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[Beverly Hills, 90210
theme song playing]
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♪
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♪
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["All 4 Love" by Color Me Badd
playing]
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♪ I'm so glad you're my girl♪
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♪ I'll do anything for you...♪
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Hey. Mr. and Mrs. Silver!
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-Grab a booth.
-Thanks.
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Uh, whoa, what are you doing?
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-I'm not your waitress.
-Yeah, I told you
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when we bought this place, Kel,
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sometimes you got
to get your hands dirty.
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Do you remember when we used
to make out to this song
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-underneath the bleachers?
-I do. I do.
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Why do you think I sampled it
for that Jay-Z track?
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[Donna chuckles]
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♪ I like to do the things...♪
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Okay. Oh, hi.
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Here you go.
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♪ I sing this lullaby...♪
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-[laughs]: Hey.
-Hey.
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Watch out, buddy.
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I love it when we're
all together. [chuckles]
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-Oh, I don't know
about that one.
-Hmm, no,
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I-I'd like to exchange this egg.
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You want to exchange an egg?
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♪ I'm always thinkin' of ya...♪
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[both laughing]
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♪ And I want ya
to know I do it♪
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[distorting]:
♪ All 4 love...♪
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-[song stops]
-Oh, wait, Brenda wanted me
to order her a slice of pie.
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I thought Brenda was in London.
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♪
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Brenda?
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[screaming]
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Tori, will you shut up!
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-We're on an airplane.
-Sorry.
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Wait. It's not cheating
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if you dream of kissing
your ex-boyfriend, right?
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Uh, no. Just like
it's not murder if you dream
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-about killing your ex-husband.
-MAN: Vegas!
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OTHERS [chanting]:
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
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What is happening?
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Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
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-[phone beeps]
-Oh, Lord.
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Tell me
you're not Instagramming that.
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Us on our way
to our 9021030th reunion,
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and these drunk yahoos
in the back seat? Insta-gold.
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Smile.
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-You are out of control.
-No.
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What I'm out of is money.
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This is gonna help.
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-[baby crying]
-All these bills.
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$842 for Mommy and Me yoga?
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Great. I can't do that anymore.
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Namaste here.
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-Babe, can we talk
about this later?
-Oh.
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Right. Save it for when
the cameras are rolling.
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-Okay.
-That's not what I meant.
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-[phones chiming and buzzing]
-Hmm.
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[Nate and Tori stammering]
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DIRECTOR: All right, guys,
let's wrap it up.
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TORI:
I-I thought we were ready to go.
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Wait, no, no, no.
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Why are you leaving?
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Guys, excuse me.
What's happening?
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The show just got canceled.
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You've milked your brand
from every angle.
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The network says
there's no more story.
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No more story?
Can you believe that?
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Stuff just keeps
happening to me.
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And just when I think
things are slowing down,
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boom, I fall on a hibachi.
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Oh, I love that about you.
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So that's why I have a meeting
set up next week.
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I'm gonna sell the network
on another season
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of Tori and Nate:
Spelling the Beans.
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Well, I thought it got canceled.
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Yeah, but I need that paycheck.
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Mama's got six kids.
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Do you know how much college
bribery money I'm gonna need?
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-Can't Nate get a job?
-Hopefully.
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He has an audition
for an NHL announcer tomorrow.
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I'm just hoping his voice
is as good
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as his slap shot used to be.
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But at least
this reunion's gonna
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-cover our bills for the month.
-[man coughing]
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Excuse me. Why is there
no room on this plane?
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It's called coach.
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-What is it called?
-Coach.
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-SHAY: Hi, babe.
-Hey. I don't mean to bug you,
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but don't forget
that Bryce has that, uh...
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That play date tomorrow,
I know.
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I got it. Brian, baby,
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what are you worried about?
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Focus on you this weekend.
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It is your time to shine.
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Shay. Five platinum records,
nine Grammys,
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and nominated
for three awards tonight.
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-Oh, thank you so much.
-How do you do it?
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Oh, my goodness,
I couldn't do it
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without my incredible husband
Brian.
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He is my rock.
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The best dad on the planet,
all of that.
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I got this.
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Focus on you, babe.
This weekend is all about you.
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Please. It's a 90210event.
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You know it's gonna be
a thunderdome of girl drama.
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You're not gonna be there
by yourself.
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-Who else is going with you?
-Ian's going for sure.
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Loves a good convention.
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Gives him a chance
to meet his fans
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and build his brand.
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STACEY:
Okay, Ian, honey, I'm posting
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that you're selling our book
at the 90210reunion.
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Oh, good. You know what,
don't forget
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#SweatTogetherGetTogether.
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Oh, yes, that's great.
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I can't believe I have to do
this without you by my side.
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♪
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I just thought of a new class:
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Fit Fun Flirty Dirty.
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IAN:
How can one person be so smart,
creative, and beautiful
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all at the same time?
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Aw...
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Can't wait to show you off
in Vegas.
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Don't hate me,
but... I can't come.
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What? Hold on.
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-What? Why not?
-Because...
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I'm auditioning for The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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Shut the front door.
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-Baby!
-[squeals]
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Don't get too crazy in Vegas.
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Don't worry, Gabby's coming.
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[chuckles]
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Oh... Oh, honey,
I miss her so much.
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Three days old and I leave her.
What was I thinking?
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Congratulations, Grandma.
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I want to talk to you
about that "G" word.
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-[laughs]
-Yeah.
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This is going a little bit
fast for me.
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So if you don't mind...
I, at least for now,
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would like her to call me Gabby.
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Yeah, Gabby might be
a little confusing
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for her because...
meet Gabrielle.
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You named her after me?
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[phone beeps]
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Oh, thanks, I got to go. It's
the office. Uh, Gabrielle here.
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Hey, it's John.
Need you to be impartial.
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Impartial? Of course
I can be impartial.
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That's my duty as president
of the Actors Guild of America.
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I got to protect actors
when they make a complaint.
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What's going on?
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[John speaking indistinctly]
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Are you kidding?
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Who's the director?
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-Guess who.
-Oh...
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I'm gonna kill him.
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I can't believe
you're making me do this.
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Jason, it's my job
as your publicist.
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-You're my wife.
-Not right now.
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This is business.
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And you did this to yourself.
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Cut it.
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MAN:
Okay, guys, that's a cut.
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-WOMAN: Cutting!
-Chaz, buddy,
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can you dig a little deeper?
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I mean, I-I need you
to make the audience
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feel your regret
when you tell Cassidy...
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I-I was saving the city.
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I-I don't give a crap
about Cassidy.
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And I don't need acting advice
from you.
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Just go stand on your mark.
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Bro, you were a pinup boy
for horny teenage girls.
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Okay, just get over yourself.
All you'll ever be
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is Brandon Walsh.
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[chuckles]
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[sighs]
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[crew members gasping]
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No one's gonna want to finance
the indie film
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of a rage-filled director
who punches out his lead actors.
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Use this reunion as a chance
to remind people
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how much they love
Jason Priestley.
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America's golden boy.
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Sexy Brandon Walsh.
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Think you can do that for me?
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PILOT [over P.A.]:
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Las Vegas.
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Oh, thank you. Ow.
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Hey, uh, listen.
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Don't say anything
about Mark, okay?
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I don't need everybody
knowing about
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failed marriage number three.
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I can already hear
the clickbait.
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"From America's Sweetheart
to Sad Spinster."
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Oh, stop, you're gorgeous.
He's an idiot for leaving you.
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What the hell was he thinking?
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[Jennie screams]
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What the hell was I thinking?!
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Mom, the drama.
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Can't you just throw
his stuff in the garbage?
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Yeah, but it's not nearly
as satisfying.
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Okay.
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He said I'm too aggressive.
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Makes me want
to bash his brains in.
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I'm just--
I'm not in the right space
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to be around all these people.
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It's gonna be fine.
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Silver lining:
Shannen won't be there.
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But Jason will.
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-I love Jason.
-Of course.
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He's America's golden boy.
Ugh, whatever.
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-FLIGHT ATTENDANT:
Watch your step, please.
-Ah, let's go.
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PASSENGERS [chanting]:
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
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Vegas!
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♪
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$40 a T-shirt,
and we don't see a dime.
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No wonder I can't pay my rent.
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Ha. Well, we made it.
[chuckles]
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May I help you?
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Yep. Uh, we're checking in
for the reunion panel.
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Name?
[clears throat]
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Jennie. Garth.
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Jennie Garth.
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Um, I-I'm on the show
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that's having
the big reunion party.
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Kelly Taylor?
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So, is the reservation
under Garth or-or Taylor?
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I... mm-mm.
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My name is Jennie Garth.
I play Kelly Taylor...
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...on the show.
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-Oh, that's you.
-Yeah.
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Oh, you look so much older
than her.
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Um, if I could just see
some I.D.,
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I could figure out which name
the reservation is under.
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He wants to see my I.D.
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Yeah, here's her I.D.
right here. Sorry.
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She has low blood sugar.
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-Okay.
-Come here.
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C-Can I talk to you
for a second?
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Oh, I'm gonna destroy this place
on Trip Advisor.
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Oh-- I get that you're edgy.
I feel edgy, too.
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In fact, I didn't think
I was gonna be this nervous.
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I am so... nervous.
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I haven't seen Brian
in almost 20 years.
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I'm kind of freaking out
a little bit.
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Okay, he's married,
you're married.
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You guys both have kids.
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And I understand that,
but we still have a history.
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I lost my virginity to him.
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On the show.
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Life imitates art, remember?
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Oh, right.
253
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Yeah, okay, just breathe.
254
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[exhales]:
Okay.
255
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I feel like I'm sweating so bad.
Do I smell?
256
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[sniffing]
Oh, no. Jen, I stink.
257
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-I didn't want to say anything.
-Okay, I got to go to the room.
258
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I'm gonna freshen up and--
nope, he's right there.
259
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[Beverly Hills, 90210
theme song playing]
260
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Oh, my God.
261
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,256
-Uh, I'm gonna slip out.
-Oh.
262
00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:50,171
-Oh, there's Jason.
-[Ian laughs]
263
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:52,347
-Oh, God, Ian and Gabby.
-Oops.
264
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,175
-Yeah!
-[chuckles]
265
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,052
[sighs]
266
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,931
Well... this is weird.
267
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,065
Oh, come on,
we're all thinking it.
268
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GABRIELLE: I like that the
anniversary brought us together.
269
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I can't believe
that we are all here.
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I wish that were true.
271
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,339
Well, it's so great
to see all you guys.
272
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Come here, you.
273
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,734
TORI:
Oh, awesome.
274
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,431
-The girls.
-[indistinct chatter]
275
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Give me some of that.
I want some of that.
276
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,740
My wife said Shay killed it
on the red carpet.
277
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,916
Yeah, she is
a red carpet assassin.
278
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,049
[Jason laughs]
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00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:44,094
-Hi, Gab.
-Hey, Gab.
280
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-Hey.
-How are you?
281
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,490
So, I, uh...
282
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,448
I had to hear about this
from the guild?
283
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,755
Yeah, it's, um...
it's my dialing hand.
284
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,714
Mm, does it hurt?
285
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,454
Yeah.
286
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,717
-Good.
-Oh!
287
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,892
Really?
288
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,328
So how's... Jack?
289
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,330
-Mark.
-Mark! How's Mark?
290
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,635
-He's... fine.
-Good.
291
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,115
-Good. Thanks.
-Happy to hear that.
292
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-So great.
-JASON: Jen.
293
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You know I'm not a hugger.
294
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So later maybe?
295
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:12,819
-No.
-No?
296
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:13,863
Hey, Tor.
297
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,473
[giggles]
Hey!
298
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,345
[chuckles]
Hi. Hmm.
299
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,175
Did you see that?
300
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,785
-Yeah.
-After 20 years, "Hey, Tor,"
301
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,178
two words-- that's all I get?
302
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,354
WOMAN:
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
303
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:28,138
Oh, my God, it's them!
304
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,792
Oh, it's go time. Come on!
305
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,489
[overlapping chatter]
306
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,621
At least
she's got my shirt on.
307
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,495
Oh, boy.
308
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,193
All right.
309
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,803
[Brian sighs]
310
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-You okay?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
311
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No, I'm... I'm good, I'm fine.
312
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:47,723
I'm just a... little stressed,
that's all.
313
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,857
I haven't done this in, uh...
in 20-plus years, so it's...
314
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,294
I just don't want
to say something stupid,
315
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,686
look like an idiot.
316
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,650
You remember
our little good luck ritual?
317
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,827
Come on. You remember.
318
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,699
The one before big scenes,
we got nervous, we would do?
319
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,310
This one?
320
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,007
[Tori inhales sharply, exhales]
321
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,053
[both exhale]
322
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,839
That totally works.
323
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,362
It doesn't look very cool,
but it works.
324
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,016
[Tori laughs]
325
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,888
[Brian laughs]
326
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,715
Little secret?
327
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,630
I originally started doing that
328
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,329
to do a breath check
before our kissing scenes.
329
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,331
Nice.
330
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,072
Thank you.
331
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,378
-MAN: Ladies and gentlemen...
-You got this.
332
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,379
please find your seats.
333
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,554
The event is about to begin.
334
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,121
Here we go.
335
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,907
Okay, showtime.
Let's do it.
336
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,386
[sighs]
337
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,606
Is she gonna do that
teacher clap the whole time?
338
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:47,043
[applause]
339
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:50,046
So, all those make-out scenes...
340
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,918
[laughter]
341
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:55,443
Did any
of the romance spill off camera?
342
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:56,748
JENNIE:
Um...
343
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,881
there was a little spillage
probably.
344
00:13:58,925 --> 00:13:59,969
JASON KENNEDY:
Okay.
345
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,579
Yeah,
but we don't kiss and tell.
346
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:02,711
KENNEDY:
Now you're just teasing us.
347
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,147
[Gabrielle chuckles]
348
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,280
Let's turn this over
to the audience. Any questions?
349
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,021
Yeah. Right over there.
Go ahead.
350
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:11,241
Andrea Zuckerman was my favorite
character on TV in the '90s.
351
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,069
Oh.
352
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,071
What did you like most
about playing Andrea?
353
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,204
I... You know what?
Andrea was strong
354
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:20,642
and intelligent,
and she stayed true to herself,
355
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,644
so I... I guess I am trying
356
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,689
to aspire to that
in my own life, as well.
357
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,213
-AUDIENCE: Aw...
-Thank you.
358
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:27,257
Next question.
359
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,258
Hi, Brian.
360
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,652
-Hi.
-Um, I was just wondering.
361
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,915
Do you know when Shay's
new album is gonna drop?
362
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,267
Um, I-I try not to get involved
in her music career,
363
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:40,053
but I am her number one fan.
364
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,445
AUDIENCE:
Aw...
365
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:42,620
Any other questions?
366
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:45,275
That do not involve my wife?
367
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,799
-[scattering groaning]
-Thought so.
368
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,236
MAN:
Which one of you guys was
369
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,107
least like your character
on 90210?
370
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:53,936
Oh, that kid over there.
Right there.
371
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,285
Me?!
372
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,765
Yes, you.
373
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:59,289
Brandon Walsh was squeaky clean,
but this guy, I mean...
374
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,551
he's a little hotheaded.
375
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:01,988
-[laughter]
-Oh, right.
376
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,599
That. Okay, yes, I might have
377
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,862
lost my temper on set,
I'll admit it.
378
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,952
Violence is never the answer,
but suffice it to say,
379
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,607
I always stick up for
the little guy. [clicks tongue]
380
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,522
-[applause]
-Yeah, himself.
381
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,697
[chuckles]
382
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,438
Question for Brian.
383
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,657
Uh, I've been watching the show
with my mother.
384
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,486
Your character was always
kind of an outsider.
385
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,705
BRIAN:
Yes.
386
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,620
Were you that way in real life?
387
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,969
-Yes.
-[laughter]
388
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,144
Still am. Still am.
389
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,841
I have a wife
and three daughters,
390
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,974
so the chances are
I'm-I'm gonna be an outsider
391
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,541
-for, uh, quite some time.
-Oh.
392
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,977
[laughter]
393
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,327
You know, I think Brian
would agree that being married
394
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,850
to a brilliant woman
is really exciting.
395
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,852
I thank my lucky stars every day
396
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:43,725
that I found
my soul mate Stacey.
397
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,857
She's developed this brand
that is just incredible.
398
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,686
In fact, people,
she's just come out with a book.
399
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,906
-She and I.
-[applause and cheering]
400
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,213
If you haven't seen it, you
really all need to pick it up.
401
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,867
#SweatTogetherGetTogether.
402
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,652
Hi. My question's for Jennie.
403
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,480
Um, whose romantic life
404
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,483
has had more ups and downs--
yours or Kelly's?
405
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:05,312
Well... we've both been burned.
406
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,227
-[laughter]
-And I just
407
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,490
want to say, I'm so sorry
408
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,535
to hear about you
and your husband.
409
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,189
-Excuse me?
-I just heard
410
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,583
on TMZ that he's filing
for divorce?
411
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:18,020
[audience clamoring]
412
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,849
TORI:
You know what? Um,
413
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:24,548
Jen's a really private person,
and we should all respect that.
414
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,768
But me-- I'm an open book,
415
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,031
so you guys can ask me
whatever you want.
416
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,511
[laughter]
417
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,252
KENNEDY:
I just want to ask a question
418
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,949
I think we all want to know.
419
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,865
Do any of you know what the heck
Shannen's up to these days?
420
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,040
Have you talked to her?
421
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,172
I haven't spoke
to her in a while.
422
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,390
-No, me neither.
-Nope.
423
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:41,739
-BRIAN: Have not. No.
-No.
424
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,306
KENNEDY:
All right, we are in luck
425
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,742
because, as we speak,
426
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:48,616
a very special person is
live-streaming on Instagram.
427
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,618
-Should we check in?
-WOMAN: It's Shannen!
428
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,754
♪
429
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,235
Surprise.
430
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:12,074
And so one of our rangers found this little guy.
431
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,249
AUDIENCE:
Aw...
432
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,295
-[Shannen laughs]
-[tiger purring]
433
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:18,211
He was all alone, starving,
434
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,126
his mother killed by poachers.
435
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,388
[audience groaning]
436
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,912
But never fear, you guys,
437
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,436
'cause he's here with me now,
and when he's ready,
438
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,482
we're gonna release him
back out into the wild.
439
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:31,093
-[mewing]
-AUDIENCE: Aw!
440
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,227
Donations really help.
You can send those to:
441
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,098
PawsitivelyShannen.org.
442
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,796
That's "paw"-- P-A-W.
443
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,102
-AUDIENCE: Aw!
-I thank you.
444
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,757
The tigers thank you.
445
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,760
-[applause and cheering]
-Bye.
446
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,068
Bye, guys, love you.
447
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:51,853
[screams]
448
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,640
Bye.
[laughs]
449
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,774
Well, that was a surprise.
450
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,255
Hmm. What? That Shannen's
moved on with her life
451
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,996
and is saving the world,
or that my marriage ended?
452
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,824
'Cause either way-- whoo-hoo!
453
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,652
-[scoffs]
-I feel like a fool.
454
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,002
We need to change our flight.
I can't stay here tonight.
455
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:15,442
Uh, I-I have a... plane.
456
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:16,530
GABRIELLE:
Oh, yeah.
457
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:17,661
It'll-it'll be ready to go
458
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:18,836
in, like, four hours.
459
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,142
Fully-stocked bar,
tons of seats.
460
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,274
JENNIE:
Great.
461
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,232
But I can't wait
four hours for a drink.
462
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,498
♪ Roll with me,
don't fade on me, love♪
463
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,717
♪ Roll with me...♪
464
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,979
GABRIELLE:
Oh, I know, isn't she perfect?
465
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:31,980
Look at her chin.
466
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,416
Between complete adoration
467
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,331
and then utter shock
that I'm a grandmother, okay?
468
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,681
Kill me now 'cause I cannot
believe I'm a grandma.
469
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:38,682
IAN:
I can't believe
you're a grandma.
470
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,162
GABRIELLE:
I know, me either.
471
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,772
TORI:
Well, you did it the right way,
472
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,340
'cause you had your kids early
and now you can enjoy life.
473
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:45,733
Me-- I did it the opposite way.
474
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,169
Here's my youngest three.
475
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,344
GABRIELLE [gasps]:
Oh, Tori.
476
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:51,304
[overlapping chatter]
477
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,654
What about you, Jay-- you and
Camille gonna have a family?
478
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,047
Uh, we tried a while ago,
but work got crazy,
479
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,875
and we decided not to have kids.
480
00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,400
Guess my indie film
will have to be my baby.
481
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,880
No dirty diapers
but lots of whiny actors.
482
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,317
-[laughter]
-IAN: I feel for you, Jay.
483
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,319
I can't wait to have kids
with Stacey.
484
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,885
She's just younger,
and she wants
485
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,409
to develop her career first.
486
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,193
And marriage is compromise,
right?
487
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:14,196
But I'm real proud of her
for leading with this.
488
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,546
Check this out.
Ka-pow-pow! Bam!
489
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,548
-Oh.
-IAN: Right?
490
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,028
Hey, if you got it, flaunt it.
491
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,508
It doesn't bother you at all
492
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,684
to have your wife
up on a giant billboard
493
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,729
with all
that spray-tanned flesh?
494
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,731
Look, we got
a great relationship, all right?
495
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,429
It's like the perfect marriage.
496
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,953
I always know she's coming home
to me, so what's the big deal?
497
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:34,390
♪ You know I gotta roll,
you know I gotta roll♪
498
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,652
♪ If you wanna roll with me.♪
499
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,958
Yeah, I'm gonna need
another one of these.
500
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,394
♪ I can't call it♪
501
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:41,441
-♪ It, it, it♪
-[slot machines dinging]
502
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,225
♪ I can't call it...♪
503
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,574
-[man laughs]
-Hey, cut it out.
504
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:45,575
Why don't you come in?
505
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,142
Hmm, maybe.
506
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,797
Why don't you make me?
[laughs]
507
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,625
-You should.
-Hi.
508
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:52,930
-Hi.
-She's with me.
509
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,584
-No, I'm not.
-Can I take you for a second?
510
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,543
-Girl talk.
-I'll be right back.
511
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,110
What are you doing?
512
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,765
I'm gonna have a roll in the hay
with that hot pig farmer.
513
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,550
-Are you sure?
-Yes.
514
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,639
They're a special breed
of heritage pigs
515
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,249
that he raises humanely.
516
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,772
It's a premium product.
517
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,078
-But you're a vegan.
-Mm.
518
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,210
-Not today.
-Okay,
519
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,733
look, just come hang out
with us,
520
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:13,734
we'll have another drink.
521
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,083
-Hey, look at me.
-Yeah.
522
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:18,391
Ian Ziering has, like,
the perfect marriage.
523
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,480
I'm 0 for 3.
I need to,
524
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,046
at the very least,
525
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,135
know that I can get a pig farmer
if I want to.
526
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,790
-Okay?
-Wait...
527
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,009
Okay.
528
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,184
-I'm back.
-You're back.
529
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,185
Yeah.
530
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,491
[Tori snorts]
531
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,493
[Jennie groans]
532
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,016
[FaceTime ringing]
533
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,235
[phone whooshes]
534
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,454
-Hi, babe.
-NATE: Hey.
535
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:39,803
Guess who got the job offer.
536
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,805
[gasps]
No way.
537
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:42,980
Tell me everything.
538
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:45,418
When does it start?
What's your pay?
539
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,681
Uh, I don't know.
I-I didn't take it.
540
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,639
What? Why, babe?
541
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,772
Babe, it's a local
network affiliate job.
542
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,382
That's like being stuck
in the minors
543
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:55,471
when you know you're destined
for the big leagues.
544
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,604
Yeah.
545
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,347
♪
546
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,698
Babe, I got to go.
I'll call you back.
547
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:07,614
-Okay. I love you.
-[phone beeps]
548
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,224
-Hey.
-Hey.
549
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,095
-Family stuff?
-Yes.
550
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:13,707
-How's it going?
-Awesome.
551
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:14,882
-[laughs]
-Shay's, uh...
552
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,318
Shay's got it all covered.
553
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,189
Kids are having a great time.
Apparently,
554
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:21,367
she had to bribe Bryce
with backstage passes to BTS
555
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,064
-just to say hi to me.
-[laughs]
556
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:25,022
Yeah. Felt really good.
557
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,024
Well, just be happy
she's holding down the fort.
558
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,679
My husband's
not holding down anything.
559
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,725
Not even a job.
560
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:36,077
-Do you want to do shots?
-Yes, please.
561
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,079
♪
562
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:41,343
Oh. 90210fan and bartender.
563
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,345
A true Renaissance woman.
564
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,216
-[laughs]
-Now you're flattering me.
565
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,827
Ah.
566
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,089
Oh, that looks good.
567
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:51,048
Now it's yours.
568
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,920
Thank you.
569
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:55,096
Cheers.
570
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:56,706
Mmm.
571
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,708
[inhales sharply]
572
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:01,058
-I have to come clean
about something.
-Mm.
573
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:04,497
Andrea Zuckerman wasn't
just my favorite character.
574
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:07,021
She was also my first crush.
575
00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:08,239
[both laugh]
576
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:10,111
Are you surprised?
I mean,
577
00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:11,939
the Suze Orman blazers,
578
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,027
the pantsuits.
579
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,898
Total sapphic symbols, no?
580
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:16,900
Yeah, well,
it was network TV in the '90s,
581
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,512
and there was no way they were
gonna let Andrea go there.
582
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,165
What about Gabrielle?
583
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:25,822
Have you ever let yourself
go there?
584
00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:28,825
♪ When the sun goes down...♪
585
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:31,262
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
586
00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:33,352
♪ Just you and me...♪
587
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,483
[sputters, shouts]
588
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:35,702
[laughs]
589
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:37,225
Mmm.
590
00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:39,619
I have a question for you,
591
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:41,098
Brian Austin Green.
592
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:42,752
Is it about my wife?
593
00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:44,275
-Nope.
-All right.
594
00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:47,801
So, you are
a great stay-at-home dad,
595
00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:49,890
but do you ever miss
the spotlight?
596
00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:51,935
Mm...
597
00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:55,199
I don't know.
Even if I did, nobody misses me.
598
00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:59,160
That's not true.
599
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:00,814
I've missed you.
600
00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:02,424
Mmm...
601
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,252
[chuckles]
602
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:06,602
BARTENDER:
Here you are, sir.
603
00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:08,038
-Thanks.
-[phone chimes]
604
00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:11,477
♪ But I have to,
better now than later♪
605
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:18,222
♪ Won't you hear me out?♪
606
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:20,224
♪ Please don't let me down...♪
607
00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:21,617
[groans]
608
00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:22,792
Great.
609
00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:25,447
Love you, too, honey.
610
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:29,973
♪ I don't want to lose you,
lose you...♪
611
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:33,063
[laughter]
612
00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,456
♪
613
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,936
[laughter]
614
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:39,461
You know, it's so crazy,
I just got the strongest craving
615
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,463
for bacon.
616
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,422
You know, it's not just
for breakfast anymore.
617
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,294
-Some people call it meat candy.
-[chuckles]
618
00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:47,948
[both laugh]
619
00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:50,385
Well, I do have a sweet tooth.
620
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,474
Mmm.
621
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:53,780
Mm-hmm.
622
00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:57,523
How about we go somewhere
we can be alone, Kelly?
623
00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:59,655
[music stops abruptly]
624
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:00,874
What's wrong?
625
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:03,354
Nope.
[chuckles]
626
00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:07,054
It's Jennie, pig farmer.
627
00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:11,188
[sighs]
628
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:14,365
♪ Why talk with no answers?♪
629
00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:16,759
♪ Nobody callin' me♪
630
00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:18,500
♪ I feel
I'm on the outskirts...♪
631
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,241
Great.
632
00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:22,591
Hey, take a seat.
633
00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:24,637
♪ I'm askin' every question...♪
634
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,899
I know you're not a hugger,
635
00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:29,250
but... you look
like you could use one.
636
00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:30,643
[scoffs]
637
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:33,689
Thanks.
638
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,299
Yeah.
639
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:36,779
JENNIE:
Cheers.
640
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:39,652
♪ I know you listen...♪
641
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:42,132
[sighs]
642
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:45,309
How the hell did we end up here?
643
00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:48,487
Well, my odyssey began
with an audition at The Manor.
644
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,271
[chuckles]
645
00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:52,621
Do you ever wonder what
our lives would be like
646
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:55,232
-if we hadn't done that show?
-[laughs]
647
00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:58,235
Every single day.
648
00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:02,413
♪ I don't wanna take the road
of another♪
649
00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:04,285
♪ But I don't wanna...♪
650
00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:06,287
People see me,
651
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:11,031
and they think I'm Kelly Taylor
or I'm no one.
652
00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:14,513
They have no idea
who I really am.
653
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:19,300
♪ Like I'm livin'
in my own paradise...♪
654
00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:20,780
I know who you really are.
655
00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:23,086
You're Jennie Garth.
656
00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:26,046
The smart, fierce woman
I went to work with
657
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:27,700
every day for ten years.
658
00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:29,963
-You were there for eight.
-Technically,
659
00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:32,182
I left four episodes
into the ninth season,
660
00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:34,358
-but that's not the point.
-[chuckles softly]
661
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:36,273
Jen, not to objectify you,
because I know you hate that...
662
00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:37,840
You do?
663
00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:39,668
Yeah. I do.
664
00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:42,541
♪ Da-da-da-da-da...♪
665
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,325
But I see you.
666
00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:47,676
All of you.
667
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,593
♪ One foot on the border.♪
668
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,682
♪
669
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:55,815
[squeals]
670
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,425
-Where's your...?
-It's on the side.
671
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:58,774
I got it, I got it.
672
00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:00,689
[grunting]
673
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:01,995
Right there.
674
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,346
♪ Everything's better
when you add a friend.♪
675
00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:14,050
BOTH [panting]:
Wow.
676
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:15,574
Kill me now.
677
00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:19,621
And, for the record,
I was gonna say something nice.
678
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:22,972
Exactly what is it about me
that bugs you so much?
679
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:24,321
-[moans]
-There are plenty of people
680
00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:26,628
who think I'm not so bad.
681
00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:29,588
That. That right there.
682
00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:32,503
You always thought
683
00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:35,289
you could just charm your way
out of everything.
684
00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:38,553
Well... it's not
that I just thought it, I mean,
685
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,860
-I actually did. [chuckles]
-Oh, I know.
686
00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:42,165
The more partying and womanizing
687
00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:44,341
you did,
the more people loved you. Me?
688
00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:46,996
If I wore the wrong
nail polish color, I was a slut.
689
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,607
Nothing's changed since.
690
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,000
Yeah, okay, Jennie, I get it.
691
00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:53,089
Double standard. That sucks.
692
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,613
But not my fault.
693
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:57,050
Look, there have been
consequences for me, too.
694
00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:58,704
[stammers]
695
00:26:58,747 --> 00:27:00,880
I'm stuck being a TV director.
696
00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:02,664
I can't get
my indie feature financed.
697
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,667
But all of that is for stuff
you actually did.
698
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:07,408
Oh, yeah, that may be true.
699
00:27:07,451 --> 00:27:09,715
Something my wife
constantly reminds me of.
700
00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:12,195
Your wife?
The one you just cheated on?
701
00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:14,197
Which you'll probably
get away with, too.
702
00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:16,635
-Yeah, you're probably right.
-[phone chimes]
703
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,115
Plane's leaving soon.
704
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:21,509
[door slams]
705
00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:22,684
TORI:
Boomerang, Boomerang!
706
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:24,381
On three.
707
00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:26,035
[phone camera clicking]
708
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:27,602
-WAITRESS:
Whenever you're ready.
-BRIAN: Thought you said
709
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,909
-"on three."
-Hmm. Want to split it?
710
00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:31,345
No.
711
00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:33,695
Oh, thank God.
I didn't really mean that.
712
00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,479
WOMAN:
I think they went down here.
713
00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:37,699
Let me see, okay, who's here?
714
00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,092
TORI:
What? Look at that.
715
00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:41,137
I can't even pay my bills,
716
00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:44,445
and yet that show is still
cashing in on our faces.
717
00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:46,142
-Hi.
-I don't understand.
718
00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:47,491
I mean,
your dad produced the show.
719
00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:49,972
How did, how did you not
get any money?
720
00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:52,714
-Welcome to my life.
-[laughs]
721
00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:53,976
[dog barks]
722
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,848
TORI:
Okay.
723
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:58,546
Now I'm on a dog.
724
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:03,072
BRIAN:
Where are you going?
725
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:05,422
Hold on! Wait! Wait!
726
00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:07,729
That's my face!
727
00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:09,383
I want compensation.
728
00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:12,734
I'll sue you!
And your little dog, too.
729
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,780
[groans]
Forget it.
730
00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:19,436
Jen! Ian!
731
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,221
Jen!
732
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,878
That's my dress.
That's my dress!
733
00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:29,272
Hey, you guys!
Jen, Jen, it's my dress!
734
00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:31,666
Come on! Come on!
735
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,276
[giggles, gasps]
736
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,669
[grunts]
737
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:35,844
No.
738
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,411
[grunts]
739
00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:39,152
-Tori.
-What are you doing?
740
00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:42,372
Are you all gonna stand there?
Why aren't you helping me?
741
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:44,157
Well, you seem a little crazy
right now, Tor.
742
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,768
'Cause this, this is my dress.
743
00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:49,728
And you, Bri,
why aren't you helping me?
744
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:52,600
I helped you earlier
when you were nervous.
745
00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:54,907
-And you popped my cherry.
-JENNIE: Okay...
-IAN: Oh, boy.
746
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,778
TORI:
Settle down, it was only
747
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:58,737
-on a TV show.
-[Jason sighs]
748
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,739
And you, Calendar Girl.
749
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,784
I told my dad to cast you.
750
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:05,482
If it wasn't for me,
you'd be tapping maple syrup
751
00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:07,876
-and chasing mooses.
-JENNIE: All right, let's go.
752
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,139
-So you guys get
your asses over here.
-All right, all right.
753
00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:12,185
-Come on! Oh, hi.
-All right, stop screaming.
-Tori...
754
00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:14,883
Excuse me, can you take this?
Can you go live? Thank you.
755
00:29:14,927 --> 00:29:17,016
-This is locked.
-[grunts]
756
00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:19,758
[laughter]
757
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,369
Would you...
758
00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:24,763
fulfill a teenage fantasy
of mine?
759
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,765
[stammers]
760
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:28,767
That depends.
761
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:31,334
["The Sign" by Ace of Base
playing]
762
00:29:31,378 --> 00:29:33,162
[singer vocalizing]
763
00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:34,598
TORI:
Help!
764
00:29:34,642 --> 00:29:36,252
Tori, this is locked.
You're not getting in there.
765
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,384
You'd have to break it.
766
00:29:37,427 --> 00:29:39,734
-Guys, guys.
-IAN: Oh.
-Oh.
767
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,649
-No, I was kidding...
-No, no, no, no, no, no.
-Stand back.
768
00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,129
-Tori, Tori, I was kidding.
I was kidding!
-No, no, no, no.
769
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:45,087
-[screaming]
-Oh...!
770
00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:46,828
-[alarm sounding]
-Did you get that?
771
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,308
-Are you crazy?
-God.
772
00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:51,093
-[laughs]
-Oh, hey, uh...
773
00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:52,355
I have to go.
774
00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:54,880
I left the,
I left the kids unsupervised.
775
00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:56,359
-[chuckles]
-Okay.
776
00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:58,361
Just know it's never too late.
777
00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:01,234
♪ To get into the light
where you belong...♪
778
00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:02,975
-Unzip it.
-I can't get it off!
779
00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:04,193
GABRIELLE:
What is going on here?
780
00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:05,629
I can't take you anywhere!
781
00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:07,066
-What is happening?
-Oh, boy, here comes security.
782
00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:08,458
-Stop right there!
-JENNIE: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
783
00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:09,459
Time to go, people.
784
00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:11,679
Ooh, that was oddly satisfying.
785
00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:12,898
I lost my wallet.
I lost my wallet.
786
00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:14,464
SECURITY:
Miss, you can't take that!
787
00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:15,901
It doesn't seem very smart
788
00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:18,904
for me to leave my wallet
at a crime scene.
789
00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:21,602
Ma'am, return that right away.
790
00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:23,125
And it is her dress.
791
00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:24,170
[whoops]
792
00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:25,214
Come on, come on.
793
00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:26,912
-[shouts]
-Do you know her?
794
00:30:26,955 --> 00:30:29,044
Sir. Sir...
795
00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:30,176
TORI:
Jen!
796
00:30:30,219 --> 00:30:31,177
What?
797
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,744
Oh, Lord, she put it on.
798
00:30:33,788 --> 00:30:34,745
IAN:
Too small in here
for that thing.
799
00:30:34,789 --> 00:30:36,182
Look at me now, bitches.
800
00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:37,792
-[laughter]
-Look, you guys.
801
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,098
-Oh, yeah.
-Can you believe this?
802
00:30:39,141 --> 00:30:41,622
-No, can't believe it.
-I know.
803
00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:43,406
I'm the same exact dress size
I was in high school.
804
00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:45,104
-Thanks to Spanx.
-Three pairs.
805
00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:46,583
-But I got 'em up.
-Nice work.
806
00:30:46,627 --> 00:30:49,064
You guys, I know
I'm a little tipsy-- shut up,
807
00:30:49,108 --> 00:30:51,588
-don't say a word.
-Okay, you spit in my eye.
808
00:30:51,632 --> 00:30:53,503
This is not
the alcohol speaking.
809
00:30:53,547 --> 00:30:55,418
I just want you to know I forgot
810
00:30:55,462 --> 00:30:57,638
how much I love
all of us together.
811
00:30:57,681 --> 00:30:59,335
That was fun, wasn't it?
812
00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:01,860
-That was fun, right?
-It was fun.
-So much fun.
813
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,339
-It was so much fun.
-So much fun.
814
00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:04,950
-And I got our dress back.
-Come on.
815
00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:07,213
Uh, that's not ourdress.
816
00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:11,086
Yeah, it is.
This dress belongs to all of us.
817
00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:13,480
Because this symbolizes
everything
818
00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:16,091
that we created together.
819
00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:18,137
You...
820
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:21,923
and you and you
821
00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,578
-and you.
-Thanks.
822
00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:26,362
-And you.
-I'm down here, Tor.
823
00:31:26,406 --> 00:31:29,148
-Oh, sorry. And you.
-[laughter]
824
00:31:29,191 --> 00:31:30,627
-Okay.
-Mwah.
825
00:31:30,671 --> 00:31:34,022
And me and Shannen and Luke.
826
00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:40,507
Well, we're not all
gonna be here forever.
827
00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:44,380
But we made something
that will be.
828
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:48,254
-To Luke.
-To Luke.
829
00:31:49,733 --> 00:31:51,518
I love you guys.
830
00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:56,001
Great story.
[chuckles]
831
00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:57,263
I'm gonna use the bathroom.
832
00:31:57,306 --> 00:31:58,873
-Watch that dress.
-[laughs] Sorry.
833
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,353
-[FaceTime ringing]
-This is insane.
834
00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:03,225
-JENNIE: I can't get it off...
-Oh, look, it's Stacey
835
00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:04,661
-FaceTiming Ian.
-Oh, bring it over here.
836
00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:06,098
I want to say hi to her.
837
00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:07,403
JENNIE:
Come on, I can't--
I don't see anything.
838
00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,057
-Hi.
-JASON: Hey, uh, Tori,
839
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:10,319
you have to hit "answer."
840
00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:11,973
-Swipe it. A-Answer.
-Oh, right, right.
841
00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:14,193
-Hey.
-Ooh.
-[Stacey moans]
842
00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:15,934
-[panting, moaning]
-JENNIE: Okay.
843
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:18,240
Oh, my God.
844
00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:20,242
-Oh, my God.
-That's just so wrong.
-I don't want it...
845
00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:21,635
GABRIELLE:
I don't want to see that.
846
00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:22,636
TORI:
Push "mute."
847
00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:24,246
[man moaning]
848
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:27,162
Hey...
849
00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:30,165
-Is that my phone?
-Mm-hmm.
850
00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:31,384
[Stacey moans]
851
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,043
-Z...
-Don't. No, don't.
852
00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:39,479
JASON:
I'm sorry, bud.
853
00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:41,089
-I don't need your pity.
-BRIAN: It's not pity.
854
00:32:41,133 --> 00:32:42,569
We, uh, we feel bad.
855
00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:45,354
Want to feel bad
about something,
856
00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:46,877
feel bad about your nuts.
857
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:48,357
The ones your wife keeps
in her purse.
858
00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:50,011
Oh, come on, you guys,
stop, all right?
859
00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,534
We don't want to say anything
we're gonna regret.
860
00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:53,145
Gabby, why do you always
feel the need to comment
861
00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:54,624
on something
that doesn't concern you?
862
00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,235
-Really? Really, Ian?
-JENNIE: Okay, Ian, Ian, Ian,
863
00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:57,453
-you just need to calm down.
-Is that what you're gonna say?
864
00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:58,802
Oh, Jennie, you're gonna
give me marital advice?
865
00:32:58,846 --> 00:33:00,413
-I don't think so.
-TORI: Oh, my God.
866
00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:03,546
Hey, Ian, I get it, this sucks,
but don't take it out on us.
867
00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:05,026
Oh, you're right, I should just
go punch somebody in the face.
868
00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,201
That's the way to handle it,
right, Jay?
869
00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:08,464
Hey, hey, that was
a workplace dispute.
870
00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:10,249
-These things happen.
-TORI: You guys, stop fighting.
871
00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:11,772
We're all mature adults here.
872
00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,556
Says the woman wearing
a stolen hoop skirt.
873
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,255
Uh, excuse me. I am entitled
to what belongs to me.
874
00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:17,821
I have six mouths to feed.
875
00:33:17,865 --> 00:33:19,736
How could you grow up
with every advantage in life
876
00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:22,304
and still struggle
to support your kids?
877
00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:23,740
It's mind-boggling to me.
878
00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:25,742
Okay, it's not Tor's fault
879
00:33:25,786 --> 00:33:27,570
that she lacks
basic life skills.
880
00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:28,963
I mean, she's not normal.
881
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,965
She can't function
in a normal environment.
882
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,141
It's like letting a zoo animal
out into the wild.
883
00:33:33,185 --> 00:33:34,795
Really?
884
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:37,885
Well, I was sticking up for you.
885
00:33:37,928 --> 00:33:39,278
Well, stop.
886
00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:40,192
PILOT: Please prepare
the cabin for landing.
887
00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:41,236
BRIAN:
Well, now we're landing.
888
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,455
Got to get out of here.
889
00:33:42,498 --> 00:33:43,282
Yeah, we've spent
enough time together.
890
00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:45,588
Yeah, we did.
891
00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:47,068
Enough is enough.
892
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:49,288
Hey, what are those lights
down there? The paparazzi?
893
00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:53,292
Oh, no, that's not paparazzi.
894
00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:56,686
[sirens wailing]
895
00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:03,084
NEWSWOMAN: Breaking news.
The cast of90210
896
00:34:03,128 --> 00:34:04,999
has been arrested for
live-streaming the destruction
897
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,914
of private property
and grand larceny,
898
00:34:06,957 --> 00:34:09,177
and then transporting
the stolen goods
899
00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:10,483
across state lines.
900
00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:15,053
"9021Ohhh Daddy!"
901
00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:19,709
[sighs] Yeah. I, uh,
I have no idea what that is.
902
00:34:19,753 --> 00:34:22,147
-Mm-hmm.
-Mm.
903
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,670
Why, are you mad at me?
904
00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:26,455
I'm mad hot...
905
00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:30,198
for a sexy daddy
that belongs to me.
906
00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,114
[chuckles]
907
00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:35,290
-I love you.
-I love you.
908
00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:41,079
Whoops.
909
00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,558
Oh.
910
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:44,604
[both laugh]
911
00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:49,130
STACEY:
Hey. [laughs]
912
00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:51,698
-My sexy jailbird.
-[scoffs]
913
00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:53,787
[laughs]
I missed you.
914
00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:55,571
Hi, baby.
915
00:34:58,661 --> 00:34:59,880
You okay?
916
00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:01,577
Yeah. Just a long night
of fighting off
917
00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:02,926
the sweetheart of Cellblock C.
918
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,450
[chuckles]
919
00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:05,625
How was your audition?
920
00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:06,887
Oh, great.
921
00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:08,497
But so exhausting.
922
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,499
After that I pretty much
stayed in bed.
923
00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:13,285
Well, hope you had a good time.
924
00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:15,113
♪
925
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:22,946
[sighs]
926
00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:23,947
[Baby Gabrielle cooing]
927
00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:26,994
Oh, yeah.
928
00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:28,561
Well, would you look at that?
929
00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:30,563
Behind bars,
just like her grammy.
930
00:35:30,606 --> 00:35:33,218
[Christopher laughs]
931
00:35:33,261 --> 00:35:37,135
Gab... honey, you okay?
932
00:35:38,962 --> 00:35:40,399
Yeah, I'm fine.
933
00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:42,923
You know, I...
934
00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:46,013
I did something new
this weekend.
935
00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:54,630
I never spent the night
in the clink before. [chuckles]
936
00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:55,805
[laughs]
937
00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,635
CAMILLE:
You guys are everywhere.
938
00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:01,594
This one site
even dubbed you guys
939
00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:05,380
"Ocean's 90210."
Which I can spin.
940
00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:08,166
[sighs]
941
00:36:13,301 --> 00:36:15,303
♪
942
00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:21,353
Hey, uh, Cam.
943
00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:25,270
There's something
I need to tell you.
944
00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:32,494
Well, there's something
I need to tell you, too.
945
00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:37,760
I just-- I think we both know
what the problem is here.
946
00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:39,240
I mean, we have barely been
947
00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:40,894
in the same city
for the last two months.
948
00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:46,421
And I think I have a solution.
949
00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:52,558
I'm pregnant.
950
00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:56,214
You're what?
951
00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,738
-I thought-- I thought...
-I know.
952
00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:01,523
But it happened.
953
00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:03,786
[chuckles]
954
00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:05,788
[both laugh]
955
00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:09,401
Uh... [chuckles]
956
00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:11,794
[child talking indistinctly]
957
00:37:11,838 --> 00:37:13,709
So, what do you, what do you mix
the glitter with?
958
00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:16,190
[phone chiming and buzzing]
959
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,974
GIRL:
Yeah.
960
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:19,976
Now you got to sit down.
961
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:22,762
[kids' chatter continues
indistinctly]
962
00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:34,382
[exhales]
963
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:38,517
[exhales]
964
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,301
[line ringing]
965
00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:41,607
WOMAN [on phone]:
Jeff Gerber's office.
966
00:37:42,651 --> 00:37:44,044
JEFF:
This is Jeff.
967
00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:45,741
Hey, Jeff, it's Brian.
968
00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:48,178
I think I'm ready
to get back to work.
969
00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:51,965
[sighs]
970
00:37:52,008 --> 00:37:53,227
Brian Austin Green.
971
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,315
JEFF:
Brian...
972
00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:56,752
-[giggling]
-Hey, how's it going?
973
00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:59,538
Uh... I know it's been a while.
974
00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:01,975
Sorry.
975
00:38:02,018 --> 00:38:06,588
Uh, yeah, any, uh... any
guest spots that I could do?
976
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,689
[sighs]
Bail is expensive.
977
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,952
Please tell me that you didn't
put it on the credit card.
978
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,521
I love that you think
we still have credit cards.
979
00:38:26,565 --> 00:38:27,609
[chuckles softly]
980
00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:29,132
If I can't convince the network
981
00:38:29,176 --> 00:38:30,873
to not cancel our show...
982
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,179
I don't know what
we're gonna do.
983
00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:34,268
We're gonna figure it out.
984
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:37,706
Right? We always do.
985
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:40,361
Yeah. Wealways do.
986
00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:41,406
CHARLIE:
Look at it...
987
00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,364
[laughing]
988
00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,105
BRENDA [on TV]:
Kelly!
989
00:38:45,148 --> 00:38:47,412
-KELLY: Brenda, hi.
-Hi.
990
00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:48,848
BRENDA:
You remember my brother.
991
00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:50,240
-Nate!
-Yeah.
992
00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:52,068
They're watching 90210.
993
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:54,070
Well, yeah, they wanted to know
what Mommy was doing in Vegas,
994
00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:55,768
so I thought it was better
995
00:38:55,811 --> 00:38:57,422
than telling them
that you were in prison.
996
00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:59,467
-[scoffs]
-They're getting bored,
don't worry.
997
00:38:59,511 --> 00:39:02,383
Look, Mom,
it's you and Aunt Jennie.
998
00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:04,254
Did you know that you were
in a TV show together?
999
00:39:04,298 --> 00:39:06,039
KELLY:
Working on my back.
1000
00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:07,736
I spent all last Saturday
lying on it, so...
1001
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:09,608
Yeah, baby.
1002
00:39:09,651 --> 00:39:11,044
[doorbell rings]
1003
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:20,662
Before you say anything...
1004
00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:23,143
[sighs] I'm sorry.
1005
00:39:23,186 --> 00:39:25,493
I... I was a dick last night.
1006
00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:28,757
I wasn't trying
to be insensitive.
1007
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,501
That's what I love about you.
1008
00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:35,242
You don't have to try.
1009
00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:37,113
[scoffs]
1010
00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:38,680
[laughs]
1011
00:39:38,724 --> 00:39:40,029
I'm sorry.
1012
00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:46,645
Love you.
1013
00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:49,169
I love you, too.
1014
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:52,868
Hey, schmooze.
1015
00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:54,566
-TORI: Say hi to Aunt Jennie.
-Hi.
1016
00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:56,437
-They don't care.
-[laughs]
1017
00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:59,701
Okay. Does this mean
you're gonna help me think
1018
00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:01,094
of some new reality show ideas?
1019
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:05,707
[chuckles] Uh, as your friend,
no, I'm not.
1020
00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:09,755
I don't want you wasting
your time on that crap anymore.
1021
00:40:11,191 --> 00:40:15,064
So... what am I gonna do?
1022
00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:17,893
[indistinct dialogue on TV]
1023
00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:24,683
Tor?
1024
00:40:25,858 --> 00:40:27,207
TORI:
Oh, my God.
1025
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,774
It's right in front of us.
1026
00:40:28,817 --> 00:40:31,646
Like, it's literally--
it's right in front of us.
1027
00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:32,778
Come, get up, get up.
1028
00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:33,779
Come here.
1029
00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:35,084
-What?
-Look.
1030
00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:37,522
Okay, think about all the stuff
1031
00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:40,263
-that went down this weekend.
-Oh, yeah, I did.
1032
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:42,483
And then I ate an edible.
1033
00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:46,226
90210.
1034
00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:48,271
This is the time to do a reboot.
1035
00:40:49,577 --> 00:40:52,058
No. No.
1036
00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:54,495
-Have you lost your mind?
-Maybe.
1037
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:56,628
Wasn't Vegas enough punishment?
1038
00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:58,151
And that was without Shannen.
1039
00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:01,763
Oh.
1040
00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:06,855
♪
1041
00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:08,291
JENNIE:
What is the thing
1042
00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:09,510
that that guy said?
1043
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,512
You can't go home again.
1044
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:13,862
-What guy?
-I don't know, some guy.
1045
00:41:13,906 --> 00:41:16,909
I only went to fake high school.
1046
00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:19,477
But maybe you can.
1047
00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:24,656
Maybe going back
is just what we all need
1048
00:41:24,699 --> 00:41:27,485
to move forward.
1049
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,101
[sighs]
1050
00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:36,494
-Say hello.
-Oh, really?
1051
00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:38,408
I-I-I'll tell him that.
1052
00:41:38,452 --> 00:41:41,847
-We're so young.
-Hmm.
1053
00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:43,892
♪
1054
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:54,599
Welcome to paradise, man.
1055
00:41:54,642 --> 00:41:56,514
Mm.
1056
00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,473
Welcome to your dream
come true.
1057
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,519
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