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I'm going out to South Park
gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
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I'm goin out to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
people spouting howdy neighbor
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I'm heading out to south park
to see if i cant unwind
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I like girls with big fat titties
really big fat titties
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So come on out to south park
and meet some friends of mine
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Episode 10x01
"The Return of Chef"
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Previously on South Park...
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You guys, you guys!
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Chef is going away.
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Going away?
For how long?
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Forever.
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I'm sorry boys.
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Chef said he's been bored, so he joining a
group called the Super Adventure Club.
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Wow!
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Chef? What kind of questions do you think
adventuring around the world is gonna answer?!
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What's the meaning of life?
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Why are we here?
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I hope you're making the right choice.
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I'm gonna miss him.
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I'm gonna miss Chef and
I... and I don't know how to tell him!
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Dude, how are we gonna go on?
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Chef was our fuh...f-ffriend.
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And we will all miss you, Chef,
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but we know you must do
what your heart tells you.
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Good-bye!
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Good-bye, Chef!
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Have a great time with
the Super Adventure Club!
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Good-bye!
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See you later!
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And now, Part Two of "Life Without Chef".
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Draw two card, fatass.
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Reverse to you, Jew.
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I'll get it.
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Hello there, children!
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He's back!
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Chef! I can't believe you're back!
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Well, it's true.
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But are you back for good?
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That's right.
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Hey eveybody!
Chef's back!
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Wow! It seems like you had a great time
with the Super Adventure Club, Chef.
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They sound like really interesting people.
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Yeah!
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But now that you're back here
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does that mean that you're not
in the Super Adventure Club anymore?
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No, no!
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So have you decided you can still
belong to the Super Adventure Club
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but live here in South Park again?
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That's right.
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Well, it seems like the Super Adventure Club
was just what you needed, Chef.
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You must be feeling very happy that you
found a club to belong to with new friends,
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but that you can also live here
in South Park with all your old friends
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whom you care for deeply.
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Right?
- That's right.
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Randy!
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Well Chef, you're welcome to stay with
me until you buy another house.
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Thank you. Jimbo.
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Well, come on everybody. I'm sure Chef would
like a little time to get moved back in.
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That's right! Thank you.
Good-bye, everybody.
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Great to have you back. Bye-bye.
Seeya Chef. See you later. Bye.
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Well, I- guess we'll see you
in school tomorrow, Chef.
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You bet!
Good-bye.
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Children!
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Right.
Uh, seeya.
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Uh, guys?
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Did Chef seem a little, uh, trippy to you?
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Well, look. he said he's happier now.
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Maybe he just needs to rest up a little.
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Yeah. I'm sure whatever that Super
Adventure Club does is pretty tiring.
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Yeah, but whatever,
I'm just glad he's back for good.
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Yeah, me too.
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It's really weird what he said.
I don't know, it kind of confused me.
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Oh boy oh boy, I can't wait to
have Chef's lunch food again.
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Yeah. I hope he makes his
Salisbury steak with buttered noodles!
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You guys, you guys.
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What?
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Something's wrong with Chef.
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He's saying some really weird stuff.
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Like what?
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I think...
I think he wants to have sex with me.
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What?!
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I gotta... I gotta go.
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Weirdo.
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Hello there, children!
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Hey, Chef!
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How's it goin'?
- Good.
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Well, how about I meet you boys
after work and we make love?
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Excuse me?
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Come on, children!
You're my sexual fantasy.
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Let's all make sweeet love.
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Chef?
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A-are you okay?
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I want to stick my balls
inside your rectum, Kyle.
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Dude, what are you saying?
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I'm gonna make love to your asshole, children.
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What?!
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Hi kids, I'm Detective Jarvis.
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I need to ask you all some difficult
questions about your school cafeteria chef.
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This doesn't make any sense!
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We have some information that all this time
Chef has been and still is a pedophile.
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No, he's not.
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Uh huh.
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No, he's not.
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Yeah, yeah he is so.
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What's a pedophile?
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Now, we need some tesimony
in order to arrest Chef.
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So I'm gonna use this doll to
ask you kids a few questions.
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Did Chef ever touch any of you... here?
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No!
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Okay, did he touch you here?
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No!
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Did he ever do this?
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How about this?
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My Uncle Bud did that to me once!
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Did Chef ever try one of these on for size?
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Goddamnit, Chef isn't like that!
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Something funny is going on around here!
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Young man, will you please pay attention!
This is very important stuff!
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Hello there, children!
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Chef, the police are asking
questions about you!
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Oh really?
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Well, let's all go home and make love.
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No, Chef, we don't wanna make love to you!
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Kenny, how would you like
to sodomize my black ass?
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Chef, Chef!
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You need to get out of here
before you get arrested, all right?!
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I specializes in your asshole, Kyle.
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Man, I can't believe all this time,
Chef just wanted us for sex.
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He didn't want us for sex, fatass!
Something is making him say those things
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Like what?
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Something must have happened
to Chef while he was gone.
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Maybe he hit his head or, or got stuck
in some quantum time vortex.
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Well look, he spent the last three
months with that adventurers' club.
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Maybe they know what happened to him.
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Yeah! I think...
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Yeah!
- Yeah!
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All right, come on guys!
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Hey you guys, you know what
they call a Jewish woman's boobs?
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Jewbs.
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May I help you?
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Ah, hi, can we speak to
the head guy or something?
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Right this way.
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Now, the upper rim of Kilimanjaro should be
quite a trek and so we'll need to have a-
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Excuse me, sir.
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These boys wanted to speak with you.
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Ahh yes, splendid! Good afternoon, lads!
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I'm Head Adventurer
William P. Connolly, Esquire!
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Welcome, to the Super Adventure Club!
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Tally ho!
- Indeed!
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Ah, hi. Our friend joined
your club a while back
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and now he wants to molest kids.
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What?
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Well... well yes, of course!
That's what the Super Adventure Club does!
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Huh?
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We travel the world
and have sex with children!
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Yes, what else would we do?
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Well, we thought you went exploring
and like, hunting and stuff!
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No, no, that's the Adventure Club.
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We're the Super Adventure Club!
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Next week, we'll be heading to
the outer banks of the Amazon,
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where we will make camp and have
sex with children of the Ugani tribe.
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Then it's off to the mighty Himalayas,
where we will climb K-2
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and molest several
Tibetan children on the east summit.
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Dude!
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I know, but it gets even better!
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From there we will kayak to the
fruitful banks of the Mele River in Africa
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where the secret and mysterious Hanimi people
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have children who have never
seen a white man's erect penis.
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Of course, we're always looking
for kids to have sex with
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on the plane rides over to these places.
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So how would you all like to
join the Super Adventure Club!
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No!
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No?
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Oh really?
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Perhaps I should ask you again?
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How would you like to join
the Super Adventure Club?
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No!
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Dude, what are you doing?!
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Oh well, it doesn't work on everybody.
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Well, so long then.
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Just what the hell is that thing?!
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What? What thing?
I don't see anything.
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Ha! I knew it!
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Knew what?
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The reason Chef has been saying
those terrible things about us
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is because he's been brainwashed!
By this fruity little club!
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Oh, son of a bitch!
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Come on, children.
Let's all go home and make love.
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You need to see a psychiatrist, Chef.
It's for your own good.
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I just like to make love up your butt.
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Oh my God!
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Mr. Chef, is it?
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All right, come on.
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Hello, I'm Dr. Neeland.
What can I do for you today?
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Hi, our friend has been brainwashed
by some fruity little club.
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Brainwashed?
- Yeah.
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He joined the Super Adventure Club
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and they convinced him having
sex with children was okay
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with a little thing that goes whrrrrrr.
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I thought that club was
for hiking and kayaking.
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No, that's the Adventure Club.
The Super Adventure Club has sex with children.
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Oh.
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Oh, that's right, yeah.
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Doctor, do you have- children?
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Why, yes, I have two young boys.
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Have you all been sodomizing your children too?
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You say he's never been like this before?
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No, Chef has always been super-cool.
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I'm gonna make love to the children.
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He's pretty brainwashed all right.
Worst case I've ever seen.
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So what can we do?
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I'm afraid there's no simple answer.
When somebody's brainwashed
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it can take months, even years,
to reverse the process.
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But we don't have years! If Chef keeps
this up, he's gonna go to jail forever!
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Tell me, what was Chef's favorite thing to
do before it was having sex with children?
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Having sex with women.
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Then that's it. We'd better get your friend
to the Peppermint Hippo right away.
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All right guys, be sure to tip the waitresses,
this is two for one, put your hands together!
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This is Moniqua!
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Aw, come on, children.
Let's go home.
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This isn't working.
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Well let's... give it some more time, kids.
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Would you like to daaance?
- No thanks.
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We're trying to unbrainwash our friend.
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Daaance? Anybody wanna daaance?
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Come on, bitch! Dance!
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Up yours, fatty.
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Bitch, I'll twist your nuts off!
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All right guys, help me feel it out to them,
we got a featured dancer oming out next.
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Put your hands together for...
Spantaneous Bootay!
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Come on guys, we might as well go.
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God-damn!
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Chef, we're leaving.
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No, no, wait. Let him go.
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Come here, chubby.
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Wait a minute.
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He's remembering.
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Children! What have I done?
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It's okay Chef.
Go on, remember!
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I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
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Come on, Chef!
You can do it!
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I'm goinna make love to you woman,
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'gonna lay you down by the fiyuh!
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Yay!
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Hey children, everybody!
I'm back!
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Great shot, William!
Hit him with another.
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Chef!
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Tally ho, lads! I must say you're starting
to become quite a thorn in my balls.
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Where's Chef?!
What have you done with him?!
252
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He's safe.
253
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He's fasting in the Deprivation Room
and being read the Super Adventure Club manual.
254
00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:05,397
We've got to undo the damage you've done.
255
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:09,012
Look, if you wanna go around the
world molesting kids, that's totally fine.
256
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But why do you need Chef?!
257
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We don't need him, he needs us!
258
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Our club offers hope.
Do you think we go around the world
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molesting children just because it
feels really really really really good?!
260
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No! Our club has a message! And a secret
that explains the mysteries of life!
261
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Oh Jesus, here we go.
262
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Very well. I'm now going to tell you
the secret of the Super Adventure Club.
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We don't wanna hear it.
264
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You see, the Super Adventure Club was founded
by the greatest explorer of all time
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William P. Phinehas!
266
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Phinehas climbed the highest peaks,
tamed the mightiest rivers.
267
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But every time he got somewhere, he realized
that other explorers had beat him to it.
268
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Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that
if he couldn't be the first to discover places
269
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he could be the first to have sex with
the native children that inhabited those areas!
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Phinehas quickly went down in history books
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as the first man to have sex
with the Aborigine children at Uluru.
272
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and the first explorer to bugger all
the underage mountainfolk of Nepal.
273
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But now the most wonderful part.
274
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You see, after having sex with all
those children, Phinehas realized that...
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molesting all those kids...
had made him immortal.
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Immortal.
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He discovered that children have
things called marlocks in their bodies.
278
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And when an adult has sex with a child,
the marlocks implode,
279
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feeding the adult receptive cavity with
energy that causes immortality
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so saith the ruler of Bethos.
281
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Phinehas traveled the world,
loving many, many children
282
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and he lived for eternity.
283
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Until he was hit by a train in 1892.
284
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Do you realize how retarded that sounds?
285
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:51,575
Is it any more retarded than the idea of God
sending his son to die for our sins?
286
00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:55,311
Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting
beneath a tree for twenty years?
287
00:14:55,366 --> 00:14:57,977
Yeah, it's way, way more retarded.
288
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Well, now that you know our club secrets,
it appears you ... leave us no choice.
289
00:15:04,509 --> 00:15:07,286
I'm afraid we're going to have to...
290
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ask you to leave.
291
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We're not leaving without Chef.
292
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If you choose not to leave, then I'm
afraid we're just going to have to...
293
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call security and make you leave.
294
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You'll be let out by security and it will be
super-embarassing and everyone here will see!
295
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,417
Okay, you know how like, when you want
people to leave but they won't leave,
296
00:15:46,418 --> 00:15:48,015
it's really frustrating?
297
00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:49,992
We're not going anywhere without Chef.
298
00:15:50,091 --> 00:15:52,836
Cool people leave before they've
overstayed their welcome.
299
00:15:54,548 --> 00:15:59,520
You petulent fools!
You just had to push it, didn't you?
300
00:15:59,617 --> 00:16:03,062
You don't realize who you're dealing with here.
301
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Security!
302
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Take these boys to the door.
303
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All right, come on kids.
304
00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:12,013
No! Hey!
305
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:15,811
Haha! Look they're being led
out by security! Haha!
306
00:16:16,283 --> 00:16:19,021
No, you don't understand! They've got
our friend in the Deprivation Room!
307
00:16:19,088 --> 00:16:21,602
This is their house
and they don't want you here.
308
00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:28,655
Sorry, dude, but this fruity little
club isn't taking our friend!
309
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:32,133
And sex with Eskimo children
requires some special skills.
310
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,855
Chef, come on!
- Children!
311
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:35,996
Get out of here!
312
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:39,249
Kenny! Spin Blossom Nut Squash!
313
00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:43,289
Come on, Chef!
- I can't... break these locks.
314
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Here!
315
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Run Chef!
316
00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:50,506
What the-?
317
00:16:50,562 --> 00:16:53,923
Impossible!
I made them leave!
318
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,131
Get outside!
319
00:16:55,201 --> 00:16:57,054
Stop them!
320
00:16:57,609 --> 00:17:00,562
Children! Run!
321
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:04,704
Stop!
322
00:17:05,537 --> 00:17:06,902
We made it!
323
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:11,621
Don't you remember why you
left South Park in the first place?
324
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:14,301
Chef, come on!
325
00:17:14,329 --> 00:17:18,622
You sought adventure!
And why do people seek adventure?
326
00:17:18,693 --> 00:17:22,084
Because their lives have become dull and empty!
327
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:25,582
Yeah, he wanted adventure!
Not a bunch of ridiculous bullcrap!
328
00:17:25,637 --> 00:17:27,006
Right Chef?
329
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,631
Chef?
330
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,367
Don't forget all your training, Chef!
331
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Stay with us and your life
will be grand and eternal!
332
00:17:38,548 --> 00:17:41,437
Chef, we love you.
333
00:17:44,725 --> 00:17:46,733
I'm sorry children.
334
00:17:47,003 --> 00:17:49,586
No! Chef, they've filled your head with lies!
335
00:17:49,656 --> 00:17:50,654
Can't you see that?
336
00:17:50,739 --> 00:17:53,199
Get the hell out of here, children!
337
00:17:53,254 --> 00:17:57,921
Yes. Looks like our fruity
little club is safe after all.
338
00:18:03,744 --> 00:18:04,841
Chef!
339
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,185
Damnit!
340
00:18:13,588 --> 00:18:14,810
No!
341
00:18:17,892 --> 00:18:19,545
A mountain lion!
342
00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:24,508
We can't lose another member!
Shoot it!
343
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,681
All right, this!
344
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:30,195
Chef!
345
00:18:31,063 --> 00:18:33,022
A grizzly bear!
346
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,261
Oh my God... They killed Chef.
347
00:18:56,571 --> 00:18:58,196
You bastards.
348
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,532
You bastards!
349
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:04,685
Pity. He would have made
an excellent child molester.
350
00:19:10,297 --> 00:19:12,945
Maybe, maybe he's still okay.
351
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:17,408
No, really. They say the last thing
you do before you die is crap your-
352
00:19:19,422 --> 00:19:20,612
Oh never mind.
353
00:19:21,237 --> 00:19:23,945
Come on, let's go.
354
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:48,617
We're all here today because Chef has
been such an important part of our lives.
355
00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:54,319
A lot of us don't agree with the choices
Chef has made in the past few days.
356
00:19:54,418 --> 00:19:59,501
Some of us... feel hurt... and confused
that he seemed to turn his back on us.
357
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,994
But we can't let the events of the last week
358
00:20:02,022 --> 00:20:04,911
take away the memories of
how much Chef made us smile.
359
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:09,088
I'm gonna remember Chef as the jolly
old guy who always broke into song.
360
00:20:09,449 --> 00:20:13,796
I'm gonna remember Chef...
as the guy who gave us advice to live by.
361
00:20:14,477 --> 00:20:18,218
So you see, we shouldn't
be mad at Chef for leaving us.
362
00:20:18,774 --> 00:20:22,774
We should be mad at that little
fruity club for scrambling his brains.
363
00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:25,844
Yeah.
364
00:20:26,135 --> 00:20:27,163
He's right.
365
00:20:30,331 --> 00:20:32,956
And in the end,
I know that somewhere out there...
366
00:20:32,984 --> 00:20:36,617
there's the good part of Chef...
that's still alive in us all.
367
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,111
Is it working?
Is it working?!
368
00:20:44,764 --> 00:20:46,250
Yes. We've got a pulse!
369
00:20:46,472 --> 00:20:48,805
Get him in the ICU suit! Hurry!
370
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,161
We have done it!
Good! Raise him up!
371
00:21:03,404 --> 00:21:06,141
Chef, can you hear me?
372
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:08,435
Say something.
373
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,357
Hello there, children.
374
00:21:11,398 --> 00:21:15,912
How would you like some Salisbury steak?
375
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,157
Yes, go on.
376
00:21:18,198 --> 00:21:24,705
And for dessert, how would you children
like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?
377
00:21:25,177 --> 00:21:28,372
Oh? You mean like a chocolate candy?
378
00:21:28,427 --> 00:21:31,705
No, I mean my balls.
379
00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:35,398
Yes, yes!
Hahahahahahaaa!
380
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,225
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