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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,854 --> 00:00:58,588 THE PLANE! THE PLANE! 2 00:01:16,275 --> 00:01:19,154 TATTOO, DON'T TELL ME YOU STILL HAVE THE HICCUPS. 3 00:01:19,178 --> 00:01:21,222 I DO BOSS. 4 00:01:21,246 --> 00:01:23,091 I TRIED EVERYTHING, 5 00:01:23,115 --> 00:01:26,149 BUT I CAN'T GET RID OF IT. 6 00:01:27,953 --> 00:01:30,898 WELL, THAT'S ODD. BREATHING INTO A BROWN PAPER BAG 7 00:01:30,922 --> 00:01:32,567 ALWAYS TURNED THE TRICK FOR ME. 8 00:01:32,591 --> 00:01:34,558 MAY I SEE YOUR BAG? 9 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:42,977 NO WONDER. LOOK. 10 00:01:43,001 --> 00:01:44,312 OH, WHO IS THAT? 11 00:01:45,937 --> 00:01:48,783 BOSS! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? 12 00:01:48,807 --> 00:01:50,751 TO FRIGHTEN AWAY THE HICCUPS. 13 00:01:50,775 --> 00:01:52,353 YOU ALMOST SCARED ME TO DEATH! 14 00:01:52,377 --> 00:01:57,125 BUT I ALSO SCARED AWAY THE HICCUPS, DIDN'T I? HUH? 15 00:01:57,149 --> 00:02:00,061 YES! FORMIDABLE! YOU DID, BOSS! 16 00:02:00,085 --> 00:02:01,096 THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 17 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,987 NOW SHALL WE GO MEET OUR INCOMING GUESTS? 18 00:02:37,389 --> 00:02:39,956 SMILES, EVERYONE! SMILES! 19 00:02:50,869 --> 00:02:53,381 BOSS, WHO ARE THEY? 20 00:02:53,405 --> 00:02:56,017 MR. AND MRS. ATWOOD, CHARLES AND PEGGY, 21 00:02:56,041 --> 00:02:57,952 ALL THE WAY FROM SALINA, KANSAS, 22 00:02:57,976 --> 00:02:59,987 WHERE THEY OWN A HARDWARE STORE. 23 00:03:00,011 --> 00:03:01,789 WHY DO THEY LOOK SO UNHAPPY? 24 00:03:01,813 --> 00:03:04,925 BECAUSE NEITHER OF THEM WANTS TO BE HERE, TATTOO. 25 00:03:04,949 --> 00:03:06,494 HOW COME THEY ARE HERE? 26 00:03:06,518 --> 00:03:08,929 THEY CAME HERE TO PLEASE THEIR THREE CHILDREN, 27 00:03:08,953 --> 00:03:11,832 WHO PURCHASED THE FANTASY FOR THEIR PARENTS. 28 00:03:11,856 --> 00:03:14,257 TO MAKE THEIR PARENTS MISERABLE? 29 00:03:15,694 --> 00:03:20,208 NO, TATTOO. THEY WANT US TO RECREATE THE ROMANTIC WEEKEND 30 00:03:20,232 --> 00:03:22,943 35 YEARS AGO WHEN MR. AND MRS. ATWOOD MET, 31 00:03:22,967 --> 00:03:24,712 FELL IN LOVE, AND WERE MARRIED. 32 00:03:24,736 --> 00:03:28,583 IT OCCURRED DURING ONE OF THE MOST DYNAMIC ERAS IN AMERICAN HISTORY... 33 00:03:28,607 --> 00:03:32,720 1944, WHEN WORLD WAR TWO WAS IN FULL SWING. 34 00:03:32,744 --> 00:03:35,156 IT'S A PRETTY ROMANTIC IDEA. 35 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:38,092 AH, BUT THERE IS ONE SLIGHT HITCH, TATTOO. 36 00:03:38,116 --> 00:03:40,528 IN TRUTH, MR. AND MRS. ATWOOD, 37 00:03:40,552 --> 00:03:44,354 WHEN THEY RETURN HOME, ARE GOING TO GET A DIVORCE. 38 00:03:49,361 --> 00:03:51,038 AH. 39 00:03:51,062 --> 00:03:52,807 CAPTAIN JEFF BAILEY, 40 00:03:52,831 --> 00:03:54,942 PERHAPS THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS 41 00:03:54,966 --> 00:03:57,144 ADVENTURER AND SOLDIER OF FORTUNE. 42 00:03:57,168 --> 00:03:59,347 AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE HEROES TOO. 43 00:03:59,371 --> 00:04:00,948 AND RIGHTLY SO, TATTOO. 44 00:04:00,972 --> 00:04:04,819 CAPT. BAILEY IS KNOWN AS THE MAN WITH A THOUSAND ADVENTURES. 45 00:04:04,843 --> 00:04:06,554 WHAT'S HIS FANTASY? 46 00:04:06,578 --> 00:04:09,557 HIS FANTASY IS TO EARN $1,000,000,000 47 00:04:09,581 --> 00:04:13,695 - BEFORE MONDAY MORNING. - IS THAT POSSIBLE? 48 00:04:13,719 --> 00:04:18,466 PERHAPS, WHEN THE MAN HE WILL BE WORKING FOR IS J.D. PETTIGREW, 49 00:04:18,490 --> 00:04:21,402 AND CAPT. BAILEY'S JOB WILL BE TO FIND 50 00:04:21,426 --> 00:04:23,360 THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. 51 00:04:26,465 --> 00:04:27,775 MY DEAR GUESTS, 52 00:04:27,799 --> 00:04:29,777 I AM MR. ROARKE, YOUR HOST. 53 00:04:29,801 --> 00:04:31,868 WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND. 54 00:05:13,778 --> 00:05:16,690 AH, MR. ATWOOD, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 55 00:05:16,714 --> 00:05:18,292 HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE BACK IN UNIFORM? 56 00:05:18,316 --> 00:05:20,294 UNCOMFORTABLE, MR. ROARKE. 57 00:05:20,318 --> 00:05:22,663 IT'S NOT THAT MY WEIGHT HAS CHANGED THAT MUCH. 58 00:05:22,687 --> 00:05:25,299 IT'S MERELY SHIFTED POSITION, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 59 00:05:25,323 --> 00:05:26,567 INDEED I DO! 60 00:05:26,591 --> 00:05:28,657 AH, HERE COMES YOUR LOVELY PARTNER. 61 00:05:30,295 --> 00:05:32,106 YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, MADAME. 62 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:34,575 IT'S MADEMOISELLE, TATTOO. 63 00:05:34,599 --> 00:05:36,978 SINCE THIS IS FOR ALL PRACTICAL PURPOSES 64 00:05:37,002 --> 00:05:39,981 THAT SPECIAL WEEKEND IN 1944, 65 00:05:40,005 --> 00:05:43,317 WE SHALL PROCEED ON THE THEORY THAT THE TWO OF YOU ARE NOT YET MARRIED. 66 00:05:43,341 --> 00:05:47,388 THAT EXPLAINS WHY I BILLETED YOU IN SEPARATE HOUSES. 67 00:05:47,412 --> 00:05:48,622 THAT'S FINE. 68 00:05:48,646 --> 00:05:51,825 PEG, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT LETTERMAN SWEATER? 69 00:05:51,849 --> 00:05:55,029 OH, I FOUND IT HANGING IN THE CLOSET, 70 00:05:55,053 --> 00:05:57,331 ALONG WITH THE REST OF THIS GETUP. 71 00:05:57,355 --> 00:05:58,933 WELL IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, 72 00:05:58,957 --> 00:06:01,269 I WOULD SAY THAT THAT IS HIS SWEATER. 73 00:06:01,293 --> 00:06:06,507 DO YOU MEAN MR. BRICK HOWARD, MRS. ATWOOD'S FORMER FIANCEE AND B.M.O.C.? 74 00:06:06,531 --> 00:06:08,910 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BRICK HOWARD? 75 00:06:08,934 --> 00:06:10,711 IT IS MY BUSINESS TO KNOW, MR. ATWOOD. 76 00:06:10,735 --> 00:06:14,115 I AM BEING PAID RATHER HANDSOMELY TO RECREATE A VERY IMPORTANT 77 00:06:14,139 --> 00:06:16,450 TIME FRAME IN YOUR TWO LIVES. 78 00:06:16,474 --> 00:06:18,852 MR. BRICK HOWARD AND MANY OF YOUR FORMER FRIENDS 79 00:06:18,876 --> 00:06:21,822 FROM THAT PERIOD ARE HERE ON THE ISLAND. 80 00:06:21,846 --> 00:06:23,413 HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED? 81 00:06:26,717 --> 00:06:28,796 IT IS BRICK HOWARD. 82 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:31,332 HE REALLY LOOKS GREAT, DOESN'T HE? 83 00:06:31,356 --> 00:06:33,700 YEAH. JUST GREAT. 84 00:06:33,724 --> 00:06:37,171 ARE YOU FOLKS READY TO GO? 85 00:06:37,195 --> 00:06:41,708 - WHERE? - WHERE ELSE? TO THE SALINA, KANSAS USO, 86 00:06:41,732 --> 00:06:44,178 WHERE THE TWO OF YOU ORIGINALLY FELL IN LOVE. 87 00:06:44,202 --> 00:06:45,368 SHALL WE? 88 00:06:57,449 --> 00:06:59,093 IT'S INCREDIBLE! 89 00:06:59,117 --> 00:07:00,328 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 90 00:07:00,352 --> 00:07:02,063 I DON'T BELIEVE IT EITHER. 91 00:07:02,087 --> 00:07:05,888 EVERYTHING'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS IT WAS THEN, 35 YEARS AGO. 92 00:07:18,303 --> 00:07:20,081 HOW DID YOU DO IT, MR. ROARKE? 93 00:07:20,105 --> 00:07:23,750 PRIVILEGED INFORMATION. 94 00:07:23,774 --> 00:07:26,587 THIS IS WHERE WE PART COMPANY, AT LEAST FOR NOW. 95 00:07:26,611 --> 00:07:28,177 ENJOY YOURSELVES. 96 00:07:46,597 --> 00:07:49,643 - MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION, PLEASE? - SHOOT. 97 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:51,712 THERE IS SOMETHING I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 98 00:07:51,736 --> 00:07:54,382 HOW COME A REAL SOLDIER OF FORTUNE LIKE YOU 99 00:07:54,406 --> 00:07:59,120 CAN WORK FOR SUCH A STINGY OLD MAN LIKE J.D. PETTIGREW? 100 00:07:59,144 --> 00:08:02,756 TATTOO, THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT ONE OF OUR GUESTS. 101 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:04,791 IF YOU MUST KNOW, IT'S MONEY. 102 00:08:04,815 --> 00:08:06,860 THAT'S ONE THING PETTIGREW HAS PLENTY OF. 103 00:08:09,887 --> 00:08:12,422 SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. THAT'S PROBABLY OLD PETTIGREW NOW. 104 00:08:14,426 --> 00:08:16,237 COME IN. 105 00:08:16,261 --> 00:08:18,105 AH, MS. MASON. 106 00:08:18,129 --> 00:08:20,541 MR. PETTIGREW, SO NICE TO SEE YOU. 107 00:08:20,565 --> 00:08:23,577 NEVER MIND THE AMENITIES, MR. ROARKE. 108 00:08:23,601 --> 00:08:25,246 NOW THAT MY SECRETARY'S FIANCEE, 109 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:28,082 THE FAMOUS CAPT. BAILEY, IS FINALLY HERE, 110 00:08:28,106 --> 00:08:30,184 MAYBE WE CAN GET STARTED. 111 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:32,453 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. PETTIGREW. 112 00:08:32,477 --> 00:08:34,855 THE ONLY THING YOU ENJOY ABOUT SEEING ME 113 00:08:34,879 --> 00:08:37,758 IS THE $1,000,000,000 YOU HOPE I'LL PAY YOU. 114 00:08:37,782 --> 00:08:40,094 THAT DEPENDS ON MR. ROARKE HERE. 115 00:08:40,118 --> 00:08:43,064 THE ONE THING I CAN'T AFFORD TO WASTE IS TIME. 116 00:08:43,088 --> 00:08:46,767 I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM STRAIGHT. 117 00:08:46,791 --> 00:08:50,637 WHEN I'VE HAD THE QUESTIONS, YOU SHALL HAVE THE ANSWERS. 118 00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:52,273 I LIKE THAT. 119 00:08:52,297 --> 00:08:54,375 ALL RIGHT. A SHORT TIME AGO, 120 00:08:54,399 --> 00:08:57,700 I CAME INTO POSSESSION OF A CERTAIN CURIOUS OBJECT. 121 00:08:59,036 --> 00:09:00,647 WHAT SORT OF OBJECT? 122 00:09:00,671 --> 00:09:02,271 LET ME HAVE THE ENVELOPE. 123 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:19,733 BOSS! IT'S A HEAD! 124 00:09:19,757 --> 00:09:21,335 A MAN'S HEAD! 125 00:09:21,359 --> 00:09:25,506 A MOST INTERESTING TROPHY. 126 00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:28,842 MAY I ASK HOW YOU CAME INTO POSSESSION OF THE ORIGINAL? 127 00:09:28,866 --> 00:09:31,579 THAT IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE! 128 00:09:31,603 --> 00:09:34,348 LET'S SAY I ACQUIRED IT FROM A FELLOW COLLECTOR. 129 00:09:34,372 --> 00:09:37,017 THE ONLY THINGS THAT DO MATTER ARE, NUMBER ONE... 130 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:39,820 IT CAME FROM ONE OF THE SCATTERED ISLANDS THAT 131 00:09:39,844 --> 00:09:41,155 SURROUND THIS PLACE. 132 00:09:41,179 --> 00:09:44,425 NUMBER TWO... IT HAS BEEN AUTHENTICATED 133 00:09:44,449 --> 00:09:48,362 AND FOUND TO BE OVER 150 YEARS OLD, 134 00:09:48,386 --> 00:09:50,998 YET IN PERFECT CONDITION. 135 00:09:51,022 --> 00:09:53,634 AND DO YOU KNOW WHY, MR. ROARKE? 136 00:09:53,658 --> 00:09:56,604 BECAUSE OF THE WATER IT WAS TREATED IN, 137 00:09:56,628 --> 00:10:00,774 WATER OF MYSTERIOUS, INDEFINABLE PROPERTIES. 138 00:10:00,798 --> 00:10:03,644 MT TEAM OF SCIENTISTS IS CONVINCED 139 00:10:03,668 --> 00:10:07,414 IT CAN ONLY HAVE COME FROM LA FUENTE DE LA JUVENTUD, 140 00:10:07,438 --> 00:10:10,506 THE LEGENDARY FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. 141 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:14,421 FASCINATING. 142 00:10:14,445 --> 00:10:18,425 SO NOW YOU KNOW WHY I AM HERE AND WHAT I AM AFTER. 143 00:10:18,449 --> 00:10:22,796 AND I ASK YOU, DOES THIS FOUNTAIN REALLY EXIST 144 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:24,931 AND CAN IT BE FOUND? 145 00:10:24,955 --> 00:10:27,468 OR ARE YOU SOME SORT OF CHARLATAN? 146 00:10:27,492 --> 00:10:28,891 CHARLATAN? 147 00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:42,538 WE NEVER PROMISE WHAT WE CAN'T DELIVER, MR. PETTIGREW. 148 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:46,853 THE FABLED FOUNTAIN DOES CERTAINLY EXIST. 149 00:10:46,877 --> 00:10:50,090 AS DO ALL THE FANTASIES OF MAN'S IMAGINATION. 150 00:10:50,114 --> 00:10:55,095 MAY I ALSO WARN YOU ABOUT THE ISLAND WHERE HE MUST GO TO FIND THE FOUNTAIN? 151 00:10:55,119 --> 00:10:58,065 IT IS SAID THAT THE TRIBE OF HEADHUNTERS 152 00:10:58,089 --> 00:11:01,669 WHO PRODUCED YOUR, UM, TROPHY 153 00:11:01,693 --> 00:11:04,438 STILL EXIST. 154 00:11:04,462 --> 00:11:07,508 IT MIGHT BE WISER IF YOU AND YOUR SECRETARY REMAINED HERE 155 00:11:07,532 --> 00:11:09,810 AND LET CAPT. BAILEY TRY ALONE. 156 00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:12,680 AND LET HIM RUN OFF AND SELL THE SECRET 157 00:11:12,704 --> 00:11:15,316 TO SOMEONE ELSE? NOT ON YOUR LIFE! 158 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:17,218 HEADHUNTERS OR NO, 159 00:11:17,242 --> 00:11:20,521 HIS LITTLE SWEETHEART AND I WILL FOLLOW HIM 160 00:11:20,545 --> 00:11:22,089 EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 161 00:11:22,113 --> 00:11:24,592 SO BE IT. 162 00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:29,118 I JUST HOPE THAT YOU ALL MAKE IT EVERY STEP OF THE WAY BACK. 163 00:11:58,983 --> 00:12:02,028 HEY, CHARLIE! PEG! 164 00:12:02,052 --> 00:12:04,398 IT'S ME, WILLIE TUCKER! 165 00:12:04,422 --> 00:12:07,434 - WILLIE! - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 166 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,771 WILLIE, MY GOODNESS! 167 00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:12,373 HELLO, WILLIE! 168 00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:15,309 - IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. - WILLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 169 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:17,010 MR. ROARKE INVITED ME AS YOUR GUEST. 170 00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:18,734 HEY, COME ON, LET'S SIT DOWN. 171 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,950 THANK YOU. 172 00:12:23,974 --> 00:12:25,886 YOU TWO LOOK TERRIFIC. 173 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:27,388 LIKEWISE. 174 00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:29,412 WHERE'S YOUR BETTER HALF, WILLIE? 175 00:12:30,748 --> 00:12:32,959 DORIS IS... 176 00:12:32,983 --> 00:12:36,163 DEAD, PEG. ABOUT A YEAR AGO. 177 00:12:36,187 --> 00:12:37,531 HER HEART. 178 00:12:37,555 --> 00:12:40,434 - OH, WILLIE, I'M SO SORRY. - ME TOO, WILLIE. 179 00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:44,026 WE'RE ALL SO DUMB, WE DON'T APPRECIATE WHAT WE HAVE UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE. 180 00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:49,109 HEY, I DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY TO PUT A DAMPER ON THINGS. 181 00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,911 WE HAD A GREAT LIFE TOGETHER. 182 00:12:50,935 --> 00:12:53,747 CHARLIE, I GOT A GOOD BOY. 183 00:12:53,771 --> 00:12:56,283 HE TEACHES SCHOOL. 184 00:12:56,307 --> 00:12:57,851 WHAT ABOUT YOU TWO? 185 00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,953 TWO BOYS AND A GIRL. 186 00:12:59,977 --> 00:13:01,922 ALL MARRIED AS OF LAST MONTH. 187 00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:04,491 WELL, NOW THAT THE NEST IS EMPTY, 188 00:13:04,515 --> 00:13:06,395 I GUESS YOU TWO ARE REALLY LIVING IT UP. 189 00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:12,899 HEY, DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG? 190 00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:17,571 NO, NOTHING, WILLIE. EVERYTHING'S FINE. SO TO SPEAK. 191 00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:20,207 SO TO SPEAK? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 192 00:13:20,231 --> 00:13:22,743 WELL, IT MEANS, WILLIE, THAT... 193 00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:24,611 CHARLIE AND I ARE... 194 00:13:24,635 --> 00:13:26,380 WELL, WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. 195 00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:29,717 YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON! NOT YOU TWO. NEVER! 196 00:13:29,741 --> 00:13:31,918 NO, IT'S TRUE, WILLIE. 197 00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:36,557 - WHAT HAPPENED? - NO ONE REASON. JUST... 198 00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,225 WELL, AFTER 35 YEARS OF MARRIAGE, 199 00:13:38,249 --> 00:13:41,751 WE JUST RAN OUT OF GAS. NO SPARKS. 200 00:13:43,621 --> 00:13:45,532 ALL THAT DISTANCE. 201 00:13:45,556 --> 00:13:50,259 I NEVER DREAMED I WAS COMING ALL THE WAY TO FANTASY ISLAND TO ATTEND A DIVORCE. 202 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:59,613 HEY, I HEAR BRICK HOWARD'S ON THE ISLAND. HE JUST GOT HIS THIRD DIVORCE. 203 00:13:59,637 --> 00:14:04,407 IT WOULD BE FUNNY, WOULDN'T IT, IF YOU TWO GOT TOGETHER AGAIN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. 204 00:14:24,495 --> 00:14:25,928 REMEMBER THAT SONG? 205 00:14:28,265 --> 00:14:33,113 THAT WAS ALWAYS YOUR SONG. HEY, DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YA? 206 00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:34,281 DANCE TO IT. 207 00:14:34,305 --> 00:14:36,383 ARE YOU PLAYING CUPID, WILLIE? 208 00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:39,107 ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT? 209 00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:45,948 EXCUSE US, WILLIE. 210 00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:34,475 NOW, YOU HAVE MY CHARTS AND ALL MY INSTRUCTIONS. 211 00:15:34,499 --> 00:15:37,544 I WOULD STILL ADVISE YOU, MS. MASON AND MR. PETTIGREW, 212 00:15:37,568 --> 00:15:41,181 TO RECONSIDER. THE NATIVES OF THE ISLAND YOU'RE GOING TO 213 00:15:41,205 --> 00:15:43,884 ARE CONSIDERED QUITE DANGEROUS. 214 00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:45,986 WE'RE WASTING TIME! 215 00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:48,822 I WILL NOT RELINQUISH COMMAND OF THIS EXPEDITION, 216 00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:51,592 NOT TO BAILEY, NOT TO ANYONE! NOW LET'S GO! 217 00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:53,760 HAVEN'T WE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING, MR. PETTIGREW? 218 00:15:53,784 --> 00:15:56,797 HMM? 219 00:15:56,821 --> 00:16:00,400 MY CERTIFIED CHECK FOR $1,000,000,000 220 00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:01,401 MADE OUT IN BAILEY'S NAME. 221 00:16:01,425 --> 00:16:03,370 BUT BEAR IN MIND, MR. ROARKE, 222 00:16:03,394 --> 00:16:07,273 NOT ONE PENNY IS TO BE TURNED OVER TO HIM UNLESS HE FULFILLS OUR CONTRACT. 223 00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:11,277 UNLESS WE FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, HE GETS NOTHING! 224 00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:13,235 FAIR ENOUGH, MR. PETTIGREW. 225 00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:15,438 UNDERSTOOD. 226 00:16:23,347 --> 00:16:26,547 ALL RIGHT, START THE ENGINE. AND BE QUICK. WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO. 227 00:16:29,286 --> 00:16:31,286 ALL RIGHT. 228 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:39,105 BOSS, ARE WE EVER GONNA SEE THEM AGAIN? 229 00:16:39,129 --> 00:16:41,296 WHO'S TO SAY, TATTOO? 230 00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:44,433 WHO'S TO SAY? 231 00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,227 SEE ANYTHING? 232 00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:35,629 NOTHING. BUT WE'RE HERE, ALL RIGHT. 233 00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:37,664 THIS IS THE ISLAND AND THE LAGOON. 234 00:17:37,688 --> 00:17:39,621 ALL THE CHARTS MATCH. 235 00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:54,837 GIVE ME THE PACKS. 236 00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:08,228 I HAVE THE FEELING SOMETHING'S WATCHING US. 237 00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:11,598 I HAVEN'T COME THIS FAR TO TURN BACK NOW, 238 00:18:11,622 --> 00:18:13,834 NO MATTER WHO'S THERE, OR WHAT'S THERE. 239 00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:16,992 I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE UNTIL WE FIND THAT WATER. 240 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:22,464 ALL RIGHT, THIS WAY. LET'S MOVE FAST. 241 00:18:49,593 --> 00:18:52,539 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - I DON'T KNOW. 242 00:18:52,563 --> 00:18:53,896 SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. 243 00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:05,206 JUST BACK AWAY SLOWLY. 244 00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:47,661 THANKS FOR LOANING ME YOUR DATE. 245 00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:50,129 BOY, AM I OUT OF SHAPE! 246 00:19:50,153 --> 00:19:52,532 YOU'RE STILL GOOD, WILLIE. VERY GOOD. 247 00:19:52,556 --> 00:19:54,901 YOU MAKE ME LOOK GOOD. 248 00:19:54,925 --> 00:19:59,305 PEG TELLS ME YOU OWN A HARDWARE STORE BACK THERE IN SALINA. VERY GOOD. 249 00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:02,169 IT'LL SOON BE IN THE PAST TENSE. I'M SELLING THE STORE. 250 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:05,345 CHARLIE'S GOING INTO SEMI-RETIREMENT. 251 00:20:05,369 --> 00:20:06,713 HAWAII. 252 00:20:06,737 --> 00:20:09,315 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN UP THAT BAIT SHOP 253 00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:11,250 YOU USED TO TALK ABOUT WHEN WE WERE IN THE NAVY. 254 00:20:11,274 --> 00:20:13,553 YOU HAVE GOT A REAL MEMORY. 255 00:20:13,577 --> 00:20:15,522 HEY, YOU DON'T NEED A PARTNER, DO YOU? 256 00:20:15,546 --> 00:20:19,214 SORRY, WILLIE, BUT THIS IS STRICTLY A ONE-MAN OPERATION. 257 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:27,701 I KNOW IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BUT YOU AND PEG... 258 00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:29,669 ALL THIS TALK ABOUT A DIVORCE... 259 00:20:29,693 --> 00:20:31,872 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 260 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,439 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN HAWAII. 261 00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:37,844 SALINA'S MY HOME. ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE. 262 00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:40,680 YEAH, BUT HAWAII. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE? 263 00:20:40,704 --> 00:20:43,383 OH, YES. CHARLIE'S TAKEN ME THERE SEVERAL TIMES. 264 00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:45,652 IT IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, 265 00:20:45,676 --> 00:20:47,621 BUT MY ROOTS ARE IN SALINA. 266 00:20:47,645 --> 00:20:49,956 CHILDREN, THE GRANDCHILDREN. 267 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,680 MEMORIES. 268 00:20:59,222 --> 00:21:01,501 FOLKS, THIS IS THE LAST DANCE. 269 00:21:01,525 --> 00:21:04,826 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S THAT TIME ALREADY. 270 00:21:07,798 --> 00:21:09,164 CARE TO DANCE, PEG? 271 00:21:10,534 --> 00:21:11,900 YES. 272 00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:26,626 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE? 273 00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:30,396 I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE BRICK MIGHT BE HERE. 274 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:34,901 I GUESS ALL OF OUR LIVES WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY DIFFERENT, WOULDN'T THEY, 275 00:21:34,925 --> 00:21:37,158 IF YOU TWO HAD GOTTEN MARRIED? 276 00:21:40,097 --> 00:21:42,742 REMIND ME TO TELL YOU SOMETIME 277 00:21:42,766 --> 00:21:46,446 THAT YOU ARE STILL A VERY GOOD DANCER. 278 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:48,314 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 279 00:21:48,338 --> 00:21:52,752 YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 280 00:21:52,776 --> 00:21:54,509 FOR LOTS OF THINGS, CHARLIE. 281 00:22:23,607 --> 00:22:24,940 YOU DIE! 282 00:22:36,754 --> 00:22:38,798 JEFF, I'M SCARED. 283 00:22:38,822 --> 00:22:42,090 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL SHRUNKEN HEAD CANDIDATES. 284 00:22:52,002 --> 00:22:54,648 YOU! BIG FELLA! CHIEF! 285 00:22:54,672 --> 00:22:56,104 WE COME AS FRIENDS. 286 00:22:58,809 --> 00:23:01,143 GREAT WHITE CHIEF BRING MAGIC. 287 00:23:04,148 --> 00:23:06,860 MAGIC BOX. BIG STRONG MAGIC! 288 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:17,359 MAGIC! 289 00:23:24,267 --> 00:23:26,001 EVEN STRONGER MAGIC. 290 00:23:28,405 --> 00:23:32,085 I HAVE HIS SOUL, HIS SPIRIT CAPTURED. 291 00:23:32,109 --> 00:23:35,476 IT IS TRUE. LOOK. IT IS TRUE. 292 00:23:38,749 --> 00:23:42,162 IF THE PRIEST BOTHERS US, I WILL KEEP HIS SOUL. 293 00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:45,031 WHY YOU BRING MAGIC? 294 00:23:45,055 --> 00:23:46,666 COME TO THIS VILLAGE? 295 00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:48,523 TO SEE YOUR MAGIC WATER. 296 00:23:51,095 --> 00:23:52,360 I KNOW YOU HAVE IT. 297 00:23:54,932 --> 00:23:55,932 COME. 298 00:24:35,906 --> 00:24:37,773 THIS MUST BE IT. 299 00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:40,319 I THINK WE HAVE FOUND IT. 300 00:24:40,343 --> 00:24:43,089 THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH! 301 00:24:43,113 --> 00:24:45,091 IT IS CALLED THE DEW OF LIFE. 302 00:24:45,115 --> 00:24:47,127 ONCE IT RAN FULL AND BROAD. 303 00:24:47,151 --> 00:24:49,695 NOW, ONLY A FEW DROPS EACH DAY. 304 00:24:49,719 --> 00:24:54,667 CHIEF, PRIESTS, AND ELDERS ALLOWED TO DRINK NOW AND THEN TO STAY ALIVE. 305 00:24:54,691 --> 00:24:58,171 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 306 00:24:58,195 --> 00:25:00,039 ME? 307 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,474 140. 308 00:25:01,498 --> 00:25:05,478 SOME, 200 YEARS, 300. 309 00:25:05,502 --> 00:25:07,035 OH! 310 00:25:08,505 --> 00:25:12,485 THIS WATER, I WOULD BUY SOME OF IT. 311 00:25:12,509 --> 00:25:15,855 I WILL PAY YOU MONEY. ALL THE MONEY YOU WANT! 312 00:25:15,879 --> 00:25:18,391 SILVER MONEY! GOLD! 313 00:25:18,415 --> 00:25:20,059 GOLD NOT MAKE MAN YOUNG. 314 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,762 BUT YOU MUST SHARE IT. 315 00:25:22,786 --> 00:25:24,730 I DON'T WANT IT ALL. 316 00:25:24,754 --> 00:25:27,801 JUST A LITTLE. JUST A LITTLE. 317 00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:29,635 WATER GIFT OF GODS. 318 00:25:29,659 --> 00:25:31,604 NOT SELL FOR GOLD. 319 00:25:31,628 --> 00:25:34,896 OH! OH! 320 00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:40,213 I WILL HAVE THIS WATER! 321 00:25:40,237 --> 00:25:41,447 NO! 322 00:25:41,471 --> 00:25:44,017 YOU MUSTN'T KILL GREAT WHITE CHIEF. 323 00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:45,618 HIS MAGIC WILL KILL YOU ALL. 324 00:25:45,642 --> 00:25:49,388 I WILL HAVE... I WILL HAVE...! 325 00:25:49,412 --> 00:25:51,213 YOU GO! 326 00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:55,210 NEVER COME BACK, OR YOU DIE! 327 00:26:23,347 --> 00:26:26,126 BOSS, BOSS, YOU GOTTA HELP ME. 328 00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:28,060 THE HICCUP IS BACK. 329 00:26:28,084 --> 00:26:30,563 YES, SO I HEAR. 330 00:26:30,587 --> 00:26:32,365 THE REMEDY I GAVE YOU DIDN'T WORK, HUH? 331 00:26:32,389 --> 00:26:36,858 NO. THE ONLY THE I'VE GOT IS A BUMP IN THE HEAD. 332 00:26:38,495 --> 00:26:40,706 FROM HOLDING YOUR BREATH? 333 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:42,897 I HELD IT SO LONG THAT FAINTED. 334 00:27:01,485 --> 00:27:04,030 YOU KNOW WHAT WAS SO GREAT ABOUT 1944 335 00:27:04,054 --> 00:27:07,200 WAS WE WERE TOO YOUNG TO WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE. 336 00:27:07,224 --> 00:27:10,370 THE ONLY THING THAT WAS IMPORTANT WAS NOW, TODAY. 337 00:27:10,394 --> 00:27:12,238 LET TOMORROW TAKE CARE OF ITSELF. 338 00:27:12,262 --> 00:27:14,896 MMM. 339 00:27:17,934 --> 00:27:19,879 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 340 00:27:19,903 --> 00:27:23,749 THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE 341 00:27:23,773 --> 00:27:26,452 WHEN YOU SAW YOUR ELDEST SON FOR THE FIRST TIME. 342 00:27:26,476 --> 00:27:30,823 TOMMY TOOK ONE LOOK AT ME AND STARTED BAWLING HIS HEAD OFF. 343 00:27:30,847 --> 00:27:34,282 YOU WERE A TOTAL STRANGER. 344 00:27:35,985 --> 00:27:40,066 TOMMY WAS WHAT, A YEAR OLD BEFORE YOU EVER SAW HIM. 345 00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:44,337 13 MONTHS. I DIDN'T THINK THE NAVY WOULD EVER SHIP ME HOME. 346 00:27:44,361 --> 00:27:48,107 I'M GLAD THEY DID. I WAS PARTICULARLY GRATEFUL YOU WERE AROUND 347 00:27:48,131 --> 00:27:49,576 WHEN SCOTTY GOT SO SICK. 348 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,513 I REMEMBER THE DOCTOR SAYING "POLIO." 349 00:27:53,537 --> 00:27:55,081 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 350 00:27:55,105 --> 00:27:57,016 I REMEMBER WHAT WE DID. 351 00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,320 WE GOT DOWN ON OUR KNEES RIGHT THERE IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM 352 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:02,210 AND ASKED GOD TO SPARE SCOTTY. 353 00:28:06,617 --> 00:28:09,128 IT REALLY WAS A MIRACLE, CHARLIE. 354 00:28:09,152 --> 00:28:10,652 NOT EVEN A LIMP. 355 00:28:12,489 --> 00:28:15,735 WE HAD SO MUCH GOING FOR US IN THOSE DAYS, PEG, 356 00:28:15,759 --> 00:28:17,359 BUT WHERE DID IT GO? 357 00:28:22,766 --> 00:28:25,478 ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, ENOUGH OF THIS EXCLUSIVITY! 358 00:28:25,502 --> 00:28:27,822 WE'RE ALL GOING SWIMMING, AND YOU'RE BOTH GONNA GO WITH US. 359 00:28:32,542 --> 00:28:35,042 ♪ ♪ 360 00:28:48,892 --> 00:28:49,935 PEG. 361 00:28:49,959 --> 00:28:52,327 STILL AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER. 362 00:29:02,506 --> 00:29:04,150 COME ON! COME ON! 363 00:29:04,174 --> 00:29:06,852 I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D GET OUT OF THERE ALIVE. 364 00:29:06,876 --> 00:29:08,854 I KEEP THINKING THEY'RE WATCHING US. 365 00:29:08,878 --> 00:29:12,124 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. IN FACT, I KNOW YOU ARE. 366 00:29:12,148 --> 00:29:15,161 LOOK! LOOK WHERE THE WATER TOUCHED MY HAND! 367 00:29:15,185 --> 00:29:17,563 IT'S LIKE MY SKIN WHEN I WAS YOUNG! 368 00:29:17,587 --> 00:29:19,565 UNBELIEVABLE! 369 00:29:19,589 --> 00:29:21,167 IT'S INCREDIBLE. 370 00:29:21,191 --> 00:29:23,369 I COULD BE THAT WAY ALL OVER, YOUNG AGAIN! 371 00:29:23,393 --> 00:29:26,005 IF I ONLY HAD A LITTLE MORE OF THE WATER. 372 00:29:26,029 --> 00:29:29,609 BAILEY, I WILL DOUBLE MY OFFER. 373 00:29:29,633 --> 00:29:33,746 $2,000,000,000 FOR ONE CANTEEN OF THE WATER! 374 00:29:33,770 --> 00:29:36,749 THAT'S INSANE! THEY'LL KILL US ALL IF WE DON'T GET OFF THE ISLAND! 375 00:29:36,773 --> 00:29:38,640 - COME ON. - $3,000,000,000! 376 00:29:43,647 --> 00:29:46,693 YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL. $3,000,000,000, PAYABLE ON OUR RETURN. 377 00:29:46,717 --> 00:29:47,927 YES! YES! 378 00:29:47,951 --> 00:29:49,462 ARE YOU BOTH CRAZY? 379 00:29:49,486 --> 00:29:52,532 YOU HEARD HIM. FOR $3,000,000,000 I'D GO TO HELL AND BACK. 380 00:29:52,556 --> 00:29:54,266 TAMA, HAND ME THE CANTEEN AND MY PISTOL. 381 00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:55,267 YES, SIR. 382 00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:56,451 TINA, GET ABOARD THE BOAT. 383 00:30:02,999 --> 00:30:04,377 ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY. 384 00:30:04,401 --> 00:30:05,945 WATCH FOR ME ON THE BEACH. 385 00:30:05,969 --> 00:30:08,214 WHEN YOU SEE ME, START THE BOAT ENGINE. 386 00:30:08,238 --> 00:30:09,382 I'LL TRY AND SWIM OUT TO YOU. 387 00:30:09,406 --> 00:30:10,616 IF I DON'T MAKE IT, YOU KEEP GOING. 388 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,818 DON'T WAIT FOR ANYTHING, GOT IT? 389 00:30:11,842 --> 00:30:12,819 - YOU GOT IT. - GOT IT. 390 00:30:12,843 --> 00:30:14,008 OKAY. 391 00:30:36,266 --> 00:30:38,177 ONE MORE POINT AND I WIN. READY? 392 00:30:38,201 --> 00:30:39,233 READY. 393 00:30:41,004 --> 00:30:41,981 OUT. 394 00:30:42,005 --> 00:30:43,916 21. I WIN. 395 00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:47,687 JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS. I NEVER WAS ANY GOOD AT SPORTS. 396 00:30:47,711 --> 00:30:49,076 SPEAKING OF SPORTS... 397 00:30:50,781 --> 00:30:53,860 GOOD AFTERNOON. I'M SURE YOU ALL REMEMBER BRICK HOWARD. 398 00:30:53,884 --> 00:30:55,528 BRICK. 399 00:30:55,552 --> 00:30:59,064 HOW COULD THEY FORGET THAT PEG AND I WERE ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED? 400 00:30:59,088 --> 00:31:00,065 HOW ARE YOU, PEG? 401 00:31:00,089 --> 00:31:01,934 FINE, BRICK, AND YOU? 402 00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:04,303 NEVER BETTER. YOU STILL MARRIED TO THIS SWABBIE? 403 00:31:04,327 --> 00:31:06,038 SHE IS. 404 00:31:06,062 --> 00:31:08,340 WIN A FEW, LOSE A FEW. 405 00:31:08,364 --> 00:31:10,009 HEY, WILLIE, HOW ARE YOU? 406 00:31:10,033 --> 00:31:11,844 OKAY, BRICK. 407 00:31:11,868 --> 00:31:14,714 I IMAGINE YOU HAVE A GREAT DEAL TO TALK ABOUT, 408 00:31:14,738 --> 00:31:17,338 SO IF YOU'LL KINDLY EXCUSE ME. 409 00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:19,985 ME TOO. 410 00:31:20,009 --> 00:31:22,955 YOU'RE LOOKING MIGHTY PRETTY, PEG. 411 00:31:22,979 --> 00:31:23,735 OH, THANKS... 412 00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:26,358 I SEE YOU'RE STILL WEARING MY LETTERMAN SWEATER. 413 00:31:26,382 --> 00:31:28,060 SHE WAS COLD. 414 00:31:28,084 --> 00:31:29,896 IT WAS THE ONLY ONE ON THE CLOSET. 415 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,532 LET THE LADY SPEAK FOR HERSELF, CHUCK BABY. 416 00:31:32,556 --> 00:31:35,835 THE NAME IS CHARLES. 417 00:31:35,859 --> 00:31:39,439 WHY SO HOSTILE? WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN HOW MANY YEARS? 418 00:31:39,463 --> 00:31:41,173 WELL, AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK ME WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING? 419 00:31:41,197 --> 00:31:43,208 OH. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? 420 00:31:43,232 --> 00:31:45,812 I'M AN AIRLINE PILOT. THE BIGGIE, 747. 421 00:31:45,836 --> 00:31:49,615 - FROM L.A. TO PARIS FRANCE. - OH, HOW NICE. 422 00:31:49,639 --> 00:31:53,686 OH, MR. ROARKE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU OPENING A BAIT SHOP IN HAWAII? HAH. 423 00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:56,177 CAN'T CUT IT IN THE BIG CITY, HUH, CHAZ? 424 00:31:59,449 --> 00:32:01,293 OH, BRICK, WHY DON'T WE DANCE? 425 00:32:01,317 --> 00:32:03,417 - SHALL WE? - YOU GOT IT, BABY. 426 00:32:40,356 --> 00:32:42,034 AH, GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. ATWOOD. 427 00:32:42,058 --> 00:32:44,770 - NOT REALLY. - SOMETHING IS WRONG? 428 00:32:44,794 --> 00:32:49,174 THAT FLYBOY YOU BROUGHT OVER TO THE USO, BRICK HOWARD, 429 00:32:49,198 --> 00:32:50,543 HE'S WHAT'S WRONG. 430 00:32:50,567 --> 00:32:52,044 I'M AFRAID I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 431 00:32:52,068 --> 00:32:54,013 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, MR. ROARKE. 432 00:32:54,037 --> 00:32:57,316 IT'S JUST THAT I NEVER COULD COMPETE AGAINST MR. EVERYTHING. 433 00:32:57,340 --> 00:32:58,506 NOBODY COULD. 434 00:32:59,709 --> 00:33:03,088 COMPETE AGAINST HIM FOR WHAT? 435 00:33:03,112 --> 00:33:06,692 PEG. SHE COULDN'T WAIT TO GET OUT ON THAT DANCE FLOOR WITH HIM. 436 00:33:06,716 --> 00:33:08,861 OH. 437 00:33:08,885 --> 00:33:11,631 IT'S BEEN SAID THAT, UM, 438 00:33:11,655 --> 00:33:15,835 JEALOUSY IS BUT A BLISTER ON THE HEEL OF MATRIMONY, MR. ATWOOD. 439 00:33:15,859 --> 00:33:19,939 IT HAS ALSO BEEN SAID THAT BRICK HOWARD IS A FIRST-CLASS JERK. 440 00:33:19,963 --> 00:33:21,863 AND I'M THE GUY WHO SAID IT. 441 00:33:23,332 --> 00:33:26,245 BUT ONCE YOU WON PEGGY'S FAVOR OVER HIS, DIDN'T YOU? 442 00:33:26,269 --> 00:33:27,780 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DO IT AGAIN? 443 00:33:27,804 --> 00:33:32,117 I'M 54 YEARS OLD. I'M NOT THE GUY I ONCE WAS. 444 00:33:32,141 --> 00:33:34,709 BRICK HOWARD IS ALSO 54, ISN'T HE? 445 00:33:36,947 --> 00:33:38,824 YES, BUT HE DOESN'T LOOK IT. 446 00:33:38,848 --> 00:33:40,459 AT LEAST NOT TO ME. 447 00:33:40,483 --> 00:33:45,097 WELL, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF, MR. ATWOOD. 448 00:33:45,121 --> 00:33:49,535 MY ADVICE WOULD BE FOR YOU TO STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR PEGGY. 449 00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:51,439 IF THAT IS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT. 450 00:33:55,632 --> 00:33:57,164 GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. ATWOOD. 451 00:34:15,318 --> 00:34:16,629 COME HERE OFTEN? 452 00:34:16,653 --> 00:34:18,130 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 453 00:34:18,154 --> 00:34:19,932 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY ON BOARD. 454 00:34:19,956 --> 00:34:21,968 - I'M COMING WITH YOU. - ARE YOU CRAZY? 455 00:34:21,992 --> 00:34:24,470 YEAH, PROBABLY. BUT YOU CAN'T PULL THIS OFF BY YOURSELF. 456 00:34:24,494 --> 00:34:26,572 IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN PULL IT OFF. NOW GO BACK. 457 00:34:26,596 --> 00:34:30,643 I'M NOT GOING BACK! LISTEN, I'VE HANDLED GUNS ALL MY LIFE AND I'M GOOD. 458 00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:35,214 - OKAY. BUT IF THIS THING BACKFIRES... - IT WON'T. 459 00:34:35,238 --> 00:34:38,484 NOW WHY DON'T YOU BEGIN PRACTICING THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING? 460 00:34:38,508 --> 00:34:40,519 BECAUSE I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THOSE NATIVES 461 00:34:40,543 --> 00:34:42,755 WITH TWO MORE SHRUNKEN HEADS TO THEIR CREDIT, THAT'S WHY. 462 00:34:42,779 --> 00:34:44,879 - STILL WANT TO GO? - MM-HMM. 463 00:34:46,449 --> 00:34:47,515 COME ON. 464 00:35:14,644 --> 00:35:16,622 COME ON, CHARLIE, CHEER UP. 465 00:35:16,646 --> 00:35:20,759 WHAT FOR? PEG'S GONE OFF WITH THAT LEECH OF A PLAYBOY. 466 00:35:20,783 --> 00:35:22,217 WRONG. 467 00:35:32,696 --> 00:35:34,707 MIND IF I SIT DOWN? 468 00:35:34,731 --> 00:35:37,610 IT'S NOT TOO ORIGINAL, BUT THERE'S AN OLD SAYING 469 00:35:37,634 --> 00:35:40,901 THAT THREE'S A CROWD. GOOD LUCK. 470 00:35:43,607 --> 00:35:48,287 - NOW, ABOUT THIS AFTERNOON... - PEG, YOU DON'T OWE ME ANY EXPLANATION. 471 00:35:48,311 --> 00:35:51,824 MR. ROARKE PRONOUNCED US SINGLE FOR THE WEEKEND, REMEMBER? 472 00:35:51,848 --> 00:35:56,061 CHARLIE, I GRABBED BRICK AND STARTED DANCING WITH HIM 473 00:35:56,085 --> 00:35:59,898 TO PREVENT WHAT WAS RAPIDLY DETERIORATING INTO A FIGHT. 474 00:35:59,922 --> 00:36:01,867 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT. 475 00:36:01,891 --> 00:36:05,104 I REPEAT, YOU DON'T OWE ME ANY APOLOGIES. 476 00:36:05,128 --> 00:36:07,273 I SUPPOSE IF ANYONE SHOULD APOLOGIZE, 477 00:36:07,297 --> 00:36:08,774 IT SHOULD BE ME. 478 00:36:08,798 --> 00:36:11,176 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 479 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,079 OUR LIFE TOGETHER. 480 00:36:14,103 --> 00:36:17,983 I GUESS I ALWAYS KNEW THAT IT WAS A ONE-SIDED LOVE AFFAIR. 481 00:36:18,007 --> 00:36:22,521 I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOU BY MARRYING YOU ON THE REBOUND FROM BRICK. 482 00:36:22,545 --> 00:36:24,624 IT WASN'T FAIR. 483 00:36:24,648 --> 00:36:27,560 I LOVED YOU SO MUCH, 484 00:36:27,584 --> 00:36:30,285 I GUESS I HOPED THAT IN TIME... 485 00:36:31,688 --> 00:36:35,768 IRONIC, ISN'T IT? THIS CORNBALL LUAU. 486 00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:38,760 YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHERE WE FIRST THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE. 487 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:46,445 I THINK THAT'S WHAT TURNED ME ON TO HAWAII IN THE FIRST PLACE. 488 00:36:46,469 --> 00:36:49,515 SOMEHOW I JUST GOT IT FIXED IN MY HEAD... 489 00:36:49,539 --> 00:36:52,285 YOU AND ME, AND THE LUAU... 490 00:36:52,309 --> 00:36:55,142 TWO DAYS LATER I WAS OFF TO THE WAR. 491 00:36:57,314 --> 00:37:01,761 YOU KNOW, THAT WAS THE LAST TIME WE WERE ALONE, 492 00:37:01,785 --> 00:37:03,117 JUST YOU AND ME. 493 00:37:08,925 --> 00:37:11,704 THERE WERE THE KIDS, AND... 494 00:37:11,728 --> 00:37:15,040 - CHARLIE... - PEG. 495 00:37:15,064 --> 00:37:17,932 I'M SORRY. I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. 496 00:37:20,603 --> 00:37:23,304 MAYBE YOU AND BRICK CAN BE HAPPY NOW. 497 00:37:28,077 --> 00:37:29,644 I WON'T STAND IN YOUR WAY. 498 00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:05,257 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH IT? 499 00:38:05,281 --> 00:38:09,061 - WHAT? - ALL THAT MONEY. THE $3,000,000,000. 500 00:38:09,085 --> 00:38:11,630 BANK IT, WHERE IT'S SAFE. 501 00:38:11,654 --> 00:38:14,433 WHY DON'T WE SPLURGE ON AN ACAPULCO HONEYMOON? 502 00:38:14,457 --> 00:38:17,002 WHEN YOU GET TO BE MY AGE AND CAN'T QUALIFY FOR A CREDIT CARD, 503 00:38:17,026 --> 00:38:18,571 YOU DON'T SPLURGE ON ANYTHING. 504 00:38:18,595 --> 00:38:20,127 YOU'RE JUST CHEAP. 505 00:38:22,432 --> 00:38:24,465 YOU NOTICE ANYTHING STRANGE ABOUT THE VILLAGE? 506 00:38:26,135 --> 00:38:28,881 - WHAT? - HARDLY ANY MEN. 507 00:38:28,905 --> 00:38:31,283 MEANS THEY PROBABLY WENT OUT TO MAKE SURE WE LEFT THE ISLAND. 508 00:38:31,307 --> 00:38:33,619 WHICH MEANS WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 509 00:38:33,643 --> 00:38:36,489 WAIT. YOU CAN'T GO DOWN THERE NOW IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. 510 00:38:36,513 --> 00:38:39,814 WITH THEIR APPETITES I DON'T WANT TO HANG AROUND FOR DINNER. 511 00:38:41,584 --> 00:38:44,397 JUST STAY HERE. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, RUN FOR THE BOAT. 512 00:38:44,421 --> 00:38:47,488 - JUST RUN AND KEEP RUNNING. - JEFF! 513 00:40:02,565 --> 00:40:04,477 COME ON! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 514 00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:07,181 - I DROPPED THE GUN BACK THERE! - FORGET THE GUN! 515 00:40:36,265 --> 00:40:37,698 COME ON! WE GOTTA MAKE THE BOAT! 516 00:40:50,079 --> 00:40:51,245 OH! 517 00:40:52,916 --> 00:40:54,481 I HURT MY LEG! 518 00:41:01,591 --> 00:41:04,803 OKAY, WE'RE HERE! START THE ENGINE! 519 00:41:04,827 --> 00:41:05,827 JEFF! 520 00:41:07,931 --> 00:41:10,208 JEFF, I CAN'T MAKE IT! MY LEG! 521 00:41:10,232 --> 00:41:12,032 COME ON, TINA! WE GOT IT MADE! 522 00:41:13,570 --> 00:41:16,849 JEFF! HURRY! I CAN'T! 523 00:41:16,873 --> 00:41:20,074 CANTEEN! SAVE THE CANTEEN! 524 00:41:23,012 --> 00:41:25,658 JEFF, HURRY! 525 00:41:25,682 --> 00:41:27,693 JEFF, SAVE YOURSELF! HURRY! 526 00:41:27,717 --> 00:41:29,650 THE WATER! 527 00:41:35,792 --> 00:41:36,924 THE WATER! 528 00:41:49,706 --> 00:41:52,439 THE WATER! GO BACK! GO BACK. 529 00:41:59,348 --> 00:42:02,083 GO BACK TO THE WATER. 530 00:42:09,558 --> 00:42:12,259 SIR! SIR! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? CAN I HELP? 531 00:42:53,970 --> 00:42:55,213 PEG? 532 00:42:55,237 --> 00:42:57,449 OH, I WAS HOPING YOU'D COME BACK. 533 00:42:57,473 --> 00:43:00,085 PEG, I DON'T... 534 00:43:00,109 --> 00:43:02,021 BUT... 535 00:43:02,045 --> 00:43:05,024 I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE WITH BRICK. 536 00:43:05,048 --> 00:43:07,481 OH, CHARLIE. 537 00:43:09,385 --> 00:43:13,532 THERE'S SOMETHING WE REALLY SHOULD HAVE DISCUSSED 35 YEARS AGO. 538 00:43:13,556 --> 00:43:16,035 THE FACT THAT YOU MARRIED ME ON THE REBOUND 539 00:43:16,059 --> 00:43:19,004 AFTER BRICK JILTED ME FOR SOME GENERAL'S DAUGHTER 540 00:43:19,028 --> 00:43:20,505 WHO COULD HELP HIS CAREER. 541 00:43:20,529 --> 00:43:24,442 - LOOK, PEG... - I GUESS I ALWAYS LET YOU THINK 542 00:43:24,466 --> 00:43:25,711 THAT WAS A LITTLE TRUE. 543 00:43:25,735 --> 00:43:29,514 BUT YOU LOVE HIM. YOU CAN'T DENY THAT. 544 00:43:29,538 --> 00:43:31,950 I DID LOVE HIM, YES. 545 00:43:31,974 --> 00:43:34,987 AND WHEN HE JILTED ME I THOUGHT I'D DIE. 546 00:43:35,011 --> 00:43:38,724 AND THEN THERE WAS YOU. AND I REALIZED 547 00:43:38,748 --> 00:43:43,095 THAT I NEVER KNEW WHAT LOVE WAS BEFORE YOU. 548 00:43:43,119 --> 00:43:48,167 BUT THAT WAS 35 YEARS AGO. 549 00:43:48,191 --> 00:43:51,269 WHY DID YOU COME BACK HERE TONIGHT? 550 00:43:51,293 --> 00:43:54,639 I SUDDENLY REMEMBERED TAKING A VOW 551 00:43:54,663 --> 00:43:57,442 THAT SAYS, "UNTIL DEATH DO US PART". 552 00:43:57,466 --> 00:44:00,312 YOU MEAN, YOU STILL LOVE ME? 553 00:44:00,336 --> 00:44:02,848 WELL, I'M CERTAINLY NOT TALKING ABOUT BRICK HOWARD. 554 00:44:02,872 --> 00:44:05,450 HE COULDN'T CARRY YOUR TACKLE BOX. 555 00:44:05,474 --> 00:44:07,285 TACKLE BOX? 556 00:44:07,309 --> 00:44:09,888 IT IS WHAT YOU CALL IT, ISN'T IT? I MEAN, I THOUGHT I OUGHT TO START 557 00:44:09,912 --> 00:44:11,790 USING THE OFFICIAL TERMINOLOGY 558 00:44:11,814 --> 00:44:13,792 IF I'M GOING TO HELP YOU WITH THE BAIT SHOP. 559 00:44:13,816 --> 00:44:16,962 YOU MEAN YOU'RE COMING WITH ME? 560 00:44:16,986 --> 00:44:18,931 BUT WHAT ABOUT SALINA? 561 00:44:18,955 --> 00:44:21,622 OH, SALINA ALREADY HAS A BAIT SHOP. 562 00:44:24,761 --> 00:44:26,693 PLEASE, LET ME COME. 563 00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:34,873 AH, MR. AND MRS. ATWOOD, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR STAY WITH US. 564 00:45:34,897 --> 00:45:36,408 WE WERE BOTH PREPARED TO HATE IT 565 00:45:36,432 --> 00:45:37,842 BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE A FAIRY TALE. 566 00:45:37,866 --> 00:45:41,213 WE ALWAYS TRY TO PROVIDE HAPPY ENDINGS. 567 00:45:41,237 --> 00:45:44,082 THAT NOSTALGIA TRIP BACK TO 1944 568 00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:45,750 WASN'T BAD EITHER. 569 00:45:45,774 --> 00:45:48,053 BUT WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FUTURE NOW. 570 00:45:48,077 --> 00:45:50,855 AND 35 MORE YEARS OF MARRIAGE. 571 00:45:50,879 --> 00:45:52,179 OH, AT LEAST. 572 00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:56,094 - GOOD-BYE. - GOOD-BYE, MRS. ATWOOD. 573 00:45:56,118 --> 00:45:57,563 - GOOD-BYE, TATTOO. - GOOD-BYE, MRS. ATWOOD. 574 00:45:57,587 --> 00:45:59,320 - GOOD-BYE. - MR. ATWOOD. 575 00:46:24,813 --> 00:46:27,359 THANK YOU, MR. ROARKE. THANK YOU, TATTOO. 576 00:46:27,383 --> 00:46:30,329 MS. MASON, CAPT. BAILEY, ANY REGRETS? 577 00:46:30,353 --> 00:46:33,932 NONE AT ALL. BROKE OR NOT, WE'LL MAKE IT TOGETHER. 578 00:46:33,956 --> 00:46:38,870 WELL, I WOULD SCARCELY FEEL BROKE WITH $1,000,000,000. 579 00:46:38,894 --> 00:46:41,773 I DON'T GET IT. J.D.'S CHECK. 580 00:46:41,797 --> 00:46:43,742 WELL, YOU FOUND THE FOUNTAIN, DIDN'T YOU? 581 00:46:43,766 --> 00:46:45,310 TECHNICALLY THAT'S ALL YOU AGREED TO DO. 582 00:46:45,334 --> 00:46:48,614 YOU SEE, BEFORE MR. PETTIGREW WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL, 583 00:46:48,638 --> 00:46:50,148 WHERE HE WILL RECOVER, 584 00:46:50,172 --> 00:46:52,092 HE ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU THAT CHECK. 585 00:46:53,809 --> 00:46:56,209 I GUESS PEOPLE FOOL YOU SOMETIMES. HUH, MR. ROARKE? 586 00:46:57,613 --> 00:46:58,923 SOMETIMES. 587 00:46:58,947 --> 00:47:00,259 THANK YOU. 588 00:47:00,283 --> 00:47:01,660 GOOD-BYE, CAPTAIN. 589 00:47:01,684 --> 00:47:02,661 GOOD LUCK. 590 00:47:02,685 --> 00:47:04,763 THANK YOU, MS. MASON. 591 00:47:04,787 --> 00:47:06,119 THANK YOU. 592 00:47:25,174 --> 00:47:26,885 WELL, BOSS, THAT WAS NICE. 593 00:47:26,909 --> 00:47:29,120 YES IT WAS. 594 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,781 OH, NO. NOT AGAIN, TATTOO. 595 00:47:37,019 --> 00:47:40,131 WELL, I'M AFRAID THIS CALLS FOR THE ULTIMATE REMEDY. 596 00:47:40,155 --> 00:47:43,602 I CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT IT WILL WORK, BUT AN OLD ISLAND LEGEND 597 00:47:43,626 --> 00:47:45,292 INSISTS THAT IT WILL. 598 00:47:48,964 --> 00:47:51,843 SO FAR SO GOOD, BUT WHAT DO I DO NEXT? 599 00:47:51,867 --> 00:47:54,846 YOU WILL HAVE TO KISS EACH ONE OF THESE COMELY MAIDENS 600 00:47:54,870 --> 00:47:58,016 AND THEN, ACCORDING TO LEGEND, YOUR HICCUPS WILL DISAPPEAR. 601 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,219 I GET TO KISS ALL THREE OF THEM? 602 00:48:01,243 --> 00:48:02,876 I'M AFRAID SO, TATTOO. 603 00:48:16,291 --> 00:48:19,538 HEY, BOSS, IT WORKS! IT REALLY WORKS! 604 00:48:19,562 --> 00:48:22,629 OF COURSE. YOU SEE, EVERY LEGEND HAS ITS... 605 00:48:27,169 --> 00:48:28,802 BOSS, YOU'VE GOT IT! 44997

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