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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,488 --> 00:00:59,022 THE PLANE! THE PLANE! 2 00:01:27,686 --> 00:01:30,198 TATTOO, WHAT'S WRONG? 3 00:01:30,222 --> 00:01:32,500 IT'S NOTHING, BOSS. IT'S NOTHING. 4 00:01:32,524 --> 00:01:35,403 I'LL BE OKAY. I JUST HAVE TO TAKE IT SLOW AND EASY. 5 00:01:35,427 --> 00:01:38,106 BUT YOU'RE WALKING LIKE A 90-YEAR-OLD MAN. 6 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:40,641 IT'S TRUE, THAT. 7 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:43,978 WELL, AGE "CREEP-UPS" ON YOU BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 8 00:01:44,002 --> 00:01:47,048 ONE DAY YOU ARE YOUNG AND HEALTHY AND STRONG, 9 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:49,117 AND THE NEXT, HERE IS THE ROCKING CHAIR 10 00:01:49,141 --> 00:01:50,618 STARING AT YOU. 11 00:01:50,642 --> 00:01:53,654 ALL RIGHT, TATTOO. WHAT'S ALL THIS TALK ABOUT OLD AGE? 12 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:54,889 WHAT IS IT? 13 00:01:54,913 --> 00:01:57,625 IT'S NOT ALL TALK, BOSS: LOOK. 14 00:01:57,649 --> 00:01:59,260 WHAT? 15 00:01:59,284 --> 00:02:01,351 LOOK, BOSS! 16 00:02:07,092 --> 00:02:09,270 A GRAY HAIR? 17 00:02:09,294 --> 00:02:11,772 MY FIRST. I FIND IT RIGHT HERE. 18 00:02:11,796 --> 00:02:15,009 REALLY? WELL, UNLESS YOU ARE DUE AT THE OLD AGE HOME 19 00:02:15,033 --> 00:02:18,067 IN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES, I SUGGEST WE GREET OUR GUESTS? 20 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:20,737 OHH. 21 00:03:00,312 --> 00:03:03,324 SMILES, EVERYONE! SMILE! 22 00:03:04,550 --> 00:03:07,684 ♪♪ 23 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:17,205 AH, MISS ESTHER BOLLING AND MISS SALLY GLOVER, 24 00:03:17,229 --> 00:03:19,374 ALL THE WAY FROM TERRE HAUTE, INDIANA. 25 00:03:19,398 --> 00:03:21,809 WHAT'S THEIR FANTASY, BOSS? 26 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:24,078 ONE SHARED BY MILLIONS THE WORLD OVER, TATTOO. 27 00:03:24,102 --> 00:03:27,081 THE TWO YOUNG LADIES WISH TO GO ON A SHOPPING SPREE. 28 00:03:27,105 --> 00:03:28,516 ANYBODY CAN DO THAT. 29 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:32,053 REALLY? WITH HALF A MILLION DOLLARS TO SQUANDER? 30 00:03:32,077 --> 00:03:34,755 - HALF A MILLION DOLLARS? - YES. 31 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,758 BUT, BOSS. WHERE ARE THEY GONNA GET THAT KIND OF MONEY? 32 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:40,995 FROM THE SOAP COMPANY, WHICH SPONSORED THE SPENDING SPREE. 33 00:03:41,019 --> 00:03:44,299 A HALF-MILLION DOLLARS TO SPEND AS YOU WISH? 34 00:03:44,323 --> 00:03:45,333 QUITE A FANTASY. 35 00:03:45,357 --> 00:03:48,436 AH, BUT AT WHAT PRICE, MY FRIEND? 36 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:51,994 THE COST COULD PROVE QUITE DEAR. 37 00:03:58,303 --> 00:03:59,947 HE LOOKS KIND OF FAMILIAR, BOSS. 38 00:03:59,971 --> 00:04:01,549 WHO IS HE? 39 00:04:01,573 --> 00:04:05,453 MR. CHARLES WESLEY, POSSIBLY THE WORLD'S FOREMOST BIG-GAME HUNTER. 40 00:04:05,477 --> 00:04:08,556 AN ADVENTURER WITH FORMIDABLE CREDENTIALS, 41 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:11,459 HE'S LIVED FOR THRILLS, FOR THE CHASE, 42 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:13,194 PERHAPS THE INCALCULABLE RAPTURE 43 00:04:13,218 --> 00:04:15,096 OF RISKING HIS LIFE AND WINNING. 44 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:19,334 NOW PROBABLY BORED WITH LACK OF NEW CHALLENGES, 45 00:04:19,358 --> 00:04:21,236 HE'S COME TO US. 46 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:24,239 BOSS, YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM HUNT THE BIG GAME 47 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:26,429 - ON FANTASY ISLAND, ARE YOU? - YES. 48 00:04:28,066 --> 00:04:30,278 AND NO. 49 00:04:30,302 --> 00:04:32,079 PERHAPS I SHOULD REPHRASE IT. 50 00:04:32,103 --> 00:04:34,081 MR. WESLEY HAS COME TO THE ISLAND SEEKING 51 00:04:34,105 --> 00:04:36,651 THE BIGGEST ADVENTURE OF HIS LIFE. 52 00:04:36,675 --> 00:04:40,788 - AND THAT'S HIS REMEDY? - YES. HE'S ASKED ME... 53 00:04:40,812 --> 00:04:43,358 TO CHOOSE THE QUARRY... HIS ONLY STIPULATION IS 54 00:04:43,382 --> 00:04:46,894 THAT THE HUNT BE "EXCITING AND DANGEROUS." 55 00:04:46,918 --> 00:04:50,331 UH, BOSS, WHAT HAVE YOU CHOSEN FOR HIM? 56 00:04:50,355 --> 00:04:54,669 WELL, NATURALLY, I FOLLOWED HIS INSTRUCTIONS, TATTOO. 57 00:04:54,693 --> 00:04:57,538 HIS EXPERIENCE WILL BE MORE EXCITING... 58 00:04:57,562 --> 00:04:59,996 AND DANGEROUS THAN HE EVER IMAGINED. 59 00:05:04,436 --> 00:05:08,583 MY DEAR GUESTS, I AM MR. ROARKE, YOUR HOST. 60 00:05:08,607 --> 00:05:11,073 WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND. 61 00:05:51,816 --> 00:05:54,161 UH, THIS IS OUR MAIN SHOPPING DISTRICT. 62 00:05:54,185 --> 00:05:56,230 AS YOU CAN SEE, IT DOES HAVE ITS LIMITATIONS 63 00:05:56,254 --> 00:05:57,831 AS TO THE NUMBER OF STORES. 64 00:05:57,855 --> 00:05:59,800 IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY TO SPEND YOUR MONEY. 65 00:05:59,824 --> 00:06:02,637 NO WAY. WE'LL SPEND IT LIKE HOUDINI, DON'T YOU WORRY. 66 00:06:02,661 --> 00:06:04,372 WON'T WE, SAL? OH, YES. 67 00:06:04,396 --> 00:06:07,174 UM, YOU DO REALIZE, OF COURSE, 68 00:06:07,198 --> 00:06:09,277 THAT THE SQUEAKY-CLEAN SOAP COMPANY 69 00:06:09,301 --> 00:06:11,345 WHICH SPONSORED THE CONTEST YOU WON 70 00:06:11,369 --> 00:06:13,414 UH, LAID DOWN CERTAIN RULES. 71 00:06:13,438 --> 00:06:15,783 I KNOW. WE HAVE TO SPEND ALL THE LOOT WITHIN 48 HOURS. 72 00:06:15,807 --> 00:06:17,084 RIGHT. 73 00:06:17,108 --> 00:06:18,986 AND IF WE DO, WE GET TO KEEP EVERYTHING WE BOUGHT. 74 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:20,988 - RIGHT. - AND IF YOU DON'T, 75 00:06:21,012 --> 00:06:22,990 YOU WILL HAVE TO BRING EVERYTHING BACK. 76 00:06:23,014 --> 00:06:25,426 - RIGHT. - WHAT ELSE, MR. ROARKE? 77 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:29,062 YOU ARE ALLOWED TO PURCHASE ONE OF EACH ITEM ONLY. 78 00:06:29,086 --> 00:06:31,499 ONE. IN OTHER WORDS, ONE PIECE OF JEWELRY, 79 00:06:31,523 --> 00:06:34,067 NOT THE ENTIRE STOCK OF A JEWELRY STORE. 80 00:06:34,091 --> 00:06:37,438 AND, UH, SHOULD YOU WISH TO MAKE ANY SHORT-TERM INVESTMENTS, 81 00:06:37,462 --> 00:06:40,741 THE MAXIMUM YOU CAN INVEST IS $25,000. 82 00:06:40,765 --> 00:06:43,243 IS THAT ALL? NOT QUITE. 83 00:06:43,267 --> 00:06:45,746 YOU MUST PAY FAIR MARKET VALUE 84 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:47,915 FOR ALL ITEMS PURCHASED. 85 00:06:47,939 --> 00:06:50,351 THIS IS TO PRECLUDE, UH, THROWING YOUR MONEY AWAY 86 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:51,852 ON PALTRY ITEMS... IS THAT CLEAR? 87 00:06:51,876 --> 00:06:53,020 CLEAR. CLEAR. 88 00:06:53,044 --> 00:06:55,255 MY ABLE ASSISTANT HERE WILL ACT AS JUDGE. 89 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:57,858 HE WILL, THEREFORE, POP IN ON YOU FROM TIME TO TIME. 90 00:06:57,882 --> 00:07:00,461 MERELY TO OBSERVE. 91 00:07:00,485 --> 00:07:02,330 OH, I KNOW. TO SEE IF WE'RE CHEATING OR... 92 00:07:02,354 --> 00:07:03,731 OH, WE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT, 93 00:07:03,755 --> 00:07:05,566 REALLY, WOULD WE, SAL? UH, NO, NO. NO. 94 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:08,101 OH, I AM SURE YOU WOULDN'T. 95 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:11,405 NO! UH, EACH BAG 96 00:07:11,429 --> 00:07:16,811 CONTAINS $250,000, CASH. 97 00:07:16,835 --> 00:07:19,802 AND THE CONTEST BEGINS RIGHT... 98 00:07:23,074 --> 00:07:24,117 NOW. 99 00:07:24,141 --> 00:07:26,053 - GOOD LUCK, LADIES. - GOOD-BYE, MR. ROARKE. 100 00:07:26,077 --> 00:07:27,477 THANK YOU! 101 00:07:29,614 --> 00:07:31,492 GOSH, LOOK AT IT FROM THERE. 102 00:07:31,516 --> 00:07:34,417 HOLD IT, SALLY. BETTER TAKE A CHECK. JUST A QUICK CHECK. 103 00:07:36,921 --> 00:07:38,855 I SAY! 104 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:43,838 OH, WOW! 105 00:07:43,862 --> 00:07:45,740 LET'S START WITH THAT DRESS SHOP OVER THERE. 106 00:07:45,764 --> 00:07:47,441 HOLD IT. DON'T FORGET THE GAME PLAN. 107 00:07:47,465 --> 00:07:49,343 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M SORRY, ESTHER. 108 00:07:49,367 --> 00:07:50,845 WHAT'S THE FIRST THING ON THE LIST? 109 00:07:50,869 --> 00:07:54,348 FIRST, WE HIRE A TRUCK TO CARRY EVERYTHING WE BUY. 110 00:07:54,372 --> 00:07:56,450 HIRE A TRUCK? WE BUY A TRUCK! 111 00:07:56,474 --> 00:07:58,386 AND A DRIVER TO GO WITH IT. 112 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:00,588 WHAT IF THE DRIVER'S NOT FOR SALE? 113 00:08:00,612 --> 00:08:02,712 COME ON, LET'S GO. HE'LL GO. 114 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:16,704 AH, GOOD MORNING, MR. WESLEY. 115 00:08:16,728 --> 00:08:19,640 MORNING, MR. ROARKE. 116 00:08:19,664 --> 00:08:21,842 I HOPE I DIDN'T DISTURB YOUR OTHER GUESTS. 117 00:08:21,866 --> 00:08:24,445 BUT I WANTED TO ZERO IN MY SIGHTS 118 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:26,113 BEFORE THE HUNT BEGINS. I SEE. 119 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:28,015 VERY PRUDENT. 120 00:08:28,039 --> 00:08:29,939 AND VERY PRECISE. 121 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:33,554 WELL, I GUESS EVERYTHING IS TAKEN CARE OF, 122 00:08:33,578 --> 00:08:35,656 OTHER THAN YOU TELLING ME WHAT I'M GOING AFTER. 123 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:39,393 TELL ME, MR. WESLEY, WOULD YOU CONSIDER... 124 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:43,230 A SIBERIAN TIGER TO BE A WORTHY ADVERSARY? 125 00:08:43,254 --> 00:08:44,632 YES, I WOULD. 126 00:08:44,656 --> 00:08:47,401 THEY'RE BIG AND FAST, AND AS DANGEROUS AS THEY COME. 127 00:08:47,425 --> 00:08:50,504 BIG AND FAST, TRUE. BUT ARE THEY REALLY SO DANGEROUS? 128 00:08:50,528 --> 00:08:54,141 I MEAN, THE ANIMAL MUST GET CLOSE TO ITS ENEMY 129 00:08:54,165 --> 00:08:56,844 TO USE ITS FANGS AND CLAWS. 130 00:08:56,868 --> 00:08:59,680 HOWEVER, WITH THIS CLAW, 131 00:08:59,704 --> 00:09:02,115 YOU CAN REACH OUT AND STRIKE THEM AT, UH... 132 00:09:02,139 --> 00:09:03,417 TWO OR THREE HUNDRED YARDS. 133 00:09:03,441 --> 00:09:06,086 AND WHAT IS THE STOPPING POWER OF THIS CARTRIDGE? 134 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:09,022 A TON OF ENERGY, OR MORE? 135 00:09:09,046 --> 00:09:11,959 COMBINED WITH YOUR DEMONSTRATED SKILLS, 136 00:09:11,983 --> 00:09:13,828 THE ODDS AGAINST ANY ANIMAL 137 00:09:13,852 --> 00:09:17,130 SEEM RIDICULOUSLY STACKED IN YOUR FAVOR. 138 00:09:17,154 --> 00:09:19,667 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, MISTER ROARKE? 139 00:09:19,691 --> 00:09:21,669 I HAVE GIVEN... 140 00:09:21,693 --> 00:09:23,793 YOU FANTASY MUCH THOUGHT, MR. WESLEY. 141 00:09:25,062 --> 00:09:27,708 AND FOR A QUARRY THAT WILL TRULY... 142 00:09:27,732 --> 00:09:30,210 I MEAN, TRULY... TEST YOUR SKILL. 143 00:09:30,234 --> 00:09:32,613 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU STILL WANT. 144 00:09:32,637 --> 00:09:34,570 I'VE CHOSEN THIS. 145 00:09:36,407 --> 00:09:39,687 GENERAL LIN SUN OF THE REPUBLIC OF CHONG-TOO. 146 00:09:39,711 --> 00:09:43,624 A MAN? YOU WANT ME TO HUNT A MAN? 147 00:09:43,648 --> 00:09:47,060 AN UNUSUAL MAN, OF MANY REPUTATIONS. 148 00:09:47,084 --> 00:09:49,663 HIS MANY SUPPORTERS CALL HIM THE GEORGE WASHINGTON 149 00:09:49,687 --> 00:09:52,332 OF HIS COUNTRY, AN ENLIGHTENED BENEFACTOR 150 00:09:52,356 --> 00:09:54,034 AND FORCE FOR THE FUTURE... 151 00:09:54,058 --> 00:09:58,160 NOW, HIS ENEMIES CALL HIM A CORRUPT AND RUTHLESS DICTATOR. 152 00:10:00,231 --> 00:10:03,978 IF YOU'RE ASKING ME TO KILL HIM, THE ANSWER IS NO. 153 00:10:04,002 --> 00:10:07,069 I DON'T WANT YOU TO KILL HIM, MR. WESLEY. 154 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,040 JUST SHOOT HIM. 155 00:10:13,945 --> 00:10:16,456 WITH THIS. 156 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,892 A CAMERA. 157 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:20,816 IT'S ALREADY BEEN ENGINEERED TO FIT ON YOUR RIFLE. 158 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:26,099 WELL, COME NOW, MR. WESLEY, WHY DO YOU HESITATE? 159 00:10:26,123 --> 00:10:29,069 YOU DID ASK FOR A DANGEROUS HUNT, 160 00:10:29,093 --> 00:10:30,504 DID YOU NOT? 161 00:10:30,528 --> 00:10:35,009 AND IF GENERAL SUN'S ENEMIES ARE TO BE BELIEVED, 162 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:38,879 HE IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL 163 00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:40,970 IN THE WORLD. 164 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,586 IF YOU ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE, 165 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:47,621 UH, THIS MAP SHOWS THE WAY TO HIS VILLA 166 00:10:47,645 --> 00:10:49,289 ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND. 167 00:10:49,313 --> 00:10:52,693 THERE ARE SOLDIERS POSTED AROUND IT 24 HOURS A DAY... 168 00:10:52,717 --> 00:10:56,229 ARMED, OF COURSE, WITH AUTOMATIC WEAPONS. 169 00:10:56,253 --> 00:10:58,353 AND HAVE ORDERS TO SHOOT TO KILL. 170 00:11:03,527 --> 00:11:06,106 I DID ASK FOR IT TO BE DANGEROUS. 171 00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:10,132 - YES, YOU DID. - I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY MORNING, MR. ROARKE. 172 00:11:16,808 --> 00:11:19,475 I SINCERELY HOPE SO, MR. WESLEY. 173 00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:34,534 READY, SALLY? I'VE NEVER BEEN READIER, ESTHER. 174 00:11:34,558 --> 00:11:36,225 GOOD. 175 00:11:38,796 --> 00:11:41,441 MY MOST EXPENSIVE ITEM, YOU SAID? 176 00:11:41,465 --> 00:11:42,710 YES. 177 00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:44,712 WELL, I'M AFRAID, LADIES, YOU'VE CAUGHT ME 178 00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:46,513 WITH MY INVENTORY RATHER DEPLETED, 179 00:11:46,537 --> 00:11:51,418 BUT I DO HAVE ONE EXTRAORDINARY NECKLACE. 180 00:11:51,442 --> 00:11:53,821 THE MOST PERFECTLY CUT DIAMONDS... 181 00:11:53,845 --> 00:11:55,344 SET IN PLATINUM. 182 00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:59,893 - WE'LL TAKE IT. - BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK HOW MUCH. 183 00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:02,496 OKAY, HOW MUCH? 184 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,765 $40,000. 185 00:12:04,789 --> 00:12:06,634 - SHE'LL TAKE IT. - OH, ESTHER. 186 00:12:06,658 --> 00:12:08,401 I WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT. 187 00:12:08,425 --> 00:12:10,403 BUT IT'LL LOOK DARLING ON YOU. 188 00:12:10,427 --> 00:12:12,506 OH, ESTHER, I INSIST! 189 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:14,441 OKAY. JUST IN THE INTERESTS OF TIME. 190 00:12:14,465 --> 00:12:17,266 BUT AFTER THE CONTEST, I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT FOR KEEPS. 191 00:12:18,602 --> 00:12:20,347 YOU KNOW WHAT, ESTHER? 192 00:12:20,371 --> 00:12:22,850 YOU'RE THE NICEST FRIEND A GIRL EVER HAD. 193 00:12:22,874 --> 00:12:25,019 SAME FOR YOU, SALLY. SHE'LL TAKE IT. 194 00:12:31,716 --> 00:12:35,029 WOW, WE CAN REALLY GO TO TOWN IN HERE, SAL. 195 00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:37,297 YEAH, LOOK AT THOSE EXPENSIVE PRICE TAGS. 196 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,988 CAN YOU BELIEVE 'EM? 197 00:12:41,525 --> 00:12:44,560 HE'S GOT A CASH REGISTER SO HOT IT SIZZLES! 198 00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:00,453 EXCUSE ME. I'LL TAKE THAT. 199 00:13:00,477 --> 00:13:02,044 AND THAT TOO. 200 00:13:44,122 --> 00:13:46,188 HMM. SO FAR, SO GOOD. 201 00:14:28,766 --> 00:14:31,278 ACCORDING TO THE LATEST COMMUNIQUÉ, 202 00:14:31,302 --> 00:14:33,346 OUR FORCES ARE GATHERED HERE, 203 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:34,614 ANOTHER HERE. 204 00:14:34,638 --> 00:14:37,217 THE CAPITAL MUST FALL, EXCELLENCY, 205 00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:38,852 WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS. 206 00:14:38,876 --> 00:14:41,143 WHICH MEANS, WE SHALL SOON BE GOING HOME. 207 00:14:43,747 --> 00:14:47,049 WHAT DO YOU THINK, LI? DOES THAT PLEASE YOU? 208 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,563 IF IT PLEASES YOU. 209 00:14:50,587 --> 00:14:53,133 THE NEWS PEOPLE ARE STILL WAITING FOR A STATEMENT 210 00:14:53,157 --> 00:14:54,935 ON YOUR RETURN TO POWER. 211 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:57,604 ALL IN GOOD TIME, COLONEL. 212 00:14:57,628 --> 00:14:59,628 NOW LEAVE US, PLEASE. 213 00:15:34,698 --> 00:15:37,777 YOU, MY LITTLE FRIEND, ARE GONNA HELP ME DISTRACT 214 00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:39,880 THOSE SOLDIERS AND THEIR DOGS. 215 00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:42,049 HAVE NO FEAR, 216 00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:44,439 YOU'RE FAR TOO CLEVER FOR THEM. 217 00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,767 HEY! 218 00:16:05,696 --> 00:16:07,363 EXCUSE ME. 219 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:03,063 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, MR. TATTOO. 220 00:17:03,087 --> 00:17:05,265 YOU'RE SO WISE! 221 00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:07,467 I WILL ADVISE YOU FURTHER TONIGHT, 222 00:17:07,491 --> 00:17:09,891 AT DINNERTIME! 223 00:17:23,207 --> 00:17:27,053 TATTOO! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? 224 00:17:27,077 --> 00:17:29,823 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TURNING WHITE OVERNIGHT. 225 00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:31,724 YOU LIKE IT, BOSS? 226 00:17:31,748 --> 00:17:33,293 WELL, UH... 227 00:17:33,317 --> 00:17:35,295 IT'S PART OF MY NEW IMAGE. 228 00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:37,730 THE MATURE MAN IS IN. 229 00:17:37,754 --> 00:17:40,200 GIRLS TRUST A MAN WHO LOOKS EXPERIENCED, 230 00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:42,002 AND ONE GRAY HAIR WOULDN'T DO IT. 231 00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:44,592 I SEE. 232 00:17:48,132 --> 00:17:51,044 BOSS, TRUST ME. IT WORKS LIKE A CHARM. 233 00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,500 EXCUSE ME. 234 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:59,219 AH, MY DEAR. I'VE BEEN GIVING SOME MATURE THOUGHT 235 00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:00,620 TO YOUR PROBLEM. 236 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:05,125 WHY DON'T WE DISCUSS IT NEAR THE LAGOON, HMM? 237 00:18:05,149 --> 00:18:06,949 GET AWAY FROM ME. 238 00:18:08,685 --> 00:18:10,552 YOU DIRTY OLD MAN. 239 00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:17,359 WIN SOME, LOSE SOME. 240 00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:24,277 WE WANT TO BUY $25,000 WORTH 241 00:18:24,301 --> 00:18:25,745 OF YOUR MOST WORTHLESS STOCK. 242 00:18:25,769 --> 00:18:28,581 BUT ALL MY CUSTOMERS COME HERE TO MAKE MONEY. 243 00:18:28,605 --> 00:18:31,084 TRI-CONTINENTAL OIL COULDN'T FIND OIL 244 00:18:31,108 --> 00:18:33,720 IN RUDOLPH VALENTINO'S HAIR. 245 00:18:33,744 --> 00:18:35,788 GREAT! THAT SOUNDS TERRIFIC! 246 00:18:35,812 --> 00:18:37,257 LAST CHANCE, MR. DOW. 247 00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:39,893 WILL YOU OR WON'T YOU SELL US TRI-CONTINENTAL OIL STOCK? 248 00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:44,052 WELL, THE CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RIGHT. 249 00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:55,475 WOW! THIS IS GENUINE, HONEST-TO-GOODNESS... 250 00:18:55,499 --> 00:18:58,333 MILLIONAIRE'S CRYSTAL! 251 00:19:02,139 --> 00:19:04,684 HOW WE DOIN' ON TIME, SAL? 252 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,619 WHO CARES ABOUT TIME? JUST SPEND. 253 00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:12,525 ARE WE GOING TOO FAST FOR YOU, TATTOO? 254 00:19:12,549 --> 00:19:15,683 YEAH, WE DON'T WANT YOUR CALCULATOR TO BURN OUT. 255 00:19:16,853 --> 00:19:19,332 WE CAN ALWAYS BUY HIM A NEW ONE. 256 00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:22,369 ONE? WE'LL BUY HIM A CARLOAD! 257 00:19:42,712 --> 00:19:46,359 YOU VERY NEARLY SUCCEEDED IN YOUR MISSION, MR. WESLEY. 258 00:19:46,383 --> 00:19:49,329 YOU KNOW ME? FROM THE IDENTIFICATION IN YOUR WALLET. 259 00:19:49,353 --> 00:19:51,898 WHO PAID YOU TO ASSASSINATE ME? 260 00:19:51,922 --> 00:19:54,667 ASSASSINATE YOU? 261 00:19:54,691 --> 00:19:56,602 I'M AFRAID THAT'D BE AWFUL HARD TO DO. 262 00:19:56,626 --> 00:19:58,771 I ONLY HAD A CAMERA GUN. 263 00:19:58,795 --> 00:20:00,340 THIS IS YOUR RIFLE. 264 00:20:00,364 --> 00:20:02,064 YES. 265 00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:08,548 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 266 00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:10,750 SOMEONE MUST HAVE LOADED IT. 267 00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,819 OH, COME NOW. 268 00:20:12,843 --> 00:20:14,487 THEN WHERE'S THE CAMERA? 269 00:20:14,511 --> 00:20:16,823 I'M TELLING YOU, I ONLY HAD A CAMERA GUN. 270 00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:18,825 UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO EVIDENCE 271 00:20:18,849 --> 00:20:21,061 TO SUPPORT YOUR CONTENTION THAT YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU 272 00:20:21,085 --> 00:20:23,997 ONLY A CAMERA-GUN. 273 00:20:24,021 --> 00:20:27,600 WHICH LEAVES ME WITH BUT ONE ALTERNATIVE: 274 00:20:27,624 --> 00:20:30,692 TOMORROW AT DAWN, YOU SHALL BE EXECUTED. 275 00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:39,612 THE NEWSMEN HAVE HEARD OF THE ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION, 276 00:20:39,636 --> 00:20:41,669 YOUR EXCELLENCY. 277 00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:45,940 I SEE. 278 00:20:47,511 --> 00:20:50,023 THEY KNOW HE'S AMERICAN? 279 00:20:50,047 --> 00:20:51,924 THEY'LL FIND OUT, SOON ENOUGH. 280 00:20:51,948 --> 00:20:55,728 THE SITUATION MUST BE HANDLED WITH DELICACY. 281 00:20:55,752 --> 00:20:57,597 IT WOULDN'T BE GOOD PUBLIC RELATIONS 282 00:20:57,621 --> 00:21:01,067 FOR ME TO SHOOT AN AMERICAN ON THE VERGE OF MY RETURN TO POWER. 283 00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:05,494 IN POLITICS... IMAGE IS EVERYTHING. 284 00:21:06,663 --> 00:21:08,841 DON'T YOU AGREE, MR. WESLEY? 285 00:21:08,865 --> 00:21:13,079 I DO, IF IT'LL KEEP ME AWAY FROM A FIRING SQUAD. 286 00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:14,814 TELL THE NEWS PEOPLE... 287 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:17,884 THEY CAN QUESTION HIM TOMORROW AT A NOON PRESS CONFERENCE. 288 00:21:17,908 --> 00:21:20,853 THEY CAN SEE FOR THEMSELVES THAT HE HAS NOT BEEN MISTREATED, 289 00:21:20,877 --> 00:21:23,589 AND WILL RECEIVE A FAIR TRIAL ONCE MY REGIME 290 00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:26,493 - IS REESTABLISHED. - YES, EXCELLENCY. 291 00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:28,683 WISELY HANDLED. 292 00:21:33,057 --> 00:21:35,835 A FINE MAN, COLONEL CHANG. 293 00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:39,406 MUCH MORE IDEALISTIC THAN THAT OLD BATTLE-SCARRED FACE 294 00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:41,374 MIGHT SUGGEST. 295 00:21:41,398 --> 00:21:44,177 SO MUCH SO, I'M NOT ALWAYS ABLE TO TELL HIM 296 00:21:44,201 --> 00:21:46,379 THE WHOLE TRUTH... 297 00:21:46,403 --> 00:21:48,214 BUT NOW. 298 00:21:48,238 --> 00:21:52,040 AS I WAS SAYING, YOU'LL BE SHOT AT DAWN. 299 00:22:00,217 --> 00:22:03,563 YOU KNOW, ESTHER, THIS IS MY IDEA OF FUN. 300 00:22:03,587 --> 00:22:06,866 SOMETHING I DREAMED ABOUT ALL MY LIFE. 301 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:09,702 DID YA? I WAS BORN TO SPEND MONEY. 302 00:22:09,726 --> 00:22:12,972 AND SPEND AND SPEND AND SPEND! 303 00:22:12,996 --> 00:22:14,441 BYE! THANKS A LOT! 304 00:22:17,134 --> 00:22:19,167 GOOD-BYE! COME ON, MIKE! 305 00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:34,094 YOU KNOW WHAT, ESTHER? WHAT? 306 00:22:34,118 --> 00:22:37,130 THIS IS JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING WITHOUT ALL THE SNOW. 307 00:22:37,154 --> 00:22:38,298 YEAH. 308 00:22:38,322 --> 00:22:40,233 I CAN'T WAIT TILL THE GUYS BACK HOME 309 00:22:40,257 --> 00:22:42,868 SEE US WITH A HALF-MILLION DOLLARS' WORTH OF GOODIES. 310 00:22:42,892 --> 00:22:45,472 YEAH. YOU LIKE THIS BLACK DRESS, SAL? 311 00:22:45,496 --> 00:22:48,007 NOT REALLY. YEAH, IT IS RATHER TACKY. 312 00:22:48,031 --> 00:22:49,442 I'LL TAKE IT! 313 00:22:49,466 --> 00:22:50,910 WILL YOU KINDLY SIT STILL? 314 00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:52,745 KINDA UPPITY, AREN'T WE? 315 00:22:52,769 --> 00:22:56,216 FYI, MR. HUDSON IS NOT IN THE HABIT 316 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,517 OF MAKING HOUSE CALLS. 317 00:22:57,541 --> 00:23:01,053 FYI, HE IS WHEN HE GETS A $1,000 FEE FOR IT. 318 00:23:09,153 --> 00:23:11,231 AH, MR. HUDSON. I TRUST WE'RE NOT INTERFERING WITH 319 00:23:11,255 --> 00:23:13,399 YOUR ENDEAVORS? WELL, WHY NOT? 320 00:23:13,423 --> 00:23:16,002 EVERYBODY ELSE DOES. 321 00:23:16,026 --> 00:23:19,071 GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES. GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. ROARKE. 322 00:23:19,095 --> 00:23:21,341 WELL, IT SEEMS THAT YOUR SHOPPING SPREE 323 00:23:21,365 --> 00:23:23,610 IS PROGRESSING VERY NICELY, ISN'T IT? 324 00:23:23,634 --> 00:23:26,246 SMOOTH AS SILK. WE JUST STOPPED IN HERE TO RECHARGE OUR BATTERIES. 325 00:23:26,270 --> 00:23:28,080 ME TOO. UH, YES. 326 00:23:28,104 --> 00:23:30,049 WELL, I AM PLEASED THAT YOU DID, 327 00:23:30,073 --> 00:23:32,118 BECAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING RATHER... 328 00:23:32,142 --> 00:23:34,420 UNUSUAL TO TELL YOU. 329 00:23:34,444 --> 00:23:36,889 THIS TELEGRAM ARRIVED A SHORT WHILE AGO. 330 00:23:36,913 --> 00:23:39,925 IT'S FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE SQUEAKY-CLEAN SOAP COMPANY, 331 00:23:39,949 --> 00:23:42,195 SPONSORS OF THE CONTEST... 332 00:23:42,219 --> 00:23:43,863 IT SEEMS THAT, UH, 333 00:23:43,887 --> 00:23:47,066 MY ORIGINAL INTERPRETATION OF THE RULES WAS IN ERROR. 334 00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:52,872 YOU SEE, INSTEAD OF SPENDING THE HALF-MILLION DOLLARS AS A TEAM, 335 00:23:52,896 --> 00:23:56,665 YOU TWO LADIES ARE... COMPETITORS. 336 00:23:58,535 --> 00:24:00,380 COMPETITORS? COMPETITORS? 337 00:24:00,404 --> 00:24:02,448 THAT'S WHAT MY BOSS SAID. 338 00:24:02,472 --> 00:24:04,750 YOU MEAN, WE HAVE TO TRY AND OUTSPEND EACH OTHER? 339 00:24:04,774 --> 00:24:06,553 PRECISELY. 340 00:24:06,577 --> 00:24:07,484 BUT THAT MEANS... 341 00:24:07,508 --> 00:24:10,056 IT MEANS THAT THE FIRST ONE TO SPEND ALL HER MONEY 342 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,580 IS THE WINNER, YOU SEE? 343 00:24:12,982 --> 00:24:15,861 AND IF NEITHER OF YOU SPENDS IT BEFORE THE DEADLINE, 344 00:24:15,885 --> 00:24:17,463 YOU BOTH LOSE! 345 00:24:17,487 --> 00:24:20,833 BUT, MR. ROARKE, ME AND SALLY WERE FRIENDS, NOT COMPETITORS. 346 00:24:20,857 --> 00:24:23,603 OH, I UNDERSTAND, MISS BOLLING, I UNDERSTAND. 347 00:24:23,627 --> 00:24:25,171 I THEREFORE SUGGEST... 348 00:24:25,195 --> 00:24:26,806 THAT YOU BOTH LOOK UPON IT, 349 00:24:26,830 --> 00:24:29,475 NOT AS COMPETITION... NO, NO, NO, NO. 350 00:24:29,499 --> 00:24:32,834 MERELY AS AN ENJOYABLE INTERLUDE. 351 00:24:35,572 --> 00:24:38,273 WELL, GOOD LUCK TO BOTH OF YOU. TATTOO. 352 00:24:41,811 --> 00:24:45,046 UH, LADIES? THE NAILS ARE VERY NICE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 353 00:24:49,686 --> 00:24:52,086 ESTHER, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 354 00:24:53,457 --> 00:24:56,168 SIMPLE. YOU'RE GONNA WIN THE CONTEST. 355 00:24:56,192 --> 00:24:57,803 WHY ME? 356 00:24:57,827 --> 00:25:00,005 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 357 00:25:00,029 --> 00:25:01,696 BESIDES, YOU NEED IT MORE THAN I DO. 358 00:25:03,133 --> 00:25:04,844 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 359 00:25:04,868 --> 00:25:07,146 OH. COME ON, NO OFFENSE, HONEST. 360 00:25:07,170 --> 00:25:09,449 IT'S JUST THAT WE BOTH KNOW, YOU HAVE MORE TROUBLE 361 00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:11,417 GETTING YOUR ACT TOGETHER THAN I DO. 362 00:25:11,441 --> 00:25:13,018 IS THAT A FACT? SURE. 363 00:25:13,042 --> 00:25:16,589 ADMIT YOU REALLY COULD USE THE MONEY. 364 00:25:16,613 --> 00:25:19,292 LOOK, YOU COULD CASH IN SOME OF YOUR ITEMS, 365 00:25:19,316 --> 00:25:21,127 AND GET YOUR FACE FIXED. 366 00:25:21,151 --> 00:25:22,995 WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FACE? 367 00:25:23,019 --> 00:25:24,845 WELL, FOR ONE THING, YOUR NOSE IS CROOKED... 368 00:25:24,869 --> 00:25:26,299 YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS. 369 00:25:26,323 --> 00:25:28,368 AND BESIDES THAT, BOTH OF YOUR EARS ARE TOO BIG. 370 00:25:28,392 --> 00:25:30,503 WELL, AS LONG AS WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT BIG, 371 00:25:30,527 --> 00:25:32,672 HOW 'BOUT THOSE TWO GUNBOATS YOU WALK AROUND ON? 372 00:25:32,696 --> 00:25:36,242 YOU COULD CASH IN YOUR WINNINGS AND GET YOUR FEET SHRUNK. 373 00:25:36,266 --> 00:25:38,511 YOU KNOW THE CONTEST I WAS LETTING YOU WIN? 374 00:25:38,535 --> 00:25:39,845 YEAH? 375 00:25:39,869 --> 00:25:41,347 WELL, FORGET IT. I'M GONNA WIN IT. 376 00:25:41,371 --> 00:25:44,517 HA. THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! NO, THAT'S WHAT I KNOW! 377 00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:46,274 GOOD-BYE. 378 00:26:22,713 --> 00:26:24,557 NOW, YOU'VE COME A LITTLE BIT EARLY, HAVEN'T YOU? 379 00:26:24,581 --> 00:26:26,592 IT'S NOT GONNA BE DAWN FOR A HALF-HOUR. 380 00:26:26,616 --> 00:26:29,929 I HAD TROUBLE SLEEPING. YOUR CONSCIENCE BOTHERING YOU? 381 00:26:29,953 --> 00:26:31,631 FOR SHOOTING AN INNOCENT MAN? 382 00:26:31,655 --> 00:26:34,634 ACTUALLY, IT WAS ANTICIPATION OF THE HUNT. 383 00:26:34,658 --> 00:26:37,303 AN EMOTION YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND VERY WELL, MR. WESLEY. 384 00:26:37,327 --> 00:26:40,105 YOU SAID "ANTICIPATION OF THE HUNT." 385 00:26:40,129 --> 00:26:43,008 NOT "ANTICIPATION OF THE KILL." 386 00:26:43,032 --> 00:26:45,511 THAT SLIGHT DIFFERENCE... 387 00:26:45,535 --> 00:26:46,879 THAT HAS SIGNIFICANCE? 388 00:26:46,903 --> 00:26:49,749 OH, I THINK ONE FOLLOWS THE OTHER. 389 00:26:49,773 --> 00:26:51,818 AS DAWN IS ABOUT TO FOLLOW THE NIGHT. 390 00:26:51,842 --> 00:26:53,753 YOU KNOW... 391 00:26:53,777 --> 00:26:57,278 THAT MY RIFLE WAS EQUIPPED WITH A CAMERA ONLY, DON'T YOU? 392 00:26:58,615 --> 00:27:00,548 YES. 393 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,265 I'M BEGINNING TO... 394 00:27:06,289 --> 00:27:08,368 TO SEE ALL THE WORST... 395 00:27:08,392 --> 00:27:10,492 IN MYSELF, EXPOSED ANEW. 396 00:27:11,961 --> 00:27:13,939 WITH A SMALL DIFFERENCE. 397 00:27:13,963 --> 00:27:15,864 I GAVE THEM A CHANCE. 398 00:27:18,101 --> 00:27:20,179 A SLIMMER ONE THAN I USED TO ADMIT, MAYBE, 399 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:23,249 BUT-BUT I NEVER STOOD THEM IN A CORRAL, 400 00:27:23,273 --> 00:27:25,273 OR UP AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT 'EM! 401 00:27:26,443 --> 00:27:29,088 OH, YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE, MR. WESLEY. 402 00:27:29,112 --> 00:27:32,625 YOU HAVE A CERTAIN REPUTATION AS A HUNTER. 403 00:27:32,649 --> 00:27:36,183 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE HUNTED? 404 00:27:38,488 --> 00:27:41,768 - I DON'T FOLLOW YOU. - YOU'VE GOT THAT WRONG, MR. WESLEY. 405 00:27:41,792 --> 00:27:44,270 YOU SEE, I'M GOING TO BE FOLLOWING YOU. 406 00:27:44,294 --> 00:27:46,806 IN EXACTLY 20 MINUTES, I'M GOING TO WITHDRAW 407 00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:48,974 THE SENTRIES GUARDING THE SOUTH WALL. 408 00:27:48,998 --> 00:27:51,110 YOU SHALL BE ALLOWED TO ESCAPE. 409 00:27:51,134 --> 00:27:53,979 YOU MEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO HUNT ME. 410 00:27:54,003 --> 00:27:57,717 YES. WITH YOUR OWN GUN. 411 00:27:57,741 --> 00:27:59,018 BECAUSE IN THAT TIME, YOU REALIZE WHAT IT'S LIKE 412 00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:01,075 TO BE HUNTED. 413 00:28:02,813 --> 00:28:05,112 TWENTY MINUTES, MR. WESLEY. 414 00:28:35,345 --> 00:28:39,992 WELL, GENTLEMEN, SHALL WE BEGIN THE HUNT? 415 00:28:40,016 --> 00:28:42,350 COME ON. 416 00:29:47,217 --> 00:29:49,028 RELEASE THE DOGS! 417 00:30:19,215 --> 00:30:21,148 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE DOGS? 418 00:30:24,254 --> 00:30:26,232 GUNPOWDER, GENERAL. TO GET IN THEIR NOSES 419 00:30:26,256 --> 00:30:28,155 SO THEY LOSE THE SCENT. 420 00:31:26,683 --> 00:31:29,995 HURRY. THE RULES SAY WE HAVE TO START SHOPPING TOGETHER. 421 00:31:30,019 --> 00:31:32,965 IMPOSSIBLE. I HAVE TO WASH MY "GUNBOATS." 422 00:31:48,237 --> 00:31:50,839 NOW SHE'LL NEVER RUN OUT OF MONEY. 423 00:32:16,265 --> 00:32:18,700 THIS'LL FIX HER WAGON. 424 00:32:21,170 --> 00:32:23,983 AH, THERE YOU ARE, MR. ROARKE. TATTOO. 425 00:32:24,007 --> 00:32:27,252 I MUST THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY FANTASY SO INTERESTING THUS FAR. 426 00:32:27,276 --> 00:32:28,821 WELL, I AM EXTREMELY PLEASED EVERYTHING 427 00:32:28,845 --> 00:32:29,989 IS TO YOUR LIKING, MR. COLLINS. 428 00:32:30,013 --> 00:32:32,257 OH, IT'S MORE THAN I EVER DREAMED OF. 429 00:32:32,281 --> 00:32:34,794 UH, WE SAIL WITH THE TIDE. 430 00:32:34,818 --> 00:32:38,731 YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE CAPTAIN AHAB IN MOBY DICK. 431 00:32:38,755 --> 00:32:40,032 AHH. WELL, PARDON ME. 432 00:32:40,056 --> 00:32:41,667 YES, SIR. 433 00:32:41,691 --> 00:32:44,403 BOSS, WHAT'S HIS FANTASY? 434 00:32:44,427 --> 00:32:46,806 HE WANTS TO CATCH THE GREAT WHITE WHALE? 435 00:32:46,830 --> 00:32:49,842 NO, TATTOO. MR. COLLINS'S FANTASY IS... 436 00:32:49,866 --> 00:32:52,111 TO BE MAROONED ON A DESERT ISLAND. 437 00:32:52,135 --> 00:32:54,514 "MAROON"? HE MUST BE CRAZY. 438 00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:57,783 NO, IT'S NOT SO CRAZY, NOT AFTER YOU SEE 439 00:32:57,807 --> 00:32:59,218 MR. COLLINS'S CREW! 440 00:33:02,646 --> 00:33:04,390 OH, CONTROL YOURSELVES, MATES. 441 00:33:04,414 --> 00:33:07,827 WE'RE NOT EVEN MAROONED YET! 442 00:33:07,851 --> 00:33:11,163 AS SOON AS WE GET TO THE ISLAND, WE'LL HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE AND CAVIAR. 443 00:33:22,632 --> 00:33:24,392 HERE WE ARE. 444 00:33:56,432 --> 00:33:58,343 HELP ME UP! GOT YOU. 445 00:33:58,367 --> 00:34:00,345 - GET ME UP. - TAKE HIM BACK TO THE VILLA. 446 00:34:00,369 --> 00:34:02,214 - I'LL GO ON ALONE. - BUT GENERAL... 447 00:34:02,238 --> 00:34:03,738 DO AS YOU'RE ORDERED! 448 00:34:41,778 --> 00:34:46,325 ROLLER SKATES! WHAT ABOUT A CHEATER? SHE TAKES THE CAKE! 449 00:34:46,349 --> 00:34:47,849 I'LL GET HER! 450 00:35:06,535 --> 00:35:08,547 WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT? 451 00:35:08,571 --> 00:35:10,116 HUH? WHERE'S WHAT? 452 00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:11,717 THE SABLE COAT YOU ADVERTISED... 453 00:35:11,741 --> 00:35:14,820 I SEE IT! I GOT IT! 454 00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:16,288 LADIES, WILL YOU STOP THAT? 455 00:35:16,312 --> 00:35:17,823 NO, I GOT IT. I CAN GET IT. STOP IT. 456 00:35:17,847 --> 00:35:19,825 MY SABLE. STOP THAT. 457 00:35:19,849 --> 00:35:22,828 NOW GIVE ME, I GOT IT! MY PRECIOUS SABLE! 458 00:35:22,852 --> 00:35:25,097 $30,000 WORTH! 459 00:35:25,121 --> 00:35:27,133 I'LL PAY FOR IT! OH, NO YOU DON'T! 460 00:35:27,157 --> 00:35:28,600 I'LL PAY FOR IT. 461 00:35:28,624 --> 00:35:30,770 THERE. HERE'S HALF. THERE YOU GO. I PAY FOR IT. 462 00:35:30,794 --> 00:35:32,994 HERE IS MINE. I'LL PAY HALF! 463 00:35:34,063 --> 00:35:35,707 DON'T BOTHER WRAPPING IT. 464 00:35:35,731 --> 00:35:38,377 I'LL JUST WEAR MINE OUT. 465 00:35:38,401 --> 00:35:40,168 HE TOLD ME TO. 466 00:35:55,384 --> 00:35:58,463 THANK GOODNESS I'VE FOUND YOU. 467 00:35:58,487 --> 00:36:00,699 LADIES, I'VE GOT THE GREATEST NEWS. 468 00:36:00,723 --> 00:36:03,169 WELL... WHAT IS THAT BOTH OF YOU ARE WEARING? 469 00:36:03,193 --> 00:36:04,670 AH, IT'S A LONG STORY. 470 00:36:04,694 --> 00:36:07,428 TRI-CONTINENTAL OIL ACTUALLY STRUCK OIL. 471 00:36:09,498 --> 00:36:12,066 YOU MADE A PROFIT OF $100,000! 472 00:36:13,502 --> 00:36:15,614 YOU CALL THAT "GOOD NEWS"? 473 00:36:15,638 --> 00:36:17,649 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE PLEASED. 474 00:36:17,673 --> 00:36:20,385 YOUR PROFIT. 475 00:36:20,409 --> 00:36:22,676 50,000 EACH. 476 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:28,227 THANKS A LOT. 477 00:36:28,251 --> 00:36:31,330 HUH. I'M REALLY SORRY. 478 00:36:31,354 --> 00:36:33,032 I'VE GOT LESS THAN AN HOUR, AND YOU GIVE ME 479 00:36:33,056 --> 00:36:35,935 $50,000 TO SPEND. 480 00:36:35,959 --> 00:36:37,970 AH, GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES. 481 00:36:37,994 --> 00:36:41,473 HOW GOES YOUR SHOPPING SPREE? NOT SO GOOD, MR. ROARKE. 482 00:36:41,497 --> 00:36:44,543 THE RICH GET RICHER. WELL, I CAME TO WARN YOU. 483 00:36:44,567 --> 00:36:47,980 BE VERY CAREFUL OF YOUR BAGS. 484 00:36:48,004 --> 00:36:50,983 A PURSE-SNATCHER HAS ALREADY STRUCK THREE TIMES. 485 00:36:51,007 --> 00:36:52,874 - HE DID? - I'M AFRAID SO. 486 00:36:54,344 --> 00:36:56,989 A... PURSE-SNATCHER, HUH? 487 00:36:57,013 --> 00:36:58,290 YES. 488 00:36:58,314 --> 00:37:00,025 WHERE DID THAT HAPPEN? 489 00:37:00,049 --> 00:37:01,727 OH, THREE BLOCKS FROM HERE. 490 00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:03,951 THREE BLOCKS, YOU SAY? 491 00:37:05,889 --> 00:37:07,809 WAIT FOR... 492 00:37:23,606 --> 00:37:25,617 EXCUSE ME. I UNDERSTAND THERE'S A PURSE-SNATCHER 493 00:37:25,641 --> 00:37:27,353 ON THE LOOSE AROUND HERE? 494 00:37:27,377 --> 00:37:31,423 - THAT'S RIGHT. - WELL, IN THAT CASE I BETTER BE VERY CAREFUL. 495 00:37:31,447 --> 00:37:33,525 I'M CARRYING A BIG WAD OF MONEY! 496 00:37:33,549 --> 00:37:37,129 IN MY PURSE! MONEY! HAVE I GOT MONEY! 497 00:37:37,153 --> 00:37:40,465 COMPARED TO MY WAD, YOUR WAD IS CHICKEN FEED! 498 00:37:40,489 --> 00:37:43,168 WHY DON'T YOU GET LOST? I STAKED OUT THIS AREA FIRST. 499 00:37:43,192 --> 00:37:45,737 IT'S A PUBLIC SIDEWALK. WELL, I'M HEADING IN THAT DIRECTION, 500 00:37:45,761 --> 00:37:48,040 AND I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU HEAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION. 501 00:37:48,064 --> 00:37:50,175 I'VE GOT TO BE VERY CAREFUL! 502 00:37:50,199 --> 00:37:52,633 I CARRY A LOT OF MONEY! CAREFUL! 503 00:37:54,370 --> 00:37:56,648 HOW MUCH ARE YOUR PENCILS? 504 00:37:56,672 --> 00:38:00,252 IT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO GIVE. 505 00:38:00,276 --> 00:38:03,144 UH, CAN YOU CRACK A HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL? 506 00:38:05,048 --> 00:38:07,059 HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL? CRACK IT? 507 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:09,216 I COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT, I COULD TAKE IT! 508 00:38:15,591 --> 00:38:18,404 JUST THE MAN WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 509 00:38:18,428 --> 00:38:19,972 NICE WORK, LADY. 510 00:38:19,996 --> 00:38:22,274 YOU'RE REALLY FAST ON YOUR FEET. 511 00:38:22,298 --> 00:38:23,809 LET'S ALL GO DOWN TO THE STATION. 512 00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:25,577 WHY ME? 513 00:38:25,601 --> 00:38:27,846 YOU GOT A $5,000 REWARD COMING TO YOU, 514 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:29,448 FOR THE CAPTURE OF THIS PURSE-SNATCHER. 515 00:38:29,472 --> 00:38:33,319 OH, GOSH! DO I HAVE TO ACCEPT IT? 516 00:38:33,343 --> 00:38:35,955 WHAT I MEAN IS, I REALLY DON'T NEED THE MONEY. 517 00:38:35,979 --> 00:38:38,324 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, UH... 518 00:38:38,348 --> 00:38:40,025 THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. 519 00:38:40,049 --> 00:38:42,527 WHY CAN'T WE PRETEND LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AT ALL? 520 00:38:42,551 --> 00:38:47,032 UH, LISTEN. JUST GIVE MY REWARD TO THE UH, POLICEMAN'S ATHLETIC LEAGUE. 521 00:38:47,056 --> 00:38:48,968 - OKAY? - IF YOU SAY SO. 522 00:38:48,992 --> 00:38:51,758 OH, I DEFINITELY SAY SO. SEE YA. 523 00:39:41,277 --> 00:39:43,455 THE ANIMAL MUST GET CLOSE TO ITS ENEMY, 524 00:39:43,479 --> 00:39:45,190 TO USE ITS FANGS AND CLAWS. 525 00:39:45,214 --> 00:39:47,526 WITH THIS CLAW, YOU CAN REACH OUT AND STRIKE THEM 526 00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:49,594 AT TWO OR THREE HUNDRED YARDS. 527 00:39:49,618 --> 00:39:52,697 ODDS LOOK... 528 00:39:52,721 --> 00:39:54,688 THERE'S NO CHANCE AT ALL. 529 00:40:35,364 --> 00:40:38,444 A RIFLE OF THIS CALIBER COULD EASILY SHOOT THROUGH THE WOOD 530 00:40:38,468 --> 00:40:39,878 AND KILL YOU, MR. WESLEY. 531 00:40:39,902 --> 00:40:42,369 I'D PREFER TO DO IT FACE TO FACE. 532 00:40:43,573 --> 00:40:47,052 I LOVE THIS. 533 00:40:47,076 --> 00:40:48,709 COME OUT, PLEASE! 534 00:41:15,037 --> 00:41:16,504 CRIPPLE HIM. 535 00:41:19,975 --> 00:41:22,309 WELL DONE. COME, GENTLEMEN. 536 00:41:29,218 --> 00:41:31,029 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MR. WESLEY? 537 00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:33,765 I AM NOW. 538 00:41:33,789 --> 00:41:36,309 WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS, COLONEL? 539 00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:41,706 LI FOUND THIS IN YOUR DRAWER AND BROUGHT IT TO ME. 540 00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:45,444 I HAD TO STOP YOU FROM KILLING HIM. 541 00:41:45,468 --> 00:41:48,313 IT'S RIDICULOUS! 542 00:41:48,337 --> 00:41:51,082 HE'D ESCAPED! I JUST RECAPTURED HIM, 543 00:41:51,106 --> 00:41:53,084 AND WAS GOING TO BRING HIM BACK. 544 00:41:53,108 --> 00:41:56,109 YOUR MEN HAVE ALREADY TOLD US THE TRUTH, GENERAL. 545 00:41:57,313 --> 00:41:59,625 THEY CONFESSED YOU KNEW MR. WESLEY ONLY INTENDED 546 00:41:59,649 --> 00:42:01,593 TO PHOTOGRAPH YOU, 547 00:42:01,617 --> 00:42:03,995 BUT YOU WERE HUNTING HIM DOWN TO KILL HIM, ANYWAY, 548 00:42:04,019 --> 00:42:06,532 FOR SPORT. 549 00:42:06,556 --> 00:42:08,534 YOU SEE, MR. WESLEY, 550 00:42:08,558 --> 00:42:12,471 COLONEL CHANG ALSO HAD A FANTASY: 551 00:42:12,495 --> 00:42:15,507 THAT A SUCCESSFUL REVOLUTION WOULD NOT RETURN 552 00:42:15,531 --> 00:42:17,676 GENERAL SUN TO POWER, 553 00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:20,011 AS I TOLD YOU, THE GENERAL HAS MANY REPUTATIONS 554 00:42:20,035 --> 00:42:22,447 AND MANY OF HIS PEOPLE BELIEVED 555 00:42:22,471 --> 00:42:24,683 THE GOOD ONE. 556 00:42:24,707 --> 00:42:26,440 THE WRONG ONE. 557 00:42:30,946 --> 00:42:33,124 AFTER THESE GENTLEMEN TELL WHAT HAPPENED HERE TODAY, 558 00:42:33,148 --> 00:42:36,662 I AM SURE THAT PEOPLE OF CHANG-TOO... 559 00:42:36,686 --> 00:42:40,020 WILL CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSE TO HEAD THEIR NEW GOVERNMENT. 560 00:42:48,997 --> 00:42:52,233 I DON'T KNOW... HOW TO THANK YOU. 561 00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:01,609 I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS, MR. WESLEY. 562 00:43:34,777 --> 00:43:37,389 FROM YOUR DEJECTED LOOKS, I WOULD SAY THAT 563 00:43:37,413 --> 00:43:39,524 WE DON'T HAVE A WINNER, NOW AM I CORRECT? 564 00:43:39,548 --> 00:43:43,729 - I'VE GOT 25,000 LEFT. - I'VE GOT NEARLY 27. 565 00:43:43,753 --> 00:43:46,331 OHH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 566 00:43:47,723 --> 00:43:50,235 THOUGH IT'S NOT QUITE 5:00 PM YET. 567 00:43:50,259 --> 00:43:52,070 YOU WILL EXCUSE ME IF I ATTEND TO THE NEEDS 568 00:43:52,094 --> 00:43:55,173 OF THESE TWO UNFORTUNATE GENTLEMEN, WON'T YOU? 569 00:43:55,197 --> 00:43:58,943 YOU SEE, THEY LIVE ON A NEIGHBORING ISLAND, 570 00:43:58,967 --> 00:44:03,081 AND THEIR FARMS ARE LITERALLY SINKING INTO THE OCEAN. 571 00:44:03,105 --> 00:44:05,984 THEY'RE ALREADY UNDER TWO FEET OF WATER. 572 00:44:06,008 --> 00:44:09,220 HOLD IT! MR. ROARKE! 573 00:44:09,244 --> 00:44:11,156 THEIR FARMS, BY ANY CHANCE, WOULDN'T BE FOR SALE? 574 00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:13,224 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 575 00:44:13,248 --> 00:44:16,861 - YOU SEE, THEIR FARMS ARE... - I'LL GIVE YOU $27,000 ALMOST, 576 00:44:16,885 --> 00:44:19,365 FOR YOUR FARM... IS IT A DEAL? 577 00:44:20,255 --> 00:44:21,433 DEAL. 578 00:44:21,457 --> 00:44:23,568 I'LL GIVE YOU 25,000. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 579 00:44:23,592 --> 00:44:25,103 I SAY OKAY! 580 00:44:25,127 --> 00:44:28,307 OH! OH, THERE IT IS. 581 00:44:30,933 --> 00:44:33,412 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A TIE. 582 00:44:33,436 --> 00:44:36,214 ARE YOU LADIES ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT YOU HAVE 583 00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:37,916 NO MORE MONEY LEFT? 584 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:41,408 I SUGGEST THAT YOU EACH GIVE YOUR BAGS ONE FINAL CHECK, MM? 585 00:44:53,989 --> 00:44:56,267 - WHY, YOU... - ME? 586 00:44:56,291 --> 00:44:58,169 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 587 00:44:58,193 --> 00:45:00,772 30 SECONDS LEFT, LADIES. 588 00:45:00,796 --> 00:45:03,230 28... 589 00:45:04,767 --> 00:45:06,667 24... NO! 590 00:45:08,838 --> 00:45:10,504 AH! 591 00:45:15,845 --> 00:45:18,690 GO AHEAD, ESTHER, YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO WIN. 592 00:45:18,714 --> 00:45:20,547 I'M ALL RIGHT. 593 00:45:22,017 --> 00:45:24,084 GOD, I HATE THE CONTEST. 594 00:45:27,423 --> 00:45:29,768 WHAT ARE YOU FEELING? I'M MORE SCARED THAN HURT. 595 00:45:29,792 --> 00:45:31,992 I'M SORRY. 596 00:45:33,629 --> 00:45:36,497 I THINK I JUST SCRAPED MY KNEE. 597 00:45:39,001 --> 00:45:42,247 I AM SO SORRY, LADIES. I'M AFRAID YOU BOTH LOST. 598 00:45:42,271 --> 00:45:45,739 DIDN'T WE, MR. ROARKE? DID WE INDEED? 599 00:46:01,057 --> 00:46:03,223 ♪♪ 600 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,604 WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR THRILLS, NOW THAT YOU WON'T BE 601 00:46:06,628 --> 00:46:08,461 HUNTING TROPHIES ANYMORE, MR. WESLEY? 602 00:46:09,598 --> 00:46:11,109 I'M NOT SURE. 603 00:46:11,133 --> 00:46:13,578 I SPEND SO MUCH OF MY TIME RISKING MY LIFE, 604 00:46:13,602 --> 00:46:16,469 I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO ENJOY JUST LIVING IT. 605 00:46:19,374 --> 00:46:21,586 THANK YOU, MR. ROARKE. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 606 00:46:21,610 --> 00:46:23,811 TATTOO? BYE-BYE. GOOD-BYE. 607 00:46:45,234 --> 00:46:47,245 WELL, GOOD-BYE, GENTLEMEN. 608 00:46:47,269 --> 00:46:49,181 IT'S BEEN A VERY ENLIGHTENING WEEKEND. 609 00:46:49,205 --> 00:46:52,718 NOT TO MENTION EXPENSIVE. 610 00:46:52,742 --> 00:46:54,786 SEEING AS YOU WERE BOTH PERMITTED TO KEEP ONE ITEM 611 00:46:54,810 --> 00:46:56,788 AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE, 612 00:46:56,812 --> 00:46:59,791 UM, I AM VERY ANXIOUS TO KNOW WHAT EACH OF YOU CHOSE. 613 00:46:59,815 --> 00:47:03,028 WELL, TO ME, MR. ROARKE, THE MOST MEANINGFUL GIFT 614 00:47:03,052 --> 00:47:05,352 WAS THE ONE ESTHER GOT ME. 615 00:47:09,892 --> 00:47:14,106 IT'S A HAND-CARVED, GOLD-INLAID POOL CUE. 616 00:47:16,098 --> 00:47:17,475 BEAUTIFUL. 617 00:47:17,499 --> 00:47:20,345 KIND OF A CAUGHT BEHIND THE 8-BALL SOUND. 618 00:47:20,369 --> 00:47:22,647 AND WHAT DID YOU CHOOSE, MISS BOLLING? 619 00:47:22,671 --> 00:47:25,817 SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL SAL BOUGHT ME. 620 00:47:25,841 --> 00:47:28,976 THIS IS... OPEN IT. 621 00:47:31,847 --> 00:47:34,167 A CARRYING BAG FOR MY BOWLING BALL. 622 00:47:35,651 --> 00:47:38,363 MINK-LINED. 623 00:47:38,387 --> 00:47:41,566 AH, BUT I'M SURE THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT OF ALL 624 00:47:41,590 --> 00:47:44,502 WAS THE RESTORATION OF YOUR FRIENDSHIP, WASN'T IT? 625 00:47:44,526 --> 00:47:46,371 AS A WISE MAN ONCE SAID, 626 00:47:46,395 --> 00:47:48,473 WE SHOULD ALL KEEP OUR FRIENDSHIPS 627 00:47:48,497 --> 00:47:51,810 IN A CONSTANT STATE OF REPAIR. 628 00:47:51,834 --> 00:47:54,980 WE'LL REMEMBER THAT, MR. ROARKE. 629 00:47:55,004 --> 00:47:58,483 - WELL, GOOD-BYE, MR. ROARKE. - GOOD-BYE, MISS GLOVER. 630 00:47:58,507 --> 00:48:00,085 - BYE, TATTOO. - GOOD-BYE. 631 00:48:00,109 --> 00:48:01,186 GOOD-BYE, MR. ROARKE. GOOD-BYE. 632 00:48:01,210 --> 00:48:02,642 GOOD-BYE. 633 00:48:17,927 --> 00:48:20,672 AH, TATTOO! I SEE YOUR HAIR IS BACK 634 00:48:20,696 --> 00:48:22,874 TO ITS NORMAL COLOR, HUH? 635 00:48:22,898 --> 00:48:26,044 YES. I GUESS I PANICKED A LITTLE TOO SOON. 636 00:48:26,068 --> 00:48:28,413 ONE GRAY HAIR DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU GROW OLD. 637 00:48:28,437 --> 00:48:30,503 WELL, OF COURSE NOT. 638 00:48:35,044 --> 00:48:36,688 OW! WHAT DID YOU DO, BOSS? 639 00:48:36,712 --> 00:48:37,945 NOTHING. NOTHING. 640 00:48:39,548 --> 00:48:41,359 BOSS, DID YOU FIND ANOTHER GRAY HAIR? 641 00:48:41,383 --> 00:48:43,361 - NO! - YES, YOU DID. 642 00:48:43,385 --> 00:48:46,397 TORTURE ME. I WANT TO SEE IT! 46873

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