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(Transcrito por TurboScribe.ai. Atualize para Ilimitado para remover esta mensagem.) Pip, come on.

Pip, what are you doing? You've been needy.

Have you got some babies in here?

Eh?

What's going on here then?

I thought they were supposed to have eight teats.

She's only got seven.

She's only got seven teats.

One, two, three, four.

She's missing one here.

That's your pair back there.

There's another pair.

Three, four, five, six.

I bet there'd be another one.

Yeah, yeah, she's seven.

There's not one there.

Ooh, Pip, whoa.

The hottest summer on record rolls on

in our little corner of West Sussex.

Wow, look at it. Lovely.

Come, Pip. Come on.

Pip is piling on the pounds

and me carefully planned schedule

is about to go to the docks.

Come, Pip.

It's dangerous here, isn't it?

She just follows me around.

She's very slow.

She's going to pop any minute.

She's going to give birth any minute, I think.

We're getting, we're getting closer and closer.

Good, the bad and the ugly.

It's okay. It's okay.

Pip's just got to the stage now.

She can't jump up.

I picked her up yesterday

and she had a bit of a squeak, a bit of a pain

and she's got a little bit of milk coming up.

It's all going to be exciting.

All right, I'm going to take her.

All right. You all right?

Yeah, well, she's panting and stuff.

Pip is full of puppy.

She's hiding in corners and trembling,

which is making me think that the time is upon us

and it's imminent.

This is all my stuff that I have been purchasing.

I've literally just gone mad.

There's syringes, there's gloves, there's milk.

Disinfectant wipes.

Scales. You need scales.

Puppy pad, heating pad, gloves.

Thermometer.

There's so much to take in.

Emma will not leave a stone unturned

leading up to this birth.

She will Google the shit out of it.

Pip's my baby, so just in case anything was to go wrong,

it's better to be prepared.

Clock ticking on the puppy chaos to come,

I need Pip stress-free and well-rested.

But that doesn't mean everyone else can down tools.

See you in a bit, love.

All right. Come in here.

Yeah.

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.

I've been filming the gentlemen this morning in London.

I've just got back. It's 12 o'clock and here we go again.

This is a normal day at the ranch.

Chaos.

Right, let's go and have a look what we've got, then.

What's that? A nine-tonner?

Yeah. That's what we need, mate.

What did I say to you four years ago?

Why don't you buy yourself a digger?

Because when you finish with it, you can sell it.

I don't need a digger.

Hold on. You just said, didn't I buy a digger?

I didn't mean it yet. Where is that now?

In the shitter.

Those diggers will be rolling down to the lake house soon enough.

With the manor well into the second fix,

all the details trapped inside my head are becoming a reality.

What is this, the utility?

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't fuck around.

Nice.

I walked around here yesterday and some of the stuff we've done,

you pinch yourself and you go,

it's quite incredible that I'm leaving this legacy in my wake,

my rocket wake.

The double rails in the new wardrobe, are they oak?

No.

What did we have to wait two weeks for, for that shit?

You could have got them off the shelf.

B&Q would have sold them.

Absolutely magnificent.

Everything else all right, Dan?

Yeah.

Nice.

There is a grant today. Let's just put them on.

Credit where credit's due,

my success this summer has been a team effort.

I'm absolutely over the moon at the team we've built.

Patty, you've got Glenn, you know,

you've got all the boys up there, the Carpenters.

You know, James is doing a great job getting it all going for me.

Vinny? What?

Where are you?

This is the same team as I want for the lake house.

Who's calling me?

Are you upstairs?

I just showed them where them rails were.

All right, yeah.

I don't want to lose any of the trades.

If they go on another job, I might lose them for three months.

And that'll be a nightmare, because I want to keep this team.

Oh, don't say that.

My crackerjack builders aren't the only ones I need to keep close.

I'd be lost without me groundsman, Mick,

keeping an eye out.

Oh.

Right, Mick?

Yeah.

Yeah, I've got a blow from the council down here.

And no one has lived here since the last I moved here.

It's not being used as a business.

It's not being used as anything. It's derelict.

We haven't got the planning through yet.

The previous owner may have passed.

But her old businesses still haunt me.

Yeah, but she stopped that two or three years ago.

Normal thing. Everything goes smoothly for a couple of months.

One of the locals has run the council.

So now I've got somebody snooping round there saying,

where's the caravan business?

I've got her housekeeper here with me now, Mick.

How long ago did the camping site go?

Before she died. She hadn't done it for a couple of years before that.

So about four years it hasn't been a business.

Oh, that stopped a long time before the camping even.

No, that's about six years ago.

Yeah, easy.

The fly fishing about six years ago.

And the sign we took down out the front, Mick?

Yeah.

All you had to do was call us.

Didn't have to send someone out.

Taxpayers' money, sending someone all the way out

to check on what we're doing.

Cheers.

So there you go.

So down at the lake house, somebody has rung the council

saying we're using it as a business.

We're camping and we've got a fishing business down there.

I don't blame the council.

I blame these people for keep trying to stop it.

They won't stop it.

They'll just cost me a load of money and a load of time.

And it's not fair on this beautiful grade two listed building.

See, I'm still dealing with stuff that I brought.

And Mandy was the housekeeper there and the chef.

Yeah, 15 years.

15 years you did, didn't you, with Celeste?

Yeah.

And then I started coming round, didn't I, Mandy?

Oh yeah, come on.

Should we carry on with what we're looking at?

Right, OK.

All I'm trying to do is build a legacy here

and put 100 years on these properties.

But all I seem to be getting is 100 years of paperwork right now

and 100 years of roadblocks.

I am doing everything by the book.

Just ring me, we'll be transparent and I'll tell you the truth.

And by the way, the thousands and tens of thousands of pounds

that I spend down there doing the planning

would show them I'm doing it all right.

Yeah, they've only got to look that up, haven't they?

Locals out to upset my apple cart

when Pip's due any minute, I do not need.

If the lake house doesn't get the green light soon,

there's a risk James and Glenn won't have a building to work on.

The slowness of the planning and the consent

is all against us right now

and it's deteriorating very, very quickly.

Flooding and lack of footings

has given subsidence a chance to settle

in my 200-year-old cottage.

One more winter, we'll finish this place, I think.

So I've got to get in there and sustain it.

What we need to do is roll you lot over that hill into here.

We don't want to lose anyone, obviously, that's the plan.

We're getting loads of problems here.

It's all splitting, falling down.

I don't know how much we're allowed to do.

Have you had a look at the crack?

It's terrible. Blimey.

This is just getting worse and worse,

so we need to do something with it.

So there'll be a series of underpinning going through here.

We've got the detail from the engineer.

We've got the crack in the back of the lake house

getting bigger and bigger.

It was built on mud.

There's no footings in there in the back.

We need to get Glenn in there,

underpin that, make everything safe,

then I can get the scaffolding up,

then I can get that roof off.

That would take a bit of pressure off it, wouldn't it?

Yeah. Well, we'll want to do that anyway

before the horrible weather, winter comes.

The ridges have gone off the top there, Sweeney, look.

Yeah, the roof needs loads of attention.

This is what we're screaming at them for.

Every month that is getting worse.

The biggest thing that hammers you is the weather.

I've got winter coming.

I've got rain, I've got snow,

I've got frost, I've got ice.

It's going to demolish that place

and round there is just a shit show.

There's electrical wires and there's cesspit tanks.

It's really bad.

The septic tank round there, they never emptied it.

You should see it.

It's like a jungle round there because of the shit.

So everything was growing like nuts.

If anybody from the council knew really

what they were talking about,

they'd say, lads, crack on.

That's kind of where it should be.

Well, I'm hoping as soon as we get a decision,

that is where it's going to be

and they'll just let us.

So let's just get this done.

He's brought to tears over the planning.

So I need the lake house to get going now

before it falls to the ground.

Most of our stuff here is going to be

get Glen down here in front of everybody,

get a lovely start.

You know what I mean?

Do you need to look inside or not?

It breaks my heart going inside.

There ain't a lot we can do, mate.

There ain't a lot you can do inside, is there, at the moment.

I like coming up here. It's good.

At the manor house...

Take this off, Al, and paint all that, yeah?

Even though the lads are smashing it...

Why have you got a bit of wire around your belt, you villain?

To show you're a sparky?

For once, it's not my schedule everyone's working to.

Pip, come on. Pip.

Stop being... Come on.

She's, like, blanking me.

Mummy, come on.

Oh, she's going in her little bed. That's all right.

There's Pip's first litter.

Is she nervous? I'm nervous.

She's looking to me for guidance, for help.

She doesn't know. I don't know.

There'll be a lot of stress on Pip and on Emma.

And, yeah, anxiety will be flying high.

There's always a risk involved,

but you can't build a family without taking one.

Come on, Emma.

I've told Emma from the start,

taking on the puppies will not be easy.

Look at those beautiful babies.

It's like me down at that lake house.

There's no half measures,

don't matter how scary it can be.

You know, if you don't take the risk, you're not going to get the reward.

What are we doing... Come on, Pip.

...about Pippy?

Because the birth is imminent.

For you and her, it's the first time.

So I really need to be here for that. I can do it.

I've got the plates up in the air at the moment.

Look, can't you see them, hun?

Yeah. With the other 20.

All right? All right.

Get that mixer going, boys.

Until Pip gives us the nod,

all we can do is keep calm and carry on.

And I've got a long list to get squared away sharpish.

So it's time to give big jobs like my log cabin a boost.

What have we got on the menu today?

Or Wobbly will still be here come winter.

Watch this.

It's like a trampoline.

Yeah.

So we need to... You're going to like this.

We need to do some digging.

No.

So then what I'll do is I can then put some posts in there.

How deep?

Six foot.

Turn it in, will you?

No, what are they saying?

We've only got to go down two, three foot, mate. Not far.

So what I'm going to do is put a post in here,

get it level, then screw it.

And it'll stop that movement.

The log cabin will bring new purpose to this corner of the woods.

I'm going to have a raspberry quickly.

It's made me realise I've let some other personal projects slide lately.

Like my lakeside jetty and luxury beach.

I drive past it every day.

And at the moment it is a dumping ground for the geese.

They are shitting all over it.

It's lovely down here.

This is such a special spot.

The time spent last summer with Shauna and the grandchildren was magical.

So I've hatched a plan to give the whole area the makeover it deserves.

Wobbly doesn't know right now that I've got another little project going on,

which is another little cabin.

And we'll see how long his cabin takes and how long my cabin takes.

And I guarantee my days will be his weeks.

Mark my words.

Well smart, isn't it?

So I've just put the foundation down.

It doesn't require planning or anything.

You can sit your shed or your log cabin on top as long as you move it each year.

Happy days.

So last year we built memories together.

We built the jetty and we'll treasure them memories for the rest of our lives.

The grandchildren will.

We'll build off that.

I want them to cherish the outdoors, the great outdoors.

Tree climbing and ropes and water and fishing and all that.

I'm building all these things but I get the memories as well.

There'll be a door here.

They'll build this up, put the floor in.

Put it here so we can get the boats in and all that.

Yeah, pretty smart.

Cut the beds for the grandchildren at that end.

Put a nice table in there.

Get the barbecue.

It's fucking here lovely.

Grandchildren get warm staying here.

What a spot, eh?

Absolutely lovely.

Cowboys and Indians and shooting out the windows and sleepovers and mates in there and all the rest of it.

Sleeping bags.

It's kind of a distant memory of my childhood which I want to create for them.

I've got to hand it to the lads who've got me this far.

It's the teamwork that makes it all possible.

You're not a digger then, Grant?

No.

What do you mean no?

No, I'm not a digger. I've done it before and I trapped a nerve.

Couldn't walk for a week.

Well, let's have a go. Don't be such a defeatist.

I'm not a defeatist. Have you seen how hard the ground is?

I know, I know.

I'm not cut out for this, do you know that?

It's a young man's game. He knows that as well.

Bob, you're a bit slow at that. Do you want me to have a go?

No, you've got your go in a minute. Don't worry. Let me get this out.

If it keeps coming out in that size, it'll be all right.

Yeah, but it won't, I can assure you.

That's where it gets solid.

Is this when I come in?

In a minute.

All right. Clear that out. Open it up. That's it.

Would it not be easier if I got my hands and knees and pulled it out?

It might do. It's up to you.

Oh, look at that. Like a digger, isn't he?

This is more comfortable than me working laying down.

You like laying down on the job, do you?

I was saying this morning I was going to send him to the hospital for an x-ray.

See if he's got a day's work in him.

But he worked too amused.

This is my obra for the day, look.

He's like a beetle upside down.

I'm a beetle upside down. I can't get up.

I'm hoping Colesy can push Wobbly's cabin forward.

I need jobs round here wrapped up rapido so I can move on to the lake house.

Only right now, crumbling bricks and mortar aren't the only things in danger of collapsing.

How you doing, mate?

All dead, aren't they? All the ash.

It's all rotten inside, isn't it?

Yeah, they're all bones.

All of them?

Why don't you cut that horrible one down and I'll come and pick you up, alright?

Yeah, no worries.

Crack on, boy. Get him down!

This summer, ash dieback, a fungal disease, has taken hold.

Starving my ash of water from the inside out.

You can see how this has all rotted, all these.

What I'm trying to do is get all this dead ash out of the place

because if that goes over on some old lady walking her dog, I'm responsible.

There it goes.

So this is what happens. They rot from the middle. This is the disease, look.

Watch out, boys.

Okay.

There's trees coming down everywhere.

So look, it rots from the inside out, right up, and then over they go.

So, the trouble is, what we've got, especially down the lake house, we've got them all down the footpaths.

So it's our problem, basically, to clear them up.

It's a shame, but they're going to go over.

And what they do, the damage they do, they've got so much power, the damage is unbelievable.

So I'll get the machine down there, I'll take these ash trees out,

and I bet you, any money you like, there'll be a complaint to the council, what I'm doing.

So I'm waiting for that phone call now.

All I can do is keep the paths clear and the nosy neighbours happy.

And maybe then, the council will finally see all the effort I'm putting in around here,

trying to build something to last.

How deep's it got to go, Wob, seriously?

We can go about another 12 inches.

For the land and the community of lads I've got working here.

I shouldn't be digging holes. I've done it purely and utterly to help you out, Wob.

Have you? Yes, that's the only reason.

Your other job, you could have been sitting in a car, driving around.

Yep, that's correct.

Instead you chose to lie on a field with me, digging a hole.

Something's drastically gone wrong. Me volunteering for this.

Colesley's having a right sweat up. He hasn't done any manual work for years.

That ain't a bad hole, as it goes, is it? And we're not concreting that?

No, we're not allowed.

I don't think the building game's for Colesley, if I'm being honest.

Do you want a raspberry? No.

I really, really hope he finds himself a little niche down here and he can find what he's good at.

I think he's going to take quite a while to find it.

Here we go, let's see what's going on.

Colesley's got his hands on his hips, just as I expected.

He's been lying down all morning.

I said, I bet you 50 quid Colesley's got his hands on his hips watching.

How can I run an empire like this?

Exactly, you know what I mean?

Why didn't you put one of them in there? You know the full length ones. Couldn't we run one underneath?

It would be nigh on impossible to get the levels and get it right.

Let me put three along there and then I'll try and wedge them underneath all this pit here.

If you get underneath there, instead of you pulling it, you can do that, yeah?

How's he shaping up, Wobbs?

If you like raspberries, he's all right, because that's all he does all day is eat raspberries.

He's eating well, mate, eating well.

You look like you're eating well, Graham. You look like you're eating a lot better than the rest of us, mate.

I want a field show and not a field fucking bouncy castle.

If you let me do it my way.

I don't want no concrete, do what you want.

As Marlon Brando said, I get paid to wait, not work.

I know, I've seen you on the cameras, Wobbly.

Oi, it's a fucking feature film.

Oi, you won't get that one, son.

Right, now we do it my way.

He actually does nothing.

Have you just worked that out?

He points his finger all the time.

He's got no ambition, he's nothing.

The only thing he does is pay everyone.

Trust me, this roller coaster of mine doesn't move without some gentle persuasion.

And down by the lakeside, my hired-in cabin crew have been flying solo.

Sits in there lovely though, doesn't it?

Morning, boys.

Looking smart, that, isn't it?

Get in there, mate.

You don't muck about, you boys.

That's the door.

This is the door, is it?

Yes.

You like it, I hope.

I've got no fucking choice, am I, mate?

You built it for yourself, didn't you?

I did, I did.

Smart, isn't it?

I'll get the first round tonight.

There you go.

You boys all right?

There you go, whisky on me.

Thank you very much.

I really look smart, I'm really pleased with it.

Because this is how I roll.

This is my crew.

You've got it all to live up to, my old son.

From the manor house...

Look at that, see our roofers there?

Now you see them, now you don't, them buggers.

...to the woods.

I've got me lads out on the rocket.

But back at mission control...

You're not being told off, you're a good girl, all right?

It's just to help you.

With Pip's due date looming...

Yeah.

...I've pulled Cosy off the cabin to help with puppy watch.

Cosy?

Hello, Emma, you all right?

Come on, what's coming after this?

I can tell something's coming.

It's puppies.

That's quite a lot, you know, I'm a bit...

If you need a hand with the pups, cos I've got experience...

You've got experience.

You know, you've got to expect the unexpected with pups.

First litter as well, so you sort of let her get on with it

and then just keep an eye on her, you might have to help her now and again.

We can help each other.

Yeah, teamwork.

Cosy's motto, get the T-shirt.

Together we shall achieve.

It's a lot of stuff.

Did they tell you to get some farting pills to make her blow out all the wind?

What?

Are you joking?

Oh, bless you.

See you later.

It's going to be a long week, this.

When Pip's time comes, we'll all be there.

Lucky for me, I've always got my groundsman met by my side

to take over when things get lively.

Where is your list?

I need to have a look at your list.

It's in my head.

In your head?

That ain't no good.

You can't, there's too much to do, mate.

We've got to sit down and write a list, all right?

Oh, that looks well smart.

Sign it off and we're done.

You done?

Well, that was good timing, wasn't it?

Keys are in the door.

No red ribbon or nothing, lads.

Look at that.

Very smart.

Very, very smart.

Great job, lads.

I must say, the workmanship is brilliant.

There's the old light that Emma wanted.

That's the bee's knees, isn't it?

Lots of grandchildren swimming out there, look.

It's more coming like a conservation, outdoor activity area.

It's the wildlife, it's the fishing, it's everything.

It's every part of the great outdoors.

The great British outdoors.

That's what I'm trying to create here.

And we're getting there, you know?

Thank you very much.

Well done, boys.

Two days, well, day and a half.

There we go, the circus is out of town.

See you, lads.

Love young blokes like that getting stuck in.

Proper grafters, Mick, eh?

I've got plenty of work for blokes like that.

That's another task completed.

On to the next one.

One cabin down, one to go.

With Colesy moved off the job,

Wobbly's had to call in a new wingman to learn the ropes.

This is what they call a jerf hulking.

Got her yesterday, so it's her first day at work.

Not the sort of thing everybody brings to work

during the course of a day, is it?

This takes a bit of pressure off me in the evening, see,

because obviously when I'm working somewhere else with them,

you're doing a day's work and you're rushing home

to try and train them and get them going,

but working here, I can kind of work it into my day.

But don't tell Vincent that, will you, whatever you do.

I'm doing it on my lunch break, all right?

I don't want him to think I'm slacking.

Over the years, he's been a great help to me.

I think he realised that I was in a pretty bad place.

He got me through a very difficult stage of my life,

because there were times when he didn't have any work,

but he found stuff for me to do.

Keeping me busy, keeping me working, keeping me going,

and I'm grateful for that.

In a way, I'm trying to pay back how good he was to me.

So it runs, for me, I guess it runs just a little bit deeper

than just working here, really.

She's only nine weeks old, so she's still a baby.

She's very, very playful.

Yeah, hopefully we can, the next three or four weeks,

get her flying free.

All I need to do, really, is teach her that I'm her mother,

I'm her food source.

Once they know that we are the food source,

we then start to fly them free, build up their muscles,

and then we take it from there.

They'll either end up in Scotland, let it just fly away,

or it'll come back, we don't know.

Hopefully, Wobbly will build his muscles up on my cabin base,

after his lunch hour, of course.

But he's got the right idea,

when you're surrounded by wildlife,

you can hardly call it work.

It's nice to come and have a little trot round.

You look in the top of the trees sometimes,

you see all your songbirds and everything,

all up there, all bobbing around.

Our songbirds are doing good,

because we bring the dinner to them.

So what I've got here, look, this is late stuff, look.

We only put this in about two weeks ago.

There's all different mixtures in there,

there's kale, there's sorghum,

there's loads of different stuff in there

that will get all the insects

and keep everything going through the winter.

And this is why the wildlife,

especially down here in West Sussex,

is thriving.

What's on the menu, Wobbs?

Little day-old chicks.

I'm trying to get her to jump to me,

the first stage of the training.

See, she's a bit nervous.

She's never done it yet.

So I want her to jump off that one to me.

It's the first stage of recalling her to me.

But she hasn't got the confidence yet.

Come on, there you are.

So that's the first stage of the training, right?

So then what we'll do, we'll gradually progress that

and get further and further away.

So that's the furthest she's ever come for her food

at this moment in time.

They learn more by repetition.

You know, if you want a certain action,