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I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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I'm heading out to south
park to see if i cant unwind
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I like girls with big fat
titties really big fat titties
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So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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Previously on South Park...
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The popular cartoon, Family Guy, is going
to show the image of Mohammed uncensored!
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If we all bury our heads in sand
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we can avoid being any part of this.
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I'm gonna do whatever I can. To get that
episode pulled before this gets out of hand.
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You just want Family Guy off the air...
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Kyle, stop it!
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So long, Kyle!
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You son of a bitch! I won't let you win!
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Mr. President, there's something about the
Family Guy writing staff I think you should know.
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And now, the thrilling
conclusion of... Cartoon Wars.
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Will not be seen tonight!
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So that we can bring you this
Terrance & Phillip Television Special
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Say Terrance, isn't it wonderful having
a holiday here at the Lazy "J" Ranch?
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It sure is, Phillip. But I do believe
this steer I'm riding has the farts.
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Oh, look who's coming! Isn't that Mohammed,
the holy prophet of the Muslim religion?
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Hey guys, how's it going?
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Hello Mohammed, we've read
all aboot you in the Koran.
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I'm hear to investigate a murder.
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All right, just what the
hell is going on here?!
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You censored out the image of
Mohammed in our television special!
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Ey! You guys know the rules! Nobody can show
the image of Mohammed anymore. It's dangerous.
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But you ruined the whole show!
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Look, I'm not gonna risk the lives
of the people at this network.
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Let's just forget aboot it, okay guys?
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Aw, come on guys, give me a break.
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We demand you rerun Mystery at the
Lazy "J" Ranch with Mohammed uncensored!
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Ey! I run this network, not you guys!
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And if you ask me, your
show has become so preachy
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and full of messages that you've
forgotten how to be funny! No Mohammed!
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But Family Guy is going to show
Mohammed on an episode that airs tonight!
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I doubt it!
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I'll bet that right now, somebody is on their way
to FOX Network to demand that that episode be pulled.
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Ma'am, I need to speak to the
president of this network right away.
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What is it regarding?
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It's regarding Family Guy.
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I demand that the Mohammed episode
be pulled before it airs tonight!
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It's incendiary, it's offensive
to Muslims and people can get hurt!
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It's wrong! It's wrooong!
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Okay, but if you've got a problem with
Family Guy, you'll have to wait in line.
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That little boy over there has an appointment
to try and get Family Guy off the air altogether.
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Dude, can I go before you?
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Eat my shorts!
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What the hell is going on?
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Hello?
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Excuse me, I need to get to Los Angeles.
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Hey!
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Hello?!
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...starting in a small
town in central Colorado.
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The idea has now
spread all over America.
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Muslims continue to
riot in the Middle East,
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demanding that Family Guy
not air tonight's episode.
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And Muslim terrorists
continue to make threats.
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"Family Guy" better not
show Mohammed tonight.
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I'm serious.
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"Family Guy" isn't funny.
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Osama bin Laden had this to say:
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If you look closely at the
writing in "Family Guy",
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you will see that the jokes
never derive from the plot,
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and I think that's totally gay.
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Bin Laden went on to say that if Family
Guy shows the image of Mohammed as planned,
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the terrorist retaliation
will be immediate.
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You one of them?
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Who?
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How come your head ain't in the sand?
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So...
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you don't like Family Guy either, huh?
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I hate Family Guy.
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So what's your plan?
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You're gonna ask the president of the
network nicely to take it off the air?
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Not nicely.
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Look, kid, if you hate a TV show, all
you have to do is get an episode pulled.
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Pretty soon the show is
compromised and it goes off the air.
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Cool, man.
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Yes. So my plan is to use
this whole Mohammed thing
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as a way to scare the network
into pulling tonight's show.
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I'm going to use fear to
get them to do what I want.
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Isn't that like, terrorism?
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No, it isn't like
terrorism. It is terrorism.
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I could do that.
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This is manipulation at its highest
level, you should let me handle this.
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I'm a pretty bad kid.
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Really? What's the worst
thing you've ever done?
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I stole the head of a statue once.
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Wow, that's pretty hardcore. Geez.
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That's like this one time,
when I didn't like a kid,
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so I ground his parents up
into chili and fed it to him.
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You got it, man. You got it.
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Seeya.
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I want to assure the American
people that as President,
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I have exhausted every
possible solution.
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Unfortunately, Mohammed will appear
uncensored on Family Guy tonight at seven.
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Mr. President, can't the writers
of the show be reasoned with?
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Don't they know they're
putting the country in danger?
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I have come to... understand something
about the Family Guy writing staff.
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Suffice it to say that they will not be
persuaded by the possibility of violence.
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What exactly did you learn about the
Family Guy writing staff, Mr. President?
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I'm afraid that
information is classified.
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Mr. President, can't you force the Family Guy
writing staff not to write anything about Mohammed?
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Couldn't you throw them in prison?
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Look! The fact of the matter
is the Family Guy writing staff
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is protected by something
called the First Amendment!
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And what exactly is this
First Amendment, Mr. President?
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Uh you know, the right to free speech.
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Mr. President, when your administration
came up with this "First Amendment",
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did it not foresee a problem
like this might happen?
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Well...
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We didn't come up with the First
Amendment. It was already in place.
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What do you intend to do about this
"First Amendment," Mr. President?
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Forgive me, Mr. President,
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but this "First Amendment" sounds like
a lot of bureaucratic jibbery-joob?
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Okay, let's discuss the fall lineup.
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Sir, there's still
one little boy out here
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who wants to speak with you about
pulling the Family Guy episode.
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All right, let's get this over with.
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Hello, gentlemen, ladies.
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My name is little Danny Pocket.
And I won't take much of your time.
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Please excuse my tiny crutch, it's the
only way I can get around these days.
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Oh, poor kid...
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You see,
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my father worked for a newspaper
in my native country of Denmark.
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His newspaper showed an
image of Mohammed and,
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two days later, terrorists
suicides bombed his building.
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I was in the lobby when it happened.
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First one terrorist suicide
bombed us and then dozens more.
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They just kept coming.
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Suicide bombers running in the building
and blowing up one after another!
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They were like Mexican jumping beans.
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I just don't wanna see people here at
your studio getting hurt, because...
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that would be, of course,
your responsibility.
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I feel terrible.
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It's so east to put terrorism out of mind until
one of its victims is staring you in the face.
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Sir, if we pull the episode, the Family
Guy writing staff will refuse to work again.
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Little boy, will you talk to
the Family Guy writing staff?
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If your story touches their
hearts like it has ours,
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perhaps they'll back down from
demanding we air the episode.
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I'll certainly do my best.
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Take this noble child over
to the Family Guy offices.
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If he can scare them like he has us, maybe
we can pull the Mohammed episode after all.
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Yes, and then Family
Guy is as good as dead.
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What was that?
- I said "thank you".
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Thank you for listening.
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Thanks a lot for the ride.
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Ey, it's the least I could do.
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I hope you succeed, kid.
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I really don't wanna see Family Guy
go off the air. I love that show!
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I'll do everything I can.
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I mean, I know it's just joke
after joke, but I like that.
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At least it doesn't get all preachy and
up its own ass with messages, you know?
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Excuse me.
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Do you know which way the
network president's office is?
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Who wants to know?!
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Look, my fat bastard friend is trying to trick
the network into getting Family Guy off the air.
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The network president's
office is in there!
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Oh thanks, dude.
- No problem, man.
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Hello?
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This can't be right, I-
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Cowabunga, motherfucker!
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Hello Mitchell.
- Oh hi, Miss Travis.
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The president has asked
that little Danny Pocket here
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speak with the Family Guy writing staff.
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Are you sure? They're working
on a new episode right now.
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It won't take long, sir.
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All right, I'll take him
back. Follow me, little Danny.
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You must be excited. Not many
people get to meet our writing staff.
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Yes, I'm totally excited.
Family Guy is so funny.
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Well, here we are.
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Danny, the Family Guy writing staff.
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Wha?
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What are they?
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They're manatees. Gretchen and
Flubber are from the Gulf of Mexico.
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Tinker, Pete and Lucy are
from the Caribbean Sea.
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Family Guy is written by manatees?
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Of course, it all makes sense now.
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They really are brilliant creatures.
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You see, the right side of the
tank is filled with idea balls.
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Each ball has a verb, noun or pop
culture reference written on it.
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There's millions of them.
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The manatees choose an idea ball
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and swim it over to the joke combine
on the other side of the tank.
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Uh there goes Gretchen!
She's comin' up with an idea.
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Oh, she came up with Gary Coleman.
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The idea balls drop into the joke
combine and form part of the new script.
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Laundry, Date, Winning,
Mexico, Gary Coleman.
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A perfect Family Guy
joke! I can see it now!
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Peter, you didn't do the laundry today.
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You think that's bad? Remember the time
I won a date to Mexico with Gary Coleman?
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¿Qué pasa, señores?
- Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
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Waitwaitaminute waitaminute. These
manatees demanded that Mohammed be shown?
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How? Manatees don't talk!
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When FOX censored the
image of Mohammed last week,
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it also meant that the Mohammed ball
had to come out of the idea tank.
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It made the manatees very upset.
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Pull just one idea ball out of the
idea tank and the manatees stop working.
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He-here, I'll show you. Keith?
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All right all right, put it back in!
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Manatees are very ethical writers.
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Either everything's okay to
write about or nothing is.
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Anyway, the president of the network
wanted you to speak with the manatees.
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Oh... yes, yes.
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Hello, manatees. I think you should allow the
network to pull your episode with Mohammed.
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See, I'm the victim of a, a terrorist attack
and... terrorists might come after you if you-
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That isn't gonna work on them.
- Why not?
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Don't you know anything about manatees?
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They're the only mammals that are
completely unmoved by terrorist threats.
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Son of a bitch.
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Get me out of here, kid!
Why are you doing this?
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Well well well!
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Cartman!
- Hello, Kyle.
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Looks like you've run into a
little snag in your plan as well.
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You fat sun of a bitch!
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You came so close to
stopping me, didn't you, Kyle.
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There was just one thing
you didn't count on.
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That more people besides me hate Family Guy.
- Yeah.
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Well, a lot of people
like Family Guy too!
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Who are you to decide it
shouldn't be on the air?!
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Shut up! You shut
your fucking face, man!
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Did it work? Did you scare the
network into pulling the episode?
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Not yet! But I've come
up with a new plan.
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I've learned how to make the Family
Guy writing staff stop working!
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As soon as everyone goes on their
lunch break, I can sneak back in.
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Cool man!
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Cartman, let me out of this stupid net!
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Good, Kyle! That's good anger
you're showin' there! See that?!
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That's emotional character development
based on what's happening in the storyline!
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Not at all like Family Guy.
Now, if you'll excuse me, Kyle.
235
00:13:34,336 --> 00:13:38,385
I've got some idea balls to
remove from a manatee tank.
236
00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:40,027
What?!
237
00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:43,653
I don't understand it.
What's wrong with them?
238
00:13:46,753 --> 00:13:49,687
We don't know, Mr. President.
They just stopped working.
239
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,701
But, nobody took any idea
balls out of the tank, did they?
240
00:13:52,743 --> 00:13:54,570
No sir, none of us did.
241
00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:57,191
Then why are they refusing to write?
242
00:13:57,357 --> 00:13:59,704
I agreed to show Mohammed uncensored!
243
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:03,589
I did what you asked!
What do you want from me?!
244
00:14:03,699 --> 00:14:05,033
Sir! Sir!
245
00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:08,040
If you don't my saying, I
think you asked for this.
246
00:14:08,452 --> 00:14:10,702
You gave in to the manatees last week.
247
00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:13,966
Now they know all they have to do is refuse
to work and they can get whatever they want.
248
00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:15,619
You spoiled them by caving in.
249
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,556
Now they thnk they
can walk all over you.
250
00:14:18,362 --> 00:14:20,922
Sir, you are in charge
of this network, not them.
251
00:14:20,978 --> 00:14:23,697
Maybe it's time you showed
them who's in charge.
252
00:14:24,794 --> 00:14:26,016
You're right.
253
00:14:26,044 --> 00:14:30,145
It's time I stop letting these
primadonna manatees tell me what to do!
254
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,605
I'm pulling the Mohammed
episode, you got that?!
255
00:14:32,647 --> 00:14:36,299
And if you all don't want to work
tomorrow, you can just find other jobs!
256
00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:38,286
How long before Family
Guy's supposed to air?!
257
00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:39,369
Twenty-five minutes.
258
00:14:39,397 --> 00:14:40,562
I gotta hurry!
259
00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:43,201
I did it.
260
00:14:43,229 --> 00:14:46,158
I... am... God!
261
00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:49,186
Family Guy is going off the air!
262
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,416
No more Family Guy for me, mon frère!
263
00:14:51,605 --> 00:14:52,910
Cartman!
264
00:14:54,077 --> 00:14:56,202
You fucking fatass!
265
00:14:56,424 --> 00:14:57,750
How the hell did you get out?
266
00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,831
That kid and I had a long talk!
267
00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:03,137
I told him he was on a slippery
slope to becoming a monster like you!
268
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,984
Aw, God damnit, you gave him one of
your gay little speeches, didn't you?!
269
00:15:06,054 --> 00:15:08,595
You are not killing Family Guy!
270
00:15:08,664 --> 00:15:11,333
You're too late, Kyle! The president
of the network is pulling the episode!
271
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,306
Family Guy is as good as dead!
272
00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:16,500
There's still time to tell the
network president you're full of crap!
273
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:20,443
I can't let you do that!
- Get out of my way or I'll kick your ass!
274
00:15:20,818 --> 00:15:23,748
Fine, Kyle. I guess it was inevitable.
275
00:15:25,063 --> 00:15:27,105
Let this be our final battle.
276
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,992
Stop it! Kyle, that's too hard! Ah!
277
00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:38,036
Kyle! Stop it!
278
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:39,953
Quit it!
- Quit it, Kyle!
279
00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:41,300
Kyle!
280
00:15:45,669 --> 00:15:46,308
Stop it!
281
00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:48,086
Quit it!
- Quit it, Kyle!
282
00:15:48,503 --> 00:15:49,808
Kyle! Let go-
283
00:15:50,058 --> 00:15:51,178
Okay okay come on, time out.
284
00:15:51,213 --> 00:15:52,560
Kyle, time out! Time out! Time out.
285
00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:54,358
Time in!
286
00:15:58,650 --> 00:15:59,434
Okay. Okay. Time out!
287
00:15:59,469 --> 00:16:00,872
Kyle time out! Time out! Time out!
288
00:16:00,907 --> 00:16:03,685
No more timeouts, fatass!
- Time out! Time out! Time out, Kyle!
289
00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:14,620
Kyle!
290
00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:17,036
Get the
- Kyle!
291
00:16:17,189 --> 00:16:19,064
Kyle, dude, that was
- that was in the balls!
292
00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:21,189
Dude, serious
- seriously! That was in the balls!
293
00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:23,599
No hitting
- No hitting in the balls!
294
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:26,946
Kyle!
295
00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:37,878
Quit it, Kyle.
296
00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:40,350
Give it up, Kyle!
297
00:16:46,326 --> 00:16:47,131
Okay...
298
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:50,423
Okay! Okay okay! You win!
299
00:16:51,256 --> 00:16:53,072
You win. I give up.
300
00:16:56,865 --> 00:16:58,879
I had my fingers crossed.
301
00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:06,273
Thanks, kid.
302
00:17:06,516 --> 00:17:09,088
Network Control! This is the President!
303
00:17:09,102 --> 00:17:11,199
I want you to pull the episode.
304
00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:14,733
What? Mr. President, are you sure?
305
00:17:15,108 --> 00:17:19,538
I'm sure. Begin episode
jettison sequence 02900.
306
00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:25,278
Voice System initiated.
307
00:17:25,358 --> 00:17:26,483
Awaiting confirmation.
308
00:17:26,815 --> 00:17:29,366
Mr. President, we need
your final approval code.
309
00:17:29,399 --> 00:17:32,242
President approval
code 0-0-destruct-
310
00:17:32,277 --> 00:17:35,085
Sir! Mister television executive! Stop!
311
00:17:35,201 --> 00:17:35,881
Who are you?
312
00:17:35,904 --> 00:17:39,719
Listen to me, the little boy who convinced
you to pull the episode is a bastard child.
313
00:17:39,747 --> 00:17:43,303
He only wants you to pull it because he knows
it will be the end of Family Guy forever!
314
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,476
The end of Family Guy?
315
00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:46,933
Mr. President, we need
final authorization!
316
00:17:46,961 --> 00:17:49,128
Hold on, Julie! What are
you talking about, kid?
317
00:17:49,141 --> 00:17:51,980
Pulling an episode because someone
is offended starts a chain reaction.
318
00:17:52,015 --> 00:17:55,224
You'll have to pull more and more episodes
until the show goes off the air completely.
319
00:17:55,259 --> 00:17:57,105
It's what happened to Laverne & Shirley.
320
00:17:57,126 --> 00:18:00,939
You mean... the manatees aren't
trying to run the network?
321
00:18:01,171 --> 00:18:02,633
What manatees?!
322
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,647
Go ahead, Mr. President!
Continue what you were doing!
323
00:18:05,703 --> 00:18:08,120
No! You have to show
Mohammed, Mr. President!
324
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,321
Mr. President, we're
awaiting your orders!
325
00:18:10,349 --> 00:18:12,904
Sir, just think about what
you're doing to free speech!
326
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,308
No! Think about the
people who could get hurt!
327
00:18:15,711 --> 00:18:17,393
I don't know who to listen to!
328
00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:19,155
Okay, I'll make it easy for you
329
00:18:19,711 --> 00:18:21,728
Pull the Mohammed episode, now!
330
00:18:21,798 --> 00:18:23,062
Okay, I'll listen to you.
331
00:18:23,089 --> 00:18:24,901
Julie?
- No! Wait!
332
00:18:24,915 --> 00:18:28,860
You can't listen to him! He's a lying deceitful
monster who only wants Family Guy off the air!
333
00:18:28,930 --> 00:18:30,110
But he has a gun.
334
00:18:30,138 --> 00:18:34,242
You can't do what he wants just because
he's the one threatening you with violence!
335
00:18:34,395 --> 00:18:35,311
Shut up, Kyle!
336
00:18:35,353 --> 00:18:38,811
I can't be responsible for people
getting hurt. Especially me.
337
00:18:38,894 --> 00:18:42,005
Yes, people can get hurt.
That's how terrorism works.
338
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:45,449
But if you give into that, Doug,
you're allowing terrorism to work.
339
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:46,945
Do the right thing here.
340
00:18:47,015 --> 00:18:49,084
Give the orders to pull
the episode, Mr. President!
341
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:53,225
I shouldn't even be in the office still.
It's supposed to be half-day Friday.
342
00:18:53,628 --> 00:18:56,922
Mr. President, thirty seconds to
airtime. What do you want us to do?!
343
00:18:57,227 --> 00:18:58,783
Do the right thing, Mr. President.
344
00:18:58,852 --> 00:19:02,419
How about I allow the episode to air but,
just censor out the image of Mohammed again.
345
00:19:02,503 --> 00:19:03,891
I wish that was good enough.
346
00:19:03,989 --> 00:19:07,419
But if you censor out Mohammed, then
soon you'll have to censor out more.
347
00:19:07,516 --> 00:19:08,840
No gay speeches, Kyle!
348
00:19:09,007 --> 00:19:10,502
If you don't show Mohammed,
349
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:14,291
then you've made a distinction what
is okay to poke fun at and what isn't.
350
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,847
Either it's all okay, or none of it is.
351
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,641
Five seconds, Mr. President.
352
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,384
Do the right thing.
353
00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:22,709
Show Mohammed!
354
00:19:23,544 --> 00:19:25,756
Do... the right... thing!
355
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,755
Mr. President, we need a decision now!
356
00:19:30,967 --> 00:19:34,461
Family Guy goes on air
as planned... uncensored.
357
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:36,367
Yes!
358
00:19:36,402 --> 00:19:38,606
No! No! I hate Family Guy!
359
00:19:42,602 --> 00:19:43,386
Air it!
360
00:19:49,746 --> 00:19:52,437
Peter, you got a pink slip at work?
361
00:19:52,472 --> 00:19:58,790
You think that's bad? Remember the time I got a
salmon helmet from Mohammed while wearing a toga?
362
00:20:00,197 --> 00:20:01,541
Coming, Mohammed!
363
00:20:15,025 --> 00:20:17,768
Wow, a salmon helmet! Thanks!
364
00:20:18,643 --> 00:20:22,553
Anyway, what were we talking
about? Oh, yeah, my pink slip.
365
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,028
Hey... that wasn't bad at all.
366
00:20:25,177 --> 00:20:28,036
They just showed Mohammed
standing there, looking normal.
367
00:20:28,235 --> 00:20:30,898
Mr. President, the
terrorists are retaliating!
368
00:20:31,175 --> 00:20:31,868
What?
369
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:34,710
... and as soon as the image
of Mohammed appeared...
370
00:20:34,745 --> 00:20:37,958
terrorist leader al-Zawahri
announced the retaliation.
371
00:20:53,449 --> 00:20:54,977
Hello, I am American.
372
00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:56,780
I am American too.
373
00:20:56,887 --> 00:20:58,591
We like to crap on each other.
374
00:21:00,474 --> 00:21:03,487
Hello, I'm the President Bush,
I will crap on both of you.
375
00:21:04,268 --> 00:21:05,657
Oh, we love to crap!
376
00:21:06,252 --> 00:21:09,486
I'm American, I'm pregnant
with a baby but I'm not married!
377
00:21:09,521 --> 00:21:10,317
Let's crap!
378
00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:13,461
Look at me, I'm Jesus.
379
00:21:13,496 --> 00:21:16,404
Would you like me to
crap on you, Mr. Bush?
380
00:21:17,682 --> 00:21:20,087
Hmm... yummy, yummy crap!
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