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You know that evil Heavy Metal
that your parents hate you listening to?
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You know those lyrics
about hell and doom,
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demons ripping you new orifices
to shit out of?
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But what if I told you it's all real?
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I know...
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I was there.
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But wait... let's start
at the beginning.
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It all started in Greypoint,
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the middle of ass-fuck nowhere.
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I had to shift here after my mum
went on a massive meth bender,
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and tried to suck off a Santa Claus
in a crowded mall.
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Mum got sent to a mental ward.
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And I got stuck with my Uncle.
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My Uncle Albert
was balls deep into Jesus.
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He thought Ricky Martin was heavy.
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He heard me cranking
some Disemboweled Corpse,
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and he hasn't slept for days.
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I brought about the end of the world.
Biggest dick move ever.
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Stop struggling.
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It won't fit.
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- Get up there.
- This is Dion.
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And that is probably the least
embarrassing orifice
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that dice has been shoved into.
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Wait... Yes, it's in!
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- And this is my dickhead cousin.
- Hey, David.
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He's hospitalized
more nerds than asthma.
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I saw Uncle Albert washing
your sheets this morning.
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- You shit the bed or something?
- Fuckin' devil-worshiper.
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I can't wait until my dad
kicks you out on the streets
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and you've got to blow truck drivers
for food like your psycho mum.
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His mum is a psycho.
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You all right, man?
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- Here's your dice.
- It's actually a die. Dice is plural.
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And it's a D10. But...
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Thanks.
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- Jesus. Who's that?
- Oh, Medina Darcy.
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Number one cause
of awkward boners in Greypoint.
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- No dude.
- What do you mean "no"?
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No way. Chicks like that,
they don't go out with metalheads.
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They bang apes like your cousin.
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Forget her, man.
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At lunchtime,
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do you want to do something
completely badass?
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And that's... eight points
of non-lethal damage.
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Exceeds your HP;
your cleric is unconscious.
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No fucking way. How is it
still breathing? I cast a fireball.
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You cast it at a Fire troll.
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- It's immune to fire.
- This is bullshit.
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Well, that's Giles. He was once suspended
for violating the CPR training dummy.
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I'm the DM, Giles.
What I say goes, okay? I am the law.
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- This is your problem, Dion.
- Okay.
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- This is why no woman will talk to you.
- Hey, do you know what?
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A whole family of goblins has just
amassed around your dead body.
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And one of them is humping your foot.
How do you like that?
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How...
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- Fuckin' nerds.
- Oh, Jesus.
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It's piss.
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They sprayed us with piss. Again!
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Oh, the Player's Guide
is totally ruined.
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My friends are losers. My uncle keeps
trying to christen me in my sleep,
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and I'm drenched
in my cousin's bodily fluids.
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X minus one...
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X plus one...
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Good work, Brodie. Nice technique.
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Great shading on the demon penises.
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Is that me having hot pokers
stuffed up my rectum by skeletons?
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- Yes, sir.
- Nice likeness.
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Very detailed. Two weeks detention.
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Silence!
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So, that's me. Brodie.
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Fuck my life.
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Fucking late again.
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Oh, Christ,
it's my Satanist cousin, Brodie.
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Look at that ugly loner.
I'm gonna make his life hell on earth.
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That's really cool, David.
Can you please take me home now?
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I thought we'd take
a drive or something.
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Okay, it's hard to believe, but talking
about bullying isn't really a turn on.
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There was only one
cool thing about Greypoint...
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Alien Records.
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Byron sold the sickest vinyl,
while his psychic girlfriend, Abigail,
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told fortunes to bored housewives.
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Welcome to Alien records.
How are things, kid?
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Things are shitty.
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- Check it out.
- Oh, Haxan Sword? Epic.
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Yeah, man,
it's only one of 666 ever printed,
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numbered in blood
by Rikki Daggers himself.
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Metal vinyl's over there by that kid.
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Fuck, yes.
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- Now that's a record, man.
- Yeah.
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I've actually been after
that one for a while.
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I'm Brodie, by the way.
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- Zakk.
- After I met Zakk, my life changed.
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My mother was gonna
call me Storm though.
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- Rad.
- I know.
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He was a tornado of chaos,
leaving a trail of destruction
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and teen pregnancies in his wake.
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Zakk got expelled after
stabbing a kid with a math compass
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because he stepped
on his King Diamond tape.
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Or was it a setsquare?
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He used to help his dad
at the car workshop.
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But mainly he just stole anything
not bolted on and then unbolted the rest.
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Yeah. Fuck you too, Bono.
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Hey, man...
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you want to do something crazy?
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It's not role-playing is it?
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What the fuck is role-playing?
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Zakk played bass so we started a band.
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Hey. This is... Giles and Dion.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Right, first things first.
What are we called?
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- Murder Boner?
- Toothed Vagina.
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Oh, Maggot Sperm.
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Cannibal Unicorn.
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How about like, thirteen S's.
You know, like...
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Got it. Got it. DEATHGASM.
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All spelled in capitals.
Lower case is for pussies.
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Cool. What about...
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I fuckin' said...
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DEATHGASM!
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Solo. Fuckin' shred it.
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- Dude, I thought you said you could play.
- Sorry. I can. I can.
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I'm just... I'm... I'm just rusty.
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All right. From the top.
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What? Just mixing it up.
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- Where are we going?
- It's a surprise.
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- What the hell is that for?
- Dude, chill out. It's fine.
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All right. You stay here.
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You're lookout.
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What?
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Shit.
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Zakk?
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Zakk?
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Oh, shit!
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Did you shit yourself?
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Nice surprise.
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You're an accomplice, mate.
Don't puss out on me now. Come on.
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Check it out.
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Shit.
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Man, these guys were legends
back in the day.
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Check it out.
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Rikki Daggers.
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He was a maniac. Didn't he used to kill
live rabbits on stage with a crowbar?
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No, man. It was a claw hammer.
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Wonder what happened to him?
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Spent all his money on coke,
hookers and Satanist shit.
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Last I heard he was hiding out in some
small, crappy New Zealand town.
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- No fuckin' way.
- Yes fuckin' way.
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- No fuckin' way.
- Rikki Fuckin' Daggers, man.
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Hey, this way.
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Holy fuck. Look at those amps.
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No, they're old as hell;
probably all busted.
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Is that...?
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It's him. Is he dead?
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- I bag that record.
- Dude, that's low.
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I can go much lower.
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Come on.
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- Check it out.
- No fuckin' way.
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Motherfucker!
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- Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude...
- The record... drop it.
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Kick it to me.
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- Right. What the fuck...
- Chill.
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...are you two cunts doing in my house?
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- Let's get out of here. Come on.
- Don't you fuckin' move.
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Aeon sent you, didn't he?
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When are you occultist cunts
ever gonna fuckin learn?
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No, we're just... we're just metalheads.
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We're fans.
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Well, how did you find me?
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Latest Death Scream, dude.
You were outed.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck!
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We're all gonna die.
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Shit. Someone's coming.
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Here. Take it. Take it!
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Hide it and guard it with your life.
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- Come on, let's bail. Let's bail.
- Fuck.
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So you fuckers finally found me.
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Where is it, Daggers?
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Who were you talking to?
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I heard voices.
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Why don't you go home
and tell Aeon to fuck himself!
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It's a trap.
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Well, go on then, do it,
you fuckin' pussy.
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Well, that was fucked up.
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Dude, what the hell?
It's a fucking Rick Astley record!
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Fuck.
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- What the hell was that?
- Weird.
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It's music.
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- Can you read it?
- Yeah, I think so. It's pretty universal.
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It's really old.
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Holy fuck.
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- Look at the title.
- What the fuck does it say?
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- I don't know, I think it's Latin.
- What, like, Dora the fuckin' Explorer?
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No. Like, Romans and shit.
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Dude... we should learn this,
turn it into a DEATHGASM song!
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It'll be fuckin' brutal.
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- You want a beer?
- Yeah.
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Vadin.
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- I found Daggers.
- Straight to it?
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Not even a, "How are things, Aeon?"
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You're direct.
I've always liked that about you.
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- Aeon, the pages.
- The Black Hymn, Vadin.
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Pages are just paper.
The Black Hymn is absolute power.
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Please, give it the reverence
it deserves.
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Daggers didn't have it, The Black Hymn.
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I think someone got to it before us.
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That's a shame.
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There was a break in.
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The pages should be in Greypoint
somewhere. I just need more time.
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Winners don't make excuses
for their failures, Vadin.
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- They learn from them.
- No. Please.
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- Take his fucking head off.
- No!
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Oh, come on, that's a custom made
Sartori rug, idiots.
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You put a tarp down first.
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Do it again.
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Again! Do it again!
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That's good.
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Yeah, I think that worked.
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Get the car,
we're heading into Greypoint.
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Zakk, Zakk, that's good. Brodie,
can you put your foot up on that tree?
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Yeah. But... but higher. Higher.
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This is retarded. Our instruments
aren't even plugged in.
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Where the fuck is the sound
meant to be coming from?
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Trust me, this is gonna be off the hook.
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Yeah, yeah. No, that's good.
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Let's head to the next location.
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Fuck you, Dion.
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Does anybody want anything
from the shop?
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Condoms, Vaseline,
jumper cables and ammonium nitrate.
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I don't think they sell
that combination of things.
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See...
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Sorry. Sorry.
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There you go.
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Could I please have my tampon?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.
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- You're Brodie, right?
- Yeah.
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I'm Medina, from maths class.
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Right, you're David's girlfriend, right?
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You know what, I was gonna get
an ice cream. Did you want one?
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Yeah. I was just helping these guys...
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We're... we're all done here.
Dude... catch you later.
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- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Cool.
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Sperminate her, dude!
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So... the other day, in maths...
Mr. Capenhurst is such a dick.
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- Yeah.
- Yep.
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I... I saved this.
Well, I rescued it from the bin.
247
00:23:12,815 --> 00:23:16,169
You're a really good drawer, like, really
talented. I wish I could draw like that.
248
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:20,034
Okay. Thank you. Thanks.
249
00:23:25,093 --> 00:23:30,231
You know, I was thinking about getting
a tattoo, it would drive my dad crazy.
250
00:23:30,997 --> 00:23:33,478
I should get you to design it.
251
00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:37,247
- Maybe that's lame.
- No, of course.
252
00:23:37,347 --> 00:23:41,985
I mean, of course I would help you
design it. Not of course I think it's lame.
253
00:23:43,574 --> 00:23:45,322
Okay.
254
00:23:46,388 --> 00:23:48,852
You know, I was thinking
about getting it just...
255
00:23:49,546 --> 00:23:50,915
just here.
256
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:53,996
Yes.
257
00:23:54,096 --> 00:23:58,573
- Good spot for it.
- Or maybe here, on my upper thigh.
258
00:23:58,673 --> 00:24:00,621
Yeah. Yes, yeah.
259
00:24:00,721 --> 00:24:04,057
Either... I mean, again,
both great areas... places.
260
00:24:04,157 --> 00:24:06,558
And hard decision.
261
00:24:08,492 --> 00:24:10,241
So.
262
00:24:12,896 --> 00:24:16,083
- So, you're in a band?
- Yeah, I play... the guitar.
263
00:24:16,183 --> 00:24:18,718
I mean, axe.
264
00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:22,828
Do you... do you like metal?
265
00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:26,841
Isn't it just a bunch of guys screaming?
266
00:24:26,941 --> 00:24:31,540
No way. Well, apart from grindcore.
267
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,082
And... death metal is kind of like that.
268
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,951
And deathcore, screamo, pornogrind,
269
00:24:38,051 --> 00:24:41,520
black metal, mathcore, thrash
and mordorcore. But apart from those.
270
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,788
It's just not my thing.
271
00:24:43,888 --> 00:24:46,193
I don't really get it.
272
00:24:48,056 --> 00:24:53,122
It's like, when life sucks,
and you feel alone and empty.
273
00:24:53,222 --> 00:24:56,097
You stick on some metal
and life is better, because...
274
00:24:56,197 --> 00:24:58,933
because somebody else knows the pain
275
00:24:59,033 --> 00:25:02,798
and the rage that you're
going through, you know?
276
00:25:11,642 --> 00:25:13,844
I'll lend you a CD.
277
00:25:14,444 --> 00:25:17,021
You should... you should
have a... have a listen.
278
00:25:28,553 --> 00:25:30,632
Anal cunt.
279
00:25:31,522 --> 00:25:33,164
This one.
280
00:25:43,865 --> 00:25:47,769
Awesome. These are really, really old.
281
00:25:47,869 --> 00:25:49,570
How are they not in a museum?
282
00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:52,539
Where did you say
you got these again, dude?
283
00:25:52,639 --> 00:25:55,208
- I...
- Found them...
284
00:25:55,308 --> 00:25:57,357
in a skip.
285
00:26:25,466 --> 00:26:29,082
I'm warning you, Brodie.
Stop that devil music now.
286
00:27:38,766 --> 00:27:40,248
Shit, man.
287
00:27:51,909 --> 00:27:53,745
Laters, bud.
288
00:27:53,845 --> 00:27:55,947
Dude, you choked again.
289
00:27:56,047 --> 00:27:58,961
Sorry, I... started panicking.
290
00:27:59,681 --> 00:28:01,816
You ever had that feeling
where you can't breathe?
291
00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:05,419
Like there's a crushing weight on your
chest, and the room gets really small
292
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:08,021
and your heart starts
beating insanely fast?
293
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,360
No, I never had that.
294
00:28:10,644 --> 00:28:13,625
Oh, Although this one time,
this chick grabbed my nuts too hard,
295
00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:15,806
and my splooge came out red.
296
00:28:18,894 --> 00:28:21,009
Brotherhood of Steel?
297
00:28:21,129 --> 00:28:23,065
Brotherhood of Steel.
298
00:28:23,265 --> 00:28:25,213
Laters.
299
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,136
The expression...
300
00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:32,898
three A...
301
00:29:32,998 --> 00:29:38,268
plus two B over two.
302
00:29:38,963 --> 00:29:44,302
When A equals three...
303
00:29:44,402 --> 00:29:46,300
and...
304
00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:50,982
B equals four.
305
00:29:54,076 --> 00:29:55,822
Anyway...
306
00:30:19,665 --> 00:30:23,148
- Hey, cuz.
- The fuck do you want?
307
00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:27,571
Fuck.
308
00:30:27,771 --> 00:30:31,327
- Get him.
- Get the fuck off, David.
309
00:30:31,427 --> 00:30:33,914
What are you gonna do about it,
fudge packer? Tell my dad?
310
00:30:34,014 --> 00:30:36,142
- He hates you too.
- Fuck.
311
00:30:36,242 --> 00:30:39,464
You go near my bitch again and
I'll punch you in the dick every morning.
312
00:30:39,564 --> 00:30:41,540
Fucktard.
313
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,147
- Rip Brodie's girlie earring out.
- No.
314
00:30:44,247 --> 00:30:46,962
No! No, no, no...
315
00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,637
Come on. Lay into him.
316
00:31:14,537 --> 00:31:16,440
Are you stealing petrol?
317
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:19,489
No. I'm stealing diesel.
318
00:31:20,275 --> 00:31:21,824
Well, don't you feel guilty?
319
00:31:24,378 --> 00:31:26,793
No. Hold that.
320
00:31:28,447 --> 00:31:30,717
You're Zakk, right? Brodie's friend?
321
00:31:30,817 --> 00:31:34,453
He... do you know where he is?
He skipped class this afternoon.
322
00:31:34,653 --> 00:31:36,522
Brodie?
323
00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:39,324
Oh, yeah. He lost his dick
in a freak bandsaw accident.
324
00:31:40,664 --> 00:31:41,991
Tragic.
325
00:31:42,091 --> 00:31:43,806
Okay.
326
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,110
Well.
327
00:31:51,966 --> 00:31:54,034
Can you give him this?
328
00:31:56,035 --> 00:31:58,083
Don't read it.
329
00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,289
Zakk?
330
00:32:55,389 --> 00:32:57,323
Where's Brodie?
331
00:32:58,023 --> 00:32:59,945
He told me to pass on a message.
332
00:33:01,659 --> 00:33:05,475
He's not interested.
He's got other shit going on.
333
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,670
- Well, that's shit.
- Yeah.
334
00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:18,205
Well, I thought
I'd come down and tell you.
335
00:33:18,305 --> 00:33:21,566
Save you waiting all night,
freezing your tits off.
336
00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:27,045
Well, thank you for considering
the well-being of my tits.
337
00:33:27,145 --> 00:33:28,960
You're welcome.
338
00:33:30,513 --> 00:33:32,214
Here.
339
00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:34,362
You're freezing.
340
00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:47,111
Swig? Helps take the bullshit away.
341
00:33:50,493 --> 00:33:52,275
Fuck it.
342
00:33:55,130 --> 00:33:57,645
His mum is a psycho.
343
00:35:13,035 --> 00:35:14,971
Are you gonna tell us
who gave you the shiner?
344
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:18,140
Won't matter soon.
Let's just fuckin' do this.
345
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,876
Dude, you know I have your back.
Tell me who they are, I'll fuck them up.
346
00:35:21,976 --> 00:35:23,845
I'm fine.
347
00:35:24,245 --> 00:35:27,280
All right. Well, if they give you
any more shit, I know a trick, all right?
348
00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:29,749
Point down at his zipper and say,
"Gross, your cock's hanging out."
349
00:35:29,849 --> 00:35:31,884
And then when they look down... Boom!
350
00:35:31,984 --> 00:35:33,983
You punch them in the face.
351
00:35:35,153 --> 00:35:37,340
My dad taught me that.
352
00:35:38,522 --> 00:35:41,025
All right, ladies. From the top.
353
00:37:27,257 --> 00:37:30,093
Goddamn, I have the worst headache.
354
00:37:30,193 --> 00:37:31,673
Were we asleep?
355
00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:37,411
Amps are buggered.
356
00:37:39,432 --> 00:37:42,535
Guys... guys, do I look different?
357
00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:45,484
More, like... more powerful?
358
00:37:53,010 --> 00:37:54,511
You could be weaker than before.
359
00:37:54,611 --> 00:37:58,302
Something fucked up happened, man.
My head is throbbing.
360
00:38:00,647 --> 00:38:04,597
Something went wrong. It didn't work.
361
00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:08,067
What are you talking about, dude?
362
00:38:12,389 --> 00:38:17,065
Wouldn't it be crazy if... if the music
had something to do with demons?
363
00:38:17,165 --> 00:38:18,975
Demons?
364
00:38:20,497 --> 00:38:22,377
Demons?
365
00:38:23,232 --> 00:38:25,254
Demons?
366
00:38:41,479 --> 00:38:43,248
Fuck!
367
00:38:43,848 --> 00:38:47,584
- What do you want, asshole?
- Can you hear the trumpets, Brodie?
368
00:38:47,684 --> 00:38:51,554
They're getting louder.
The Blind One is coming.
369
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:54,562
He's going to suck out your intestines
for a thousand years
370
00:38:54,662 --> 00:38:57,704
and use your ribs as toothpicks.
371
00:39:00,253 --> 00:39:02,001
Okay.
372
00:39:06,848 --> 00:39:11,390
Did I mention... he's going to roast
your nuts over an open fire?
373
00:39:11,490 --> 00:39:13,916
While they're still attached, of course.
374
00:39:14,016 --> 00:39:17,737
- No, Terry. You didn't mention that.
- Well, he is.
375
00:39:47,848 --> 00:39:50,925
Mr. Capenhurst, are you okay?
376
00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:10,245
Oh, my God.
377
00:40:15,069 --> 00:40:17,784
Oh, my God.
378
00:40:23,975 --> 00:40:27,546
There was just blood everywhere,
from every hole.
379
00:40:27,746 --> 00:40:30,381
- It was crazy.
- Weird.
380
00:40:30,481 --> 00:40:32,282
Yeah, it was mental, man.
381
00:40:32,382 --> 00:40:36,757
Medina, too. Just...
just totally ignored me.
382
00:40:36,952 --> 00:40:39,120
Did she say why?
383
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:41,088
No.
384
00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:44,887
Feels like everybody in my neighborhood
has gone insane.
385
00:40:45,391 --> 00:40:48,094
This town has always been fuckin' crazy.
386
00:40:48,194 --> 00:40:51,899
Pouring fuckin' fluoride
in the water or something.
387
00:40:52,331 --> 00:40:54,445
What the fuck is that noise?
388
00:40:56,301 --> 00:40:58,148
Dad?
389
00:40:59,937 --> 00:41:02,051
For fuck's sake.
390
00:41:04,706 --> 00:41:06,521
Dad?
391
00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:09,323
Dad?
392
00:41:11,646 --> 00:41:14,081
Dad, what the fuck are you doing?
393
00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:17,383
Dad? What are you doing?
394
00:41:17,483 --> 00:41:20,652
- What's wrong with him, is he drunk?
- I don't think so.
395
00:41:20,752 --> 00:41:22,353
Dad, talk to me.
396
00:41:22,453 --> 00:41:25,696
Look, I want to take this T-shirt
off your face. Yeah?
397
00:41:25,796 --> 00:41:28,978
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay.
398
00:41:29,958 --> 00:41:31,706
Fuck!
399
00:41:33,729 --> 00:41:35,810
What the fuck is he doing?
400
00:41:37,699 --> 00:41:41,235
- Holy fuck!
- I can see you.
401
00:41:41,335 --> 00:41:43,160
Fuck!
402
00:42:25,539 --> 00:42:27,375
Brutal.
403
00:42:27,775 --> 00:42:30,124
Should we... check his pulse.
404
00:42:30,224 --> 00:42:32,930
He has a fucking engine for a head.
405
00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:36,316
I don't think he's gonna be
walking this one off, man.
406
00:42:36,416 --> 00:42:38,264
Shit.
407
00:42:39,317 --> 00:42:42,908
Your Dad, I'm... Fuck. I'm really sorry.
408
00:42:45,221 --> 00:42:47,103
Fuck!
409
00:42:54,862 --> 00:42:58,267
You know, it's weird but...
410
00:42:58,967 --> 00:43:02,116
I think he would've wanted
to go out like this.
411
00:43:03,169 --> 00:43:08,040
His eyes ripped out, face grinded off,
and then head mounted under a car engine?
412
00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:09,988
Totally.
413
00:43:12,442 --> 00:43:14,687
For whom the bell tolls, old man.
414
00:43:16,611 --> 00:43:19,314
Oh, fuck.
415
00:43:19,414 --> 00:43:21,216
Fuck!
416
00:43:21,616 --> 00:43:25,271
Dude, dude, I am so sorry. Fuck, man.
417
00:43:25,371 --> 00:43:27,683
This is all my fault. Okay. Fuck.
418
00:43:27,783 --> 00:43:32,058
I translated those pages, and they were
all to do with summoning demons, okay?
419
00:43:32,158 --> 00:43:36,359
And now people are turning crazy.
Like, possessed crazy.
420
00:43:36,459 --> 00:43:39,331
You knew that was some black magic shit
and you didn't fuckin' tell me?
421
00:43:39,431 --> 00:43:43,040
- I didn't want you to think I was crazy.
- It's a bit fuckin' late now, isn't it?
422
00:43:45,568 --> 00:43:48,004
This is fucking twisted, man.
423
00:43:48,104 --> 00:43:50,585
Fuckin' demons?
424
00:43:52,306 --> 00:43:56,543
Abigail. Fuckin' Abigail. You know, the chick
from the record store, the psychic chick.
425
00:43:56,643 --> 00:43:59,958
She knows all about this stuff.
We should go see her.
426
00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:25,629
The lights are on.
They could still be here.
427
00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,510
Well, I'm out of ideas.
428
00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:40,490
Jesus!
429
00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:46,835
These things suck.
430
00:44:48,784 --> 00:44:51,449
What are you... what are you doing?
431
00:44:52,753 --> 00:44:56,655
Who brings a dice purse
to a demon apocalypse anyway?
432
00:45:07,532 --> 00:45:10,847
- How do we stop these things?
- Shit.
433
00:45:17,505 --> 00:45:19,040
- Medina!
- What's up?
434
00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:21,689
- Sweet axe skills.
- Thanks.
435
00:45:21,789 --> 00:45:24,878
I wanted to come up with one-liner like,
"you were axing for this," or something.
436
00:45:24,978 --> 00:45:27,447
- That would be really cool, right?
- That was pretty cool as is.
437
00:45:27,547 --> 00:45:29,595
I mean, the axe, and the...
438
00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:32,964
- Yeah.
- Fuckin' awesome.
439
00:45:59,104 --> 00:46:01,300
Abigail, we need to get you
to a hospital, okay?
440
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,674
It's too late.
441
00:46:03,974 --> 00:46:06,357
It has possessed their bodies.
442
00:46:09,745 --> 00:46:11,513
Is that Satan?
443
00:46:11,613 --> 00:46:15,682
That is Aeloth, king of the demons.
444
00:46:15,782 --> 00:46:19,051
Aeloth? Sounds like a badass.
445
00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:24,055
- These words were in music pages.
- The Black Hymn. You have it.
446
00:46:24,555 --> 00:46:27,610
Have it? We fuckin' played it.
447
00:46:34,227 --> 00:46:38,612
Well, then you have fucked us all.
448
00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:47,877
The possessed bodies...
449
00:46:49,052 --> 00:46:52,671
they kill all in their path...
450
00:46:52,771 --> 00:46:56,180
in preparation for Aeloth's ascension...
451
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,850
on the next blood moon.
452
00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:05,596
- On the devil's hour.
- Oh, shit.
453
00:47:05,696 --> 00:47:08,155
The moon is red tonight.
454
00:47:08,255 --> 00:47:11,770
- When is the Devil's hour?
- Three a.m.
455
00:47:13,591 --> 00:47:15,193
Wait.
456
00:47:15,293 --> 00:47:18,013
Three a.m. Pacific or Eastern time?
457
00:47:18,429 --> 00:47:21,331
Do demons recognize daylight savings?
458
00:47:21,799 --> 00:47:27,838
When Aeloth returns His soul will fuse
with that of a darkest human host.
459
00:47:28,238 --> 00:47:30,118
How can we stop him?
460
00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:33,762
- Do you still have the Black Hymn?
- Yeah, it's back at my Uncle's.
461
00:47:33,862 --> 00:47:35,789
Well, then we can...
462
00:47:36,778 --> 00:47:38,759
Oh, shit!
463
00:47:57,830 --> 00:47:59,197
Have you guys seen Brodie tonight?
464
00:47:59,297 --> 00:48:01,999
Everyone I've seen is either
dead or psycho-ed.
465
00:48:02,099 --> 00:48:06,068
No sign. Hey, my dad said we should
head to the school in an emergency.
466
00:48:06,168 --> 00:48:08,435
It's... Greypoint's
civil defense centre.
467
00:48:08,535 --> 00:48:14,231
He's a warden. I mean,
was until he... got possessed and...
468
00:48:14,331 --> 00:48:17,211
- ate Mom's skin off.
- Dude, are you still going on about that?
469
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:19,446
It was hours ago, get the fuck over it.
470
00:48:19,546 --> 00:48:21,897
Let's head to the school.
We're not gonna survive out here.
471
00:48:21,997 --> 00:48:24,078
Oh, wait a sec.
472
00:48:32,555 --> 00:48:34,591
Oh, God.
473
00:48:34,691 --> 00:48:37,405
Let's hope the demons can't read.
474
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,074
You ready?
475
00:48:43,029 --> 00:48:45,094
Let's go.
476
00:49:10,987 --> 00:49:14,732
We need you to destroy
the Vocavitque Rex daemonia.
477
00:49:14,832 --> 00:49:17,926
Destroy it? We came here to get it.
478
00:49:18,126 --> 00:49:23,648
Those who performed the Black Hymn may try
to reverse it before Aeloth's ascension.
479
00:49:23,748 --> 00:49:26,341
- Can't you destroy it?
- No!
480
00:49:26,441 --> 00:49:31,044
Only those who still have
a soul can touch the pages.
481
00:49:31,144 --> 00:49:33,081
I do not.
482
00:49:34,537 --> 00:49:36,720
I have one condition.
483
00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:40,704
I want to become Aeloth's vessel.
It has to be me.
484
00:49:40,804 --> 00:49:46,414
His soul will bind
with the blackest human soul nearby.
485
00:49:46,514 --> 00:49:50,284
A soul that will not resist his power.
486
00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:56,374
You... No! Please! No!
487
00:49:58,923 --> 00:50:01,830
Now who doesn't have a gag reflex?
488
00:50:10,983 --> 00:50:14,297
I pledge allegiance to Aeloth the Blind.
489
00:50:14,737 --> 00:50:17,402
Kill anyone who gets in your way.
490
00:50:17,502 --> 00:50:22,186
You will be rewarded with more power
than you can imagine.
491
00:50:24,877 --> 00:50:27,732
Find Brodie. He is the key.
492
00:50:33,952 --> 00:50:37,534
Before she died Abigail
was trying to tell us something.
493
00:50:41,556 --> 00:50:43,438
Maybe...
494
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:49,165
Okay. We're gonna back to my place,
I'm gonna get my guitar and the pages.
495
00:50:49,265 --> 00:50:52,133
I'm gonna try and play this song
backwards, Rob Halford style, man.
496
00:50:52,233 --> 00:50:54,201
I mean, it makes sense, right?
Reverse all this shit?
497
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:57,470
Fuck that. This town is shit.
498
00:50:57,570 --> 00:51:01,072
We're going up to the lookout rolling
a three-skinner, cranking some Slayer
499
00:51:01,172 --> 00:51:04,523
and watching this town
burn to the fuckin' ground!
500
00:51:05,809 --> 00:51:08,846
Dude, what about Medina, Giles and Dion?
They could all still be alive.
501
00:51:08,946 --> 00:51:11,293
Those guys are dicks.
502
00:51:13,081 --> 00:51:15,751
Medina is never gonna
put out for you, man.
503
00:51:15,851 --> 00:51:18,386
You're never gonna get
to second base with that girl.
504
00:51:18,486 --> 00:51:20,188
What?
505
00:51:20,588 --> 00:51:22,423
You know, anal.
506
00:51:22,523 --> 00:51:26,060
Okay, firstly, I don't wanna know
what you think forth base is, all right?
507
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,474
But I'm going for the music pages.
508
00:51:32,829 --> 00:51:35,144
Dude, fucking stop.
509
00:51:37,032 --> 00:51:38,637
Don't you give a shit
about anyone but yourself?
510
00:51:38,737 --> 00:51:41,730
No, I don't. Fuck them.
511
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,370
Dude, I do care about the Holden.
512
00:51:57,216 --> 00:51:59,385
Hey, Cocktopus! You win.
513
00:51:59,485 --> 00:52:02,359
I'll take you to do the thing
with the music, or whatever.
514
00:52:03,455 --> 00:52:05,368
Dude!
515
00:52:09,258 --> 00:52:11,607
Come on. Get in.
516
00:52:15,730 --> 00:52:17,583
Come on.
517
00:52:33,113 --> 00:52:36,250
Okay. So all the shit
is in my room, all right.
518
00:52:36,350 --> 00:52:38,885
But just watch out for my Aunt and Uncle,
because they hate you.
519
00:52:38,985 --> 00:52:42,521
And also... they might be demons.
520
00:52:43,122 --> 00:52:45,336
- Right.
- Okay.
521
00:52:52,762 --> 00:52:54,164
Oh, shit.
522
00:52:54,264 --> 00:52:56,099
But they are into
all that God shit, right?
523
00:52:56,199 --> 00:52:58,267
They'll be sweet,
they'll just pray themselves to safety.
524
00:52:58,367 --> 00:53:00,269
No, no.
525
00:53:00,369 --> 00:53:03,272
No, they were at home
when we played the song.
526
00:53:03,372 --> 00:53:07,279
Look, they definitely
would've heard it, okay?
527
00:53:19,186 --> 00:53:22,218
Looks all clear. I'll get the music.
528
00:53:25,591 --> 00:53:29,411
You've been a bad boy, Brodie.
529
00:53:30,111 --> 00:53:33,945
I can taste you from here.
530
00:53:35,401 --> 00:53:37,148
Zakk!
531
00:53:39,770 --> 00:53:41,510
Fuck!
532
00:54:00,285 --> 00:54:03,868
Shit. We need to arm up.
533
00:54:07,824 --> 00:54:11,433
- Does your uncle have a gun?
- I doubt it, man. Fuck!
534
00:54:11,533 --> 00:54:14,293
Fuck. Fuck, yes!
535
00:54:14,593 --> 00:54:17,870
I bet there are some crosses in here.
Or some bibles we could bash them with.
536
00:54:19,230 --> 00:54:21,066
What the hell?
537
00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:23,948
I think they're...
they're rosary beads? Yeah.
538
00:54:26,103 --> 00:54:29,118
What part of church do they crank
this bad boy, Brodie?
539
00:54:31,808 --> 00:54:34,243
- Hey, Brodie?
- What?
540
00:54:34,343 --> 00:54:36,390
Oh, fuck.
541
00:54:37,712 --> 00:54:39,827
Why would you do that?
542
00:55:22,253 --> 00:55:24,329
It's not working.
543
00:55:26,089 --> 00:55:27,856
These are a bit shit.
544
00:55:27,956 --> 00:55:29,903
- Hold them off.
- What?
545
00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:54,945
Yes.
546
00:55:58,346 --> 00:56:00,147
Brodie!
547
00:56:00,247 --> 00:56:01,894
No!
548
00:56:27,366 --> 00:56:29,981
No! No!
549
00:56:30,768 --> 00:56:33,071
No! No! No!
550
00:56:34,015 --> 00:56:35,586
No!
551
00:56:36,873 --> 00:56:40,388
I'm going to eat your soul.
552
00:56:58,891 --> 00:57:01,890
Fucking die!
553
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:13,368
No!
554
00:57:13,468 --> 00:57:16,988
No! Stop! Please. No!
555
00:58:04,879 --> 00:58:06,627
No.
556
00:58:08,515 --> 00:58:10,063
No.
557
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,188
What... the fuck?
558
00:59:04,133 --> 00:59:07,971
- Pretty sure he wasn't possessed.
- What? Oh, no. Of course he was.
559
00:59:08,071 --> 00:59:12,822
Because when he came in
he said something about Satan.
560
00:59:13,975 --> 00:59:16,191
You didn't hear him say that?
561
00:59:30,389 --> 00:59:32,203
Fuck!
562
00:59:34,624 --> 00:59:37,661
Hey, the pages are blowing away.
You have to help me...
563
00:59:37,761 --> 00:59:40,096
Oh, sick, man.
564
00:59:40,596 --> 00:59:43,831
- What? They were like that when I found them.
- Come on. We have to get the music.
565
00:59:43,931 --> 00:59:47,768
All right, look I'm going to help you
do this, but only because you suck at it.
566
00:59:47,868 --> 00:59:52,250
Also it's kind of fun stabbing shit.
But we need to get better weapons. Yeah?
567
01:00:03,579 --> 01:00:06,661
- Brutal.
- Brutal as fuck.
568
01:00:49,318 --> 01:00:52,027
You're pretty good
at whacking guys off, bro.
569
01:01:11,971 --> 01:01:14,059
Did you see that?
570
01:01:14,741 --> 01:01:18,277
- I'm gonna go check it out.
- Brodie, you've got the page, let's go.
571
01:01:18,677 --> 01:01:20,490
Brodie!
572
01:01:25,715 --> 01:01:27,563
Shit!
573
01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:29,385
Medina.
574
01:01:29,485 --> 01:01:31,242
Brodie.
575
01:01:32,653 --> 01:01:35,689
- Hey.
- Hey.
576
01:01:35,789 --> 01:01:38,822
We're just holed up in... inside.
577
01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:40,560
We?
578
01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:43,704
When Medina was killing those demons...
579
01:01:43,804 --> 01:01:45,597
I got a bit of a half-chub.
580
01:01:45,697 --> 01:01:48,099
Look, let's get back
to the matter at hand here.
581
01:01:48,199 --> 01:01:50,935
Seeing as how you're in an underground
dwarven citadel,
582
01:01:51,035 --> 01:01:53,816
it looks as if it has
nested hinges, which...
583
01:01:53,916 --> 01:01:55,673
Oh... Brodie!
584
01:01:55,973 --> 01:01:58,975
- Told you they'd be okay.
- No, you didn't.
585
01:01:59,075 --> 01:02:02,277
You said they were probably dead already.
You wanted dibs on his guitar.
586
01:02:02,951 --> 01:02:06,815
- I found these guys outside your house.
- You were looking for us?
587
01:02:06,915 --> 01:02:10,218
Of course. You got our note, right?
588
01:02:10,318 --> 01:02:13,254
No. I didn't see any note.
589
01:02:36,273 --> 01:02:40,189
Who would have thought that Mr. Proctor's
rock collection would come in handy?
590
01:02:42,010 --> 01:02:44,913
- Oh, gosh. Your hand.
- Oh... it's okay.
591
01:02:45,113 --> 01:02:46,527
No.
592
01:02:52,251 --> 01:02:54,679
That's Zakk's jacket.
593
01:02:55,754 --> 01:02:58,136
When did you get that?
594
01:03:00,891 --> 01:03:02,661
He...
595
01:03:03,661 --> 01:03:05,994
He lent it to me.
596
01:03:06,664 --> 01:03:10,735
He stopped by the other night
to tell me that...
597
01:03:12,035 --> 01:03:13,837
you know.
598
01:03:14,137 --> 01:03:16,720
You weren't interested.
599
01:03:18,372 --> 01:03:20,075
What?
600
01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:24,312
The note that I gave Zakk to give to you
to meet me at the park at 9:00.
601
01:03:24,712 --> 01:03:27,894
No. I didn't get that note either.
602
01:03:33,653 --> 01:03:35,500
So...
603
01:03:37,521 --> 01:03:40,087
did you guys hook up?
604
01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:48,662
- Motherfucker!
- Brodie, just leave it.
605
01:03:49,362 --> 01:03:51,745
Fuckin' wanker. You knew I liked her.
606
01:03:51,845 --> 01:03:54,801
Calm the fuck down, all right?
607
01:03:54,901 --> 01:03:56,669
I'm not even into her; I was just bored.
608
01:03:56,769 --> 01:03:59,038
Well. That's supposed
to make it fuckin' better?
609
01:03:59,138 --> 01:04:01,597
What happened to Brotherhood of Steel?
610
01:04:01,697 --> 01:04:04,248
Everyone was fuckin' right about you.
You're a piece of shit.
611
01:04:04,348 --> 01:04:09,387
Fuck you! You let this happen
by being such an insecure pussy.
612
01:04:12,315 --> 01:04:16,499
Yeah, that's right walk away.
Grow some fucking balls, man.
613
01:04:21,289 --> 01:04:23,170
Motherfucker!
614
01:04:29,828 --> 01:04:31,997
You motherfucker. You knew I liked her.
615
01:04:32,635 --> 01:04:35,162
Save it for the demons, you two.
616
01:04:35,834 --> 01:04:37,633
All right.
617
01:04:37,733 --> 01:04:39,615
All right.
618
01:04:48,875 --> 01:04:51,278
Fuck you!
619
01:04:51,578 --> 01:04:54,117
I never even liked you.
620
01:05:00,451 --> 01:05:04,547
Good luck fighting evil without me.
You're all gonna fuckin' die.
621
01:05:09,325 --> 01:05:11,757
Death to false metal!
622
01:05:15,464 --> 01:05:17,000
I expected this.
623
01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:20,370
He's Chaotic Neutral
and you're Lawful Good.
624
01:05:20,770 --> 01:05:24,152
Your alignments
are just totally mismatched.
625
01:05:35,215 --> 01:05:38,451
How are we gonna play it backwards?
It was hard enough playing it forwards.
626
01:05:38,551 --> 01:05:40,586
Will take a few goes.
627
01:05:40,686 --> 01:05:43,217
- Well, time isn't exactly on our side.
- And another problem.
628
01:05:43,317 --> 01:05:46,623
When we first played the song, everyone in
the neighborhood got possessed first, right?
629
01:05:46,723 --> 01:05:49,425
- So?
- Well, they were all within earshot.
630
01:05:49,525 --> 01:05:51,260
But our amps blew up.
631
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,529
Right. Okay, so we need
some serious decibels.
632
01:05:53,629 --> 01:05:55,945
- Well, does the school have any?
- Are you kidding?
633
01:05:56,045 --> 01:06:00,501
Our whole music class had to share
the same recorder. I can still taste it.
634
01:06:00,601 --> 01:06:02,153
I know a place that has amps.
635
01:06:02,253 --> 01:06:05,505
Big ones. Not sure if they still work,
but it's our only chance.
636
01:06:05,605 --> 01:06:10,041
Out there? It's gonna be crazy.
And we don't have a car without Zakk.
637
01:06:10,141 --> 01:06:14,010
Zakk can eat my ass. We don't need him.
We can do it on our own.
638
01:06:14,110 --> 01:06:16,224
Fuck, yeah.
639
01:06:19,332 --> 01:06:21,182
Fuck, yeah.
640
01:06:21,282 --> 01:06:23,330
Let's tear shit up.
641
01:06:31,652 --> 01:06:33,460
Stay low.
642
01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:39,213
Come on.
643
01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:50,459
- Just chill, all right. We're not demons.
- Drop the weapons. Now.
644
01:06:53,408 --> 01:06:57,057
Damn! I can't tell if I have
a fear boner or a boner boner.
645
01:06:58,846 --> 01:07:01,548
- I didn't even say anything. Hit him.
- Just let us go, okay.
646
01:07:01,648 --> 01:07:05,118
You don't know what you're doing.
The town is overrun with fucking demons.
647
01:07:05,218 --> 01:07:08,121
We know exactly what we are doing.
648
01:07:08,221 --> 01:07:10,523
Give me the Vogue-catty
queff-wrecks-demony.
649
01:07:10,623 --> 01:07:13,356
It's actually pronounced
Vocavitque Rex daemonia.
650
01:07:13,456 --> 01:07:15,861
That tongue wasn't meant for Latin.
651
01:07:17,061 --> 01:07:20,164
- Come on.
- The Black Hymn, where is it?
652
01:07:20,264 --> 01:07:22,779
I don't know what you talking about. No.
653
01:07:26,635 --> 01:07:27,694
Well?
654
01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:31,671
Don't tell this Manson family
cumbucket anything, Brodie.
655
01:07:31,771 --> 01:07:33,687
Okay, okay.
656
01:07:36,742 --> 01:07:38,085
It's here.
657
01:07:41,041 --> 01:07:42,293
No!
658
01:07:48,317 --> 01:07:52,018
Tie them up, take them in the bedroom.
They can be a live offering for Aeloth.
659
01:07:52,118 --> 01:07:54,924
No. No, please, let us go.
660
01:07:55,024 --> 01:07:58,593
You had your chance.
You awakened Aeloth,
661
01:07:58,693 --> 01:08:02,963
pleaded with him to take away
your weakness and vanquish your enemies.
662
01:08:03,063 --> 01:08:09,328
He would've given you power, fame,
fortune, and any woman you want.
663
01:08:10,269 --> 01:08:11,637
But you blew it.
664
01:08:11,737 --> 01:08:14,573
Is that true Brodie?
You did all of this for power?
665
01:08:15,173 --> 01:08:16,875
- I didn't want this.
- Get them out.
666
01:08:17,975 --> 01:08:19,490
Okay. Okay, okay.
667
01:08:30,353 --> 01:08:33,569
Do you think if we soil our pants,
they'll let us go?
668
01:08:34,490 --> 01:08:36,964
I guess we'll find out soon.
669
01:08:42,029 --> 01:08:44,898
In sanguine. Intra in sanguinem.
670
01:08:44,998 --> 01:08:49,268
De caelo laceri. Lacerato horrorem.
671
01:08:49,368 --> 01:08:54,071
Proin cursus meum.
Regnabunt autem in sanguine...
672
01:08:54,605 --> 01:08:59,158
Hey, I never meant for this to happen,
okay? I just want to let you know that.
673
01:09:00,608 --> 01:09:02,923
I was desperate.
674
01:09:03,243 --> 01:09:06,726
I just... I felt so fuckin' powerless.
675
01:09:12,484 --> 01:09:15,257
You are not powerless, Brodie.
676
01:09:16,021 --> 01:09:18,483
You can till stop this.
677
01:09:19,124 --> 01:09:20,651
I know you can.
678
01:09:22,860 --> 01:09:24,524
What was that, guys?
679
01:09:27,895 --> 01:09:29,230
Shit.
680
01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:31,011
There's something in there.
681
01:09:46,244 --> 01:09:51,761
Which one of you cunts
wants to be skull-fucked first?
682
01:09:58,753 --> 01:10:02,769
No, no. Not me.
I need my skull for exams.
683
01:10:04,625 --> 01:10:08,561
Sacrifice is a noble act, you know.
684
01:10:09,129 --> 01:10:11,368
Fucking old bastard.
685
01:10:12,698 --> 01:10:14,180
Oh, my God.
686
01:10:30,578 --> 01:10:32,592
Did you miss me?
687
01:10:45,790 --> 01:10:47,947
I thought you were off to the lookout
to watch the town burn.
688
01:10:48,047 --> 01:10:50,395
Realized I couldn't leave
my mate in the shit.
689
01:10:50,495 --> 01:10:53,077
Not with all these demons to mega-kill.
690
01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:58,956
Metalheads stick together, right?
691
01:11:03,657 --> 01:11:06,509
Wait. You decided
that you wanted to help us,
692
01:11:06,609 --> 01:11:08,800
and then you went and applied makeup?
693
01:11:09,209 --> 01:11:11,411
Well, how long did it take?
What ten, fifteen minutes?
694
01:11:11,511 --> 01:11:14,713
It's not makeup, it's fucking
corpse paint. For going into battle?
695
01:11:14,813 --> 01:11:19,030
Okay. Well, you look adorable.
It really brings out your eyes.
696
01:11:21,418 --> 01:11:23,587
- What's the plan?
- Okay. I get my guitar.
697
01:11:23,687 --> 01:11:27,089
- You guys get me to the amps. Cover me.
- But she ripped up the pages.
698
01:11:27,189 --> 01:11:30,225
Do you really think you can
play it from memory?
699
01:11:30,325 --> 01:11:32,539
I have to try.
700
01:11:34,193 --> 01:11:38,109
One more thing...
can you quickly pull me off?
701
01:11:43,708 --> 01:11:45,447
Right.
702
01:11:46,100 --> 01:11:50,917
De caelo laceri. Lacerato horrorem.
703
01:11:57,709 --> 01:12:00,556
Metal up your ass, motherfucker!
704
01:12:32,969 --> 01:12:34,416
No!
705
01:12:40,774 --> 01:12:43,466
- Where's Dion?
- He was behind us. He must've got lost.
706
01:12:43,566 --> 01:12:45,305
There's only a few fucking rooms.
707
01:12:46,212 --> 01:12:47,925
Dion!
708
01:13:16,103 --> 01:13:17,916
Fuck!
709
01:13:25,575 --> 01:13:26,890
Giles!
710
01:14:20,558 --> 01:14:23,060
- Hurry, Brodie.
- I'm trying.
711
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:25,641
Kill them all!
712
01:15:11,538 --> 01:15:13,187
It's three a.m.
713
01:15:33,924 --> 01:15:37,941
Aeloth! Come into me!
714
01:15:39,729 --> 01:15:42,572
Fill me with your power!
715
01:16:17,663 --> 01:16:19,765
So much power!
716
01:16:19,865 --> 01:16:21,813
This is fucking brutal.
717
01:16:27,270 --> 01:16:28,785
What?
718
01:16:33,542 --> 01:16:35,409
Fuck.
719
01:16:36,009 --> 01:16:39,003
You know, I'm not even sure
I'm in the right tuning.
720
01:16:55,458 --> 01:16:58,928
So, dude, I'm thinking
about doing a 'Burzum'.
721
01:16:59,028 --> 01:17:02,211
Starting my own solo project.
722
01:17:08,501 --> 01:17:12,681
Medina! Run! Run!
723
01:17:15,039 --> 01:17:18,376
I mean, you and the rest of the band
are just dead weight.
724
01:17:18,676 --> 01:17:22,616
Dude, zip up your fly.
I can see your dong.
725
01:17:22,716 --> 01:17:24,326
What?
726
01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:32,319
You don't get it, do you?
You can't stop me.
727
01:17:32,419 --> 01:17:37,002
I'm gonna destroy this world of shit,
one maggot at a time.
728
01:17:42,259 --> 01:17:44,007
Medina!
729
01:17:56,405 --> 01:17:58,341
Look at it this way...
730
01:17:58,441 --> 01:18:01,410
you're about to lose five kgs
without a crash diet.
731
01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:03,456
Fuck it.
732
01:18:11,847 --> 01:18:14,646
No, no, no, no. That's not gonna work.
733
01:18:15,318 --> 01:18:18,707
You have to play the black hymn,
fuckin' idiot.
734
01:18:58,288 --> 01:18:59,703
Zakk.
735
01:19:01,624 --> 01:19:03,560
Thanks, man.
736
01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:06,124
The metal brought me back.
737
01:19:12,666 --> 01:19:15,181
I'm trying to hold him off.
738
01:19:15,701 --> 01:19:19,127
- He's gonna destroy everything.
- Dude, fight it.
739
01:19:19,227 --> 01:19:23,086
You gotta be strong. I mean,
you're the strong one, remember?
740
01:19:24,740 --> 01:19:28,179
I can't. He's too powerful.
741
01:19:29,176 --> 01:19:31,225
Finish me.
742
01:19:31,325 --> 01:19:35,120
Quickly. Before Aeloth takes over again.
743
01:19:36,714 --> 01:19:38,895
Man, I can't, I can't.
744
01:19:41,984 --> 01:19:45,233
You have to do it. There's no other way.
Send him back to hell.
745
01:19:48,888 --> 01:19:50,929
Do it!
746
01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:28,867
Brotherhood of steel, dude.
747
01:20:30,024 --> 01:20:32,312
Brotherhood of steel, forever.
748
01:21:01,018 --> 01:21:03,078
I don't know, I just...
749
01:21:04,022 --> 01:21:06,324
I can't stand mic cupping.
750
01:21:06,424 --> 01:21:11,234
- Cannibal Corpse do it.
- No. Barnes used to do it. Fisher...
751
01:21:11,829 --> 01:21:13,564
it's straight from the guts.
752
01:21:13,664 --> 01:21:17,333
Shit. Did I just get schooled?
753
01:21:17,433 --> 01:21:20,314
I'm a very fast learner.
754
01:21:21,267 --> 01:21:22,981
How's the tat?
755
01:21:23,836 --> 01:21:25,850
It's all healed up.
756
01:21:29,506 --> 01:21:31,535
I'll see you later.
757
01:21:58,232 --> 01:22:02,335
You really thought this was over?
Time to die, Brodie!
758
01:22:09,641 --> 01:22:12,157
- No, just kidding, dude.
- Zakk?
759
01:25:18,594 --> 01:25:21,598
So what's like... being dead?
760
01:25:21,698 --> 01:25:23,867
Hell is awesome!
761
01:25:23,967 --> 01:25:25,735
Like, met some music legends:
762
01:25:25,835 --> 01:25:28,237
Dio, Kurt Cobain, Dimebag,
763
01:25:28,337 --> 01:25:31,372
Jon Bonham, Paul McCartney.
764
01:25:31,638 --> 01:25:36,143
Yeah, the true, true Mayhem
reunited, too. So cold, dude.
765
01:25:36,443 --> 01:25:38,943
Fucking brutal as.
766
01:25:39,043 --> 01:25:40,313
Anyway, the band.
767
01:25:40,513 --> 01:25:42,715
You got to keep playing, dude.
768
01:25:43,383 --> 01:25:47,152
But everyone is dead. We can't keep
calling ourselves DEATHGASM.
769
01:25:47,252 --> 01:25:48,634
Doesn't feel right.
770
01:25:48,734 --> 01:25:53,124
All right then. Well, change it.
How about... Bandsaw Circumcision?
771
01:25:53,224 --> 01:25:56,660
- Intesticide?
- What about, like, Bestiality Bliss?
772
01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:59,129
Yeah, how about Birth Canal Boat Riders?
773
01:25:59,229 --> 01:26:01,397
What about The God Buggerers?
774
01:26:01,497 --> 01:26:05,279
- How about David Bain's Scrotum.
- Anal Bulimia?57613
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