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Smoke this real quick.
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Here, you want to hit this?
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There's nothing left.
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There's still a little.
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Here.
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You didn't bring any more?
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You said you were bringing it.
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I didn't bring any. You were supposed to.
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Dude, who goes to a haunted house without weed, man?
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Hold on, let me just hit this real quick.
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Get in there and get outta there.
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Alright, give me your flashlight, man.
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Dude, this place is super creepy.
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More like super dumb.
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Dude, watch your step, man.
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Look, look.
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Disgusting toilet.
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Oh, spiders.
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Look at it.
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This place sucks, dude.
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Oh, man.
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This is embarrassing.
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This is an old house, though.
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Look, look.
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"No, exit."
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Way to be original.
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What does that mean?
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Some hack shit.
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Look at all this stuff.
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It's super old.
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This place is not even scary.
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Fuck it.
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Yo, check out this room back here, man.
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Oh, check it.
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Look, get the "666."
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Mmm numbers, great.
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There's a pentagram on the ground, too.
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"Death to all."
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♪ I don't take no drugs... ♪
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♪ I don't need no drugs... ♪
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♪ I don't take no drugs... ♪
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♪ I don't need no drugs... ♪
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Isn't this your dad's car?
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He doesn't care if you hotbox the whole thing?
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-"Hotbox." -What?
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Can't believe we're actually graduating.
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I can't believe YOU'RE actually graduating.
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Seriously, right?
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With all the crazy stuff we've been through together.
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You were the first person I saw in braces.
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It was a grill.
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I remember wanting them so bad.
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I remember being jealous of your perfect smile.
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Now we have one last summer 'til real life starts.
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Real life?
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You got into a division one school
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on an academic scholarship.
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I'll be working my ass off on the pole,
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trying to put my way through college.
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I need to do something exciting.
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One last crazy adventure...
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something we'll remember forever.
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Yeah well, the boys' idea of something exciting
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is sitting around smoking pot.
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If I wanted to do that, I could just stay in my dad's car.
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Who's that?
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Drew.
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Ooh, your little boyfriend?
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Not even, okay?
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Don't start with that.
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We're just friends.
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You're more than "just friends."
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Yeah, he's one of my best friends.
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Best friends who sleep together?
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Ew! We were six.
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It was a nap.
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Friends who embrace?
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Yeah, I hug him when I say hello.
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I hug everyone. I'm a hugger.
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What'd he say?
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Asking, "Where we at?"
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Hold the blunt. Gimme your phone.
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Becca! What the f...
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What did you write?
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Nothing.
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Becca, what did you write?
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Who's that, the bitches?
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Yes, Truggers, it's "the bitches."
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And what did they say?
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Nothing.
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-She just wants me... -Okay.
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Bro, you're so lame.
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What are you writing? Just give me my phone, please.
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Dude, you'll be thanking me later
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when you're finally banging this girl.
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Okay, I'm never gonna be thanking you, first of all,
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and we're never gonna be banging.
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She doesn't like me like that.
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Ooh... friend zone.
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Gimme that.
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This isn't even clever. It's just stupid.
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Lucky, it's pretty brilliant, no?
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It's brilliant.
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Yeah, it's so brilliant that they're for sure not coming now.
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Like you're an idiot.
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Trust me bro, tonight's the night.
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Did you get the beers?
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Bro, I got wine coolers.
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Wine coolers? Are those even still a thing?
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Dude, shut up, man.
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It's the only thing my step dad had.
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Don't ask any questions.
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Wine coolers?
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Yo, okay guys, you know who likes wine coolers?
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Your step dad?
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Chicks do. Chicks like wine coolers.
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Chicks and your step dad.
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Dude, shut up, man. Chicks love wine coolers, man.
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It's makes them horny.
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Look it up in the Bible. It's right there.
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If we stick to this plan,
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this night could be so good
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Lucky can even get lucky for once.
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I've had sex before.
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Oh, he means that time
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on the cruise in Jamaica with his family.
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-I remember... -I thought it was in Mexico.
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I don't care if you guys don't believe me.
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I've had more sex than both of you guys combined.
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I know, like, every single position.
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Mhm... Bro, are you texting them?
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Come on, don't say anything stupid, please.
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Give me my phone back.
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Becca, no...
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Stop. Just shut up. It's just a joke.
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Great.
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Now he thinks I want to sleep with him.
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-Well, you do. -I don't know what I want.
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But you pretending to be me
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and relaying the fact that I...
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"am ready to feel all of it, big boy"
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is not helping my situation.
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I think it is.
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Great, my phone died. Hope he got my text.
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First death of the night.
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Come on, dude, pick a card. I'm gonna totally guess it.
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Come on, man. This trick is amazing.
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Guys...
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They'll be here in five minutes.
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Yeah.
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Game face, boys.
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This is the night! This is the night!
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Stick to my plan. Here we go.
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Truggers better bring his A game tonight.
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Seriously, though, we gotta be quiet going to the man cave.
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"Man cave?" It's a shed.
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He calls it a man cave.
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It's actually kind of cute.
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Yeah... adorable.
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We gotta make sure we don't wake up his crazy step dad.
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Okay, hopefully this isn't gonna be awkward now.
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It's just Drew and Truggers, right?
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And Lucky.
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Lucky?
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Gross.
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PORN ACTRESS: Oh, God, there! Yes! Yes!
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, God, yes!
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Wow, Truggers can't wait five minutes.
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You really have him whipped, huh?
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-It's Zoe. -What?
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No, Becca! I told you not to invite her.
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Come on, just give her a break.
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She's really not the slut everyone thinks she is.
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So what if she slept with a football player?
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She slept with the whole team.
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-The whole team? -Yeah, even Lorne Weinberg.
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Coach Lorne?
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Ew, no! His gross son, the mascot.
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That was just a hand job. And so what?
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At least she isn't afraid to live a little.
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Fine, I won't invite her.
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Thank you.
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You know you're the bestest most best
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understanding BFF in the whole world.
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Shh!
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Ow!
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-Wine cooler? -Hey, Truggers.
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-Hey. -Hey.
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Hey, babe.
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Look at the two love birds.
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So cute!
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Eh, she's a hugger.
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Well, get a few of these in you
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and you can graduate to kissing.
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Why don't you two just focus on your disgusting habit
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of each other and leave the normal people alone.
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Honestly dude, again?
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What?
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You're humping my shit again, Lucky.
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-No, I'm not! -Dude, you totally are!
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Are you watching porn?
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No, way.
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Wow!
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Well, technically, it's not porn.
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See?
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You guys are so cruel, so quick to judge.
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We're just judging that not-so-massive boner
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in your pants there, brah.
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Ha ha.
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Here, let's get you out of the way...
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Hey, have you guys seen this video?
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Nah, which one?
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Check this out.
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Come on!
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Go, go, hit him! Get him. Get him!
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Come on!
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Fight him! Just go!
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Oh, my gosh, you guys are supposed to...
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Ooh!
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Dude, did you see the one where the guy gets hit
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in the nuts with a baseball bat?
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Amazing.
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Wait, what's the title?
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It's right there, man. Come on.
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... recording?
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A dare's a dare bro.
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A dare's a dare bro. Are you ready?
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A dare's a dare, bro.
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Home run swing! A dare's a dare!
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Oh!
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That was amazing.
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Have you guys seen "Three girls, one pale?"
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Throw it on. Let's go.
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Is this all we have going tonight?
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'Cause we're gonna get real bored real quick
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if you plan on keeping us in this smoke dungeon.
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What's that video?
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Whoa.
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"Real haunted house?"
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Sick.
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Dude, this place is super creepy.
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More like super dumb.
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Dude, watch your step, man.
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Look, look.
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Disgusting toilet.
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Holy shit, hold on.
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I know that voice. Hit the pause button.
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It's an old house, though.
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Yeah, that's Howard. Oh, my God.
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Who's Howard?
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Howard Greenfeld.
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His mom used to go to school with my mom.
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This is crazy.
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Why is it crazy?
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'Cause Howard's dead.
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-Dude... -How?
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That's the thing, nobody knows.
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Last thing I heard is that he went to some abandoned house
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or some shit and there was an accident.
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-Spirits. -Huh?
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Howard Greenfeld... thermer High?
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He went to that Kirby Road house and no one ever saw him again.
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He died.
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From what, a slip and fall accident?
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Have you never heard of Kirby Road?
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Lucky, jump on it, bro.
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Yup, I'm already two steps ahead of you.
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Okay the headline says, "Kirby Road haunted house."
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Okay, that's good enough.
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Confirmation for me. Case closed.
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Give me this man, come on.
273
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Okay, back in '71,
274
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the Wisefeld family owned the house on Kirby Road.
275
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Mrs. Wisefeld, who was in her 30's,
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was said to be having an affair with a younger man.
277
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Husband comes home around 9 PM
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to find his wife having sex
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while their two children were playing downstairs.
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The sight of seeing his wife with another man
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filled him with so much rage
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they say his eyes turned fiery red.
283
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And then...
284
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And then?
285
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And then he goes up to the master bedroom,
286
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boom, kills the cheating wife,
287
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,380
boom, kills the lover,
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boom, boom kills both the kids,
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goes up to the bathroom,
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can't stand the sight of himself in the mirror,
291
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so he hangs himself.
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Boom.
293
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Apparently the house has been for sale for more than 40 years.
294
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Nobody wants it.
295
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,051
Oh, sounds like a fixer.
296
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,358
Sounds like that's what we're doin' tonight.
297
00:13:57,401 --> 00:14:00,100
Come on. It's just an urban legend.
298
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,841
So is Lucky's heterosexuality.
299
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,364
We're not questioning that, are we?
300
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,669
Fuck it, I'll go.
301
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,975
Eh?
302
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,759
Well, I'm out.
303
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,631
Yeah, it sounds stupid.
304
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,763
Wait, wait, wait... Hold on.
305
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:15,202
It says here that kids are still known to visit the house today.
306
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,769
The police have said that there's been unexplained deaths
307
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,771
in the past but they refuse to comment on them.
308
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,860
Howard.
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00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,037
It says here that if you visit the house today,
310
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,256
you can still see a reflection of the man hanging to death.
311
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,997
You mean like...
312
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,957
... like a ghost?
313
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,915
Can it be any reflection?
314
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,830
Yes to both.
315
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,224
Apparently you can see him on any reflective surface...
316
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,617
A mirror, a window...
317
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,097
Like his glasses?
318
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,969
Wow, you are such an idiot.
319
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,450
There's more, hold on. There's more.
320
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,931
Says here the eyes are the window to your soul,
321
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,933
and that if you make eye contact with the spirit,
322
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,066
it can enter you through the eyes,
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00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,676
taking possession of you.
324
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,330
That doesn't even make sense.
325
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,506
Says here it turns your eyes fiery red
326
00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,986
and there's only one way to stop it.
327
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,423
How?
328
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,601
By removing your eyeballs...
329
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,429
by any means necessary.
330
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,865
That's disgusting!
331
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,694
What if you manage to avoid eye contact?
332
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,218
You know, that is a really great question.
333
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,394
Says here that if you manage to avoid eye contact,
334
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,961
you can avoid the evil spirit,
335
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,746
but if you do see the ghost of the hanging man,
336
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,010
eye contact or not, no matter what...
337
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,274
What?
338
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,753
Yeah, what?
339
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,061
You're dead.
340
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,463
I'm just kidding.
341
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,899
It's all just an urban legend anyway, right?
342
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,988
-You dick. -Atta boy.
343
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,250
Come on, now.
344
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,993
So, what, Howard goes into this house
345
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,300
and he never gets out?
346
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,736
He dies in there?
347
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,959
Well, to be honest with you, no one actually knows.
348
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,351
Whoa.
349
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,571
Unsolved murder mystery.
350
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,095
Press play on the video.
351
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,620
Yo, check out this room back here, dude.
352
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,058
Dude, look. Get the "666."
353
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,147
Mmmm, numbers.
354
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,497
There's a pentagram on the ground, too.
355
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,241
"Death to all."
356
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,604
Yo, bitches!
357
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,823
-Aw, man. -What the hell, Becca?
358
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,565
I couldn't say no to my favorite slut.
359
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,220
-Waddup, Zoe? -What's up, bae?
360
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,179
-Damn, girl! -Wine cooler, babe?
361
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,658
Naw.
362
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,573
Damn, Jordan, you even gonna say hi?
363
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,489
Hey, Zoe. How are you?
364
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,449
Like you care.
365
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,928
Drew, waddup, homie?
366
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,321
Waddup, Zoe?
367
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,758
Lucky.
368
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,586
Hey, Zoe.
369
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,153
Word up.
370
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,155
Aw, you kinda cute with that Jew-fro!
371
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,462
I should braid it for you.
372
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,421
Would you like that... lucky?
373
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,078
So what's the deal? Gimme that.
374
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,688
You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.
375
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,778
... Just like Drew and Jordan.
376
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,042
Okay, come on man.
377
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,305
Why do you have to be such a negative asshole?
378
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,394
Chicks dig an asshole, babe.
379
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,917
She is right about you being negative,
380
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,440
and I can prove it.
381
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,833
I'll show you negative.
382
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,531
Relax, tough guy.
383
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,707
Leave him alone. Play with me instead.
384
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,189
Did you guys know
385
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,843
that negative and positive energy
386
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,366
is actually for real,
387
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,586
and that it can be measured?
388
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,936
Mhm. I even have an app.
389
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,112
Look at this guy with his fancy app phone.
390
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,680
Apps are the future, man.
391
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,248
They're developing apps for everything.
392
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,772
Apps... that'll never work.
393
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,121
Watch.
394
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,385
All you do is press "energize,"
395
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,258
and then you point it in the direction of the thing
396
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,521
that you want to measure...
397
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,619
-Truggers, stay still. -No.
398
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,061
Get away from me.
399
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,765
I'm gonna shove that negative energy up your ass.
400
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,855
I mean really, guys, is this what were doing tonight?
401
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,119
This is supposed to be the start to
402
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,121
the most amazing summer of our lives.
403
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,432
You guys suck.
404
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,739
You guys want to go to Cable Guy Jeff's Jam?
405
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,045
DJ Haruka's gonna be spinning.
406
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,570
Or maybe we can turn this into
407
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,355
a pajama jammi-jam, huh?
408
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,183
Um, actually,
409
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,143
we were thinking about going to this house on...
410
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,755
... Kirby Road.
411
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,365
-Lucky! -Really?
412
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:11,672
You know it?
413
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,108
Do I know it?
414
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,502
My ex-fiance's brother went there one night.
415
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,894
You have an ex-finance?
416
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,855
You got a warrant? Huh? No?
417
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,596
You stay outta my business, little man.
418
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,511
So what happened?
419
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,384
This guy's an idiot.
420
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,169
This clown went in there on some cartoon dog mystery,
421
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,519
tryin' like crack the case and shit.
422
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,217
Telling people let's split up, you go here and I go there.
423
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:38,481
Honest to God truth, I heard the guy almost died.
424
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,571
Plus there was that other dude that died there, too.
425
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:43,573
Howard.
426
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,751
White boy, kinda big?
427
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,405
Yeah, that's him.
428
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,582
So, you guys are tryin' to get deep tonight, huh?
429
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,931
Mhmm.
430
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,455
To be honest with you, we don't actually know
431
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,543
what we want to do yet.
432
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,117
Fine, I'll go.
433
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,859
Whoo! Ahhh! Let's rock n' roll!
434
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,339
Whoo!
435
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:11,645
Yes!
436
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,473
Let's get the fuck outta here guys, come on.
437
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,640
Alright, guys, pile in the SUV.
438
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,512
We're riding in style tonight.
439
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,383
Yeah, that' what I'm talking about.
440
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,777
-SUV? -It's a mini-van.
441
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,301
-Step dad's. -It's the same thing.
442
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:02,043
No, actually, it's completely different.
443
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,438
Get in fuckin' SUV, you midget motherfucker!
444
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,439
Now!
445
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:47,349
Alright, guys if you need anything, now's the time.
446
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,656
We're going to make a quick pit stop, alright?
447
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,312
Condoms.
448
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,139
Condoms?
449
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:17,510
Hey, can you get me one of those suck pop candy things?
450
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:18,772
Please?
451
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,299
Suck pop candy ring thing, bro?
452
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,954
Alright boys, bring it in.
453
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,304
I got this shit.
454
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,698
I think I have a plan, actually it might be better...
455
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,656
Lucky! Quiet time...
456
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:37,181
-Now and forever. -Sorry.
457
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:42,012
These idiots think they're all about to get some ass.
458
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,927
Not a chance.
459
00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:49,324
Truggers, this plan is weak.
460
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,674
Dude, what are you talking... this is a sure thing.
461
00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:53,981
We get 'em in the place, we get 'em scared.
462
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:56,070
We protect them, then we get laid.
463
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,637
It's a simple algorithm.
464
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,334
What are we gonna do to protect us?
465
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,118
Dude just go get some condoms.
466
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,772
Yeah, for you?
467
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:04,339
No, for you, you rookie.
468
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,862
I actually enjoy the feeling of sex,
469
00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:07,386
but I'm pretty sure Ms. Fun-face isn't gonna
470
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:08,822
let you in her hyperbaric chamber
471
00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:10,693
without a hazmat suit, brah.
472
00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:13,435
I think I'm gonna grab some condoms.
473
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:16,395
Dude, that girl's gonna eat you alive.
474
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,440
Yup, I'm hoping for that.
475
00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:19,789
I'm sure you are.
476
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,235
Just the suck pops?
477
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,037
Can I also grab some condoms?
478
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,346
What size?
479
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,480
Uh...
480
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,353
-... medium? -No.
481
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,008
No?
482
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:49,705
They don't come medium.
483
00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,840
Oh, uh...
484
00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:57,539
Do you guys have anything that's between a small and a medium?
485
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,062
Oh, like a small-medium?
486
00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,803
-Yeah, perfect. -No.
487
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:05,547
I got indented,
488
00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,854
ribbed, wide cut,
489
00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:09,420
form fit...
490
00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,293
... and regular.
491
00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,383
Regular.
492
00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:19,039
Is this your first time using a condom?
493
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,954
Yes.
494
00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:25,001
By law I'm required to ask you
495
00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,003
if you want a tutorial on proper usage.
496
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:29,397
Yeah, a hundred percent. Yes.
497
00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:45,456
Step one... open the condom packet by the corner,
498
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,328
being careful not to tear the condom with your teeth,
499
00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:49,156
your fingernails,
500
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,723
or being too rough.
501
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,463
Step two...
502
00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:55,075
Place the rolled condom on the tip of the hard penis
503
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:57,730
whilst pinching the tip of the condom,
504
00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,645
leaving a half inch space
505
00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,603
for semen to collect.
506
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,518
Step three...
507
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,520
Roll the condom all the way down the shaft
508
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,392
to the base of the hard penis.
509
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,233
Any questions?
510
00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:26,236
Nope.
511
00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:29,370
32.58.
512
00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,733
You know what's even better than a party with wine coolers?
513
00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:48,781
ID.
514
00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,502
Bless you.
515
00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,985
Truggs, I'll be out in a second, okay?
516
00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:22,292
And you, sir?
517
00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:25,165
Yeah, I'll just actually have...
518
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,428
some of the form-fitting condoms, please.
519
00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:29,343
You want a lesson, too?
520
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:33,086
I'm okay, thanks.
521
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,963
Have fun... and be safe.
522
00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,269
Sorry?
523
00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:45,751
Condoms... Better to be safe.
524
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,234
Right, okay. Cool, thanks.
525
00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:38,281
How much farther?
526
00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:39,935
We should be getting close.
527
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,549
That's your ringtone?
528
00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:48,030
I don't know how to change it, okay?
529
00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:49,771
I told you I can change it for you,
530
00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,773
but you refused.
531
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,123
Lucky, he fears change.
532
00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:58,562
Are you gonna answer that?
533
00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:00,477
No, I'm not taking any calls right now.
534
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:10,923
This is the street.
535
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,631
Which one is the house?
536
00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:44,391
We should probably just leave here.
537
00:29:44,434 --> 00:29:45,871
Whatever, Jordan.
538
00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:48,090
Seriously though, we should go back.
539
00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:49,700
What the...
540
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,968
What are you doing, asshole?
541
00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,231
What are you doing?
542
00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:01,582
Oh, fu...
543
00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,541
Okie dokie...
544
00:30:04,585 --> 00:30:06,326
We're fucked.
545
00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:09,024
I can't go to jail! I have school in September!
546
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,113
I have a cousin who's in lock up,
547
00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:12,811
and she said it's not as bad as you might think, like...
548
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:14,334
How's the food?
549
00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,683
Guys, shut the fuck up.
550
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,830
Good evening, Officer...
551
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:35,007
... trett. Right on. That's cute.
552
00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:36,747
You want to tell me what brings you to
553
00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:38,749
this street so late at night?
554
00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:40,926
Um, we got a little bit lost.
555
00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:42,666
Faulty navigation system.
556
00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:45,974
You know how women are with directions, am I right?
557
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:50,718
There's nothing that shouldn't be in this vehicle, right?
558
00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,938
No, no. Scout's honor.
559
00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:55,636
-No drugs? -No.
560
00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:57,638
-No alcohol? -No.
561
00:30:57,681 --> 00:31:00,249
So if I search this vehicle, I'm not gonna find a little...
562
00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:01,816
marijuana?
563
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,427
Oh, marijuana, officer?
564
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:07,430
Please. You mean cannabis or weed?
565
00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:09,868
No, sir, we're not about that life.
566
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:11,565
No, officer,
567
00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:13,393
you obviously have us confused for different kids.
568
00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:15,612
We say nope to dope.
569
00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:17,745
Let me see your ID.
570
00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:19,138
Yeah, sure.
571
00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,889
You want to step out of the vehicle, sir?
572
00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,281
Yeah, sure.
573
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,809
That way, please.
574
00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:41,900
I knew this was a bad idea.
575
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:43,466
This is awful.
576
00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:45,033
That dickhead gave his fake ID.
577
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,734
Anything you want to tell me, son...
578
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,607
... about what's in that vehicle?
579
00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:55,043
Uh, no.
580
00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:58,220
Because if I tear it apart,
581
00:31:58,264 --> 00:31:59,830
this is gonna get much, much worse.
582
00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:03,443
Yeah, he's definitely going to jail.
583
00:32:03,486 --> 00:32:05,662
When he checks this car, we're fucked.
584
00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,229
I can't go to jail.
585
00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:08,883
Shut up.
586
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,232
What's he saying?
587
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:15,107
Officer Trett,
588
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,022
we got a broken water main at the church.
589
00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:18,893
Could you get some eyes on it?
590
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,764
Ten-four. I'm on it.
591
00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:26,031
You and your friends thought it'd be a good idea
592
00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:28,990
to do a little what, ghosthunting here on Kirby Road?
593
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,079
Ghost hunting? That's pathetic, officer.
594
00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:33,995
Agreed.
595
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:36,041
So today's your lucky day.
596
00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,347
You know I could ruin your life, right?
597
00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:41,133
Do you want your life ruined, young man?
598
00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:43,570
-No, no. -Good.
599
00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:45,006
Because I'm going to save your life right now,
600
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:46,660
so pay attention.
601
00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:49,445
You and your friends are gonna get in your car,
602
00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:51,143
and you're gonna get the hell outta here.
603
00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:53,058
I don't want to see you or your friends
604
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:56,017
anywhere near that house...
605
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,802
or I'll throw you and all your little friends in jail.
606
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,111
Now get outta here.
607
00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:08,856
My ID?
608
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,207
-This? -Yeah.
609
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:17,256
Get the fuck outta here.
610
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:21,086
-Now! -Okay, shit.
611
00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:26,439
Fucking retard.
612
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:34,099
-What happened? -Shut the fuck...
613
00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:52,073
Whoo!
614
00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:53,770
Fuck yeah, bitches!
615
00:33:55,424 --> 00:33:56,730
What the hell?
616
00:33:56,773 --> 00:33:58,210
What did you say?
617
00:33:58,253 --> 00:34:00,212
What could I say, guys? Told you I had it handled.
618
00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:02,083
It didn't look like you had it handled, dude.
619
00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:03,780
Yeah, well, that's why you don't send a rookie
620
00:34:03,824 --> 00:34:05,217
to do a man's job, Drew.
621
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,088
I'm impressed.
622
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,872
What did you say?
623
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:11,005
We shot the shit for a minute,
624
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,920
he showed me a picture of his kids,
625
00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:14,922
I told him I was looking for a haunted house.
626
00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:17,055
You told him that?
627
00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,187
Said it's over there, and to have fun,
628
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:22,886
and, you know, have the car off the street by 9 AM.
629
00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:25,759
You, sir, are a legend...
630
00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:28,544
... and a liar.
631
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:30,633
Guys, get what you need...
632
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,287
'cause we're going demon hunting!
633
00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,656
Looks nice.
634
00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:58,531
How do we know this is the place?
635
00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:00,446
There's the "for sale" sign.
636
00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:01,403
Oh.
637
00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:03,971
Come on, guys.
638
00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:31,390
Looks like we're headin' through the rear tonight, folks.
639
00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:35,089
Great. And how are we supposed to see?
640
00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:39,267
Boo.
641
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,015
Let's roll.
642
00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,827
I don't think anyone's home.
643
00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:23,616
Hold this for a second. Be right back.
644
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:11,968
Where did he go?
645
00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:13,405
I don't know. He said he'd be right back.
646
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,722
Whoa.
647
00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:50,920
Hm.
648
00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,931
-He's taking forever. -Sounds familiar.
649
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:07,110
Great, now I'm freezing cold
650
00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,895
and Truggers has the keys to his dad's car.
651
00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:14,030
What the fuck was that?
652
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,469
Here.
653
00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:22,561
Guys, I have an app that can ready any sort of energy...
654
00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:24,345
Enough with your app already!
655
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:25,607
Wait!
656
00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:28,044
-Let him use it. -Thank you.
657
00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:40,840
Oh, my God.
658
00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:04,472
That was not cool, Truggers!
659
00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,431
You'll live.
660
00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:07,997
Dick move, Truggers!
661
00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:11,392
Come into my home.
662
00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:12,828
C'mere.
663
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,495
This place is disgusting.
664
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,690
Don't look in any mirrors, guys.
665
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,180
Whoa, whoever decorated this place deserves to die.
666
00:40:03,618 --> 00:40:05,054
Home sweet home.
667
00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:12,671
Come on.
668
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,462
This place gives me the creeps.
669
00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,551
YOU give this place the creeps!
670
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,673
Now you're using your head!
671
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,006
We could have been doing this at Truggers' place.
672
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:17,578
So, what are we doin' here, guys?
673
00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:19,841
So...
674
00:42:19,885 --> 00:42:21,930
Now we summon the evil spirits!
675
00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:25,978
That doesn't sound fun.
676
00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:27,675
Oh, yeah?
677
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,503
-Hand me that cardboard box. -For what?
678
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,026
Give me the cardboard box, Lucky.
679
00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:31,984
Come on.
680
00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,819
I hate this already.
681
00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:42,951
Girl, chill out. I got this.
682
00:42:44,474 --> 00:42:46,738
Look at grandma over here, getting all arts and crafty.
683
00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:51,438
How do you even know how to make one?
684
00:42:51,481 --> 00:42:53,309
What can I say...
685
00:42:54,746 --> 00:42:56,878
I'm cultured.
686
00:42:56,922 --> 00:42:59,185
I'm impressed.
687
00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:02,057
I'm a lot more impressive than this, babe.
688
00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:04,451
Eh, I know how these things work.
689
00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:05,844
Let him be.
690
00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:09,021
I once summoned an evil spirit
691
00:43:09,064 --> 00:43:10,936
using a board worse than...
692
00:43:10,979 --> 00:43:12,459
this thing.
693
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:13,852
Evil spirit?
694
00:43:15,114 --> 00:43:17,899
-Who did you summon? -The President.
695
00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:19,771
The President's not dead.
696
00:43:20,859 --> 00:43:22,687
Really?
697
00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:25,298
That's what they want you to believe.
698
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:32,348
Okay, what do we say we get this show on the road, eh, kids?
699
00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:34,220
First we need an object to act
700
00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:35,961
as the host for the spirit.
701
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:37,702
Like what?
702
00:43:37,745 --> 00:43:40,182
Something that'll attract evil.
703
00:43:40,226 --> 00:43:41,749
Something disgusting.
704
00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:45,535
Hm, Lucky.
705
00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:47,755
Put your shoe on the table.
706
00:43:47,799 --> 00:43:49,104
Why me?
707
00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:52,455
Put the cocksucking shoe on the table, now.
708
00:43:55,023 --> 00:43:56,155
Fine.
709
00:44:02,944 --> 00:44:03,902
Ew.
710
00:44:08,602 --> 00:44:11,083
Okay. So now what?
711
00:44:12,345 --> 00:44:14,173
Now we need somebody to touch the object,
712
00:44:14,216 --> 00:44:15,827
and then we can begin.
713
00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,350
I'm not touching that.
714
00:44:17,393 --> 00:44:18,873
Nobody's touchin' that.
715
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:24,400
I'll touch it.
716
00:44:26,489 --> 00:44:28,274
The shoe.
717
00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:30,668
Well, it's still progress.
718
00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:38,980
Mooga rappa terra chino noka.
719
00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:42,941
Mooga rappa terra chino noka.
720
00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:48,990
Noka rosi, beeta beeta!
721
00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:55,431
What the fuck was that?
722
00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:58,739
In order to summon the spirits,
723
00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:00,741
you must speak the language of the other world.
724
00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:02,090
This is so crazy.
725
00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:07,313
This is fascinating.
726
00:45:13,275 --> 00:45:16,583
Spirits, if you are there,
727
00:45:16,626 --> 00:45:19,847
give us a sign.
728
00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:37,996
Spirits!
729
00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:40,215
If you are there,
730
00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:41,913
we respect you.
731
00:45:41,956 --> 00:45:43,566
We respect your rules.
732
00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:45,655
We do not wish to see your reflection,
733
00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,483
or loose our eyeballs.
734
00:45:47,527 --> 00:45:49,529
Spirits!
735
00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,749
If you can hear us,
736
00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,402
please...
737
00:45:53,446 --> 00:45:55,753
give us a sign.
738
00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:06,981
This is crazy.
739
00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:08,896
Well, let it marinate for a second, honey.
740
00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:09,941
Shit.
741
00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:13,379
Spirits...
742
00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:15,381
If you can hear us...
743
00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:20,212
... please give us a sign.
744
00:46:21,996 --> 00:46:23,737
Anything.
745
00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,835
Truggers, you're such a dick.
746
00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:38,578
-Fuck this shit. I quit. -Well, that was fun.
747
00:46:40,536 --> 00:46:41,886
I got an idea.
748
00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:49,719
Truth or dare.
749
00:46:49,763 --> 00:46:51,112
What are we, 12?
750
00:46:53,419 --> 00:46:54,855
Boom!
751
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,554
Bottle never lies, babe.
752
00:46:58,598 --> 00:47:00,034
I have a dare for her.
753
00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:01,253
Oh, yeah?
754
00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:02,602
Yeah.
755
00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:04,299
I dare her to kiss Drew.
756
00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:06,084
Yeah, do it.
757
00:47:06,127 --> 00:47:08,869
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
758
00:47:08,913 --> 00:47:12,960
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
759
00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:28,149
What?
760
00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:29,977
I gotta document it for your wedding.
761
00:47:30,021 --> 00:47:31,196
Shut up.
762
00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:51,216
Whew.
763
00:47:51,259 --> 00:47:54,915
You guys are like a human embarrassment.
764
00:47:54,959 --> 00:47:57,700
This is honestly just the most disgusting thing I've ever
765
00:47:57,744 --> 00:47:59,572
seen in my life.
766
00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:01,443
I don't know how you live with yourself.
767
00:48:01,487 --> 00:48:03,619
You guys are fucking so gnarly.
768
00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,275
Wow, okay.
769
00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:13,673
Alright...
770
00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:16,284
-Truth or... -Dare.
771
00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:18,504
Okay...
772
00:48:19,984 --> 00:48:24,466
I dare you to bring your pretty little tush right here.
773
00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:56,281
Get a room.
774
00:48:58,196 --> 00:49:01,547
You know what, that's a really good idea.
775
00:49:01,590 --> 00:49:02,591
Yeah.
776
00:49:02,635 --> 00:49:04,115
Yeah, let's get out of here.
777
00:49:05,377 --> 00:49:07,379
And take care of my man, alright?
778
00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:08,902
None of this blueballing BS, huh?
779
00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:11,513
Thanks, Truggers.
780
00:49:11,557 --> 00:49:12,993
Told you you'd thank me!
781
00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:14,734
Stick to the plan, rookie.
782
00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:19,130
"Plan?" Asshole.
783
00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:21,001
You know what?
784
00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:22,655
I think I want to go home.
785
00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:25,005
Jordan, come on. Jordan, where are you going?
786
00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,441
We just got here!
787
00:49:32,926 --> 00:49:35,015
Go be a hero.
788
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:36,103
Jordan!
789
00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:12,009
Don't worry, baby. You're in safe hands.
790
00:50:12,052 --> 00:50:14,315
Come on, let's check this out.
791
00:50:17,623 --> 00:50:19,103
Jordan.
792
00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:20,930
Jordan come back inside with me, please!
793
00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,369
Do you think I'm dumb, Drew?
794
00:50:24,412 --> 00:50:27,111
What? Of course not. What are you talking about?
795
00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:28,895
So you guys didn't bring three girls into this creepy
796
00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:31,071
house just to get laid?
797
00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:34,074
How is that even possible.
798
00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:36,642
We all discovered this place online together.
799
00:50:36,685 --> 00:50:38,035
Then what's in your pocket?
800
00:50:39,253 --> 00:50:40,689
What?
801
00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:51,874
Yeah, no...
802
00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:53,572
Becca!
803
00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:56,053
Jordan, just come back inside with me, okay, please?
804
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,489
No!
805
00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,056
I'm not going back into that stupid house
806
00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:00,709
with you or any of those idiots.
807
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,408
I want to go home.
808
00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:27,040
Oh, Lewis, you're so romantic.
809
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,129
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
810
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,479
Ex-nay on the Ewis-Lay, woman, alright?
811
00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:33,786
What, you think you're so...
812
00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:35,788
rough and...
813
00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:40,358
... tough that you need to go by an abbreviated last name?
814
00:51:40,401 --> 00:51:42,229
Yeah, that's exactly right.
815
00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:18,396
You know, I think I know why they call you Lucky.
816
00:52:21,007 --> 00:52:22,617
Oh, yeah?
817
00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:24,184
Yeah.
818
00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:26,534
Why's that?
819
00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:32,105
Well, I can't really tell you.
820
00:52:36,065 --> 00:52:38,067
I can only show you.
821
00:53:05,443 --> 00:53:08,489
♪ Don't forget me ♪
822
00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:11,492
♪ Cinderella, ♪
823
00:53:11,536 --> 00:53:14,234
♪ Here, take my umbrella ♪
824
00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:17,237
♪ You're getting wet ♪
825
00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:20,109
♪ Cinderella ♪
826
00:53:39,172 --> 00:53:41,261
Look, Truggers thought
827
00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:43,611
that it would be a good idea for us to come to this place
828
00:53:43,655 --> 00:53:45,265
and have a little fun.
829
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:47,267
"A little fun?"
830
00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:49,226
That's what sex is to you?
831
00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:50,618
A little fun?
832
00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:54,535
♪ Cinderella, ♪
833
00:53:54,579 --> 00:53:57,495
♪ here take my umbrella ♪
834
00:53:57,538 --> 00:54:00,759
♪ You're getting wet ♪
835
00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:03,675
♪ Cinderella ♪
836
00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:06,460
♪ what would it take to sell ya ♪
837
00:54:06,504 --> 00:54:09,333
♪ What could we get ♪
838
00:54:09,376 --> 00:54:12,858
♪ Freeze and release ♪
839
00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:17,254
♪ Close your eyes and then you fall to your knees ♪
840
00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:20,779
♪ Don't forget me ♪
841
00:54:20,822 --> 00:54:24,348
♪ I am begging you please ♪
842
00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:26,872
♪ I may not be your prince ♪
843
00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:29,701
♪ but I'm trying to be ♪
844
00:54:31,093 --> 00:54:33,531
♪ You can help me ♪
845
00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:38,318
For what it's worth, I'm sorry.
846
00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:41,190
Okay? I'm sorry.
847
00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:44,193
Truggers is an idiot, okay?
848
00:54:44,237 --> 00:54:46,195
But to be honest with you,
849
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,111
I've always thought that you and I
850
00:54:49,155 --> 00:54:51,549
would have a chance to be together...
851
00:54:54,203 --> 00:54:57,032
... and that we'd end up together somehow, in some way.
852
00:54:58,207 --> 00:55:00,558
♪ Freeze and release ♪
853
00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,604
♪ Close your eyes ♪
854
00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:06,303
♪ and then you fall to your knees ♪
855
00:55:08,130 --> 00:55:10,394
♪ Don't forget me ♪
856
00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,375
Why don't you get a little bit more comfortable.
857
00:55:43,078 --> 00:55:46,299
This is actually happening... this is actually happening!
858
00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:17,852
Yeah, you like that?
859
00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:36,262
Zoe...
860
00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:40,745
Come out, come out, where ever you are.
861
00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:43,138
Zoe?
862
00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:46,577
Zoe?
863
00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:22,656
Truthfully, I don't know what this is between us, either.
864
00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:26,181
But...
865
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,185
I do want to see where it leads.
866
00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:37,715
Just please, always be respectful.
867
00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:46,245
And please never take any of Truggers advice ever again.
868
00:58:01,869 --> 00:58:04,568
Okay, I don't normally get down like this, but alright.
869
00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:14,273
Zoe?
870
00:58:17,363 --> 00:58:19,278
Babe?
871
00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:38,950
-What was that? -Sounded like Truggers.
872
00:58:50,178 --> 00:58:52,398
Hello?
873
00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:55,923
Hello!
874
00:59:02,321 --> 00:59:04,018
This isn't funny, Truggers!
875
00:59:04,062 --> 00:59:05,933
Seriously, man, stop playing games!
876
00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:30,610
Did you bring the flashlight?
877
00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:31,655
No.
878
00:59:46,365 --> 00:59:47,453
Lucky what the hell man!
879
00:59:47,496 --> 00:59:48,715
It's not my fault.
880
00:59:48,759 --> 00:59:50,195
What are you guys sneaking around for?
881
00:59:50,238 --> 00:59:51,762
Okay, everybody stop, okay?
882
00:59:51,805 --> 00:59:53,372
We have start taking this more seriously.
883
00:59:53,415 --> 00:59:55,243
I am taking this seriously.
884
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,161
-What? -Put your pants on!
885
01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:03,687
-Where's Zoe? -Good question.
886
01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:05,645
What do you mean, "good question?"
887
01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:07,995
What, you think I enjoy parading around like this?
888
01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:08,996
Yes!
889
01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:13,131
Well, no, as a matter of fact,
890
01:00:13,174 --> 01:00:15,133
I don't.
891
01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,222
I've never been in this situation before.
892
01:00:17,265 --> 01:00:20,834
And you are now officially the second girl
893
01:00:20,878 --> 01:00:23,010
of my entire high school career
894
01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:25,012
to ever see me half naked.
895
01:00:28,363 --> 01:00:29,930
I'm honored.
896
01:00:29,974 --> 01:00:32,672
I thought tonight was gonna be the night.
897
01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:35,457
She teased me, dude, and then she just took off.
898
01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:38,286
She used me for her own selfish pleasure.
899
01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:42,116
I just want to go home and jerk off.
900
01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,905
Did I say that out loud?
901
01:00:47,948 --> 01:00:49,994
Put some clothes on.
902
01:00:50,037 --> 01:00:51,691
Drew, go tell your idiot friend we're leaving.
903
01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,388
Yes, can we please leave?
904
01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:58,306
Truggers come on, dude. We're heading out!
905
01:01:04,922 --> 01:01:06,706
And to think,
906
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:10,101
she could have had all of this.
907
01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:17,108
She missed out.
908
01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:20,154
You think?
909
01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:25,290
One day you are going to make
910
01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:28,554
a very special girl very...
911
01:01:32,297 --> 01:01:33,820
... lucky.
912
01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:54,449
Hello?
913
01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:20,475
Truggers, you dirty dog.
914
01:02:54,161 --> 01:02:55,641
Oh, my God.
915
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,296
This isn't happening.
916
01:03:25,323 --> 01:03:28,195
Oh, my God...
917
01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:30,241
Did you just...
918
01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:33,766
... ejaculate?
919
01:03:36,377 --> 01:03:38,249
Truggers, man, enough!
920
01:03:45,865 --> 01:03:48,215
My ankle!
921
01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:53,133
Ow! My ankle...
922
01:03:58,269 --> 01:04:00,924
Truggers, I'm gonna kill you, man.
923
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,456
Becca, you gave me a heart attack!
924
01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:12,849
What are you doing?
925
01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:21,727
Come on, stop. We talked about this, okay?
926
01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:25,600
Becca, lay off!
927
01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:30,867
Hello?
928
01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:33,565
Lucky!
929
01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:36,350
Great, you smoked yourself into a standing coma.
930
01:04:38,048 --> 01:04:39,484
Lucky!
931
01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:40,877
Snap out of it!
932
01:04:54,586 --> 01:04:56,893
You okay?
933
01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:02,724
Lucky, did you look into the mirror?
934
01:05:07,468 --> 01:05:09,470
Did you see anything?
935
01:05:11,342 --> 01:05:14,867
Lucky, did you see a man hanging?
936
01:05:46,812 --> 01:05:48,205
Lucky...
937
01:05:50,555 --> 01:05:52,296
Lucky, open your eyes!
938
01:05:53,732 --> 01:05:56,126
Trust me, Lucky. Stay with me.
939
01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:57,562
Open your eyes!
940
01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:00,347
I don't wanna die!
941
01:06:00,391 --> 01:06:02,610
You're not gonna die.
942
01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:05,265
I don't wanna get my eyes scooped out.
943
01:06:05,309 --> 01:06:07,876
Nobody is scooping anybody's eyes out.
944
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,314
Just open your eyes.
945
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,193
Lucky!
946
01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:22,369
You're okay!
947
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:24,937
I'm fine!
948
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,113
I'm fine!
949
01:06:30,203 --> 01:06:32,031
I'm not gonna die a virgin.
950
01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,772
You scared the shit out of me!
951
01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:37,167
Well, those guys put that dumb
952
01:06:37,210 --> 01:06:39,212
urban legend into our heads,
953
01:06:39,256 --> 01:06:41,171
so what am I supposed to think?
954
01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:42,824
And here I am,
955
01:06:42,868 --> 01:06:45,044
thinking that I'm gonna get my eyes scooped out
956
01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:46,872
and that I'm never gonna be able to see again.
957
01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:49,788
You're alright?
958
01:06:50,876 --> 01:06:51,920
Yeah.
959
01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:54,793
Everything's cool.
960
01:06:54,836 --> 01:06:56,316
I'm fine,
961
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,275
you're fine...
962
01:07:31,743 --> 01:07:33,310
Whoa.
963
01:07:42,928 --> 01:07:44,669
Lucky!
964
01:07:50,762 --> 01:07:52,155
Lucky...
965
01:07:53,634 --> 01:07:54,983
Lucky, what's happening?
966
01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:10,695
Jordan! Jordan, what's happening?
967
01:08:10,738 --> 01:08:12,000
Lucky!
968
01:08:12,044 --> 01:08:13,915
Jordan, help!
969
01:08:13,959 --> 01:08:15,395
Jordan!
970
01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:31,498
Get off of me, you crazy bitch!
971
01:08:55,914 --> 01:08:57,785
Becca...
972
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,267
Becca, did you do this?
973
01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:12,104
-I don't want to die! -Lucky!
974
01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:13,366
What's happening?
975
01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:21,853
Jordan, what's happening to me?
976
01:09:21,896 --> 01:09:24,072
I don't know what to do! What should I do?
977
01:09:24,116 --> 01:09:25,639
Just try not to move.
978
01:09:25,683 --> 01:09:28,207
It's not like I have a fucking choice!
979
01:09:32,864 --> 01:09:34,344
Jordan!
980
01:09:37,347 --> 01:09:38,826
Jordan!
981
01:09:47,879 --> 01:09:49,272
Lucky!
982
01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:54,668
Drew!
983
01:09:54,712 --> 01:09:56,366
Truggers!
984
01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:21,434
Zoe!
985
01:10:22,653 --> 01:10:24,698
Thank God! I thought you left.
986
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:28,136
Zoe?
987
01:11:22,974 --> 01:11:24,323
Drew, wake up!
988
01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:30,286
Jordan...
989
01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:31,678
Are you okay?
990
01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:33,158
I think my ankle's broken.
991
01:11:33,201 --> 01:11:34,899
Fuck! Your ear!
992
01:11:34,942 --> 01:11:36,596
Hey listen, are you alright?
993
01:11:37,902 --> 01:11:39,295
Lucky's dead.
994
01:11:41,384 --> 01:11:43,560
Zoe's dead...
995
01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:55,441
Truggers is dead.
996
01:12:00,881 --> 01:12:02,883
Becca's...
997
01:12:04,189 --> 01:12:06,017
... she's gone.
998
01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:08,498
Look, we have to get out of here.
999
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:10,108
Listen, listen...
1000
01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:11,849
Lucky has a phone. He has a phone downstairs.
1001
01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:13,807
We have to get to that phone. We have to call the cops.
1002
01:12:13,851 --> 01:12:16,767
We need to get you up.
1003
01:12:25,645 --> 01:12:27,560
You're going to be okay, okay?
1004
01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:30,389
Just stay with me and hang on. We're gonna get out of here.
1005
01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:31,651
Jordan...
1006
01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:34,524
I love you.
1007
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:38,745
I...
1008
01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:42,270
I love you, too.
1009
01:13:48,249 --> 01:13:49,729
Die, you bitch!
1010
01:13:55,605 --> 01:13:57,433
Drew! Drew!
1011
01:13:57,476 --> 01:13:59,391
Drew, wake up!
1012
01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:14,275
Drew, you're going to be okay.
1013
01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:15,973
I'm gonna get us help, okay?
1014
01:14:35,862 --> 01:14:39,475
Okay, if I was Lucky's password, what would I be?
1015
01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:54,054
Drew...
1016
01:15:02,106 --> 01:15:04,325
Drew, you need to be okay!
1017
01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:13,683
Drew... Drew!
1018
01:15:13,726 --> 01:15:15,162
Please!
1019
01:15:35,922 --> 01:15:38,272
Help!
1020
01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:41,972
Help me!
1021
01:17:03,488 --> 01:17:04,881
Damn it!
1022
01:20:47,407 --> 01:20:48,844
I'm sorry.
1023
01:22:57,494 --> 01:22:59,278
What the hell happened in there?
1024
01:22:59,322 --> 01:23:01,019
I told you not to go in that house.
1025
01:23:06,068 --> 01:23:07,939
Miss, are you okay?
1026
01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:10,942
Miss?
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