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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,588 --> 00:00:58,621 THE PLANE! THE PLANE! 2 00:01:16,542 --> 00:01:18,653 - GOOD MORNING, BOSS. - GOOD MORNING, TATTOO. 3 00:01:18,677 --> 00:01:22,357 WELL, YOU SEEM RATHER LIGHT ON YOUR FEET THIS MORNING. 4 00:01:22,381 --> 00:01:23,691 I KNEW IT, IT SHOWS ALRIGHT. 5 00:01:23,715 --> 00:01:27,095 OH, IT DOES INDEED... WHATEVER "IT" IS. 6 00:01:27,119 --> 00:01:29,697 I'M TAKING DANCE LESSONS. 7 00:01:29,721 --> 00:01:32,767 DANCE LESSONS... 8 00:01:32,791 --> 00:01:35,593 BY MAIL! IT'S FANTASTIC! THEY SAID THAT IN 10 9 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:38,506 LESSONS, I WILL BECOME JUST LIKE FRED ASTAIRE. 10 00:01:38,530 --> 00:01:40,808 REALLY? 11 00:01:40,832 --> 00:01:44,446 LOOK AT THIS, BOSS. 12 00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:46,214 MHMMM... 13 00:01:46,238 --> 00:01:50,885 RECOGNIZE IT? 14 00:01:50,909 --> 00:01:52,420 THE HULA. 15 00:01:52,444 --> 00:01:55,256 RIGHT! 16 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,993 WATCH MY HANDS, THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO TELL A STORY. 17 00:01:59,017 --> 00:02:01,563 I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOUR HANDS AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY JUST TOLD ME? 18 00:02:01,587 --> 00:02:03,731 WHAT? 19 00:02:03,755 --> 00:02:08,470 THAT WE ARE GOING TO MISS OUR INCOMING GUESTS, UNLESS WE LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW. 20 00:02:35,687 --> 00:02:38,054 SMILES EVERYONE! SMILES! 21 00:02:47,199 --> 00:02:50,778 MR. BRIAN KEHOE, ALL THE WAY FROM TEXARKANA, TEXAS. 22 00:02:50,802 --> 00:02:54,249 MR. KEHOE IS A RODEO CLOWN. 23 00:02:54,273 --> 00:02:57,118 BUT FOR THIS WEEKEND, HE WANTS TO BE A STAR OF THE RODEO 24 00:02:57,142 --> 00:02:59,854 WITH ALL THE TRAPPINGS THAT GO WITH IT. 25 00:02:59,878 --> 00:03:00,855 I KNOW WHY HE WANTS TO BE A STAR. 26 00:03:00,879 --> 00:03:01,856 WHY? 27 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,859 BECAUSE THEY GET THE GIRLS. 28 00:03:04,883 --> 00:03:09,564 MR. KEHOE WANTS TO IMPRESS SOMEONE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THEN THAT, TATTOO. 29 00:03:09,588 --> 00:03:15,102 HE WANTS DESPERATELY TO IMPRESS HIS 11 YEAR OLD BOY, TOMMY. 30 00:03:15,126 --> 00:03:19,574 YOU MEAN, HIS SON DOES NOT KNOW THAT HE IS A RODEO CLOWN? 31 00:03:19,598 --> 00:03:23,178 I'M AFRAID NOT. YOU SEE, FATHER AND SON HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN 9 YEARS. 32 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:25,780 AFTER MR. AND MRS. KEHOE WERE DIVORCED, MRS. 33 00:03:25,804 --> 00:03:28,583 KEHOE KEPT HIM FROM FROM EVER VISITING THE BOY. 34 00:03:28,607 --> 00:03:30,985 HMM, THAT'S SAD. 35 00:03:31,009 --> 00:03:33,588 YES, IT IS. BUT TOMMY KEPT IN TOUCH WITH HIS FATHER 36 00:03:33,612 --> 00:03:38,693 BY USING AN OLD FRIEND OF MR. KEHOE'S AS A GO BETWEEN FOR THE LETTERS. 37 00:03:38,717 --> 00:03:42,597 UNFORTUNATELY, MR. KEHOE WANTED TOMMY TO BE PROUD OF HIM, 38 00:03:42,621 --> 00:03:46,501 SO HE TOLD MANY UNTRUTHS IN HIS LETTERS. 39 00:03:46,525 --> 00:03:50,672 UNTRUE, YOU MEAN LIKE IF HE WAS LIKE A RODEO STAR? 40 00:03:50,696 --> 00:03:52,736 AND NOW HE WANTS YOU TO MAKE IT COME TRUE? 41 00:04:02,173 --> 00:04:05,687 BOSS, IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER? 42 00:04:05,711 --> 00:04:08,323 SHE'S DRESSED LIKE SHE JUST ARRIVED FROM THE NORTH POLE. 43 00:04:08,347 --> 00:04:11,759 THAT IS NADINE WINSLOW AND HER HUSBAND HARVEY. 44 00:04:11,783 --> 00:04:16,764 UNFORTUNATELY, THE GOOD WOMAN LIVES IN A PERPETUAL STATE OF INFLUENZA. 45 00:04:16,788 --> 00:04:19,734 ALSO, GOUT, HEARTBURN, SHOOTING PAINS, 46 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:22,270 ALLERGIES AND AN INCREDIBLE ARRAY OF SYMPTOMS 47 00:04:22,294 --> 00:04:27,375 WHICH HAVE DEFIED DIAGNOSIS AT SOME OF THE FINEST MEDICAL FACILITIES IN THE WORLD. 48 00:04:27,399 --> 00:04:30,278 YOU MEAN, SHE'S A HYPOCHONDRIAC? 49 00:04:30,302 --> 00:04:32,413 YES, BUT SHE SINCERELY BELIEVES HER ALIMENTS ARE REAL, 50 00:04:32,437 --> 00:04:37,252 SO FOR YEARS SHE'S LIVED A LIFE OF NOBLE SELF PAIN. 51 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:40,087 THAT MUST BE A BUMMER FOR HER AND HER HUSBAND. 52 00:04:40,111 --> 00:04:43,658 PRECISELY WHY HER FANTASY IS TO FIND A CURE FOR HER MANY ILLNESSES 53 00:04:43,682 --> 00:04:47,027 AND THUS BRING HER MISERY TO AN END. 54 00:04:47,051 --> 00:04:52,567 BUT BOSS, HOW CAN WE FIND A CURE, IF SHE ONLY THINKS SHE IS SICK? 55 00:04:52,591 --> 00:04:56,604 MY DEAR GUESTS! I AM MR. ROARKE, YOUR HOST... 56 00:04:56,628 --> 00:04:58,762 WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND! 57 00:05:31,929 --> 00:05:37,099 THE BOYS MOTHER DIED, THEY AH, WELL THEY SENT TOMMY TO LIVE WITH HIS AUNT. 58 00:05:39,604 --> 00:05:45,519 POOR LADY HAD TO LISTEN TO 2 MONTHS OF THAT BOY, PLEADING JUST TO SEE ME. 59 00:05:45,543 --> 00:05:50,290 WHEN I LEARNED SHE FINALLY GAVE IN I, I KIND OF FELT LIKE 60 00:05:50,314 --> 00:05:52,226 THE STEER NEXT IN LINE AT THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE. 61 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:54,261 I MEAN ONCE WE MET, THAT WOULDN'T TAKE THAT BOY LONG 62 00:05:54,285 --> 00:05:56,852 TO FIGURE OUT THAT I'VE BEEN LYING TO HIM ALL 63 00:05:56,876 --> 00:05:59,467 THIS TIME ABOUT MY BEING AH... A BIG HOT DOG. 64 00:05:59,491 --> 00:06:02,069 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 65 00:06:02,093 --> 00:06:03,203 WE WILL CERTAINLY DO OUR BEST 66 00:06:03,227 --> 00:06:06,596 TO SEE THAT EVERYTHING IS OKAY. 67 00:06:08,266 --> 00:06:12,680 SHALL WE GO IN MR. KEHOE? 68 00:06:12,704 --> 00:06:13,704 YEAH. 69 00:06:21,112 --> 00:06:26,761 WOW! WOO, HEY, AIN'T THIS SOMETHING! 70 00:06:26,785 --> 00:06:28,763 IS EVERYTHING TO YOUR SATISFACTION, MR. KEHOE? 71 00:06:28,787 --> 00:06:31,542 ARE YOU KIDDIN? I AH, I NEVER UH, I'VE NEVER 72 00:06:31,566 --> 00:06:34,535 SEEN A PLACE LIKE THIS. MUCH LESS, STAY IN ONE. 73 00:06:34,559 --> 00:06:35,770 OH, I'M VERY PLEASED. 74 00:06:35,794 --> 00:06:37,971 OH BY THE WAY, CALL ME BARRELS, EVERYBODY ELSE DOES. 75 00:06:37,995 --> 00:06:43,444 OH MR. KEHOE! ON FANTASY ISLAND, YOU ARE A MAN OF CONSIDERABLE STATURE. 76 00:06:43,468 --> 00:06:47,848 YOU WILL NOTICE THE CHAMPIONSHIP EMBLEMS AND TROPHIES ARE ENGRAVED WITH YOUR NAME. 77 00:06:47,872 --> 00:06:53,387 OH, NO ONE WILL BE CALLING YOU BARRELS HERE. NO. 78 00:06:53,411 --> 00:06:55,489 WHAT ABOUT MY BOY, WHEN'S HE GET HERE? 79 00:06:55,513 --> 00:06:58,992 TOMMY'S ALREADY ON THE ISLAND AND VERY ANXIOUS TO MEET YOU. 80 00:06:59,016 --> 00:07:00,628 HE IS, HUH? 81 00:07:00,652 --> 00:07:02,996 YES, I'LL TAKE YOU TO SEE HIM IN AN HOUR AND MEANWHILE, IN THE CLOSET, 82 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:07,134 YOU WILL FIND A WARDROBE BEFITTING A RODEO STAR. 83 00:07:07,158 --> 00:07:09,091 - OH YEAH? - OH YES. 84 00:07:13,364 --> 00:07:15,943 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, AH... 85 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:19,246 IF THAT WOMEN HADN'T HAVE BEEN SO HATEFUL, 86 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:24,919 GOD REST HER, UM, NEVER WOULD HAVE HAD TO WRITE ANY OF THEM LIES. 87 00:07:24,943 --> 00:07:28,478 YES, I WILL SEE YOU IN AN HOUR. WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? 88 00:07:39,757 --> 00:07:40,968 GESUNDHEIT, MRS. WINSLOW. 89 00:07:40,992 --> 00:07:45,138 THANK YOU, OH, I HOPE MY FANTASY COMES TRUE. 90 00:07:45,162 --> 00:07:49,242 I HARDLY HAVE THE STRENGTH TO GO ON ANYMORE. 91 00:07:49,266 --> 00:07:50,243 MR. ROARKE... 92 00:07:50,267 --> 00:07:51,244 YES. 93 00:07:51,268 --> 00:07:53,280 MRS. WINSLOW... 94 00:07:54,305 --> 00:07:56,550 GESUNDHEIT. 95 00:07:56,574 --> 00:07:58,986 I'M VAN HELSING AND I'VE JUST COMPLETED MY PRELIMINARY 96 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:00,888 EXAMINATION OF YOUR CASE HISTORY. 97 00:08:00,912 --> 00:08:03,256 YES, AND? 98 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:07,227 AND I FIND IT QUITE INTERESTING... SIT DOWN PLEASE. 99 00:08:07,251 --> 00:08:10,097 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY WHAT ALL THE OTHER SO CALLED EXPERTS HAVE SAID. 100 00:08:10,121 --> 00:08:11,866 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. 101 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:16,837 I SUFFER, SUFFER, SUFFER AND NOBODY CAN FIND ANYTHING WRONG OH... 102 00:08:16,861 --> 00:08:19,339 WILL YOU CROSS YOUR LEGS, PLEASE? 103 00:08:19,363 --> 00:08:24,444 NOW TELL ME PLEASE IF THIS FEELS LIKE A SHARP PAIN OR A DULL THUMP. 104 00:08:24,468 --> 00:08:26,301 SHARP PAIN. 105 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:36,123 DULL THUMP. 106 00:08:36,147 --> 00:08:38,091 SHARP THUMP. 107 00:08:38,115 --> 00:08:40,828 NO, NO, NO, NO, THUMPING SHARPNESS. 108 00:08:40,852 --> 00:08:44,064 OH... 109 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:48,669 WHAT IS IT? YOU FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME, CAN YOU? 110 00:08:48,693 --> 00:08:52,773 ON THE CONTRARY DEAR LADY, THIS NEARLY CONFIRMS MY PREVIOUS DIAGNOSIS. 111 00:08:52,797 --> 00:08:55,142 I'M AFRAID I FIND A GREAT DEAL WRONG. 112 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:58,512 IN FACT, I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T HAVE LONG TO LIVE. 113 00:08:58,536 --> 00:09:00,280 WHAT? 114 00:09:00,304 --> 00:09:04,317 DR. VAN HELSING, SURELY THERE IS A GROSS ERROR. 115 00:09:04,341 --> 00:09:07,988 DO YOU THINK THAT I WOULD BE MISTAKEN IN A MATTER AS SERIOUS AS THIS? 116 00:09:08,012 --> 00:09:10,490 IF SHE TAKES CARE OF HERSELF, PROPER DIET, REST AND SO FORTH, 117 00:09:10,514 --> 00:09:14,416 MRS. WINSLOW HAS PERHAPS AS MUCH AS FIVE OR SIX WEEKS. 118 00:09:17,989 --> 00:09:23,837 MY POOR DEAR LADY, ALL THOSE YEARS OF AGONY AND YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG. 119 00:09:23,861 --> 00:09:28,764 YES! I SAID I WAS SICK AND THIS IS THE PROOF! I'M GOING TO DIE! 120 00:09:30,001 --> 00:09:33,480 YOU CAN'T GET SICKER THAN THAT. 121 00:09:33,504 --> 00:09:38,052 OH, I GOT TO THINK. 122 00:09:38,076 --> 00:09:39,241 EXCUSE ME! 123 00:09:44,215 --> 00:09:47,761 WELL? 124 00:09:47,785 --> 00:09:52,032 YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT! 125 00:09:52,056 --> 00:09:56,203 I THINK SO TOO! YOU KNOW IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY FANTASY TO PLAY DOCTOR 126 00:09:56,227 --> 00:09:58,910 AND TO BE ABLE TO INFORM A PATIENT OF A FATAL 127 00:09:58,934 --> 00:10:01,341 ILLNESS. THAT WAS THE ICING ON THE CAKE! 128 00:10:01,365 --> 00:10:02,876 YOU WILL, OF COURSE, INFORM THE POOR LADY 129 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,544 THAT THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH HER. 130 00:10:04,568 --> 00:10:08,381 OH, OF COURSE! OF COURSE. BUT UM, I THINK FOR THE MOMENT 131 00:10:08,405 --> 00:10:12,519 WE SHOULD LET HER LUXURIATE IN HER SORROW. 132 00:10:12,543 --> 00:10:17,091 AND NOW I BELIEVE YOU HAVE OTHER PATIENTS DUE TO ARRIVE, DR. 133 00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:20,349 OH YES, A WHOLE CHORUS LINE WITH CHEST COLDS. 134 00:10:25,222 --> 00:10:28,102 I SURE FEEL LIKE A GUSSIED UP ROOSTER. 135 00:10:28,126 --> 00:10:32,006 IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD TRY TO RELAX A LITTLE, MR. KEHOE. 136 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:35,643 THE FATHER YOUR SON IS EXPECTING, THE KING OF THE RODEO. 137 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:38,167 I WOULDN'T BE NERVOUS. AND THERE HE IS. 138 00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:51,525 HE'S A MUCH FINER LOOKING LAD THEN IN THE PICTURES MY SIDEKICK SENT ME. 139 00:10:51,549 --> 00:10:56,664 INDEED HE IS. WELL... 140 00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:58,298 WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO INTRODUCE US OR SOMETHING? 141 00:10:58,322 --> 00:11:01,023 OH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARY. DO YOU? 142 00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:23,991 TOMMY? 143 00:11:24,015 --> 00:11:26,126 DAD! 144 00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:27,616 HOW ARE YOU BOY? 145 00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:36,737 GOOD TO SEE YOU, DAD? 146 00:11:36,761 --> 00:11:39,707 GOD, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, BOY. 147 00:11:39,731 --> 00:11:43,276 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS A LONG TIME. 148 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:47,915 KEVIN, THIS IS MY DAD I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT. 149 00:11:47,939 --> 00:11:51,919 HE'S THE BEST BRONC RIDIN, BULL DOGGIN, BULL RIDING COWBOY EVER. 150 00:11:51,943 --> 00:11:54,021 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, SIR. 151 00:11:54,045 --> 00:11:56,924 WELL, NICE MEETING YOU, KEVIN. 152 00:11:56,948 --> 00:11:59,359 I PROMISED KEVIN, YOU'D TELL US ABOUT THAT TIME IN DALLAS 153 00:11:59,383 --> 00:12:02,495 WHEN YOU WON ALL FOUR EVENTS. 154 00:12:02,519 --> 00:12:08,301 WELL, NOW MAYBE KEVIN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HEARING ABOUT THAT RODEO AND STUFF. 155 00:12:08,325 --> 00:12:10,370 HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE! 156 00:12:10,394 --> 00:12:12,305 THAT'S CASEY WEST. 157 00:12:12,329 --> 00:12:15,475 I HIT THE GROUND, SLID ACROSS IT LIKE A SLATE ROCK ACROSS THE SWAMP. 158 00:12:15,499 --> 00:12:19,179 NEXT TO MY DAD, HE'S JUST ABOUT THE MOST FAMOUS RODEO RIDER IN THE WORLD! 159 00:12:19,203 --> 00:12:21,815 HEY BOYS, LET'S JUST TAKE A LITTLE WALK AROUND THE HOUSE HERE. 160 00:12:21,839 --> 00:12:24,517 BRIAN! I WAS HOPING I'D GET TO SEE YOU. 161 00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:26,120 HOW YOU DOING? 162 00:12:26,144 --> 00:12:28,155 JUST A... JUST FINE. 163 00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:30,758 I'M JUST DOING FINE. NICE TO SEE YOU BOYS. 164 00:12:30,782 --> 00:12:33,827 WELL NOW, WHICH ONE OF THESE YOUNG BRONCOS IS THE ONE YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT? 165 00:12:33,851 --> 00:12:38,232 OH WELL, THIS IS MY SON. MY SON TOMMY! 166 00:12:38,256 --> 00:12:39,867 AND THIS IS HIS FRIEND KEVIN. 167 00:12:39,891 --> 00:12:41,368 - HI, TOMMY. - HOWDY. 168 00:12:41,392 --> 00:12:42,569 KEVIN, HOW YOU DOING? 169 00:12:42,593 --> 00:12:44,437 IT'S A REAL HONOR TO MEET YOU, SIR. 170 00:12:44,461 --> 00:12:49,042 WELL, VERY NICE COMPLIMENT FROM A BOY WHO'S FATHER IS AS FAMOUS AS HE IS. 171 00:12:49,066 --> 00:12:52,045 SAY, I WANNA THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO COMPETE, BRIAN. 172 00:12:52,069 --> 00:12:55,282 I MEAN IT'S A PRIVILEGE. BELIEVE ME, IT'S A REAL PRIVILEGE. 173 00:12:55,306 --> 00:12:58,852 MR. KEHOE, IT'S A REAL HONOR TO RIDE AGAINST A MAN LIKE YOU. 174 00:12:58,876 --> 00:12:59,920 ME TOO, MR. KEHOE. 175 00:12:59,944 --> 00:13:02,156 IT SHOULD BE A LOT OF FUN. 176 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,791 - COME ON! - ALRIGHT, I'M COMING. 177 00:13:03,815 --> 00:13:05,058 SEE YOU TOMORROW, OKAY. 178 00:13:05,082 --> 00:13:10,898 AH... AH, FELLAS... JUST A MIN... 179 00:13:10,922 --> 00:13:12,766 HEY LOOK, YOU BOYS WHY DON'T YOU GO ON OVER THERE ME A MINUTE. 180 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:14,668 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YA. 181 00:13:14,692 --> 00:13:17,204 MR ROARKE... 182 00:13:17,228 --> 00:13:19,968 HEY A... WHAT'S GOING ON? I MEAN, THOSE 183 00:13:19,992 --> 00:13:23,110 BOYS ARE SOME OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN RODEO. 184 00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:26,079 WHAT IN BLAZES ARE THEY THANKING ME FOR? 185 00:13:26,103 --> 00:13:29,917 FOR INVITING THEM TO COMPETE IN THE BRIAN KEHOE INVITATIONAL. 186 00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:33,653 WELL IT SEEMED ONLY PROPER THAT ONE OF THE ALL TIME GREATS WOULD PUT ON HIS OWN RODEO 187 00:13:33,677 --> 00:13:37,090 AND INVITE ONLY THE BEST TO COMPETE AGAINST HIM. 188 00:13:37,114 --> 00:13:40,294 COMPETE AGAINST ME? I... 189 00:13:40,318 --> 00:13:45,966 LOOK MR. ROARKE, I USED TO BE A FAIR BRONC RIDER ABOUT A DOZEN YEARS BACK OR SO, 190 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:50,037 BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I GOT ALL BUSTED UP. 191 00:13:50,061 --> 00:13:52,706 THAT'S WHY I TURNED TO CLOWNING. IT WAS ALL I WAS GOOD FOR, YOU KNOW. 192 00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:56,844 THERE'S JUST NO WAY IN THE WORLD I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO COMPETE AGAINST THOSE GUYS. 193 00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:59,746 HAVE FAITH, MR. KEHOE. 194 00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,481 YEAH. 195 00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:05,585 ENJOY YOURSELF UNTIL THE RODEO. AND GET TO KNOW YOUR SON. 196 00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:07,409 I INTEND TO DO THAT. 197 00:14:13,017 --> 00:14:15,295 WHOA, HEY. 198 00:14:15,319 --> 00:14:17,564 HEY "T", LOOK AT THAT. 199 00:14:17,588 --> 00:14:20,200 NEATEST LOOKING WATERFALL I EVER SAW. 200 00:14:20,224 --> 00:14:21,757 COME ON, PAL. 201 00:14:34,972 --> 00:14:38,886 SET, 18... 12... HIKE! 202 00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,287 NOW! 203 00:14:40,311 --> 00:14:45,259 HEY, THAT A BOY! COME ON, BRING IT IN FOR A TOUCHDOWN. 204 00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:50,864 OH! 205 00:14:50,888 --> 00:14:52,354 I GOT YA THAT TIME, TIGER. 206 00:14:57,694 --> 00:14:59,028 OH, DAD. 207 00:15:14,712 --> 00:15:18,314 HARVEY, HARVEY, HARVEY. 208 00:15:20,718 --> 00:15:26,433 HARVEY, 15 YEARS IT'S BEEN JUST YOU AND ME. 209 00:15:26,457 --> 00:15:29,958 PRETTY SOON IT'S GONNA BE JUST YOU AND YOU. 210 00:15:33,331 --> 00:15:35,409 I AM SO SORRY I WAS DELAYED. 211 00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:40,046 MRS. WINSLOW, I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE ALONE IN YOUR TIME OF TRIBULATION. 212 00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:43,049 BUT BOSS, SHE WAS NOT ALONE, I WAS RIGHT HERE... 213 00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:47,588 FIXING MANY OF MY FAMOUS COCONUT BOOM-BOOM. 214 00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:49,723 I CAN TELL YOU'VE REGAINED YOUR COMPOSURE 215 00:15:49,747 --> 00:15:53,360 SINCE DR. VAN HELSING GAVE YOU THE TERRIBLE NEWS. 216 00:15:53,384 --> 00:15:55,128 YOU MUST BE A VERY, VERY STRONG WOMAN. 217 00:15:55,152 --> 00:16:00,601 ME? YES, I MUST BE STRONG, ALRIGHT. 218 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,168 BUT I'M ALSO PRETTY SELFISH. 219 00:16:02,192 --> 00:16:03,704 - NO, I CAN'T ACCEPT THAT. - YES... 220 00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:05,606 - SELFISH... - NO. 221 00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:10,244 WHEN THE DR. TOLD ME I WAS THROUGH, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MY HUSBAND. 222 00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:13,847 I MEAN, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO POOR HARVEY WHEN I'M...? 223 00:16:13,871 --> 00:16:18,252 HE'S SUCH A SWEET, INNOCENT, ADORABLE MAN. 224 00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:21,221 SOME GOLD DIGGER IS GONNA SINK HER CLAWS INTO HIM 225 00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:23,523 LIKE A HAWK NAILS A TURTLE. 226 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:28,362 TRUE, LOSING YOU WILL CREATE A LARGE VOID IN HIS LIFE. 227 00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:33,322 IT'S ONLY NATURAL THAT HE WILL BE VULNERABLE AND PERHAPS UNWISE. 228 00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,771 YOU KNOW IT, CHARLIE. 229 00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:43,277 HE'LL PROBABLY WIND UP GIVING AWAY OUR EXPORT-IMPORT BUSINESS TO SOME FLOOZY. 230 00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:45,879 TATTOO, HIT ME AGAIN. 231 00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:47,303 OUI MADAME, VOILA. 232 00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:56,590 WELL UH, THERE IS A WAY TO PROTECT HARVEY. 233 00:16:56,614 --> 00:16:58,158 REALLY? 234 00:16:58,182 --> 00:17:00,827 TELL ME PLEASE, I'M DESPERATE. 235 00:17:00,851 --> 00:17:03,997 WELL, I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT HISTORICALLY THE CROWN HEADS OF THE OLD WORLD 236 00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:06,866 HAND PICKED THEIR SUCCESSORS 237 00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:09,936 TO INSURE THE CONTINUITY OF THEIR POLICIES 238 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:13,373 AND THE SAFETY OF THEIR KINGDOMS. 239 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:17,477 PERHAPS A WOMAN OF YOUR COURAGE, COULD DO THE SAME. 240 00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:20,380 YOU MEAN, I CAN PICK HARVEY'S 241 00:17:20,404 --> 00:17:23,550 NEXT WIFE... BEFORE I CHECK OUT? 242 00:17:23,574 --> 00:17:25,218 HOW? 243 00:17:25,242 --> 00:17:27,688 WELL, PERHAPS TATTOO AND I CAN HELP IN THAT RESPECT. 244 00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:31,625 YOU SEE, TONIGHT IN THE GAME ROOM AFTER BINGO, 245 00:17:31,649 --> 00:17:36,196 THERE WILL BE A VERY SPECIAL EVENT CREATED JUST FOR MRS. WINSLOW. AND HER HUSBAND. 246 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,231 THERE WILL? 247 00:17:38,255 --> 00:17:39,655 UH, MRS. WINSLOW... 248 00:17:48,332 --> 00:17:52,245 BEAT YOU AGAIN. HA-HA. 249 00:17:52,269 --> 00:17:55,782 YOU'RE GETTIN TO GOOD FOR ME, YOU KNOW THAT. 250 00:17:55,806 --> 00:17:59,753 BOY, THIS IS THE BEST DAY I'VE EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 251 00:17:59,777 --> 00:18:03,056 I KINDA HAD FUN MYSELF. 252 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,659 I WISH MOM WAS ALIVE. 253 00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:09,730 SHE'D SEE HOW WRONG SHE WAS FOR KEEPING US APART. 254 00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:12,432 HEY, NONE OF THAT NOW. 255 00:18:12,456 --> 00:18:14,901 YOUR MOM DID WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS RIGHT. 256 00:18:14,925 --> 00:18:20,173 YES, SIR. 257 00:18:20,197 --> 00:18:23,377 COME ON, IT'S YOUR MOVE. 258 00:18:23,401 --> 00:18:27,113 - DAD? - UM HUH? 259 00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:30,071 I CAN STAY WITH YOU ALL THE TIME NOW, CAN'T I? 260 00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:38,525 YOU'D WANT TO DO THAT? 261 00:18:38,549 --> 00:18:41,928 PLEASE... 262 00:18:41,952 --> 00:18:47,300 WELL... I, I DON'T REALLY KNOW. 263 00:18:47,324 --> 00:18:51,104 I'M ALMOST 12, YOU KNOW. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 264 00:18:51,128 --> 00:18:53,206 I WOULDN'T BE ANY TROUBLE. 265 00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:56,142 YOU'RE A BIG BOY, ALRIGHT. 266 00:18:56,166 --> 00:19:00,514 THERE'S STILL SCHOOL AND ALL THAT STUFF, THAT KIND OF THING. 267 00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:04,083 WELL, I'M TRAVELING AROUND THE COUNTRY ALL THE TIME... 268 00:19:04,107 --> 00:19:09,188 MAYBE IN A COUPLE OF YEARS, HUH? 269 00:19:09,212 --> 00:19:11,725 HEY, IT'S... GETTIN PRETTY LATE. 270 00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:14,594 WHY DON'T YOU HIT THE SACK. WE GOT A BIG DAY TOMORROW. 271 00:19:14,618 --> 00:19:15,851 YES, SIR. 272 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:24,638 - TOMMY... - YEAH? 273 00:19:24,662 --> 00:19:27,273 THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WOULDN'T UH... 274 00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:29,342 WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO COME VISIT YOU DOWN AT YOUR AUNT'S PLACE 275 00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:32,979 WHENEVER I HAVE THE CHANCE, YOU KNOW. 276 00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:36,015 SURE. 277 00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:41,321 GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 278 00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:43,178 GOOD NIGHT, SON. 279 00:19:55,192 --> 00:19:58,905 GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 280 00:19:58,929 --> 00:20:01,196 IT'S TIME TO PLAY A NEW GAME THAT SHOULD BE 281 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,777 VERY POPULAR WITH THE GENTLEMEN IN THE AUDIENCE. 282 00:20:03,801 --> 00:20:08,648 IT WILL GIVE ONE LUCKY MAN THE CHANCE TO CHOOSE HIS FANTASY FEMALE. 283 00:20:08,672 --> 00:20:11,985 A WOMAN WHO IS FANTASTICALLY RIGHT FOR HIM IN EVERY RESPECT. 284 00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:13,052 IS THE BLINDFOLD IN PLACE, TATTOO? 285 00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:15,021 BLINDFOLD IS ON, BOSS. 286 00:20:15,045 --> 00:20:20,059 THEN LET'S GO IN TO THE AUDIENCE, AND PICK TODAY'S CONTESTANT AT RANDOM. 287 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,228 - NADINE... - HUH? 288 00:20:22,252 --> 00:20:24,263 WHY DON'T WE LEAVE AND TAKE A WALK AROUND THE LAGOON. 289 00:20:24,287 --> 00:20:29,870 OH NO. 290 00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:32,739 HURRY NOW, TATTOO. HURRY. 291 00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:34,541 THE SOONER YOU MAKE YOUR SELECTION, THE SOONER SOME 292 00:20:34,565 --> 00:20:39,868 FORTUNATE GENTLEMAN WILL GET TO MEET NOT 1, BUT 3 GORGEOUS CANDIDATES TO CHOOSE FROM. 293 00:20:41,204 --> 00:20:43,124 YOU MUST MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION, TATTOO. 294 00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:52,447 THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT. 295 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,298 I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM! 296 00:20:59,322 --> 00:21:01,334 I NEVER SAW YOU BEFORE IN MY LIFE, RIGHT? 297 00:21:01,358 --> 00:21:04,504 WRONG, I MET YOU THIS MORNING. 298 00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:07,407 THAT DOESN'T MATTER. HERE THE GAME IS EVERYTHING. 299 00:21:07,431 --> 00:21:08,842 TAKE HIM TO THE STAGE, TATTOO. 300 00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:13,513 FIND YOUR FANTASY FEMALE. 301 00:21:16,774 --> 00:21:20,420 LET'S HOPE, 1 OF THE 3 CANDIDATES MEETS WITH YOUR APPROVAL, MRS. WINSLOW. 302 00:21:20,444 --> 00:21:25,592 IF I SEE ONE I LIKE, I'LL GIVE YOU A THUMBS UP. 303 00:21:25,616 --> 00:21:28,316 ALRIGHT, LET'S HAVE A NICE ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR CONTESTANT. 304 00:21:33,657 --> 00:21:38,359 AND NOW, TO MEET HIS FANTASY FEMALE... NUMBER 1. 305 00:21:39,563 --> 00:21:43,076 SHE IS PUNCH OPERATOR WHOSE HOBBIES 306 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:46,079 ARE WATCHING TELEVISION WHILE DOING HER NAILS. 307 00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:48,281 AS AMBITIOUS AS SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, 308 00:21:48,305 --> 00:21:50,850 CONNIE WOULD LIKE TO STUDY MARINE BIOLOGY 309 00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:53,119 BECAUSE SHE LOVES MARINES. 310 00:21:53,143 --> 00:21:57,991 ALSO SAILORS, AIR FORCE MEN AND LONG-HAUL TRUCKERS. 311 00:21:58,015 --> 00:22:00,961 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT, HARVEY WINSLOW? 312 00:22:00,985 --> 00:22:02,862 PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE. 313 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:07,856 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE. CONNIE IS A VERY LOVELY YOUNG LADY. ISN'T SHE, FOLKS? 314 00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:20,335 AND NOW, LET US FIND OUT WHO IS BEHIND DOOR NUMBER 2. 315 00:22:24,808 --> 00:22:28,655 SHE IS MS. LUREEN BAKER. A LAWYER AND REGISTERED NURSE 316 00:22:28,679 --> 00:22:30,991 WITH AN INTEREST IN ANCIENT LANGUAGES. 317 00:22:31,015 --> 00:22:34,193 HER FAVORITE COMPOSER IS BEETHOVEN, AND SHE HOPES ONE DAY 318 00:22:34,217 --> 00:22:39,465 TO RECORD HER PERSONAL ARRANGEMENT OF HIS SYMPHONY NO. 9 ON THE NOSE FLUTE. 319 00:22:39,489 --> 00:22:43,236 LET'S HAVE A NICE WARM WELCOME FOR MS. BAKER. 320 00:22:51,168 --> 00:22:54,180 AND NOW. CONTESTANT NUMBER 3. 321 00:22:54,204 --> 00:22:57,605 LET'S HEAR IT FOR MS. MONICA JOHNSON. 322 00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:05,725 MONICA IS A GYM TEACHER AND PHYSICAL EDUCATIONIST AT HEPAWHITE SCHOOL FOR GIRLS. 323 00:23:05,749 --> 00:23:10,130 SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT BRAWN ALONE, IS A SUBSTITUTE FOR BRAINS. 324 00:23:10,154 --> 00:23:15,702 THEREFORE, SHE MADE AN IN-DEPTH GRADUATE STUDY OF MEDIEVAL COUNTRIES. 325 00:23:15,726 --> 00:23:19,906 HER MASTERS DISSERTATION ON ELIZABETHAN CHAMBER POTS 326 00:23:19,930 --> 00:23:23,076 IS RECOGNIZED AS THE DEFINITIVE WORK ON THE SUBJECT. 327 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:26,401 SHE LIKES TO THINK OF HERSELF AS A GOOD GUY. 328 00:23:42,886 --> 00:23:44,831 AND NOW, IT IS TIME TO CHOOSE 329 00:23:44,855 --> 00:23:48,467 YOUR FANTASY FEMALE, HARVEY WINSLOW. 330 00:23:48,491 --> 00:23:52,739 ONE OF THESE LOVELY YOUNG LADIES WILL BE JUST RIGHT FOR YOU. 331 00:23:52,763 --> 00:23:56,576 TIME IS RUNNING OUT QUICKLY. YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW. 332 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,068 WILL IT BE CONTESTANT NUMBER 1? 333 00:24:06,509 --> 00:24:08,643 NUMBER 2? 334 00:24:11,982 --> 00:24:13,481 OR NUMBER 3? 335 00:24:18,922 --> 00:24:22,702 I DON'T NEED A FANTASY FEMALE. I'VE GOT A WIFE SITTING OUT THERE. 336 00:24:22,726 --> 00:24:25,138 AND NUMBER 3 IT IS! 337 00:24:25,162 --> 00:24:29,008 MONICA JOHNSON IS YOUR FANTASY FEMALE. 338 00:24:45,215 --> 00:24:48,895 MR. KEHOE, DO COME IN. 339 00:24:48,919 --> 00:24:52,331 I TRUST YOU AND YOUR SON ARE ENJOYING YOURSELVES? 340 00:24:52,355 --> 00:24:55,001 YEAH, YEAH. WE'VE GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER REAL EASY LIKE. 341 00:24:55,025 --> 00:24:56,736 - GOOD. - THE BOY IS ASLEEP NOW. 342 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,939 - I SEE. - I HAD TO TALK TO YOU. 343 00:24:59,963 --> 00:25:00,940 OH, OF COURSE. SIT DOWN, PLEASE. 344 00:25:00,964 --> 00:25:02,563 PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. 345 00:25:10,107 --> 00:25:12,852 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 346 00:25:12,876 --> 00:25:17,023 MY FANTASY. MY FANTASY IS WHAT'S WRONG. 347 00:25:17,047 --> 00:25:20,493 YOU WANTED TO BE A RODEO STAR. 348 00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:23,797 THAT IS WHAT WE MADE YOU, ISN'T IT? 349 00:25:23,821 --> 00:25:27,466 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT I WANTED. 350 00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:29,178 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GONNA STAGE A 351 00:25:29,202 --> 00:25:31,171 RODEO... THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO COMPETE IN IT. 352 00:25:31,195 --> 00:25:33,239 DON'T YOU THINK THAT IF I... 353 00:25:33,263 --> 00:25:37,432 WAS STILL... ABLE TO COMPETE. 354 00:25:38,869 --> 00:25:42,470 THAT I WOULD? INSTEAD OF BEING A CLOWN. 355 00:25:45,943 --> 00:25:50,656 LOOK MR. ROARKE, I'VE BEEN ALONE MOST OF MY LIFE. 356 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:56,362 THERE WAS TOMMY'S MOTHER, BUT THAT WENT BAD A LOT OF YEARS BACK. 357 00:25:56,386 --> 00:26:01,489 AFTER THIS WEEKEND, I GUESS I'LL BE ALONE THE REST OF MY LIFE. 358 00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:08,196 MY KID TOMMY... I'D GIVE THE WORLD FOR HIM. 359 00:26:11,134 --> 00:26:16,637 HE... HE CAN'T KNOW THAT I'M JUST A CLOWN. 360 00:26:18,641 --> 00:26:22,288 A LOSER. YOU PROMISED ME THAT. 361 00:26:22,312 --> 00:26:25,591 I AM WELL AWARE OF WHAT I PROMISED YOU, MR. KEHOE. 362 00:26:25,615 --> 00:26:30,585 AND AS I ASSURED YOU BEFORE, THIS IS FANTASY ISLAND. 363 00:26:31,889 --> 00:26:33,521 YOU MUST HAVE FAITH IN US. 364 00:26:41,064 --> 00:26:44,310 HARVEY DEAR, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T GET INTO YOUR SWIM TRUNKS 365 00:26:44,334 --> 00:26:46,379 AND TAKE A LITTLE DIP. 366 00:26:46,403 --> 00:26:49,048 OH LOOK! THERE'S THAT NICE MONICA. 367 00:26:49,072 --> 00:26:52,418 SHE'S GOING IN TOO. 368 00:26:52,442 --> 00:26:57,122 I BET YOU AND MONICA COULD PLAY A GREAT GAME OF WATER POLO TOGETHER. 369 00:26:57,146 --> 00:27:00,560 NADINE, I WISH YOU'D STOP TRYING TO PAWN ME OFF ON THAT GIRL. 370 00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:01,927 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO PUSH US TOGETHER OR SOMETHING. 371 00:27:01,951 --> 00:27:07,199 OH, NONSENSE. I JUST HATE TO SEE A VITAL, SPORTY GUY LIKE YOU 372 00:27:07,223 --> 00:27:11,937 HAVING TO SIT AROUND WITH AN OLD STICK IN THE MUD LIKE ME. 373 00:27:11,961 --> 00:27:16,709 LOOK, I LOVE YOU. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? 374 00:27:16,733 --> 00:27:17,866 OF COURSE IT IS. 375 00:27:23,673 --> 00:27:28,087 UH, HONEY... DO YOU THINK YOU CAN REACH BACK AND GET ME MY SUNGLASSES? 376 00:27:28,111 --> 00:27:32,458 SURE. 377 00:27:32,482 --> 00:27:34,861 HEY! 378 00:27:34,885 --> 00:27:36,317 HE CAN'T SWIM! 379 00:27:47,898 --> 00:27:50,009 IT'S OKAY. 380 00:27:50,033 --> 00:27:52,077 WHAT HAPPENED? 381 00:27:52,101 --> 00:27:53,479 THIS LOVELY YOUNG THING, JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE. 382 00:27:53,503 --> 00:27:57,750 THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. I'LL SEE THAT YOU GET A MEDAL. 383 00:27:57,774 --> 00:28:00,753 EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BUNGALOW AND PUT ON MY WET SUIT. 384 00:28:00,777 --> 00:28:05,090 ALRIGHT, DEAR. 385 00:28:05,114 --> 00:28:10,129 MONICA... CAN WE SPEAK FRANKLY. WOMAN TO WOMAN. 386 00:28:10,153 --> 00:28:11,330 I DON'T KNOW WHY NOT. 387 00:28:11,354 --> 00:28:16,368 GOOD. I'D LIKE YOU TO MARRY MY HUSBAND. 388 00:28:16,392 --> 00:28:20,673 UM... EXCUSE ME, I REALLY HAVE TO GO IN. 389 00:28:20,697 --> 00:28:23,409 NO, NO. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU THINK. 390 00:28:23,433 --> 00:28:27,212 YOU SEE I'M GOING TO DIE. YES, VERY SOON. 391 00:28:27,236 --> 00:28:31,684 AND YOU LOOK TO ME THE KIND OF GIRL THAT WOULD MAKE HARVEY VERY HAPPY. 392 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:35,321 WELL, I'M VERY HONORED THAT YOU WOULD PICK ME, BUT... 393 00:28:35,345 --> 00:28:37,890 OH, BUT IF YOU GOT TO KNOW HARVEY, YOU'D JUMP AT THE CHANCE. 394 00:28:37,914 --> 00:28:41,494 FOR 10 YEARS, WE WORKED SIDE BY SIDE. 395 00:28:41,518 --> 00:28:45,531 IN OUR EXPORT-IMPORT ANTIQUE BUSINESS. BEFORE WE STARTED MAKING IT. 396 00:28:45,555 --> 00:28:48,501 WE WERE SO HAPPY. 397 00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:52,171 I DIDN'T START GETTING SICK, UNTIL I STAYED HOME... BEING A LADY OF LEISURE. 398 00:28:52,195 --> 00:28:54,974 I DON'T SEE REALLY, HOW I COULD BE OF ANY HELP TO YOU. 399 00:28:54,998 --> 00:28:57,264 FATE WILL FIND A WAY. 400 00:29:16,185 --> 00:29:17,830 NOW LOOK, YOU'VE BEEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW 401 00:29:17,854 --> 00:29:20,332 THAT YOU DON'T JUST GET BACK IN TO BRONC RIDING IN ONE DAY. 402 00:29:20,356 --> 00:29:22,401 BESIDE, REMEMBER WHAT THE DR. SAID WHEN YOU QUIT. 403 00:29:22,425 --> 00:29:25,037 I MEAN, YOU GET BUSTED UP ONE MORE TIME AND YOU MIGHT NOT WALK AWAY FROM IT. 404 00:29:25,061 --> 00:29:26,839 SHUT UP ABOUT THAT! 405 00:29:26,863 --> 00:29:30,676 IT AIN'T NOBODY'S BUSINESS. 406 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,979 LOOK, I GOTTA AT LEAST TRY. DON'T I? 407 00:29:33,003 --> 00:29:36,482 YEAH, I GUESS YOU DO. GO AHEAD. 408 00:29:36,506 --> 00:29:38,684 JUST RELAX A LITTLE BIT. 409 00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:40,468 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I'LL BE FINE. 410 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:49,695 GOOD LUCK. 411 00:29:49,719 --> 00:29:52,197 - ANYTIME, FRANK. - OPEN IT UP. 412 00:29:52,221 --> 00:29:53,198 HEY! 413 00:29:53,222 --> 00:29:54,222 AHHH! 414 00:30:07,203 --> 00:30:08,302 YOU ALRIGHT? 415 00:30:20,349 --> 00:30:21,349 AHHH! 416 00:30:32,261 --> 00:30:35,675 HE JUST CAN'T DO IT, MR. ROARKE. 417 00:30:35,699 --> 00:30:37,355 WELL, I'M AFRAID LIKE IT OR NOT, MR. KEHOE 418 00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:39,219 WILL HAVE TO GO ALONG WITH OUR ALTERNATE PLAN. 419 00:30:43,539 --> 00:30:46,619 COME ON. SKIPPY MONKEY, COME ON. 420 00:30:46,643 --> 00:30:48,420 PUT YOUR FEET TOGETHER. 421 00:30:48,444 --> 00:30:52,391 GOOD. 422 00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:55,227 1, 2, 3. 423 00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:57,529 EH, TATTOO? 424 00:30:57,553 --> 00:31:01,100 THE FLOOR, ALL THOSE PAPERS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 425 00:31:01,124 --> 00:31:03,069 OH, I'M TRYING TO LEARN THE WALTZ, BOSS. 426 00:31:03,093 --> 00:31:07,339 THIS IS LESSON NUMBER 4. 427 00:31:07,363 --> 00:31:11,944 WELL, I HATE TO BE CRITICAL, BUT IT APPEARS YOU'RE NOT SUCCEEDING TO WELL. 428 00:31:11,968 --> 00:31:15,547 IT'S NOT MY FAULT, BOSS. IT'S THE FAULT OF THIS STUPID MONKEY. 429 00:31:15,571 --> 00:31:17,611 HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS LEFT FOOT FROM HIS RIGHT FOOT. 430 00:31:24,047 --> 00:31:27,660 YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BE OUTDOORS TOO LONG, YOU GET THE CHILLS. 431 00:31:27,684 --> 00:31:30,395 AND IT'S 2 WEEKS IN BED WITH THE CROUP. 432 00:31:30,419 --> 00:31:31,964 WHY DON'T WE STAY BACK HERE AND SEE A MOVIE? 433 00:31:31,988 --> 00:31:35,267 OH NO, I'D ENJOY A NICE BOAT RIDE AND A PICNIC. 434 00:31:35,291 --> 00:31:36,969 HURRY UP! THIS IS THE LAST BOAT. 435 00:31:36,993 --> 00:31:40,840 WHY MS. JOHNSON, WE'RE SHARING THE SAME BOAT! ISN'T THIS NICE? 436 00:31:40,864 --> 00:31:42,241 YES, ISN'T IT. 437 00:31:42,265 --> 00:31:43,976 ALL ABOARD! 438 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,648 - GO ON, GET IN DEAR. - OKAY. 439 00:31:48,672 --> 00:31:50,215 BLESS YOU. 440 00:31:50,239 --> 00:31:52,284 THAT REMINDS ME, I FORGOT MY INHALER. 441 00:31:52,308 --> 00:31:53,619 - YEAH, I'LL GET IT. - OH NO, NO, NO. 442 00:31:53,643 --> 00:31:57,489 YOU STAY HERE, DEAR. I'M NOT DEAD YET. 443 00:31:57,513 --> 00:31:59,914 IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION. SIT DOWN, DEAR. 444 00:32:10,927 --> 00:32:15,474 HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON? STOP THIS THING, SOMEBODY. 445 00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:17,643 WAIT! YOU FORGOT YOUR OARS. 446 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:18,733 WHAT DO I DO? 447 00:32:25,408 --> 00:32:28,387 THEY WILL BE ALRIGHT, WON'T THEY? 448 00:32:28,411 --> 00:32:31,323 YES, THEY WILL BE. THE TIDE WILL TAKE THEM ALL AROUND THE ISLAND... 449 00:32:31,347 --> 00:32:33,525 TO A PLACE CALLED LOVER'S COVE. 450 00:32:33,549 --> 00:32:37,563 LOVER'S COVE? 451 00:32:37,587 --> 00:32:40,387 PERFECT! 452 00:33:11,621 --> 00:33:13,265 - COME IN. MR. ROARKE. - OH, THANK YOU. 453 00:33:13,289 --> 00:33:15,200 I HOPE I'M NOT INTRUDING, MRS. WINSLOW. 454 00:33:15,224 --> 00:33:18,170 ONLY ON MY THOUGHTS, MR. ROARKE. 455 00:33:18,194 --> 00:33:21,774 I JUST KEEP THINKING ABOUT GIVING HARVEY AWAY TO THAT OTHER WOMAN. 456 00:33:21,798 --> 00:33:27,346 IT IS A FAR, FAR BETTER THING YOU ARE DOING MRS. WINSLOW, THAN E'ER YOU HAVE DONE. 457 00:33:27,370 --> 00:33:29,348 I SUPPOSE SO, MR. ROARKE. HARVEY DOES NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM. 458 00:33:29,372 --> 00:33:34,420 THAT WILL BEE WAITER, EXCUSE ME. 459 00:33:34,444 --> 00:33:38,558 YES, COME IN. 460 00:33:38,582 --> 00:33:43,062 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ORDERING YOU SOME OF TATTOO'S COCONUT BOOM-BOOM. 461 00:33:43,086 --> 00:33:44,063 - COCONUT BOOM-BOOM? - YES. 462 00:33:44,087 --> 00:33:45,164 EVEN THAT WON'T HELP. 463 00:33:45,188 --> 00:33:47,834 WELL PERHAPS IF YOU HAD SEVERAL. 464 00:33:47,858 --> 00:33:51,270 JUST SET IT RIGHT DOWN HERE, WAITER. 465 00:33:51,294 --> 00:33:55,864 YOU... YOU CAN'T BE A WAITER. YOU'RE DR. VAN HELSING. 466 00:33:58,835 --> 00:34:00,872 NO, MADAME. DIDN'T MR. ROARKE TELL YOU? I'M 467 00:34:00,896 --> 00:34:03,148 JUST A WAITER WHO HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A DR. 468 00:34:03,172 --> 00:34:06,318 AND MR. ROARKE HELPED ME DO IT. 469 00:34:06,342 --> 00:34:09,655 THEN IF YOU'RE NOT A DR., THEN YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. 470 00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:12,191 YOU MIGHT SAY THAT, YES. 471 00:34:12,215 --> 00:34:16,662 AND I'M NOT GONNA KICK THE BUCKET, RIGHT? RIGHT? 472 00:34:16,686 --> 00:34:19,532 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? I'M ONLY A WAITER. 473 00:34:19,556 --> 00:34:22,001 WHAT IS THIS? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME MY FANTASY 474 00:34:22,025 --> 00:34:24,504 TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME AND CURE ME. 475 00:34:24,528 --> 00:34:27,072 AND SO I DID, MRS. WINSLOW. 476 00:34:27,096 --> 00:34:29,274 BY CONFRONTING YOU WITH THE ACTUAL POSSIBILITY OF YOUR OWN DEMISE, 477 00:34:29,298 --> 00:34:32,144 I CURED THE ONLY THING REALLY WRONG WITH YOU. 478 00:34:32,168 --> 00:34:35,748 YOUR MORBID CONCERN FOR YOUR HEALTH. 479 00:34:35,772 --> 00:34:39,785 YOU MONSTER! I SENT MY HUSBAND OUT TO LOVER'S COVE WITH THAT SEX BOMB, 480 00:34:39,809 --> 00:34:42,087 BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS DOOMED. 481 00:34:42,111 --> 00:34:43,823 HOW DO I FIND LOVER'S COVE? 482 00:34:43,847 --> 00:34:44,991 ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE ISLAND. 483 00:34:45,015 --> 00:34:47,259 NOW, THE BEST WAY TO GET THERE, IS BY BOAT. 484 00:34:47,283 --> 00:34:49,061 - BUT THAT WILL TAKE HOURS. - HOURS? 485 00:34:49,085 --> 00:34:52,464 OR YOU CAN GO OVER LAND, THROUGH THE WOODS. 486 00:34:52,488 --> 00:34:53,666 BUT THAT'S QUITE A RUN. 487 00:34:53,690 --> 00:34:54,734 POINT ME! 488 00:34:54,758 --> 00:34:55,998 OUT THE DOOR AND TO THE RIGHT. 489 00:35:01,831 --> 00:35:03,698 DOES THIS MEAN I WON'T GET MY TIP? 490 00:35:08,838 --> 00:35:10,404 TO YOU, MONICA. 491 00:35:18,815 --> 00:35:21,460 I FEEL VERY COLD. 492 00:35:21,484 --> 00:35:23,863 I BROUGHT SOME BLANKETS. 493 00:35:23,887 --> 00:35:25,665 I'D LOVE IT. 494 00:35:25,689 --> 00:35:31,403 THANK YOU. 495 00:35:31,427 --> 00:35:33,105 DO YOU FEEL IT TOO? 496 00:35:33,129 --> 00:35:34,907 WHAT? 497 00:35:34,931 --> 00:35:37,109 WHAT I FEEL. 498 00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:38,133 I THINK SO. 499 00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:46,351 HOLD IT! 500 00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:48,153 GET ANY CLOSER TO MY OLD MAN, I'LL BUST YOUR CHOPS. 501 00:35:48,177 --> 00:35:49,855 - NADINE! - I WANT MY HUSBAND BACK. 502 00:35:49,879 --> 00:35:53,893 I'M NOT GONNA DIE JUST YET. GIVE ME A KISS, HARVEY. 503 00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:57,630 YOU'RE A VERY LUCKY GIRL. HE'S A SWEETHEART. 504 00:35:59,990 --> 00:36:02,367 ALRIGHT, NOW HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 505 00:36:02,391 --> 00:36:04,770 - I RAN. - YOU RAN? 506 00:36:04,794 --> 00:36:06,872 HARVEY DARLING, THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. 507 00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:08,874 YOU MEAN YOU'RE WELL AGAIN, LIKE YOU USED TO BE? 508 00:36:08,898 --> 00:36:13,045 UH HUH. AND I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY. 509 00:36:13,069 --> 00:36:15,815 I THINK I WAS JUST SO WORRIED THAT SOME LADY WAS GONNA SNAG YOU 510 00:36:15,839 --> 00:36:19,251 OUT FROM UNDER MY RUNNY NOSE. A BEAUTIFUL MAN LIKE YOU. 511 00:36:19,275 --> 00:36:23,322 BUT I... I KEPT GETTING SICK SO I COULD KEEP YOU TIED TO ME. 512 00:36:23,346 --> 00:36:27,126 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SICK TO KEEP ME TIED. 513 00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:30,084 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN YOURS. AND ALWAYS WILL BE. 514 00:36:37,127 --> 00:36:42,942 HERE IS FRANK FIBBS, THE BULL RIDING CHAMPION ON TWISTER! 515 00:36:42,966 --> 00:36:45,211 APPROPRIATE TO HAVE FRANK COME OUT HERE AT 516 00:36:45,235 --> 00:36:47,613 THE BRIAN KEHOE INVITATIONAL ALL STAR RODEO. 517 00:36:47,637 --> 00:36:51,350 FRANK FIBBS RIDING TWISTER! HE'S A FEROCIOUS ANIMAL. 518 00:36:51,374 --> 00:36:54,053 DAD, LOOK AT THAT! 519 00:36:54,077 --> 00:36:56,517 LOOK AT THIS, THERE'S PATCHES THE CLOWN HOVERING RIGHT BEHIND. 520 00:36:58,982 --> 00:37:02,628 BOY THAT WAS SOMETHING, DAD. 521 00:37:02,652 --> 00:37:05,698 LET'S DUST HIM OFF A BIT, PATCHES. 522 00:37:05,722 --> 00:37:08,901 I DON'T THINK RODEO CLOWNS ARE SO FUNNY. 523 00:37:08,925 --> 00:37:11,436 CLOWNS AREN'T JUST FOR LAUGHS AT RODEOS, SON. 524 00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:13,205 THEY SAVE LIVES. 525 00:37:13,229 --> 00:37:18,711 THEY LOOK LIKE JERKS TO ME. 526 00:37:18,735 --> 00:37:20,112 READY, MR. KEHOE? 527 00:37:20,136 --> 00:37:21,380 ALL SET. 528 00:37:21,404 --> 00:37:23,549 TOMMY, WHY DON'T YOU AND TATTOO STAY HERE. 529 00:37:23,573 --> 00:37:25,935 IT'S VERY DANGEROUS IN THE CHUTE AREA. 530 00:37:25,959 --> 00:37:28,721 BESIDES, THIS IS THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE. 531 00:37:28,745 --> 00:37:30,856 MR. ROARKE IS RIGHT, TOMMY. I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING HURT. 532 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,524 OKAY, DAD. 533 00:37:32,548 --> 00:37:35,468 ONE OF THE MOST FEROCIOUS HORSES I'VE EVER SEEN! 534 00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:46,205 HOW ABOUT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 535 00:37:46,229 --> 00:37:47,773 FOR ONE OF THE GREATEST COWBOYS OF ALL TIME. 536 00:37:47,797 --> 00:37:51,476 THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU, MR. KEHOE. 537 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:54,046 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 538 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:57,149 TRUST ME. DON'T FORGET THE BANDANA. 539 00:37:57,173 --> 00:37:59,284 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE MAN WHO IS CONSIDERED TO BE ONE OF 540 00:37:59,308 --> 00:38:03,655 THE BEST ALL AROUND COWBOYS BORN... HE'S WON EVERY TITLE FROM PENDLETON 541 00:38:03,679 --> 00:38:07,259 TO CALGARY, AND MOST IN BETWEEN. 542 00:38:07,283 --> 00:38:10,730 HE'S BROUGHT TOGETHER THE FINEST COLLECTION OF COWBOYS EVER. 543 00:38:10,754 --> 00:38:14,666 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MASKED COWBOY, BRIAN KEHOE ABOARD ROLLER THUNDER. 544 00:38:19,963 --> 00:38:23,631 COME ON DOWN HERE. GET DOWN HERE, LET'S GO. 545 00:38:27,703 --> 00:38:32,251 COME ON, GET DOWN HERE. 546 00:38:32,275 --> 00:38:33,891 POINTS ARE AWARDED ON THE SKILL 547 00:38:33,915 --> 00:38:35,554 OF THE RIDER, AND THE DEGREE AND DIFFICULTY 548 00:38:35,578 --> 00:38:38,390 AND SPIRIT OF THE BUCKING HORSE. 549 00:38:38,414 --> 00:38:40,993 THEY'RE JUST ABOUT READY TO COME OUT. 550 00:38:41,017 --> 00:38:44,385 BRIAN KEHOE, ON ROLLER THUNDER! 551 00:38:48,491 --> 00:38:50,669 ISN'T HE TERRIFIC, TATTOO? 552 00:38:50,693 --> 00:38:51,725 FANTASTIC! 553 00:39:05,241 --> 00:39:10,156 HE'S GOT IT! HE'S GOT THE RIDE, A PERFECT RIDE! 554 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:13,225 ALRIGHT, LET'S MAKE THE SWITCH. 555 00:39:13,249 --> 00:39:14,359 GO ON, GET OUT THERE. 556 00:39:14,383 --> 00:39:15,928 BRIAN KEHOE. THEY WANNA SEE HIM. 557 00:39:15,952 --> 00:39:17,729 THEY WANT HIM TO COME OUT. 558 00:39:17,753 --> 00:39:20,299 COME ON OUT, BRIAN. COME ON OUT. 559 00:39:20,323 --> 00:39:23,769 TAKE A BOW. HERE HE IS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. BRIAN KEHOE! 560 00:39:30,133 --> 00:39:31,643 TOMMY! 561 00:39:31,667 --> 00:39:36,515 YOU WERE GREAT, DAD! 562 00:39:36,539 --> 00:39:39,885 I'VE DONE A LOT OF CRUMMY THINGS, BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, 563 00:39:39,909 --> 00:39:41,687 I'VE NEVER FELT SO ASHAMED IN MY LIFE. 564 00:39:41,711 --> 00:39:46,258 REALLY? BUT YOUR SON THINKS YOU'RE A GREAT RODEO STAR. 565 00:39:46,282 --> 00:39:48,760 YEAH. 566 00:39:48,784 --> 00:39:50,296 IT'S ONLY FITTING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT WE END THE BULL RIDING 567 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,564 WITH THE MOMENT WE ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. 568 00:39:52,588 --> 00:39:56,635 BRIAN KEHOE CHALLENGING LOCOMOTION. 569 00:39:56,659 --> 00:39:58,437 THERE ISN'T A BULL MEAN ENOUGH TO THROW BRIAN, 570 00:39:58,461 --> 00:40:01,595 AND NO MAN HAS EVER RIDDEN LOCOMOTION. 571 00:40:05,101 --> 00:40:08,447 SO HERE WE ARE, THE CLIMAX OF THE WHOLE AFTERNOON. 572 00:40:08,471 --> 00:40:11,472 BRIAN KEHOE ABOARD LOCOMOTION. 573 00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:18,913 STAY WITH HIM, DAD! 574 00:40:25,088 --> 00:40:28,567 BRIAN IS DOWN! 575 00:40:28,591 --> 00:40:31,458 THAT BULL IS FEROCIOUS. LET'S GET THE BULL OUT OF THE WAY. 576 00:40:33,629 --> 00:40:37,409 LOOK OUT! THE BULL HIT BRIAN! 577 00:40:37,433 --> 00:40:41,213 NOW THE BULL GOT PATCHES! PATCHES IS DOWN! 578 00:40:41,237 --> 00:40:42,381 BRIAN, GET OUT OF THERE! GET MOVIN! 579 00:40:42,405 --> 00:40:43,815 GET SOMEBODY OUT THERE, QUICK! 580 00:40:43,839 --> 00:40:45,373 GET THAT BULL OFF OF BRIAN! 581 00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:52,958 DAD! 582 00:40:52,982 --> 00:40:56,028 BRIAN IS DOWN, HE'S HURT! HE'S HURT! 583 00:40:56,052 --> 00:40:58,130 SOMEBODY'S GOT TO STOP THAT BULL! 584 00:40:58,154 --> 00:41:00,366 PATCHES IS HURT, BRIAN IS HURT. 585 00:41:00,390 --> 00:41:02,501 WATCH OUT, THE BULL IS GONNA CHARGE AGAIN! 586 00:41:02,525 --> 00:41:04,236 HEY BULL! 587 00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:05,537 HEY! 588 00:41:05,561 --> 00:41:09,841 THERE'S SOMEBODY COMIN... WHO IS THAT? 589 00:41:09,865 --> 00:41:13,012 THAT LOOKS LIKE BRIAN KEHOE, BUT IT CAN'T BE. 590 00:41:13,036 --> 00:41:15,414 HE'S AN IMPOSTER. 591 00:41:15,438 --> 00:41:16,815 QUICK, GET THE BULL. GET THE CLOWN OUT OF THE WAY. 592 00:41:16,839 --> 00:41:18,617 LOOK OUT! 593 00:41:18,641 --> 00:41:21,320 GET THAT FELLOW OUT OF THE ARENA! 594 00:41:21,344 --> 00:41:23,755 GET HIM OUT OF THERE! GET HIM AWAY FROM THERE! 595 00:41:23,779 --> 00:41:25,590 GET OUT OF THERE! WHOEVER YOU ARE, GET OUT OF THERE! 596 00:41:25,614 --> 00:41:29,161 GET OFF THE GROUND, HURRY! 597 00:41:29,185 --> 00:41:32,998 HE'S OVER, HE'S GOT IT! 598 00:41:33,022 --> 00:41:36,101 THE CLOWN IS OKAY. HE SAVED THE CLOWN, HE SAVED PATCHES. 599 00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:38,570 HE SAVED BRIAN KEHOE! 600 00:41:38,594 --> 00:41:40,505 I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT COWBOY WAS, DRESSED AS BRIAN KEHOE, 601 00:41:40,529 --> 00:41:42,308 BUT WE SURE OWE HIM A VOTE OF THANKS 602 00:41:42,332 --> 00:41:43,931 FOR SAVING 2 LIVES HERE TODAY. 603 00:41:46,235 --> 00:41:49,903 DAD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RIDING THE BULL. 604 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:56,221 YOU KNOW... I WEREN'T SON. 605 00:41:56,245 --> 00:41:59,091 AND I WEREN'T RIDING THE BRONC EITHER. 606 00:41:59,115 --> 00:42:03,829 IT WAS ALL STAGED FOR YOU. 607 00:42:03,853 --> 00:42:08,089 SEE I'M... I'M NOT REALLY A BIG STAR. I'M JUST A... 608 00:42:10,026 --> 00:42:14,161 BROKEN DOWN OLD RODEO CLOWN. THE KIND OF BUM YOUR MOTHER ALWAYS SAID I WAS. 609 00:42:15,664 --> 00:42:17,698 I'M SURE SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU, BOY. 610 00:42:24,073 --> 00:42:26,007 I AIN'T GONNA BE BOTHERING YOU ANYMORE. 611 00:42:39,222 --> 00:42:41,300 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR DADDY, SON, 612 00:42:41,324 --> 00:42:44,569 BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS THERE'S NOT A MAN AMONG US 613 00:42:44,593 --> 00:42:47,006 WHOSE LIFE HE HASN'T SAVED MORE THAN ONCE. 614 00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:51,943 THAT'S RIGHT, BOY. THERE NEVER WAS A TIME WHEN I NEEDED KEHOE, THAT HE WASN'T THERE. 615 00:42:51,967 --> 00:42:55,514 A MAN DOESN'T LIVE TO BE A CHAMPION WITHOUT THE HELP OF THE CLOWNS. 616 00:42:55,538 --> 00:42:57,071 BUT HE LIED TO ME! 617 00:43:01,577 --> 00:43:05,257 WELL, IT'S JUST THAT HE WAS WORRIED THAT YOU MIGHT NOT LOVE HIM 618 00:43:05,281 --> 00:43:07,201 IF YOU FOUND OUT WHAT HE REALLY IS. 619 00:43:53,729 --> 00:43:58,510 THAT PLANE... MR. ROARKE SAID YOU WERE ON IT. 620 00:43:58,534 --> 00:44:00,412 I DIDN'T WANT TO GO. 621 00:44:00,436 --> 00:44:03,282 I HAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 622 00:44:03,306 --> 00:44:07,752 MAYBE YOU'LL JUST MAKE ME GO AWAY. 623 00:44:07,776 --> 00:44:12,657 BUT... I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A RODEO STAR, 624 00:44:12,681 --> 00:44:18,219 OR A CLOWN OR ANYTHING ELSE. YOU'RE MY DAD. AND I LOVE YOU. 625 00:44:30,966 --> 00:44:35,280 I AH... 626 00:44:35,304 --> 00:44:37,849 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, BOY. 627 00:44:37,873 --> 00:44:42,376 SAY THAT I CAN STAY WITH YOU. THAT WE CAN BE A FAMILY. 628 00:44:43,546 --> 00:44:45,424 PLEASE... 629 00:44:45,448 --> 00:44:47,047 I LOVE YOU. 630 00:44:52,087 --> 00:44:55,100 BUT I AIN'T GOT ANYTHING. 631 00:44:55,124 --> 00:44:59,638 I AH... NO MONEY. 632 00:44:59,662 --> 00:45:00,939 I AIN'T EVEN GOT A... 633 00:45:00,963 --> 00:45:03,775 WHOEVER SAID THAT A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A FATHER AND SON 634 00:45:03,799 --> 00:45:06,933 DEPENDED ON MONEY OR MATERIAL WORTH? 635 00:45:09,438 --> 00:45:12,417 LOOK INTO THAT BOY'S EYES... 636 00:45:12,441 --> 00:45:15,108 AND YOU'LL REALIZE YOU HAVE EVERYTHING, MR. KEHOE. 637 00:45:17,647 --> 00:45:18,912 PLEASE. 638 00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:33,004 WELL I... 639 00:45:33,028 --> 00:45:37,609 I GUESS I CAN TRY. CAN'T I, SON. 640 00:45:37,633 --> 00:45:38,799 DAD. 641 00:45:57,052 --> 00:46:00,865 - THANK YOU. - MY PLEASURE, MRS. WINSLOW. 642 00:46:00,889 --> 00:46:05,337 WE WANT TO THANK YOU FOR FINALLY CURING ME, MR. ROARKE. 643 00:46:05,361 --> 00:46:08,373 AND TO THE FULFILLMENT OF MY FANTASY TOO. 644 00:46:08,397 --> 00:46:10,976 YOU HARVEY? YOU HAD A FANTASY TOO? 645 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,111 - YEP. - WHAT? 646 00:46:12,135 --> 00:46:15,380 ONE THAT CAME TRUE IN THE LAST 2 DAYS. 647 00:46:15,404 --> 00:46:18,317 WE WERE ABLE TO HAVE A SECOND HONEYMOON THAT WAS AS GOOD AS THE FIRST ONE. 648 00:46:18,341 --> 00:46:23,288 OH HARVEY, YOU HANDSOME RASCAL. 649 00:46:23,312 --> 00:46:25,190 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME, MRS. WINSLOW. 650 00:46:25,214 --> 00:46:26,647 MR. WINSLOW. 651 00:46:47,936 --> 00:46:50,282 SON... 652 00:46:50,306 --> 00:46:54,586 WELL MR. ROARKE, I SURE DO WANT TO THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. 653 00:46:54,610 --> 00:46:59,158 IT WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED, BUT IT SURE TURNED OUT 654 00:46:59,182 --> 00:47:01,393 A LOT BETTER THAN I EVER THOUGHT IT WOULD. 655 00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:04,729 IT SURE DID. I GOT ME A FULL TIME DAD NOW. 656 00:47:04,753 --> 00:47:07,832 A REAL CHAMPION TOO. 657 00:47:07,856 --> 00:47:10,101 TAKE GOOD CARE OF EACH OTHER. 658 00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:12,737 YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR ON THAT ONE. 659 00:47:12,761 --> 00:47:13,805 RIGHT, PARTNER? 660 00:47:13,829 --> 00:47:16,608 RIGHT, DAD. 661 00:47:16,632 --> 00:47:19,233 COME ON, LET'S HEAD FOR THE BARN, SHALL WE? 662 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:41,866 TELL ME, TATTOO. HOW GOES YOUR DANCE LESSONS? 663 00:47:41,890 --> 00:47:45,103 I JUST FINISHED LESSON NUMBER 5, AND I QUIT. 664 00:47:45,127 --> 00:47:48,006 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE NEXT FRED ASTAIRE? 665 00:47:48,030 --> 00:47:50,475 YEAH, BUT HE ALWAYS GOT THE GIRL AT THE END OF THE MOVIE. 666 00:47:50,499 --> 00:47:51,610 SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 667 00:47:51,634 --> 00:47:55,001 I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 668 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:01,653 1, 2, 3, KICK. 669 00:48:01,677 --> 00:48:03,355 1, 2, 3, KICK. 670 00:48:03,379 --> 00:48:05,646 1, 2, 3, KICK. 53198

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