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I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind
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I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat titties
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So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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Episode 10x02
"Smug Alert"
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Hey there, Richard!
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Oh, hey Gerald.
New car?
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Yeah. It's a hybrid.
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I just... I just couldn't sit back and be a
part of destroying the earth anymore.
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Well... Good for you.
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Oho... Thaanks.
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Well, there goes the new high-and-mighty
Gerald Broflovski.
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Yeah, ever since he got that new hybrid
he thinks he's better than everyone else.
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You know, the emissions from a vehicle like
yours causes irreparable damage to the ozone.
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I drive a hybrid,
it's much better for the environment.
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Thaaanks.
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Dad, can we go home? All you ever do since you
got this car is drive around and show it off!
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Hey, is that a hybrid?
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Oh yes. You've got one too, I see.
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Yeah, I like to be a part of the soluuution
and not part of the probluuhm.
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Well, anyway, good for you!
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Thaaanks.
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Dad, I think Ike is starving to death.
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Hold on, boys.
We still have to go to the hardware store
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and hand out awareness citations
to SUV cars in the parking lot.
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What?!
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Okay, there's another one.
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Aw, man! Look at that!
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Can you believe this?!
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An SUV with a V8 engine, makes me sick!
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"Ticket for driving a gas-guzzler."
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Dad, can we go home, please?
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Look, there's a Jeep over there!
Go write them a ticket, Kyle!
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But Dad, I want-
- Now, Kyle!
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Oh hey Kyle.
- Aw, hey dude. What are you doing here?
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Helping my Dad pick out some cool
new power tools. What are you doing?
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Helping my Dad give people fake tickets.
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What's this?
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Oh! Sorry Randy. Looks like you got a ticket.
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A ticket?
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"Failure to care about the environment."
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Oh Goddamnit, did you do this, Gerald?!
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Yeah. I'm just, you know, trying to make
people more aware you know, it's a-
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You got some nerve, you know that?!
Where do you come off ticketing people?!
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Well, Randy, calm down.
It's not a real ticket.
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I know it's not a real ticket!!
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Broflovski, did you put
this crap on my windshield?!
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Jimbo, your truck probably gets
less than ten miles to the gallon.
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Well thanks, Officer Dickhole!
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Dad, let's just go!
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Look, I'm just trying to make the people of
South Park aware of a very serious problem.
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The problem, Gerald,
is that ever since you got a hybrid car,
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you've gotten so smug that
you love the smell of your own farts!
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Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't think it was
"high and mighty" to care about the earth!
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And that too! Stop talking with your
eyes closed! That's what smug people do!
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Well, I really don't see how
that has anything to do with the-
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There, like that! Stop that!
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Who the hell put this faggy
fake ticket on my truck!
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All right, that does it!
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Come on, Kyle, I don't want you hanging
around with these ignorant idiots!
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Yeah. Yeah, I think it's best
we just do it right away.
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Dad.
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Dad, Ike and I have been talking, and well,
we feel that your new car is changing you.
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Yes, it certainly is.
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We're thinking that a lot of people
in town starting tooo...
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Take offense.
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...are starting to take
offense at your actions.
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We feel like you're starting to becuhhhm...
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Alienated.
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...star-starting to become alienated
from some of your friends.
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Well, I totally agree, Kyle.
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You do?
- Yes.
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A lot of people in town just
aren't ready to drive hybrid cars.
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Right!
Okay, good.
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And that's why, I've talked it over
with your mother, and
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...we've decided to move!
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What?!
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We need to be where everyone is motivated
and progressive like us!
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Start getting your things packed, boys!
The Broflovksi family is moving to San Francisco!
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Yeah?
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Uh hay, Stan. Uh you should come on over.
Uh they're havin' a goin'-away party for Kyle.
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Going away party?
What do you mean?
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Well don't you know?
Kyle's movin' away.
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Moving away?
Kyle can't move away!
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Well he is.
- Where's the going-away party?
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At Cartman's house.
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Hey everybody!
There's more pop in the refrigerator.
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Let's make this the best going-away party ever!
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Hey Eric, where is Kyle?
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Who?
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Kyle, the person leaving.
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Kyle? Why would I invite Kyle?
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Dude, a going-away party is suppose
to be for the person who is going away!
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Kyle? Kyle!
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Kyle's not here.
Cartman didn't invite him.
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What?!
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You guys, this is our party. That no-good
back-stabbing Jew rat is finally leaving!
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Come on, everyone! Let's sing!
Nanana na!
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Nanana na!
Hey hey hey!
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Goodbye Kyle!
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Kyle! Dude what is going on?!
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My Dad says he can't live here anymore.
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Mr. Broflovski, please.
Kyle's my best friend.
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I'm sorry, Stan, but unfortunately you live in a
small-minded town filled with ignorant boobs.
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Well... Maybe they'll change.
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I wouldn't count on it.
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Come on, boys, get in the car!
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No!
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Maybe you can make a difference, Stan.
Maybe you can get everyone to drive hybrid cars.
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Until that day, we're just gonna
have to be with our own kind.
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I will. I will get everyone to
drive hybrid cars! I swear it!
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Well? What do you think, huh?
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Oh Gerald, it's beau-tiful.
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Yeah. Now this, is a house.
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Oh hello there, you must be the new neighbors.
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Yes that's right. We're the Broflovskis.
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Welcome to San Francisco.
I'm Peter Thompson.
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This is my wife, Nancy Jarvis
and our son, Brian Thompson-Jarvis.
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So how do you like the neighborhood?
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Oh it's gorgeous.
These old houses are so neat.
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Yes, well, unlike most cities
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in San Francisco we try to keep all the
historic houses instead of knocking them down.
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You in here, Peter?
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Oh hay, Paul.
Come on in and meet the Broflovskis.
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Hello there. I'm Paul McDonahue.
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This is my wife, Paulie Beaumont-McCallahan
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and our daughter,
Mindy McDonahue-Beaumont-McCallahan.
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Hello.
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We noticed your hybrid out front,
that's a V series, right?
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Yeah. That's right.
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Whoa, nice car, but we're gonna
have to get you into the BT series.
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Its emissions are actually cleaner.
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Wow, so, everyone here drives a hybrid, huh?
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Oh, of course. We're a little more progressive
and ahead of the curve here in San Franciso.
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Ahhhm.
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Anyway, I'm sure you'll
find it much better here.
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Yes, you'll find that San Francisco is pretty much
more open-minded and grown-up than the Midwest.
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Ahhh, ahh.
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We're just a little bit more protective of
our environment here in San Francisco.
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Yeah. We sure are.
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Come on, people. Come on, people now.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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I'm writing a song about
the importance of hybrid cars
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so maybe people will change their ways.
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That's gay, heh.
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Well if I have any chance of getting Kyle back.
I have to get people to stop driving SUVs!
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Why do you want Kyle back?
Don't you see how awesome it is without him?
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You know, Cartman,
you may be stoked now
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but I bet you're gonna find that
without Kyle around to rip on
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your life is empty, and hollow.
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Psh! Whatever dude.
I don't need Kyle to rip on, I've got Butters.
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Come on, Butters, you stupid Jew!
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Yeah! I'm a dumb Jew.
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Come on, people. Come on, people now.
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All right, all you dreamers and creamers
out there out there in South Park
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I'm gonna play a song by a local artist that
really made me think about my impact on the earth.
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This is Stan Marsh with "Hey, People,
You've Gotta Drive Hybrids Already"
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Come on now, people now people now
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People now, come on now, people now
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Got to drive hybrids, people now
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People now, people now, people now
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Hybrids are for people now, people now
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Group of people driving people now
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Get a hybrid, be good people now.
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He's right.
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We have all got to be people now
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People-driving-hybrid people now
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People now, people now, hybrid now
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Hybrid-people-driving people now.
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Come on, people, let's be people now
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Hybrid-people-driving people now
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Come on, everybody be people now.
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Hey Jimbo, you got a hybrid too?
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Yeah, I just wanted to try
to set an example, you know?
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Yeah, I guess it's up to us to show
everyone the way. Good for you!
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Thaaanks.
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Can you believe some people
still don't drive hybrids?
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I know! It's like "Earth to America? Hello?
This is simple stuff here. Gawl"
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Well from now on, I'm only going to
associate with other hybride-car drivers.
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Everyone else is just ignorant, m'kay?
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Good for you!
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Thaaanks!
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At least we're smart enough to know better!
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Thaaanks!
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Come on, everybody be people now.
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And so we are here to honor Stan Marsh
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for making South Park the city with the highest
percentage of hybrid owners in the country!
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If only the rest of the country
was as insightful as we are.
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Ah, thanks.
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I was really just trying to make it
so my friend can move back here so...
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if you don't mind,
I'm gonna try to get a hold of him now.
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Great speech!
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Yeah, well, you know my son is just
a little bit more clever than some.
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Hello there, I'm Ranger McFriendly.
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I'm the person who watches over
the delicate ecosystem of South Park.
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You must be the little boy who wrote that song.
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Yeah.
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You son of a bitch!
Do you have any idea what you've done?!
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What?!
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Come with me!
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There! Look!
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Smog? There's never been
smog over South Park before.
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Don't you get it?!
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When people drive hybrid cars
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they get so full of themselves they spew
tons of self-satisfied garbage into the air!
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That isn't smog, it's smug!
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Smug?
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Hybrid cars make better for emission levels
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but people who drive hybrid cars
are the leading cause of smug.
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You can have smug in the atmosphere
and you know what that leads to?
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Global laming!
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Thanks to your gay little song, South Park is
now the secong smuggiest city in America!
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This is a South Park News Weather Bulletin!
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It looks like we have
a smug alert here in South Park.
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Our own Keenan Williams has the details.
Keenan?
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Thanks, Tom, a smug alert is in
effect at least tomorrow morning.
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All those hybrid cars on the
road have caused heavy smug
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to develop over most of Park
and Jefferson Counties.
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On the national map
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we can see smug over Denver
and developing smug in Los Angeles.
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However, San Francisco is once again
the smuggiest city in the country.
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A smuggy day in San Francisco town.
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Sheila, did you meet Gail and Brian, yet?
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No! Hello, how are you?
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Really good, really good.
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Hey there. Alan, right?
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Actually, it's Alain.
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Right right, w-would,
would you like red or white wine?
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Can I just get an empty glass?
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Oh. Sure.
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Can you believe all these imbecils in Texas?
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They just put another prisoner to death.
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So...
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what do you do for fun?
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We drink and take drugs.
239
00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:11,168
You want some acid?
240
00:12:11,168 --> 00:12:13,157
Oh, no thanks. We don't do that stuff.
241
00:12:13,184 --> 00:12:16,567
You will. There's a reason most
San Francisco kids take a lot of drugs.
242
00:12:16,594 --> 00:12:18,601
It's the only thing that allows
us to deal with our parents
243
00:12:18,601 --> 00:12:21,310
all walking around loving the smell
of their own farts all the time.
244
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,351
Everthing okay in here, Kyle?
245
00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:24,626
Yeah, fine, Dad.
246
00:12:24,653 --> 00:12:27,848
So much better here with
the intellectuals, isn't it, boys?
247
00:12:31,264 --> 00:12:32,694
Mmmm.
248
00:12:34,778 --> 00:12:37,514
Well... maybe I'll take just half a hit of acid.
249
00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,174
I want three.
250
00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:43,855
No, no, I'm asking if there's a listing
for Broflovski in San Francisco!
251
00:12:43,882 --> 00:12:44,947
They just moved there!
252
00:12:44,975 --> 00:12:49,394
Haha! Take that, Jew boy! I guess you Heebs
can't even play video football!
253
00:12:49,628 --> 00:12:51,322
Yeah. You're right.
254
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,757
You know Butters, you make for a lousy Jew.
255
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,368
Well I'm sorry. Well it shows that
I'm not Jewish, and now th-
256
00:12:58,368 --> 00:13:00,906
No, no! Don't apologize, you asshole!
257
00:13:01,229 --> 00:13:02,118
Marsh!
258
00:13:02,243 --> 00:13:03,867
Oh crap, Ranger McFriendly.
259
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:04,493
Who?
260
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:09,215
You'd better come with me to the news station!
Our situation just got a lot worse!
261
00:13:10,385 --> 00:13:13,732
noticed it on the computer this morning.
Look here.
262
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:19,049
This is the smug over South Park.
It's... getting bigger and gaining strength.
263
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,200
The smug?
264
00:13:20,242 --> 00:13:23,131
The smug is getting so massive
that it's moving west...
265
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:26,599
and fusing with the San Francisco smug...
Here.
266
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:29,738
These two smug clouds are
combining, fueling each other.
267
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,183
Now take a look at this.
268
00:13:31,530 --> 00:13:32,183
What is that?
269
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:36,040
It's the smug from George Clooney's
acceptance speech at the Academy Awards.
270
00:13:36,096 --> 00:13:37,773
George Clooney's acceptance speech?
271
00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:38,703
Did you hear it?
272
00:13:38,703 --> 00:13:42,120
He talked about how people in Hollywood
are ahead of the curve on social mattes.
273
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,251
He even took credit for
the Civil Rights movement -Look!
274
00:13:44,279 --> 00:13:45,321
The point is...
275
00:13:45,321 --> 00:13:49,932
the smug from his acceptance speech has
been slowly drifting north since he gave it...
276
00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:52,112
and is headed straight for the supercell.
277
00:13:52,154 --> 00:13:55,939
The South Park and San Francisco
smug is already at critical mass.
278
00:13:56,022 --> 00:13:59,050
If it gets hit by George Clooney's
acceptance speech
279
00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:01,828
it will be a disaster of epic proportions.
280
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,633
The perfect storm... of self-satisfaction.
281
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,607
We've got to tell the townspeople!
282
00:14:07,607 --> 00:14:10,135
South Park still has a chance
to make it through the storm!
283
00:14:10,165 --> 00:14:11,550
What about San Francisco?
284
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:17,733
Kid, thanks to your gay little song,
there's not gonna be a San Francisco.
285
00:14:20,023 --> 00:14:21,356
Soo, that's it people.
286
00:14:21,356 --> 00:14:25,759
When the smug from George Clooney's speech
hits the San Francisco and South Park smug
287
00:14:25,759 --> 00:14:28,914
we're gonna witness a storm the
likes of which we've never seen.
288
00:14:28,956 --> 00:14:33,192
Are you trying to tell us the smug from
our hybrids is actually gonna kill us all?
289
00:14:33,219 --> 00:14:36,581
If the smug clouds remain
the way they are, yes.
290
00:14:39,013 --> 00:14:40,958
This is all Stan's fault!
291
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:44,680
He wrote that gay little song and
got us to drive those damned hybrids!
292
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,226
Yeah. Good going, stupid!
293
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:54,004
Listen! Though we all agree this is Stan's
fault, there is still something we can do.
294
00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:57,115
If we all work together to reduce smugness
295
00:14:57,143 --> 00:15:00,647
we might be able to lessen the effects of
the storm, at least here in our own town.
296
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:04,174
Then that's it.
There's only one way to reduce smugness.
297
00:15:04,216 --> 00:15:06,562
We've gotta destroy every hybrid car in town!
298
00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:11,256
Everyone get your hybrid and meet at Dawson's!
299
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,531
Hey, where do you think you're going?!
300
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,378
I'm gonna try and warn Kyle
to get out of San Francisco.
301
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:18,602
Oh no you're not!
302
00:15:18,602 --> 00:15:22,032
Your gay little song got us to drive hybrids,
you're gonna help us get rid of 'em!
303
00:15:22,282 --> 00:15:25,213
How long do we have until
the smug clouds collide?
304
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,174
Not long.
305
00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:30,633
The smug from George Clooney's Academy Awards
Acceptance Speech has already crossed into Arizona.
306
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:41,800
The hell is that?
307
00:15:55,759 --> 00:15:58,398
"Oscar winner, George Clooney, sexiest man alive"
308
00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:05,343
Wow, Eric.
You sure are a great guy for doing this.
309
00:16:05,426 --> 00:16:06,499
I don't have a choice.
310
00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:10,276
Somebody has to get into San Francisco and warn
Kyle's family to get out before the storm hits.
311
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,234
But... how come we can't
just take the bus on into the city?
312
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,974
You don't know San Francisco, Butters.
313
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,251
It was the breeding ground for
the hippie movement in the 60s.
314
00:16:17,265 --> 00:16:20,817
Those hard-core liberals, lesbian activists
and diehard modern hippies young and old.
315
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:25,194
I swore I would never set foot in San Francisco.
316
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:26,344
God help me.
317
00:16:31,785 --> 00:16:33,785
All right, Butters,
I'll be tethered to you through this cord.
318
00:16:33,813 --> 00:16:36,452
It's my only lifeline,
so make sure it stays taut.
319
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,788
If you stop hearing my voice,
for the love of Christ
320
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:40,371
start reeling me in with all your strength.
321
00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:43,468
I will. You're really great for
going to warn Kyle, Eric.
322
00:16:43,552 --> 00:16:45,121
I'm not doin' it for Kyle.
323
00:16:46,347 --> 00:16:48,542
I can't believe I'm actually going
to walk through San Francisco.
324
00:16:48,986 --> 00:16:50,653
Well, here it goes.
325
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,079
All right. All right,
now get it into the masher! Hurry up!
326
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,432
Can't somebody else opeate this?
I can't really reach.
327
00:17:06,432 --> 00:17:09,751
Well then you shouldn't have written
that gay little song, shouldn't you have?!
328
00:17:15,071 --> 00:17:18,539
Keenan, we've gotten rid of half
the hybrid cars! How are the smug levels?!
329
00:17:18,877 --> 00:17:21,941
They're dropping, slowly,
but... but we're running out of time!
330
00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:33,447
Yeah, it's like, San Francisco is more
of a European city, like Paris or Milan.
331
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:36,126
Butters, are you there?!
- I'm here, Eric.
332
00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:39,898
I've started to enter the smug. I'm about a
quarter mile in. Can you give me an EL?
333
00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:44,412
You must be nearing Union Square.
Did you see a fountain to your left?
334
00:17:44,745 --> 00:17:47,231
Yes. It's just beyond yet
another wine and cheese store.
335
00:17:47,287 --> 00:17:50,707
Wait, uhh, eh take your next right.
You've got to start heading west.
336
00:17:50,873 --> 00:17:52,901
Turning right at O two four niner.
337
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:03,638
That's it. That's that the last one.
338
00:18:03,818 --> 00:18:06,568
Keenan?
Keenan, we've smashed the last hybrid!
339
00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:10,189
Harry, the smug from Clooney's speech
is about to hit the other smug system!
340
00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:12,064
Get everyone inside!
341
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:16,861
God help us.
342
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:34,723
Butters?! Butters, I think I'm here!
2419 Castillo?!
343
00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:39,362
That's it! Eric, hurry!
Somethin's goin' on out here!
344
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:45,764
Mr. Broflovski! Mr. Broflovski,
there a smug storm! We have to go!
345
00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:48,639
Being smug is a good thing.
346
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,183
Oh my Christ!
347
00:18:53,864 --> 00:18:55,280
Kyle? Kyle!
348
00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:59,959
The acid.
Dude, I'm totally tripping balls.
349
00:19:00,459 --> 00:19:02,917
I'm totally tripping balls.
350
00:19:03,764 --> 00:19:06,319
I'm totally tripping balls.
351
00:19:06,472 --> 00:19:08,305
We have to get out of here!
Now!
352
00:19:10,695 --> 00:19:11,918
Kyle!
353
00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:15,168
Kyle!
354
00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:27,020
And now, the worst appears to be over.
355
00:19:27,214 --> 00:19:30,774
Last night's smug storm...
has left thousands homeless.
356
00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:35,708
All across the Midwest,
people are picking up the pieces.
357
00:19:35,879 --> 00:19:39,198
Cities like Denver and South Lake
are heavily damaged
358
00:19:39,226 --> 00:19:40,364
but still all right.
359
00:19:40,795 --> 00:19:43,982
However, San Francisco, I'm afraid...
360
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:47,440
has disappeared completely up its own asshole.
361
00:19:48,745 --> 00:19:49,926
No.
362
00:19:50,454 --> 00:19:51,900
I'm sorry, Stan.
363
00:19:52,384 --> 00:19:55,491
I'm sorry your gay little
song killed your friend.
364
00:19:57,506 --> 00:19:59,735
Hey! Hey, Stan! You're not gonna believe it!
365
00:19:59,735 --> 00:20:00,915
You've gotta come see.
366
00:20:00,971 --> 00:20:02,568
What?
- It's a miracle!
367
00:20:06,771 --> 00:20:07,708
Kyle!
368
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,035
Hey Stan.
- Dude, what happened?
369
00:20:10,035 --> 00:20:12,377
We don't know. We were all passed out and...
370
00:20:12,397 --> 00:20:15,744
next thing we know we just
woke up on a bus heading here.
371
00:20:15,786 --> 00:20:18,786
It's like you had a guardian angel, m'kay?
372
00:20:20,798 --> 00:20:22,520
Dude, I'm so glad you're not dead.
373
00:20:22,562 --> 00:20:26,283
So I guess there's nothing
left to do now but... rebuild.
374
00:20:26,366 --> 00:20:29,380
Yeah. First off, we're all gonna need new cars.
375
00:20:29,422 --> 00:20:32,883
And let's make sure nobody
gets a stupid hybrid, right?
376
00:20:35,237 --> 00:20:37,973
No! Hybrid cars are a good thing!
377
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:41,226
But hybrid cars are the
leading cause of smug, m'kay?
378
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:44,426
Hybrid cars don't cause smugness, people do.
379
00:20:47,092 --> 00:20:51,396
Look, hybrid cars are important.
They may even save our planet one day.
380
00:20:51,396 --> 00:20:55,730
What you all need to do is just learn
to drive hybrids and not be smug about it.
381
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:58,454
You mean...
382
00:20:58,454 --> 00:21:02,854
drive in hybrids... but not act like we're
better than everyone else because of it.
383
00:21:02,938 --> 00:21:03,729
Yeah!
384
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:07,160
I'm...
I'm not ready...
385
00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:09,436
I don't think I can do it either.
386
00:21:09,546 --> 00:21:11,421
It's simply asking too much.
387
00:21:11,477 --> 00:21:17,069
Perhaps... one day... we can learn to drive
hybrids without being smug about it.
388
00:21:17,662 --> 00:21:21,573
But for now...
the technology is just too much for us.
389
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:24,999
Come on, everybody!
Let's go buy wasterful gas guzzlers!
390
00:21:28,527 --> 00:21:30,541
Well, looks like you're
back for good, huh Kyle?
391
00:21:30,569 --> 00:21:31,819
Yeah, I guess so.
392
00:21:31,847 --> 00:21:34,988
We just can't get rid of you, can we,
you sneaky Jew rat!
393
00:21:35,029 --> 00:21:37,668
Don't belitle my people, you fucking fatass!
394
00:21:38,852 --> 00:21:40,408
Ah, that's better.
395
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,220
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