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It's so awesome.
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He's actually in a band, too. They're
actually going to play at a homecoming,
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it's awesome.
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Yeah. Kind of draw them with, like, to
be their name, you know? Yeah, exactly,
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exactly. I mean, he's just so sweet to
me, Mom. He's just, like, honestly, I
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think he might be the one. Like, I'm so
excited that we're going to meet him.
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Oh, we will. Let's pump the break.
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Pump, fuck the jam.
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You know, meet you.
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I'm so young right now, and I feel like
I have to be thinking about the one. I
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feel like you being so young, you're
easily influenced by society, the media,
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even religion. They all tell us that
monogamy is the only way.
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That's bullshit.
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But I mean, don't you believe in true
love, kind of? You can be truly in love
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with somebody and not have to be
monogamous with them.
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Take your father, for instance.
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That man, he, he, when he got me in the
bedroom, it was just,
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I just knew that I wanted to be with
him.
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But that wasn't before I went and
experienced my 15 guy gangbang. Oh, my
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God, Mom, Mom, please, please, you don't
have to, please, no, let's not go
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there. I understand.
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I mean, he knew about all of that, and
he still loves me for me.
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You can connect with somebody on a
sexual level and not be in love with
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while still being in love with somebody
else.
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And then it can be an open relationship.
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They can go off and do their thing. You
can do your thing.
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Everything's honest, consensual, safe,
first and foremost, always wear condoms.
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You know, this is just the kind of stuff
that I want you to consider.
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in your 20s.
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Okay, and I hear you, Mom, and I really
do.
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And, yeah, I guess I could see trying to
be a little more open -minded, I guess.
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Yeah, open -minded. And you never know.
Your guy might like that.
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Well, I mean, I guess I kind of
understand Mom about being open -minded,
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mean, he's just so perfect. I mean,
straight A's, music player, like...
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What if he's not like that? You know,
what if I can't go do a 15 -night gay
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thing and then he's gonna look at me the
same, you know? How do you know?
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Then he's not the guy for you, honey.
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But what if he is? I mean, you just have
to meet him, Mom, okay? Like, you're
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gonna love him. I promise you will. I
absolutely will love him.
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I'm sure. Just don't forget.
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There are 10 Korean bits on every street
corner. You don't have to settle down
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with just one if you don't want to.
That's all I'm going to say about it. No
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more.
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Okay, Mom.
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I guess I'll keep it in my mind.
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But tonight, can we just focus on my
boyfriend?
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Yes, let's focus on him. Me and him. Me
loving him.
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I'm really excited that you're doing
this. We'll give him all of our
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Thank you, Mom. Thank you so much. I
love you. We love you.
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It's so hot in that little dress. Oh,
thank you. Really? I wanted to, you
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look a little cute from when you came
over, so.
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Success. Oh my gosh, you're here, Mom.
I'm so excited.
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Hi,
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Ryan.
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Thank you for coming.
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Yeah, of course.
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Mom.
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the famous Ryan, the infamous Ryan that
I've heard so much about.
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Hello, Mrs. Jensen. It's nice to meet
you.
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Danny. Call me Danny.
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He's so sweet, isn't he? So sweet.
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Well, I hope you enjoy this lovely meal
that we've prepared. Wow, this looks
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really good. Here, let me... You're so
nice.
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Thank you.
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Upon having you as our guest tonight.
So, I hope you do genuinely enjoy
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every last bite.
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I will take it personally if you don't
finish it all, so fair warning.
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Alright.
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Cheers. Thank you for having me.
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Yes, I have been anxious to put a face
to the name.
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But you know I've already told her all
about you. Yes, yes.
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And I'm here to see if it is actually
true or not.
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But don't be intimidated. We always joke
around here in this house, and we just
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like to say, if we're not making fun of
you, then that's when you really have to
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worry. Yeah, pretty much.
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So how was it?
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It was delicious.
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It was good.
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Good. And, you know, my mom, she
actually really likes musicians, too. I
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her that you play guitar.
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So, got you some brownie points there.
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I met up with a few musicians back in my
day.
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I wouldn't say I was a groupie,
necessarily.
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But I had a lot of fun, nonetheless.
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I wanted to have a band back in high
school, though.
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Oh, yeah?
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Just all right.
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Well, maybe you'll have to serenade us.
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Sometimes.
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And see just how on point your skills
are.
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But I'm told that you're actually
skilled in many different fields.
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Yeah, I look a little bit here about a
historian and about like a straight A's.
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My smart little man.
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Yeah, you just got to do your homework.
It's not that hard.
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What about sports? Do you involve in any
sports?
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Yeah, I'm a quarterback actually. I
guess I do.
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I do everything.
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No,
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not, uh, yes.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Well, uh, yeah, I mean, you, I love, I
love hearing about all these amazing
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accomplishments of yours and how did you
meet again?
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Oh, we actually met when we were both
going to get books for school, and so I
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was looking for a book, and he grabbed
the last one, and so I wanted it really
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badly, and he was just such a gentleman,
so he made sure I got it so I could get
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my studies done, because he was actually
heading to class already.
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But yeah, I mean, he's a complete and
total gentleman.
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That's what I like to hear, because
I'm...
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Sure, you would understand that if I
find out otherwise.
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I think he's a little done in the house.
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No. He's great. No, enough said.
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He has nothing to worry about. He's my
little sweetheart. I love him.
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Oh my goodness.
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I spent all day playing over him. That's
dope.
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I'm just tickled pink that you like it
so much.
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It came out really good, too.
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Honey?
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Oh, my God.
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You guys are just too fucking cute. I
just can't right now. I can't eat it.
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It's so good, Mom. Thank you.
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Such a sweetheart skipping practice to
come see me and meet my mom.
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Just down the street.
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Yeah, regular old knife and shiny armor.
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I told you he's a real sweetheart,
though.
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Like I said, mommy's perfect.
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Now do you kind of get what I was saying
earlier?
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Yeah, but I feel like, you know, you
can't really tell until you've
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been with somebody for an extended
period of time.
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Sounds awesome.
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Right.
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I know that my daughter has told me all
these
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wonderful things about you, but why
don't you tell me a little bit about
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yourself?
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I'm still a good student and a good...
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Boyfriend and... Don't be so shy, honey.
Tell us about all your accomplishments.
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Don't be nervous. All your classes,
valedictorian.
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What I want to know is how many... How
many girls have you been with?
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Oh, um... Or, and... Are you open
-minded?
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Are you okay with the thought of, you
know, being with other people while
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in a committed relationship?
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You know, consensual, honest?
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Safe with condoms with other people, of
course.
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Because, you know, I was just telling my
daughter that you can't let society and
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religion and the media tell you that
monogamy is the only way. Because, you
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what? There is no one right way to be
happy.
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Period. So you just have to do whatever
works best for you.
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And, you know, how do you feel about
gangbanging?
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Mom! Mom, seriously!
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Come on!
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Come on. We're here to meet each other.
We don't have to get that all in. We're
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adults here. We're adults here. But on
your birthday, you couldn't wait until,
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like, next time, or dessert at least,
before asking something like that? It's
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fine. No, no, it's fine. That's totally
understandable.
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I mean, I'm sure I'll have even more
questions about dessert, but... I'm not
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sure I know how to answer.
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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That was...
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I can't believe you're trying to
embarrass me, mom. I'm not. I just want
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guys to be open -minded is all.
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And, you know, when you think that
somebody is the one, then you make your
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happiness about their happiness. And you
can lose sight of yourself.
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And I just don't want that to happen to
either one of you.
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Whatever I have to do to stay with you
guys.
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Like I told you, I'm really happy with
you.
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So, I mean, I don't see us going
anywhere, right?
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Um, I can go to the bathroom.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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It's on the left, okay, Brian?
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Okay.
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Wow. Yeah.
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Did you say first door on the left?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay. Thank you.
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my god
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Thank you.
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Mom, do you need help with the drinks?
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No, oh my God.
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I'm good.
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Just take a seat, relax.
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Are you sure everything's okay?
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Yes, you know, I just had so much fun
finding which bottle of wine that I
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thought would complement dinner the
most. And so I just, I got caught up,
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know me, I get caught up in a little
detail and I just...
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lose my mind. So why don't you just go
enjoy dinner.
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You guys go see your movie.
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And I'll be right out with my wine.
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Once I figure out which bottle I want.
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It may take a little bit longer.
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But I'll be back.
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Okay. Love you.
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Okay. Bye.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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