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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,706 --> 00:01:16,506 - LOOK OUT! - HEY! 2 00:01:20,979 --> 00:01:24,825 HURRY, TATTOO, HURRY. YOU KNOW THIS IS MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK. 3 00:01:24,849 --> 00:01:28,096 I KNOW, BOSS. IT'S THE DAY WHEN THE CHILDREN COME. 4 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,698 - TATTOO... - YES, WHAT? 5 00:01:30,722 --> 00:01:35,336 YOU JUST FINISHED READING THE SHERLOCK HOLMES BOOK I GAVE YOU 6 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,573 AND HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A MASTER OF DISGUISE, RIGHT? 7 00:01:38,597 --> 00:01:43,010 - HOE DID YOU KNOW? - ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR TATTOO, ELEMENTARY. 8 00:01:43,034 --> 00:01:44,834 COME, IT'S TIME TO MEET THE BALLOON. 9 00:02:34,753 --> 00:02:37,132 YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE COLLINS FAMILY. 10 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:42,036 SCOOTER, WILLIE, ROB, 11 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:43,371 AND THEIR SISTER JODIE. 12 00:02:43,395 --> 00:02:44,606 THANK YOU, CAPTAIN BALLOON. 13 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:46,608 WHAT'S THEIR FANTASY, BOSS? 14 00:02:46,632 --> 00:02:48,243 TO GET AWAY FROM THEIR PARENTS? 15 00:02:48,267 --> 00:02:52,547 OH, FAR FROM IT, TATTOO. THEY LOVE THEIR PARENTS VERY VERY MUCH. 16 00:02:52,571 --> 00:02:54,749 THEN WHAT'S THEIR FANTASY? 17 00:02:54,773 --> 00:02:59,587 ONE SHARED BY CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD, TATTOO. TO BECOME INSTANT ROCK STARS. 18 00:02:59,611 --> 00:03:02,690 THEY ALL WANT TO. DO THEY HAVE ANY TALENT? 19 00:03:02,714 --> 00:03:04,058 A GOOD QUESTION, TATTOO. 20 00:03:04,082 --> 00:03:06,516 A VERY GOOD QUESTION INDEED. 21 00:03:09,488 --> 00:03:12,534 NEXT IS THE ACES HIGH MAGIC CLUB 22 00:03:12,558 --> 00:03:14,335 FROM SAN FERNANDO, CALIFORNIA. 23 00:03:14,359 --> 00:03:15,736 ALONG WITH DARIUS SCOTT AND THEIR CHAPERONE, 24 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,274 DARIUS'S AUNT ANDREA. 25 00:03:19,298 --> 00:03:22,377 MAGIC? YOU MEAN THEY'RE ALL MAGICIANS? 26 00:03:22,401 --> 00:03:26,947 TO VARYING DEGREES, YES. DARIUS HIMSELF IS QUITE ACCOMPLISHED. 27 00:03:26,971 --> 00:03:30,451 AND HE ENJOYS TEACHING HIS FRIENDS HOW TO ENTERTAIN OTHERS. 28 00:03:30,475 --> 00:03:33,688 ONLY THREE IN THE CLUB? 29 00:03:33,712 --> 00:03:34,989 THAT'S NOT A VERY BIG CLUB. 30 00:03:35,013 --> 00:03:36,724 WHAT'S THEIR FANTASY, BOSS? 31 00:03:36,748 --> 00:03:41,162 TO PULL OFF WHAT DARIUS CALLS THE GREATEST TRICK EVER. 32 00:03:41,186 --> 00:03:43,464 THIS WEEKEND THOSE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO RUN 33 00:03:43,488 --> 00:03:45,233 THE FANTASY ISLAND AMUSEMENT PARK. 34 00:03:45,257 --> 00:03:47,535 DARIUS HOPES TO HAVE LOTS OF FUN, 35 00:03:47,559 --> 00:03:51,539 BUT AS I TOLD YOU, MY FRIEND, DARIUS IS AN ACCOMPLISHED MAGICIAN. 36 00:03:51,563 --> 00:03:55,410 AND ONE CAN NEVER BE SURE WHAT A MAGICIAN MIGHT HAVE UP HIS SLEEVE 37 00:03:55,434 --> 00:03:58,468 ONCE HE HAS YOUR ATTENTION CENTERED WHERE HE WANTS IT. 38 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:03,017 MT DEAR FRIENDS, I AM MR. ROARKE, YOUR HOST. 39 00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:05,475 WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND! 40 00:04:40,011 --> 00:04:42,022 WOW, WHAT A LAYOUT! 41 00:04:42,046 --> 00:04:44,458 CHECK OUT THE ICE CREAM FOUNTAIN! 42 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:46,460 FORGET THE ICE CREAM. NOW LOOK, I TOLD YOU GUYS 43 00:04:46,484 --> 00:04:48,662 TO LAY OFF THE JUNK FOOD, OKAY? 44 00:04:48,686 --> 00:04:50,330 AH, THE COLLINS FAMILY. 45 00:04:50,354 --> 00:04:52,199 MR. ROARKE, YOU'RE JUST THE MAN WE WANTED TO SEE. 46 00:04:52,223 --> 00:04:53,901 I HAD EXPECTED TO SEE YOU AT THE POOL. 47 00:04:53,925 --> 00:04:55,903 WE HAD A COUPLE OF THINGS TO SO FIRST. 48 00:04:55,927 --> 00:04:57,971 YEAH, LIKE TAKING A DUMB NAP. 49 00:04:57,995 --> 00:05:00,775 WELL, WHAT MAY I DO FOR YOU? 50 00:05:00,799 --> 00:05:03,310 COULD YOU TELL US WHEN OUR FANTASY'S GOING TO BEGIN? 51 00:05:03,334 --> 00:05:06,046 OH, THAT'S EASY. IT ALREADY HAS STARTED. 52 00:05:06,070 --> 00:05:10,384 WHAT TATTOO MEANS IS THAT YOU ARE ALREADY ROCK STARS 53 00:05:10,408 --> 00:05:11,919 IN CERTAIN PARTS OF THE WORLD. 54 00:05:11,943 --> 00:05:15,122 OH, REALLY? WELL, WHAT PART OF THE WORLD ARE WE STARS IN? 55 00:05:15,146 --> 00:05:18,826 ENGLAND. YOU SEE, I TOOK THE DEMONSTRATION TAPE 56 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:21,061 YOU SENT ME AND HAD IT RELEASED AS AN ALBUM. 57 00:05:21,085 --> 00:05:25,633 WELL, YOUR ALBUM SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE BRITISH CHARTS. 58 00:05:25,657 --> 00:05:27,768 SEE, I TOLD YOU GUYS WE WERE GOOD. 59 00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:30,304 - THAT'S TERRIFIC, BUT... - I KNOW. 60 00:05:30,328 --> 00:05:35,843 YOU WANT SOME IRONCLAD PROOF OF YOUR NEWLY FOUND FAME. RIGHT? 61 00:05:35,867 --> 00:05:37,110 IT WOULD BE NICE. 62 00:05:37,134 --> 00:05:39,747 BEFORE MR. ROARKE DELIVERS THE PROOF, 63 00:05:39,771 --> 00:05:41,849 THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE YOU SHOULD KNOW. 64 00:05:41,873 --> 00:05:43,283 OH? WHAT'S THAT? 65 00:05:43,307 --> 00:05:46,186 I ALSO RELEASED YOUR ALBUM HERE ON FANTASY ISLAND. 66 00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:48,589 WHILE WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHARTS OF TOP 40, 67 00:05:48,613 --> 00:05:51,158 I CAN READILY ASSURE YOU THAT THE COLLINS FAMILY 68 00:05:51,182 --> 00:05:55,618 HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED ROCK STARDOM RIGHT HERE. 69 00:06:17,174 --> 00:06:19,241 IF THIS IS STARDOM, FORGET IT. 70 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:25,993 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - FOR YOU TO MARRY ME. 71 00:06:26,017 --> 00:06:27,862 - THAT'S CRAZY. - WHY? 72 00:06:27,886 --> 00:06:30,486 WELL, FOR STARTERS, I'M ONLY NINE. 73 00:06:43,868 --> 00:06:45,278 ROSES! A SHOWER OF ROSES 74 00:06:45,302 --> 00:06:49,583 TO THANK YOU FOR OUR FANTASY OF RUNNING AN AMUSEMENT PARK. 75 00:06:49,607 --> 00:06:51,886 EXCUSE ME. DARIUS, HOW COULD YOU? 76 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:56,189 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY NEPHEW TOSSING CONFETTI ALL OVER YOU. 77 00:06:56,213 --> 00:06:58,091 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 78 00:06:58,115 --> 00:07:01,161 IT WASN'T ALL CONFETTI. THEY WERE ROSES. 79 00:07:01,185 --> 00:07:05,332 NOT REAL ROSES. I COULDN'T AFFORD REAL ONES. 80 00:07:05,356 --> 00:07:07,601 I CUT THEM OUT OF MAGAZINES. 81 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:09,904 SEE? THEY'RE REALLY ROSES. 82 00:07:09,928 --> 00:07:12,072 THERE IS REALLY NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR. 83 00:07:12,096 --> 00:07:14,997 NOW ENJOY YOURSELF, DARIUS. 84 00:07:17,569 --> 00:07:20,581 SAY, GUYS, I GOT A GREAT TRICK FOR YOU. CAN I HAVE A VOLUNTEER? 85 00:07:20,605 --> 00:07:24,418 I'M AFRAID YOU GENTLEMEN ARE BEING MUCH TOO LENIENT WITH HIM. 86 00:07:24,442 --> 00:07:26,887 BUT HE SEEMS TO BE SUCH A NICE BOY. 87 00:07:26,911 --> 00:07:29,423 BEING NICE ISN'T THE PROBLEM WITH DARIUS. 88 00:07:29,447 --> 00:07:32,392 YOU SAW THE WAY HE WAS ACTING TODAY. 89 00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:33,928 HE'S LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. 90 00:07:33,952 --> 00:07:37,097 HE LIVES IN A WORLD ALL HIS OWN, A WORLD OF MAGIC. 91 00:07:37,121 --> 00:07:40,100 I KEEP HOPING HE'LL OUTGROW IT, BUT I GUESS IT'S HARD FOR... 92 00:07:40,124 --> 00:07:43,037 WELL, HIS MOTHER... MY SISTER... 93 00:07:43,061 --> 00:07:44,805 SHE DIED FIVE YEARS AGO. 94 00:07:44,829 --> 00:07:47,374 BUT DOES HE HAVE A FATHER? 95 00:07:47,398 --> 00:07:51,545 YEAH, HE HAS A FATHER ALL RIGHT, BUT HE HARDLY EVER SEES DARIUS. 96 00:07:51,569 --> 00:07:55,315 TOO EMBARRASSED, I GUESS. HE'S A THIRD-RATE CARNIVAL STUNT MAN 97 00:07:55,339 --> 00:07:59,086 WHO SPENDS WHAT LITTLE MONEY HE MAKES ON HIS PRECIOUS MOTORCYCLE 98 00:07:59,110 --> 00:08:01,188 AND FLASHY LEATHER OUTFITS. 99 00:08:01,212 --> 00:08:03,892 THEN HE'S LAID UP IN THE HOSPITAL HALF THE TIME. 100 00:08:04,816 --> 00:08:07,427 BUT HE DOES COMMUNICATE WITH THE BOY, DOESN'T HE? 101 00:08:07,451 --> 00:08:09,997 CERTAINLY. POSTCARDS AND LETTERS, 102 00:08:10,021 --> 00:08:12,332 NEVER DOUBTING HE'S GONNA MAKE THE BIG TIME. 103 00:08:12,356 --> 00:08:16,670 DARIUS'S FATHER IS A 35 YEAR OLD BOY WHO NEVER GREW UP. 104 00:08:16,694 --> 00:08:18,639 AND HE NEVER WILL. 105 00:08:18,663 --> 00:08:22,031 AND THAT POOR CHILD HAS TO PAY THE PRICE. 106 00:08:40,151 --> 00:08:42,462 WHO EVER HEARD OF ROCK STARS DOING HOMEWORK? 107 00:08:42,486 --> 00:08:45,532 I DID, SO STOP COMPLAINING. 108 00:08:45,556 --> 00:08:48,535 ALL RIGHT, JODIE, IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK DINNER. 109 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:50,626 AND NO MORE OF YOUR FAMOUS HOT DOG SOUP. 110 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:53,573 HEY, WHERE'S SCOOTER? 111 00:08:53,597 --> 00:08:55,308 HE'S AT IT AGAIN, ROB. 112 00:08:55,332 --> 00:08:59,146 YEAH. JODIE AND I GOT TO TALKING HOW GREAT IT WAS TO BE ROCK STARS, 113 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:02,672 AND I SAID, "BOY, WOULDN'T MOM AND DAD BE PROUD OF US NOW?" 114 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:29,109 HEY, SCOOTER. 115 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,767 DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT ROCK STARS DON'T CRY? 116 00:09:34,205 --> 00:09:36,839 COME ON. SIT UP AND TALK TO ME. 117 00:09:43,848 --> 00:09:45,258 I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT UNDER CONTROL. 118 00:09:45,282 --> 00:09:49,362 I THOUGHT I DID TOO. 119 00:09:49,386 --> 00:09:53,300 LOOK, SCOOTER, MOM AND DAD ARE GONE, 120 00:09:53,324 --> 00:09:54,868 AND NOTHING CAN BRING THEM BACK. 121 00:09:54,892 --> 00:09:56,369 BUT THE COAST GUARD SAID... 122 00:09:56,393 --> 00:09:59,139 THE COAST GUARD SAID THE BOAT WENT DOWN IN THE HURRICANE. 123 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,540 AND THAT WAS OVER A MONTH AGO. 124 00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:04,433 YEAH, BUT MAYBE SOMEHOW THEY GOT ASHORE. 125 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:08,548 LET'S FACE IT, SCOOTER, 126 00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:10,732 IT'S JUST THE FOUR OF US AGAINST THE WORLD NOW. 127 00:10:12,676 --> 00:10:15,544 YEAH. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 128 00:10:17,548 --> 00:10:20,548 HEY, LOOK, HAVEN'T I BEEN TAKING CARE OF YOU LIKE I SAID I WOULD? 129 00:10:22,053 --> 00:10:25,287 AND ISN'T THIS BETTER THAN THAT OLD FOSTER HOME THEY STUCK YOU IN? 130 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,435 IT SURE IS. 131 00:10:28,459 --> 00:10:31,138 THEN WE'LL STICK TO MY GAME PLAN, OKAY? 132 00:10:31,162 --> 00:10:32,940 I JUST HOPE IT WORKS OUT. 133 00:10:32,964 --> 00:10:34,708 SURE IT'LL WORK OUT. 134 00:10:34,732 --> 00:10:38,511 I'M GONNA BE 18 IN THREE MONTHS, AND THAT MAKE ME A LEGAL ADULT BACK HOME. 135 00:10:38,535 --> 00:10:43,550 ONCE WE BECOME BIG ROCK STARS, WE'LL BUY A TREMENDOUS HOUSE 136 00:10:43,574 --> 00:10:46,108 AND WE'LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. HOW'S THAT? 137 00:10:50,347 --> 00:10:51,347 ALL RIGHT? 138 00:10:54,718 --> 00:10:55,718 ALL RIGHT. 139 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,838 WOWEE! 140 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:21,454 WOW! 141 00:11:21,478 --> 00:11:23,123 THIS IS TERRIFIC! 142 00:11:23,147 --> 00:11:25,125 ARE WE REALLY GONNA BE IN CHARGE? 143 00:11:25,149 --> 00:11:28,796 - OF COURSE. THAT WAS YOUR FANTASY, WASN'T IT? - YES. 144 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:31,187 YOU BETTER PIN THIS ON. 145 00:11:33,557 --> 00:11:35,068 WHAT ARE THEY FOR? 146 00:11:35,092 --> 00:11:37,204 THE BADGES SAY "ASSISTANT MANAGER." 147 00:11:37,228 --> 00:11:40,407 NOW THE RULE IS, ONLY THE MANAGER CAN OVERRIDE 148 00:11:40,431 --> 00:11:43,643 AN ORDER GIVEN BY AN ASSISTANT MANAGER. YOU UNDERSTAND? 149 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:44,878 WHO'S THE MANAGER? 150 00:11:44,902 --> 00:11:46,802 WHO ELSE? 151 00:11:48,505 --> 00:11:50,884 YOU BETTER GET ACQUAINTED WITH THE PARK, MY FRIENDS. 152 00:11:50,908 --> 00:11:53,253 AS YOU CAN SEE, THEY ARE CHECKING THE EQUIPMENT NOW 153 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:58,025 AND WE WILL OPEN THE GATES AND ADMIT YOUR FIRST CUSTOMERS IN HALF AN HOUR. 154 00:11:58,049 --> 00:11:59,526 - ALL RIGHT? - COME ON! 155 00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,594 - YEAH! - ALL RIGHT! 156 00:12:01,618 --> 00:12:03,018 LOOK AT THAT RIDE OVER THERE! 157 00:12:04,421 --> 00:12:06,055 HEY, WAIT FOR ME! 158 00:12:12,263 --> 00:12:15,142 FROM NOW ON, EVERYBODY GETS A DOUBLE TURN. 159 00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,243 DOUBLE TURN? 160 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:19,179 THAT WAY EVERYONE CAN HAVE TWICE AS MUCH FUN. 161 00:12:19,203 --> 00:12:22,015 - YEAH. - EVERYBODY GETS A DOUBLE TURN! 162 00:12:23,474 --> 00:12:25,652 GIVE EVERYONE TRIPLE PORTIONS FOR THE SAME PRICE. 163 00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:27,721 HOW COME? 164 00:12:27,745 --> 00:12:32,392 IT TAKES MORE THAN ONE TO REALLY ENJOY THEM. BESIDES... 165 00:12:38,923 --> 00:12:42,870 HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS, FOLKS, BECAUSE WE ARE GOING AROUND SOME MORE, 166 00:12:42,894 --> 00:12:44,927 COMPLIMENTS OF THE NEW MANAGEMENT HERE! 167 00:12:51,435 --> 00:12:53,213 I'M SO HAPPY AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY. 168 00:12:53,237 --> 00:12:55,215 BECAUSE EVERYONE'S HAPPY. 169 00:12:55,239 --> 00:12:57,484 AND WE MADE IT THAT WAY. 170 00:12:57,508 --> 00:13:00,254 DARIUS, THIS IS THE BEST FANTASY EVER. 171 00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:04,146 YEAH, MR. ROARKE SURE DOES KNOW HOW TO DELIVER FANTASIES. 172 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:12,988 I JUST HOPE HE KNOWS HOW TO DELIVER MY DAD. 173 00:13:22,399 --> 00:13:25,712 - AH, HERE THEY ARE! - HI, MR. ROARKE, HI, TATTOO. 174 00:13:25,736 --> 00:13:26,713 WELCOME. 175 00:13:26,737 --> 00:13:28,115 ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR FAME? 176 00:13:28,139 --> 00:13:30,150 - FANTASTIC. - SO FAR IT'S BEEN TERRIFIC. 177 00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:32,953 BUT I HAVE ONE QUESTION. 178 00:13:32,977 --> 00:13:35,956 HOW COULD WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY IN A BIG HURRY? 179 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:39,248 AS A MATTER OF FACT, EVER HEAR OF BRIAN LIPSCOMBE? 180 00:13:40,584 --> 00:13:42,296 HEAR OF HIM? HE'S ONLY THE NUMBER ONE RECORD 181 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,631 AND CONCERT PROMOTER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! 182 00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:46,266 ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, WILLIE. 183 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:49,903 PRECISELY WHY I HAVE INVITED THE ESTEEMED MR. LIPSCOMBE 184 00:13:49,927 --> 00:13:52,139 TO HEAR YOU IN CONCERT TOMORROW. 185 00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:54,774 I PROMISED THAT YOU'D PUT ON A CONCERT JUST FOR HIM. 186 00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:56,076 ALL RIGHT! 187 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,278 AND IF BRIAN LIPSCOMBE LIKES YOU, 188 00:13:58,302 --> 00:13:59,279 THE SKY IS THE LIMIT! 189 00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:02,382 - WOW! - DOUBLE WOW! 190 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:06,286 HOLD ON. UM, MR. ROARKE, CAN WE, UH... 191 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,654 HEAR THIS HIT ALBUM OF OURS? 192 00:14:07,678 --> 00:14:11,091 OF COURSE. BUT, UH, WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 193 00:14:11,115 --> 00:14:13,660 - SURE. - COULD YOU PLAY ALONG WITH IT? 194 00:14:13,684 --> 00:14:15,117 WE'D LOVE TO! 195 00:14:17,221 --> 00:14:18,320 TATTOO. 196 00:14:25,562 --> 00:14:28,030 ♪ ♪ 197 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:33,080 ♪ THE KIDS ALL THINK I'M CRAZY ♪ 198 00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:37,317 ♪ FOR RUNNING AFTER YOU ♪ 199 00:14:37,341 --> 00:14:40,687 ♪ THEY SAY YOU PLAY HARD TO GET ♪ 200 00:14:40,711 --> 00:14:44,113 ♪ WITH EVERY BOY AT SCHOOL ♪ 201 00:15:00,031 --> 00:15:02,209 ♪ READY OR NOT, BABY ♪ 202 00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:04,011 - ♪ HERE I COME ♪ - ♪ READY OR NOT ♪ 203 00:15:04,035 --> 00:15:05,834 WAIT A MINUTE. NOW HOLD IT. HOLD IT! 204 00:15:08,339 --> 00:15:12,819 SOMETHING WRONG? YOU SEEM TO BE SUFFERING FROM MIXED EMOTIONS. 205 00:15:12,843 --> 00:15:14,587 DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR HIT ALBUM? 206 00:15:14,611 --> 00:15:17,391 - IT'S TERRIFIC. BUT IT'S NOT US. - RIGHT. 207 00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:19,559 OH, BUT IT IS, IT IS. 208 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,128 TATTOO IS QUITE CORRECT. 209 00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:24,264 YOU SEE, I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF HAVING YOUR DEMONSTRATION TAPE 210 00:15:24,288 --> 00:15:27,734 ELECTRONICALLY ENHANCED BEFORE THE RECORDING WAS MADE. 211 00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:31,104 BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA MATCH THAT SOUND FOR MR. LIPSCOMBE TOMORROW NIGHT? 212 00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:35,742 WITH FAME AND FORTUNE WITHIN SUCH EASY GRASP, 213 00:15:35,766 --> 00:15:37,726 I'M CERTAIN YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 214 00:15:40,104 --> 00:15:41,770 TATTOO. 215 00:15:55,752 --> 00:15:57,797 GOOD AFTERNOON. 216 00:15:57,821 --> 00:15:59,266 GOOD AFTERNOON. 217 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:01,234 - YOU MUST BE THE GREAT SCOTT. - AND YOU MUST BE MR. ROARKE. 218 00:16:01,258 --> 00:16:02,235 - THAT'S RIGHT. - THANK YOU FOR COMING. 219 00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:04,171 OH, NOT AT ALL. 220 00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:07,507 I'M HAVING TO PINCH MYSELF. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. 221 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:11,044 - I MEAN, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. - YES. 222 00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:14,047 I'VE GOT A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 223 00:16:14,071 --> 00:16:17,351 - WHAT? - MUCH OF MY CAREER... 224 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,952 WELL, MOST OF IT, 225 00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:22,055 HAS BEEN MOTORCYCLE STUNTS AND CHEAP TOURING CARNIVALS 226 00:16:22,079 --> 00:16:25,558 WITH RAMSHACKLE EQUIPMENT AND UNSAFE CONDITIONS. 227 00:16:25,582 --> 00:16:27,427 BUT THIS TIME, 228 00:16:27,451 --> 00:16:29,562 IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT. 229 00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:34,401 A 225 FOOT LEAP OVER A LAGOON! 230 00:16:34,425 --> 00:16:38,372 AND WHEN I MAKE IT, I MAY FINALLY GET A SHOT 231 00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:40,374 AT THE BIG TIME. 232 00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:41,674 A BIG TOUR. 233 00:16:41,698 --> 00:16:44,777 THAT'S MORE THAN A POSSIBILITY, MR. SCOTT. 234 00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:46,880 IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT THERE IS A CONVENTION 235 00:16:46,904 --> 00:16:49,016 OF SPORTS JOURNALISTS AND BOOKERS 236 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,385 FROM MAJOR ENTERTAINMENT PARKS ON THE ISLAND. 237 00:16:51,409 --> 00:16:53,586 THEY WILL ALL BE PRESENT FOR YOUR PERFORMANCE. 238 00:16:53,610 --> 00:16:55,822 THAT'S JUST LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE! 239 00:16:55,846 --> 00:16:58,091 YES. 240 00:16:58,115 --> 00:17:00,093 YES. 241 00:17:00,117 --> 00:17:04,264 THERE IS SOMETHING I MUST CONFESS. 242 00:17:04,288 --> 00:17:09,002 YOU SEE, MOTORCYCLE STUNTS ARE NOT THE FANTASY ISLAND'S AMUSEMENT PARK'S 243 00:17:09,026 --> 00:17:11,471 STANDARD BRAND OF ENTERTAINMENT, YOU UNDERSTAND. 244 00:17:11,495 --> 00:17:13,806 SO, UM, UH... 245 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,775 WELL, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, 246 00:17:15,799 --> 00:17:17,544 I AM NOT THE ONE WHO HIRED YOU. 247 00:17:17,568 --> 00:17:20,447 WELL, THEN WHO? 248 00:17:20,471 --> 00:17:23,216 THAT I AM NOT AT LIBERTY TO TELL. 249 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,886 I'M SORRY. THE PARTY WISHES TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS, AT LEAST FOR THE TIME BEING. 250 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:29,622 WELL, WHOEVER THAT PERSON IS, 251 00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:32,025 WHEN I DO THIS STUNT TOMORROW, 252 00:17:32,049 --> 00:17:35,162 I WON'T LET THEM DOWN, I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT. 253 00:17:35,186 --> 00:17:38,865 NOT TOO DANGEROUS A STUNT, I HOPE. 254 00:17:38,889 --> 00:17:41,501 THEY'RE ALL DANGEROUS, MR. ROARKE. 255 00:17:41,525 --> 00:17:45,838 BUT IF I CAN MAKE A SPECTACULAR APPEARANCE AT THIS PARK TOMORROW, 256 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:49,509 IT COULD BE THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 257 00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:52,679 FOR YOUR SAKE, MR. SCOTT, I HOPE IT ALL WORKS OUT. 258 00:17:52,703 --> 00:17:54,681 THANK YOU. 259 00:17:54,705 --> 00:17:57,506 - GOOD AFTERNOON. - GOOD AFTERNOON. 260 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,137 YOUR FATHER LOOKS FINE. 261 00:18:17,161 --> 00:18:20,907 HE'S VERY EXCITED, THINKS THIS IS GOING TO BE HIS BIG BREAK. 262 00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:22,642 THANKS, MR. ROARKE, 263 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,467 FOR THE BEST FANTASY YOU'VE EVER GIVEN ANYONE. 264 00:18:30,374 --> 00:18:31,654 I GOTTA GET TO WORK. 265 00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:14,449 GUESS WHO? 266 00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:21,668 THAT DISGUISE IS TRULY A WORK OF ART. 267 00:19:21,692 --> 00:19:23,637 HAH. 268 00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:26,739 ORDINARILY I WOULD BE TEMPTED TO SAY 269 00:19:26,763 --> 00:19:30,232 THAT YOU ARE TATTOO. 270 00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:35,848 BUT THEN AGAIN I CAN'T BE POSITIVE. 271 00:19:35,872 --> 00:19:39,519 IT'S ME, BOSS! 272 00:19:39,543 --> 00:19:41,521 I'M GETTING BETTER AND BETTER, AM I NOT? 273 00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:45,024 OH, INDEED YOU ARE. PRETTY SOON I WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU AT ALL. 274 00:19:45,048 --> 00:19:46,326 YOU SEE THAT HAND? 275 00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:47,350 IT'S A HOOK! 276 00:19:55,158 --> 00:19:57,036 YOUR ANTIQUE LAMP! 277 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,438 I'M SORRY, BOSS. 278 00:19:58,462 --> 00:20:03,176 MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION AS TO YOUR NEXT DISGUISE? 279 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,612 OH, SURE, BOSS. WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE? 280 00:20:05,636 --> 00:20:07,802 HOW ABOUT THE INVISIBLE MAN? 281 00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:34,574 PLEASE SIT DOWN. 282 00:20:34,598 --> 00:20:37,477 BE QUIET, BE QUIET. PLEASE BE QUIET. 283 00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:42,148 INTRODUCING EUROPE'S HOTTEST ROCK STARS, 284 00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:45,173 THE COLLINS KIDS! 285 00:20:58,455 --> 00:21:01,134 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 286 00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:03,759 ♪ ♪ 287 00:21:05,362 --> 00:21:08,941 ♪ THE KIDS ALL THINK I'M CRAZY ♪ 288 00:21:08,965 --> 00:21:13,179 ♪ FOR RUNNING AFTER YOU ♪ 289 00:21:13,203 --> 00:21:16,549 ♪ THEY SAY YOU PLAY HARD TO GET ♪ 290 00:21:16,573 --> 00:21:19,974 ♪ WITH EVERY BOY AT SCHOOL ♪ 291 00:21:23,146 --> 00:21:25,358 DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT I THINK WE'RE A HIT. 292 00:21:25,382 --> 00:21:28,582 YEAH, THAT MR. ROARKE SURE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. 293 00:21:36,259 --> 00:21:38,204 ♪ READY OR NOT, BABY ♪ 294 00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:41,496 - ♪ HERE I COME ♪ - ♪ READY OR NOT... ♪ 295 00:22:05,756 --> 00:22:07,534 OH, HI, BOSS. 296 00:22:07,558 --> 00:22:12,104 HOW MUCH ARE YOU BEING PAID TO PLAY THAT ALBUM WHILE THEY LIP SYNC TO IT? 297 00:22:12,128 --> 00:22:15,408 OH, BOSS, YOU DON'T THINK I WOULD TAKE MONEY FROM KIDS, DO YOU? 298 00:22:15,432 --> 00:22:16,976 HOW MUCH? 299 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,067 10 BUCKS. 300 00:22:20,838 --> 00:22:24,584 EXCUSE ME, BOSS, BUT IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT NUMBER. 301 00:22:24,608 --> 00:22:27,387 OH, BY THE WAY, I'VE GOT A PHONE MESSAGE FOR YOU. 302 00:22:27,411 --> 00:22:30,846 IT SAID THAT SOMEBODY VERY IMPORTANT WAS WAITING FOR YOU AT THE HOUSE. 303 00:22:32,516 --> 00:22:34,249 10 BUCKS. 304 00:22:41,992 --> 00:22:45,405 ♪ I'M GONNA GET YOU AND THEN YOU'LL SEE ♪ 305 00:22:45,429 --> 00:22:49,798 ♪ HOW MUCH FUN LOVE CAN BE. ♪ 306 00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:04,891 THE LAW IS THE LAW, MR. ROARKE. THOSE COLLINS CHILDREN ARE RUNAWAYS. 307 00:23:04,915 --> 00:23:07,126 AND THEY MUST BE RETURNED TO THEIR FOSTER HOMES. 308 00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:10,430 MY DEAR MS. RIDGES, 309 00:23:10,454 --> 00:23:12,766 THERE IS WHAT IS CALLED THE LETTER OF THE LAW... 310 00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:15,835 YES YES, AND THAT WHICH IS CALLED THE SPIRIT OF THE LAW. 311 00:23:15,859 --> 00:23:17,303 PRECISELY. 312 00:23:17,327 --> 00:23:20,507 AS SOCIAL WORKER IN CHARGE OF THOSE CHILDREN, 313 00:23:20,531 --> 00:23:23,510 IT IS MY DUTY TO OBSERVE THE LETTER OF THE LAW. 314 00:23:23,534 --> 00:23:25,912 OH, THAT IS SUCH A SHAME. 315 00:23:25,936 --> 00:23:27,313 WHAT'S A SHAME? 316 00:23:27,337 --> 00:23:30,283 THAT YOU INSIST ON DEALING WITH THE LETTER OF THE LAW. 317 00:23:30,307 --> 00:23:33,252 YOU SEE, I HAPPEN TO BE THE LAW ON FANTASY ISLAND 318 00:23:33,276 --> 00:23:35,388 AND THE LETTER OF MY LAW STIPULATES THAT YOU 319 00:23:35,412 --> 00:23:37,690 HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO JURISDICTION HERE. 320 00:23:37,714 --> 00:23:40,560 IN SHORT, MS. RIDGES, THE CHILDREN WILL REMAIN ON FANTASY ISLAND 321 00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:42,529 UNTIL I SAY OTHERWISE. 322 00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:44,864 I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW, MR. ROARKE, 323 00:23:44,888 --> 00:23:47,967 THAT I AM HERE TO ENSURE THAT THOSE CHILDREN ARE 324 00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:50,036 RETURNED TO THEIR FOSTER HOMES. 325 00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:54,228 AND I AM THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO GETS THE JOB DONE! 326 00:24:09,713 --> 00:24:11,379 HEY GUYS, LISTEN UP. 327 00:24:12,816 --> 00:24:15,562 GUYS, COME ON. 328 00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:17,864 ALL RIGHT. NOW I'M SORRY TO GET YOU UP SO EARLY IN THE MORNING. 329 00:24:17,888 --> 00:24:20,332 BUT TATTOO SHOWED ME SOME REPORTS 330 00:24:20,356 --> 00:24:23,925 AND WE HAVE REAL PROBLEMS. TATTOO? 331 00:24:25,596 --> 00:24:28,975 FOR STARTERS, THE PARK IS OUT OF SOFT DRINKS, 332 00:24:28,999 --> 00:24:32,011 COTTON CANDY AND HOT DOG BUNS. 333 00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:35,615 ALSO, SOME OF OUR KEY EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN EXCUSED FOR THE DAY. 334 00:24:35,639 --> 00:24:38,350 I ONLY EXCUSED THE GUY ON THE FERRIS WHEEL. 335 00:24:38,374 --> 00:24:40,987 HE SAID HE WANTED TO GO FISHING WITH SOME FRIENDS. 336 00:24:41,011 --> 00:24:43,222 WELL, THAT'S VERY UNFORTUNATE, 337 00:24:43,246 --> 00:24:48,394 BECAUSE IT HAPPENS THAT HIS FRIENDS WERE WORKING ON THREE OTHER RIDES. 338 00:24:48,418 --> 00:24:50,919 AND KEVIN GAVE THEM THE DAY OFF. 339 00:24:53,189 --> 00:24:56,569 I'M AFRAID THAT I LET SOME OFF TOO. 340 00:24:56,593 --> 00:24:59,271 YES. AND THE TOTAL RESULT IS 341 00:24:59,295 --> 00:25:02,141 THAT THE PARK IS SHORT ON HELP. 342 00:25:02,165 --> 00:25:04,677 WHICH MEANS THAT WE HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 343 00:25:04,701 --> 00:25:06,512 - WORK? - WORK? 344 00:25:06,536 --> 00:25:09,849 TO FILL IN THE GAP, OR THE PARK WON'T OPEN. 345 00:25:09,873 --> 00:25:13,086 I DIDN'T COME HERE TO WORK! THAT'S STUPID! 346 00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:17,189 YEAH, I CAME HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY AND WORK MAGIC. 347 00:25:17,213 --> 00:25:18,791 COME ON, GUYS, YOU GOTTA WORK. 348 00:25:18,815 --> 00:25:20,326 WHY? 349 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:23,384 WELL, YOU SEE, I HAVE TO FULFILL MY FANTASY. 350 00:25:25,155 --> 00:25:26,966 WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT, DARIUS? 351 00:25:26,990 --> 00:25:29,268 IT JUST IS. 352 00:25:29,292 --> 00:25:33,427 BESIDES, WE MESSED UP, SO WE MUST BE RESPONSIBLE. 353 00:25:37,701 --> 00:25:40,680 COME ON, PLEASE? 354 00:25:40,704 --> 00:25:43,850 WELL, OKAY BY ME. MONICA? 355 00:25:43,874 --> 00:25:45,652 COME ON, LET'S GET GOING. 356 00:25:45,676 --> 00:25:47,008 ALL RIGHT! COME ON! 357 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:29,295 HANK, WHO IS THIS GUY, THE GREAT SCOTT? 358 00:26:29,319 --> 00:26:31,097 I NEVER HEARD OF HIM BEFORE. 359 00:26:31,121 --> 00:26:33,666 YEAH, WELL, YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER HEAR OF HIM AGAIN EITHER. 360 00:26:33,690 --> 00:26:36,169 HE'S JUST A CHEAP CARNY ARTIST. 361 00:26:36,193 --> 00:26:39,405 YOU KNOW, HE WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE IF HIS OWN KID HADN'T HIRED HIM. 362 00:26:39,429 --> 00:26:41,896 HUH. HOW ABOUT THAT? 363 00:26:53,343 --> 00:26:54,921 ALL RIGHT, NOW LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 364 00:26:54,945 --> 00:26:56,522 HOW MUCH DOES IT COST? 365 00:26:56,546 --> 00:26:58,257 POUNDS STERLING OR DOLLARS? 366 00:26:58,281 --> 00:26:59,491 DOLLARS. 367 00:26:59,515 --> 00:27:03,596 IN ROUND FIGURES, 70,000. 368 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,164 HOW MUCH MILEAGE DOES IT GET? 369 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:06,632 WITH THE TV SET TURNED OFF. 370 00:27:06,656 --> 00:27:09,769 WE HAVE A SAYING, SIR. 371 00:27:09,793 --> 00:27:13,472 IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY IT. 372 00:27:13,496 --> 00:27:15,074 WELL, WE CAN'T AFFORD IT NOW. 373 00:27:15,098 --> 00:27:16,743 BUT WE WILL SOON. 374 00:27:16,767 --> 00:27:18,477 WE'LL PROBABLY NEED FOUR OF THEM. 375 00:27:18,501 --> 00:27:19,779 ALL DIFFERENT COLORS, OF COURSE. 376 00:27:19,803 --> 00:27:21,614 THE CAR. 377 00:27:21,638 --> 00:27:23,249 OH. 378 00:27:23,273 --> 00:27:25,151 YOU SEE, WE'RE BIG TIME ROCK STARS 379 00:27:25,175 --> 00:27:28,955 AND WE'RE GONNA BE VERY RICH AS SOON AS MR. LIPSCOMBE SEES US PERFORM. 380 00:27:28,979 --> 00:27:30,556 INDEED? 381 00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:32,324 DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE IT FOR A LITTLE TEST SPIN? 382 00:27:32,348 --> 00:27:35,261 - UH... - WILLIE, WE CAN'T. 383 00:27:35,285 --> 00:27:36,595 WHY NOT? 384 00:27:36,619 --> 00:27:38,798 WE DON'T HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE. 385 00:27:38,822 --> 00:27:41,067 I FORGOT. 386 00:27:41,091 --> 00:27:43,191 - SIR, THE CAR. - OH. RIGHT. 387 00:27:46,797 --> 00:27:48,775 I GUESS YOU'D HAVE TO CALL US BIG STARS. 388 00:27:48,799 --> 00:27:52,912 I MEAN, HOWE MANY GROUPS DO YOU KNOW OF THAT GET 15 CURTAIN CALLS IN ONE EVENING? 389 00:27:52,936 --> 00:27:58,251 WOULD IT BE CORRECT IF I TOLD MY READERS THAT YOU'RE ENJOYING STARDOM, JODIE? 390 00:27:58,275 --> 00:28:00,253 OH, WAIT JUST A MINUTE. 391 00:28:00,277 --> 00:28:02,277 OH, THANK YOU. 392 00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:07,493 WOW! 393 00:28:07,517 --> 00:28:08,850 THANKS! JUST KEEP 'EM COMING. 394 00:28:11,888 --> 00:28:13,632 WELL, FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS, 395 00:28:13,656 --> 00:28:17,258 IT SEEMS YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR STARDOM, JODIE. 396 00:28:20,463 --> 00:28:22,141 OH, HI. COME ON IN. 397 00:28:22,165 --> 00:28:26,112 YOU'RE OFFERING US A THREE MONTH TOUR OF THE ORIENT? 398 00:28:26,136 --> 00:28:29,148 SURE, I KNOW THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. 399 00:28:29,172 --> 00:28:30,917 WE JUST CAN'T DO IT. 400 00:28:30,941 --> 00:28:33,252 NO, NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. I'M SORRY. 401 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:34,556 BYE-BYE. 402 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,391 WELL, ROB, HOW IS SUCCESS TREATING YOU? 403 00:28:39,415 --> 00:28:41,327 OH, IT'S FANTASTIC! 404 00:28:41,351 --> 00:28:43,329 WOULD YOU BELIEVE I'VE BEEN ON THESE PHONES ALL MORNING? 405 00:28:43,353 --> 00:28:44,864 AND LOOK AT THESE TELEGRAMS. 406 00:28:44,888 --> 00:28:50,002 MOVIES, TV SPECIALS, RECORDING CONTRACTS, YOU NAME IT. 407 00:28:50,026 --> 00:28:52,305 HOW MANY OFFERS DID YOU AGREE TO? 408 00:28:52,329 --> 00:28:53,739 I HAVEN'T AGREED TO ANY OF THEM. 409 00:28:53,763 --> 00:28:55,808 I TURNED THEM ALL DOWN IN FAVOR OF MR. LIPSCOMBE. 410 00:28:55,832 --> 00:28:58,510 OH, SPEAKING OF MR. LIPSCOMBE, 411 00:28:58,534 --> 00:29:01,848 I JUST SPOKE TO HIM AND HE'LL DEFINITELY BE HERE FOR TONIGHT'S CONCERT. 412 00:29:01,872 --> 00:29:03,549 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 413 00:29:03,573 --> 00:29:06,986 SUPPOSE THIS MR. LIPSCOMBE ISN'T IMPRESSED WITH WHAT HE SEES AND HEARS. 414 00:29:07,010 --> 00:29:08,387 OH, COME ON, HE'S GOT TO BE. 415 00:29:08,411 --> 00:29:11,457 AH, BUT MS. RIDGES HAS A POINT. 416 00:29:11,481 --> 00:29:16,628 PERHAPS YOU WERE A BIT HASTY IN REJECTING ALL THESE OFFERS. 417 00:29:16,652 --> 00:29:19,232 ROB, THIS IS NO LIFE FOR YOU CHILDREN. 418 00:29:19,256 --> 00:29:20,900 YOU BELONG BACK IN CALIFORNIA. 419 00:29:20,924 --> 00:29:23,702 YEAH RIGHT. AT FOUR DIFFERENT FOSTER HOMES? 420 00:29:23,726 --> 00:29:27,907 NO THANKS. LOOK, WE'RE GONNA BE AN EVEN BIGGER HIT TONIGHT. 421 00:29:27,931 --> 00:29:30,498 LIP SYNCING TO YOUR ALBUM, ROB? 422 00:29:35,405 --> 00:29:38,684 SURE. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN CAPTURE THAT SOUND. 423 00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:41,553 QUESTION... DO THE COLLINS KIDS 424 00:29:41,577 --> 00:29:44,512 INTEND TO LIP SYNC THEIR WAY THROUGH LIFE? 425 00:29:45,615 --> 00:29:47,293 I DON'T FOLLOW YOU, MR. ROARKE. 426 00:29:47,317 --> 00:29:51,052 LIP SYNCING IS A FORM OF DECEIT, ROB. 427 00:29:53,123 --> 00:29:56,535 SO WAS TELLING ME THAT YOU HAD PARENTAL PERMISSION TO VISIT FANTASY ISLAND. 428 00:29:56,559 --> 00:29:59,272 I'VE SINCE LEARNED THAT YOUR PARENTS WERE LOST AT SEA 429 00:29:59,296 --> 00:30:01,774 AND THEREFORE COULDN'T HAVE POSSIBLY HAVE GRANTED PERMISSION. 430 00:30:01,798 --> 00:30:03,976 ALL RIGHT, SO I LIED. 431 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,178 BUT IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP US KIDS TOGETHER, 432 00:30:06,202 --> 00:30:09,648 AND KEEP US OUT OF FOUR DIFFERENT FOSTER HOMES. 433 00:30:09,672 --> 00:30:11,583 MR. ROARKE, WE'RE A FAMILY, 434 00:30:11,607 --> 00:30:14,320 AND WE INTEND TO STAY TOGETHER. 435 00:30:14,344 --> 00:30:17,290 I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH YOUR DESIRE, ROB. 436 00:30:17,314 --> 00:30:19,948 BUT IT WAS STILL DECEIT, WASN'T IT? 437 00:30:21,684 --> 00:30:24,685 A VERY FALSE ROAD TO HAPPINESS, MY YOUNG FRIEND. 438 00:30:25,922 --> 00:30:27,721 THINK ABOUT IT. SHALL WE? 439 00:30:48,178 --> 00:30:50,589 GOOD NEWS, KEVIN. WE'VE DONE IT. 440 00:30:50,613 --> 00:30:52,691 THEY'RE GONNA OPEN THE CARNIVAL ON TIME. 441 00:30:52,715 --> 00:30:54,560 - ALL RIGHT. - THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR HELP. 442 00:30:54,584 --> 00:30:56,484 - ANYTIME, OLD BUDDY. - LET'S GO. 443 00:31:12,335 --> 00:31:14,035 DARIUS. 444 00:31:16,973 --> 00:31:19,140 DAD! DAD! 445 00:31:20,643 --> 00:31:21,876 DAD! 446 00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:24,457 HELLO, DAD! 447 00:31:24,481 --> 00:31:25,791 I MISSED YOU, SON. 448 00:31:25,815 --> 00:31:27,259 I MISSED YOU TOO, DAD. 449 00:31:27,283 --> 00:31:30,796 LOOK AT YOU! 450 00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:32,131 COME ON! COME ON! 451 00:31:32,155 --> 00:31:33,888 ALL RIGHT! 452 00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:38,737 LISTEN. I, UH... 453 00:31:38,761 --> 00:31:40,139 I FOUND OUT HOW I GOT HERE. 454 00:31:40,163 --> 00:31:42,674 DON'T WORRY. MR. ROARKE DIDN'T TELL ME, 455 00:31:42,698 --> 00:31:45,544 AT LEAST NOT UNTIL I CONFRONTED HIM. 456 00:31:45,568 --> 00:31:47,613 I OVERHEARD SOME OF THE RIGGING CREW TALKING. 457 00:31:47,637 --> 00:31:49,982 I JUST WANTED US TO BE TOGETHER. 458 00:31:50,006 --> 00:31:51,583 AND I WAS AFRAID YOU'D GET MAD. 459 00:31:51,607 --> 00:31:55,888 WELL, I GOTTA ADMIT, 460 00:31:55,912 --> 00:31:58,857 AT FIRST I WAS ALL JANGLED UP INSIDE. 461 00:31:58,881 --> 00:32:00,459 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. 462 00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:03,229 A DUDE MY AGE GETTING WORK THROUGH HIS SON. 463 00:32:03,253 --> 00:32:05,197 WELL, HOW COULD I BE MAD AT YOU? 464 00:32:05,221 --> 00:32:07,221 I LOVE YOU. 465 00:32:09,959 --> 00:32:12,104 AND THIS IS THE CHANCE WE'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF. 466 00:32:12,128 --> 00:32:15,196 WHO BETTER TO MAKE IT COME TRUE THAN YOU? 467 00:32:17,934 --> 00:32:20,079 AND IF I MAKE GOOD HERE, 468 00:32:20,103 --> 00:32:23,015 IT'S THE BIG TIME. 469 00:32:23,039 --> 00:32:25,084 YOU'LL MAKE GOOD, DAD. DON'T WORRY. 470 00:32:25,108 --> 00:32:26,108 JUST KNOW YOU WILL. 471 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,058 THANK YOU, SON. 472 00:32:32,082 --> 00:32:33,514 THANK YOU. 473 00:32:35,452 --> 00:32:37,796 YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO BRING HIM HERE! 474 00:32:37,820 --> 00:32:39,198 I'M AFRAID YOU ARE MISTAKEN. 475 00:32:39,222 --> 00:32:41,133 I DIDN'T BRING THE GREAT SCOTT HERE. 476 00:32:41,157 --> 00:32:43,202 DARIUS DID. 477 00:32:43,226 --> 00:32:44,492 DARIUS? 478 00:32:46,096 --> 00:32:48,340 BUT HIS FANTASY WAS TO... 479 00:32:48,364 --> 00:32:52,278 I'M AFRAID DARIUS MAY BE GUILTY OF A MAGICIAN'S SLIGHT OF HAND. 480 00:32:52,302 --> 00:32:55,914 THE FANTASY OF RUNNING AN AMUSEMENT PARK WITH THE OTHER CHILDREN 481 00:32:55,938 --> 00:32:58,417 WASN'T ALL HE HAD IN MIND. 482 00:32:58,441 --> 00:33:02,654 HIS REAL FANTASY WAS TO PROVIDE HIS FATHER WITH A BIG BREAK 483 00:33:02,678 --> 00:33:04,890 AS A PERFORMER. 484 00:33:04,914 --> 00:33:07,047 BUT WHY? 485 00:33:08,818 --> 00:33:12,131 DARIUS HIRED YOU BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT AFTER THIS JUMP 486 00:33:12,155 --> 00:33:16,569 YOU'LL BE RICH AND FAMOUS AND ABLE TO SET UP A REAL HOME FOR HIM AGAIN. 487 00:33:16,593 --> 00:33:18,971 JUST THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER, FOR GOOD. 488 00:33:18,995 --> 00:33:21,307 WHATEVER GAVE HIM AN IDEA LIKE THAT? 489 00:33:21,331 --> 00:33:23,375 YOU DID, SCOTT, IN ALL THOSE LETTERS YOU WROTE. 490 00:33:23,399 --> 00:33:25,744 YOU SAID THAT ALL YOU NEEDED WAS A LITTLE BREAK 491 00:33:25,768 --> 00:33:26,945 TO BE ON YOUR WAY AGAIN. 492 00:33:26,969 --> 00:33:29,781 YOU WERE NEVER THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 493 00:33:29,805 --> 00:33:31,517 HOW CAN YOU BE ON YOUR WAY AGAIN? 494 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:35,521 OKAY, SO I DIDN'T WRITE HIM ABOUT THE CHEAP TOURING CARNIVALS. 495 00:33:35,545 --> 00:33:40,859 INSTEAD, I WROTE HIM ABOUT VACATIONING IN THE BAHAMAS 496 00:33:40,883 --> 00:33:44,296 WHEN I WAS REALLY LAID UP WITH FOUR BROKEN BONES IN A DES MOINES HOSPITAL. 497 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:49,001 AND YES, ONE JUMP DOESN'T PUT ME IN THE BIG TIME. 498 00:33:49,025 --> 00:33:51,670 I'LL STILL HAVE TO STRUGGLE TO ESTABLISH MYSELF. 499 00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:56,975 BUT AT LEAST I'LL HAVE SOME KIND OF A NAME AFTER THAT JUMP. 500 00:33:56,999 --> 00:33:58,744 IF YOU SURVIVE! 501 00:33:58,768 --> 00:34:02,981 THE POINT IS THAT DARIUS EXPECTS YOU TWO TO GET TOGETHER PERMANENTLY. 502 00:34:03,005 --> 00:34:04,983 NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM AFTER THIS JUMP? 503 00:34:05,007 --> 00:34:06,985 "THANKS, SON. I'LL SEE YOU AROUND?" 504 00:34:07,009 --> 00:34:10,022 IT WASN'T FAIR FOR DARIUS TO ASSUME WE'D GET BACK TOGETHER. 505 00:34:10,046 --> 00:34:11,657 FAIR? WHAT IS FAIR? 506 00:34:11,681 --> 00:34:13,892 HE'S 11 YEARS OLD. HE NEEDS A FATHER! 507 00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:15,249 THE TIME WILL COME! 508 00:34:17,487 --> 00:34:20,832 LISTEN, THIS IS JUST THE START. 509 00:34:20,856 --> 00:34:23,235 IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE DREAM. 510 00:34:23,259 --> 00:34:25,059 OH! 511 00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:31,009 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY. 512 00:34:31,033 --> 00:34:34,012 YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN UP ON THAT MOTORCYCLE A LONG TIME AGO. 513 00:34:34,036 --> 00:34:37,004 INSTEAD, YOU GAVE UP EVERYTHING ELSE. 514 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,477 ALL RIGHT, MR. LIPSCOMBE'S HERE. 515 00:35:05,501 --> 00:35:07,713 - GREAT! - LET'S GIVE HIM A SHOW, GUYS! 516 00:35:07,737 --> 00:35:08,937 OKAY! 517 00:35:22,285 --> 00:35:24,730 READY? 518 00:35:24,754 --> 00:35:27,399 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR... 519 00:35:27,423 --> 00:35:30,870 ♪ ♪ 520 00:35:30,894 --> 00:35:34,974 ♪ TAKE ME AWAY IF YOU WANT TO ♪ 521 00:35:34,998 --> 00:35:38,343 ♪ I WON'T TRY TO RESIST ♪ 522 00:35:38,367 --> 00:35:40,479 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M GUILTY, BABY ♪ 523 00:35:40,503 --> 00:35:43,605 ♪ OF FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ 524 00:35:45,775 --> 00:35:47,453 ♪ AND IT'S GOOD ♪ 525 00:35:47,477 --> 00:35:49,555 ♪ SO GOOD ♪ 526 00:35:49,579 --> 00:35:53,726 ♪ IT'S GOTTA BE AGAINST THE LAW ♪ 527 00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:55,595 ♪ BUT HOW CAN YOU STOP ♪ 528 00:35:55,619 --> 00:35:57,863 ♪ A LOVE SO STRONG? ♪ 529 00:35:57,887 --> 00:36:01,500 ♪ WHEN IT FEELS SO RIGHT IT CAN'T BE WRONG ♪ 530 00:36:01,524 --> 00:36:05,638 ♪ LOVE IN THE FIRST DEGREE... ♪ 531 00:36:05,662 --> 00:36:06,806 ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT. 532 00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:08,708 HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 533 00:36:20,276 --> 00:36:22,822 MR. LIPSCOMBE, I THINK... 534 00:36:22,846 --> 00:36:26,525 NO, I KNOW THAT WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 535 00:36:26,549 --> 00:36:31,063 THAT SONG YOU JUST HEARD? WELL, IT WASN'T REALLY US. 536 00:36:31,087 --> 00:36:32,965 WELL, PART OF IT WAS. 537 00:36:32,989 --> 00:36:37,770 WHAT I MEAN IS, UH, WE WERE LIP SYNCING. 538 00:36:37,794 --> 00:36:40,773 'CAUSE THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY WE COULD EVER CAPTURE THAT SOUND ON OUR ALBUM. 539 00:36:40,797 --> 00:36:41,841 NOT BY OURSELVES. 540 00:36:41,865 --> 00:36:45,044 WHAT I MEAN IS, SIR, 541 00:36:45,068 --> 00:36:47,613 WHAT I'M REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS THAT 542 00:36:47,637 --> 00:36:51,283 I GUESS WE'RE NOTHING BUT FOUR AMATEURISH WET-BEHIND-THE-EAR KIDS WHO... 543 00:36:51,307 --> 00:36:55,521 - WHO CAN WRITE REALLY GOOD LYRICS. - EXCUSE ME? 544 00:36:55,545 --> 00:36:59,825 WHICH ONE OF YOU WROTE THOSE SMASHING LYRICS? 545 00:36:59,849 --> 00:37:02,128 WE ALL DID. IT WAS A COLLABORATIVE EFFORT. 546 00:37:02,152 --> 00:37:06,198 AH, I SEE. WELL, 547 00:37:06,222 --> 00:37:09,334 WOULD THE COLLINS FAMILY 548 00:37:09,358 --> 00:37:11,470 BE INTERESTED IN A CONTRACT 549 00:37:11,494 --> 00:37:14,140 TO WRITE LYRICS FOR A HOT NEW COMPOSER I'VE JUST SIGNED? 550 00:37:14,164 --> 00:37:16,164 IT COULD BE WORTH A SMALL FORTUNE. 551 00:37:19,235 --> 00:37:21,013 BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR MUSIC? 552 00:37:21,037 --> 00:37:23,282 WELL, THE SOUND WAS ALL RIGHT, 553 00:37:23,306 --> 00:37:25,584 AND WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 554 00:37:25,608 --> 00:37:27,820 GROUPS LIKE YOUR ARE NOT HARD TO COME BY. 555 00:37:27,844 --> 00:37:32,357 BUT FINDING A REALLY GOOD LYRIC WRITER, THAT'S WHERE IT'S REALLY AT, EH? 556 00:37:32,381 --> 00:37:34,760 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 557 00:37:34,784 --> 00:37:36,344 WILL YOU SIGN A CONTRACT OR NOT? 558 00:37:40,256 --> 00:37:41,767 SAY YES, ROB. 559 00:37:41,791 --> 00:37:45,304 YEAH, THIS MEANS WE CAN STILL BE ROCK STARS, OF A SORT. 560 00:37:45,328 --> 00:37:47,929 YEAH, THEN WE CAN BUY THE BIG HOUSE AND WE'LL ALL STAY TOGETHER. 561 00:37:50,767 --> 00:37:52,411 I WOULDN'T COUNT ON THAT. 562 00:37:52,435 --> 00:37:56,115 THE MOMENT YOU SET FOOT ON THE MAINLAND YOU ARE UNDER MY JURISDICTION. 563 00:37:56,139 --> 00:37:58,084 AND I NOW HAVE A COURT ORDER, WHICH... 564 00:37:58,108 --> 00:37:59,741 WHICH MEANS FOUR FOSTER HOMES, RIGHT? 565 00:38:02,278 --> 00:38:03,522 I'M AFRAID SO. 566 00:38:03,546 --> 00:38:06,558 I'M AFRAID NOT. 567 00:38:06,582 --> 00:38:10,562 - NOW SEE HERE, MR. ROARKE... - NO, YOU SEE HERE, MS. RIDGES. 568 00:38:10,586 --> 00:38:12,198 YOU SEE, I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A TELEGRAM 569 00:38:12,222 --> 00:38:15,582 ANNOUNCING THAT THE CHILDREN'S PARENTS WERE FOUND ALIVE. 570 00:38:16,325 --> 00:38:17,803 - WHAT? - ALIVE? 571 00:38:17,827 --> 00:38:19,538 I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU THEY WERE ALL RIGHT! 572 00:38:19,562 --> 00:38:23,364 YES, THEY WERE WASHED ASHORE IN A VERY REMOTE AREA OF MEXICO. 573 00:38:24,734 --> 00:38:26,145 MR. ROARKE, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 574 00:38:26,169 --> 00:38:29,215 TOTALLY. READ THIS. 575 00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:32,039 - THEY'RE ALIVE! - GREAT! 576 00:38:33,409 --> 00:38:35,376 THANK YOU. MR. ROARKE. 577 00:38:36,479 --> 00:38:38,179 WE'RE GOING HOME! 578 00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:45,219 LOVE. THE GREATEST HEALING POWER OF ALL. 579 00:38:52,996 --> 00:38:56,197 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GREAT SCOTT! 580 00:39:20,756 --> 00:39:22,168 LOOKS GOOD AND I'M READY! 581 00:39:22,192 --> 00:39:23,535 GOOD LUCK! 582 00:39:23,559 --> 00:39:26,839 MR. SCOTT, YOU'RE THE STUNT MAN AROUND HERE. 583 00:39:26,863 --> 00:39:30,143 WE NEED YOUR HELP QUICK. THERE'S A KID HANGING ON THE WHEEL. 584 00:39:31,534 --> 00:39:34,135 OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND. HEY, WATCH MY BIKE FOR ME. 585 00:39:40,043 --> 00:39:42,143 HELP! 586 00:39:46,449 --> 00:39:49,094 WE STOPPED THE WHEEL TO FIX IT. 587 00:39:49,118 --> 00:39:51,297 THAT KID UP THERE, HE INSISTED ON TAKING A TEST RUN. 588 00:39:51,321 --> 00:39:53,520 NOW HE'S STUCK UP THERE. 589 00:39:54,724 --> 00:39:55,868 THAT'S DARIUS! 590 00:39:55,892 --> 00:39:57,502 HE MUST HAVE PANICKED AND TRIED TO CLIMB DOWN. 591 00:39:57,526 --> 00:39:58,704 HOW LONG TO FIX THE WHEEL? 592 00:39:58,728 --> 00:39:59,861 WE'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW. 593 00:40:06,202 --> 00:40:07,368 THAT'S DARIUS! 594 00:40:15,011 --> 00:40:18,012 HANG ON, SON! I'M COMING! 595 00:40:41,204 --> 00:40:43,737 DON'T LOOK DOWN, DARIUS! 596 00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:53,092 HURRY, DAD! I'M SLIPPING! 597 00:40:53,116 --> 00:40:56,750 I'M ALMOST THERE, SON! HANG ON! 598 00:41:06,429 --> 00:41:08,562 THAT'S GOT IT! 599 00:41:19,475 --> 00:41:21,208 DON'T MOVE THE WHEEL! 600 00:41:23,646 --> 00:41:28,115 - HURRY! - HOLD ON, DARIUS! HOLD ON! 601 00:41:41,497 --> 00:41:44,476 DAD, I CAN'T HANG ON! 602 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:47,679 JUST A FEW SECONDS MORE, SON! 603 00:41:51,874 --> 00:41:54,186 DON'T LOOK DOWN! 604 00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:55,709 DAD, HURRY! 605 00:42:03,152 --> 00:42:04,152 I'VE GOT YOU. 606 00:42:09,993 --> 00:42:12,093 GET YOUR OTHER LEG IN. 607 00:42:15,264 --> 00:42:16,530 OKAY. 608 00:42:22,805 --> 00:42:25,451 YOU ALL RIGHT, SON? HUH? 609 00:42:25,475 --> 00:42:26,940 YEAH. YES. 610 00:42:35,684 --> 00:42:37,162 I WAS AFRAID YOU'D NEVER GET HERE. 611 00:42:37,186 --> 00:42:40,287 ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M THE GREAT SCOTT. 612 00:42:45,161 --> 00:42:47,306 ON BEHALF OF US ALL, THANK YOU, MR. SCOTT. 613 00:42:47,330 --> 00:42:49,475 THAT WAS A REMARKABLE TEST OF COURAGE. 614 00:42:49,499 --> 00:42:53,412 AND UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, IF YOU WISH TO POSTPONE YOUR MOTORCYCLE JUMP 615 00:42:53,436 --> 00:42:55,614 OR PERHAPS CHANGE IT TO ANOTHER DAY... 616 00:42:55,638 --> 00:42:58,683 NO JUMP, MR. ROARKE. NOT NOW OR EVER. 617 00:42:58,707 --> 00:43:03,989 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS, MR. SCOTT. YOU TOLD ME NOTHING IN THE WORLD MEANT MORE TO YOU. 618 00:43:04,013 --> 00:43:06,125 WELL, NOW SOMETHING DOES. 619 00:43:06,149 --> 00:43:08,260 I DON'T BELONG UP THERE. 620 00:43:08,284 --> 00:43:11,152 I BELONG DOWN HERE ON THE GROUND WITH MY SON. 621 00:43:38,147 --> 00:43:42,160 MR. ROARKE, I OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION 622 00:43:42,184 --> 00:43:44,496 FOR THE DECISION THAT I MADE YESTERDAY. 623 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,164 OH, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY, MR. SCOTT. 624 00:43:46,188 --> 00:43:47,999 NO, PLEASE LET ME. 625 00:43:48,023 --> 00:43:52,371 WHAT KEPT RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND WHILE I WAS CLIMBING UP THAT FERRIS WHEEL WAS, 626 00:43:52,395 --> 00:43:55,474 IF I GOT SERIOUSLY HURT, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO DARIUS? 627 00:43:55,498 --> 00:43:58,109 WHO WOULD BE ABLE TO HELP HIM? 628 00:43:58,133 --> 00:44:01,413 THEN I JUST STARTED EXTENDING THAT THOUGHT TO BEYOND THE FERRIS WHEEL, 629 00:44:01,437 --> 00:44:04,216 TO THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 630 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,251 AND THAT'S THE REAL DREAM. 631 00:44:06,275 --> 00:44:09,421 THE IT WAS A WISE DECISION, MR. SCOTT. 632 00:44:09,445 --> 00:44:11,623 I THINK SO. 633 00:44:11,647 --> 00:44:15,494 I'M TEMPORARILY UNEMPLOYED, BUT I'M GONNA SET UP A HOUSEHOLD WITH DARIUS 634 00:44:15,518 --> 00:44:16,829 AND, WELL, SOMETHING WILL TURN UP. 635 00:44:16,853 --> 00:44:21,032 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU. 636 00:44:21,056 --> 00:44:24,169 THE JOB OF GENERAL MANAGER OF THE AMUSEMENT PARK IS OPEN. 637 00:44:24,193 --> 00:44:28,006 YES, THE FORMER MANAGER QUIT TOP FULFILL HIS FANTASY 638 00:44:28,030 --> 00:44:29,775 OF TRAINING LIONS AND TIGERS. 639 00:44:29,799 --> 00:44:32,811 WILL YOU TAKE OVER AS MANAGER, MR. SCOTT? 640 00:44:32,835 --> 00:44:34,913 I... 641 00:44:34,937 --> 00:44:36,314 WHAT DO YOU THINK, DARIUS? 642 00:44:36,338 --> 00:44:37,716 I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA, DAD! 643 00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:39,451 I COULD HELP YOU A LOT. 644 00:44:39,475 --> 00:44:42,354 I KNOW A LOT ABOUT AMUSEMENT PARKS NOW. 645 00:44:42,378 --> 00:44:45,156 WHAT DO YOU THINK, ANDREA? 646 00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:49,094 I THINK THAT... 647 00:44:49,118 --> 00:44:52,653 THIS LITTLE BOY'S FANTASY HAS JUST COME TRUE. 648 00:44:54,390 --> 00:44:56,835 YOU GOT YOURSELF A MANAGER, MR. ROARKE. 649 00:44:56,859 --> 00:45:00,761 IN FACT, TWO MANAGERS, THE BEST TWO MANAGERS ANY AMUSEMENT PARK COULD HAVE. 650 00:45:08,137 --> 00:45:09,269 BYE! 651 00:45:20,850 --> 00:45:23,094 WILL YOU KINDLY EXPLAIN WHY YOU CHOSE 652 00:45:23,118 --> 00:45:27,098 TO WEAR YOUR LATEST DISGUISE HERE AND NOW? 653 00:45:27,122 --> 00:45:29,156 I GOT STUCK. I COULDN'T GET OUT OF IT. 654 00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:32,560 MR. ROARKE! 655 00:45:33,629 --> 00:45:35,808 MR. ROARKE, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. 656 00:45:35,832 --> 00:45:37,576 YOU ARE MOST WELCOME, ALL OF YOU. 657 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:41,146 DO YOU STILL WISH TO BECOME RICH AND FAMOUS ROCK STARS? 658 00:45:41,170 --> 00:45:44,616 WE ALREADY ARE, PARTLY. BUT THE BEST THING IS WE GOT OUR PARENTS BACK. 659 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,919 MR. ROARKE, WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 660 00:45:46,943 --> 00:45:49,154 OF COURSE, SCOOTER. WHAT IS IT? 661 00:45:49,178 --> 00:45:51,557 IF A ROLLS ROYCE SALESMAN ASKS FOR ME, 662 00:45:51,581 --> 00:45:53,681 TELL HIM TO CANCEL THOSE FOUR CARS I ORDERED. 663 00:45:54,917 --> 00:45:56,394 VERY GOOD. 664 00:45:56,418 --> 00:45:58,029 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. GOOD-BYE. 665 00:45:58,053 --> 00:45:59,453 GOOD-BYE, SWEETHEART. BYE. 666 00:46:11,634 --> 00:46:14,079 AND NOW THAT OUR GUESTS HAVE GONE, 667 00:46:14,103 --> 00:46:17,182 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THIS IS POSITIVELY YOUR WORST DISGUISE. 668 00:46:17,206 --> 00:46:20,385 YOU FOOLED ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WITH IT. 669 00:46:20,409 --> 00:46:24,189 - NO ONE AT ALL? - NOT A SOUL. AS A MATTER OF FACT, 670 00:46:24,213 --> 00:46:25,256 I'D GO SO FAR AS TO SAY 671 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,927 THAT YOUR LATEST DISGUISE LAID A BIG EGG. 672 00:46:28,951 --> 00:46:33,153 - OH, BOSS. - NO, REALLY, TATTOO. LOOK HERE. 673 00:46:35,257 --> 00:46:38,770 BOSS, WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT EGG? 674 00:46:38,794 --> 00:46:40,873 RIGHT THERE. YOU LAID IT. 675 00:46:40,897 --> 00:46:43,475 BOSS, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 676 00:46:43,499 --> 00:46:45,043 YOU KNOW I CAN NOT LAY EGGS. 677 00:46:45,067 --> 00:46:46,378 WELL, YOU JUST DID. 678 00:46:46,402 --> 00:46:49,080 NO I DID NOT. YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON, BOSS. 679 00:46:49,104 --> 00:46:50,916 AM I, TATTOO? 680 00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:52,283 AMI REALLY? 681 00:46:52,307 --> 00:46:56,722 AFTER ALL, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE 682 00:46:56,746 --> 00:46:58,078 ON FANTASY ISLAND. 52024

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