'm sorry.
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Check this out.
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Before they left
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Marvin presents Liza
with this big box, right?
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A gift.
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Makes a big deal out of it.
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It's not jewelry,
not a day at the spa, lingerie.
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It's travel pants
with the zip-off legs.
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I saw...
I saw the arm come back.
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I thought
she was gonna punch him.
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Stop it.
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Seriously.
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No more, man.
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But she's alright.
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Uncle Jeff stitched up her lip,
and..
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Yeah, you tore shit up, man.
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That whole front row's
gonna have PTSD.
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She just looked so beautiful.
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I... I couldn't stop
the happiness.
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Yeah. You won't even consider
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trying that Zyrem,
Xyrem stuff again?
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It doesn't do any more for me
than exercise, Cooper
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and exercise doesn't
make me wet the bed.
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Alright.
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I just, you know..
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I don't want you to die.
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I'll be fine.
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As long as there are
no more weddings ever.
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I can count on you for that,
right?
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Hey.
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Oh, I saw, uh, Marvin's sister,
Rita, checking you out.
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- Was she now?
- Yeah.
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Must have a thing for fainters.
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Ah, don't be so dismissive.
Some chicks love a project.
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I don't wear socks
with sandals, Cooper.
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I have an incurable
neurologic condition.
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Hey, but don't be all poopy
about it.
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Okay, come on.
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Let me help. I'll help you.
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Thank you so much.
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No problem.
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Your baby sister married off.
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- Mm-hmm.
- That gotta make you feel old.
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Liza always did
everything first.
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When she was 12 years old
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she pressured me
into smoking a joint.
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Come on, man.
Don't you wanna fall in love?
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Oh, I wanna be in love, sure.
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I... Ideally, I'd like
to skip past the honeymoon phase
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to the steady
sharing deodorant phase.
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- Oh, you're killin' me, man.
- I'm with you, Charlie.
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It's important to find someone
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that you can kind of forget
is there
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so that when they leave,
it's like losing a cat.
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No, that... that's not
exactly what I..
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You know,
I... I need to be careful.
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I need someone
I can picture in sweatpants
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just the right amount of mousy.
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Do you listen
to the Modern Love podcast?
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- I don't. You do?
- Religiously.
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There was a story the other day
about a couple
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where he was deaf
and she was blind
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so they couldn't speak
or use sign language
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but they were happily married
for, like, 15 years.
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- Mm-hmm. What happened then?
- Oh.
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She was killed
by a self-driving car.
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- Yeah. It was a lot.
- Thanks for your input, Victor.
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Everyone stop talking right now.
I need to concentrate.
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You don't have to react
that way to stuff.
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Like with my mom
with the baseball..
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I took you
to the baseball game.
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You were like a crazy person
at the baseball game.
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A crazy person at a ba..
It's a baseball game.
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Is there etiquette
for a baseball game?
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It's a Little League game
with kids. Alright?
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Okay, fine.
So how about you getting drunk
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at a Little League game?
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Well, what else are you gonna do
at a Little League game?
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I want you to sit down
for a second.
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I ask you to..
I ask you to relax.
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I say, "Relax,"
and you take it...
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It is the most annoying thing
on the planet to hear.
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I'm just saying relax,
like it's not that big...
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- Stop saying that.
- Will you just relax?
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What are they talking about?
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You know I've been doing a lot
of work on myself lately.
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Like, I've really been trying
to become a better person.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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- Yes.
- Seriously?
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- Shh.
- Shh.
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We're in a library.
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Is that why you brought me here?
So I wouldn't raise my voice?
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- Shh.
- No.
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Listen,
we both know that you're passionate.
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Oh, is that a euphemism
for loud?
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- Shh.
- It's gettin' heated.
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Euphemism's a great word.
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Here's another one.
You're freakin' bananas.
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- Motherfuck!
- Ow! Alright.
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- Great.
- Are you serious right now?
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- Ugh! Take that!
- Okay, ma'am, would you mind?
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- Miss?
- Will you, please, get down?
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- I like it up here.
- Yeah, she's crazy, man.
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And not just like part of the
month, like the whole thing.
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Oh, my God! This penny loafer
wearing asshole
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brought me in here
to break up with me.
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Yeah, 'cause I thought
she'd keep a lid on it for once.
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- Ugh!
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
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- Why don't you just let it out?
- What?
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You're standing on a table
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you clearly
have something to say.
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I think you should say it.
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Okay, well, for example,
"Keep a lid on it."
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I don't have to keep a lid
on anything.
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I'm pretty sure every nerd
in this library disagrees.
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You know what's crazy is
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I don't even know
how we ended up together.
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He's... he's rude to waiters.
He screens calls from his mom.
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- He threads his eyebrows.
- I'm part Greek.
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And your friends don't like him?
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Oh, they hate him.
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And they can't understand
what I see in him, you know.
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And then after a while
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it becomes the reason
why I'm with him.
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Sure. It's bad choices.
That's your thing, right?
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- Yeah. So it's her fault.
- Hey, hey.
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Miss, please,
give Lavelle the book.
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You stand back
or I'm gonna tear this apart.
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She's all talk.
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Ma'am?
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- Ma'am?
- Ugh!
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Ma'am!
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You will never ever tear
the binding on that book.
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It's reinforced for libraries.
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You can, however, try the pages.
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- Charlie?
- No, no, please.
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Start in the middle.
Knock yourself out.
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- Okay. Yeah!
- There you go!
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See how good that feels?
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- Ooh!
- Does that feel good?
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- Huh? Am I being loud now?
- Just relax.
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Oh, relax?
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Relax?
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Re.. Re..
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Relax!
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- Ooh!
- Tell me something.
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Did you ever really think
that this would last?
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Or, uh, the better question is
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did you ever really want it to?
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Fine, we can break up.
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Well, that went as expected.
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- Thanks.
- How'd he do that?
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Like a blind man
learns to listen
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except Charlie's got an ear
for pain.
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- What's it to you?
- What?
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Uh, I'm... I'm just..
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I'm trying to keep things
calm here.
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- You're good at it.
- I need to be.
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- Sorry!
- Don't do that anymore.
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I'm taking off early.
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Measles outbreak on the rise.
CDC concerned.
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Thank you.
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Zika virus.
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Congress.
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Oh, God.
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Famine in Darfur.
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White guy, dreadlocks.
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Oh!
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- Hey, Charlie.
- Hey.
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- You just made it.
- Barely.
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Thanks.
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- You good?
- Yeah.
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There's someone here to see you.
She brought you something.
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She?
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Oh, God. Tell her I died.
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I already told her
you were here.
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- It was a very sudden...
- Hello?
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Hi there, Mr. Librarian.
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Hey. Come to throw
more books around?
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I'm here to thank you for coming
to my defense the other day.
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Oh, I... I didn't come
to your defense.
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I... I just came to get you
off the table.
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Well, still, I appreciate it.
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I, uh, I got you this.
A replacement.
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- Didn't have to do that.
- It's the least I could do.
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No, the copy you destroyed
was a first edition.
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Oh.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Well, you did kind of
egg me on though.
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Oh.
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Alright.
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I was thinking about something
you said that day.
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Right.
252
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:49,792
Uh, did I really
want it to last
253
00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:51,026
and I realized that I didn't.
254
00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:52,395
It's a good thing it ended then.
255
00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:54,163
Yeah, but why did I
get into a relationship
256
00:13:54,165 --> 00:13:55,331
I knew was doomed to fail?
257
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,933
Ask the guy who doomed it.
258
00:13:56,935 --> 00:13:58,333
It's not his fault.
259
00:13:58,335 --> 00:14:01,303
Actually, it is all his fault.
260
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:02,605
But I knew where it was headed
261
00:14:02,607 --> 00:14:05,173
when he canceled on a date
to go to a boat show.
262
00:14:05,175 --> 00:14:07,043
By the way, he's the second guy
to do that to me.
263
00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:08,914
Maybe you should move inland?
264
00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:12,180
There's something
I find irresistible about men
265
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:13,249
I have no future with.
266
00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:16,952
Oh.
267
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:22,524
Right.
268
00:14:22,526 --> 00:14:24,393
It's so quiet in here.
269
00:14:24,395 --> 00:14:25,394
Does it make you
just wanna scream?
270
00:14:25,396 --> 00:14:26,529
Don't scream, please.
271
00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:29,499
Come on, have you tried
screaming? It's fun.
272
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,867
I know it's fun, but there's
more to life than fun, you know.
273
00:14:31,869 --> 00:14:34,472
- Is there?
- I'm not sure anymore.
274
00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:42,678
Well, uh, thanks again.
275
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,050
- I'm Francesca, by the way.
- I'm Charlie.
276
00:14:51,522 --> 00:14:54,390
Well, um, it was nice
to meet you, too, Charlie.
277
00:14:54,392 --> 00:14:56,027
Yeah. Uh..
278
00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:58,296
Yeah.
279
00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:02,999
We need to settle something
right now.
280
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:04,366
Are you gay?
281
00:15:04,368 --> 00:15:07,436
I mean, it's... it's cool
if you are, but I gotta know
282
00:15:07,438 --> 00:15:09,938
'cause I want off
this emotional rollercoaster.
283
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:12,241
I'm not gay, Lavelle.
284
00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:14,076
Eunuch? Are you a eunuch?
285
00:15:14,078 --> 00:15:15,477
- What?
- It is unfair.
286
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,513
You won't go out with her
because of how she looks.
287
00:15:17,515 --> 00:15:19,215
It's not her fault
that she's smoking hot.
288
00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:21,016
No, it's not just her looks.
It's her manner.
289
00:15:21,018 --> 00:15:23,619
It's her laugh. It's her
stupid gift-wrapped books.
290
00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:26,154
She's just too..
291
00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:27,923
Too.
292
00:15:27,925 --> 00:15:29,759
It sounds like
you kind of dig her.
293
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:30,959
That's the problem.
294
00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:32,962
Let's get down to brass tacks,
Charlie.
295
00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:36,131
Sperm quality declines sharply
after age 35.
296
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:38,000
Thank you, Victor.
297
00:15:38,002 --> 00:15:40,602
You gotta stick your neck out
sometime, Charlie.
298
00:15:40,604 --> 00:15:43,207
- Life will pass you right by.
- Yeah, right.
299
00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:50,114
Okay!
300
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:53,982
Okay, what?
301
00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:56,954
Okay, I'll go out with you.
302
00:15:58,388 --> 00:16:01,856
Oh, I, I didn't exactly ask.
303
00:16:01,858 --> 00:16:04,659
Uh, how does
2 o'clock Saturday sound?
304
00:16:04,661 --> 00:16:07,730
- Will your mom be driving?
- My parents are dead.
305
00:16:07,732 --> 00:16:08,867
Oh.
306
00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:14,370
Okay then.
Saturday at 2:00.
307
00:16:14,372 --> 00:16:16,404
- I'll wear sunscreen.
- Great.
308
00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:19,308
I mean, good.
S... see you then.
309
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,143
Oh, wait. Charlie,
don't you need my number?
310
00:16:21,145 --> 00:16:24,583
Call the front desk later.
I need to go right now.
311
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:32,321
I don't know.
I guess I just don't get it.
312
00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:35,024
You haven't gone on a date
in years, right?
313
00:16:35,026 --> 00:16:37,963
- So why her? Why now?
- I don't know.
314
00:16:39,229 --> 00:16:40,730
She was so angry.
315
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:43,131
Beside herself.
Completely out of control.
316
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:46,334
- It was thrilling.
- Uff. I don't get that at all.
317
00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:48,537
It's like she's everything
I've ever avoided.
318
00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:51,810
- I'm drawn to her like a moth.
- To a flame.
319
00:16:53,844 --> 00:16:56,345
Charlie, the end of that phrase
is to a burning, deadly flame.
320
00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:57,783
Yeah, I... I get it.
321
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:00,515
What is there to decide?
322
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:03,084
All your shirts look the same.
323
00:17:03,086 --> 00:17:05,321
Why do all your shirts
look the same?
324
00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:06,592
No compliments.
325
00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:10,892
Does she know?
Does Francesca...
326
00:17:10,894 --> 00:17:12,561
Are you kidding?
Hi, I'm Charlie.
327
00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:13,963
I'm medically forbidden
to have fun.
328
00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:15,630
You wanna go out?
329
00:17:15,632 --> 00:17:17,365
Pass the tacks.
330
00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:18,633
No.
331
00:17:18,635 --> 00:17:20,769
Come on, Charlie.
It's too gruesome.
332
00:17:20,771 --> 00:17:22,737
It works.
333
00:17:22,739 --> 00:17:24,442
Fine.
334
00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:27,575
Listen, you put
as many office supplies
335
00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:29,111
in the bottom of your shoe
as you want.
336
00:17:29,113 --> 00:17:32,113
Eventually,
she's gonna find out.
337
00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:34,051
Dates are supposed to be fun.
338
00:17:35,819 --> 00:17:37,421
Not this one.
339
00:17:39,457 --> 00:17:42,591
The only good thing to come
of my grandmother's Alzheimer's
340
00:17:42,593 --> 00:17:46,565
was that it helped her forget
her miserable life.
341
00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:51,766
She was raised in a Hooverville
342
00:17:51,768 --> 00:17:54,637
on the wrong side
of the wrong side of the tracks.
343
00:17:54,639 --> 00:17:57,073
The kind of place
where dreams go to die
344
00:17:57,075 --> 00:18:01,476
and hope,
hope is smothered
345
00:18:01,478 --> 00:18:03,446
in its crib.
346
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:04,714
- Is he a friend of yours?
- No.
347
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:07,749
See Mildred Munch
didn't have hope.
348
00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:10,186
She didn't have dreams
349
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:13,825
so she didn't have
nothing to lose.
350
00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:21,030
Norman, you son of a bitch.
You get a job.
351
00:18:21,032 --> 00:18:24,367
You get a job
or you're gonna get a new wife.
352
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:27,669
Those are empty threats, just
like you're an empty person..
353
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,804
Were there good reviews?
354
00:18:29,806 --> 00:18:30,973
I didn't check.
355
00:18:30,975 --> 00:18:32,707
You're not a man,
you're a hulk.
356
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:35,111
No, please, I..
357
00:18:36,146 --> 00:18:37,580
Why not?
358
00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:40,783
And that, dear friends,
is when Mildred Munch
359
00:18:40,785 --> 00:18:44,690
my Bubbie Millie turned..
360
00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:47,555
...to prostitution.
361
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,695
Hand jobs!
362
00:18:52,697 --> 00:18:54,662
Seriously, why are we here?
363
00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:56,297
- Hand jobs! First one's free!
- Huh?
364
00:18:56,299 --> 00:18:58,167
Why are we here?
365
00:18:58,169 --> 00:18:59,802
- Shh.
- I'm sorry.
366
00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:02,772
Is my play interrupting
your conversation?
367
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,140
No.
368
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:06,574
'Cause I didn't buy a ticket
to your conversation.
369
00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:08,677
- So sorry. We, we're done.
- Yeah.
370
00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:10,579
- We're.. Uh, please, continue.
- Sorry.
371
00:19:10,581 --> 00:19:13,248
Thank you for permission
to continue my play, sir.
372
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,251
I very much appreciate it.
373
00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:17,119
I'll just hop back
into the moment..
374
00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:19,021
We should go. I'm sorry.
375
00:19:19,023 --> 00:19:20,322
...I'll just pretend
that I'm not
376
00:19:20,324 --> 00:19:21,457
completely distracted right now.
377
00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:22,457
I'm sorry.
378
00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:23,825
How about I skip
to the part where
379
00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:26,762
uh, her first-born dies
of common diarrhea?
380
00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:28,367
I said diarrhea!
381
00:19:30,634 --> 00:19:34,004
I said diarrhea.
382
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,774
- Diarrhea!
- Alright. Yeah.
383
00:19:38,776 --> 00:19:39,941
I... I know.
384
00:19:39,943 --> 00:19:42,044
I know, but to be fair to him
385
00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:43,711
we did kind of...
386
00:19:43,713 --> 00:19:46,282
- Diarrhea?
- Yeah, diarrhea.
387
00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:48,453
Look, I kind of feel for him.
388
00:19:50,086 --> 00:19:52,822
- Where are we?
- Uh, it's, uh..
389
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,989
Are we, are we in danger?
390
00:19:54,991 --> 00:19:57,192
Oh, it's starting to feel
that way, yeah.
391
00:19:57,194 --> 00:19:59,495
Hold onto me,
so you don't get kidnapped.
392
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,634
So tell me about your sick aunt.
393
00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:08,970
Wow, you flirt weird.
394
00:20:08,972 --> 00:20:11,873
Sorry.
395
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:14,677
It seemed important. It's
something you're going through.
396
00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,911
Yeah, sometimes it's nice
not to be going through it.
397
00:20:16,913 --> 00:20:18,447
Yeah, of course, it is,
but I'm an idiot
398
00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:20,384
so just ignore me.
You'll have way more fun.
399
00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:22,517
It's alright.
400
00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:24,455
Since we're on the subject..
401
00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:27,656
...it is hard.
402
00:20:27,658 --> 00:20:28,858
She's like my second mother
403
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,826
after my real mother died
of the same thing.
404
00:20:31,828 --> 00:20:34,095
Breast cancer runs in my family
like hammertoes.
405
00:20:34,097 --> 00:20:37,168
So... I've got that
to look forward to.
406
00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:40,736
Look who's being fun now.
407
00:20:40,738 --> 00:20:43,374
I'm sorry, Francesca.
That's awful.
408
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,010
Thank you.
409
00:20:48,211 --> 00:20:50,478
It's not all bad. I've gotten
really close with Sylvia
410
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,448
since I've been living with her
411
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:54,550
which I guess means
it's gonna hurt
412
00:20:54,552 --> 00:20:56,755
that much more when she, um..
413
00:20:58,855 --> 00:21:01,323
Well, that will burn New York
for me.
414
00:21:01,325 --> 00:21:02,957
Are you gonna leave?
415
00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:05,363
Oh, yeah. But I always do.
416
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:11,900
I lost somebody close to me
when I was young.
417
00:21:11,902 --> 00:21:15,437
My Grandpa Jacob, he was like
my best friend growing up.
418
00:21:15,439 --> 00:21:19,475
We had the same, uh..
We had a lot in common.
419
00:21:19,477 --> 00:21:21,709
Every Sunday, he'd take me out
to the carousel
420
00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:24,880
let me go round and round
as many times as I wanted
421
00:21:24,882 --> 00:21:28,149
even after he had to stop,
you know.
422
00:21:28,151 --> 00:21:30,622
I think that's the happiest
that I've ever been.
423
00:21:33,457 --> 00:21:35,093
Are you happy now?
424
00:21:37,961 --> 00:21:40,696
Not as happy as Mildred Munch.
425
00:21:40,698 --> 00:21:41,999
Diarrhea.
426
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,167
- Common diarrhea.
- Common.
427
00:21:45,169 --> 00:21:47,669
- Not even special diarrhea.
- Nope, common.
428
00:21:47,671 --> 00:21:49,705
- You didn't have one.
- Exactly.
429
00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:50,906
On the wrong side
of the wrong side of the tracks.
430
00:21:50,908 --> 00:21:53,309
The wrong side of the wrong side
of the tracks.
431
00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:54,610
Like Troy McClure.
432
00:21:54,612 --> 00:21:56,477
I can't believe
you took me to that play.
433
00:21:56,479 --> 00:21:57,646
Nor can I.
434
00:21:57,648 --> 00:21:59,547
This is me.
435
00:21:59,549 --> 00:22:01,316
So, uh, my aunt
should still be at karate
436
00:22:01,318 --> 00:22:03,485
if you wanna come up
for a drink.
437
00:22:03,487 --> 00:22:05,588
A drink? It's 3:30.
438
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:08,023
Yes, it is.
439
00:22:08,025 --> 00:22:09,960
It's not about the drink,
Charlie.
440
00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:19,435
Sure, why not?
441
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:21,102
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
442
00:22:21,104 --> 00:22:23,805
You know, I see now
why you insisted on a matinee.
443
00:22:23,807 --> 00:22:25,841
We have more energy
for messin' around.
444
00:22:31,282 --> 00:22:32,715
Char... Charlie?
445
00:22:32,717 --> 00:22:35,117
Oh, my God. Charlie!
446
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,352
Charlie!
447
00:22:53,437 --> 00:22:54,805
Oh, come on.
448
00:22:56,507 --> 00:22:58,506
Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi.
449
00:22:58,508 --> 00:23:00,441
Uh, I'm looking
for, uh, Charles Greene.
450
00:23:00,443 --> 00:23:02,544
Are you here for Charlie?
451
00:23:02,546 --> 00:23:04,045
I'm Francesca.
452
00:23:04,047 --> 00:23:06,681
Oh, Jesus. No wonder.
453
00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:08,082
Sorry.
454
00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:10,419
Hi. Cooper, brother.
455
00:23:10,421 --> 00:23:12,454
Oh.
456
00:23:12,456 --> 00:23:13,656
So how'd it go?
457
00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:16,091
What do you mean?
We ended up here.
458
00:23:16,093 --> 00:23:17,659
Right.
Have you heard anything?
459
00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:19,294
Uh, just that
he didn't break his neck
460
00:23:19,296 --> 00:23:20,629
which I guess is good.
461
00:23:20,631 --> 00:23:23,631
Yeah. I guess you two
really hit it off, huh?
462
00:23:23,633 --> 00:23:25,801
Well, yeah. I mean, I think..
I thought so.
463
00:23:25,803 --> 00:23:27,769
I... I don't know.
464
00:23:27,771 --> 00:23:31,707
I mean, we were headed upstairs
and he just dropped.
465
00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:34,976
He, like, I think he fainted
from the heat or something?
466
00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:37,545
Yeah. Yep. From the heat.
Yeah, probably.
467
00:23:37,547 --> 00:23:39,380
You know, that's super common
because you gotta...
468
00:23:39,382 --> 00:23:41,216
Well, good news.
469
00:23:41,218 --> 00:23:43,185
Charlie's got
a pretty nasty cut
470
00:23:43,187 --> 00:23:44,687
and his head's gonna ache
for a while
471
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,755
but there's no fractures,
so all in all
472
00:23:46,757 --> 00:23:48,424
we feel he got off lucky
this time.
473
00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:50,159
- This time?
- Yeah...
474
00:23:50,161 --> 00:23:53,562
You know what,
Charlie's, uh, got a thing.
475
00:23:53,564 --> 00:23:56,765
And it's a condition,
according to some
476
00:23:56,767 --> 00:23:58,600
but to others,
it's an adorable quirk.
477
00:23:58,602 --> 00:24:00,502
It's a disease likely caused
478
00:24:00,504 --> 00:24:02,603
by the shortage of hypocretin
in his brain.
479
00:24:02,605 --> 00:24:05,407
It's a chemical signal that
makes most of us stay awake.
480
00:24:05,409 --> 00:24:07,909
Essentially,
Charlie's body gets tricked
481
00:24:07,911 --> 00:24:10,746
to think that it's asleep.
482
00:24:10,748 --> 00:24:12,851
Well, adorable quirk.
483
00:24:14,151 --> 00:24:15,519
Disease.
484
00:24:21,691 --> 00:24:23,027
Hey.
485
00:24:24,495 --> 00:24:25,764
Oh, hi.
486
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,400
So, that was crazy.
487
00:24:32,402 --> 00:24:34,836
I guess I must have fainted.
I need to hydrate.
488
00:24:34,838 --> 00:24:36,774
Charlie, I know.
489
00:24:44,681 --> 00:24:46,017
What's it called?
490
00:24:48,952 --> 00:24:51,320
Cataplexy.
491
00:24:51,322 --> 00:24:53,691
Technically,
narcolepsy with cataplexy.
492
00:24:55,492 --> 00:24:57,027
Runs in the family.
493
00:24:58,362 --> 00:25:00,394
Your Grampa Jacob?
494
00:25:00,396 --> 00:25:02,230
Yeah.
495
00:25:02,232 --> 00:25:03,931
Yeah.
496
00:25:03,933 --> 00:25:06,034
Growing up, I... I thought
he slept all the time
497
00:25:06,036 --> 00:25:07,902
'cause he was old
498
00:25:07,904 --> 00:25:10,872
and then it started
happening to me.
499
00:25:10,874 --> 00:25:14,612
Pretty much any strong emotion
will trigger it.
500
00:25:15,813 --> 00:25:17,582
In my case, it's..
501
00:25:19,682 --> 00:25:21,685
...it's mainly when I'm happy.
502
00:25:23,053 --> 00:25:24,456
So thank you.
503
00:25:28,325 --> 00:25:30,993
Why didn't you tell me?
504
00:25:30,995 --> 00:25:35,197
Uh, well, I had a girlfriend
in college
505
00:25:35,199 --> 00:25:38,036
Alice, and, uh, she knew.
506
00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:42,106
But she didn't really know,
you know.
507
00:25:44,642 --> 00:25:46,941
And because she was my first
508
00:25:46,943 --> 00:25:48,576
I didn't know
what would actually happen
509
00:25:48,578 --> 00:25:51,315
when we finally, um..
510
00:25:52,882 --> 00:25:54,949
Oh, when you..
511
00:25:54,951 --> 00:25:57,753
Oh! Oh, wow!
512
00:25:57,755 --> 00:25:59,254
That's, it's not funny.
513
00:25:59,256 --> 00:26:00,721
Oh, come on,
it's a little bit funny.
514
00:26:00,723 --> 00:26:02,490
- It's not at all..
- I mean, what..
515
00:26:02,492 --> 00:26:04,426
Not in the least bit funny.
516
00:26:04,428 --> 00:26:06,829
- I'm sorry.
- Jesus Christ.
517
00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:09,267
Okay. You're right.
It is not funny.
518
00:26:11,869 --> 00:26:15,336
You know,
I came to naked on my back..
519
00:26:15,338 --> 00:26:19,740
...surrounded by EMTs,
the RA, half the dorm.
520
00:26:19,742 --> 00:26:21,879
- Alice thought I'd died.
- Oh.
521
00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:27,983
I mostly steered clear
of girlfriends since then.
522
00:26:27,985 --> 00:26:29,921
I... I can't afford
the insurance.
523
00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:35,794
Today was a really big deal
for you, wasn't it?
524
00:26:39,462 --> 00:26:41,565
It was a really big deal
for me too.
525
00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:46,237
Remember I never date guys
I think I have a future with?
526
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,807
Let's quit while we're ahead.
527
00:26:52,809 --> 00:26:55,177
I took a risk.
It was obviously a bad idea.
528
00:26:55,179 --> 00:26:56,745
Oh, hey, don't worry about it.
529
00:26:56,747 --> 00:26:59,480
We'll just take it slow.
We'll stick to really boring...
530
00:26:59,482 --> 00:27:00,549
It's not gonna work.
531
00:27:00,551 --> 00:27:02,383
Wait, like, um,
the botanical gardens...
532
00:27:02,385 --> 00:27:04,820
It's not gonna work.
It's not that simple.
533
00:27:04,822 --> 00:27:07,421
Symposiums, lectures,
Roosevelt Island...
534
00:27:07,423 --> 00:27:10,027
Please... stop.
535
00:27:11,728 --> 00:27:13,864
- I need to check you again.
- Sure.
536
00:27:15,665 --> 00:27:17,632
Look, I had a really good time
with you.
537
00:27:17,634 --> 00:27:19,671
I just wanna remember it
that way.
538
00:27:21,138 --> 00:27:23,208
Alright.
Look at me, please.
539
00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:27,743
Pain, scale of one to ten,
ten is highest?
540
00:27:27,745 --> 00:27:29,076
Uh, two.
541
00:27:29,078 --> 00:27:32,380
- Alright. Any chills?
- Um, no.
542
00:27:32,382 --> 00:27:34,349
- Dizziness?
- No.
543
00:27:34,351 --> 00:27:37,119
- No? Headache?
- Not anymore.
544
00:27:48,132 --> 00:27:51,033
"'How about his old bunny?'
the boy's governess asked.
545
00:27:51,035 --> 00:27:53,368
"'That, ' said the doctor.
546
00:27:53,370 --> 00:27:55,803
"'Why, it's a mass
of scarlet fever germs.
547
00:27:55,805 --> 00:27:57,605
"Burn it at once!'
548
00:27:57,607 --> 00:28:00,309
"And so the little rabbit
was put into a sack
549
00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:02,811
"with the old picture books
and a lot of rubbish
550
00:28:02,813 --> 00:28:06,247
"and carried out
to the end of the garden.
551
00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:10,252
That was a fine place
to have a bonfire."
552
00:28:10,254 --> 00:28:13,054
This story is sad.
Read something funny.
553
00:28:13,056 --> 00:28:14,790
- Yeah, funny.
- Yeah, funny.
554
00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:16,490
Look, this story is actually
about something.
555
00:28:16,492 --> 00:28:18,726
- Funny!
- Boo!
556
00:28:18,728 --> 00:28:21,530
- Really?
- Throw it in the bonfire.
557
00:28:21,532 --> 00:28:24,632
Alright.
I'll try this little baby here.
558
00:28:24,634 --> 00:28:29,204
This one is called
"Where Did My Sweet Grandma Go?"
559
00:28:29,206 --> 00:28:32,940
Okay. Alright, alright!
Time for a potty break, gang.
560
00:28:32,942 --> 00:28:34,409
Yeah, you know
what's goin' on.
561
00:28:34,411 --> 00:28:36,344
When we come back,
maybe Mr. Charlie will read
562
00:28:36,346 --> 00:28:37,813
"Walter The Farting Dog," huh?
563
00:28:37,815 --> 00:28:39,214
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
564
00:28:39,216 --> 00:28:40,748
- Farts! Farts! Farts!
- Farts! Farts! Farts!
565
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,249
For your information
566
00:28:42,251 --> 00:28:44,553
Walter farts because
he's been fed human food.
567
00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:47,089
- It's actually very sad.
- This field trip sucks.
568
00:28:47,091 --> 00:28:50,024
Hey, whoa, whoa.
Not nice, Deangelo. Okay?
569
00:28:50,026 --> 00:28:52,928
Mr. Charlie's
havin' a grumpy day.
570
00:28:52,930 --> 00:28:54,830
Ignore him, Charlie.
His dads are gettin' a divorce.
571
00:28:54,832 --> 00:28:57,365
Hmm. Oh, my God.
572
00:28:57,367 --> 00:28:59,503
- Oh, what is she doing here?
- Nothing good.
573
00:29:01,238 --> 00:29:02,806
- What's up?
- Hey.
574
00:29:05,275 --> 00:29:06,611
Cool.
575
00:29:08,545 --> 00:29:10,014
How you doin', Charlie?
576
00:29:11,547 --> 00:29:14,349
- Uh..
- I... I feel terrible.
577
00:29:14,351 --> 00:29:15,950
You had a nice,
depressing date planned
578
00:29:15,952 --> 00:29:18,553
and I ruined it and made you
crack your head open.
579
00:29:18,555 --> 00:29:22,125
- I think you should go.
- Wait. Is everything okay?
580
00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:26,194
I don't know how to answer that.
581
00:29:26,196 --> 00:29:27,661
You're back at work.
582
00:29:27,663 --> 00:29:29,730
Fine,
then everything's stupendous.
583
00:29:29,732 --> 00:29:32,034
Look, I know,
you wanted to take things slow
584
00:29:32,036 --> 00:29:33,601
and I messed it up.
585
00:29:33,603 --> 00:29:35,137
I... I just..
586
00:29:35,139 --> 00:29:38,372
I think
I... I tried to get physical
587
00:29:38,374 --> 00:29:39,608
because I was trying to escape
588
00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:41,275
the emotional connection
we were having and...
589
00:29:41,277 --> 00:29:42,643
Fran, stop it, please?
590
00:29:42,645 --> 00:29:44,246
I don't wanna do this.
I can't do it.
591
00:29:44,248 --> 00:29:46,180
If you're looking
for a boyfriend, I'm not him.
592
00:29:46,182 --> 00:29:47,282
Oh, come on, Charlie,
I'm just trying to figure out
593
00:29:47,284 --> 00:29:48,582
why I do this thing.
594
00:29:48,584 --> 00:29:49,851
You wanna have fun?
You want to escape?
595
00:29:49,853 --> 00:29:52,023
- Look, meet my brother.
- Wait, what?
596
00:29:53,723 --> 00:29:55,424
I... I don't want
another relationship, Charlie.
597
00:29:55,426 --> 00:29:57,292
That's fine.
You won't get one.
598
00:29:57,294 --> 00:29:59,561
I guarantee within six weeks,
he is out of there.
599
00:29:59,563 --> 00:30:01,662
Six weeks is forty two days.
600
00:30:01,664 --> 00:30:04,167
Yes, awesome multiplication,
Frederick.
601
00:30:05,199 --> 00:30:05,801
You believe this kid?
Five years old.
602
00:30:05,803 --> 00:30:07,669
He's a hot male
kindergarten teacher.
603
00:30:07,671 --> 00:30:10,304
Look at that jawline.
Snap him up.
604
00:30:10,306 --> 00:30:12,407
Hey, Cooper, do me a favor.
605
00:30:12,409 --> 00:30:15,110
Take this lovely lady
out for a coffee.
606
00:30:15,112 --> 00:30:17,344
Tell her about the time you went
skydiving with Liza Minnelli.
607
00:30:17,346 --> 00:30:19,180
Correction,
it was a small Asian man
608
00:30:19,182 --> 00:30:20,582
who looked like Liza Minnelli.
609
00:30:20,584 --> 00:30:22,918
I'm so confused,
and frankly a little offended.
610
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,187
I don't wanna get coffee
with your brother. No offense.
611
00:30:25,189 --> 00:30:27,389
Then go for tea or popsicles
612
00:30:27,391 --> 00:30:28,957
or don't go at all.
I don't care.
613
00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:31,161
Just, please, leave me alone.
614
00:30:38,134 --> 00:30:40,171
- Jeff Cho.
- What?
615
00:30:41,438 --> 00:30:43,772
His name was Jeff Cho.
616
00:30:45,308 --> 00:30:47,109
Oh, man,
that was such a mistake.
617
00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:48,743
What was I hopin' to hear?
618
00:30:48,745 --> 00:30:51,012
"Oh, you tried to kill me,
but that's alright. We're cool."
619
00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:53,148
Look, I know you feel bad.
620
00:30:53,150 --> 00:30:55,484
Take it from me.
Charlie's gonna be fine.
621
00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:57,552
He's used to this.
I've seen that guy pass out
622
00:30:57,554 --> 00:31:00,221
after he caught a fish, okay?
623
00:31:00,223 --> 00:31:01,922
One time he found a prize
at the bottom of a box
624
00:31:01,924 --> 00:31:03,691
of Corn Pops. Gone.
625
00:31:03,693 --> 00:31:06,628
Every time the Jets win,
which luckily is very rare...
626
00:31:06,630 --> 00:31:09,497
Oh, phew. For a second there,
I thought I was special.
627
00:31:09,499 --> 00:31:11,399
Oh, you know what I mean.
Come on.
628
00:31:11,401 --> 00:31:14,034
I do, and I am very comforted
by your insults.
629
00:31:14,036 --> 00:31:16,138
- Great.
- Thanks, Cooper.
630
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,005
Is that a family name?
I've never heard that before.
631
00:31:18,007 --> 00:31:20,175
- Named after the dog.
- That's not true.
632
00:31:20,177 --> 00:31:22,511
It is true. 100%.
633
00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:23,844
Yeah, it was a Saint Bernard.
634
00:31:23,846 --> 00:31:25,213
He died
just before I was born
635
00:31:25,215 --> 00:31:27,849
and Charlie started
callin' me Cooper.
636
00:31:27,851 --> 00:31:29,383
I guess I was a hairy baby.
637
00:31:33,222 --> 00:31:35,258
Well, thanks for the pep talk.
638
00:31:36,994 --> 00:31:38,262
See you around.
639
00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:41,662
Hey, where are you headed?
640
00:31:41,664 --> 00:31:43,532
- Uh, Cobble Hill.
- That's great.
641
00:31:43,534 --> 00:31:45,766
That's right on our way.
We'll give you a ride.
642
00:31:45,768 --> 00:31:47,369
- Okay.
- Just a heads up.
643
00:31:47,371 --> 00:31:49,170
The ride's
a big yellow school bus.
644
00:31:49,172 --> 00:31:50,240
Oh.
645
00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:52,873
Yeah, alright. Sure.
646
00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:54,708
Okay. Here we go.
647
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:57,946
Hey, Deangelo.
I got a new bus buddy.
648
00:31:57,948 --> 00:31:59,613
I guess she just wanted
a chance to say
649
00:31:59,615 --> 00:32:01,315
all the things
she didn't say to you.
650
00:32:01,317 --> 00:32:03,651
It was actually
kind of a word flood.
651
00:32:03,653 --> 00:32:05,253
Do you wanna hear?
652
00:32:05,255 --> 00:32:07,658
- No, not really.
- Yeah, I don't blame you.
653
00:32:09,226 --> 00:32:11,161
Leave it in the past.
654
00:32:15,399 --> 00:32:17,131
We, uh, actually ended up
hittin' it off.
655
00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:19,434
- Yeah?
- Yeah, she's a big laugher.
656
00:32:19,436 --> 00:32:20,936
I don't think
I'm that funny, but..
657
00:32:20,938 --> 00:32:22,903
Come on, you're funny.
I like your De Niro.
658
00:32:22,905 --> 00:32:24,374
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
659
00:32:25,441 --> 00:32:27,175
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
660
00:32:27,177 --> 00:32:30,078
- "Cape Fear."
- Do a line.
661
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,880
I made him an offer
he couldn't refuse.
662
00:32:31,882 --> 00:32:34,448
- That's Brando.
- It's eventually him, right?
663
00:32:34,450 --> 00:32:36,051
Him before, yeah. I guess.
664
00:32:36,053 --> 00:32:37,552
- Kind of.
- Yeah.
665
00:32:37,554 --> 00:32:39,353
Do, like, uh, "Goodfellas."
666
00:32:39,355 --> 00:32:41,957
- "Look who's talkin' too!"
- Jesus Christ.
667
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,891
No, I know
that one's not right.
668
00:32:43,893 --> 00:32:45,695
"Were you talkin' to me?"
669
00:32:47,130 --> 00:32:49,563
That's honestly awful.
670
00:32:49,565 --> 00:32:52,399
Anyway, I thought, uh..
671
00:32:52,401 --> 00:32:54,872
I don't know.
I might ask her out.
672
00:32:56,305 --> 00:32:57,706
- Francesca?
- Yeah.
673
00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,573
You know, just,
if you're cool with it.
674
00:32:59,575 --> 00:33:01,976
- Yeah, I'm cool with it. Yeah.
- Good, 'cause I don't wanna..
675
00:33:01,978 --> 00:33:03,378
No, of course, sure.
Be my guest.
676
00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:04,845
You two are perfect together.
677
00:33:04,847 --> 00:33:06,783
- You sure?
- Yeah, I said I'm sure.
678
00:33:11,388 --> 00:33:12,419
Alright.
679
00:33:20,863 --> 00:33:23,398
A can of your cheapest beer,
please.
680
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,499
Cooper, what a nice surprise.
681
00:33:25,501 --> 00:33:28,269
Alright. This place is great.
682
00:33:28,271 --> 00:33:30,205
Looks like it hasn't changed
in 50 years.
683
00:33:30,207 --> 00:33:31,939
Oh, you should see what it costs
to make it look that way.
684
00:33:31,941 --> 00:33:33,374
Oh, yeah? Are you the owner?
685
00:33:33,376 --> 00:33:35,409
- Me? No.
- Oh.
686
00:33:35,411 --> 00:33:38,045
I'm the day manager.
You know, easy come, easy go.
687
00:33:38,047 --> 00:33:42,182
Oh. Still drinkin' Pabst
in this neighborhood.
688
00:33:42,184 --> 00:33:45,019
We get it. It's terrible.
You're hilarious!
689
00:33:46,555 --> 00:33:47,721
Split it with me?
690
00:33:47,723 --> 00:33:50,057
No, no,
I can't drink on the job.
691
00:33:50,059 --> 00:33:51,995
Should have been
a kindergarten teacher.
692
00:33:54,297 --> 00:33:56,700
Maybe, uh, maybe another time?
693
00:33:58,901 --> 00:34:02,704
Uh, I'm gonna take a break
from men for a while.
694
00:34:02,706 --> 00:34:05,340
Especially since
I almost killed the last one.
695
00:34:05,342 --> 00:34:07,175
Last two,
come to think of it.
696
00:34:07,177 --> 00:34:08,777
Well, you are in luck.
697
00:34:08,779 --> 00:34:11,779
I've been told
I'm very difficult to kill.
698
00:34:11,781 --> 00:34:14,015
I do enjoy talking to you,
699
00:34:14,017 --> 00:34:16,451
and, um, I do find you charming
700
00:34:16,453 --> 00:34:21,022
in a sort of like Saint Bernard
kind of way.
701
00:34:21,024 --> 00:34:23,424
- Yeah.
- But Charlie..
702
00:34:23,426 --> 00:34:26,460
Hey, he's the one who set us up.
703
00:34:26,462 --> 00:34:27,795
I checked with him
and he's cool.
704
00:34:27,797 --> 00:34:29,531
I wouldn't be here
if he wasn't.
705
00:34:29,533 --> 00:34:31,399
- Hey, Francesca?
- Yeah?
706
00:34:31,401 --> 00:34:33,234
Is it okay
if I take my break early?
707
00:34:33,236 --> 00:34:34,569
I need to call my grandmother
708
00:34:34,571 --> 00:34:36,571
but there's a group
of drunk bike messengers
709
00:34:36,573 --> 00:34:39,540
who keep yelling the word
titties in the background.
710
00:34:39,542 --> 00:34:41,178
Of course, sweetheart.
711
00:34:43,245 --> 00:34:45,112
Hi, I'm Bethany.
712
00:34:45,114 --> 00:34:47,614
I like your shirt.
Is it pima cotton?
713
00:34:47,616 --> 00:34:50,919
I, uh, don't know.
714
00:34:50,921 --> 00:34:53,955
Oh. You would know
if it was pima.
715
00:34:53,957 --> 00:34:56,991
Pima cotton feels like
baby hair.
716
00:34:56,993 --> 00:34:59,226
Yeah, I guess it doesn't feel
like baby hair.
717
00:34:59,228 --> 00:35:02,332
Must be Egyptian cotton then,
which is also nice.
718
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,766
- Phew.
- Yeah.
719
00:35:05,768 --> 00:35:07,101
Whoo.
720
00:35:07,103 --> 00:35:08,969
Phew.
721
00:35:08,971 --> 00:35:10,408
Okay, bye.
722
00:35:19,248 --> 00:35:20,681
Hey, hear me out.
723
00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:22,683
Uh, how would you feel
if we set up Charlie
724
00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:25,085
with someone
a little more his speed?
725
00:35:25,087 --> 00:35:29,223
I went to a seminar last night
on the history of sandals.
726
00:35:29,225 --> 00:35:33,428
It was called, uh,
"Walk 10,000 Years In My Shoes."
727
00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:35,897
Bethany?
Sounds like the kind of girl
728
00:35:35,899 --> 00:35:37,598
who had her own horse
growing up.
729
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,033
No, I... I don't know
about that.
730
00:35:39,035 --> 00:35:40,601
I met her at the bar
where Francesca works.
731
00:35:40,603 --> 00:35:43,804
She's nothing like Francesca.
She's more, uh, restrained.
732
00:35:43,806 --> 00:35:46,540
- Oh, like shy?
- No. No, not exactly.
733
00:35:46,542 --> 00:35:48,143
Just, uh, she's not real
in your face.
734
00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:49,777
You know, actually, she...
she's kind of hard to hear.
735
00:35:49,779 --> 00:35:51,212
Cooper,
you don't have to do this.
736
00:35:51,214 --> 00:35:53,147
You can date Francesca
without finding me a sub.
737
00:35:53,149 --> 00:35:55,150
I'll be honest.
It started out that way
738
00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:58,752
but no joke,
this chick is perfect for you.
739
00:35:58,754 --> 00:36:00,288
One I can picture in sweatpants?
740
00:36:00,290 --> 00:36:02,656
Dude,
full top to bottom sweat suit.
741
00:36:02,658 --> 00:36:05,826
Now that's just creepy.
I'm not sure, man.
742
00:36:05,828 --> 00:36:08,696
The last thing I need right now
is to get overexcited again.
743
00:36:08,698 --> 00:36:10,698
Yeah, bro. I don't think
that's gonna be a problem.
744
00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,035
No?
745
00:36:13,236 --> 00:36:15,069
Hello.
746
00:36:15,071 --> 00:36:16,971
I was wondering if you could
point me to the section
747
00:36:16,973 --> 00:36:19,140
of your library
dealing with amaranth?
748
00:36:19,142 --> 00:36:21,609
Amaranth, the grain?
749
00:36:21,611 --> 00:36:23,111
Yes.
750
00:36:23,113 --> 00:36:26,214
The ancient grain
cultivated by the Aztecs
751
00:36:26,216 --> 00:36:28,116
now enjoying
a quinoa-like comeback
752
00:36:28,118 --> 00:36:30,654
thanks to its high protein
content and nutty flavor.
753
00:36:33,989 --> 00:36:35,993
- Uh, sure. Right this way.
- Okay.
754
00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:40,828
Ah, here.
755
00:36:40,830 --> 00:36:43,200
"Amaranth And You."
756
00:36:44,433 --> 00:36:46,667
It seems to have a lot of..
757
00:36:46,669 --> 00:36:49,506
...historical information
as well as recipes.
758
00:36:51,942 --> 00:36:54,442
- Thanks, Charlie.
- You're welcome. What?
759
00:36:54,444 --> 00:36:56,911
- Oh. Ah, I'm Bethany.
- Oh.
760
00:36:56,913 --> 00:36:58,580
They said
we'd have a lot in common.
761
00:36:58,582 --> 00:37:01,549
Right.
I guess they were right.
762
00:37:01,551 --> 00:37:04,118
- 'Cause you like books.
- Yeah.
763
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,520
Yeah, I love them.
764
00:37:06,522 --> 00:37:07,955
I love the smell of them.
765
00:37:07,957 --> 00:37:09,123
- Mm-hmm.
- The old books.
766
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:11,458
Yeah, that, you know,
that's called furfural.
767
00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:12,726
- Furfural?
- Yeah.
768
00:37:12,728 --> 00:37:14,828
- Oh.
- And furfural and vanillin.
769
00:37:14,830 --> 00:37:17,632
It's like, uh,
they're volatile compounds
770
00:37:17,634 --> 00:37:20,534
released by, uh,
decomposing paper and glue.
771
00:37:20,536 --> 00:37:23,437
There's probably some mold
in there as well.
772
00:37:23,439 --> 00:37:25,440
Some people find it
very, uh, you know...
773
00:37:25,442 --> 00:37:26,975
- Romantic.
- Romantic, yeah.
774
00:37:26,977 --> 00:37:28,112
Yeah.
775
00:37:30,446 --> 00:37:31,515
Oh.
776
00:37:38,254 --> 00:37:41,388
So, um, how does
amaranth and chickpeas
777
00:37:41,390 --> 00:37:43,326
with spring lamb sound?
778
00:37:45,995 --> 00:37:48,429
- Are you asking me out?
- No.
779
00:37:48,431 --> 00:37:50,698
No, I... I was just asking
780
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:53,870
if that's something I should
make if you asked me out.
781
00:37:56,205 --> 00:37:59,473
Alright. Bethany, would you
like to go out some time?
782
00:37:59,475 --> 00:38:00,577
Oh.
783
00:38:07,683 --> 00:38:09,250
Okay.
784
00:38:09,252 --> 00:38:10,951
Good.
785
00:38:10,953 --> 00:38:13,154
Friday?
786
00:38:13,156 --> 00:38:15,455
Friday
I have yarn-making class.
787
00:38:15,457 --> 00:38:18,393
I'd skip it, but we're about
to take on alpaca, so..
788
00:38:18,395 --> 00:38:21,029
Oh, yeah. Uh, Saturday?
789
00:38:21,031 --> 00:38:22,733
- Saturday's great.
- Yeah.
790
00:38:24,466 --> 00:38:26,433
I'll make amaranth.
791
00:38:26,435 --> 00:38:28,303
- Look..
- Please.
792
00:38:28,305 --> 00:38:29,636
I like her.
793
00:38:29,638 --> 00:38:32,105
She's pleasant.
794
00:38:32,107 --> 00:38:34,007
Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly
what she is.
795
00:38:34,009 --> 00:38:35,143
- She's pleasant.
- Right?
796
00:38:35,145 --> 00:38:36,476
I met her, I said
797
00:38:36,478 --> 00:38:38,379
"My God,
that is one pleasant girl."
798
00:38:38,381 --> 00:38:40,417
Yeah,
so we'll see how that goes.
799
00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:43,618
You goin' out with Francesca?
800
00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:45,719
Ooh, Mr. Cooper's
got a girlfriend.
801
00:38:45,721 --> 00:38:47,388
- Muah, muah, muah.
- Muah, muah, muah.
802
00:38:47,390 --> 00:38:49,991
Alright. You know
I don't like labels, Deangelo.
803
00:38:49,993 --> 00:38:51,558
You all know that.
804
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,995
And, yes, I am going out
with Miss Francesca
805
00:38:53,997 --> 00:38:55,996
on Saturday night.
806
00:38:55,998 --> 00:38:57,598
Though where, I don't know.
807
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,667
You gotta help me out.
What's this chick like to do?
808
00:38:59,669 --> 00:39:01,902
Don't ask me.
You're the one dating her.
809
00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:04,374
- You set us up.
- Technically, sure.
810
00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,908
Look, she's intimidating, okay?
811
00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,509
I feel like
812
00:39:09,511 --> 00:39:11,346
sometimes we're havin'
three conversations at once
813
00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:13,982
and I can't follow
one of them, you know.
814
00:39:13,984 --> 00:39:15,650
Alright, look, I know
she's really into Bauhaus.
815
00:39:15,652 --> 00:39:19,786
There's an Oskar Schlemmer
retrospective right now at MoMA.
816
00:39:19,788 --> 00:39:21,755
That's exactly
what I'm talkin' about.
817
00:39:21,757 --> 00:39:25,225
I need somethin' fun.
I need a good distraction.
818
00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:28,895
It doesn't take much
and this chick... goes dark.
819
00:39:28,897 --> 00:39:31,132
Yeah, Cooper, she's having
a tough time with her aunt.
820
00:39:31,134 --> 00:39:33,801
I know. I know,
and it's super sad. It is.
821
00:39:33,803 --> 00:39:35,870
So let's stop talkin' about it
already.
822
00:39:35,872 --> 00:39:37,371
I need to pee-pee.
823
00:39:37,373 --> 00:39:39,239
Yeah, you and me both,
Frederick.
824
00:39:39,241 --> 00:39:40,674
Alright, come on, guys.
Pick up the pace.
825
00:39:40,676 --> 00:39:42,609
High knees, huh? Let's go.
826
00:39:42,611 --> 00:39:44,547
How about just going somewhere..
827
00:39:47,216 --> 00:39:49,049
...uh, noisy?
828
00:39:51,721 --> 00:39:54,321
- How's your pisco sour?
- What?
829
00:39:54,323 --> 00:39:56,857
The pisco sour. Good?
830
00:39:56,859 --> 00:39:59,993
Only for about six months.
831
00:39:59,995 --> 00:40:02,429
Before that,
I was in San Francisco.
832
00:40:02,431 --> 00:40:03,634
Have you been?
833
00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:07,467
It's so good.
834
00:40:07,469 --> 00:40:10,071
Yeah, so tangy.
835
00:40:14,176 --> 00:40:15,877
No one saw it coming.
836
00:40:15,879 --> 00:40:18,612
Here everyone had psyched
themselves up for alpaca
837
00:40:18,614 --> 00:40:21,482
and the teacher breaks out
yak wool.
838
00:40:21,484 --> 00:40:22,917
One guy had to take a time out.
839
00:40:22,919 --> 00:40:25,152
Oh, sounds intense.
Thank you.
840
00:40:25,154 --> 00:40:26,788
Crazy intense.
841
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:30,357
I guess from now on, I better
not get too comfortable.
842
00:40:30,359 --> 00:40:32,296
Not if you know
what's good for you.
843
00:40:34,163 --> 00:40:38,132
So, this is, um,
amaranth and chickpeas.
844
00:40:38,134 --> 00:40:41,301
But no lamb.
Sorry, I... I felt bad.
845
00:40:41,303 --> 00:40:42,937
Oh, no. That's... that's fine.
846
00:40:42,939 --> 00:40:45,205
It looks amazing.
Thank you so much for cooking.
847
00:40:45,207 --> 00:40:47,208
Oh, you're welcome.
848
00:40:47,210 --> 00:40:49,576
I like to cook
in other people's kitchens.
849
00:40:49,578 --> 00:40:52,179
It's like a little window
into their souls.
850
00:40:52,181 --> 00:40:54,949
Ah, what did you see in mine?
851
00:40:54,951 --> 00:40:57,118
Extremely dull knives.
852
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,589
That's more accurate
than you'll ever know.
853
00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:03,292
Mm! It's good.
854
00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:06,794
- Do you have kids?
- What? No.
855
00:41:06,796 --> 00:41:08,196
No, why... why would you..
856
00:41:08,198 --> 00:41:09,996
I saw you have some foam
857
00:41:09,998 --> 00:41:12,833
taped to the corner
of that table over there.
858
00:41:12,835 --> 00:41:14,402
Well, that's just what
my sister does
859
00:41:14,404 --> 00:41:16,237
for her son
who's learning to walk.
860
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,005
- Goddammit.
- Oh.
861
00:41:19,007 --> 00:41:22,379
- I don't mind kids, so..
- It's not that, Bethany.
862
00:41:24,413 --> 00:41:26,813
Alright, there's something
you deserve to know.
863
00:41:26,815 --> 00:41:29,650
I have cataplexy which means
that I can pass out
864
00:41:29,652 --> 00:41:33,788
any time I feel strong emotions.
865
00:41:33,790 --> 00:41:35,323
Strong emotions?
866
00:41:35,325 --> 00:41:36,457
- Like what do you...
- It could be anything.
867
00:41:36,459 --> 00:41:39,092
Like fear, anger, surprise,
all of that.
868
00:41:39,094 --> 00:41:41,098
In my case, it's mainly..
869
00:41:42,531 --> 00:41:44,632
It's mainly joy.
870
00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:47,368
Oh. That's horrible.
871
00:41:47,370 --> 00:41:49,837
Yeah, it's not great,
but listen
872
00:41:49,839 --> 00:41:52,339
there's nothing
saying I can't feel
873
00:41:52,341 --> 00:41:54,674
mild, tepid emotions.
874
00:41:54,676 --> 00:41:57,044
I can go to town on those.
875
00:41:57,046 --> 00:41:58,478
Oh, gosh.
876
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,817
Did I get you too worked up
about the yarn?
877
00:42:03,386 --> 00:42:04,654
Um, nope.
878
00:42:05,989 --> 00:42:08,022
I guess we all have
something weird about us.
879
00:42:08,024 --> 00:42:09,556
Mm-hmm.
880
00:42:09,558 --> 00:42:11,828
I'm sexually attracted
to Bob Newhart.
881
00:42:18,968 --> 00:42:20,967
- What?
- "Rock Lobster!"
882
00:42:22,205 --> 00:42:23,538
- Come on!
- Okay!
883
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,172
"Rock Lobster!"
884
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,536
I brought over some movies,
but now I'm wondering.
885
00:42:55,538 --> 00:42:57,504
Have you seen "Secret Of NIMH?"
886
00:42:57,506 --> 00:42:59,707
I was such a basket case
at the end of that.
887
00:42:59,709 --> 00:43:02,176
I think I'll be okay.
888
00:43:02,178 --> 00:43:04,114
I'm sitting down already.
889
00:43:05,747 --> 00:43:07,683
I think
we should play it safe.
890
00:43:12,288 --> 00:43:13,390
Oh, hey.
891
00:43:15,892 --> 00:43:18,259
We have shared
the incommunicable
892
00:43:18,261 --> 00:43:20,962
experience of war.
893
00:43:20,964 --> 00:43:23,964
In our youths, our hearts
were touched with fire.
894
00:43:34,410 --> 00:43:37,879
The Civil War was fought
in 10,000 places
895
00:43:37,881 --> 00:43:41,549
from Valverde, New Mexico,
and Tullahoma, Tennessee
896
00:43:41,551 --> 00:43:43,451
to Saint Albans, Vermont
897
00:43:43,453 --> 00:43:45,756
and Fernandina
on the Florida coast.
898
00:43:47,924 --> 00:43:50,123
More than three million
Americans fought in it..
899
00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:53,661
This is nice.
I feel really comfortable.
900
00:43:53,663 --> 00:43:55,897
Two percent of the population
died in it.
901
00:43:55,899 --> 00:43:57,601
Yeah, me too.
902
00:43:59,134 --> 00:44:02,169
American churches
sheltered the dying..
903
00:44:02,171 --> 00:44:03,904
- Ah.
- Whoo!
904
00:44:03,906 --> 00:44:07,375
Uh, let me get you a cab.
Or we could share?
905
00:44:07,377 --> 00:44:09,880
- You know, just..
- Hold on, it's my aunt.
906
00:44:10,879 --> 00:44:12,279
Is she waitin' up for you?
907
00:44:12,281 --> 00:44:14,781
Not waiting up.
More like throwing up.
908
00:44:14,783 --> 00:44:16,683
Oh, shit.
909
00:44:16,685 --> 00:44:18,219
Um, alright.
910
00:44:18,221 --> 00:44:21,288
Come back to my place,
open a bottle of wine.
911
00:44:21,290 --> 00:44:24,093
- I can't. I gotta check on her.
- Of course.
912
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,431
Uh, you know, I could help.
913
00:44:29,598 --> 00:44:31,232
- Don't worry about it.
- Okay.
914
00:44:31,234 --> 00:44:33,333
Um, and besides,
I'd like to keep this separate.
915
00:44:33,335 --> 00:44:35,803
- Us separate, if that's okay.
- Yeah.
916
00:44:35,805 --> 00:44:37,971
Hey, think of me
as your... your weekend escape.
917
00:44:37,973 --> 00:44:40,507
- Okay.
- Uh, also free weekdays, so..
918
00:44:40,509 --> 00:44:42,812
But no pressure. Um..
919
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,417
I'll probably just walk it.
920
00:44:58,294 --> 00:45:00,460
What are you..
921
00:45:00,462 --> 00:45:02,996
Ah, crap, this hurts.
How far am I?
922
00:45:02,998 --> 00:45:06,299
...your knee is facing up
and your toes are facing in.
923
00:45:06,301 --> 00:45:08,601
- About 3 feet.
- Oh.
924
00:45:08,603 --> 00:45:12,005
This girl says she can teach you
to do the splits in a day.
925
00:45:12,007 --> 00:45:13,741
That girl is nine years old,
Sylvia.
926
00:45:13,743 --> 00:45:16,042
Cocky little shit.
927
00:45:16,044 --> 00:45:18,078
I'd like to see her do this
928
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,249
after 60 years
of lying around.
929
00:45:21,517 --> 00:45:24,585
Oh, um, I wanna talk to you
about something.
930
00:45:24,587 --> 00:45:26,687
Yeah? What is it?
931
00:45:26,689 --> 00:45:29,690
Well, if I'm gonna have
a mastectomy
932
00:45:29,692 --> 00:45:31,591
I'm thinking
about getting implants.
933
00:45:31,593 --> 00:45:34,261
Really big ones.
Like double Ds.
934
00:45:34,263 --> 00:45:36,062
Like proper gazongas.
935
00:45:36,064 --> 00:45:37,864
That's what you wanted
to talk to me about?
936
00:45:37,866 --> 00:45:39,500
Well, I wanted to prepare you.
937
00:45:39,502 --> 00:45:41,301
Well, thank you.
938
00:45:41,303 --> 00:45:43,404
Do whatever makes you happy.
939
00:45:43,406 --> 00:45:47,241
So, uh, how's it going
with Pooper?
940
00:45:47,243 --> 00:45:50,978
Cooper! It's going great.
941
00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:53,513
It was a little bit weird
dating Charlie's brother
942
00:45:53,515 --> 00:45:56,917
but to be honest,
I'm kind of glad he ended it.
943
00:45:56,919 --> 00:45:58,986
Yeah, you're already
taking care of one invalid.
944
00:45:58,988 --> 00:46:02,823
I mean, once I found out
about his situation
945
00:46:02,825 --> 00:46:06,060
I didn't wanna risk
hurting him again, you know.
946
00:46:06,062 --> 00:46:07,962
Yeah, you were
only thinking of him.
947
00:46:07,964 --> 00:46:10,797
And... and... and Cooper
is so much more my speed.
948
00:46:10,799 --> 00:46:13,634
I mean, he is so much fun.
949
00:46:13,636 --> 00:46:15,672
He makes me laugh so much.
950
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,640
So what's next on my list?
951
00:46:19,642 --> 00:46:22,475
Oh, um, here we go.
952
00:46:22,477 --> 00:46:24,045
You wanna go to one of those
953
00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:25,846
"second floor
Asian massage places
954
00:46:25,848 --> 00:46:29,382
near Penn Station
and see if they actually do it."
955
00:46:29,384 --> 00:46:31,618
- It?
- You know..
956
00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:33,054
Wah! It!
957
00:46:35,658 --> 00:46:38,025
Seriously? Whatever happened
to hiking Machu Picchu?
958
00:46:38,027 --> 00:46:41,895
Oh! What hike?
I almost died!
959
00:46:41,897 --> 00:46:43,464
- You whore!
- Cut..
960
00:46:46,435 --> 00:46:47,868
Alright, just breathe.
961
00:46:50,138 --> 00:46:51,540
Give me that!
962
00:46:53,475 --> 00:46:54,744
Oh, you..
963
00:46:55,812 --> 00:46:57,413
Two to you.
964
00:46:59,147 --> 00:47:01,015
You bringing Bethany to Liza's
on Thursday?
965
00:47:01,017 --> 00:47:03,451
- She's dyin' to meet her.
- Uh, I guess so, yeah.
966
00:47:03,453 --> 00:47:06,953
- You bringing Francesca?
- Yeah, probably.
967
00:47:06,955 --> 00:47:10,491
Well, it's, uh, it's actually
a talk-heavy situation.
968
00:47:10,493 --> 00:47:12,359
Did I tell you
my newest discovery?
969
00:47:12,361 --> 00:47:13,893
Movie dates.
970
00:47:13,895 --> 00:47:17,397
Movie dates have actually
been around for some time.
971
00:47:17,399 --> 00:47:19,199
Yeah, 'cause they're amazing.
972
00:47:19,201 --> 00:47:20,868
You talk too much,
you get shushed.
973
00:47:20,870 --> 00:47:22,136
That's very clever.
974
00:47:22,138 --> 00:47:23,504
You know what,
I think at some point
975
00:47:23,506 --> 00:47:26,774
you might have to actually
talk to the woman you're dating.
976
00:47:26,776 --> 00:47:29,409
I guess, especially since
we're apparently
977
00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:30,944
waiting to have sex.
978
00:47:30,946 --> 00:47:32,946
- What?
- Yeah.
979
00:47:32,948 --> 00:47:34,884
I haven't jerked it this much
since high school.
980
00:47:36,752 --> 00:47:39,018
Interestingly, I found
981
00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:41,054
I've gone straight back
to Mexican telenovelas.
982
00:47:41,056 --> 00:47:42,957
Oh! "La Fuerza Del Destino?"
983
00:47:45,261 --> 00:47:47,828
Anyway, I guess it's because
of what happened with you.
984
00:47:47,830 --> 00:47:49,362
Why? Why?
What happened with me?
985
00:47:49,364 --> 00:47:52,199
Well, she said
she wants to stop using sex
986
00:47:52,201 --> 00:47:53,933
as a substitute for intimacy
987
00:47:53,935 --> 00:47:55,301
or maybe
it was the other way around.
988
00:47:55,303 --> 00:47:57,804
I don't know.
Anyway, it's all your fault!
989
00:47:57,806 --> 00:48:00,507
Yes. Yes!
990
00:48:00,509 --> 00:48:02,009
- Oh, shit.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
991
00:48:02,011 --> 00:48:04,777
I got you, brother. I got you.
992
00:48:04,779 --> 00:48:07,515
- He alright?
- Yeah. He's alright. Yep.
993
00:48:07,517 --> 00:48:11,886
Uh, here we have
the Temple of the Great Jaguar
994
00:48:11,888 --> 00:48:14,087
or the Temple Ah Cacao.
995
00:48:14,089 --> 00:48:16,656
It's a funerary pyramid
996
00:48:16,658 --> 00:48:20,361
from the Postclassic
classic period.
997
00:48:20,363 --> 00:48:23,029
Phenomenal. Just phenomenal.
998
00:48:24,799 --> 00:48:26,900
...to you for sharing.
999
00:48:26,902 --> 00:48:30,069
In 1962, they found the tomb
of the great Mayan ruler
1000
00:48:30,071 --> 00:48:32,573
Jasaw Chan K'awiil.
1001
00:48:32,575 --> 00:48:35,475
This is gonna take
a K'a-while longer.
1002
00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:37,911
K'a-kill me now.
1003
00:48:37,913 --> 00:48:41,214
And here we're moving
into the North Acropolis
1004
00:48:41,216 --> 00:48:43,350
which is just beside
the Great Plaza.
1005
00:48:43,352 --> 00:48:46,020
Do you have any maps? I'm having
trouble tracking the layout.
1006
00:48:46,022 --> 00:48:48,221
There's a great
topographic survey coming up.
1007
00:48:48,223 --> 00:48:50,290
Marv, where are the beach pics?
1008
00:48:50,292 --> 00:48:51,725
You guys do anything
other than climb around
1009
00:48:51,727 --> 00:48:53,027
old piles of rubble?
1010
00:48:53,029 --> 00:48:54,895
All the recreational photos
1011
00:48:54,897 --> 00:48:56,297
come after the intermission.
1012
00:48:56,299 --> 00:48:57,330
- Honey?
- What?
1013
00:48:57,332 --> 00:48:58,699
- What?
- Did he say intermission?
1014
00:48:58,701 --> 00:49:00,701
We might need to do some shots.
1015
00:49:00,703 --> 00:49:02,203
That's what
the intermission is for.
1016
00:49:02,205 --> 00:49:03,937
- Oh, Lord.
- Ah.
1017
00:49:03,939 --> 00:49:05,605
That's similar
to the other pyramids
1018
00:49:05,607 --> 00:49:07,208
I've shown you.
1019
00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:08,308
This is a map
just to give you a little bit
1020
00:49:08,310 --> 00:49:09,777
of the lay of the land.
There's Tikal.
1021
00:49:09,779 --> 00:49:11,612
- Wake up.
- I'm not sleeping.
1022
00:49:11,614 --> 00:49:13,379
- You were snoring.
- I was not.
1023
00:49:13,381 --> 00:49:15,015
Then maybe it was me.
1024
00:49:15,017 --> 00:49:16,750
Am I dreaming now?
1025
00:49:16,752 --> 00:49:18,219
You'll know if I'm dreaming
1026
00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:21,221
if I start having sex
with Nala from "Lion King."
1027
00:49:21,223 --> 00:49:24,158
Don't laugh.
This was my first crush.
1028
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,493
You'll be out of breath
around stair four.
1029
00:49:26,495 --> 00:49:30,163
So is Belize
on 110 or 220 volt electricity?
1030
00:49:30,165 --> 00:49:31,966
110, same as the US.
1031
00:49:31,968 --> 00:49:34,534
Huh, really? In spite
of the British influence?
1032
00:49:34,536 --> 00:49:35,868
You know, that's fascinating,
really.
1033
00:49:35,870 --> 00:49:37,737
Wow, you're not kidding.
1034
00:49:41,676 --> 00:49:43,676
You sure are
in a good mood today.
1035
00:49:43,678 --> 00:49:45,179
- Me?
- Yeah.
1036
00:49:45,181 --> 00:49:47,217
Yeah, I guess. This was fun.
1037
00:49:48,783 --> 00:49:50,618
Are you on a new med?
1038
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:53,422
No. I mean,
I had a full-strength latte.
1039
00:49:54,357 --> 00:49:56,757
- Why do you ask?
- Just..
1040
00:49:56,759 --> 00:49:58,926
I don't know.
1041
00:49:58,928 --> 00:50:01,362
You seemed so happy just
yuckin' it up with Francesca
1042
00:50:01,364 --> 00:50:04,297
and I was pretty sure
you couldn't even talk to her.
1043
00:50:04,299 --> 00:50:05,332
That was before that.
1044
00:50:05,334 --> 00:50:08,636
...like,
"Oh, she's staying out there."
1045
00:50:08,638 --> 00:50:10,136
Oh.
1046
00:50:10,138 --> 00:50:12,105
So what?
You're not happy at all?
1047
00:50:12,107 --> 00:50:15,908
No. No, I guess
I'm just unhappy enough.
1048
00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:17,978
It's weird.
Suddenly I can be around her.
1049
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:20,313
Hmm.
And that makes you happy?
1050
00:50:20,315 --> 00:50:21,882
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1051
00:50:21,884 --> 00:50:23,917
Oh.
1052
00:50:23,919 --> 00:50:25,953
Cooper's your shoe tack?
1053
00:50:25,955 --> 00:50:27,855
- Come on. Does he know?
- No.
1054
00:50:27,857 --> 00:50:29,589
No, he doesn't,
and I don't want you to tell him
1055
00:50:29,591 --> 00:50:31,125
'cause that would make it weird.
1056
00:50:31,127 --> 00:50:33,063
Yeah, that would make it weird.
1057
00:50:34,363 --> 00:50:37,364
Is he holding out? Right?
1058
00:50:37,366 --> 00:50:40,667
Dude, she's smokin'.
1059
00:50:40,669 --> 00:50:45,138
I mean, you know that
I'm all about the boys, but I..
1060
00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:47,109
Uff, I would.
1061
00:50:49,477 --> 00:50:51,377
- Hey.
- Hey! Whoa, whoa! What?
1062
00:50:51,379 --> 00:50:53,746
- We need to talk.
- Right now?
1063
00:50:53,748 --> 00:50:55,815
Yeah.
1064
00:50:55,817 --> 00:50:57,984
I can't do this anymore.
1065
00:50:57,986 --> 00:50:59,553
I'm literally dying
from blue balls.
1066
00:50:59,555 --> 00:51:01,054
Seriously? Can this wait?
1067
00:51:01,056 --> 00:51:02,623
A man has needs, Charlie
1068
00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:05,462
and I would think
that a woman does, too, but..
1069
00:51:06,529 --> 00:51:07,795
Did that sting?
1070
00:51:07,797 --> 00:51:09,495
Like I've told you,
she's having a rough time...
1071
00:51:09,497 --> 00:51:10,931
I know. I know she is.
1072
00:51:10,933 --> 00:51:12,766
I know and I feel for her.
I do.
1073
00:51:12,768 --> 00:51:14,467
I just don't know
that I'm the guy.
1074
00:51:14,469 --> 00:51:16,672
I don't know that I'm cut out
for this, you know.
1075
00:51:17,872 --> 00:51:19,806
- I think we need to break up.
- No!
1076
00:51:19,808 --> 00:51:21,408
No, absolutely not.
1077
00:51:21,410 --> 00:51:24,178
Look, you're getting along
okay otherwise, right?
1078
00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:25,978
- Yeah.
- Now she's having problems.
1079
00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:28,649
And you are helping a person
with her problems.
1080
00:51:28,651 --> 00:51:31,551
Don't just throw her away
so that we never see her again.
1081
00:51:31,553 --> 00:51:32,888
- We?
- You.
1082
00:51:34,056 --> 00:51:36,255
Yeah, no. No, yeah. Right.
1083
00:51:36,257 --> 00:51:38,324
You're saying it's about her,
it's not about me.
1084
00:51:38,326 --> 00:51:41,027
It's definitely not about you.
1085
00:51:41,029 --> 00:51:43,029
Oh, okay.
1086
00:51:43,031 --> 00:51:45,833
- I can get to know her better.
- That's an idea.
1087
00:51:45,835 --> 00:51:47,368
- She is interesting.
- Right.
1088
00:51:47,370 --> 00:51:49,136
- Does not own a TV.
- Get out.
1089
00:51:49,138 --> 00:51:51,237
No, really doesn't own a TV.
1090
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:52,839
Wow. There you are.
1091
00:51:52,841 --> 00:51:55,141
Look at this as a chance
to... to better yourself.
1092
00:51:55,143 --> 00:51:56,944
Learn to cook,
take tango classes.
1093
00:51:56,946 --> 00:51:59,082
Better still, I'll hook you up
with a library card.
1094
00:52:00,882 --> 00:52:02,482
- Okay.
- Right?
1095
00:52:02,484 --> 00:52:04,350
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.
1096
00:52:04,352 --> 00:52:05,819
Yeah, this is gonna be good.
It's gonna be good.
1097
00:52:05,821 --> 00:52:07,087
I read the "New Yorker"
at the dentist.
1098
00:52:07,089 --> 00:52:09,089
I own corduroys.
I can do this!
1099
00:52:09,091 --> 00:52:10,656
I have faith in you.
1100
00:52:10,658 --> 00:52:12,993
Plus, when we do have sex..
1101
00:52:15,431 --> 00:52:17,467
- I have less faith.
- Yeah.
1102
00:52:19,134 --> 00:52:21,100
- Thanks, brother.
- You're welcome.
1103
00:52:21,102 --> 00:52:23,370
- I couldn't do it without you.
- I know.
1104
00:52:23,372 --> 00:52:25,808
- Whoa.
- Sorry. It's the blue balls.
1105
00:52:27,475 --> 00:52:30,710
Marvin, thank you so much.
That was, uh, that was thorough.
1106
00:52:30,712 --> 00:52:32,011
It was my pleasure, and sorry
1107
00:52:32,013 --> 00:52:34,147
I couldn't get that audio track
set up in time.
1108
00:52:34,149 --> 00:52:36,116
It's really the groan
of the howler monkey
1109
00:52:36,118 --> 00:52:38,152
that puts you back
into the jungle.
1110
00:52:38,154 --> 00:52:39,786
It's like, it's...
1111
00:52:39,788 --> 00:52:42,188
Oh, hey!
We're fine. We're fine.
1112
00:52:42,190 --> 00:52:43,457
Oh, you know what?
1113
00:52:43,459 --> 00:52:44,824
Did you guys ever use
1114
00:52:44,826 --> 00:52:46,826
those groomsmen's presents
we got you?
1115
00:52:46,828 --> 00:52:48,661
- Uh..
- Um, no.
1116
00:52:48,663 --> 00:52:50,397
- Not yet.
- What is it?
1117
00:52:50,399 --> 00:52:52,632
We got them each a night
at this B&B up in Rhinebeck.
1118
00:52:52,634 --> 00:52:54,067
And especially for Charlie.
1119
00:52:54,069 --> 00:52:56,737
It's, uh, pretty boring
out there.
1120
00:52:56,739 --> 00:52:58,038
Sounds great.
1121
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,406
But anyway, I was thinking
it would be kind of fun
1122
00:53:00,408 --> 00:53:02,576
if you guys
all went together though.
1123
00:53:02,578 --> 00:53:04,143
Yeah. I don't... I don't know.
I don't need to...
1124
00:53:04,145 --> 00:53:05,712
- Oh, let's do it.
- Why not?
1125
00:53:05,714 --> 00:53:08,449
- We could go apple picking.
- Are apples in season?
1126
00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:10,616
Uh, berry picking.
1127
00:53:10,618 --> 00:53:12,685
As long as we pick somethin',
right?
1128
00:53:12,687 --> 00:53:15,392
Uh, that sounds like fun.
I mean, why not, right?
1129
00:53:16,292 --> 00:53:18,558
Why not?
1130
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,594
- Sure. Why not?
- Why not?
1131
00:53:20,596 --> 00:53:22,132
Why not?
1132
00:53:32,674 --> 00:53:33,940
- Oh, my..
- This is it! This is it!
1133
00:53:33,942 --> 00:53:35,942
- Do you guys see it?
- This is it! This is it!
1134
00:53:35,944 --> 00:53:38,245
Left. Left. Left. Left turn!
1135
00:53:38,247 --> 00:53:40,880
- Oh, here?
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1136
00:53:40,882 --> 00:53:43,484
- Alright!
- Hey!
1137
00:53:43,486 --> 00:53:44,951
Alright, babe.
Alright, alright.
1138
00:53:44,953 --> 00:53:48,087
- Oh, thank goose.
- Yep, thank goose.
1139
00:53:48,089 --> 00:53:50,156
- I'm so relieved to be alive.
- Alright.
1140
00:53:50,158 --> 00:53:52,426
Apollo 13
had an easier landing.
1141
00:53:52,428 --> 00:53:54,862
- Need a hand?
- Yes, please.
1142
00:53:54,864 --> 00:53:56,295
Well, it's beautiful.
1143
00:53:56,297 --> 00:53:57,931
I vote we stay here
for the rest of our lives
1144
00:53:57,933 --> 00:53:59,632
and never get
in that car again.
1145
00:53:59,634 --> 00:54:02,301
We got here, didn't we?
What a bunch of little bitches.
1146
00:54:02,303 --> 00:54:05,471
Yeah, little bitches who would
like to survive the weekend.
1147
00:54:05,473 --> 00:54:06,940
Thank you.
1148
00:54:06,942 --> 00:54:08,408
Oh, what is this?
1149
00:54:08,410 --> 00:54:10,911
Oh, it's my cello in case
we wanna have a singalong.
1150
00:54:10,913 --> 00:54:12,513
Can... can you sing along
to cello?
1151
00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:14,647
- You can do anything you want.
- Attagirl.
1152
00:54:14,649 --> 00:54:16,415
Let me, let me. Ah!
1153
00:54:16,417 --> 00:54:18,784
Would you mind?
Thanks a lot.
1154
00:54:18,786 --> 00:54:21,522
Oh, oh, please be careful.
It's an antique.
1155
00:54:21,524 --> 00:54:23,623
Hey, we... we'll get this stuff.
You guys go check in, huh?
1156
00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:25,792
- Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.
1157
00:54:25,794 --> 00:54:27,094
- You got everything?
- Yeah.
1158
00:54:27,096 --> 00:54:28,661
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Yeah?
1159
00:54:28,663 --> 00:54:30,763
You sure you're okay with this?
1160
00:54:30,765 --> 00:54:32,498
- With what?
- With me and Francesca.
1161
00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:33,766
You guys
are actin' kind of funny.
1162
00:54:33,768 --> 00:54:35,636
No, yeah, of course.
I told you. It's fine.
1163
00:54:35,638 --> 00:54:38,605
We went on, what, one date?
And half of that in the ER.
1164
00:54:38,607 --> 00:54:40,841
It's... it's in the past.
I'm with Bethany now.
1165
00:54:40,843 --> 00:54:44,143
Okay. Good, 'cause I think
this weekend's it.
1166
00:54:44,145 --> 00:54:45,314
It?
1167
00:54:52,321 --> 00:54:54,254
- Yeah.
- Congratulations.
1168
00:54:54,256 --> 00:54:55,788
- What's the occasion?
- There's no occasion.
1169
00:54:55,790 --> 00:54:58,025
I'm just gettin' that vibe
she's ready, you know.
1170
00:54:58,027 --> 00:54:59,625
Lord knows I've been ready.
1171
00:54:59,627 --> 00:55:02,995
I tell you I'm off telenovelas?
I'm on to the food network.
1172
00:55:02,997 --> 00:55:05,132
Had a big old week
with that Rachel Ray.
1173
00:55:05,134 --> 00:55:07,000
That's upsetting.
1174
00:55:07,002 --> 00:55:09,239
- Giada De Laurentiis, maybe.
- Really?
1175
00:55:10,339 --> 00:55:12,605
Hey, hey, hey.
1176
00:55:12,607 --> 00:55:15,444
Hey, we're all checked in.
This place is great.
1177
00:55:16,879 --> 00:55:18,578
You're gonna love our room.
1178
00:55:18,580 --> 00:55:20,813
It's like something
out of a "Nancy Drew" novel.
1179
00:55:20,815 --> 00:55:22,449
Oh, I'm not sure
what that means, but..
1180
00:55:22,451 --> 00:55:23,853
- Mm.
- Mm.
1181
00:55:25,453 --> 00:55:28,321
Is that... just... little kisses?
1182
00:55:28,323 --> 00:55:29,823
Alright!
1183
00:55:29,825 --> 00:55:32,058
Those two aren't wastin'
any time.
1184
00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:34,493
Oh, gosh, I'm such a skank.
1185
00:55:34,495 --> 00:55:35,895
By all means, carry on.
1186
00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:38,498
I think, uh,
we're gonna take a nap.
1187
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:40,600
Oh, no. Wait! Wait! Wait!
1188
00:55:40,602 --> 00:55:42,234
Already? We just got here.
1189
00:55:42,236 --> 00:55:44,705
Actually, I'm feeling
kind of carsick too.
1190
00:55:44,707 --> 00:55:46,839
Come on. We haven't come
all this way just to sleep.
1191
00:55:46,841 --> 00:55:48,442
Let's go, uh,
let's go antiquing.
1192
00:55:48,444 --> 00:55:50,409
- Antiquing?
- Yeah.
1193
00:55:50,411 --> 00:55:51,678
Since when do you antique?
1194
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,980
Are you kidding?
I love old crap.
1195
00:55:53,982 --> 00:55:56,018
Could use another butter churn.
1196
00:55:57,620 --> 00:56:00,187
You know, why not?
Let's check out the town.
1197
00:56:00,189 --> 00:56:02,491
We'll sleep tonight.
Let's do it.
1198
00:56:04,727 --> 00:56:06,062
We'll just.. Yeah.
1199
00:56:08,062 --> 00:56:09,498
What?
1200
00:56:10,933 --> 00:56:13,567
- Oh, dang. It is muggy.
- Hmm.
1201
00:56:13,569 --> 00:56:15,167
Why didn't we take the car
again?
1202
00:56:15,169 --> 00:56:18,071
Because Francesca's driving
and we value our lives.
1203
00:56:18,073 --> 00:56:19,839
It's not my fault
New Yorkers drive so slow.
1204
00:56:19,841 --> 00:56:22,477
Literally, no one else
has ever thought that.
1205
00:56:27,015 --> 00:56:29,985
Liza was right.
This place is boring.
1206
00:56:31,085 --> 00:56:33,687
Hey, well, how about this one?
1207
00:56:33,689 --> 00:56:35,589
Ooh, it says shop.
1208
00:56:35,591 --> 00:56:37,324
Phenomenal.
1209
00:56:37,326 --> 00:56:39,625
Yeah, I... I just wish
there were more
1210
00:56:39,627 --> 00:56:41,527
racist lawn jockeys.
1211
00:56:41,529 --> 00:56:43,362
What?
1212
00:56:43,364 --> 00:56:46,636
You know, I'm... I'm about
ready to head back.
1213
00:56:51,806 --> 00:56:53,473
No way.
1214
00:56:53,475 --> 00:56:56,342
Is that a trombone
that someone turned into a lamp?
1215
00:56:56,344 --> 00:56:58,444
- Amazing.
- Oh, my God!
1216
00:56:58,446 --> 00:57:00,781
My aunt had a tea set
just like this.
1217
00:57:00,783 --> 00:57:02,582
Oh, my God,
is she an Oompa Loompa?
1218
00:57:02,584 --> 00:57:04,917
- Yes, she is.
- Good for her.
1219
00:57:04,919 --> 00:57:06,953
And this mixer. We had this!
1220
00:57:06,955 --> 00:57:08,688
This thing is so loud,
it would wake me
1221
00:57:08,690 --> 00:57:10,790
out of a dead sleep
whenever she made pancakes.
1222
00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:13,125
Speaking of,
anybody feelin' snacky?
1223
00:57:13,127 --> 00:57:14,194
I saw a taco place a couple...
1224
00:57:14,196 --> 00:57:15,929
Did you live with Sylvia
growing up?
1225
00:57:15,931 --> 00:57:18,230
Uh, on and off.
1226
00:57:18,232 --> 00:57:20,466
It was really cool being a kid
and getting to come visit
1227
00:57:20,468 --> 00:57:22,169
your fancy aunt
in New York City.
1228
00:57:22,171 --> 00:57:24,670
I got to spend
an entire summer with her.
1229
00:57:24,672 --> 00:57:26,172
It wasn't until later
that I realized
1230
00:57:26,174 --> 00:57:28,074
it was so I wouldn't be around
1231
00:57:28,076 --> 00:57:30,710
um, to see my mom getting chemo.
1232
00:57:30,712 --> 00:57:33,779
- Wh... when did she die?
- I was 17, senior year.
1233
00:57:33,781 --> 00:57:35,984
Uff, super sad.
1234
00:57:38,286 --> 00:57:41,187
I dropped out and I, uh,
just started traveling.
1235
00:57:41,189 --> 00:57:43,125
I wanted to be
a million miles from there.
1236
00:57:44,625 --> 00:57:47,226
- Never really came home again.
- Huh.
1237
00:57:47,228 --> 00:57:50,129
Well, I guess Sylvia is my home.
1238
00:57:50,131 --> 00:57:51,630
She sounds like
a fantastic lady.
1239
00:57:51,632 --> 00:57:54,935
She is a pain in the ass.
But I love her.
1240
00:57:54,937 --> 00:57:56,902
- Oh, hey. Charlie?
- Yeah?
1241
00:57:56,904 --> 00:57:58,237
Could you give me a hand
with this?
1242
00:57:58,239 --> 00:57:59,973
I... I got you, Bethany.
1243
00:57:59,975 --> 00:58:01,911
Just, I'm a lot taller.
1244
00:58:03,245 --> 00:58:05,181
Ooh, look at this sweet baby.
1245
00:58:06,181 --> 00:58:07,547
Do you think we should, uh..
1246
00:58:07,549 --> 00:58:10,016
Come on, it's an instrument.
It's for playing.
1247
00:58:10,018 --> 00:58:11,286
Yeah.
1248
00:58:12,855 --> 00:58:15,855
Oh, man.
I guess it's broken.
1249
00:58:15,857 --> 00:58:17,690
Oh, wait, look.
It's not plugged in.
1250
00:58:17,692 --> 00:58:19,192
Yes!
1251
00:58:19,194 --> 00:58:22,228
Have you ever seen such
a nice display of birds' eggs?
1252
00:58:22,230 --> 00:58:23,732
Okay, try it now.
1253
00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:29,835
Alright!
1254
00:58:29,837 --> 00:58:31,004
Hey, I didn't know you play.
1255
00:58:31,006 --> 00:58:34,107
- Six years with Senora Paredes.
- Wow!
1256
00:58:34,109 --> 00:58:36,710
Do that, do that again.
1257
00:58:36,712 --> 00:58:39,245
Guys,
that's really goddamn loud.
1258
00:58:39,247 --> 00:58:40,716
Uh-huh.
1259
00:58:41,649 --> 00:58:43,315
Look! Oh!
1260
00:58:43,317 --> 00:58:45,417
Now he comes.
1261
00:58:45,419 --> 00:58:47,654
That organ's 50 years old!
1262
00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:04,538
Did they rehearse this?
1263
00:59:06,408 --> 00:59:08,741
Char, come on.
Get out of the tub.
1264
00:59:08,743 --> 00:59:10,342
Unhand me, you lout!
1265
00:59:10,344 --> 00:59:13,013
- Get out..
- Unhand me, you lout!
1266
00:59:13,015 --> 00:59:14,815
Oh! Never! No!
1267
00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:17,620
- Are you gonna stop?
- Yes, I will. I'll stop.
1268
00:59:25,828 --> 00:59:27,928
I know. I know.
1269
00:59:27,930 --> 00:59:30,496
Maybe you need to slow down.
I'm not saying anything.
1270
00:59:30,498 --> 00:59:31,998
- I'm not saying anything.
- No, no, no.
1271
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,500
You're the one who brought up
the librarian convention.
1272
00:59:34,502 --> 00:59:35,969
Come on, you gotta tell me.
What is that like?
1273
00:59:35,971 --> 00:59:37,270
You wanna hear about that?
1274
00:59:37,272 --> 00:59:41,241
It's like, uh, tons of sex
1275
00:59:41,243 --> 00:59:43,076
tons of booze,
tons of drugs,
1276
00:59:43,078 --> 00:59:45,245
all in orthopedic footwear.
1277
00:59:45,247 --> 00:59:46,645
- It is.
- More wine?
1278
00:59:46,647 --> 00:59:47,813
Yeah, more wine. Thank you.
1279
00:59:47,815 --> 00:59:49,114
- That's the ...
- In sensible shoes.
1280
00:59:49,116 --> 00:59:51,685
Yeah, sensible shoes. Yeah.
1281
00:59:51,687 --> 00:59:53,520
Hey, you wanna hear
a Charlie story?
1282
00:59:53,522 --> 00:59:55,254
Uh, he ever tell you that, uh
1283
00:59:55,256 --> 00:59:56,556
he won the sixth grade
talent show?
1284
00:59:56,558 --> 00:59:58,625
Mnh-mnh. This story's no good.
1285
00:59:58,627 --> 00:59:59,625
You don't wanna hear this story.
1286
00:59:59,627 --> 01:00:00,960
Come on, you're bein' modest.
1287
01:00:00,962 --> 01:00:02,495
You had the crowd on their feet.
1288
01:00:02,497 --> 01:00:04,496
I wanna hear.
What was your talent?
1289
01:00:04,498 --> 01:00:05,998
Um..
1290
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,033
Come on,
what was your talent?
1291
01:00:08,035 --> 01:00:10,670
Uh, Tracy Turwel and I did the..
1292
01:00:10,672 --> 01:00:13,573
...the big scene
from "Streetcar Named Desire."
1293
01:00:13,575 --> 01:00:15,040
- You were Stanley Kowalski?
- I was.
1294
01:00:15,042 --> 01:00:16,576
- Stella!
- Yeah, thank you.
1295
01:00:16,578 --> 01:00:18,044
- Sorry, everyone.
- Sorry.
1296
01:00:18,046 --> 01:00:19,578
- Yes. Yes, no, exactly.
- Thank you.
1297
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:21,047
That was fantastic, yeah.
1298
01:00:21,049 --> 01:00:22,549
- Uh, only ...
- That was better.
1299
01:00:22,551 --> 01:00:23,750
Yes,
that was two octaves lower.
1300
01:00:23,752 --> 01:00:25,185
Because Charlie's
an 11-year-old boy
1301
01:00:25,187 --> 01:00:26,353
whose voice has not changed.
1302
01:00:26,355 --> 01:00:29,288
So there's a 4 foot,
80 pound kid on stage
1303
01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:32,225
screaming, "Stella!"
1304
01:00:32,227 --> 01:00:34,393
- Hot.
- Wow, thanks.
1305
01:00:34,395 --> 01:00:35,862
Yeah, that's not
even the best part.
1306
01:00:35,864 --> 01:00:37,062
- It is the best part.
- No.
1307
01:00:37,064 --> 01:00:38,864
I made grown men weep.
What could be better?
1308
01:00:38,866 --> 01:00:41,134
You blew the competition away.
That could be better.
1309
01:00:41,136 --> 01:00:43,002
The girl who played
"Stairway To Heaven" on her oboe
1310
01:00:43,004 --> 01:00:44,536
the boy who did the foxtrot
with his mom.
1311
01:00:44,538 --> 01:00:45,538
These... these are true.
1312
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:46,806
But Charlie, you know,
1313
01:00:46,808 --> 01:00:49,074
the... the modest boy
that he is, sits quietly.
1314
01:00:49,076 --> 01:00:50,743
He hears his name
called as the winner.
1315
01:00:50,745 --> 01:00:53,013
- He practically levitates ...
- Cooper. Cooper.
1316
01:00:53,015 --> 01:00:54,848
- He sprints down the aisle ...
- Cooper.
1317
01:00:54,850 --> 01:00:56,949
Come on.
He almost gets to the stage
1318
01:00:56,951 --> 01:00:59,752
and right then, bam!
1319
01:00:59,754 --> 01:01:01,154
He's out like a light.
1320
01:01:01,156 --> 01:01:03,589
He takes a head-first dive
into the orchestra pit.
1321
01:01:03,591 --> 01:01:04,991
Splits his head open.
1322
01:01:04,993 --> 01:01:06,826
There's blood everywhere
1323
01:01:06,828 --> 01:01:09,929
kids are screamin',
fire trucks arrive.
1324
01:01:09,931 --> 01:01:12,065
Long story short,
long story short.
1325
01:01:12,067 --> 01:01:14,433
They cancel class
for the rest of the day.
1326
01:01:14,435 --> 01:01:16,902
Now that is a talent.
1327
01:01:16,904 --> 01:01:18,571
It's so sad.
1328
01:01:18,573 --> 01:01:20,140
Hey, no. God, no.
1329
01:01:20,142 --> 01:01:22,408
No, look, I... I won. I won.
1330
01:01:22,410 --> 01:01:24,911
- Nice work.
- What's the matter with you?
1331
01:01:24,913 --> 01:01:27,279
Ah, everybody loved him for it.
1332
01:01:28,283 --> 01:01:30,116
Oh, come on.
1333
01:01:30,118 --> 01:01:31,618
Hey. Hey.
1334
01:01:33,754 --> 01:01:36,992
Growing up,
I had this cat named Greg.
1335
01:01:39,294 --> 01:01:41,194
He had feline epilepsy.
1336
01:01:41,196 --> 01:01:42,696
Oh.
1337
01:01:42,698 --> 01:01:44,698
My brothers
had this strobe light
1338
01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:47,167
that they got from Radio Shack
and they would put it on him
1339
01:01:47,169 --> 01:01:50,502
to make him have seizures
on purpose.
1340
01:01:50,504 --> 01:01:52,806
They said he was breakdancing.
1341
01:01:52,808 --> 01:01:55,241
- God, kids are assholes.
- Yeah.
1342
01:01:55,243 --> 01:01:57,310
Charlie reminds me
a lot of Greg.
1343
01:01:57,312 --> 01:01:58,514
Oh.
1344
01:02:01,482 --> 01:02:03,183
Right in here.
1345
01:02:03,185 --> 01:02:04,783
Well, I don't know
about anybody else
1346
01:02:04,785 --> 01:02:06,920
but, uh, ooh,
this walk down memory lane
1347
01:02:06,922 --> 01:02:08,587
has got me pooped.
1348
01:02:08,589 --> 01:02:10,757
What do you say we, uh,
we hit the hay, huh?
1349
01:02:10,759 --> 01:02:12,926
- We haven't had dessert yet.
- I'm stuffed.
1350
01:02:12,928 --> 01:02:14,761
They've got some pretty good
ports over there.
1351
01:02:14,763 --> 01:02:17,529
- I prefer sherry.
- But..
1352
01:02:17,531 --> 01:02:19,899
Or cello! We... we haven't had
our singalong.
1353
01:02:19,901 --> 01:02:21,033
- Oh.
- Oh.
1354
01:02:21,035 --> 01:02:22,971
Greg loved it when I played.
1355
01:02:24,605 --> 01:02:26,573
It was the only thing
that stopped his seizures.
1356
01:02:26,575 --> 01:02:27,743
Mm.
1357
01:02:29,977 --> 01:02:31,180
By all means.
1358
01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:34,013
Let's hear some cello.
1359
01:03:55,163 --> 01:03:58,267
Now on to the fun portion
of the evening..
1360
01:04:00,134 --> 01:04:02,034
- Ready?
- Yeah.
1361
01:04:02,036 --> 01:04:04,504
- Ooh.
- Here we go.
1362
01:04:04,506 --> 01:04:06,071
- Whoo!
- Na-na-na-na.
1363
01:04:06,073 --> 01:04:08,143
Wow, this is the speed..
1364
01:04:20,689 --> 01:04:23,259
Oh, ho-ho-ho!
1365
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:27,192
You've got my robe?
1366
01:04:27,194 --> 01:04:29,228
Yeah, come on.
1367
01:04:29,230 --> 01:04:30,498
Perfect fit.
1368
01:04:34,035 --> 01:04:35,502
- Baby.
- What's up?
1369
01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:37,504
Don't get your man musk
on it, please.
1370
01:04:37,506 --> 01:04:39,705
- Oh! No!
- Oh, too late.
1371
01:04:41,877 --> 01:04:45,114
Make it stop. Please, please
make it stop. Hey.
1372
01:04:53,788 --> 01:04:55,658
- Hello there.
- Hey.
1373
01:04:59,393 --> 01:05:02,295
Whoa. Are those deer?
1374
01:05:02,297 --> 01:05:03,663
Sexy deer.
1375
01:05:03,665 --> 01:05:05,732
Sexy deer. Yeah, they are.
1376
01:05:05,734 --> 01:05:10,569
And you're, uh, whatever
hungry animal eats deer.
1377
01:05:10,571 --> 01:05:12,105
Mountain lion.
1378
01:05:12,107 --> 01:05:14,677
A hungry mountain lion.
1379
01:05:18,180 --> 01:05:19,344
No, much lower.
1380
01:05:20,881 --> 01:05:22,383
Less throaty.
1381
01:05:24,618 --> 01:05:26,585
- Argh, what?
- Argh.
1382
01:05:26,587 --> 01:05:28,087
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Argh. Okay.
1383
01:05:28,089 --> 01:05:29,424
Argh.
1384
01:05:30,558 --> 01:05:32,391
- What?
- I'm... I'm the deer.
1385
01:05:32,393 --> 01:05:33,495
Oh, cool.
1386
01:05:36,064 --> 01:05:38,364
No, you're supposed
to come to me.
1387
01:05:38,366 --> 01:05:39,464
- As the lion, right.
- Yeah.
1388
01:05:43,038 --> 01:05:44,640
Yeah, that's good.
1389
01:05:49,109 --> 01:05:50,475
Are you really hungry?
1390
01:05:50,477 --> 01:05:52,645
- I am hungry.
- Yeah.
1391
01:05:52,647 --> 01:05:54,813
- Yes! Ah!
- Get on over here!
1392
01:06:02,323 --> 01:06:04,556
You ready?
1393
01:06:04,558 --> 01:06:05,991
I'm ready.
1394
01:06:15,569 --> 01:06:17,337
Are you getting overexcited?
1395
01:06:17,339 --> 01:06:19,575
Ah, good so far.
1396
01:06:21,743 --> 01:06:22,808
Yeah!
1397
01:06:39,627 --> 01:06:41,729
Ooh! Oh, yeah.
1398
01:06:51,239 --> 01:06:54,073
Oh, hello.
1399
01:06:54,075 --> 01:06:56,609
It's always the quiet ones.
1400
01:06:57,745 --> 01:06:59,478
- Cooper! Cooper!
- What?
1401
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:01,580
It's Charlie!
It's an emergency.
1402
01:07:01,582 --> 01:07:02,884
Oh, come on.
1403
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,553
- Charlie.
- Oh, my...
1404
01:07:07,555 --> 01:07:09,522
Oh, my God!
1405
01:07:09,524 --> 01:07:11,190
Charlie!
Hey, are you alright?
1406
01:07:11,192 --> 01:07:14,661
Yeah. Yeah, I think I,
I think I just had a seizure.
1407
01:07:14,663 --> 01:07:16,599
- Oh, no.
- Just like Greg.
1408
01:07:18,198 --> 01:07:20,335
A seizure?
Normally, you just go limp.
1409
01:07:21,835 --> 01:07:24,002
I guess this time
I had a seizure.
1410
01:07:24,004 --> 01:07:26,806
- We should call an ambulance.
- No. No ambulance.
1411
01:07:26,808 --> 01:07:29,574
That's, uh..
Look, I'm... I'm fine, honestly.
1412
01:07:29,576 --> 01:07:33,045
Yeah, you know, Charlie,
seizures are deadly serious.
1413
01:07:33,047 --> 01:07:35,350
- Yeah.
- You ought to be monitored.
1414
01:07:37,852 --> 01:07:39,252
No, 'cause..
1415
01:07:39,254 --> 01:07:41,757
Look, Coop,
I... I think it's passed.
1416
01:07:47,462 --> 01:07:49,761
You know what? Better safe
than sorry. I'm calling.
1417
01:07:49,763 --> 01:07:51,196
- No! No!
- Yep. Yeah, I'm gonna call.
1418
01:07:51,198 --> 01:07:53,799
No ambulance! No..
1419
01:07:53,801 --> 01:07:56,034
Look at that. I feel better.
1420
01:07:56,036 --> 01:07:58,837
- Yeah, well, so it seems.
- Hmm.
1421
01:07:58,839 --> 01:08:00,672
Guess that means
we can all go back to bed now.
1422
01:08:00,674 --> 01:08:02,141
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
1423
01:08:02,143 --> 01:08:04,079
Uh, I'm so sorry
for the inconvenience.
1424
01:08:05,346 --> 01:08:07,382
- Feel better.
- Thank you. I will.
1425
01:08:14,955 --> 01:08:16,722
I'm sorry.
1426
01:08:16,724 --> 01:08:19,959
For now, I'm gonna have
to deny you the booty.
1427
01:08:19,961 --> 01:08:22,598
- It's just not safe.
- I completely understand.
1428
01:08:24,498 --> 01:08:26,068
Hey, hey, hey!
1429
01:08:27,535 --> 01:08:30,402
Alright, hey.
Alright, easy, tiger.
1430
01:08:30,404 --> 01:08:31,737
Give me a chance
to get warmed up again.
1431
01:08:31,739 --> 01:08:34,339
Yeah. For sure.
Pre-heat that oven.
1432
01:08:37,412 --> 01:08:39,378
What?
1433
01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:41,146
If that's Charlie,
I'm gonna wring his neck.
1434
01:08:41,148 --> 01:08:42,214
It could be my aunt.
1435
01:08:42,216 --> 01:08:44,049
So call her back
in five minutes.
1436
01:08:44,051 --> 01:08:45,720
Forty five minutes.
1437
01:08:47,921 --> 01:08:50,222
You know, I'm just starting
to feel like
1438
01:08:50,224 --> 01:08:53,661
you don't want me.
1439
01:08:57,165 --> 01:08:59,097
Is it 'cause of the tattoos?
1440
01:08:59,099 --> 01:09:00,932
Yeah, I regret some of them.
1441
01:09:00,934 --> 01:09:03,035
Is this a little bit racist?
Yes.
1442
01:09:03,037 --> 01:09:05,871
Did I intend it that way?
No.
1443
01:09:05,873 --> 01:09:07,108
Her scan.
1444
01:09:09,010 --> 01:09:10,546
The cancer spread.
1445
01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:16,649
Uh, Francesca,
I'm... I'm sorry.
1446
01:09:16,651 --> 01:09:18,551
Oh, my God.
1447
01:09:18,553 --> 01:09:20,986
This is it.
1448
01:09:20,988 --> 01:09:24,158
- This is when I lose her.
- No.
1449
01:09:26,961 --> 01:09:28,831
She's, um..
1450
01:09:30,764 --> 01:09:32,633
She's gonna be good.
1451
01:09:34,368 --> 01:09:36,304
Yeah, she is,
she's gonna be good.
1452
01:09:38,773 --> 01:09:39,975
Mm.
1453
01:09:43,310 --> 01:09:44,545
What's that?
1454
01:09:49,584 --> 01:09:51,249
Unbelievable.
1455
01:09:51,251 --> 01:09:53,619
I'm sorry.
You have an amazing ass.
1456
01:09:53,621 --> 01:09:55,754
My aunt is dying of cancer.
1457
01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:58,691
It doesn't know that.
1458
01:09:58,693 --> 01:10:00,860
Seriously?
1459
01:10:00,862 --> 01:10:02,527
I gotta get out of here.
1460
01:10:04,599 --> 01:10:06,001
I..
1461
01:10:07,734 --> 01:10:10,235
I'm not turned on
'cause she's got cancer!
1462
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:22,515
Somewhere buried in there
is a compliment.
1463
01:10:22,517 --> 01:10:23,852
Hey, what happened?
1464
01:10:34,429 --> 01:10:36,465
I don't wanna talk about it,
Cooper.
1465
01:10:38,899 --> 01:10:40,602
I should have known.
1466
01:10:42,604 --> 01:10:44,673
I, uh, brought this.
1467
01:10:46,241 --> 01:10:47,509
Thanks.
1468
01:10:52,947 --> 01:10:55,714
You don't have to be out here.
I can deal with this on my own.
1469
01:10:55,716 --> 01:10:57,783
Mnh-mnh. Death and despair
are my specialties.
1470
01:10:57,785 --> 01:10:58,817
You know that.
1471
01:10:58,819 --> 01:11:00,453
If she makes
a miraculous recovery
1472
01:11:00,455 --> 01:11:02,390
then you're on your own.
1473
01:11:04,826 --> 01:11:06,691
You know the constellations?
1474
01:11:06,693 --> 01:11:10,029
Please, I grew up in the city.
1475
01:11:10,031 --> 01:11:12,768
The first star I saw
was in the blackout of 2003.
1476
01:11:16,871 --> 01:11:20,740
I used to sit outside for hours
as a kid
1477
01:11:20,742 --> 01:11:22,211
making up my own.
1478
01:11:23,478 --> 01:11:25,547
Flamingo with a suitcase.
1479
01:11:26,813 --> 01:11:28,282
If you say so.
1480
01:11:32,687 --> 01:11:35,087
It's nice to know
they'll always be there.
1481
01:11:42,529 --> 01:11:44,597
How long does she have?
1482
01:11:44,599 --> 01:11:48,467
She might buy some time
with chemo, but, um
1483
01:11:48,469 --> 01:11:51,006
it metastasized to her liver,
so..
1484
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:55,309
So that sucks.
1485
01:11:57,545 --> 01:11:59,145
Anything
she's always wanted to do?
1486
01:11:59,147 --> 01:12:01,179
Climb a mountain?
Travel to India?
1487
01:12:01,181 --> 01:12:03,848
Fire a rocket launcher
at a Dodge Caravan.
1488
01:12:03,850 --> 01:12:04,952
Uh, what?
1489
01:12:06,888 --> 01:12:09,024
Her ex used to drive one.
1490
01:12:11,526 --> 01:12:13,325
She's done all that other stuff,
you know.
1491
01:12:13,327 --> 01:12:16,361
I mean, that's the thing
about Sylvia.
1492
01:12:16,363 --> 01:12:17,896
She doesn't wait
for anybody's permission.
1493
01:12:17,898 --> 01:12:20,199
She just goes for it.
1494
01:12:20,201 --> 01:12:22,237
- She's a bad-ass.
- Yeah.
1495
01:12:24,104 --> 01:12:26,340
Not a lot of people live
that way. I know I don't.
1496
01:12:32,647 --> 01:12:36,348
Charlie, the day you fell..
1497
01:12:36,350 --> 01:12:39,317
...you said you couldn't be
around me anymore, you know.
1498
01:12:39,319 --> 01:12:42,187
We've seen each other
almost every day since
1499
01:12:42,189 --> 01:12:44,856
and... here we are.
1500
01:12:44,858 --> 01:12:46,928
Yeah, but this is
incredibly depressing.
1501
01:12:48,429 --> 01:12:49,565
Come on.
1502
01:12:51,064 --> 01:12:53,298
- At the antique store today?
- Mm-hmm.
1503
01:12:53,300 --> 01:12:55,668
I mean,
you looked like you were..
1504
01:12:55,670 --> 01:12:57,906
You were having fun.
You were happy.
1505
01:13:01,943 --> 01:13:03,979
I wasn't happy. I was amused.
1506
01:13:05,612 --> 01:13:07,415
Well, right.
1507
01:13:09,017 --> 01:13:10,583
I was a little bit
more than amused.
1508
01:13:10,585 --> 01:13:12,020
I... I was happy.
1509
01:13:13,220 --> 01:13:14,820
- Hey. Hey, Francesca.
- What?
1510
01:13:14,822 --> 01:13:16,422
Wait. Please?
1511
01:13:16,424 --> 01:13:18,359
Okay, I was... I was happy.
1512
01:13:20,461 --> 01:13:23,795
I am happy... I'm happier
than I've ever been.
1513
01:13:23,797 --> 01:13:25,367
And that's because of you.
1514
01:13:26,733 --> 01:13:28,167
- But you're still standing.
- Yeah, I know.
1515
01:13:28,169 --> 01:13:30,468
It shouldn't work, right?
I should be flat on my face.
1516
01:13:30,470 --> 01:13:33,873
But, um, the thing is
every time I feel it
1517
01:13:33,875 --> 01:13:36,578
the happiness rising in me..
1518
01:13:37,944 --> 01:13:39,880
...I look at you and Cooper
and..
1519
01:13:41,948 --> 01:13:43,852
...I'm just sad enough.
1520
01:13:45,086 --> 01:13:47,018
But I'm dating your brother.
I mean, I..
1521
01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:50,257
- You set us up.
- I know. That's why it works.
1522
01:13:53,461 --> 01:13:54,763
Wow.
1523
01:14:01,335 --> 01:14:03,401
I don't think we need
to be around each other anymore.
1524
01:14:03,403 --> 01:14:04,772
Francesca.
1525
01:14:07,841 --> 01:14:09,210
Francesca.
1526
01:14:12,145 --> 01:14:14,346
Bethany, what, what are you
doing out here?
1527
01:14:14,348 --> 01:14:16,350
Th... there's bugs of all sorts.
1528
01:14:17,684 --> 01:14:20,386
There's something
really wrong with you.
1529
01:14:20,388 --> 01:14:21,422
Yeah.
1530
01:14:22,456 --> 01:14:23,722
I know.
1531
01:14:23,724 --> 01:14:26,659
I tried to be upfront.
1532
01:14:26,661 --> 01:14:28,897
Not that. You.
1533
01:14:30,630 --> 01:14:32,498
Me?
1534
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:35,334
I am fun, Charlie.
1535
01:14:35,336 --> 01:14:36,569
I'm really fun.
1536
01:14:36,571 --> 01:14:38,573
Yeah. Of course, you are.
You're tons of fun.
1537
01:14:40,474 --> 01:14:42,309
And I'm also pretty.
1538
01:14:43,310 --> 01:14:45,977
I've been told that I'm pretty.
1539
01:14:45,979 --> 01:14:48,246
You're beautiful.
1540
01:14:48,248 --> 01:14:51,353
You let me to think
we, we actually had a chance.
1541
01:14:54,188 --> 01:14:55,857
I wanna break up.
1542
01:14:57,291 --> 01:14:58,994
I completely understand.
1543
01:16:34,121 --> 01:16:35,687
- Hey.
- Hi.
1544
01:16:35,689 --> 01:16:38,524
Hey, um, come on in.
1545
01:16:38,526 --> 01:16:40,726
- Oh.
- How's Sylvia doin'?
1546
01:16:40,728 --> 01:16:42,594
She's hangin' in there.
1547
01:16:42,596 --> 01:16:44,562
Wow. Sunflowers.
1548
01:16:44,564 --> 01:16:46,065
- Yeah.
- They're my favorite.
1549
01:16:46,067 --> 01:16:48,200
From a real florist too.
Not just Trader Joe's.
1550
01:16:48,202 --> 01:16:50,539
Oh.
Well, now I know I'm special.
1551
01:16:51,906 --> 01:16:53,739
What's this?
1552
01:16:53,741 --> 01:16:56,475
Uh, this is also for you.
1553
01:16:56,477 --> 01:16:57,479
Oh.
1554
01:16:58,612 --> 01:17:00,812
- What is it?
- Uh, that's the thing.
1555
01:17:00,814 --> 01:17:03,082
You know,
I didn't exactly pick it out.
1556
01:17:03,084 --> 01:17:05,551
I just sort of brought..
1557
01:17:05,553 --> 01:17:09,187
My aunt's mixer.
1558
01:17:09,189 --> 01:17:11,589
- You remembered.
- Yeah, I sure did.
1559
01:17:11,591 --> 01:17:13,428
Oh, I love it.
1560
01:17:14,895 --> 01:17:16,462
- Thank you. I..
- Yeah.
1561
01:17:16,464 --> 01:17:19,231
I'm really sorry that
I blew up at you the other day.
1562
01:17:19,233 --> 01:17:22,066
It's just.. It's been so hard.
1563
01:17:22,068 --> 01:17:24,837
Yeah. Hey, you know..
1564
01:17:24,839 --> 01:17:27,740
When one loses someone one loves
1565
01:17:27,742 --> 01:17:29,909
one has to...
1566
01:17:29,911 --> 01:17:32,610
uh, look at..
1567
01:17:32,612 --> 01:17:34,982
...one's sense of..
1568
01:17:36,983 --> 01:17:37,982
...oneself.
1569
01:17:37,984 --> 01:17:39,884
Yeah. Okay. Thank you.
1570
01:17:39,886 --> 01:17:41,488
Okay. So you know.
1571
01:17:42,989 --> 01:17:44,890
Alright. Come on.
1572
01:17:44,892 --> 01:17:47,293
Let's go get you some lunch.
1573
01:17:47,295 --> 01:17:49,661
Oh, you know what?
I... I don't really feel like
1574
01:17:49,663 --> 01:17:52,097
being in a crowded restaurant.
Why don't we just order in?
1575
01:17:52,099 --> 01:17:53,365
Oh, come on.
It's so nice out there.
1576
01:17:53,367 --> 01:17:54,799
We'll go find a place
with a patio.
1577
01:17:54,801 --> 01:17:56,971
I'm really, just..
I'm exhausted.
1578
01:17:59,005 --> 01:18:01,906
Oh, I thought you'd wanna get
your mind off your aunt.
1579
01:18:01,908 --> 01:18:03,374
I do.
1580
01:18:03,376 --> 01:18:06,477
I just can't keep running away
from it, you know.
1581
01:18:06,479 --> 01:18:08,450
I just gotta deal with it, so..
1582
01:18:09,684 --> 01:18:11,653
...you wanna help me deal
with it?
1583
01:18:13,054 --> 01:18:14,489
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1584
01:18:15,589 --> 01:18:17,158
Let's deal with it.
1585
01:18:19,727 --> 01:18:22,962
So, just lay it all out there.
1586
01:18:22,964 --> 01:18:24,896
Um..
1587
01:18:24,898 --> 01:18:27,401
What do you fear most
about your aunt dying?
1588
01:18:29,537 --> 01:18:30,772
Okay.
1589
01:18:35,242 --> 01:18:38,980
Um, to start, missing her.
1590
01:18:42,015 --> 01:18:44,085
Feeling alone in the world.
1591
01:18:45,653 --> 01:18:49,655
Like, I didn't make the best
of our time together, you know
1592
01:18:49,657 --> 01:18:52,658
and I'll never have those days
back. My childhood.
1593
01:18:52,660 --> 01:18:55,227
Like I would rather it were me,
so I wasn't the one
1594
01:18:55,229 --> 01:18:56,962
stuck here without her.
1595
01:18:56,964 --> 01:18:58,667
She's my best friend.
1596
01:19:01,202 --> 01:19:04,272
You know, Francesca..
1597
01:19:05,939 --> 01:19:07,873
...I..
1598
01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:10,011
...should..
1599
01:19:10,944 --> 01:19:12,878
...go.
1600
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:14,279
- What? Where are you going?
- Yeah.
1601
01:19:14,281 --> 01:19:15,981
- I just poured my heart out.
- No, I know.
1602
01:19:15,983 --> 01:19:17,716
I know you did,
and, uh, I encouraged it
1603
01:19:17,718 --> 01:19:19,752
so it's just as much on me.
1604
01:19:19,754 --> 01:19:21,219
You're being such an asshole!
1605
01:19:21,221 --> 01:19:23,222
Uh, I know.
No, you're right. I am.
1606
01:19:23,224 --> 01:19:25,891
Uh, just know,
I don't feel great about it.
1607
01:19:25,893 --> 01:19:27,659
How can you be so thoughtful
one minute
1608
01:19:27,661 --> 01:19:29,293
and then such a dick the next?
1609
01:19:29,295 --> 01:19:30,464
Because..
1610
01:19:31,866 --> 01:19:34,135
Because I wasn't
really that thoughtful.
1611
01:19:36,202 --> 01:19:38,137
I..
1612
01:19:38,139 --> 01:19:39,405
I am so sorry.
1613
01:19:39,407 --> 01:19:41,376
Uh, just.. Bye.
1614
01:20:10,871 --> 01:20:12,905
Whoa! Watch it, shit bag!
1615
01:20:12,907 --> 01:20:14,906
Thank you, New York.
1616
01:20:14,908 --> 01:20:16,775
What'd you just say to me?
1617
01:20:18,778 --> 01:20:19,980
Hey.
1618
01:20:27,787 --> 01:20:29,221
She loved the mixer.
1619
01:20:29,223 --> 01:20:31,722
Oh, yeah? What'd she say?
1620
01:20:31,724 --> 01:20:32,960
"I love the mixer."
1621
01:20:34,595 --> 01:20:36,197
Good, I'm glad.
1622
01:20:37,630 --> 01:20:39,664
All it took was one sad attempt
1623
01:20:39,666 --> 01:20:41,633
at a conversation to end it.
1624
01:20:41,635 --> 01:20:43,602
Couldn't we have just not
had that conversation
1625
01:20:43,604 --> 01:20:44,636
a few weeks ago?
1626
01:20:44,638 --> 01:20:45,937
What a waste.
1627
01:20:45,939 --> 01:20:49,307
All this time, you could have
been humpin' it up.
1628
01:20:49,309 --> 01:20:52,777
Why do I keep attracting
such vapid men?
1629
01:20:52,779 --> 01:20:54,879
Unless, of course,
it's the other way around.
1630
01:20:54,881 --> 01:20:56,380
They attract me?
1631
01:20:56,382 --> 01:20:59,551
Like I'm into some sort
of pheromone in the hair gel?
1632
01:20:59,553 --> 01:21:01,919
Well,
I just think you're attracted
1633
01:21:01,921 --> 01:21:04,623
to what they aren't
as much as what they are.
1634
01:21:04,625 --> 01:21:06,258
You lost me, Yoda.
1635
01:21:06,260 --> 01:21:07,625
That's not a dig
at your bald head.
1636
01:21:07,627 --> 01:21:09,061
It better not be.
1637
01:21:09,063 --> 01:21:12,196
Sylvia Torrone?
How you feeling, hon?
1638
01:21:12,198 --> 01:21:14,766
A lot better now
than I will be in an hour.
1639
01:21:14,768 --> 01:21:15,904
Here.
1640
01:21:17,170 --> 01:21:19,036
Face it, Francesca.
1641
01:21:19,038 --> 01:21:21,539
- You're a total fox.
- Oh, stop it. I am not.
1642
01:21:21,541 --> 01:21:25,177
You know you are, and it is
so annoying when you deny it.
1643
01:21:25,179 --> 01:21:27,745
Fine, what's your point?
1644
01:21:27,747 --> 01:21:29,882
My point is..
1645
01:21:29,884 --> 01:21:32,351
...men will always want you
1646
01:21:32,353 --> 01:21:36,221
but it takes a special kind
of man to love you..
1647
01:21:36,223 --> 01:21:39,557
...and to appreciate
just how truly special you are.
1648
01:21:39,559 --> 01:21:40,892
You know, you gave me
that same speech
1649
01:21:40,894 --> 01:21:42,160
when I had a unibrow, right?
1650
01:21:42,162 --> 01:21:44,531
Yeah, I was lying then,
but this is about Charlie.
1651
01:21:45,632 --> 01:21:48,167
He rejected me.
1652
01:21:48,169 --> 01:21:50,604
He's just doing what you do,
protecting yourself.
1653
01:21:52,505 --> 01:21:54,975
Oh. This goddamn place.
1654
01:21:56,609 --> 01:21:58,011
I know.
1655
01:22:06,353 --> 01:22:09,387
- What exactly was your plan?
- What?
1656
01:22:09,389 --> 01:22:12,324
Help us patch things up and..
1657
01:22:12,326 --> 01:22:13,792
...just go on being miserable?
1658
01:22:13,794 --> 01:22:15,627
But what makes you think
I'm miserable?
1659
01:22:15,629 --> 01:22:17,562
Your face.
1660
01:22:17,564 --> 01:22:19,364
Your miserable face.
1661
01:22:19,366 --> 01:22:23,535
I... I just thought
it would make her happy.
1662
01:22:23,537 --> 01:22:25,337
Well, it didn't really work out
like that.
1663
01:22:25,339 --> 01:22:27,774
- We broke up.
- What? Why?
1664
01:22:29,143 --> 01:22:31,246
'Cause I'm not in love with her
and you are.
1665
01:22:36,149 --> 01:22:39,750
- Charlie does love me.
- Did he tell you?
1666
01:22:39,752 --> 01:22:42,823
- As best he could.
- Do you love him?
1667
01:22:49,162 --> 01:22:52,597
- How can I?
- Oh, Francesca.
1668
01:22:52,599 --> 01:22:54,432
You can't keep yourself
from loving someone
1669
01:22:54,434 --> 01:22:56,904
just because you're afraid
you're gonna lose them.
1670
01:23:02,576 --> 01:23:04,176
But that didn't stop you
from dating her, did it?
1671
01:23:04,178 --> 01:23:07,012
No. It did not,
and I regret that.
1672
01:23:07,014 --> 01:23:10,816
Not 'cause I swooped on you,
but because you wanted me to.
1673
01:23:10,818 --> 01:23:13,485
What the hell does that mean?
1674
01:23:13,487 --> 01:23:17,356
Our whole lives, I have been
running interference for you.
1675
01:23:17,358 --> 01:23:20,424
I've been taking your hits,
I've been watching your back
1676
01:23:20,426 --> 01:23:22,660
and for a long time,
I liked that.
1677
01:23:22,662 --> 01:23:24,295
I liked being that guy.
1678
01:23:24,297 --> 01:23:26,097
Little bro
looking out for big bro.
1679
01:23:26,099 --> 01:23:27,466
Whoa, easy. Easy, little bro.
1680
01:23:27,468 --> 01:23:29,567
Hey, you known it's true.
You know it's true.
1681
01:23:29,569 --> 01:23:31,335
I thought I was protecting you
and I wasn't.
1682
01:23:31,337 --> 01:23:32,603
- You were using me.
- What?
1683
01:23:32,605 --> 01:23:34,806
To hide behind, to manipulate,
like I'm some...
1684
01:23:34,808 --> 01:23:37,142
- Where is this coming from?
- Where is this coming from?
1685
01:23:37,144 --> 01:23:40,478
You treat me like I'm a big,
dumb, emotional battering ram
1686
01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:41,780
and I'm done!
1687
01:23:41,782 --> 01:23:43,714
I'm done being
your emotional battering ram.
1688
01:23:43,716 --> 01:23:47,119
- Look, no, you are not my...
- Battering ram.
1689
01:23:47,121 --> 01:23:50,054
Yeah, look, just... just get
over yourself for one second.
1690
01:23:50,056 --> 01:23:52,089
You don't have
this shitty disease, Cooper.
1691
01:23:52,091 --> 01:23:53,258
You don't live in fear
1692
01:23:53,260 --> 01:23:55,393
of making a... a fool
of yourself all the time
1693
01:23:55,395 --> 01:23:57,795
or maybe, I don't know,
fuckin' dying.
1694
01:23:57,797 --> 01:24:00,031
You get to live your life
exactly how you wanna live it
1695
01:24:00,033 --> 01:24:01,799
and you still fuck it up!
1696
01:24:01,801 --> 01:24:04,035
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
1697
01:24:04,037 --> 01:24:05,236
You know what?
1698
01:24:05,238 --> 01:24:07,638
Charlie, I know better
than anyone.
1699
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:10,008
I know better than anyone
how awful this disease is.
1700
01:24:10,010 --> 01:24:12,447
- You do?
- I've seen kids laugh at you.
1701
01:24:14,148 --> 01:24:15,513
You understand that?
1702
01:24:15,515 --> 01:24:18,016
I watched kids
laugh at my big brother.
1703
01:24:18,018 --> 01:24:20,017
I've seen you be alone.
1704
01:24:20,019 --> 01:24:21,619
That sucks, man.
1705
01:24:21,621 --> 01:24:23,789
I'm sorry.
1706
01:24:23,791 --> 01:24:27,124
But there is a point where the
disease ends and fear sets in.
1707
01:24:27,126 --> 01:24:29,194
- Oh, not this. Not this.
- And it becomes an excuse!
1708
01:24:29,196 --> 01:24:30,494
Oh, my God!
1709
01:24:30,496 --> 01:24:32,597
Oh, my God!
You just said you understand!
1710
01:24:32,599 --> 01:24:34,533
You don't understand that
nobody wants to go on a date
1711
01:24:34,535 --> 01:24:37,468
with a guy who's gonna end up
in the ER as soon as they kiss.
1712
01:24:37,470 --> 01:24:40,271
Being in a relationship
is about being happy!
1713
01:24:40,273 --> 01:24:43,575
- I can't do that!
- Yes, yes, you can! You can!
1714
01:24:43,577 --> 01:24:46,645
You just have to learn to be
okay with what comes next.
1715
01:24:46,647 --> 01:24:47,849
That's all.
1716
01:24:52,118 --> 01:24:53,587
Go, Charlie.
1717
01:24:55,723 --> 01:24:57,856
Hey, hey.
1718
01:24:57,858 --> 01:24:59,658
- Go get her.
- I can't.
1719
01:24:59,660 --> 01:25:01,660
- Watch it.
- No, you watch it.
1720
01:25:01,662 --> 01:25:04,396
You understand? I mean,
do you actually understand?
1721
01:25:04,398 --> 01:25:07,065
I can't. You can.
You can, but I can't.
1722
01:25:07,067 --> 01:25:08,232
You're gonna get yourself
worked up.
1723
01:25:08,234 --> 01:25:09,601
I wanna get worked up!
1724
01:25:09,603 --> 01:25:13,304
Why do I never get
to be worked up? Huh?
1725
01:25:13,306 --> 01:25:15,841
Take a breath, okay?
1726
01:25:15,843 --> 01:25:18,211
- Calm down. Alright...
- Why?
1727
01:25:21,215 --> 01:25:22,382
Why?
1728
01:25:24,617 --> 01:25:25,986
Why?
1729
01:25:29,456 --> 01:25:30,558
Why?
1730
01:25:31,358 --> 01:25:32,591
Charlie!
1731
01:25:35,328 --> 01:25:37,331
You gotta wake up, Charlie!
I can't hold on!
1732
01:25:38,898 --> 01:25:40,966
Charlie!
1733
01:25:40,968 --> 01:25:42,667
Help!
1734
01:25:44,604 --> 01:25:46,637
Come on!
1735
01:25:46,639 --> 01:25:48,142
Charlie!
1736
01:25:52,345 --> 01:25:54,715
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
1737
01:25:57,283 --> 01:25:59,353
Come on! I got you! I got you!
1738
01:26:01,889 --> 01:26:03,190
Jesus.
1739
01:26:04,791 --> 01:26:07,225
- You alright, shit bag?
- Huh?
1740
01:26:07,227 --> 01:26:08,563
Ah, you're alright.
1741
01:26:09,595 --> 01:26:11,495
Thank you.
1742
01:26:11,497 --> 01:26:13,231
Thank you, New York.
1743
01:26:21,140 --> 01:26:22,477
Yeah, okay.
1744
01:26:24,010 --> 01:26:26,246
- Okay, what?
- I'll go.
1745
01:26:28,148 --> 01:26:30,515
- You'll go?
- Yeah.
1746
01:26:30,517 --> 01:26:32,950
- Sunday morning, after yoga.
- Oh, Charlie.
1747
01:26:32,952 --> 01:26:36,221
No Sunday, no yoga.
You go right now!
1748
01:26:36,223 --> 01:26:37,422
- Right now?
- Come on!
1749
01:26:37,424 --> 01:26:38,957
- What?
- Come on!
1750
01:26:38,959 --> 01:26:40,825
Alright. How do I look?
1751
01:26:40,827 --> 01:26:43,594
Oh, terrible! You smell awful.
1752
01:26:43,596 --> 01:26:46,464
You're wearing
a stupid tiny backpack..
1753
01:26:46,466 --> 01:26:48,133
...but you gotta go.
1754
01:26:48,135 --> 01:26:50,071
- I gotta go.
- You gotta go.
1755
01:26:58,979 --> 01:27:00,645
Go be happy.
1756
01:27:04,184 --> 01:27:05,887
Go be happy.
1757
01:27:18,031 --> 01:27:20,899
Answer the phone, Francesca.
1758
01:27:20,901 --> 01:27:23,504
Life is for living.
Answer the phone.
1759
01:27:24,971 --> 01:27:26,504
- Charlie?
- Francesca!
1760
01:27:26,506 --> 01:27:29,807
Wh... where are you?
I've gotta see you right now.
1761
01:27:29,809 --> 01:27:31,879
Uh, in the hospital
with my aunt.
1762
01:27:33,279 --> 01:27:36,082
Perfect. I'm on my way.
1763
01:27:43,156 --> 01:27:44,722
That's it. You're doing it.
1764
01:27:44,724 --> 01:27:47,292
- Oh, my God!
- I know.
1765
01:27:47,294 --> 01:27:49,660
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it, Stanley.
1766
01:27:49,662 --> 01:27:51,866
- You're walking.
- Oh, sit down, Stanley.
1767
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:56,468
Alright.
1768
01:27:56,470 --> 01:27:57,438
Alright.
1769
01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:02,910
You gotta be kidding.
1770
01:28:06,712 --> 01:28:08,282
God help me.
1771
01:28:20,126 --> 01:28:22,660
Charlie. Oh, my God. Whoa!
1772
01:28:22,662 --> 01:28:25,030
- Okay. Right.
- What... what happened?
1773
01:28:25,032 --> 01:28:28,432
A beautiful baby.
God. So beautiful.
1774
01:28:28,434 --> 01:28:30,535
- Here. Have some water.
- Mm.
1775
01:28:30,537 --> 01:28:32,070
- Mm, that's too refreshing.
- Whoa!
1776
01:28:32,072 --> 01:28:34,204
- Yeah.
- Okay, sorry.
1777
01:28:34,206 --> 01:28:35,774
- Is that Sylvia?
- Charlie.
1778
01:28:35,776 --> 01:28:38,109
- How you doing?
- I've been better.
1779
01:28:38,111 --> 01:28:40,378
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
1780
01:28:40,380 --> 01:28:43,748
- You said you wanted to see me.
- Yeah, God.
1781
01:28:43,750 --> 01:28:45,549
Why do you gotta be so lovely?
1782
01:28:45,551 --> 01:28:47,785
- You're pretty cute yourself.
- That's not helping.
1783
01:28:47,787 --> 01:28:49,654
- Hey.
- Ugh!
1784
01:28:49,656 --> 01:28:51,088
Do you wanna go
somewhere more private?
1785
01:28:51,090 --> 01:28:52,626
No, this is good.
1786
01:28:53,727 --> 01:28:55,660
Alright.
1787
01:28:55,662 --> 01:28:57,628
Francesca, I..
1788
01:28:57,630 --> 01:28:59,496
Hmm..
1789
01:28:59,498 --> 01:29:01,499
Okay, okay.
Here. Here we go.
1790
01:29:01,501 --> 01:29:04,272
Thanks. I can't..
1791
01:29:07,239 --> 01:29:09,140
I can't drive with the radio on
1792
01:29:09,142 --> 01:29:11,543
in case anything
by The Pointer Sisters comes on
1793
01:29:11,545 --> 01:29:14,646
and I swerve into a ditch.
1794
01:29:14,648 --> 01:29:17,015
I can't walk along any beach
1795
01:29:17,017 --> 01:29:20,250
where there might be
frolicking seals.
1796
01:29:20,252 --> 01:29:22,987
I can't eat kettle corn.
I can't boogie board.
1797
01:29:22,989 --> 01:29:24,923
I can't swim
in any body of water
1798
01:29:24,925 --> 01:29:26,958
that is higher than my chest
1799
01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:28,493
especially
if there's some guy playing
1800
01:29:28,495 --> 01:29:30,962
with his gorgeous
golden retriever.
1801
01:29:30,964 --> 01:29:33,298
I can't barbecue unsupervised.
1802
01:29:33,300 --> 01:29:35,533
I probably can't go
to the Grand Canyon
1803
01:29:35,535 --> 01:29:36,767
just based on the pictures
I've seen
1804
01:29:36,769 --> 01:29:39,139
'cause it's too
breathtakingly beautiful.
1805
01:29:42,142 --> 01:29:44,245
I would like to have kids..
1806
01:29:46,380 --> 01:29:49,647
...but they will either
have to be boring or spoiled
1807
01:29:49,649 --> 01:29:51,615
because cute and adorable...
1808
01:29:51,617 --> 01:29:52,919
Charlie.
1809
01:29:54,254 --> 01:29:56,290
We'll adopt the worst kids
we can find.
1810
01:30:01,428 --> 01:30:02,662
Hmm.
1811
01:30:07,867 --> 01:30:09,668
Oh, kiss, goddamn it!
1812
01:32:53,233 --> 01:32:54,468
Mm.
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