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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:23,732 [upbeat music playing] 4 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:31,656 [vocalist] * I didn't think That it would change * 5 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,366 * Hmm * 6 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,535 * Change so much to be here * 7 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:39,539 * But I feel so stuck, Like giving up * 8 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,499 * Oh * 9 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:44,627 * I can't wait To get out of here * 10 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:46,755 * Thought I fit in But I don't * 11 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:48,798 * And I can't wait To come home * 12 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,676 * When I'm there, yeah, I feel whole * 13 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,511 * Feel whole * 14 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,638 * A part of me's Been missing * 15 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,515 * Ever since I left them * 16 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:01,853 * Wanna be with my friends And never let them go * 17 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,147 * A part of me was lost when * 18 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,441 * My world turned Upside-down, Ken * 19 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:10,278 * Can we go back To what it was before? * 20 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,866 * Back to what it was before * 21 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:18,787 * Can we go back To what it was before? * 22 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:23,375 * Back to what it was before * 23 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,419 * Before, before * 24 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:29,631 * I know there's sun But it ain't fun * 25 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,633 * Mmm * 26 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:35,512 * When it feels Like a nothing * 27 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:38,515 * I was split apart, You broke my heart * 28 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:40,725 * Mmm * 29 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,186 * Wait to get out of here 30 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,271 * Thought I fit in, But I don't * 31 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,357 * And I can't wait To come home * 32 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:50,443 * When I'm there, yeah, I feel whole * 33 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,195 * Feel whole * 34 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:53,947 * A part of me's Been missing * 35 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:56,199 * Ever since I left them * 36 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,953 * Wanna be with my friends And never let them go * 37 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:02,414 * A part of me was lost when * 38 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,916 * My world turned Upside-down, Ken * 39 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,670 * Can we go back To what it was before? * 40 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:13,383 * Back to what it was before * 41 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:17,262 * Can we go back To what it was before? * 42 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,473 * Back to what it was before * 43 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:21,808 Yeah. Got it. 44 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:25,437 [vocalist] * Before, before * 45 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,824 Hey, everybody. 46 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,410 Finally getting out of this sinkhole. 47 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:44,831 And then two hours and twelve minutes, 48 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,542 -I'll be home. -[beeping] 49 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:51,963 What's up? Aren't you supposed to be in your big TED Talk? 50 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,923 It's TEDx, but that's irrelevant. 51 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,801 Where have you been? I have been trying to reach you. 52 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,887 Sorry. I'm at the airport. 53 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,806 Remember? I was going through security. 54 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,933 Oh, did your laptop make it through security? 55 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,311 -Um, yes. -No, it didn't. 56 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,355 My laptop made it through security. 57 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:10,231 Seriously? 58 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,442 Seriously. And today of all days, Annie. 59 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,486 You know how important this day is for me. 60 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,822 Well, you're the one who wanted mother/daughter matching cases. 61 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,282 What'd you expect? 62 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,700 I expect you to check, you know? 63 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:21,868 I've asked a thousand times. 64 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,578 Well, I'm sorry I'm not perfect. 65 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:24,996 Not asking for perfection. 66 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,581 I'm asking you to be responsible. 67 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,291 I'm very responsible. 68 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,377 [chuckles] Says the woman talking from her, 69 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,671 what, fifth cellphone in two years? 70 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,297 No. The is the fourth. 71 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,591 The first one was dropped into the toilet. 72 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,051 That happens to everyone. 73 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,719 The second one fell off on a roller coaster. 74 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,971 That is the amusement park's fault. 75 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,640 And the third one was accidentally 76 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,517 thrown into the trash at Starbucks, 77 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,310 -which makes this the fourth. -No, it's actually five. 78 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:48,978 You're forgetting about the one that you lost 79 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,689 when you went with your father to the football game. 80 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,316 I did not lose that one. That was stolen. 81 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,610 As intriguing as this conversation is, 82 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,404 this is not the time. 83 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,280 This is my first speaking engagement with my new job, 84 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,283 and it is essential that I make a good impression. 85 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,787 Now could we set aside the attitude? 86 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,414 I need something off of my laptop. 87 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:08,998 Do you think you can do that for me? 88 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,917 All right. What do you need? 89 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,044 -Thank you. My password is... -I know your password. 90 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,754 North Korean hackers know your password. 91 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,381 The whole wide world knows your password. 92 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,925 You really need to change this password. 93 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,052 Oh, crap. Uh, all right. 94 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,054 Let me just you call you back from the computer. 95 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,806 [beeping] 96 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,647 [upbeat music playing] 97 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,315 [dinging] 98 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:43,908 [chuckles] 99 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:51,374 Hey, you need to tell Damian Usata 100 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:54,544 he's actually a monokerophobiac. 101 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:57,088 Do not read my client messages. 102 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,965 -That is completely like... -It's like fine. 103 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,675 -No. Do not do that. -It's fine. 104 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,010 I have to get on my seat. 105 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,554 Like, the first speaker is in 20 minutes. 106 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:05,722 -[dings] -Oops! 107 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,558 Actually, it's in 10 minutes. 108 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,977 Okay. Mission. Focus. 109 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,687 Upper right-hand corner. 110 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,689 -Folder. -[sighs] Okay. 111 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,733 Internalizing Stigmas in Society. 112 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,693 Let me know when you see it. 113 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:25,033 Uh, I'm not seeing anything here by that name. 114 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,702 You're kidding me. Um... 115 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:28,995 -Mnh-mnh. -[gasps] Oh, I-- 116 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,747 maybe I abbreviated it. 117 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,832 Look for ISIS. 118 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,417 [Annie] Yeah. I see it. 119 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,711 We should maybe think about workshopping this, 120 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,838 a new name. I don't-- 121 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,509 initial thoughts, Psychology Stuff, Work. 122 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:43,677 Take them or leave them. 123 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:44,969 -Just ideas. -Okay. Click on-- 124 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,638 click on that-- click on that folder, 125 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,014 and inside there's a whole bunch of files. 126 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,016 There's one, uh, Third Parties. 127 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,018 And then there's one called Healing the Unseen Bruise. 128 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,437 Let me know when you got it, okay? 129 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,524 It should be right there, really easy to find. 130 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,693 Are you with me? Are you breathing? 131 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,528 Are you-- are you alive? 132 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:02,946 Semaphore? 133 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,867 Annie? 134 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,619 What are you doing? Did you... 135 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:13,456 Why can't I go back and live in our house with Dad? 136 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:16,084 I wanna finish high school in New Jersey with my friends. 137 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:22,173 We've talked about-- I mean... 138 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:26,886 your dad travels all the time for work, 139 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,638 and we all discussed it, 140 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,558 and you'd be better off living with me in Florida. 141 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,896 We didn't all agree to that. 142 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,607 I draw the line. 143 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,067 This is not the time. 144 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,652 I have got to get to my seat. 145 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,487 And do not think for one minute I am gonna forget 146 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:47,240 about this little computer fiasco. 147 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,909 Oh, my God. You're acting like I stole it. 148 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,536 Do you think I did this on purpose, 149 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,496 for this fun conversation we get to have? 150 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,998 I think you didn't check on purpose 151 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,625 because you don't value the things I care about. 152 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,085 Okay. Wow. 153 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,921 And they gave you the job as head psychologist? 154 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,591 You should host a panel on paranoia. 155 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:07,594 Annie, send me the document. 156 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:09,596 -I have to turn off my alerts. -Okay. 157 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:10,889 Log out of everything on my computer... 158 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,098 All right. 159 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,641 ...and hang up. 160 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,275 Okay. 161 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,986 And send. There. 162 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,113 -Oh. Oh, we boarding. -[Michelle] Okay. 163 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,865 I gotta-- yeah, the plane. 164 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:32,118 -I gotta go, so... -Okay. Okay. 165 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,037 -All right. -I love you. 166 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,165 [sighs] Oh, my God. 167 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,715 Sailing with singles. 168 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,008 Really? 169 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,678 That where we're at? 170 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,183 Seriously? Is she kidding? 171 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,229 What the-- 172 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:02,691 bitch! 173 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,277 [man on PA] Attention passengers 174 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,114 traveling to Newark, New Jersey, on Flight 1211. 175 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,865 Due to an arriving aircraft delay, 176 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:15,036 Flight 1211 will now be departing at 2:30 p.m. 177 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,080 We apologize for any inconvenience. 178 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,250 [sighs] 179 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,345 Wow. 180 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,222 You're Photoshopping now? 181 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,018 [upbeat music playing] 182 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,579 [beeping] 183 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,375 -Waassuup? -Waassuup? 184 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,836 You know how I feel about this. 185 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,714 Okay. This is another example of Generation Z ignorance. 186 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,215 It's like pop culture is some type 187 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,258 of four-letter word to you people. 188 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,885 Oh, please. You watch, like, 189 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,219 three episodes of Friends, 190 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,221 and suddenly you're some cultural historian. 191 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,598 -Yeah. -Hey, Annie, 192 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,725 are you still at the airport? 193 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,268 I thought you'd be in the air by now. 194 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,354 My flight's delayed, 195 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,606 like everything else in Florida. 196 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:25,523 -No. -No. 197 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,903 -[megaphone honks] -[Christian] My ears! 198 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:31,696 -Lindsey. -Sorry. 199 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,406 I'm babysitting my brother. 200 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,033 This is the only thing keeping him 201 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,951 from literally climbing the walls. 202 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,161 Hi, Christian. 203 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,997 -Waassuup? -Waassuup? 204 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,667 Why don't you go make another TikTok or something? 205 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,126 No. I'm gonna go watch a movie. 206 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,836 That'll keep him busy. 207 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,254 Oh, he means The Purge. 208 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,423 He's a monster. 209 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,384 [Christian] Survive the night! 210 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,135 Okay. Is this too much? 211 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,263 Still bingeing those James Murphy videos? 212 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,432 Yeah. Sister keeps me updated on all the trends. 213 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:03,395 Um, I think you may need an intervention. 214 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,355 Says the woman who watches old Twilight movies 215 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:08,108 -like it's her job. -[gasps] 216 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,735 Kristen Stewart is a national treasure. 217 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,154 -Actually agree with that. -Uh... 218 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,989 Can I ask, what are you guys doing home? 219 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,449 It's the middle of the day. 220 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,702 Online Learning Day, so I'm gonna do my makeup 221 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,870 and learn the origins of the Pythagorean theorem. 222 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,164 And I'm babysitting Christian, who claims to be sick... 223 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,749 [Christian shouting] Touchdown! 224 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,668 ...while doing a cultural relevance analysis 225 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,420 -on Lord of the Flies. -Make me some mac and cheese. 226 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,963 -I'm hungry! -Which seems to be 227 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,257 very relevant in this moment. 228 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,843 Okay. Guys, guess where I'm coming to you from? 229 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,389 You dog! You snuck into the first-class lounge. 230 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,392 I'm on my mom's laptop. 231 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,270 You actually have your mom's laptop at the airport? 232 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,730 Yeah. That's what I said. 233 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:49,274 -Does she know? -Yes, she does. 234 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,984 She's not happy. 235 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,737 Said she's never made a mistake in her entire life. 236 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,363 Very annoying. 237 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,824 -Anyway, what do you guys... -[dings] 238 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,954 Stop nagging him. 239 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,415 -Who? -[Annie] My dad. 240 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,042 Actually, speaking of which... 241 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,419 Uh, of whom. 242 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,880 -Of whom. I'm so sorry. -It's okay. 243 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,758 I gotta go call him and let him know that I'm delayed. 244 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,301 So, I'll be right back, don't go far. 245 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,844 Couldn't if I tried. 246 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:18,803 Son of a... 247 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,354 There she is. 248 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,897 I was starting to get worried. 249 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,024 -Hi, Dad. -Are you still in Florida? 250 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,233 I was about to call you. 251 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,818 Yeah. Didn't you get an alert? 252 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:34,819 My flight got delayed. 253 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,196 Uh, I just finished 254 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,781 writing my piece on last night's game. 255 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,199 You know how it is when I'm in the zone. 256 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,493 -Let me check my texts. -Okay. 257 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,789 Oh. Your mom texted. 258 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,458 Looks like we have to work on some science project? 259 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,418 I hope we won't have to miss the big game. 260 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,170 It is the first of the season. 261 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,756 No, no, no. That's-- Mom made a mistake. 262 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,217 That project's not due for another week. 263 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,969 Yeah? Hang on a second. 264 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:03,348 [upbeat music playing] 265 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,529 Never mind. We're good. 266 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,531 All right, Annie-kin Skywalker, 267 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,533 stay good and ping me before you take off. 268 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,410 Okay. I will. Love you. 269 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,786 Love you too, honey. 270 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,301 [Annie] Found you. 271 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,931 [upbeat music playing] 272 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,440 [Annie] Okay. 273 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,484 Geraldine. 274 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,491 Recent transfer. 275 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:12,292 Annie was an "A" student. 276 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,342 I am a genius. 277 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,519 [beeping] 278 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,566 Hello, Jason. 279 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,902 Blink twice if you need us to send help. 280 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,070 Ha, ha. 281 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,323 A vitamin C-enriched mask firms 282 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,491 while it moisturizes. 283 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,201 -Oh. -Okay. 284 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,329 So Christian wants to do the hot pepper challenge. 285 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,497 -Should I let him? -No. 286 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,915 [Christian] Hot! Hot! Water! 287 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,584 This is the hottest thing ever! 288 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,585 Water! 289 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,046 Okay. Wait. Guys, get this. 290 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:02,300 I just pretended I was my mom texting with my dad. 291 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,095 And then I emailed my science teacher as my mom 292 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:08,556 and got out of doing this huge project this weekend. 293 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,266 I'm beginning to think that maybe 294 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,018 having the world of Michelle 295 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,396 back to her maiden name Fitzsimons at my fingertips 296 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,439 just might be the key to my happiness. 297 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,025 -Look who's on a power trip. -So what's next? 298 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,527 You're gonna take your mom's computer 299 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,946 on a little online shopping spree, 300 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,364 new wardrobe? 301 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,199 You guys hungry? 302 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,534 I could eat. 303 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,578 Well, then you get a pizza. 304 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:35,000 And you get a pizza. Everybody gets a pizza. 305 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,335 Thank you. That's so nice of you. 306 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,296 -But remember, I'm gluten-free. -I know you. 307 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:45,218 And, uh, don't thank me, thank Michelle... Fitzsimons. 308 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,721 Oh, my God. I can't believe we haven't told you yet. 309 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,389 -What? -Oh, that's right. 310 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,683 -Annie, you're gonna die. -What? What? 311 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:55,145 So Trin and I were at Homecoming Committee meeting on Wednesday, 312 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,355 and guess who asked about you? 313 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,274 I don't know. 314 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,483 Mrs. Stroever? 315 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,611 -The cafeteria lady? -No, no, no, no. 316 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,281 Sean. 317 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,407 Sean? 318 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,036 Sean "God amongst men" Greene? 319 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,328 -Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm. 320 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,621 What did he say? 321 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,582 How did he say it? What did he say? 322 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,335 Okay. Okay. So he was like, 323 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:21,629 "So is Annie coming back for homecoming?" 324 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,426 [Annie sighs] Not now, dude. 325 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:29,429 Okay. This is big, you guys, right? 326 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:32,098 I mean, is this-- is this something? 327 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,309 This is something? 328 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:37,395 I mean, he hasn't even spoken to me since seventh grade. 329 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,109 [Trinity] He is cute. 330 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,070 He has jawline. 331 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,237 So what did you say? 332 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,073 Oh, we said no. 333 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,282 You're probably gonna go to homecoming 334 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,159 in Florida where you live. 335 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,494 What? Why would you do that? 336 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,205 Well, what should we have said? 337 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,706 Uh, I don't know. 338 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,250 I didn't even think he was gonna notice that I was gone. 339 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,753 Well, I'm sure he noticed you not drooling 340 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,756 from the sidelines of like every game last year. 341 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:09,636 Wow. Okay. I was supporting our team. 342 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,221 -Mm-hmm. -It's called school spirit. 343 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,473 Actually, I think it's called stalking. 344 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:16,685 I mean, do you think he asked 345 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:21,523 because he maybe wants to take me to homecoming? 346 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,817 Um, he totally could. 347 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,653 -Yeah. -Maybe want to. 348 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,029 I mean, anything is possible. 349 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,698 -Perhaps. -Sort of-ish. 350 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:34,119 But--but let's remind ourselves here. 351 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,454 You live in Florida. 352 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,123 -Yeah. -[Annie] All right. 353 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,500 I mean, it's more like I'm being held hostage 354 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,503 in a swamp while Michelle Fitzsimons 355 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,505 works through her mid-life crisis. 356 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,673 [dings] 357 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,176 Wait. What? 358 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,346 Oh, no, 359 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,515 no, no, no, no, no. 360 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,184 Come on. Act your age. 361 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,519 What? 362 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,813 Hey, share with the class, please. 363 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:02,772 Okay. 364 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:08,069 She ordered lingerie. 365 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,571 For what? 366 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,197 I think you mean for who? 367 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,699 Look, just 'cause she's divorced 368 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,159 doesn't mean she doesn't have needs. 369 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,577 Yecchh. 370 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,203 No. No. 371 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,789 Oh, my God. Who does she think she is? 372 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,750 Oh, so that's what's going on 373 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,669 underneath the sensible blazer. 374 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,130 Oh. This is-- 375 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:30,091 this is-- does she not know? 376 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,261 She is like 40-something years old. 377 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:36,806 -Forty is the new twenty. -Panties! Panties! 378 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:39,100 Who says panties anymore? 379 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,393 Um, I do. 380 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,396 -Thank you very much. -Okay. Sorry, Trinity. 381 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,779 Well, I mean, if I'm maybe 382 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,739 gonna be coming back for Homecoming, 383 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,408 then I'm probably gonna need a dress, right? 384 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,410 -Mm-hmm. -Shopping spree. 385 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,162 Shopping spree. 386 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,624 Oh, this is so cute. 387 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,626 Oh, I love that dress. 388 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,795 That's the one Allison Niedermeier got. 389 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,797 Okay. Then moving right along. 390 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,633 [Trinity] Oh, Linds, did you get the evite 391 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,259 to Allison's Homecoming after party? 392 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,636 Yes. 393 00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:16,388 I heard, like, everyone is gonna be there. 394 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,931 -It's gonna be awesome. -[Annie] Wait. What? 395 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,225 -She's doing the after party? -Well, yeah. 396 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,769 I mean, you can't host it this year, so she stepped up. 397 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,771 [Annie groans] God, what is with this girl? 398 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,606 The dress, my friends, and my after party? 399 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,816 Oh, you know what? I gotta go. 400 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,359 -I gotta get to English. -[Annie] No. 401 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:30,819 And I'm gonna perfect the cat eye. 402 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,404 I'll talk to you babes later. 403 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:36,282 And I am on to Conversational French. 404 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,492 Au revoir. 405 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,327 Bye. 406 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,801 [scoffs] 407 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,845 I can't stand this girl. 408 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,475 Of course, you're that person. 409 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,443 Well, it won't hurt to just look. 410 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,698 Yes. 411 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:21,369 Oh, my God. So cute. So cute. So cute. 412 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,497 [gasps] So pretty. 413 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,416 Well, I need options. 414 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:27,876 [vocalist] * 'Cause I like Being lonely I'm a boss * 415 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,878 * Tell 'em not today * 416 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,713 * Swervin' on these chickens Cluckin' out my lane * 417 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,840 * I'm a boss, out my way * 418 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,718 * Or just do every little thing That I say * 419 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:40,221 [Annie] Yes, I am interested in shoes. 420 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,265 [vocalist] * L.A. Times I stay on page six * 421 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,934 * I'm even Your favorite's favorite * 422 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,645 [Annie] Autofill, you beautiful thing. 423 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,731 [vocalist] * You better better Tell them who's the boss, see * 424 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,816 * You better better show 'em Who's the boss... * 425 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,234 [notification dings] 426 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,324 What the... 427 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,504 [ringing] 428 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,672 Sweetheart? 429 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,382 You're selling the house? 430 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,591 What? 431 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,718 Annie, honey, this is not a good time. 432 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,553 Yeah. I know. It's never a good time with you. 433 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,431 What--why do you have to take away 434 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,849 everything that I love? 435 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,309 Annie, honey, I--I just really can't. 436 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,477 -My entire... -I can't okay? 437 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,479 ...life was in New Jersey. 438 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:32,524 My best friends, junior year, 439 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,733 Homecoming, Grandma. 440 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:34,984 And for what? 441 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,403 You could have sailed with singles 442 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,904 -in Jersey, you know? -Oh, God. 443 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,991 Oh. Annie? 444 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,952 See? Happens to everyone. 445 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,036 Oh. 446 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,454 [beeping] 447 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,630 Waassuup? 448 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,716 Okay. Enough of this wassup crap. 449 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,800 I'm not in the mood. 450 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,678 This kid is driving me-- 451 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,514 whoa, Annie. What happened? 452 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,440 How are they doing this to me? 453 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,651 My dad is supposed to live there. 454 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:20,488 We were just talking about Christmas. 455 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,073 Annie, I mean, you had to have known 456 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,034 they were planning to sell the house. 457 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,578 Yeah. I knew eventually they were gonna sell it. 458 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,664 I thought it was gonna be like 459 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,000 the time that my mom put her car up for sale. Do you remember? 460 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,544 She had it up for like two weeks then she took down the ad. 461 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,962 Well, yeah, 462 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,923 that's because it had major problems. 463 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,383 Every time she went into reverse, 464 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,052 -the airbag would release. -Yeah. 465 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,637 I mean, thank God you guys had a circular driveway. 466 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:45,680 All right. 467 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,098 I get it. 468 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,436 I just thought they'd wait... 469 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,357 in case we came back. 470 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:01,363 I mean, these are my memories we're talking about. 471 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,450 That's the kitchen 472 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,160 where my dad and I made funnel cakes 473 00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:09,537 when we missed the Firemen's Fair that one summer. 474 00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:18,838 It's the living room where we'd watch American Idol, 475 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,842 just make fun of everyone. 476 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:26,846 I threw up in here fifteen times one night. 477 00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,640 I remember. 478 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:29,683 I was sleeping over. 479 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:31,059 Yeah, that's right. 480 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,482 No. 481 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,110 No, no. You know what? No. 482 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:42,654 This isn't happening. 483 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:43,905 What do you mean? 484 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:47,992 [Annie] Yes. 485 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,787 Annie, what are you doing? 486 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,706 I just need to buy some time. 487 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:53,832 [notification dings] 488 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,876 Who's that? 489 00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:59,087 [Annie sighs] Crap. 490 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,590 Not now, Cheezbud. 491 00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:03,883 What's a Cheezbud? 492 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,093 [sniffles] 493 00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:08,471 He's nobody. 494 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:09,889 He? 495 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,642 So I'm assuming this Cheezdude... 496 00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:14,519 Bud. Cheezbud. 497 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,646 Right. Bud. 498 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:20,442 Is a native Floridian from your new school. 499 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:22,736 See what I'm dealing with here? 500 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:23,945 I don't even know his real name. 501 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,739 He goes by his Instagram handle. 502 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,115 Ew. 503 00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:28,950 We're partnered for this English project and... 504 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:29,993 Oh, before you go on, we're gonna need 505 00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,619 a visual of Cheezbud. 506 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,038 -Yes. -Mm-hmm. 507 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,664 Hold, please. 508 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:41,171 -There. -[Trinity] Hmm. 509 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:42,630 Feast your eyes. 510 00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:44,132 Okay. I take back my ew. 511 00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:46,676 This Swiss is bliss, honey. 512 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:49,929 [Lindsey] I'm starting to think dairy was underrated. 513 00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:51,639 -He's cute. -[Annie] Oh, my God. 514 00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:54,934 Please. Ugh. 515 00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,644 This is stupid. 516 00:23:56,686 --> 00:24:00,774 No. He's just committed to his brand. 517 00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:02,108 [notification dings] 518 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,777 -Show us more. -[Annie] All right. 519 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,196 There. 520 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:10,158 See? He's cheesy. 521 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,119 Now, in queso you were wondering, 522 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,746 he's actually kind of cute. 523 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,748 I'm totally melting. 524 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:17,957 Oh, my God. Okay. 525 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,292 Enough with the puns. 526 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,002 I can't help it. They're too easy. 527 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:24,130 Clearly. Oh, no. 528 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,549 Anyway, it's not gonna happen. 529 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:28,134 So far the guys in Florida aren't 530 00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:30,720 too interested in the tan-less 531 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:32,597 new girl from the north. 532 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:35,141 Well, you could at least write him back. 533 00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:37,143 Why? He's definitely one of those guys 534 00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,978 that just like skates by on his looks. 535 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,730 Trust me. He's probably gonna make me do the entire thing 536 00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:43,316 -and take credit. -You don't know that. 537 00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:45,860 It's fine. Just let him sweat. 538 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,028 [notification dings] 539 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:49,948 What's that? 540 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,702 Just hang on a second. I need to think. 541 00:24:57,872 --> 00:24:58,957 [sighs] 542 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,750 Oh, yeah. 543 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,044 The train has left the station. 544 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:05,547 [Lindsey] This is not good. 545 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,220 [Lindsey] Annie? 546 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:16,266 [sighs] 547 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,934 [Lindsey] It looks like 548 00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:20,186 the train just derailed. 549 00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:21,730 [Trinity] Tauntings? Really? 550 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:32,323 [Lindsey] Annie, you can't do that. 551 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:33,908 [Trinity] You're just gonna rip off the plot 552 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:36,036 of every sitcom ever? 553 00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,079 I don't know. I had to do something. 554 00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:40,999 Smooth. 555 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:42,959 Oh, hell no! 556 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:44,210 Is that a Match.com alert? 557 00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:46,713 That's exactly what that is. 558 00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:48,048 Oh. 559 00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:50,759 Ms. Fitzsimons has hit rock bottom. 560 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,761 Great. That's great. 561 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,846 Sell the house, traded my dad. 562 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,139 She's moved on. 563 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,725 She's probably gonna ditch me too. 564 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:01,936 Annie, I mean, it's not that big of a deal. 565 00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,229 Guys, you know what? 566 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:05,023 Uh, I'm gonna have to hit you back. 567 00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:08,860 All right. And, speaking of cheese, I'm... 568 00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,278 gonna go take care of this. 569 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,655 Yes, I think you should. 570 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:29,130 Clearly, we can't list cropping as a special skill. 571 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,302 Smoking? 572 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,181 Who are you? 573 00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:50,819 Okay. 574 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,953 Oh, my God! 575 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:13,133 Annie, there's a child present! No, no, no. 576 00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:14,884 -[Christian] What is it? -[Lindsey] Nothing. 577 00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:15,844 Let me see. 578 00:27:18,179 --> 00:27:19,889 [Lindsey] Just--just--just go. 579 00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:22,058 [Christian] Why can't I see all the good stuff? 580 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,893 I'm telling Mom. 581 00:27:23,935 --> 00:27:24,936 Jesus! 582 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:27,022 This was sent to my mother! 583 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:29,691 Ew. 584 00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:32,152 She'll "F"? 585 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,236 Dude. 586 00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:35,113 "Shell," like Michelle. 587 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:39,492 No, but it reads Dr. She'll F, as in your mom is DTF. 588 00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:42,829 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 589 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:45,874 Yeah, Ms. Fitzsimons must be cleaning up on here. 590 00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:49,919 [Lindsey] Yeah. I mean, she does have a lot of Match Mail. 591 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:54,507 Hello, George. 592 00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:56,718 Maybe Florida isn't so bad after all. 593 00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:00,805 Look, sorry, Annie, 594 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,183 but it looks like you guys are staying in Florida. 595 00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:04,976 No, I'm not! 596 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:07,354 Okay. Well, let's see. 597 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,856 Your mom has a new badass job there. 598 00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:11,983 Your house in New Jersey is about to be sold. 599 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:14,486 And your mom just wants to take long romantic walks on the beach 600 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:16,404 under the Florida sun. 601 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:18,239 Sorry, she's staying. 602 00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:22,035 No! This--no. This is-- 603 00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:24,371 I need my life back. 604 00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:27,248 If--if she just wants to-- to up and move us, 605 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:31,211 then--then I--I will just move us back. 606 00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:32,879 What? 607 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:40,053 [Annie] That's it. 608 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:42,847 That's how I'm gonna get home. Okay. 609 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,891 If--if--if she wants to fall in love, 610 00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:48,061 then we will just find love for her. 611 00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:49,229 In Florida? 612 00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:50,480 In Jersey. 613 00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:52,273 Well, widen that location range, bish. 614 00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:53,817 I mean, we have beaches here. 615 00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:55,443 No, no, no. You don't understand. 616 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,320 I already know who she's gonna fall for. 617 00:28:57,362 --> 00:28:59,823 You do? Who? 618 00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:03,368 My dad. 619 00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:09,124 We're gonna make my mom and dad fall in love again. 620 00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:10,583 You know, there's clearly a reason 621 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:12,419 they're not together anymore. 622 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:14,421 Yeah, it's because of my mom. 623 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:16,131 We moved for her career, 624 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,049 and obviously she's making him sell the house. 625 00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:19,426 And if she wasn't so selfish, 626 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:21,052 they would probably still be together. 627 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:23,013 All right. Let's recap. 628 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:26,433 Your mom and your dad got divorced. 629 00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:28,601 Then they moved away from each other, okay? 630 00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:31,479 There's no way in hell they're getting back together. 631 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,817 [dramatic music playing] 632 00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:40,864 [Lindsey] Annie, I have a bad feeling about this. 633 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:49,914 I am gonna be Michelle Fitzsimons for one day 634 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:52,292 and make my dad fall in love with her again. 635 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,419 Well, you may wanna start by making sure 636 00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:55,920 no one else beats him to it. 637 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:59,466 Okay. Well, that's easy to fix. 638 00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:00,967 [airline attendant] Attention, passengers 639 00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,594 of Newark Flight 1211. 640 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:06,973 Your flight will now be departing out of Gate 81. 641 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,308 Are you kidding me? 642 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:09,601 [sighs] This place is the worst. 643 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:11,603 Okay. Um, I'll be back. 644 00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:13,355 -[Lindsey] Bye. -[Trinity] We'll be here. 645 00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:22,489 Are you still at the airport? 646 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:24,991 [grunts] Yes. Gate change. 647 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:28,078 At this rate, I will never be back in New Jersey. 648 00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:30,372 So your mom seems like she's in a good mood. 649 00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:31,915 You spoke to her? 650 00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:34,334 Just texts, as usual. 651 00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:35,919 Yeah, she's probably texting 652 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,338 'cause she's at that conference thing. 653 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,923 But she mentioned that 654 00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:41,549 she'd love to hear your voice some time. 655 00:30:41,591 --> 00:30:42,592 She did? 656 00:30:42,634 --> 00:30:44,886 -Yeah. -Your mother? 657 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:45,720 Is that weird? 658 00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:48,598 Uh, it's not her normal MO. 659 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,600 Hey, what about pizza tonight? 660 00:30:50,642 --> 00:30:52,936 You need to be reminded of the good stuff. 661 00:30:52,977 --> 00:30:54,979 Do they even have Italian out there? 662 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:56,481 Uh, some, 663 00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:59,651 but it's mostly just a lot of fried fish. 664 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:00,944 Oh, you're breaking my heart. 665 00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:02,195 [man] Meeting's about to start. 666 00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:03,279 I'll be right there in a minute. 667 00:31:03,321 --> 00:31:04,656 Go ahead and start without me. 668 00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:06,574 Hey, text me when you're boarding, okay? 669 00:31:06,616 --> 00:31:08,993 Yeah, I'm heading to my gate now, so... 670 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:10,120 Love you, kiddo. 671 00:31:10,161 --> 00:31:11,371 Love you too. 672 00:31:18,503 --> 00:31:20,005 [notification dings] 673 00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:25,510 [sighs] Great. 674 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:31,933 Inappropriate. 675 00:31:35,228 --> 00:31:36,688 Disruptive in-- 676 00:31:43,111 --> 00:31:44,529 [scoffs] No. 677 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,239 No, no. Okay. Nope. 678 00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:49,951 Don't have time for this. Got things to do today. 679 00:31:49,993 --> 00:31:52,120 Mrs. Beaver. 680 00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:04,257 As a psychologist. 681 00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:05,633 [sighs] 682 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:10,096 To your boss, Principal... 683 00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:19,022 Waassuup? 684 00:32:19,064 --> 00:32:20,482 Oh. Just FYI, 685 00:32:20,523 --> 00:32:23,193 Goth is maybe not your best look, honey. 686 00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:24,611 Hmm, don't I know it. 687 00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,488 By the way, thanks for going the extra mile 688 00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:27,739 with the pepperoni. 689 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:29,324 -Really nice. -[Annie] Sure. 690 00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:32,619 -Anything for you. -Christian! 691 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:35,038 The Ice Bucket Challenge was, like, four years ago. 692 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,040 And you're supposed to do it on your own head. 693 00:32:37,082 --> 00:32:38,291 -[Christian] It's for awareness. -Old-school challenge. 694 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,709 I like it. 695 00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:42,295 Okay. Guys. Guys. We got him. 696 00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:43,672 Got who? 697 00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:44,589 My dad. 698 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,341 Uh, well, what did he say? 699 00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:49,636 Well, what he didn't say is that my mother is the Antichrist, 700 00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:51,638 so this is a giant step forward. 701 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,723 Annie, I think you should start thinking about all the reasons 702 00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:55,350 they split in the first place. 703 00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:57,143 Yeah. I mean, your parents fought 704 00:32:57,185 --> 00:32:58,812 like amateur MMA fighters. 705 00:32:58,853 --> 00:33:00,647 Or we can remind them of things 706 00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:03,233 that brought them together in the first place. 707 00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:06,820 They fell in love once, but I just need to find an in. 708 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:08,530 Okay. 709 00:33:08,571 --> 00:33:11,241 Well, I know that men like it when you're straightforward, 710 00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:13,535 so why don't you just straight up ask him, 711 00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:15,161 "Why did we end things?" 712 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:18,498 All right. 713 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:19,666 Why... 714 00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:25,672 [Lindsey] What did you say? 715 00:33:25,714 --> 00:33:27,674 Yeah. Share the screen. 716 00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:34,180 [Lindsey] Oh, no. 717 00:33:34,222 --> 00:33:37,225 Annie, that--that doesn't even sound like your mother. 718 00:33:37,267 --> 00:33:39,227 And you spelled break wrong. 719 00:33:39,269 --> 00:33:40,395 Oh, crap! 720 00:33:40,437 --> 00:33:42,105 Oh, guys, in other news, 721 00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:44,232 because believe it or not, there are other things going on 722 00:33:44,274 --> 00:33:47,694 outside of this made for TV movie of The Parent Trap. 723 00:33:47,736 --> 00:33:49,446 Are we gonna be seeing you tonight? 724 00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:50,655 Yeah. Absolutely. 725 00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:53,283 I mean, if I ever get out of here. 726 00:33:56,619 --> 00:33:58,788 Oh, come on! 727 00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:01,374 Like she needs a bigger fan base. 728 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:02,500 What? 729 00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:06,087 She's a featured single now. 730 00:34:07,422 --> 00:34:08,840 I mean, yeah, she's hot. 731 00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:13,261 We can change this. 732 00:34:37,494 --> 00:34:41,373 [Trinity chuckles] She'll be single forever at this rate. 733 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:49,589 Cha-chas? 734 00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:55,303 [Annie] Um... 735 00:34:55,345 --> 00:34:56,721 Are you having a stroke? 736 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,807 Uh, what is the word for all of the small 737 00:34:58,848 --> 00:35:01,601 pointless crap that our mothers have? 738 00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:04,354 [Lindsey] You mean knickknacks? 739 00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:05,939 -No. -Trinkets, right? 740 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:08,358 My grandmother used to have all these little baby dolls. 741 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,943 They're literally like her babies. 742 00:35:09,984 --> 00:35:12,821 And they were made out of sewing thimbles. 743 00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:15,657 And I think they had a real human hair. 744 00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:17,283 Uh, no. 745 00:35:17,325 --> 00:35:19,828 But should you maybe look into your grandmother 746 00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:21,287 being a serial killer? 747 00:35:21,329 --> 00:35:22,539 Right. 748 00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:26,459 [Lindsey] Oh, um, uh, pochkies? 749 00:35:26,501 --> 00:35:27,502 Oh, uh... 750 00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:28,920 No, no, no. Wait. Um... 751 00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:31,256 -Uh... -Tcho--tchotchkes. 752 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:32,799 -Yes. Yes. Tchotchkes. -[Lindsey] Tchotchkes. 753 00:35:32,841 --> 00:35:35,510 [Lindsey] I think there might be a silent T in there.. 754 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:37,220 [Annie] A T? 755 00:35:37,262 --> 00:35:38,263 Where? 756 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,764 [Trinity] Yeah, not even close. 757 00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:41,307 -[Lindsey] Oh. -[Annie] In the beginning? 758 00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:42,517 -That's not right. -I know it's not. 759 00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:44,352 Uh, you--you know what? 760 00:35:44,394 --> 00:35:47,397 I think she might get less hits if you just leave cha-chas. 761 00:35:47,439 --> 00:35:48,857 -Mm-hmm. -Right. 762 00:35:51,609 --> 00:35:53,695 Okay. [clears throat] Moving on. 763 00:35:56,865 --> 00:35:58,366 Hold up. 764 00:35:58,408 --> 00:35:59,743 I wouldn't mind calling him daddy. 765 00:35:59,784 --> 00:36:01,494 -Honestly? -I'm just saying. 766 00:36:01,536 --> 00:36:03,288 -Honestly? Really? -You're lying if you don't... 767 00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:04,622 -Okay. She's kind of right. -I'm not... 768 00:36:04,664 --> 00:36:06,332 But do we have to call him daddy? 769 00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:07,917 -She's kind of right. -Do we have to call him daddy? 770 00:36:07,959 --> 00:36:09,961 Show of hands if we have to call him daddy. 771 00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:12,339 I'm outnumbered. Okay. 772 00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:14,215 Fine. 773 00:36:14,257 --> 00:36:16,384 Just one more finishing touch here. 774 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:24,476 Actually, what's worse than a cat lady? 775 00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:25,769 Bag lady. 776 00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:27,354 [Trinity] Lunch lady. 777 00:36:27,395 --> 00:36:29,230 Mmm, no. What else? 778 00:36:31,566 --> 00:36:32,901 [all] Bird lady. 779 00:36:34,027 --> 00:36:34,944 Bingo. 780 00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:39,240 [upbeat music playing] 781 00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:08,603 Ah, crazy bird lady. 782 00:37:08,645 --> 00:37:11,439 Yeah, that's the worst. She's toast. 783 00:37:13,316 --> 00:37:14,526 Okay. 784 00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:16,277 What's next? 785 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:21,825 She joined the PTA? 786 00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:24,285 [Trinity] Oh. 787 00:37:24,327 --> 00:37:26,037 Yeah, there's more single dads in PTA 788 00:37:26,079 --> 00:37:28,748 than in Soul Cycle on a Saturday morning. 789 00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:30,083 -Oh. -[Annie] No. 790 00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:32,419 And if she bakes one good batch of muffins, 791 00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:35,380 those dads will be lined up around the block to date her. 792 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:37,799 -Yeah, they will. -Oh, great. 793 00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:40,552 Okay. Susan Adams. 794 00:37:40,593 --> 00:37:43,930 Susan Adams. Who are you? 795 00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:46,516 Susan Adams. Susan Adams. 796 00:37:46,558 --> 00:37:48,476 Stupid name. 797 00:37:56,568 --> 00:37:58,069 No. 798 00:37:58,111 --> 00:38:01,489 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 799 00:38:01,531 --> 00:38:03,074 No. 800 00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:10,582 Wait. What? 801 00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:19,507 What? 802 00:38:21,926 --> 00:38:24,346 My urine? What? 803 00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:27,515 Okay. What is happening? 804 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,437 This PTA person 805 00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:35,398 wants my mom to check if I'm on drugs. 806 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,818 Okay. All right. Stop. No, no, no. 807 00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:41,446 Cannot let Susan Adams get us off track. 808 00:38:41,488 --> 00:38:43,365 I'm trying to get my parents back together. 809 00:38:44,949 --> 00:38:46,701 Can't deal with PTA mom. 810 00:38:46,743 --> 00:38:48,119 Right. Okay. 811 00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:49,496 Um... 812 00:38:52,624 --> 00:38:55,126 next, I think we just need to add a little romance 813 00:38:55,168 --> 00:38:56,419 in the equation, 814 00:38:56,461 --> 00:38:58,755 set the mood, if you know what I mean. 815 00:38:58,797 --> 00:39:00,006 Okay. 816 00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:02,008 I'm listening. 817 00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:03,885 Didn't you once tell me that your parents 818 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:06,513 met at the Bruce concert? 819 00:39:06,554 --> 00:39:07,681 Yes. 820 00:39:07,722 --> 00:39:09,015 My mom 821 00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:11,142 snuck into an empty seat in the first row. 822 00:39:11,184 --> 00:39:14,479 And it was my dad's seat. He was on a beer run. 823 00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:15,772 And it was 824 00:39:15,814 --> 00:39:17,524 the music or the alcohol, 825 00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:20,527 but I was born nine months later. 826 00:39:20,568 --> 00:39:22,529 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 827 00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:23,905 So... 828 00:39:23,947 --> 00:39:26,616 Well, Bruce is playing next month in Jersey. 829 00:39:26,658 --> 00:39:28,868 My parents literally just got tickets. 830 00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:30,870 Wait. 831 00:39:30,912 --> 00:39:33,540 'Cause that's actually perfect. 832 00:39:33,581 --> 00:39:34,916 Great. 833 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,168 [Annie] I'll just get the floor seats 834 00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:38,962 like when they met, right? 835 00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:41,631 [Lindsey] Oh. 836 00:39:41,673 --> 00:39:43,925 Floor seats are gonna cost you, though. 837 00:39:46,094 --> 00:39:48,096 [Annie] Well, they're gonna cost Michelle. 838 00:39:48,138 --> 00:39:51,558 And you can't put a price on love, so... 839 00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:53,143 [Trinity] Oh, they're gonna have a blast. 840 00:39:53,184 --> 00:39:55,854 [Annie] Get ready for the show of a lifetime. 841 00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:02,652 And thank you, autosave. 842 00:40:02,694 --> 00:40:06,197 [Trinity] Okay. So your parents are being civil to each other. 843 00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,075 Uh, you've killed the sale on your house. 844 00:40:09,117 --> 00:40:11,202 Um, you made your mom undatable. 845 00:40:11,244 --> 00:40:13,997 And thanks to the help from the boss, 846 00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:16,207 we've put love on the table. 847 00:40:16,249 --> 00:40:17,584 Next... 848 00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:19,502 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 849 00:40:19,544 --> 00:40:20,712 Oh, you know I am. 850 00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:22,797 It's time for a little victory dance. 851 00:40:22,839 --> 00:40:25,133 Oh, yeah. 852 00:40:26,134 --> 00:40:28,094 Come on, Annie. You gotta move. 853 00:40:28,136 --> 00:40:31,097 No, I don't. 'Cause I'm in the airport. 854 00:40:32,515 --> 00:40:33,266 No. 855 00:40:33,308 --> 00:40:35,060 [Lindsey] Oh, but you can. 856 00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:36,561 You know the rules. 857 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:38,772 Uh, no, no, no, no. 858 00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:42,025 [upbeat music playing] 859 00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:47,781 [vocalist] * This is why You don't mess with me * 860 00:40:47,822 --> 00:40:49,949 * See, I'm technically Best there ever be * 861 00:40:49,991 --> 00:40:51,743 * Yes, I'm blessed indeed So don't test me, please * 862 00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:53,787 * I am Hercules I unleash the beast * 863 00:40:53,828 --> 00:40:55,747 * I ain't dressed to please I am dressed for me * 864 00:40:55,789 --> 00:40:57,791 * Way they step to me It's like chess to me * 865 00:40:57,832 --> 00:40:59,834 * See these nobodies Try and kill the queen * 866 00:40:59,876 --> 00:41:02,253 * You get best of three Then it's time for me * 867 00:41:04,881 --> 00:41:07,509 [upbeat music playing] 868 00:41:24,192 --> 00:41:26,736 Sometimes, you just need to move. 869 00:41:26,778 --> 00:41:28,196 Am I right, sir? 870 00:41:30,323 --> 00:41:32,617 [sighs] It's Cheezbud again. 871 00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:34,160 Hold, please. 872 00:41:50,051 --> 00:41:51,636 [Annie sighs] 873 00:42:25,378 --> 00:42:26,338 Oh, my gosh! 874 00:42:26,379 --> 00:42:28,214 Annie. Hey. 875 00:42:28,256 --> 00:42:29,883 Are you still in Florida? 876 00:42:29,924 --> 00:42:31,760 Niedermeier? 877 00:42:31,801 --> 00:42:35,221 What are you doing here? Where is Lindsey and Trinity? 878 00:42:35,263 --> 00:42:37,057 [chuckles] Relax, Gator Girl. 879 00:42:37,098 --> 00:42:38,892 Don't call me that. 880 00:42:38,933 --> 00:42:40,310 I need Lindsey now. 881 00:42:40,352 --> 00:42:42,187 Is there something I can do? 882 00:42:42,228 --> 00:42:44,230 No, I don't think so. 883 00:42:44,272 --> 00:42:47,067 And I thought this was a private chat. 884 00:42:47,108 --> 00:42:48,318 How'd get in here? 885 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,195 Oh, Linds sent me the link. 886 00:42:50,236 --> 00:42:52,364 We want us to talk about what we're doing tonight? 887 00:42:52,405 --> 00:42:53,823 [Annie] We? 888 00:42:53,865 --> 00:42:55,075 How do you like me now? 889 00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:57,744 I'm totally fine. I'm doing good. 890 00:42:57,786 --> 00:42:59,037 [chuckles] Oh, my God. You scared me. 891 00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:00,246 You are crazy. 892 00:43:00,288 --> 00:43:02,207 -I know. -You are crazy. 893 00:43:02,248 --> 00:43:04,334 Okay. So, Annie, I have to know, 894 00:43:04,376 --> 00:43:06,086 how is Florida? How's everything? 895 00:43:06,127 --> 00:43:08,254 It's fantastic. Where's Lindsey? 896 00:43:08,296 --> 00:43:11,758 [Lindsey] I'm here. I'm here. 897 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,926 Still alive. 898 00:43:12,967 --> 00:43:14,260 What are you guys doing? 899 00:43:14,302 --> 00:43:16,096 Oh, Allison just wanted to check in 900 00:43:16,137 --> 00:43:18,139 on our plans for tonight. 901 00:43:18,181 --> 00:43:20,100 [Annie] When did you guys start hanging out? 902 00:43:20,141 --> 00:43:21,434 -About a month? -[Lindsey] Four weeks? 903 00:43:21,476 --> 00:43:23,103 It's like a couple of months ago? 904 00:43:23,144 --> 00:43:24,771 We're all in the same physics class. 905 00:43:24,813 --> 00:43:27,107 Trinity is not taking science this year. 906 00:43:27,148 --> 00:43:28,108 No, yeah, I am. 907 00:43:28,149 --> 00:43:29,442 -You are? -Mm-hmm. 908 00:43:29,484 --> 00:43:30,985 Yeah. I convinced her it would look way better 909 00:43:31,027 --> 00:43:32,779 on her transcripts. 910 00:43:32,821 --> 00:43:33,822 Bless you. 911 00:43:35,782 --> 00:43:38,118 Okay. Whatever, then. 912 00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:40,912 So, what's the latest, Annie? 913 00:43:40,954 --> 00:43:42,122 Any new developments? 914 00:43:42,163 --> 00:43:44,124 Developments? 915 00:43:44,165 --> 00:43:45,959 [Allison] Annie, are we talking about a guy? 916 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:46,960 Somebody has to fill me in. 917 00:43:47,002 --> 00:43:48,795 -Come on. -Mm-hmm. 918 00:43:48,837 --> 00:43:50,964 So, Annie's trying to get her parents back together. 919 00:43:51,006 --> 00:43:52,215 Oh, my gosh. 920 00:43:52,257 --> 00:43:53,299 I can totally help you. 921 00:43:53,341 --> 00:43:55,301 I am a fantastic matchmaker. 922 00:43:55,343 --> 00:43:57,012 Right now, I'm in the middle of setting up 923 00:43:57,053 --> 00:43:58,304 Lindsey and Sawyer. 924 00:43:58,346 --> 00:44:00,890 -Mm-hmm. -Sawyer Stone? 925 00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:02,017 Lindsey hates him. 926 00:44:02,058 --> 00:44:04,144 No, I don't. 927 00:44:04,185 --> 00:44:06,312 -Yes, you do. -No, she doesn't. 928 00:44:06,354 --> 00:44:08,023 -Yes, she does. -No, she doesn't. 929 00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:09,691 -Yes, she does. -No, she doesn't! 930 00:44:09,733 --> 00:44:10,942 Yeah! 931 00:44:10,984 --> 00:44:13,069 And last month she was crushing on Cindy Swain, 932 00:44:13,111 --> 00:44:15,697 and before that it was Brandon Peterson, 933 00:44:15,739 --> 00:44:17,323 and before that Debbie Grossman, 934 00:44:17,365 --> 00:44:19,034 and before that it was Sailor Moon 935 00:44:19,075 --> 00:44:21,036 and Peppermint freaking Patty! 936 00:44:21,077 --> 00:44:22,912 Okay. I'm sorry, 937 00:44:22,954 --> 00:44:24,914 but who doesn't think Peppermint Patty 938 00:44:24,956 --> 00:44:26,416 is a total smoke show? 939 00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:29,169 Oh. Sorry. That's me. I gotta go. 940 00:44:29,210 --> 00:44:30,754 But, um, text our group chat later 941 00:44:30,795 --> 00:44:32,756 and let me know the plan for the weekend. 942 00:44:32,797 --> 00:44:33,840 Yeah. 943 00:44:33,882 --> 00:44:35,467 I'll see you soon, Annie. 944 00:44:39,512 --> 00:44:41,848 Allison Niedermeier? Seriously? 945 00:44:41,890 --> 00:44:43,224 Annie... 946 00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:45,518 Her dad owns The Big Doughnut Hole on Main. 947 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,354 We get all the doughnuts we can eat for free. 948 00:44:48,938 --> 00:44:51,107 [Annie] That's great. That's great. No, no, no. 949 00:44:51,149 --> 00:44:52,901 I'm really happy for you guys 950 00:44:52,942 --> 00:44:56,071 and all the free crullers you're enjoying. 951 00:44:56,112 --> 00:45:00,158 Annie, you're making this bigger than it needs to be. 952 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,326 Am I? 953 00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:03,036 Because Allison Niedermeier 954 00:45:03,078 --> 00:45:04,371 was never someone that 955 00:45:04,412 --> 00:45:05,955 we would have hung out with. 956 00:45:05,997 --> 00:45:07,499 Well, she is now. 957 00:45:11,419 --> 00:45:14,881 The Cheez seems to be melting, apparently. 958 00:45:14,923 --> 00:45:16,424 I'll be back. 959 00:45:19,094 --> 00:45:21,137 Hey. Hey. 960 00:45:21,179 --> 00:45:24,182 Uh, sorry. This is so much easier. 961 00:45:24,224 --> 00:45:26,226 I have the typing skills of a boomer. 962 00:45:26,267 --> 00:45:27,435 Right. 963 00:45:27,477 --> 00:45:30,397 Are you-- are you at the DMV? 964 00:45:30,438 --> 00:45:32,148 Oh, it's the airport. 965 00:45:32,190 --> 00:45:34,150 I'm visiting my dad in Jersey. 966 00:45:34,192 --> 00:45:36,319 Jersey. What exit? 967 00:45:37,570 --> 00:45:39,114 Ha ha. Very funny. 968 00:45:39,155 --> 00:45:40,240 -Yeah. -Very good. 969 00:45:40,281 --> 00:45:41,866 Is that the best you've got? 970 00:45:41,908 --> 00:45:43,910 You know. So, what are you thinking? 971 00:45:43,952 --> 00:45:47,288 I can take, uh, chapters one through three 972 00:45:47,330 --> 00:45:49,541 and you can take four through six? 973 00:45:49,582 --> 00:45:51,459 -Does that--does that work? -Yeah. That's fine. 974 00:45:51,501 --> 00:45:54,170 Nice, nice, nice, nice. 975 00:45:54,212 --> 00:45:56,381 Okay. Great. So is that good, then? 976 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:59,175 Uh, so I started reading the book, 977 00:45:59,217 --> 00:46:01,594 and I found what, uh, what Jake 978 00:46:01,636 --> 00:46:05,098 said to Robert about going to South America 979 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,599 really interesting. 980 00:46:06,641 --> 00:46:09,310 I mean, the whole idea of going to a new place 981 00:46:09,352 --> 00:46:11,479 and creating an identity 982 00:46:11,521 --> 00:46:14,315 and why we shouldn't do that. 983 00:46:15,358 --> 00:46:17,152 -Ew, no. -I know. 984 00:46:17,193 --> 00:46:19,571 -I know. So stupid. -Oh, no. 985 00:46:19,612 --> 00:46:23,950 Sorry. Not you. What you said was great. 986 00:46:23,992 --> 00:46:26,453 Yeah. And also 987 00:46:26,494 --> 00:46:29,122 the part of--of living life to the fullest. 988 00:46:30,457 --> 00:46:32,167 'Cause I was thinking, 989 00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:35,920 you and me and our classmates, 990 00:46:35,962 --> 00:46:38,923 we've already lived what, like a third of our lives, 991 00:46:38,965 --> 00:46:40,467 so, I don't know, it's just... 992 00:46:40,508 --> 00:46:42,635 No, we haven't. 993 00:46:42,677 --> 00:46:45,513 We would only live to 48 if that were the case. 994 00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:50,310 And we finally figured out why I'm still in Algebra 1. 995 00:46:50,352 --> 00:46:52,604 [chuckles] Right. 996 00:46:52,645 --> 00:46:55,190 Um, but, yes, I--I get your point, 997 00:46:55,231 --> 00:46:57,567 uh, and I'm happy to take on four through six. 998 00:46:57,609 --> 00:47:00,653 I haven't figured out my discussion points yet, 999 00:47:00,695 --> 00:47:02,364 but I'll just keep you posted. 1000 00:47:02,405 --> 00:47:04,199 -Cool. -Cool. 1001 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:07,160 So, um, I was thinking 1002 00:47:07,202 --> 00:47:08,620 we can get this done today. 1003 00:47:08,661 --> 00:47:11,498 There's a big science project due next week. 1004 00:47:11,539 --> 00:47:13,541 And not to mention, I'm one of those dudes that 1005 00:47:13,583 --> 00:47:16,127 just hates leaving the homework till the last minute. 1006 00:47:16,169 --> 00:47:18,004 Right, I'm kind of in the middle of-- 1007 00:47:21,007 --> 00:47:23,051 I... have to go. 1008 00:47:23,093 --> 00:47:24,552 What? 1009 00:47:27,555 --> 00:47:30,433 Son of a nut. 1010 00:47:32,394 --> 00:47:36,106 Okay. Time to go next level on this. 1011 00:47:42,570 --> 00:47:45,031 Temperature changes, 1012 00:47:45,073 --> 00:47:46,324 lights, 1013 00:47:47,409 --> 00:47:48,618 scents. 1014 00:47:50,161 --> 00:47:51,121 All right. 1015 00:48:06,177 --> 00:48:09,097 I'm referring to the-- 1016 00:48:16,354 --> 00:48:17,355 No, no. 1017 00:48:17,397 --> 00:48:19,941 My concern is to-- 1018 00:48:54,351 --> 00:48:56,519 Who the hell is Kourtney? 1019 00:49:01,733 --> 00:49:03,276 Hey, are you there? 1020 00:49:03,318 --> 00:49:07,238 I'm here. I'm here. Barely. 1021 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,033 -Waassuup? -No, no, no, no. 1022 00:49:11,409 --> 00:49:12,702 What is up, Annie? 1023 00:49:12,744 --> 00:49:14,496 I think my dad has a girlfriend. 1024 00:49:14,537 --> 00:49:16,623 Her name is Kourtney. It's spelled with a "K." 1025 00:49:16,664 --> 00:49:18,625 So, that's what I'm up against. 1026 00:49:18,667 --> 00:49:20,335 [Christian] Ow! 1027 00:49:20,377 --> 00:49:22,212 -Who is she? -I don't know. 1028 00:49:22,253 --> 00:49:25,090 My dad is planning to introduce me to her this weekend. 1029 00:49:25,131 --> 00:49:27,384 Okay. Well, check your dad's Instagram. 1030 00:49:27,425 --> 00:49:28,551 Maybe she's on there. 1031 00:49:28,593 --> 00:49:30,387 My dad doesn't do Instagram. 1032 00:49:30,428 --> 00:49:33,139 Facebook. Old people use Facebook. 1033 00:49:40,271 --> 00:49:41,439 [Christian] Ouch! 1034 00:49:48,071 --> 00:49:49,447 [Annie] Come on. 1035 00:49:53,535 --> 00:49:56,371 Grandma? Seriously? 1036 00:49:56,413 --> 00:49:58,498 -Christian! -What did Grandma do? 1037 00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:00,250 [Annie] She-- 1038 00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:02,752 oh, my goodness. Trinity, you look like a drag queen. 1039 00:50:02,794 --> 00:50:05,338 Thank you. That's exactly what I was going for. 1040 00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:06,631 Anyway, what did Grandma do? 1041 00:50:06,673 --> 00:50:09,634 She... met Kourtney. 1042 00:50:09,676 --> 00:50:11,219 [Trinity] Grandma? 1043 00:50:11,261 --> 00:50:12,762 Dang, your dad's hooking up with a hottie. 1044 00:50:12,804 --> 00:50:15,265 No, no, no. They're not hooking up. 1045 00:50:15,306 --> 00:50:18,560 No, it--it's--they're-- they're just friends. 1046 00:50:19,728 --> 00:50:22,689 Friends? Okay. Check his relationship status. 1047 00:50:27,819 --> 00:50:29,821 Okay. That doesn't mean anything. What does hers say? 1048 00:50:29,863 --> 00:50:31,364 Uh, checking. 1049 00:50:31,406 --> 00:50:34,159 Kourtney with a "K." 1050 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:43,501 Okay. So she's in a relationship. Fine. 1051 00:50:43,543 --> 00:50:45,545 That doesn't mean it's with my dad. 1052 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,511 Mr. B! 1053 00:50:53,553 --> 00:50:55,180 Didn't know he had it in him. 1054 00:50:55,221 --> 00:50:56,264 [sighs] 1055 00:51:09,152 --> 00:51:11,738 [Trinity] Oh, text anxiety is the worse. 1056 00:51:24,334 --> 00:51:26,711 Come on, Annie, be nice. 1057 00:51:29,631 --> 00:51:30,840 [Annie] Ew. 1058 00:51:30,882 --> 00:51:34,761 She is a married woman, pervert! 1059 00:51:34,803 --> 00:51:37,138 Technically divorced. What's going on? 1060 00:51:38,431 --> 00:51:40,642 Shit, shit, shit! It's my mom. 1061 00:51:43,478 --> 00:51:44,646 Hi, Mom. 1062 00:51:44,688 --> 00:51:46,272 Oh, great. You're still there. 1063 00:51:46,314 --> 00:51:48,316 If you consider a two-hour flight delay 1064 00:51:48,358 --> 00:51:49,442 and a gate change great then... 1065 00:51:49,484 --> 00:51:50,860 Honey. Honey. 1066 00:51:50,902 --> 00:51:52,779 I need another file. It's really important. 1067 00:51:52,821 --> 00:51:54,531 It's my opening speech, and I go on in five minutes. 1068 00:51:54,572 --> 00:51:56,741 -Okay. -Go back to the... 1069 00:51:56,783 --> 00:51:58,660 Go back to the ISIS folder. 1070 00:51:58,702 --> 00:52:00,286 -All right. -Do you see it? 1071 00:52:00,328 --> 00:52:01,663 Do you see it? 1072 00:52:01,705 --> 00:52:03,915 -I see it. I see it. -[Michelle] Annie, hurry. 1073 00:52:03,957 --> 00:52:05,625 Send it. 1074 00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:08,336 Jeez. No please. No thank you. 1075 00:52:10,964 --> 00:52:13,842 Speech. 1076 00:52:20,849 --> 00:52:24,686 [upbeat music playing] 1077 00:52:46,541 --> 00:52:48,418 What the F, Tom? 1078 00:52:55,717 --> 00:52:59,679 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1079 00:52:59,721 --> 00:53:01,348 What? 1080 00:53:01,389 --> 00:53:02,891 How... 1081 00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:06,811 [grunts] 1082 00:53:09,272 --> 00:53:10,815 Hey. Hi. We have an emergency. 1083 00:53:10,857 --> 00:53:13,443 My mom's got legit interest on Match. 1084 00:53:13,485 --> 00:53:14,861 Okay. How legit? 1085 00:53:14,903 --> 00:53:16,696 Like I think she's made a Match! 1086 00:53:16,738 --> 00:53:18,239 We need to up our game. 1087 00:53:18,281 --> 00:53:21,368 Annie, I don't know if I wanna play anymore. 1088 00:53:21,409 --> 00:53:22,786 Yeah, me either. I mean, 1089 00:53:22,827 --> 00:53:24,996 your dad's banging a ten, and he's happy. 1090 00:53:25,038 --> 00:53:26,956 And your mom's clearly living her best life in Florida 1091 00:53:26,998 --> 00:53:29,668 and is very popular in the online dating world. 1092 00:53:30,585 --> 00:53:31,836 Okay. What about me? 1093 00:53:32,754 --> 00:53:33,880 Am I happy? 1094 00:53:35,507 --> 00:53:37,550 No. 1095 00:53:37,592 --> 00:53:40,428 I would do this for the both of you, and you know it. 1096 00:53:41,721 --> 00:53:45,350 Come on, woman up. I need ideas. 1097 00:53:45,392 --> 00:53:46,893 Uh, my dad always sends flowers 1098 00:53:46,935 --> 00:53:49,396 when he's in the dog house. 1099 00:53:49,437 --> 00:53:50,438 Okay. Does that work? 1100 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,898 It's hard to say. 1101 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:53,441 The house is starting to look like a flower shop. 1102 00:53:53,483 --> 00:53:54,567 Oh, cookies! 1103 00:53:54,609 --> 00:53:55,985 My mom and dad used to send 1104 00:53:56,027 --> 00:53:58,071 each other actual cookies on Valentine's Day. 1105 00:53:58,113 --> 00:53:59,406 Like the big ones 1106 00:53:59,447 --> 00:54:01,074 with the messages written in frosting. 1107 00:54:01,116 --> 00:54:04,035 I'll just order one for my dad from my mom, 1108 00:54:04,077 --> 00:54:05,704 and I'll send it to his office. 1109 00:54:05,745 --> 00:54:07,080 Okay. Fine. 1110 00:54:07,122 --> 00:54:09,290 But you're gonna need to screen us. 1111 00:54:11,793 --> 00:54:13,628 [sighs] Not now, Monica. 1112 00:54:13,670 --> 00:54:14,963 Who's that? 1113 00:54:16,381 --> 00:54:17,924 [Annie] It's the real estate agent. 1114 00:54:17,966 --> 00:54:20,093 She's, like, stalking me-- stalking my mom. 1115 00:54:20,135 --> 00:54:23,638 Annie, what real estate mess have you made? 1116 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,391 Nothing for you to worry about. 1117 00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:29,728 [Lindsey] I worry about everything, you know that. 1118 00:54:34,733 --> 00:54:36,860 [keyboard keys clacking] 1119 00:54:38,945 --> 00:54:42,407 [Trinity] This could be an issue. 1120 00:54:43,575 --> 00:54:45,076 Okay. 1121 00:54:45,118 --> 00:54:48,371 Uh, maybe we should discuss what just happened here? 1122 00:54:48,413 --> 00:54:51,791 [scoffs] Wow. You sound just like my mother. Okay. 1123 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:53,793 Moving on. What should I write? 1124 00:54:55,462 --> 00:54:57,672 I mean, given your dad's interest 1125 00:54:57,714 --> 00:54:59,466 in Kourtney with a "K," 1126 00:54:59,507 --> 00:55:03,094 I don't know, maybe a wink or any emoji will do. 1127 00:55:03,136 --> 00:55:05,096 No, no, no. This has to seal the deal. 1128 00:55:05,138 --> 00:55:07,640 It has to be meaningful and impactful. 1129 00:55:07,682 --> 00:55:09,351 Straight to the point. 1130 00:55:10,852 --> 00:55:12,395 Direct. 1131 00:55:14,647 --> 00:55:17,942 And... done. 1132 00:55:20,028 --> 00:55:23,656 -Hmm, shizer. -What up? 1133 00:55:23,698 --> 00:55:25,867 The cookie heart isn't available for delivery. 1134 00:55:25,909 --> 00:55:28,370 It's pickup only. 1135 00:55:28,411 --> 00:55:30,955 Hey. Hey, don't even think about asking. 1136 00:55:30,997 --> 00:55:32,999 I'm still on a learner's permit. 1137 00:55:35,001 --> 00:55:36,795 I know someone with a car. 1138 00:55:39,714 --> 00:55:43,426 [Annie] So how do you already have your license, Allison? 1139 00:55:43,468 --> 00:55:45,428 -Were you held back? -[Allison] No. No. 1140 00:55:45,470 --> 00:55:46,971 It's amazing how the law bends 1141 00:55:47,013 --> 00:55:48,973 when your dad owns a local doughnut shop. 1142 00:55:49,015 --> 00:55:50,975 -Hey, Annie. -The eagle has landed. 1143 00:55:51,017 --> 00:55:52,686 -[Christian] Oh, I want some. -I repeat, the eagle has landed. 1144 00:55:52,727 --> 00:55:55,021 Uh, all right. Good. The office isn't that far from there. 1145 00:55:55,063 --> 00:55:56,731 It's just a right onto Rumson Road 1146 00:55:56,773 --> 00:55:59,067 and then a left on Industrial Way. 1147 00:56:00,068 --> 00:56:01,611 I gotta bounce real quick. 1148 00:56:01,653 --> 00:56:04,406 -Let me--let me call you back. -Okay. Bye. 1149 00:56:23,675 --> 00:56:25,176 Found you. 1150 00:56:25,218 --> 00:56:27,095 Good afternoon. Hello. 1151 00:56:27,137 --> 00:56:28,638 Thank you so much. 1152 00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,682 It's really a pleasure 1153 00:56:30,724 --> 00:56:32,517 to be with you today. 1154 00:56:36,813 --> 00:56:40,191 Why men great till they gotta be great? 1155 00:56:46,114 --> 00:56:47,657 I just took a DNA test. 1156 00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:50,493 Turns out I'm a hundred percent that bitch. 1157 00:56:52,579 --> 00:56:55,040 I am so sorry. I--I apologize. 1158 00:56:55,081 --> 00:56:58,501 Uh, obviously-- just give me a minute. Um... 1159 00:57:02,630 --> 00:57:04,924 [FaceTime chimes] 1160 00:57:09,137 --> 00:57:11,723 Okay. One more spot. 1161 00:57:11,765 --> 00:57:13,933 And I think we're almost ready. 1162 00:57:13,975 --> 00:57:17,562 I mean, is anyone gonna believe he's the delivery guy? 1163 00:57:17,604 --> 00:57:20,273 He's delivering cookies. No one's even gonna notice him. 1164 00:57:20,315 --> 00:57:22,108 Why are we doing this, again? 1165 00:57:22,150 --> 00:57:24,611 Because we're on a mission. 1166 00:57:24,652 --> 00:57:26,571 And your sister is gonna give you twenty bucks. 1167 00:57:26,613 --> 00:57:28,281 -[Christian] Really? -I am? 1168 00:57:28,323 --> 00:57:30,283 -You are. -[Annie] Okay. Great. Good. 1169 00:57:30,325 --> 00:57:32,577 Is--is everybody ready? Is everybody good? 1170 00:57:32,619 --> 00:57:33,995 Chris, you good? 1171 00:57:34,037 --> 00:57:35,288 Yeah. Whatever. 1172 00:57:35,330 --> 00:57:37,248 All right. You're gonna be great, bud. 1173 00:57:37,290 --> 00:57:39,709 You just be your cute self, and no one will think twice. 1174 00:57:39,751 --> 00:57:41,002 Oh, and if anyone asks, 1175 00:57:41,044 --> 00:57:43,254 your Mike's son in Accounting, okay? 1176 00:57:43,296 --> 00:57:44,673 Okay. 1177 00:57:44,714 --> 00:57:47,842 Okay. And everyone can log into GoPro. 1178 00:57:47,884 --> 00:57:50,637 Password, OperationIDidItAllForTheCookie. 1179 00:57:52,722 --> 00:57:57,143 [Annie] Seems like an unnecessarily long password. 1180 00:57:57,185 --> 00:57:59,979 -That's--okay. -Okay. 1181 00:58:00,021 --> 00:58:02,524 I think we're good to go. 1182 00:58:02,565 --> 00:58:04,234 All right, buddy. Move, move, move. 1183 00:58:04,275 --> 00:58:06,027 -[Christian] I'm moving. -[Annie] Okay. Cool. 1184 00:58:06,069 --> 00:58:07,696 Did you, uh, tell him where to go? 1185 00:58:07,737 --> 00:58:10,115 Uh, we just told him to drop it by the front desk. 1186 00:58:10,156 --> 00:58:11,658 [Christian] Oh, hello. 1187 00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:13,785 [Annie] Okay. He's almost there. 1188 00:58:16,037 --> 00:58:17,539 Oh, perfect. Nobody's there. 1189 00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:19,207 Just--just tell him to just drop it and go. 1190 00:58:19,249 --> 00:58:21,918 -I can't talk to him. -What? 1191 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,169 It's not a two-way feed, Annie. 1192 00:58:23,211 --> 00:58:26,172 [Christian] Cookie cake? Cookie cake. 1193 00:58:26,214 --> 00:58:27,549 [Annie] Yes. Good. Great. Good job, buddy. 1194 00:58:27,590 --> 00:58:29,175 Go. Get--leave. Get out of there. 1195 00:58:29,217 --> 00:58:32,303 [Christian] Uh, hello? 1196 00:58:34,222 --> 00:58:35,974 Come on, Chris. What are you waiting for? 1197 00:58:38,852 --> 00:58:42,022 [Christian] Delivery. 1198 00:58:42,063 --> 00:58:44,649 Anyone? 1199 00:58:44,691 --> 00:58:46,192 That's Kourtney! That's Kourtney! 1200 00:58:46,234 --> 00:58:47,193 -That's literally... -Hey there, little guy. 1201 00:58:47,235 --> 00:58:48,778 What do you got there? 1202 00:58:48,820 --> 00:58:50,697 She works with my dad. 1203 00:58:50,739 --> 00:58:52,907 [Allison] Ooh, office romance? 1204 00:58:52,949 --> 00:58:53,908 -Scandalous. -Leave. 1205 00:58:53,950 --> 00:58:55,201 Leave. Leave. 1206 00:58:55,243 --> 00:58:56,202 [Christian] Mike's son in Accounting. 1207 00:58:56,244 --> 00:58:57,746 [Annie] Leave. Leave. 1208 00:58:57,787 --> 00:58:59,706 -It's addressed to Jason. -[Annie] Leave. 1209 00:58:59,748 --> 00:59:01,124 -[Kourtney] I missed you? -Shit! She sees it's for my dad. 1210 00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:02,584 -Shit! -Who sent you? 1211 00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,127 Abort! Get him out of there! Shit! 1212 00:59:04,169 --> 00:59:05,211 [Christian] Mike's boobs in accounting. 1213 00:59:05,253 --> 00:59:07,839 What? Who sent you? 1214 00:59:07,881 --> 00:59:10,383 Hey! Who sent you? 1215 00:59:10,425 --> 00:59:12,761 [Christian] Mike's son in accounting! 1216 00:59:15,013 --> 00:59:16,264 [screams] 1217 00:59:19,976 --> 00:59:21,728 Are you okay? 1218 00:59:21,770 --> 00:59:24,230 I saw boobies. 1219 00:59:24,272 --> 00:59:26,608 That was a disaster. 1220 00:59:26,649 --> 00:59:28,234 We gave it our best shot, Annie. 1221 00:59:28,276 --> 00:59:29,944 Well, that's not good enough, Lindsey. 1222 00:59:29,986 --> 00:59:31,863 Yeah, we're all just trying to help you, Annie. 1223 00:59:31,905 --> 00:59:33,156 What is this "we're all" shit, Allison? 1224 00:59:33,198 --> 00:59:34,866 You're not a part of this. 1225 00:59:34,908 --> 00:59:36,910 You're the getaway driver who brings free donuts. 1226 00:59:36,951 --> 00:59:38,119 Okay. That's not cool, Annie. 1227 00:59:38,161 --> 00:59:39,412 No. What's not cool, Trinity, 1228 00:59:39,454 --> 00:59:41,373 is that my dad is gonna call my mom now, 1229 00:59:41,414 --> 00:59:43,792 and I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in a swamp. 1230 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:50,632 Oh, no. 1231 00:59:55,804 --> 00:59:58,765 [dramatic music playing] 1232 01:01:45,246 --> 01:01:49,751 If your child needs you, 1233 01:01:50,919 --> 01:01:53,755 give them the little knowledge 1234 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:56,174 of how you laugh, 1235 01:01:56,216 --> 01:01:58,218 of how you love, 1236 01:01:58,259 --> 01:01:59,803 of how you suffer, 1237 01:01:59,844 --> 01:02:02,931 of how you start, of how you stop, 1238 01:02:02,972 --> 01:02:05,225 of how you feel, 1239 01:02:05,266 --> 01:02:07,852 and how you believe. 1240 01:02:09,521 --> 01:02:13,400 As parents, this really is... 1241 01:02:13,441 --> 01:02:14,984 all we can do. 1242 01:02:15,026 --> 01:02:17,070 And never pretend to know 1243 01:02:17,112 --> 01:02:18,571 more than you know 1244 01:02:18,613 --> 01:02:20,907 or to have acquired more knowledge in this life 1245 01:02:20,949 --> 01:02:22,826 than you actually have. 1246 01:02:22,867 --> 01:02:23,952 For if you do, 1247 01:02:23,993 --> 01:02:27,455 you will not only deepen the unseen bruise, 1248 01:02:28,498 --> 01:02:31,251 you'll actually inflict a wound. 1249 01:02:34,129 --> 01:02:35,463 Thank you so much. 1250 01:03:02,866 --> 01:03:04,200 Oh. Hey. Hey. 1251 01:03:04,242 --> 01:03:05,618 Hey. 1252 01:03:05,660 --> 01:03:08,913 So I just, um, I reread the assignment 1253 01:03:08,955 --> 01:03:11,916 and realized that partnership skills 1254 01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:13,918 is actually, like, half the grade, 1255 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:17,839 so I have no choice but to work with you. 1256 01:03:20,091 --> 01:03:23,053 But--but I--I-- I can just do everything and-- 1257 01:03:23,094 --> 01:03:26,014 and all you have to do is read off my notes, 1258 01:03:26,056 --> 01:03:27,932 if you can handle that, 1259 01:03:27,974 --> 01:03:30,185 or if you're not too embarrassed, 1260 01:03:30,226 --> 01:03:33,063 or too cool to work with me. 1261 01:03:33,104 --> 01:03:35,607 No. You're great. 1262 01:03:35,648 --> 01:03:40,070 Just--I'm not embarrassed. 1263 01:03:40,111 --> 01:03:41,321 -Oh. -And, believe me, 1264 01:03:41,363 --> 01:03:43,573 I'm--I'm not cool. 1265 01:03:43,615 --> 01:03:46,659 I'm actually, like, a total jerk, so... 1266 01:03:46,701 --> 01:03:49,162 Oh, I don't know about a total jerk. 1267 01:03:49,204 --> 01:03:52,082 Maybe like 50%. 1268 01:03:52,123 --> 01:03:53,458 [chuckles] 1269 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:55,043 [chuckles] I'm kidding. 1270 01:03:58,963 --> 01:04:01,341 I'm sorry. 1271 01:04:01,383 --> 01:04:04,386 I'm just kind of going through a thing. 1272 01:04:06,137 --> 01:04:07,180 Yeah, I get it. 1273 01:04:07,222 --> 01:04:08,306 No, I get it. 1274 01:04:08,348 --> 01:04:11,935 Uh, new school, new friends. 1275 01:04:11,976 --> 01:04:12,977 Old friends... 1276 01:04:13,019 --> 01:04:14,270 Old friends. 1277 01:04:14,312 --> 01:04:17,273 Okay. Well, uh, talk to the Cheez. 1278 01:04:17,315 --> 01:04:19,275 Uh, I'm a good listener. 1279 01:04:19,317 --> 01:04:21,361 What's going on? 1280 01:04:21,403 --> 01:04:23,029 Um... 1281 01:04:24,406 --> 01:04:27,992 I've messed up everything. 1282 01:04:28,034 --> 01:04:29,369 Okay. 1283 01:04:29,411 --> 01:04:31,371 My dad's relationship 1284 01:04:31,413 --> 01:04:32,914 with Kourtney with a "K." 1285 01:04:32,956 --> 01:04:34,708 My mom's relationship with Tom somebody. 1286 01:04:34,749 --> 01:04:37,502 My mom's relationship, such as it is, with my dad. 1287 01:04:37,544 --> 01:04:39,045 My mom's job. 1288 01:04:39,087 --> 01:04:41,381 Possibly my friends' relationship 1289 01:04:41,423 --> 01:04:43,341 with Allison Niedermeier. 1290 01:04:43,383 --> 01:04:47,345 -Jeez. -Cookies. Work. School. 1291 01:04:47,387 --> 01:04:48,680 -Yeah. -You. 1292 01:04:51,474 --> 01:04:53,977 You name it. 1293 01:04:54,019 --> 01:04:55,228 So, listen, um, 1294 01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:57,731 obviously you're-- you're a nice person. 1295 01:04:57,772 --> 01:04:59,065 [scoffs] Yeah... 1296 01:04:59,107 --> 01:05:00,358 No, no, no. Trust me. 1297 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:03,570 I, uh, I know these things, okay? 1298 01:05:03,611 --> 01:05:06,448 All you need to do is just-- just check yourself. 1299 01:05:06,489 --> 01:05:09,451 Like, get back on track. 1300 01:05:09,492 --> 01:05:13,121 Just apologize, and all will be forgiven. 1301 01:05:16,207 --> 01:05:18,084 How do you know that? 1302 01:05:18,126 --> 01:05:21,629 Because I've already forgiven you, that's how. 1303 01:05:25,383 --> 01:05:29,095 [sighs] Where do I even start? 1304 01:05:29,137 --> 01:05:33,266 You, uh, you start with the low-hanging fruit, 1305 01:05:33,308 --> 01:05:37,395 and then you go from there. The fruit and... 1306 01:05:41,524 --> 01:05:42,567 Thank you. 1307 01:05:42,609 --> 01:05:45,070 Of course. My pleasure. 1308 01:05:45,111 --> 01:05:49,115 And I'm--I'm totally gonna do my part of the assignment. 1309 01:05:49,157 --> 01:05:51,159 Okay. Good, 'cause I actually don't know anything 1310 01:05:51,201 --> 01:05:52,452 about that book. 1311 01:05:52,494 --> 01:05:54,329 What I said before? 1312 01:05:54,371 --> 01:05:56,289 Google. 1313 01:05:56,331 --> 01:05:58,750 [chuckles] 1314 01:05:58,792 --> 01:06:03,254 I'm--I'm actually really glad 1315 01:06:03,296 --> 01:06:05,590 that you asked to be my partner. 1316 01:06:08,426 --> 01:06:11,471 Me too. Um, so I'll-- 1317 01:06:11,513 --> 01:06:14,224 I'll talk to you later? 1318 01:06:14,265 --> 01:06:15,517 Definitely. 1319 01:06:28,405 --> 01:06:31,491 [upbeat music playing] 1320 01:07:34,346 --> 01:07:37,432 Waassuup? 1321 01:07:37,474 --> 01:07:39,309 [Trinity] We were looking forward to you coming back 1322 01:07:39,351 --> 01:07:41,561 for a really long time now. 1323 01:07:41,603 --> 01:07:43,104 And we totally understand 1324 01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:44,481 that you're going through a hard time, 1325 01:07:44,522 --> 01:07:45,565 but we only went through with your plans 1326 01:07:45,607 --> 01:07:47,275 because we love you. 1327 01:07:47,317 --> 01:07:49,194 Believe it or not, we had other plans 1328 01:07:49,235 --> 01:07:52,864 outside of ruining your parents' lives this weekend. 1329 01:07:52,906 --> 01:07:55,450 Like hanging out with Allison Niedermeier? 1330 01:07:55,492 --> 01:07:59,120 Cut her some slack, okay? She's really not that bad. 1331 01:08:00,288 --> 01:08:02,248 Yeah. 1332 01:08:02,290 --> 01:08:03,750 I mean, did you really think your whole plan 1333 01:08:03,792 --> 01:08:05,502 to get your parents back together 1334 01:08:05,543 --> 01:08:09,381 so that you can move back to New Jersey was gonna work? 1335 01:08:09,422 --> 01:08:10,674 I don't know. 1336 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,385 I was hoping it would. 1337 01:08:16,721 --> 01:08:18,348 Annie, you really need to give Florida 1338 01:08:18,390 --> 01:08:20,225 and your mom a chance. 1339 01:08:20,266 --> 01:08:21,393 And Cheezbud... 1340 01:08:21,434 --> 01:08:25,689 [sighs] I hate it when you sound so wise. 1341 01:08:27,565 --> 01:08:28,775 Don't worry. 1342 01:08:28,817 --> 01:08:31,277 I haven't completely lost my mind. 1343 01:08:31,319 --> 01:08:32,821 [sighs] 1344 01:08:32,862 --> 01:08:34,656 I didn't really think that Sean Greene 1345 01:08:34,698 --> 01:08:38,243 was gonna ask me to Homecoming. 1346 01:08:38,284 --> 01:08:40,662 I think if you still lived here, he would have asked you. 1347 01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:45,417 Lindsey, I'm sorry. 1348 01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:47,877 Look, Annie, 1349 01:08:47,919 --> 01:08:51,506 we've been friends for such a long time. And-- 1350 01:08:51,548 --> 01:08:52,799 and, yeah, we may take each other 1351 01:08:52,841 --> 01:08:54,551 for granted now and then. 1352 01:08:54,592 --> 01:08:55,927 And, yeah, I--I totally get it 1353 01:08:55,969 --> 01:08:57,637 why you'd feel weird about Allison. 1354 01:08:57,679 --> 01:09:01,808 But--but trust me, we're not replacing you. 1355 01:09:01,850 --> 01:09:04,477 We could never replace you. 1356 01:09:04,519 --> 01:09:08,648 You make this work. 1357 01:09:09,733 --> 01:09:11,192 No. No. 1358 01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:13,361 Honestly, I--I-- I was just being jealous. 1359 01:09:13,403 --> 01:09:14,904 I was acting ridiculous. 1360 01:09:14,946 --> 01:09:18,825 I--I don't-- I don't care about Allison. 1361 01:09:22,370 --> 01:09:25,206 It was the free doughnuts that I was bummed about. 1362 01:09:27,709 --> 01:09:29,836 But, seriously, 1363 01:09:29,878 --> 01:09:33,256 you guys are amazing, 1364 01:09:33,298 --> 01:09:35,425 loyal, 1365 01:09:35,467 --> 01:09:37,886 patient friends. 1366 01:09:39,346 --> 01:09:41,681 And I'm sorry about everything today. 1367 01:09:41,723 --> 01:09:43,433 Really, this whole thing was just--I don't even know. 1368 01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:47,812 Uh, you guys, we may have a bigger issue. 1369 01:09:47,854 --> 01:09:49,439 So somebody from the office 1370 01:09:49,481 --> 01:09:52,692 posted a cookie video, and it's gone viral. 1371 01:09:52,734 --> 01:09:55,528 I can't believe 1372 01:09:55,570 --> 01:09:57,030 that you're cheating on me! 1373 01:09:57,072 --> 01:09:58,823 What? No! Of course, I'm not! 1374 01:09:58,865 --> 01:10:00,367 Wait. Kourtney, I would like a piece of that cake 1375 01:10:00,408 --> 01:10:02,535 -before it's... -This is garbage, Alan! 1376 01:10:02,577 --> 01:10:03,787 -Garbage! -No. No. 1377 01:10:03,828 --> 01:10:05,413 Look--look, party's over, okay? 1378 01:10:05,455 --> 01:10:06,498 -Look... -No. 1379 01:10:06,539 --> 01:10:07,791 ...you--you gotta calm down. 1380 01:10:07,832 --> 01:10:10,543 I think it says "To you. I miss you." 1381 01:10:10,585 --> 01:10:11,961 Who misses you, Jason? Who? 1382 01:10:12,003 --> 01:10:13,380 Uh-oh. Incoming. Incoming. 1383 01:10:13,421 --> 01:10:14,631 [Kourtney grunts] 1384 01:10:14,673 --> 01:10:15,715 Yeah, Kourtney with a "K" is trending. 1385 01:10:15,757 --> 01:10:16,925 Okay. Look, look, look. 1386 01:10:16,966 --> 01:10:18,843 I can explain, but you gotta calm down. 1387 01:10:18,885 --> 01:10:19,928 You're acting crazy. 1388 01:10:19,969 --> 01:10:21,846 Oh, no. He said the "C" word. 1389 01:10:21,888 --> 01:10:25,558 [sighs] Okay. Wait. 1390 01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,268 I'm crazy? 1391 01:10:28,603 --> 01:10:31,981 What kind of guy introduces you to his mother and then cheats? 1392 01:10:32,023 --> 01:10:34,317 No. I never--I never cheated. 1393 01:10:34,359 --> 01:10:35,527 [Alan] Hey, not cool. 1394 01:10:35,568 --> 01:10:36,736 It was my ex. 1395 01:10:36,778 --> 01:10:38,488 She'd been acting crazy all day. 1396 01:10:38,530 --> 01:10:40,573 Oh, really? Now it's your ex? 1397 01:10:40,615 --> 01:10:42,534 She's been acting crazy all day? 1398 01:10:42,575 --> 01:10:44,744 It's everybody but you, huh? 1399 01:10:44,786 --> 01:10:46,413 Yes! 1400 01:10:46,454 --> 01:10:47,956 [sighs] You know what? 1401 01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:50,959 Enjoy your cake. 1402 01:10:53,128 --> 01:10:57,465 Okay. I'll be back, hopefully. 1403 01:11:09,519 --> 01:11:10,729 What now? 1404 01:11:11,813 --> 01:11:13,732 Uh, no, Dad. 1405 01:11:15,108 --> 01:11:17,777 Annie, what are you doing with your mom's phone? 1406 01:11:17,819 --> 01:11:19,821 I have her computer. 1407 01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:21,489 Oh, is everything okay? 1408 01:11:22,741 --> 01:11:24,367 Uh, no. 1409 01:11:24,409 --> 01:11:25,535 Not really. 1410 01:11:25,577 --> 01:11:29,330 Um, Dad, it was me the whole day. 1411 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:32,375 I was the one that was texting you. 1412 01:11:33,710 --> 01:11:35,337 I sent you that cookie. 1413 01:11:36,087 --> 01:11:38,423 Annie, what were you thinking? 1414 01:11:38,465 --> 01:11:40,008 I don't know. I-- 1415 01:11:43,428 --> 01:11:47,557 I was trying to get you and mom back together. 1416 01:11:47,599 --> 01:11:49,351 Why? We were terrible together. 1417 01:11:51,144 --> 01:11:52,562 Not always. 1418 01:11:53,605 --> 01:11:55,482 [sighs] You know-- 1419 01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,986 you know, your mom sacrificed her whole career 1420 01:12:00,028 --> 01:12:02,906 so that I could pursue my dreams as a sports reporter? 1421 01:12:04,616 --> 01:12:06,993 She always planned on going back to work, 1422 01:12:07,035 --> 01:12:08,703 I just kept getting busier. 1423 01:12:08,745 --> 01:12:12,415 And as I was traveling, she was always alone. 1424 01:12:12,457 --> 01:12:14,376 She took care of you all by herself. 1425 01:12:15,543 --> 01:12:17,545 And now she got this amazing opportunity. 1426 01:12:17,587 --> 01:12:18,880 She deserves it. 1427 01:12:20,131 --> 01:12:25,136 I don't know, sometimes it just feels like 1428 01:12:25,178 --> 01:12:28,431 she's not even thinking about what I want. 1429 01:12:28,473 --> 01:12:29,599 Are you kidding me? 1430 01:12:31,017 --> 01:12:32,519 This is all about you, Annie. 1431 01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,021 She moved you to Florida so that you could see 1432 01:12:35,063 --> 01:12:37,565 that it was okay to take risks. 1433 01:12:37,607 --> 01:12:42,112 That you could have New Jersey but you could also have more. 1434 01:12:42,153 --> 01:12:44,030 She's following her dreams so you can see 1435 01:12:44,072 --> 01:12:46,491 that it's okay to follow yours. 1436 01:12:48,076 --> 01:12:49,619 She loves you the most. 1437 01:12:50,745 --> 01:12:54,082 Even though it pains me to say it, she's... 1438 01:12:54,124 --> 01:12:56,001 she's a much better parent than I am. 1439 01:13:03,925 --> 01:13:06,177 Are you still dating Kourtney? 1440 01:13:06,219 --> 01:13:07,929 [chuckles] 1441 01:13:07,971 --> 01:13:10,515 I should show you the video. 1442 01:13:10,557 --> 01:13:12,475 Oh, I saw it. 1443 01:13:12,517 --> 01:13:14,227 [chuckles] 1444 01:13:14,269 --> 01:13:15,103 I'm sorry. 1445 01:13:15,145 --> 01:13:17,022 Uh, it's okay, kiddo. 1446 01:13:17,063 --> 01:13:19,649 You--you're under a lot of pressure. 1447 01:13:21,651 --> 01:13:24,070 She wasn't the one, anyway, and, you know, 1448 01:13:24,112 --> 01:13:26,990 work's gonna be a little messy for a bit but... 1449 01:13:31,578 --> 01:13:32,704 And Mom? 1450 01:13:33,830 --> 01:13:35,999 Man, you are stubborn. 1451 01:13:36,041 --> 01:13:38,168 Mom was the one for a very long time, 1452 01:13:38,209 --> 01:13:40,545 but she's not anymore. 1453 01:13:40,587 --> 01:13:43,214 And that's okay. 1454 01:13:43,256 --> 01:13:45,550 Speaking of your mother, does she know about all this? 1455 01:13:47,761 --> 01:13:49,137 No. 1456 01:13:49,179 --> 01:13:51,931 But I'm sure she is piecing together 1457 01:13:51,973 --> 01:13:54,184 a lot of bad news as we speak. 1458 01:13:54,225 --> 01:13:56,061 Hmm. 1459 01:13:56,102 --> 01:13:59,606 You gotta do the right thing, kiddo. 1460 01:13:59,647 --> 01:14:02,859 Yeah, I know. 1461 01:14:02,901 --> 01:14:04,486 Love you. 1462 01:14:04,527 --> 01:14:06,029 I love you too. 1463 01:14:07,781 --> 01:14:09,824 -Oh, Dad, you... -Mm-hmm? 1464 01:14:09,866 --> 01:14:11,284 You got it on your... 1465 01:14:11,326 --> 01:14:13,620 -More right here? -On the--yep. 1466 01:14:13,661 --> 01:14:14,954 -Right there, actually. -Right here? 1467 01:14:14,996 --> 01:14:16,706 Yep. Yep. 1468 01:14:16,748 --> 01:14:19,959 Yeah. You just can't-- there's more now somehow. 1469 01:14:20,001 --> 01:14:21,586 -That's... -Oh. 1470 01:14:21,628 --> 01:14:23,546 You--you didn't-- uh, you know what? 1471 01:14:23,588 --> 01:14:25,006 It's just--it's everywhere. It's everywhere. 1472 01:14:25,048 --> 01:14:26,257 If--if you could just--yeah. 1473 01:14:26,299 --> 01:14:27,967 Listen, I'll see you later. 1474 01:14:28,009 --> 01:14:30,261 There's--okay. All right. 1475 01:14:30,303 --> 01:14:31,888 -I love you. -Love you. 1476 01:15:16,933 --> 01:15:18,101 I have tried to give you space. 1477 01:15:18,143 --> 01:15:20,228 I've tried to protect you. 1478 01:15:20,270 --> 01:15:21,855 I've tried to respect your process. 1479 01:15:21,896 --> 01:15:23,690 I know. 1480 01:15:23,732 --> 01:15:24,733 You do? 1481 01:15:24,774 --> 01:15:26,651 Yes. 1482 01:15:26,693 --> 01:15:29,070 Now I do. 1483 01:15:29,112 --> 01:15:31,322 I know a lot of things now. 1484 01:15:31,364 --> 01:15:32,657 [sighs] 1485 01:15:32,699 --> 01:15:34,200 I know you stopped talking to Tom 1486 01:15:34,242 --> 01:15:37,704 because you were worried how I would react to it. 1487 01:15:37,746 --> 01:15:39,164 And I know that you were pushing dad 1488 01:15:39,205 --> 01:15:40,707 to help me with my science project 1489 01:15:40,749 --> 01:15:43,668 because you didn't want me to fail. 1490 01:15:43,710 --> 01:15:45,628 There is still one thing that I don't understand 1491 01:15:45,670 --> 01:15:47,297 and that's why you and dad split up. 1492 01:15:49,758 --> 01:15:53,178 I can learn to like Florida. I honestly can. 1493 01:15:53,219 --> 01:15:56,848 I can get used to seeing old man die in their soup. 1494 01:15:56,890 --> 01:15:58,224 A nap, Annie. 1495 01:15:58,266 --> 01:15:59,976 -It wasn't a nap. -It was a nap. 1496 01:16:00,018 --> 01:16:01,728 He was dead. He was gone. And we disagree about this 1497 01:16:01,770 --> 01:16:04,814 and we don't have to talk about it. 1498 01:16:04,856 --> 01:16:08,735 I--I don't expect you and dad to get back together, 1499 01:16:08,777 --> 01:16:12,947 but I would just like to know why. 1500 01:16:12,989 --> 01:16:15,116 It was mutual. 1501 01:16:15,158 --> 01:16:18,119 I know it was unexpected for you. 1502 01:16:18,161 --> 01:16:19,746 Yeah. 1503 01:16:19,788 --> 01:16:22,082 And both dad and I just knew that our marriage 1504 01:16:22,123 --> 01:16:24,000 wasn't right for us anymore. 1505 01:16:24,042 --> 01:16:26,211 And I-- 1506 01:16:26,252 --> 01:16:29,714 I don't wanna marry your dad again. 1507 01:16:29,756 --> 01:16:31,383 But that doesn't mean I hate him. 1508 01:16:31,424 --> 01:16:36,054 He helped me raise you. I mean, you. 1509 01:16:37,889 --> 01:16:39,891 I'll always kind of love him for that. 1510 01:16:43,144 --> 01:16:47,107 Okay. So there's a few things I should probably tell you. 1511 01:16:47,148 --> 01:16:48,441 Okay. 1512 01:16:48,483 --> 01:16:52,320 Um, you've probably been banned from PTA. 1513 01:16:54,030 --> 01:16:56,908 -I can live with that. -Okay. 1514 01:16:56,950 --> 01:16:59,786 Um, you should probably consider 1515 01:16:59,828 --> 01:17:03,289 deleting your account on Match.com. 1516 01:17:03,331 --> 01:17:06,126 [chuckles] Okay. What else? 1517 01:17:06,167 --> 01:17:10,338 I'm sorry for everything. 1518 01:17:12,799 --> 01:17:15,677 And I would really like to meet Tom. 1519 01:17:20,056 --> 01:17:21,975 That ship has sailed. 1520 01:17:22,017 --> 01:17:24,894 No. No. He reached out to you. 1521 01:17:24,936 --> 01:17:27,814 -He did? -Yeah. 1522 01:17:27,856 --> 01:17:30,358 Can we message him back? 1523 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,317 Yeah. 1524 01:17:31,359 --> 01:17:33,153 [chuckles] I guess. 1525 01:17:33,194 --> 01:17:36,823 Yeah. Yeah. 1526 01:17:36,865 --> 01:17:38,950 Yeah. I'll--I'll--I'll do it, and I'll, uh, 1527 01:17:38,992 --> 01:17:42,912 share my screen with you. 1528 01:17:42,954 --> 01:17:43,955 He winked at me. 1529 01:17:43,997 --> 01:17:45,290 [chuckles] Yeah. 1530 01:17:45,331 --> 01:17:48,335 He's pretty funny. 1531 01:17:48,376 --> 01:17:50,170 What should we say? 1532 01:17:50,211 --> 01:17:52,047 Uh, we should keep it casual. 1533 01:17:52,088 --> 01:17:54,883 Hey, everything's great. 1534 01:17:54,924 --> 01:17:57,969 Uh, I... [chuckles] 1535 01:17:58,011 --> 01:18:01,306 uh, how about coffee? 1536 01:18:03,391 --> 01:18:06,019 -I like it. Write that. -[Annie] Okay. 1537 01:18:08,521 --> 01:18:10,273 Hold on. I'm getting an alert. 1538 01:18:14,861 --> 01:18:17,197 A Nordstrom's... 1539 01:18:17,238 --> 01:18:19,741 charge for $4,000? 1540 01:18:19,783 --> 01:18:22,118 Yes. 1541 01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:23,953 Yeah. 1542 01:18:23,995 --> 01:18:25,497 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 1543 01:18:25,538 --> 01:18:29,042 Yeah. So almost everything is exchangeable. 1544 01:18:29,084 --> 01:18:33,755 Um, oh, and, hey, in other news, uh, I think we sold the house. 1545 01:18:33,797 --> 01:18:37,425 So, you know, that all probably evens out. 1546 01:18:40,220 --> 01:18:42,514 Wait a minute. Didn't you drop your phone in the toilet? 1547 01:18:44,599 --> 01:18:45,975 I sure did. 1548 01:18:46,017 --> 01:18:48,478 Okay. So where are you calling me from now? 1549 01:18:50,563 --> 01:18:52,857 Your laptop. 1550 01:18:52,899 --> 01:18:56,111 Turns out I'm not the only one with an easy password. 1551 01:18:56,152 --> 01:18:57,862 Wait. 1552 01:18:57,904 --> 01:18:59,948 No. What? 1553 01:18:59,989 --> 01:19:01,241 No. Mom? 1554 01:19:01,282 --> 01:19:02,325 No, no, no. What do you mean? 1555 01:19:02,367 --> 01:19:03,159 Don't. Mom. Mom. Mom. 1556 01:19:03,201 --> 01:19:04,911 Mom, stop. 1557 01:19:04,953 --> 01:19:06,204 -Oh, honey... -[Annie] Don't. Don't. 1558 01:19:06,246 --> 01:19:07,122 -No, no, no. -...I gotta run. 1559 01:19:07,163 --> 01:19:08,456 [Annie] No, no, no. Mom. 1560 01:19:08,498 --> 01:19:10,083 -Mommy. Mom. -Call me when you land. 1561 01:19:10,125 --> 01:19:11,584 -Mommy. What? No. No. -Love you, darling. 1562 01:19:11,626 --> 01:19:15,171 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1563 01:19:15,213 --> 01:19:20,343 [singer singing in Spanish] 1564 01:19:31,646 --> 01:19:36,985 [singer singing in Spanish] 1565 01:19:56,254 --> 01:19:58,965 [singer singing in Spanish] 1566 01:20:00,508 --> 01:20:02,302 * You say ta-ta, I say pop-pop * 1567 01:20:02,344 --> 01:20:04,929 * I don't give an ah, I just want him for an ah * 1568 01:20:04,971 --> 01:20:09,851 [singing in Spanish] 1569 01:20:12,604 --> 01:20:17,859 [singer singing in Spanish] 1570 01:21:30,181 --> 01:21:32,100 [Lindsey] Christian, come here, you little psycho. 1571 01:21:32,142 --> 01:21:35,103 [upbeat music playing] 103301