All language subtitles for CHiPs S02E01 Peaks and Valleys

When is it going
to be my turn to drive?

Soon.

Hey, with a new car it's bad

to keep switching drivers.

Switch?

We've had the car for three days

and I got to drive it
around the block once.

Yeah, you did very good too.

Hey, there's a ramp up ahead.

- We can change.
- Ha. Forget it.

Last time we got back
on the wrong freeway.

No, we-we only got 40,
50 miles to go.

I make my part of the payments.

Now, how about my rights?

Let's change places now.

What, while we're driving?

- No, come on.
- Okay, I'm on.

- You come over here.
- 'Okay. Alright.'

- Alright. I can do it.
- Okay.

Just g-get under me, now.

- And I'll get my legs over.
- Alright.

- I got it.
- You got it?

- Yeah.
- Okay, now.

Okay, I'm gonna climb over--

Let go. Wait, wait.

- Yeah.
- Over and over.

- Slide your legs over.
- Okay, now.

- Get-get underneath now.
- Alright.

- I'm over. I'm over.
- Whoo! Ha ha.

Hello, there.

- Let me just get my leg over.
- Right.

- Ah. I'm stuck.
- Ow.

You're on him!

Stay in your lane!

I'm trying.

Lookout for that car.

'I got it. I got it.'

Okay, put it down.

Can you get around
so I can drive?

'Here, get down more,
get down more.'

- 'Wait a minute.'
- 'Wait a minute.'

Watch out for these cars.
Can you watch where we're going?

- Don't hit that wall.
- I'm trying.

Okay, I got it.

Okay. You got it?

Accelerator stuck?

No. We are.

It's the cruise control.

'It's a new car.'

'I don't know how to work it.'

My leg,
I can't get my leg out.

You keep your eyes on the road.

Can one of you reach
the brake pedal?

I think, I think I can.

- I got it.
- Watch it.

- You know I'm tickly.
- I got it.

Don't be tickly.

Bob!

Bob, the road! Look out!

I'll take it.

You stay here, understand?

Lie still, ma'am.
Lie still and don't move.

LA 7-Mary-3 and 4,
10-97, 11-80.

Oh, my children.

Alright, we'll get
you out in a minute.

- 'Help!'
- 'Mom!'

- 'Daddy!'
- 'Help.'

- 'Dad. Daddy.'
- Ah.

Dad. Dad, are you okay?

Dad?

Come on, dad.

Dad, you okay?

Alright?

Okay? Okay, come on.

Come on.

Oh, God.

Dad, you okay?

Dad?

Say something, dad.

Find them, please.

- Dad, are you okay?
- People, move away, please.

People, back off, please!

Move away. Make room.

Sir, your wife
and kids are okay.

Just don't move, please.

Get back,
would you please, miss?

Step back.

It'll be alright.

They'll be alright.

Give this lady a hand here.

Son, you take care
of your sister.

Come on, folks, move away.

Please, back to your cars.

Oh, no, no. Aah!

Come on down to the lower road.

I think we got a spinal injury.

Hey, anything we can do?

You guys have done enough, huh?

Didn't they teach you
about back injuries?

Hey, look, we didn't even--

'You shouldn't have
touched this man.'

The first thing
you do is nothing.

And if you can't do that, you
don't do what you did to him.

Hey, now, just a minute--

Why don't you go write a ticket?

You know something, Ponch?

Rush hour traffic really
gets on your nerves.

Yeah, it really
gets on my nerves.

I know. I read your horoscope.

"Everyday occurrences
will bother you. Beware."

You know, how come
you always read my horoscope

'and never tell me about yours?'

Bugs you, right?

You want to know
what mine says today?

"If someone close
to you is edgy, be calm."

Ah-h.

Now, why would a kid
wanna do something like that?

Jon Baker.

It's me. Stan Bosca.

High school, remember?

Hey, how you doing?

How you doing? It's good
to see you, Stan.

Great, couldn't be better.
How's about you?

You know, I lost track of you
after the last reunion.

Yeah, I'm still out here,
meeting people.

Hey, you selling these nowadays?

- You like it?
- Yeah.

Three like it
in the whole state.

I just picked it up.

It's not the kind of car I sell

but I can afford to buy it.

Oh, yeah?
Business that good, huh?

Not good, man.

Fantastic.

Ah, that's great, Stan.

I'm really glad to hear it.

I just hope you wanna stay alive
long enough to enjoy it.

Hey, listen, Jon, uh..

Don't give me a break
on the ticket, alright?

'I know you guys
got a quota to fill.'

Just like my salesmen, right?

Really want to know
the truth, Stan?

There's no quota.

I always figured you
for a big winner.

'I think you're wasting
your time out here.'

I know what you make.
You're worth a lot more.

Doing what? Selling cars?

Raise your standard of living,
I guarantee you that.

Well, uh, I wasn't aware

that I looked so deprived.

No, all I'm saying is
you got a way with people, okay?

And y-you're blowing it
on drunks and speeders.

Stan, uh..

...I prefer to think that
I'm saving lives and property.

Could I have your signature?

Okay.

Was I going that fast?

Okay.

Well, look,
you got my card, Jon.

Come on by, okay?

Just check out the operation.

'Bring your partner.'

You know, Jon,
these-these freeways

ain't the whole ball of wax.

Think about it.

"No smoking, food, beverages?"

"If floor is cleaner
than your shoes stay outside?"

It's alright, Dave.
There's nothing there.

Why don't you go back
and lie down, huh?

'Come on.
Go back and lie down.'

Good dog,
going back and lying down.

Good, Dave, good.

You must be the new mechanic.

Oh, you picked
that up right away?

I'd like you
to look at my motor?

Nice.

What do you
say there, Fritzo?

Hey, what's up?

- Been by the motor pool yet?
- Yeah. What's wrong with him?

They jammed his nose
in a bag of dope at the border.

'He's just coming out of it.'

You must mean the dog.

Jon's talking about Harlan.

The dog was on sniffer duty
at the border.

I think he's cute.

I don't know about Harlan.

It's been a tough one, sarge.

The camper?

I heard.

Fill these out carefully.

Be exact about the time
and circumstances.

'And witnesses.'

What's the problem?

Driver has serious
spinal injuries.

They claim you
aggravated his condition

when you moved him.

No, we didn't.

Hey, that's not true.

Well, I sure hope
you can prove it.

And why should
we have to prove it?

There's gonna be a hearing

and a category one complaint.

You might have trouble.

So, what'd you put
under "comments?"

I left it blank,
what good are comments

if we can't prove
we did the right thing?

Yeah, but doesn't that
put the burden of proof

on the complainant?

He had witnesses.

Even if you're
vindicated at the hearing

there's still the civil suit.

Civil suit?

You're in a position
of personal liability

at a civil trial.

Grossie.

Tell me there's
a cheerful side to this.

Sure, there's a cheerful side.

I don't think they'll go
for criminal negligence.

Move, Dave.

Move over, Dave. Huh?

Please. Move over.

Never mind, Dave.

Find out what was wrong with it?

Yeah. Your kickstand
bracket broke.

I gave you a new one.

And, uh, that noise
that you were hearing

was caused
by this piece of metal

that was jammed in your link.

You should have picked
that up on visual inspection.

No, no. Down, Dave, down.

Uh, how soon before that cycle's

ready to go back on duty?

- It's ready now, sergeant.
- Good.

Reports on the camper accident.

The best we've
ever written, sarge.

Yes, well, it'll have to be.

Hey, your tire pressure is low.

Both tires.

Thank you.

Ah.

If I was two inches taller

I'd be cracking
the bricks with them.

Well, look at
the flipside, Harlan.

If you were two inches shorter

you'd be riding losers
at Hollywood Park.

I'm reviewing
the answers, Mr. Niles.

Now, it's important

that you answer
the same way each time.

Can you remember
being pulled

'from the cab of your camper?'

Yes, I can.

Who pulled you from the cab?

'Two men.'

I think they're
highway patrol officers.

And why do you think that?

I remember them wearing helmets

and brown uniforms.

And boots.

I remember that.

You said you saw..

...two officers
go down to your camper.

Only two.

Are these the men?

Yes.

Those are the men.

Frank Poncherello and Jon Baker.

Well, that's our case.

'I have statements from
the medics at the scene'

and everyone else, right up to

the chief surgeon
of the hospital.

What's going to happen
to the two officers?

We don't care about them.

We only care about
what happened to you.

Don't think about the officers.

'Think about your wife'

your children, and you.

Take care.

You worried about the hearing?

Yeah, I'm thinking about it.

Freeways aren't
the whole ball of wax.

The car business?
You thinking about another job?

Not a bad idea,
unless, of course

you're holding back
a big defense witness.

I guess it's obvious
somebody goofed with that man.

I wish I could figure out why
he's trying to nail us for it.

Just passing the buck, Ponch.

I'll tell you,
it really bothers me.

And it's, uh,
it's not one of those

everyday occurrences
in my horoscope.

I know, but what are
we gonna do about it, huh?

What are we gonna do?
We could..

Hey, partner.
Loosen your chin-strap.

You're gonna cut
the blood off to your brain.

That's that same girl.
You saw her.

A white '57 this morning,
a yellow '55 yesterday

a blue, and the day
before that, a red.

Why don't we go after her?

Maybe we can catch,
and you can talk to her.

And who knows?

Yeah, not the way
my luck's been running.

You're in
an emotional valley, Jon.

Nothing looks right to you.

'Think positive!'

Alright, we'll get
a defense for the hearing

and, uh, check out
that car sales job.

That do it?

And one item.

Next time you see
that mystery woman..

...follow her.

Same girl, different cars.

That's reasonable
cause to stop her.

Pull it over!

Pull it over.
I'll stay with ya.

Come on.

- You alright?
- Yeah.

Yeah, driver's alright.

Yeah, as long
as he doesn't sue us.

How did you burn your hand?

Uh, it always happens
when I open hot doors.

Hi, fellas.

- Hi, sarge.
- Hi, sarge.

I think you'd better read that.

A hearing from the field
operations lieutenant, right?

It'll take place here.

Just tell him
your story with, uh

any evidence and witnesses.

We don't have any witnesses.

What does this Niles
guy want from us?

I don't know about
Niles, but his attorney

wants to establish
your incompetence

'negligence.'

'Then he can move on to
nail the state for a bundle.'

Oh, we're gonna
defend the state?

I think the state's
gonna live through it.

But what you guys got to worry
about is the civil action

that they want to
bring against you.

Yeah, when does it ever stop?

Look, uh, you guys
go get cleaned up

and, uh, I'll take over here.

Uh, by the way, uh..

...I want you guys
to do your little act

'over at, uh, Palisades High'

'for a group of
explorer scouts.'

Tomorrow morning, 10 a.m.

A recruiting pitch?

I don't know, sarge.

In his frame of mind?

Tomorrow morning, 10 a.m.

We'd better get
together tonight

and work on that
hearing, Jon.

- Alright?
- Yeah.

But first, let's investigate
a new line of work.

Now, we don't use
the other system here.

If you can grab
a buyer, he's yours.

I see. Well, how do
you know what price?

You know, how do you
know how much it costs?

Oh, it's coded, look.

See, the outside
numbers are the year.

You just add 95
to the center numbers.

Add a couple hundred onto that.

It makes it a lot
easier for the closer.

Especially if
there's a trade-in.

But...just get them
breathing heavily

over a particular car

and, uh, we juggle
the numbers in the office.

No, look, take the straw
dog off the deal

and plaster the sticks.

So...when can you guys start?

Uh..

Oh, we'd really like to think

about it for a while.

Oh, yeah, hey, sure.
Take all the time you need.

Uh, y-you remember
that ticket you wrote me?

- Uh-huh.
- Is there any way to bury it?

The insurance company
boosted the premium.

Uh, I'm sorry, Stan, there's
really nothing I can do.

See the kind of
position you're in?

You can't even help out a pal.

Got to be fast on
your feet around here.

It's a jungle, pal.

Look around. I gotta
do a little hand-holding.

Come on, Ponch.

Uh, CHP is always looking

for a few top-notch recruits.

I know you're all giving it
serious thought as a career

but it's not all
fun and games.

It has it's good
times and, uh..

...and its bad.

'Anyway, it's a, it's
a career of service.'

And one you can be proud of.

Any questions?

Um, could you tell us
why you chose the patrol

and what you like best about it?

Why don't we
show them, partner?

Hey, hey.

No, I don't...n-no.

What I want is a CHP sedan.

With spotlights and flashers
and all that on it.

And that big star on the door.

Use it for a bull's-eye, right?

Believe it.

Let's make that call.

Yeah!

'Attention, all units.'

'We have an anonymous
telephone report'

'of a group of dirt bikes'

'tearing up the reservoir'

'on Canyon Road immediately'

'East of the junction
of State Road 25.'

'Units responding, answer up.'

LA 15, 7 Adam responding
from Mulholland Drive.

LA 15, 7 Mary 4

responding from
Lower Canyon Road.

LA 15, this is 7 Adam.
I'm 10-97.

I'll be leaving my unit
for about ten minutes

checking out the area.

- Look at that baby.
- Yeah.

LA 15, 7 Mary 4.

'10-97 Canyon Road,
shots fired.'

'10-4, 7 Mary 4.'

'10-97 Canyon Road,
shots fired.'

Whoo-o-o!

'Whee!'

Give it back now!

Whoo-o-o! Ha ha ha hoo!

'Whee!'

Oh, man, I wish I
had a picture of that.

We'll clip it out
of the papers, man.

- It's gonna be in every paper.
- 'Yeah?'

Yeah.

Look at that, look at that.

Whoo-o-o!

Freeze, police!

Drop the weapons!
Raise your hands!

You have the right
to remain silent.

If you do not choose
to remain silent

anything you say
can and will be used

against you in a court of law.

Come on, you guys.
It was just a stunt.

You know, kind of
like a way to get even.

Even? For what?

You know.

You guys got it all.

We don't have tommy guns.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I can get
you all you want.

You want to call this in?
His radio's a little shot.

LA 7 Mary 4.

Advising code four
at Canyon Road.

'Need 11-48 and a tow truck.'

'7 Mary 3, 10-4.'

I know, I'm in
an emotional valley.

Obviously, a symbolic act

against an inanimate object.

But why?

A gesture of defiance

against authority.

It's like any
senseless destruction

it tends to give
the perpetrator an identity.

Yeah, well,
they've got that now.

- Six felony counts.
- Hmm.

Harlan, what is
that dog doing here?

It's a force of habit, sergeant.

He's been around policemen
since he was a rookie.

Uh, sarge, can we do the
paperwork on the shooters later?

It's about
our hearing, uh..

We wanna visit a witness.

Oh, you have one?

Yeah. Our accuser, Niles.

Uh, that's dangerous.

Oh, believe me,
we'll be careful.

Alright.

- And, Harlan.
- Yes, sir.

Would you leave
that dog at home?

Turn right
at the light.

Thought we were
going to the hospital.

Did you read
your horoscope?

"You find a pleasant answer
to a nagging question."

What's that supposed to mean?

It means, before we go
to the hospital, follow me.

I did a little
research last night.

Alright.

Well, hello there.

Hi.

Uh, I just had to
figure it out, you know.

I keep seeing you in all
these different T-Birds.

I run errands in them.

I'm Melanie Ingalls.

I'm Jon Baker.

I just had to
find out, you know.

It's, uh..

...it's just one of
those...nagging questions.

It's a disco concert.

Tonight's the last night.

- Oh.
- Here.

Complimentary tickets
from T-Bird Classics.

Oh, I'm sorry, uh, I
don't mean to sound square

but see, we have a rule that
we can't accept certain things..

Oh, I understand.
Could a friend take you?

Sure.

Then it'd be okay
if I carried the passes?

Yeah, that'd be terrific.

Uh, this is my partner
Frank Poncherello.

'He's the one that found you.'

Hello.

I'll carry four passes.

Alright.

That would really be terrific.

Yeah.

Mr. Niles, do you remember me?

'Yes, I do.'

Bob, these are the, uh, officers

who were at the accident.

I guess you're here
about the complaint.

'Everything I said
was the truth.'

I'm sorry if I got
you guys in trouble.

But it's still the truth.

That is impossible, sir.

We never touched you.

See, we thought
if you saw us

maybe you could
remember, uh..

...something more.

No.

I never saw your faces.

Just your helmets
and your uniforms.

'Well, I saw your faces.'

Don't you remember?

You carried me over to daddy.

I sure do, little princess.

But your daddy was already
out of the truck by then.

Mm, honey

did you see who
moved your daddy?

No.

But Tommy did.

He said they were just
a couple of men in gold hats.

Gold hats?

You know, power line guys.

Gold hats and-and boots.

It's coming back.

Hardhats.

I made a mistake.

You were there.

You told me not to move.

You know, you were right.

You never touched me.

Alright, let's hear
it for him, folks.

'Huh? Not too bad.'

Okay, everybody, on
the floor. You ready?

'How easy, right?
Come on, get in there.'

Hey, you guys were really
something on the dance floor.

Can I pick a partner,
I ask you, huh?

You know, you guys are the first
policemen I've ever known

and you're really
fun to be with.

Oh, we're fun?

You must really
enjoy your life.

Well, it has a lot to do
with the company we're with.

But, uh, our profession

has a lot of ups
and downs, and, uh..

...peaks and valleys.

Please, I've got to get through.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Oh, my God.

'Can you just step back,
please? Excuse me.'

Please help me.

Come on, you're
gonna be okay now.

Ponch.

She's gonna deliver right here.

Go to the microphone,
tell M.J. Kelly

'to ask for a doctor.'

You can get me some
towels, napkins, tablecloth.

- Whatever, okay?
- Oh, please.

Listen, folks,
help us out.

Let's form a circle,
face outward. Alright?

Form a circle,
face out, okay?

It's gonna be fine.
Everything's gonna be okay.

Grab her hands
and keep her calm.

It's okay.

Help me.

Make sure there's an ambulance
on the way, alright?

I'll get it.

It's alright.

It's okay now.

It's gonna be okay.

Now, push!

Uh!

Uh-h-h!

Ah.

Push, come on.

Uh-h.

- It's a boy.
- It's a boy!

Thank you.

Excuse me.

What's your name?

Uh, Jon Baker.

Yours?

Frank Poncherello.

These are the doctors that
delivered our baby boy.

Wait a minute, hold it.
They're not doctors.

You're not, you're
not, you're doctors?

What are you?

We're California
Highway Patrol officers.

Alright.