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♪ I didn't think That it would change ♪
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♪ Hmm ♪
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♪ Change so much to be here ♪
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♪ But I feel so stuck, Like giving up ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ I can't wait To get out of here ♪
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♪ Thought I fit in But I don't ♪
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♪ And I can't wait To come home ♪
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♪ When I'm there, yeah, I feel whole ♪
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♪ Feel whole ♪
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♪ A part of me's Been missing ♪
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♪ Ever since I left them ♪
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♪ Wanna be with my friends
And never let them go ♪
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♪ A part of me was lost when ♪
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♪ My world turned Upside-down, Ken ♪
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♪ Can we go back To what it was before? ♪
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♪ Back to what it was before ♪
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♪ Can we go back To what it was before? ♪
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♪ Back to what it was before ♪
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♪ Before, before ♪
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♪ I know there's sun But it ain't fun ♪
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♪ Mmm ♪
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♪ When it feels Like a nothing ♪
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♪ I was split apart, You broke my heart ♪
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♪ Mmm ♪
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♪ Wait to get out of here
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♪ Thought I fit in, But I don't ♪
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♪ And I can't wait To come home ♪
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♪ When I'm there, yeah, I feel whole ♪
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♪ Feel whole ♪
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♪ A part of me's Been missing ♪
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♪ Ever since I left them ♪
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♪ Wanna be with my friends
And never let them go ♪
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♪ A part of me was lost when ♪
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♪ My world turned Upside-down, Ken ♪
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♪ Can we go back To what it was before? ♪
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♪ Back to what it was before ♪
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♪ Can we go back To what it was before? ♪
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♪ Back to what it was before ♪
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Yeah. Got it.
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♪ Before, before ♪
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Hey, everybody.
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Finally getting out of this sinkhole.
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And then two hours and twelve minutes,
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I'll be home.
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What's up? Aren't you supposed
to be in your big TED Talk?
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It's TEDx, but that's irrelevant.
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Where have you been? I
have been trying to reach you.
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Sorry. I'm at the airport.
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Remember? I was going through security.
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Oh, did your laptop
make it through security?
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-Um, yes.
-No, it didn't.
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My laptop made it through security.
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Seriously?
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Seriously. And today of all days, Annie.
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You know how important this day is for me.
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Well, you're the one who wanted
mother/daughter matching cases.
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What'd you expect?
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I expect you to check, you know?
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I've asked a thousand times.
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Well, I'm sorry I'm not perfect.
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Not asking for perfection.
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I'm asking you to be responsible.
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I'm very responsible.
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Says the woman talking from her,
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what, fifth cellphone in two years?
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No. The is the fourth.
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The first one was dropped into the toilet.
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That happens to everyone.
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The second one fell
off on a roller coaster.
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That is the amusement park's fault.
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And the third one was accidentally
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thrown into the trash at Starbucks,
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-which makes this the fourth.
-No, it's actually five.
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You're forgetting about
the one that you lost
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when you went with your
father to the football game.
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I did not lose that one. That was stolen.
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As intriguing as this conversation is,
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this is not the time.
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This is my first speaking
engagement with my new job,
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and it is essential that I
make a good impression.
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Now could we set aside the attitude?
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I need something off of my laptop.
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Do you think you can do that for me?
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All right. What do you need?
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-Thank you. My password is...
-I know your password.
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North Korean hackers know your password.
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The whole wide world knows your password.
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You really need to change this password.
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Oh, crap. Uh, all right.
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Let me just you call you
back from the computer.
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Hey, you need to tell Damian Usata
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he's actually a monokerophobiac.
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Do not read my client messages.
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-That is completely like...
-It's like fine.
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-No. Do not do that.
-It's fine.
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I have to get on my seat.
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Like, the first speaker is in 20 minutes.
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Oops!
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Actually, it's in 10 minutes.
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Okay. Mission. Focus.
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Upper right-hand corner.
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- Folder.
- Okay.
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Internalizing Stigmas in Society.
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Let me know when you see it.
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Uh, I'm not seeing
anything here by that name.
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You're kidding me. Um...
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- Mnh-mnh.
- Oh, I...
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Maybe I abbreviated it.
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Look for ISIS.
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Yeah. I see it.
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We should maybe think
about work shopping this,
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a new name. I don't...
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Initial thoughts, Psychology Stuff, Work.
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Take them or leave them.
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-Just ideas.
-Okay. Click on...
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Click on that... click on that folder,
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and inside there's a whole bunch of files.
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There's one, uh, Third Parties.
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And then there's one called
Healing the Unseen Bruise.
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Let me know when you got it, okay?
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It should be right
there, really easy to find.
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Are you with me? Are you breathing?
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Are you... are you alive?
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Semaphore?
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Annie?
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What are you doing? Did you...
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Why can't I go back and
live in our house with Dad?
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I wanna finish high school in
New Jersey with my friends.
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We've talked about... I mean...
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your dad travels all the time for work,
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and we all discussed it,
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and you'd be better off
living with me in Florida.
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We didn't all agree to that.
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I draw the line.
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This is not the time.
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I have got to get to my seat.
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And do not think for one
minute I am gonna forget
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about this little computer fiasco.
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Oh, my God. You're acting like I stole it.
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Do you think I did this on purpose,
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for this fun conversation we get to have?
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I think you didn't check on purpose
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because you don't value
the things I care about.
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Okay. Wow.
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And they gave you the
job as head psychologist?
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You should host a panel on paranoia.
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Annie, send me the document.
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-I have to turn off my alerts.
-Okay.
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Log out of everything on my computer...
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All right.
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and hang up.
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Okay.
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And send. There.
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- Oh. Oh, we boarding.
- Okay.
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I gotta... yeah, the plane.
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-I gotta go, so...
-Okay. Okay.
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-All right.
-I love you.
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Oh, my God.
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Sailing with singles.
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Really?
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That where we're at?
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Seriously? Is she kidding?
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What the...
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Bitch!
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Attention passengers
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traveling to Newark, New
Jersey, on Flight 1211.
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Due to an arriving aircraft delay,
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Flight 1211 will now
be departing at 2:30 p.m.
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We apologize for any inconvenience.
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Wow.
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You're Photoshopping now?
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-Waassuup?
-Waassuup?
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You know how I feel about this.
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Okay. This is another example
of Generation Z ignorance.
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It's like pop culture is some type
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of four-letter word to you people.
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Oh, please. You watch, like,
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three episodes of Friends,
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and suddenly you're
some cultural historian.
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-Yeah.
-Hey, Annie,
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are you still at the airport?
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I thought you'd be in the air by now.
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My flight's delayed,
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like everything else in Florida.
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-No.
-No.
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My ears!
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-Lindsey.
-Sorry.
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I'm babysitting my brother.
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This is the only thing keeping him
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from literally climbing the walls.
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Hi, Christian.
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-Waassuup?
-Waassuup?
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Why don't you go make
another TikTok or something?
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No. I'm gonna go watch a movie.
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That'll keep him busy.
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Oh, he means The Purge.
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He's a monster.
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Survive the night!
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Okay. Is this too much?
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Still bingeing those James Murphy videos?
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Yeah. Sister keeps me
updated on all the trends.
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Um, I think you may need an intervention.
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Says the woman who
watches old Twilight movies
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like it's her job.
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Kristen Stewart is a national treasure.
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-Actually agree with that.
-Uh...
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Can I ask, what are you guys doing home?
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It's the middle of the day.
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Online Learning Day, so
I'm gonna do my makeup
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and learn the origins of
the Pythagorean theorem.
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And I'm babysitting Christian,
who claims to be sick...
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Touchdown!
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while doing a cultural
relevance analysis
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-on Lord of the Flies.
-Make me some mac and cheese.
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-I'm hungry!
-Which seems to be
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very relevant in this moment.
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Okay. Guys, guess where
I'm coming to you from?
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You dog! You snuck
into the first-class lounge.
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I'm on my mom's laptop.
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You actually have your
mom's laptop at the airport?
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Yeah. That's what I said.
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-Does she know?
-Yes, she does.
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She's not happy.
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Said she's never made a
mistake in her entire life.
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Very annoying.
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Anyway, what do you guys...
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Stop nagging him.
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- Who?
- My dad.
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Actually, speaking of which...
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Uh, of whom.
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-Of whom. I'm so sorry.
-It's okay.
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I gotta go call him and let
him know that I'm delayed.
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So, I'll be right back, don't go far.
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Couldn't if I tried.
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Son of a...
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There she is.
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I was starting to get worried.
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-Hi, Dad.
-Are you still in Florida?
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I was about to call you.
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Yeah. Didn't you get an alert?
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My flight got delayed.
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Uh, I just finished
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writing my piece on last night's game.
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You know how it is when I'm in the zone.
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-Let me check my texts.
-Okay.
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Oh. Your mom texted.
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Looks like we have to work
on some science project?
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I hope we won't have to miss the big game.
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It is the first of the season.
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No, no, no. That's... Mom made a mistake.
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That project's not due for another week.
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Yeah? Hang on a second.
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Never mind. We're good.
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All right, Annie-kin Skywalker,
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stay good and ping me before you take off.
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Okay. I will. Love you.
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Love you too, honey.
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Found you.
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Okay.
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Geraldine.
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Recent transfer.
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Annie was an "A" student.
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I am a genius.
265
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Hello, Jason.
266
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Blink twice if you need us to send help.
267
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Ha, ha.
268
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A vitamin C-enriched mask firms
269
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while it moisturizes.
270
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-Oh.
-Okay.
271
00:13:44,228 --> 00:13:47,366
So Christian wants to do
the hot pepper challenge.
272
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-Should I let him?
-No.
273
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Hot! Hot! Water!
274
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This is the hottest thing ever!
275
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Water!
276
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Okay. Wait. Guys, get this.
277
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I just pretended I was my
mom texting with my dad.
278
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And then I emailed my
science teacher as my mom
279
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and got out of doing this
huge project this weekend.
280
00:14:06,684 --> 00:14:08,252
I'm beginning to think that maybe
281
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having the world of Michelle
282
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back to her maiden name
Fitzsimons at my fingertips
283
00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:14,458
just might be the key to my happiness.
284
00:14:14,525 --> 00:14:16,961
-Look who's on a power trip.
-So what's next?
285
00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:18,529
You're gonna take your mom's computer
286
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,831
on a little online shopping spree,
287
00:14:20,898 --> 00:14:22,333
new wardrobe?
288
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,135
You guys hungry?
289
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I could eat.
290
00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:28,639
Well, then you get a pizza.
291
00:14:28,706 --> 00:14:32,943
And you get a pizza.
Everybody gets a pizza.
292
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:35,347
Thank you. That's so nice of you.
293
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-But remember, I'm gluten-free.
-I know you.
294
00:14:38,382 --> 00:14:43,220
And, uh, don't thank me,
thank Michelle... Fitzsimons.
295
00:14:43,287 --> 00:14:45,823
Oh, my God. I can't believe
we haven't told you yet.
296
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,459
-What?
-Oh, that's right.
297
00:14:47,525 --> 00:14:49,794
-Annie, you're gonna die.
-What? What?
298
00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:53,130
So Trin and I were at Homecoming
Committee meeting on Wednesday,
299
00:14:53,197 --> 00:14:55,366
and guess who asked about you?
300
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:57,201
I don't know.
301
00:14:57,268 --> 00:14:58,469
Mrs. Stroever?
302
00:14:58,536 --> 00:15:01,639
-The cafeteria lady?
-No, no, no, no.
303
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,208
Sean.
304
00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:05,410
Sean?
305
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:08,879
Sean "God amongst men" Greene?
306
00:15:08,946 --> 00:15:10,281
-Mm-hmm.
-Mm-hmm.
307
00:15:10,348 --> 00:15:11,649
What did he say?
308
00:15:11,716 --> 00:15:13,617
How did he say it? What did he say?
309
00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:16,354
Okay. Okay. So he was like,
310
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:19,724
"So is Annie coming back for homecoming?"
311
00:15:22,426 --> 00:15:24,462
Not now, dude.
312
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:27,465
Okay. This is big, you guys, right?
313
00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:30,034
I mean, is this... is this something?
314
00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:32,269
This is something?
315
00:15:32,336 --> 00:15:35,407
I mean, he hasn't even spoken
to me since seventh grade.
316
00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:41,045
He is cute.
317
00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:42,980
He has jawline.
318
00:15:43,047 --> 00:15:44,181
So what did you say?
319
00:15:44,248 --> 00:15:45,950
Oh, we said no.
320
00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:47,295
You're probably gonna go to homecoming
321
00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:49,086
in Florida where you live.
322
00:15:49,153 --> 00:15:50,554
What? Why would you do that?
323
00:15:50,621 --> 00:15:53,157
Well, what should we have said?
324
00:15:53,225 --> 00:15:54,825
Uh, I don't know.
325
00:15:54,892 --> 00:15:57,194
I didn't even think he was
gonna notice that I was gone.
326
00:15:57,261 --> 00:15:59,830
Well, I'm sure he noticed you not drooling
327
00:15:59,897 --> 00:16:02,800
from the sidelines of
like every game last year.
328
00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:07,605
Wow. Okay. I was supporting our team.
329
00:16:07,671 --> 00:16:09,140
-Mm-hmm.
-It's called school spirit.
330
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,475
Actually, I think it's called stalking.
331
00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:14,745
I mean, do you think he asked
332
00:16:14,812 --> 00:16:19,550
because he maybe wants
to take me to homecoming?
333
00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:21,886
Um, he totally could.
334
00:16:21,952 --> 00:16:24,722
-Yeah.
-Maybe want to.
335
00:16:24,789 --> 00:16:25,949
I mean, anything is possible.
336
00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:27,758
-Perhaps.
-Sort of-ish.
337
00:16:27,825 --> 00:16:31,996
But... but let's remind ourselves here.
338
00:16:32,062 --> 00:16:34,432
You live in Florida.
339
00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:36,066
- Yeah.
- All right.
340
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,569
I mean, it's more like
I'm being held hostage
341
00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:41,505
in a swamp while Michelle Fitzsimons
342
00:16:41,572 --> 00:16:43,574
works through her mid-life crisis.
343
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,145
Wait. What?
344
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,348
Oh, no,
345
00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:53,484
no, no, no, no, no.
346
00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:56,120
Come on. Act your age.
347
00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:57,488
What?
348
00:16:57,555 --> 00:16:59,824
Hey, share with the class, please.
349
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:00,890
Okay.
350
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:05,930
She ordered lingerie.
351
00:17:05,996 --> 00:17:07,531
For what?
352
00:17:07,598 --> 00:17:09,066
I think you mean for who?
353
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,734
Look, just 'cause she's divorced
354
00:17:10,801 --> 00:17:12,045
doesn't mean she doesn't have needs.
355
00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:13,571
Yecchh.
356
00:17:13,637 --> 00:17:15,105
No. No.
357
00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:17,842
Oh, my God. Who does she think she is?
358
00:17:17,908 --> 00:17:19,810
Oh, so that's what's going on
359
00:17:19,877 --> 00:17:22,680
underneath the sensible blazer.
360
00:17:22,746 --> 00:17:25,015
Oh. This is...
361
00:17:25,082 --> 00:17:27,985
This is... does she not know?
362
00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:31,188
She is like 40-something years old.
363
00:17:31,255 --> 00:17:34,859
-Forty is the new twenty.
-Panties! Panties!
364
00:17:34,925 --> 00:17:36,994
Who says panties anymore?
365
00:17:37,061 --> 00:17:38,329
Um, I do.
366
00:17:38,395 --> 00:17:41,599
-Thank you very much.
-Okay. Sorry, Trinity.
367
00:17:45,436 --> 00:17:48,839
Well, I mean, if I'm maybe
368
00:17:48,906 --> 00:17:50,741
gonna be coming back for Homecoming,
369
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,377
then I'm probably gonna
need a dress, right?
370
00:17:53,444 --> 00:17:55,346
-Mm-hmm.
-Shopping spree.
371
00:17:55,412 --> 00:17:57,014
Shopping spree.
372
00:17:58,782 --> 00:18:00,584
Oh, this is so cute.
373
00:18:00,651 --> 00:18:02,653
Oh, I love that dress.
374
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,855
That's the one Allison Niedermeier got.
375
00:18:04,922 --> 00:18:06,824
Okay. Then moving right along.
376
00:18:08,058 --> 00:18:09,593
Oh, Linds, did you get the evite
377
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:11,162
to Allison's Homecoming after party?
378
00:18:11,229 --> 00:18:12,596
Yes.
379
00:18:12,663 --> 00:18:14,307
I heard, like, everyone is gonna be there.
380
00:18:14,331 --> 00:18:16,000
- It's gonna be awesome.
- Wait. What?
381
00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:18,068
-She's doing the after party?
-Well, yeah.
382
00:18:18,135 --> 00:18:20,771
I mean, you can't host it
this year, so she stepped up.
383
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,806
God, what is with this girl?
384
00:18:22,873 --> 00:18:24,575
The dress, my friends, and my after party?
385
00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:25,876
Oh, you know what? I gotta go.
386
00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:27,244
- I gotta get to English.
- No.
387
00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:28,879
And I'm gonna perfect the cat eye.
388
00:18:28,946 --> 00:18:30,281
I'll talk to you babes later.
389
00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:34,218
And I am on to Conversational French.
390
00:18:34,285 --> 00:18:35,419
Au revoir.
391
00:18:35,486 --> 00:18:37,221
Bye.
392
00:18:52,903 --> 00:18:54,972
I can't stand this girl.
393
00:18:57,741 --> 00:19:00,377
Of course, you're that person.
394
00:19:07,217 --> 00:19:09,353
Well, it won't hurt to just look.
395
00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:14,658
Yes.
396
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,263
Oh, my God. So cute. So cute. So cute.
397
00:19:20,464 --> 00:19:22,399
So pretty.
398
00:19:22,466 --> 00:19:24,368
Well, I need options.
399
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:25,979
♪ 'Cause I like Being lonely I'm a boss ♪
400
00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:27,938
♪ Tell 'em not today ♪
401
00:19:28,005 --> 00:19:29,783
♪ Swervin' on these
chickens Cluckin' out my lane ♪
402
00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:31,909
♪ I'm a boss, out my way ♪
403
00:19:31,976 --> 00:19:34,745
♪ Or just do every
little thing That I say ♪
404
00:19:34,812 --> 00:19:38,115
Yes, I am interested in shoes.
405
00:19:38,182 --> 00:19:40,150
♪ L.A. Times I stay on page six ♪
406
00:19:40,217 --> 00:19:42,987
♪ I'm even Your favorite's favorite ♪
407
00:19:43,053 --> 00:19:45,623
Autofill, you beautiful thing.
408
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,758
♪ You better better Tell
them who's the boss, see ♪
409
00:19:47,825 --> 00:19:49,827
♪ You better better show
'em Who's the boss... ♪
410
00:19:55,699 --> 00:19:57,234
What the...
411
00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:11,682
Sweetheart?
412
00:20:11,749 --> 00:20:13,317
You're selling the house?
413
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:14,618
What?
414
00:20:14,685 --> 00:20:16,754
Annie, honey, this is not a good time.
415
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:18,598
Yeah. I know. It's never
a good time with you.
416
00:20:18,622 --> 00:20:21,392
What... why do you have to take away
417
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,926
everything that I love?
418
00:20:22,994 --> 00:20:24,270
Annie, honey, I... I just really can't.
419
00:20:24,294 --> 00:20:25,462
-My entire...
-I can't okay?
420
00:20:25,529 --> 00:20:27,464
life was in New Jersey.
421
00:20:27,531 --> 00:20:30,501
My best friends, junior year,
422
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:31,769
Homecoming, Grandma.
423
00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:33,070
And for what?
424
00:20:33,137 --> 00:20:34,381
You could have sailed with singles
425
00:20:34,405 --> 00:20:35,973
-in Jersey, you know?
-Oh, God.
426
00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:40,077
Oh. Annie?
427
00:20:40,144 --> 00:20:42,046
See? Happens to everyone.
428
00:20:42,112 --> 00:20:43,147
Oh.
429
00:20:52,389 --> 00:20:53,691
Waassuup?
430
00:20:53,757 --> 00:20:55,793
Okay. Enough of this wassup crap.
431
00:20:55,859 --> 00:20:56,860
I'm not in the mood.
432
00:20:56,927 --> 00:20:59,697
This kid is driving me...
433
00:20:59,763 --> 00:21:02,466
Whoa, Annie. What happened?
434
00:21:09,573 --> 00:21:11,341
How are they doing this to me?
435
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:14,645
My dad is supposed to live there.
436
00:21:14,712 --> 00:21:18,415
We were just talking about Christmas.
437
00:21:18,482 --> 00:21:20,150
Annie, I mean, you had to have known
438
00:21:20,217 --> 00:21:22,086
they were planning to sell the house.
439
00:21:22,152 --> 00:21:24,521
Yeah. I knew eventually
they were gonna sell it.
440
00:21:26,056 --> 00:21:27,691
I thought it was gonna be like
441
00:21:27,758 --> 00:21:30,136
the time that my mom put her
car up for sale. Do you remember?
442
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,563
She had it up for like two
weeks then she took down the ad.
443
00:21:32,629 --> 00:21:34,064
Well, yeah,
444
00:21:34,131 --> 00:21:36,967
that's because it had major problems.
445
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,354
Every time she went into reverse,
446
00:21:38,402 --> 00:21:40,170
-the airbag would release.
-Yeah.
447
00:21:40,237 --> 00:21:42,639
I mean, thank God you
guys had a circular driveway.
448
00:21:42,706 --> 00:21:43,741
All right.
449
00:21:43,807 --> 00:21:45,209
I get it.
450
00:21:47,878 --> 00:21:49,379
I just thought they'd wait...
451
00:21:51,749 --> 00:21:53,317
in case we came back.
452
00:21:56,186 --> 00:21:59,223
I mean, these are my
memories we're talking about.
453
00:22:01,992 --> 00:22:03,360
That's the kitchen
454
00:22:03,427 --> 00:22:05,229
where my dad and I made funnel cakes
455
00:22:05,295 --> 00:22:07,498
when we missed the
Firemen's Fair that one summer.
456
00:22:10,734 --> 00:22:16,874
It's the living room where
we'd watch American Idol,
457
00:22:16,941 --> 00:22:20,811
just make fun of everyone.
458
00:22:20,878 --> 00:22:24,915
I threw up in here fifteen times one night.
459
00:22:24,982 --> 00:22:26,617
I remember.
460
00:22:26,683 --> 00:22:27,718
I was sleeping over.
461
00:22:27,785 --> 00:22:29,153
Yeah, that's right.
462
00:22:34,358 --> 00:22:35,459
No.
463
00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:38,195
No, no. You know what? No.
464
00:22:38,262 --> 00:22:40,631
This isn't happening.
465
00:22:40,697 --> 00:22:41,932
What do you mean?
466
00:22:44,868 --> 00:22:46,069
Yes.
467
00:22:46,136 --> 00:22:48,806
Annie, what are you doing?
468
00:22:48,872 --> 00:22:50,674
I just need to buy some time.
469
00:22:53,777 --> 00:22:54,978
Who's that?
470
00:22:56,013 --> 00:22:57,147
Crap.
471
00:22:58,515 --> 00:23:00,517
Not now, Cheezbud.
472
00:23:00,584 --> 00:23:01,885
What's a Cheezbud?
473
00:23:05,056 --> 00:23:06,356
He's nobody.
474
00:23:06,423 --> 00:23:07,891
He?
475
00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:10,561
So I'm assuming this Cheezdude...
476
00:23:10,627 --> 00:23:12,429
Bud. Cheezbud.
477
00:23:12,496 --> 00:23:14,598
Right. Bud.
478
00:23:14,665 --> 00:23:18,335
Is a native Floridian from your new school.
479
00:23:18,402 --> 00:23:20,671
See what I'm dealing with here?
480
00:23:20,737 --> 00:23:22,015
I don't even know his real name.
481
00:23:22,039 --> 00:23:23,674
He goes by his Instagram handle.
482
00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:25,175
Ew.
483
00:23:25,242 --> 00:23:27,020
We're partnered for
this English project and...
484
00:23:27,044 --> 00:23:28,054
Oh, before you go on, we're gonna need
485
00:23:28,078 --> 00:23:29,546
a visual of Cheezbud.
486
00:23:29,613 --> 00:23:31,048
-Yes.
-Mm-hmm.
487
00:23:31,114 --> 00:23:32,616
Hold, please.
488
00:23:37,321 --> 00:23:39,289
- There.
- Hmm.
489
00:23:39,356 --> 00:23:40,624
Feast your eyes.
490
00:23:40,691 --> 00:23:42,226
Okay. I take back my ew.
491
00:23:42,292 --> 00:23:44,661
This Swiss is bliss, honey.
492
00:23:44,728 --> 00:23:47,998
I'm starting to think dairy was underrated.
493
00:23:48,065 --> 00:23:49,633
- He's cute.
- Oh, my God.
494
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,971
Please. Ugh.
495
00:23:53,036 --> 00:23:54,605
This is stupid.
496
00:23:54,671 --> 00:23:58,709
No. He's just committed to his brand.
497
00:24:00,143 --> 00:24:01,678
- Show us more.
- All right.
498
00:24:03,347 --> 00:24:04,347
There.
499
00:24:05,582 --> 00:24:08,218
See? He's cheesy.
500
00:24:08,285 --> 00:24:11,154
Now, in queso you were wondering,
501
00:24:11,221 --> 00:24:12,656
he's actually kind of cute.
502
00:24:12,723 --> 00:24:14,725
I'm totally melting.
503
00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:15,926
Oh, my God. Okay.
504
00:24:15,993 --> 00:24:17,394
Enough with the puns.
505
00:24:17,461 --> 00:24:19,062
I can't help it. They're too easy.
506
00:24:19,129 --> 00:24:22,199
Clearly. Oh, no.
507
00:24:22,266 --> 00:24:24,434
Anyway, it's not gonna happen.
508
00:24:24,501 --> 00:24:26,136
So far the guys in Florida aren't
509
00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:28,672
too interested in the tan-less
510
00:24:28,739 --> 00:24:30,474
new girl from the north.
511
00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:33,143
Well, you could at least write him back.
512
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,212
Why? He's definitely one of those guys
513
00:24:35,279 --> 00:24:36,980
that just like skates by on his looks.
514
00:24:37,047 --> 00:24:38,725
Trust me. He's probably gonna
make me do the entire thing
515
00:24:38,749 --> 00:24:41,418
-and take credit.
-You don't know that.
516
00:24:41,485 --> 00:24:43,854
It's fine. Just let him sweat.
517
00:24:46,858 --> 00:24:47,991
What's that?
518
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,662
Just hang on a second. I need to think.
519
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,702
Oh, yeah.
520
00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:01,071
The train has left the station.
521
00:25:01,972 --> 00:25:03,440
This is not good.
522
00:25:08,946 --> 00:25:10,314
Annie?
523
00:25:14,384 --> 00:25:15,919
It looks like
524
00:25:15,986 --> 00:25:18,255
the train just derailed.
525
00:25:18,322 --> 00:25:19,690
Tauntings? Really?
526
00:25:28,432 --> 00:25:30,400
Annie, you can't do that.
527
00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:31,868
You're just gonna rip off the plot
528
00:25:31,935 --> 00:25:34,004
of every sitcom ever?
529
00:25:34,071 --> 00:25:36,106
I don't know. I had to do something.
530
00:25:36,173 --> 00:25:39,009
Smooth.
531
00:25:39,076 --> 00:25:40,978
Oh, hell no!
532
00:25:41,044 --> 00:25:42,312
Is that a Match.com alert?
533
00:25:42,379 --> 00:25:44,681
That's exactly what that is.
534
00:25:44,748 --> 00:25:46,049
Oh.
535
00:25:46,116 --> 00:25:48,719
Ms. Fitzsimons has hit rock bottom.
536
00:25:48,785 --> 00:25:50,754
Great. That's great.
537
00:25:50,821 --> 00:25:52,824
Sell the house, traded my dad.
538
00:25:52,890 --> 00:25:54,191
She's moved on.
539
00:25:54,257 --> 00:25:56,593
She's probably gonna ditch me too.
540
00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:59,863
Annie, I mean, it's not that big of a deal.
541
00:25:59,930 --> 00:26:01,231
Guys, you know what?
542
00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:03,000
Uh, I'm gonna have to hit you back.
543
00:26:03,066 --> 00:26:06,770
All right. And, speaking of cheese, I'm...
544
00:26:06,837 --> 00:26:08,338
gonna go take care of this.
545
00:26:08,405 --> 00:26:10,574
Yes, I think you should.
546
00:26:22,552 --> 00:26:27,190
Clearly, we can't list
cropping as a special skill.
547
00:26:30,894 --> 00:26:32,362
Smoking?
548
00:26:34,164 --> 00:26:36,233
Who are you?
549
00:26:47,844 --> 00:26:48,844
Okay.
550
00:26:55,285 --> 00:26:57,821
Oh, my God!
551
00:27:07,798 --> 00:27:11,101
Annie, there's a child present! No, no, no.
552
00:27:11,168 --> 00:27:12,769
- What is it?
- Nothing.
553
00:27:12,836 --> 00:27:13,836
Let me see.
554
00:27:16,206 --> 00:27:17,841
Just... just... just go.
555
00:27:17,908 --> 00:27:20,043
Why can't I see all the good stuff?
556
00:27:20,110 --> 00:27:21,812
I'm telling Mom.
557
00:27:21,878 --> 00:27:22,879
Jesus!
558
00:27:22,946 --> 00:27:24,948
This was sent to my mother!
559
00:27:25,015 --> 00:27:27,584
Ew.
560
00:27:27,651 --> 00:27:30,120
She'll "F"?
561
00:27:30,187 --> 00:27:31,254
Dude.
562
00:27:31,321 --> 00:27:33,090
"Shell," like Michelle.
563
00:27:33,156 --> 00:27:37,561
No, but it reads Dr. She'll
F, as in your mom is DTF.
564
00:27:37,627 --> 00:27:40,731
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
565
00:27:40,798 --> 00:27:43,834
Yeah, Ms. Fitzsimons
must be cleaning up on here.
566
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:47,904
Yeah. I mean, she does
have a lot of Match Mail.
567
00:27:51,274 --> 00:27:52,610
Hello, George.
568
00:27:52,677 --> 00:27:54,678
Maybe Florida isn't so bad after all.
569
00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:58,649
Look, sorry, Annie,
570
00:27:58,716 --> 00:28:01,118
but it looks like you guys
are staying in Florida.
571
00:28:01,184 --> 00:28:02,886
No, I'm not!
572
00:28:02,953 --> 00:28:05,322
Okay. Well, let's see.
573
00:28:05,388 --> 00:28:07,691
Your mom has a new badass job there.
574
00:28:07,757 --> 00:28:09,860
Your house in New
Jersey is about to be sold.
575
00:28:09,926 --> 00:28:12,496
And your mom just wants to take
long romantic walks on the beach
576
00:28:12,562 --> 00:28:14,431
under the Florida sun.
577
00:28:14,498 --> 00:28:16,199
Sorry, she's staying.
578
00:28:16,266 --> 00:28:19,936
No! This... no. This is...
579
00:28:20,003 --> 00:28:22,405
I need my life back.
580
00:28:22,472 --> 00:28:25,275
If... if she just wants
to... to up and move us,
581
00:28:25,342 --> 00:28:29,179
then... then I... I will just move us back.
582
00:28:29,246 --> 00:28:30,814
What?
583
00:28:36,586 --> 00:28:38,021
That's it.
584
00:28:38,088 --> 00:28:40,725
That's how I'm gonna get home. Okay.
585
00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:42,792
If... if... if she wants to fall in love,
586
00:28:42,859 --> 00:28:45,996
then we will just find love for her.
587
00:28:46,062 --> 00:28:47,230
In Florida?
588
00:28:47,297 --> 00:28:48,532
In Jersey.
589
00:28:48,598 --> 00:28:50,300
Well, widen that location range, bish.
590
00:28:50,367 --> 00:28:51,701
I mean, we have beaches here.
591
00:28:51,768 --> 00:28:53,503
No, no, no. You don't understand.
592
00:28:53,570 --> 00:28:55,338
I already know who she's gonna fall for.
593
00:28:55,405 --> 00:28:57,707
You do? Who?
594
00:28:59,843 --> 00:29:01,344
My dad.
595
00:29:03,513 --> 00:29:07,050
We're gonna make my mom
and dad fall in love again.
596
00:29:07,117 --> 00:29:08,652
You know, there's clearly a reason
597
00:29:08,718 --> 00:29:10,420
they're not together anymore.
598
00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:12,489
Yeah, it's because of my mom.
599
00:29:12,556 --> 00:29:14,057
We moved for her career,
600
00:29:14,124 --> 00:29:15,992
and obviously she's
making him sell the house.
601
00:29:16,059 --> 00:29:17,427
And if she wasn't so selfish,
602
00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:19,005
they would probably still be together.
603
00:29:19,029 --> 00:29:20,897
All right. Let's recap.
604
00:29:20,964 --> 00:29:24,401
Your mom and your dad got divorced.
605
00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:26,670
Then they moved away from each other, okay?
606
00:29:26,736 --> 00:29:29,573
There's no way in hell
they're getting back together.
607
00:29:35,545 --> 00:29:38,782
Annie, I have a bad feeling about this.
608
00:29:42,919 --> 00:29:47,791
I am gonna be Michelle
Fitzsimons for one day
609
00:29:47,857 --> 00:29:50,327
and make my dad fall
in love with her again.
610
00:29:50,393 --> 00:29:52,429
Well, you may wanna start by making sure
611
00:29:52,495 --> 00:29:53,830
no one else beats him to it.
612
00:29:53,897 --> 00:29:57,467
Okay. Well, that's easy to fix.
613
00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:58,902
Attention, passengers
614
00:29:58,969 --> 00:30:00,637
of Newark Flight 1211.
615
00:30:00,704 --> 00:30:04,908
Your flight will now be
departing out of Gate 81.
616
00:30:04,975 --> 00:30:06,343
Are you kidding me?
617
00:30:06,409 --> 00:30:07,711
This place is the worst.
618
00:30:07,777 --> 00:30:09,679
Okay. Um, I'll be back.
619
00:30:09,746 --> 00:30:11,348
- Bye.
- We'll be here.
620
00:30:19,089 --> 00:30:20,490
Are you still at the airport?
621
00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:22,926
Yes. Gate change.
622
00:30:22,993 --> 00:30:26,062
At this rate, I will never
be back in New Jersey.
623
00:30:26,129 --> 00:30:28,431
So your mom seems
like she's in a good mood.
624
00:30:28,499 --> 00:30:29,899
You spoke to her?
625
00:30:29,966 --> 00:30:32,369
Just texts, as usual.
626
00:30:32,435 --> 00:30:33,870
Yeah, she's probably texting
627
00:30:33,937 --> 00:30:36,339
'cause she's at that conference thing.
628
00:30:36,406 --> 00:30:37,874
But she mentioned that
629
00:30:37,941 --> 00:30:39,643
she'd love to hear your voice some time.
630
00:30:39,709 --> 00:30:40,744
She did?
631
00:30:40,810 --> 00:30:42,812
-Yeah.
-Your mother?
632
00:30:42,879 --> 00:30:43,747
Is that weird?
633
00:30:43,813 --> 00:30:46,683
Uh, it's not her normal MO.
634
00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:48,685
Hey, what about pizza tonight?
635
00:30:48,752 --> 00:30:50,854
You need to be reminded of the good stuff.
636
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,956
Do they even have Italian out there?
637
00:30:53,023 --> 00:30:54,591
Uh, some,
638
00:30:54,658 --> 00:30:57,694
but it's mostly just a lot of fried fish.
639
00:30:57,761 --> 00:30:58,871
Oh, you're breaking my heart.
640
00:30:58,895 --> 00:31:00,163
Meeting's about to start.
641
00:31:00,230 --> 00:31:01,307
I'll be right there in a minute.
642
00:31:01,331 --> 00:31:02,732
Go ahead and start without me.
643
00:31:02,799 --> 00:31:04,635
Hey, text me when you're boarding, okay?
644
00:31:04,701 --> 00:31:06,903
Yeah, I'm heading to my gate now, so...
645
00:31:06,970 --> 00:31:08,071
Love you, kiddo.
646
00:31:08,138 --> 00:31:09,372
Love you too.
647
00:31:22,085 --> 00:31:23,586
Great.
648
00:31:27,924 --> 00:31:29,859
Inappropriate.
649
00:31:33,229 --> 00:31:34,831
Disruptive in...
650
00:31:41,071 --> 00:31:42,605
No.
651
00:31:42,672 --> 00:31:44,274
No, no. Okay. Nope.
652
00:31:44,341 --> 00:31:47,877
Don't have time for this.
Got things to do today.
653
00:31:47,944 --> 00:31:50,113
Mrs. Beaver.
654
00:31:58,522 --> 00:32:02,225
As a psychologist.
655
00:32:04,694 --> 00:32:07,997
To your boss, Principal...
656
00:32:15,505 --> 00:32:16,906
Waassuup?
657
00:32:16,973 --> 00:32:18,541
Oh. Just FYI,
658
00:32:18,608 --> 00:32:21,111
Goth is maybe not your best look, honey.
659
00:32:21,177 --> 00:32:22,679
Hmm, don't I know it.
660
00:32:22,746 --> 00:32:24,547
By the way, thanks for going the extra mile
661
00:32:24,614 --> 00:32:25,815
with the pepperoni.
662
00:32:25,882 --> 00:32:27,283
- Really nice.
- Sure.
663
00:32:27,350 --> 00:32:30,620
-Anything for you.
-Christian!
664
00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:32,922
The Ice Bucket Challenge
was, like, four years ago.
665
00:32:32,989 --> 00:32:34,958
And you're supposed to
do it on your own head.
666
00:32:35,024 --> 00:32:36,369
- It's for awareness.
-Old-school challenge.
667
00:32:36,393 --> 00:32:37,827
I like it.
668
00:32:37,894 --> 00:32:40,296
Okay. Guys. Guys. We got him.
669
00:32:40,363 --> 00:32:41,765
Got who?
670
00:32:41,831 --> 00:32:42,665
My dad.
671
00:32:42,732 --> 00:32:44,401
Uh, well, what did he say?
672
00:32:44,467 --> 00:32:47,704
Well, what he didn't say is
that my mother is the Antichrist,
673
00:32:47,771 --> 00:32:49,739
so this is a giant step forward.
674
00:32:49,806 --> 00:32:51,851
Annie, I think you should start
thinking about all the reasons
675
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,376
they split in the first place.
676
00:32:53,443 --> 00:32:55,111
Yeah. I mean, your parents fought
677
00:32:55,178 --> 00:32:56,880
like amateur MMA fighters.
678
00:32:56,946 --> 00:32:58,681
Or we can remind them of things
679
00:32:58,748 --> 00:33:01,184
that brought them
together in the first place.
680
00:33:01,251 --> 00:33:04,888
They fell in love once,
but I just need to find an in.
681
00:33:04,954 --> 00:33:06,556
Okay.
682
00:33:06,623 --> 00:33:09,159
Well, I know that men like it
when you're straightforward,
683
00:33:09,225 --> 00:33:11,561
so why don't you just straight up ask him,
684
00:33:11,628 --> 00:33:13,096
"Why did we end things?"
685
00:33:14,497 --> 00:33:16,534
All right.
686
00:33:16,599 --> 00:33:17,734
Why...
687
00:33:22,672 --> 00:33:23,740
What did you say?
688
00:33:23,807 --> 00:33:25,775
Yeah. Share the screen.
689
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,115
Oh, no.
690
00:33:32,182 --> 00:33:35,218
Annie, that... that doesn't
even sound like your mother.
691
00:33:35,285 --> 00:33:37,187
And you spelled break wrong.
692
00:33:37,253 --> 00:33:38,421
Oh, crap!
693
00:33:38,488 --> 00:33:40,056
Oh, guys, in other news,
694
00:33:40,123 --> 00:33:42,268
because believe it or not,
there are other things going on
695
00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:45,795
outside of this made for TV
movie of The Parent Trap.
696
00:33:45,862 --> 00:33:47,464
Are we gonna be seeing you tonight?
697
00:33:47,530 --> 00:33:48,698
Yeah. Absolutely.
698
00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:51,234
I mean, if I ever get out of here.
699
00:33:54,704 --> 00:33:56,806
Oh, come on!
700
00:33:56,873 --> 00:33:59,309
Like she needs a bigger fan base.
701
00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:00,510
What?
702
00:34:02,312 --> 00:34:04,013
She's a featured single now.
703
00:34:05,415 --> 00:34:06,916
I mean, yeah, she's hot.
704
00:34:09,319 --> 00:34:11,187
We can change this.
705
00:34:35,512 --> 00:34:39,315
She'll be single forever at this rate.
706
00:34:45,655 --> 00:34:47,624
Cha-chas?
707
00:34:51,361 --> 00:34:53,296
Um...
708
00:34:53,363 --> 00:34:54,764
Are you having a stroke?
709
00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:56,866
Uh, what is the word for all of the small
710
00:34:56,933 --> 00:34:59,602
pointless crap that our mothers have?
711
00:35:00,770 --> 00:35:02,238
You mean knickknacks?
712
00:35:02,305 --> 00:35:03,940
-No.
-Trinkets, right?
713
00:35:04,007 --> 00:35:06,247
My grandmother used to
have all these little baby dolls.
714
00:35:06,309 --> 00:35:07,944
They're literally like her babies.
715
00:35:08,011 --> 00:35:10,880
And they were made out of sewing thimbles.
716
00:35:10,947 --> 00:35:13,683
And I think they had a real human hair.
717
00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:15,151
Uh, no.
718
00:35:15,218 --> 00:35:17,887
But should you maybe
look into your grandmother
719
00:35:17,954 --> 00:35:19,222
being a serial killer?
720
00:35:19,289 --> 00:35:20,490
Right.
721
00:35:20,557 --> 00:35:24,427
Oh, um, uh, pochkies?
722
00:35:24,494 --> 00:35:25,495
Oh, uh...
723
00:35:25,562 --> 00:35:26,996
No, no, no. Wait. Um...
724
00:35:27,063 --> 00:35:29,132
-Uh...
-Tcho... tchotchkes.
725
00:35:29,198 --> 00:35:30,900
- Yes. Yes. Tchotchkes.
- Tchotchkes.
726
00:35:30,967 --> 00:35:33,503
I think there might
be a silent T in there..
727
00:35:33,570 --> 00:35:35,104
A T?
728
00:35:35,171 --> 00:35:36,172
Where?
729
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:37,774
Yeah, not even close.
730
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,242
- Oh.
- In the beginning?
731
00:35:39,309 --> 00:35:40,519
-That's not right.
-I know it's not.
732
00:35:40,543 --> 00:35:42,278
Uh, you... you know what?
733
00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:45,381
I think she might get less
hits if you just leave cha-chas.
734
00:35:45,448 --> 00:35:46,983
-Mm-hmm.
-Right.
735
00:35:49,652 --> 00:35:51,754
Okay. Moving on.
736
00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:56,259
Hold up.
737
00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:57,727
I wouldn't mind calling him daddy.
738
00:35:57,794 --> 00:35:59,395
-Honestly?
-I'm just saying.
739
00:35:59,462 --> 00:36:01,173
-Honestly? Really?
-You're lying if you don't...
740
00:36:01,197 --> 00:36:02,641
-Okay. She's kind of right.
-I'm not...
741
00:36:02,665 --> 00:36:04,268
But do we have to call him daddy?
742
00:36:04,335 --> 00:36:06,011
-She's kind of right.
-Do we have to call him daddy?
743
00:36:06,035 --> 00:36:08,037
Show of hands if we have to call him daddy.
744
00:36:08,104 --> 00:36:10,240
I'm outnumbered. Okay.
745
00:36:10,307 --> 00:36:12,108
Fine.
746
00:36:12,175 --> 00:36:14,344
Just one more finishing touch here.
747
00:36:19,282 --> 00:36:22,418
Actually, what's worse than a cat lady?
748
00:36:22,485 --> 00:36:23,786
Bag lady.
749
00:36:23,853 --> 00:36:25,254
Lunch lady.
750
00:36:25,321 --> 00:36:27,123
Mmm, no. What else?
751
00:36:29,559 --> 00:36:30,994
Bird lady.
752
00:36:32,095 --> 00:36:33,095
Bingo.
753
00:37:04,361 --> 00:37:06,529
Ah, crazy bird lady.
754
00:37:06,596 --> 00:37:09,332
Yeah, that's the worst. She's toast.
755
00:37:11,234 --> 00:37:12,435
Okay.
756
00:37:12,502 --> 00:37:14,103
What's next?
757
00:37:16,673 --> 00:37:19,809
She joined the PTA?
758
00:37:20,843 --> 00:37:22,179
Oh.
759
00:37:22,246 --> 00:37:24,047
Yeah, there's more single dads in PTA
760
00:37:24,113 --> 00:37:26,716
than in Soul Cycle on a Saturday morning.
761
00:37:26,783 --> 00:37:28,152
- Oh.
- No.
762
00:37:28,218 --> 00:37:30,353
And if she bakes one good batch of muffins,
763
00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:33,289
those dads will be lined up
around the block to date her.
764
00:37:33,356 --> 00:37:35,825
-Yeah, they will.
-Oh, great.
765
00:37:35,892 --> 00:37:38,528
Okay. Susan Adams.
766
00:37:38,594 --> 00:37:41,998
Susan Adams. Who are you?
767
00:37:42,065 --> 00:37:44,467
Susan Adams. Susan Adams.
768
00:37:44,534 --> 00:37:46,436
Stupid name.
769
00:37:54,544 --> 00:37:56,112
No.
770
00:37:56,179 --> 00:37:59,382
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
771
00:37:59,449 --> 00:38:01,117
No.
772
00:38:07,390 --> 00:38:08,491
Wait. What?
773
00:38:16,532 --> 00:38:17,532
What?
774
00:38:19,969 --> 00:38:22,239
My urine? What?
775
00:38:23,139 --> 00:38:25,441
Okay. What is happening?
776
00:38:26,576 --> 00:38:30,346
This PTA person
777
00:38:30,413 --> 00:38:33,316
wants my mom to check if I'm on drugs.
778
00:38:34,684 --> 00:38:36,853
Okay. All right. Stop. No, no, no.
779
00:38:36,919 --> 00:38:39,288
Cannot let Susan Adams get us off track.
780
00:38:39,355 --> 00:38:41,290
I'm trying to get my parents back together.
781
00:38:42,992 --> 00:38:44,660
Can't deal with PTA mom.
782
00:38:44,727 --> 00:38:46,196
Right. Okay.
783
00:38:46,263 --> 00:38:47,430
Um...
784
00:38:50,633 --> 00:38:53,236
next, I think we just need
to add a little romance
785
00:38:53,302 --> 00:38:54,370
in the equation,
786
00:38:54,437 --> 00:38:56,672
set the mood, if you know what I mean.
787
00:38:56,739 --> 00:38:58,007
Okay.
788
00:38:58,075 --> 00:39:00,042
I'm listening.
789
00:39:00,109 --> 00:39:01,878
Didn't you once tell me that your parents
790
00:39:01,944 --> 00:39:04,347
met at the Bruce concert?
791
00:39:04,413 --> 00:39:05,581
Yes.
792
00:39:05,648 --> 00:39:07,016
My mom
793
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:09,152
snuck into an empty seat in the first row.
794
00:39:09,218 --> 00:39:12,321
And it was my dad's
seat. He was on a beer run.
795
00:39:12,388 --> 00:39:13,689
And it was
796
00:39:13,756 --> 00:39:15,358
the music or the alcohol,
797
00:39:15,424 --> 00:39:18,394
but I was born nine months later.
798
00:39:18,461 --> 00:39:20,363
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.
799
00:39:20,429 --> 00:39:21,898
So...
800
00:39:21,964 --> 00:39:24,500
Well, Bruce is playing
next month in Jersey.
801
00:39:24,567 --> 00:39:26,803
My parents literally just got tickets.
802
00:39:26,869 --> 00:39:28,838
Wait.
803
00:39:28,905 --> 00:39:31,440
'Cause that's actually perfect.
804
00:39:31,507 --> 00:39:32,942
Great.
805
00:39:33,009 --> 00:39:35,211
I'll just get the floor seats
806
00:39:35,278 --> 00:39:37,013
like when they met, right?
807
00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:39,582
Oh.
808
00:39:39,649 --> 00:39:41,951
Floor seats are gonna cost you, though.
809
00:39:44,153 --> 00:39:46,156
Well, they're gonna cost Michelle.
810
00:39:46,223 --> 00:39:49,492
And you can't put a price on love, so...
811
00:39:49,559 --> 00:39:51,194
Oh, they're gonna have a blast.
812
00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:53,863
Get ready for the show of a lifetime.
813
00:39:56,465 --> 00:40:00,603
And thank you, autosave.
814
00:40:00,670 --> 00:40:04,273
Okay. So your parents
are being civil to each other.
815
00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:07,109
Uh, you've killed the sale on your house.
816
00:40:07,176 --> 00:40:09,245
Um, you made your mom undatable.
817
00:40:09,312 --> 00:40:12,048
And thanks to the help from the boss,
818
00:40:12,114 --> 00:40:14,317
we've put love on the table.
819
00:40:14,383 --> 00:40:15,518
Next...
820
00:40:15,585 --> 00:40:17,453
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
821
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:18,688
Oh, you know I am.
822
00:40:18,754 --> 00:40:20,823
It's time for a little victory dance.
823
00:40:20,890 --> 00:40:23,226
Oh, yeah.
824
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:26,162
Come on, Annie. You gotta move.
825
00:40:26,229 --> 00:40:29,165
No, I don't. 'Cause I'm in the airport.
826
00:40:30,466 --> 00:40:31,300
No.
827
00:40:31,367 --> 00:40:33,102
Oh, but you can.
828
00:40:33,169 --> 00:40:34,503
You know the rules.
829
00:40:34,570 --> 00:40:36,772
Uh, no, no, no, no.
830
00:40:43,846 --> 00:40:45,748
♪ This is why You don't mess with me ♪
831
00:40:45,815 --> 00:40:47,950
♪ See, I'm technically Best there ever be ♪
832
00:40:48,017 --> 00:40:49,761
♪ Yes, I'm blessed indeed
So don't test me, please ♪
833
00:40:49,785 --> 00:40:51,787
♪ I am Hercules I unleash the beast ♪
834
00:40:51,854 --> 00:40:53,799
♪ I ain't dressed to please
I am dressed for me ♪
835
00:40:53,823 --> 00:40:55,791
♪ Way they step to me
It's like chess to me ♪
836
00:40:55,858 --> 00:40:57,793
♪ See these nobodies
Try and kill the queen ♪
837
00:40:57,860 --> 00:41:00,329
♪ You get best of three
Then it's time for me ♪
838
00:41:22,251 --> 00:41:24,720
Sometimes, you just need to move.
839
00:41:24,787 --> 00:41:26,222
Am I right, sir?
840
00:41:28,391 --> 00:41:30,559
It's Cheezbud again.
841
00:41:30,626 --> 00:41:32,194
Hold, please.
842
00:42:23,512 --> 00:42:24,447
Oh, my gosh!
843
00:42:24,513 --> 00:42:26,315
Annie. Hey.
844
00:42:26,382 --> 00:42:27,884
Are you still in Florida?
845
00:42:27,951 --> 00:42:29,752
Niedermeier?
846
00:42:29,819 --> 00:42:33,322
What are you doing here?
Where is Lindsey and Trinity?
847
00:42:33,389 --> 00:42:35,057
Relax, Gator Girl.
848
00:42:35,124 --> 00:42:36,859
Don't call me that.
849
00:42:36,926 --> 00:42:38,394
I need Lindsey now.
850
00:42:38,461 --> 00:42:40,262
Is there something I can do?
851
00:42:40,329 --> 00:42:42,298
No, I don't think so.
852
00:42:42,365 --> 00:42:45,134
And I thought this was a private chat.
853
00:42:45,201 --> 00:42:46,402
How'd get in here?
854
00:42:46,469 --> 00:42:48,270
Oh, Linds sent me the link.
855
00:42:48,337 --> 00:42:50,473
We want us to talk about
what we're doing tonight?
856
00:42:50,539 --> 00:42:51,807
We?
857
00:42:51,875 --> 00:42:53,109
How do you like me now?
858
00:42:54,343 --> 00:42:55,678
I'm totally fine. I'm doing good.
859
00:42:55,745 --> 00:42:57,013
Oh, my God. You scared me.
860
00:42:57,079 --> 00:42:58,214
You are crazy.
861
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,216
-I know.
-You are crazy.
862
00:43:00,282 --> 00:43:02,385
Okay. So, Annie, I have to know,
863
00:43:02,451 --> 00:43:04,054
how is Florida? How's everything?
864
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,322
It's fantastic. Where's Lindsey?
865
00:43:06,389 --> 00:43:09,692
I'm here. I'm here.
866
00:43:09,759 --> 00:43:10,893
Still alive.
867
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,294
What are you guys doing?
868
00:43:12,361 --> 00:43:14,130
Oh, Allison just wanted to check in
869
00:43:14,196 --> 00:43:16,165
on our plans for tonight.
870
00:43:16,232 --> 00:43:18,134
When did you guys start hanging out?
871
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,535
- About a month?
- Four weeks?
872
00:43:19,602 --> 00:43:21,137
It's like a couple of months ago?
873
00:43:21,203 --> 00:43:22,705
We're all in the same physics class.
874
00:43:22,772 --> 00:43:25,141
Trinity is not taking science this year.
875
00:43:25,207 --> 00:43:26,142
No, yeah, I am.
876
00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:27,510
-You are?
-Mm-hmm.
877
00:43:27,576 --> 00:43:29,021
Yeah. I convinced her
it would look way better
878
00:43:29,045 --> 00:43:30,679
on her transcripts.
879
00:43:30,746 --> 00:43:31,747
Bless you.
880
00:43:33,716 --> 00:43:36,085
Okay. Whatever, then.
881
00:43:36,152 --> 00:43:38,888
So, what's the latest, Annie?
882
00:43:38,954 --> 00:43:40,089
Any new developments?
883
00:43:40,156 --> 00:43:42,191
Developments?
884
00:43:42,258 --> 00:43:43,959
Annie, are we talking about a guy?
885
00:43:44,026 --> 00:43:44,960
Somebody has to fill me in.
886
00:43:45,027 --> 00:43:46,762
-Come on.
-Mm-hmm.
887
00:43:46,829 --> 00:43:48,931
So, Annie's trying to get
her parents back together.
888
00:43:48,998 --> 00:43:50,266
Oh, my gosh.
889
00:43:50,332 --> 00:43:51,400
I can totally help you.
890
00:43:51,467 --> 00:43:53,369
I am a fantastic matchmaker.
891
00:43:53,436 --> 00:43:55,113
Right now, I'm in the middle of setting up
892
00:43:55,137 --> 00:43:56,305
Lindsey and Sawyer.
893
00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,774
-Mm-hmm.
-Sawyer Stone?
894
00:43:58,841 --> 00:43:59,942
Lindsey hates him.
895
00:44:00,009 --> 00:44:02,111
No, I don't.
896
00:44:02,178 --> 00:44:04,280
-Yes, you do.
-No, she doesn't.
897
00:44:04,346 --> 00:44:06,015
-Yes, she does.
-No, she doesn't.
898
00:44:06,082 --> 00:44:07,583
-Yes, she does.
-No, she doesn't!
899
00:44:07,650 --> 00:44:08,818
Yeah!
900
00:44:08,884 --> 00:44:11,053
And last month she was
crushing on Cindy Swain,
901
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,589
and before that it was Brandon Peterson,
902
00:44:13,656 --> 00:44:15,391
and before that Debbie Grossman,
903
00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:16,959
and before that it was Sailor Moon
904
00:44:17,026 --> 00:44:18,994
and Peppermint freaking Patty!
905
00:44:19,061 --> 00:44:20,863
Okay. I'm sorry,
906
00:44:20,930 --> 00:44:22,898
but who doesn't think Peppermint Patty
907
00:44:22,965 --> 00:44:24,467
is a total smoke show?
908
00:44:24,533 --> 00:44:27,136
Oh. Sorry. That's me. I gotta go.
909
00:44:27,203 --> 00:44:28,671
But, um, text our group chat later
910
00:44:28,737 --> 00:44:30,706
and let me know the plan for the weekend.
911
00:44:30,773 --> 00:44:31,774
Yeah.
912
00:44:31,841 --> 00:44:33,576
I'll see you soon, Annie.
913
00:44:37,646 --> 00:44:39,783
Allison Niedermeier? Seriously?
914
00:44:39,850 --> 00:44:41,283
Annie...
915
00:44:41,350 --> 00:44:43,619
Her dad owns The Big Doughnut Hole on Main.
916
00:44:43,686 --> 00:44:45,486
We get all the doughnuts
we can eat for free.
917
00:44:46,922 --> 00:44:49,125
That's great. That's great. No, no, no.
918
00:44:49,191 --> 00:44:50,893
I'm really happy for you guys
919
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,096
and all the free crullers you're enjoying.
920
00:44:54,163 --> 00:44:58,100
Annie, you're making this
bigger than it needs to be.
921
00:44:58,167 --> 00:44:59,301
Am I?
922
00:44:59,368 --> 00:45:00,936
Because Allison Niedermeier
923
00:45:01,003 --> 00:45:02,371
was never someone that
924
00:45:02,438 --> 00:45:03,907
we would have hung out with.
925
00:45:03,973 --> 00:45:05,574
Well, she is now.
926
00:45:09,512 --> 00:45:12,781
The Cheez seems to be melting, apparently.
927
00:45:12,848 --> 00:45:14,450
I'll be back.
928
00:45:17,052 --> 00:45:19,121
Hey. Hey.
929
00:45:19,188 --> 00:45:22,158
Uh, sorry. This is so much easier.
930
00:45:22,224 --> 00:45:24,193
I have the typing skills of a boomer.
931
00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:25,494
Right.
932
00:45:25,561 --> 00:45:28,430
Are you... are you at the DMV?
933
00:45:28,497 --> 00:45:30,132
Oh, it's the airport.
934
00:45:30,199 --> 00:45:32,134
I'm visiting my dad in Jersey.
935
00:45:32,201 --> 00:45:34,370
Jersey. What exit?
936
00:45:35,638 --> 00:45:37,072
Ha ha. Very funny.
937
00:45:37,139 --> 00:45:38,274
-Yeah.
-Very good.
938
00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:39,743
Is that the best you've got?
939
00:45:39,809 --> 00:45:41,810
You know. So, what are you thinking?
940
00:45:41,877 --> 00:45:45,347
I can take, uh, chapters one through three
941
00:45:45,414 --> 00:45:47,650
and you can take four through six?
942
00:45:47,716 --> 00:45:49,594
-Does that... does that work?
-Yeah. That's fine.
943
00:45:49,618 --> 00:45:52,188
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
944
00:45:52,254 --> 00:45:54,423
Okay. Great. So is that good, then?
945
00:45:54,490 --> 00:45:57,126
Uh, so I started reading the book,
946
00:45:57,193 --> 00:45:59,628
and I found what, uh, what Jake
947
00:45:59,695 --> 00:46:03,032
said to Robert about going to South America
948
00:46:03,098 --> 00:46:04,667
really interesting.
949
00:46:04,733 --> 00:46:07,269
I mean, the whole idea
of going to a new place
950
00:46:07,336 --> 00:46:09,538
and creating an identity
951
00:46:09,605 --> 00:46:12,308
and why we shouldn't do that.
952
00:46:13,375 --> 00:46:15,077
-Ew, no.
-I know.
953
00:46:15,144 --> 00:46:17,580
-I know. So stupid.
-Oh, no.
954
00:46:17,646 --> 00:46:21,885
Sorry. Not you. What you said was great.
955
00:46:21,951 --> 00:46:24,453
Yeah. And also
956
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,022
the part of... of living life to the fullest.
957
00:46:28,490 --> 00:46:30,125
'Cause I was thinking,
958
00:46:30,192 --> 00:46:33,797
you and me and our classmates,
959
00:46:33,863 --> 00:46:36,799
we've already lived what,
like a third of our lives,
960
00:46:36,865 --> 00:46:38,534
so, I don't know, it's just...
961
00:46:38,601 --> 00:46:40,736
No, we haven't.
962
00:46:40,803 --> 00:46:43,539
We would only live to
48 if that were the case.
963
00:46:45,675 --> 00:46:48,277
And we finally figured out
why I'm still in Algebra 1.
964
00:46:48,344 --> 00:46:50,713
Right.
965
00:46:50,779 --> 00:46:53,215
Um, but, yes, I... I get your point,
966
00:46:53,282 --> 00:46:55,618
uh, and I'm happy to
take on four through six.
967
00:46:55,684 --> 00:46:58,654
I haven't figured out
my discussion points yet,
968
00:46:58,721 --> 00:47:00,356
but I'll just keep you posted.
969
00:47:00,422 --> 00:47:02,124
-Cool.
-Cool.
970
00:47:02,191 --> 00:47:05,094
So, um, I was thinking
971
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,629
we can get this done today.
972
00:47:06,695 --> 00:47:09,565
There's a big science
project due next week.
973
00:47:09,632 --> 00:47:11,600
And not to mention, I'm
one of those dudes that
974
00:47:11,667 --> 00:47:14,069
just hates leaving the
homework till the last minute.
975
00:47:14,136 --> 00:47:15,938
Right, I'm kind of in the middle of...
976
00:47:18,941 --> 00:47:20,976
I... have to go.
977
00:47:21,043 --> 00:47:22,611
What?
978
00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:28,484
Son of a nut.
979
00:47:30,419 --> 00:47:34,056
Okay. Time to go next level on this.
980
00:47:40,596 --> 00:47:42,965
Temperature changes,
981
00:47:43,032 --> 00:47:44,333
lights,
982
00:47:45,467 --> 00:47:46,702
scents.
983
00:47:48,137 --> 00:47:49,137
All right.
984
00:48:04,086 --> 00:48:06,989
I'm referring to the...
985
00:48:14,296 --> 00:48:15,331
No, no.
986
00:48:15,397 --> 00:48:17,800
My concern is to...
987
00:48:52,368 --> 00:48:54,570
Who the hell is Kourtney?
988
00:48:59,775 --> 00:49:01,210
Hey, are you there?
989
00:49:01,276 --> 00:49:05,114
I'm here. I'm here. Barely.
990
00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:07,916
-Waassuup?
-No, no, no, no.
991
00:49:09,351 --> 00:49:10,719
What is up, Annie?
992
00:49:10,786 --> 00:49:12,488
I think my dad has a girlfriend.
993
00:49:12,554 --> 00:49:14,623
Her name is Kourtney.
It's spelled with a "K."
994
00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:16,625
So, that's what I'm up against.
995
00:49:16,692 --> 00:49:18,293
Ow!
996
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,095
-Who is she?
-I don't know.
997
00:49:20,162 --> 00:49:22,931
My dad is planning to
introduce me to her this weekend.
998
00:49:22,998 --> 00:49:25,367
Okay. Well, check your dad's Instagram.
999
00:49:25,434 --> 00:49:26,568
Maybe she's on there.
1000
00:49:26,635 --> 00:49:28,370
My dad doesn't do Instagram.
1001
00:49:28,437 --> 00:49:31,073
Facebook. Old people use Facebook.
1002
00:49:38,180 --> 00:49:39,448
Ouch!
1003
00:49:45,988 --> 00:49:47,456
Come on.
1004
00:49:51,594 --> 00:49:54,363
Grandma? Seriously?
1005
00:49:54,430 --> 00:49:56,532
-Christian!
-What did Grandma do?
1006
00:49:56,598 --> 00:49:58,233
She...
1007
00:49:58,300 --> 00:50:00,803
Oh, my goodness. Trinity,
you look like a drag queen.
1008
00:50:00,869 --> 00:50:03,305
Thank you. That's exactly
what I was going for.
1009
00:50:03,372 --> 00:50:04,673
Anyway, what did Grandma do?
1010
00:50:04,740 --> 00:50:07,643
She... met Kourtney.
1011
00:50:07,709 --> 00:50:09,144
Grandma?
1012
00:50:09,211 --> 00:50:10,855
Dang, your dad's hooking up with a hottie.
1013
00:50:10,879 --> 00:50:13,248
No, no, no. They're not hooking up.
1014
00:50:13,315 --> 00:50:16,585
No, it... it's... they're...
They're just friends.
1015
00:50:17,853 --> 00:50:20,789
Friends? Okay. Check
his relationship status.
1016
00:50:25,894 --> 00:50:27,972
Okay. That doesn't mean
anything. What does hers say?
1017
00:50:27,996 --> 00:50:29,331
Uh, checking.
1018
00:50:29,398 --> 00:50:32,067
Kourtney with a "K."
1019
00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:41,577
Okay. So she's in a relationship. Fine.
1020
00:50:41,643 --> 00:50:43,645
That doesn't mean it's with my dad.
1021
00:50:48,951 --> 00:50:51,588
Mr. B!
1022
00:50:51,654 --> 00:50:53,155
Didn't know he had it in him.
1023
00:51:07,069 --> 00:51:09,771
Oh, text anxiety is the worse.
1024
00:51:22,317 --> 00:51:24,786
Come on, Annie, be nice.
1025
00:51:27,689 --> 00:51:28,957
Ew.
1026
00:51:29,024 --> 00:51:32,828
She is a married woman, pervert!
1027
00:51:32,895 --> 00:51:35,097
Technically divorced. What's going on?
1028
00:51:36,431 --> 00:51:38,667
Shit, shit, shit! It's my mom.
1029
00:51:41,470 --> 00:51:42,704
Hi, Mom.
1030
00:51:42,771 --> 00:51:44,206
Oh, great. You're still there.
1031
00:51:44,273 --> 00:51:46,308
If you consider a two-hour flight delay
1032
00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:47,452
and a gate change great then...
1033
00:51:47,476 --> 00:51:48,977
Honey. Honey.
1034
00:51:49,044 --> 00:51:50,879
I need another file. It's really important.
1035
00:51:50,946 --> 00:51:52,590
It's my opening speech,
and I go on in five minutes.
1036
00:51:52,614 --> 00:51:54,816
-Okay.
-Go back to the...
1037
00:51:54,883 --> 00:51:56,652
Go back to the ISIS folder.
1038
00:51:56,718 --> 00:51:58,220
-All right.
-Do you see it?
1039
00:51:58,287 --> 00:51:59,688
Do you see it?
1040
00:51:59,755 --> 00:52:02,024
- I see it. I see it.
- Annie, hurry.
1041
00:52:02,090 --> 00:52:03,659
Send it.
1042
00:52:03,725 --> 00:52:06,295
Jeez. No please. No thank you.
1043
00:52:09,097 --> 00:52:11,967
Speech.
1044
00:52:44,633 --> 00:52:46,401
What the F, Tom?
1045
00:52:53,809 --> 00:52:57,646
Oh, no, no, no, no.
1046
00:52:57,713 --> 00:52:59,281
What?
1047
00:52:59,348 --> 00:53:00,983
How...
1048
00:53:07,189 --> 00:53:08,824
Hey. Hi. We have an emergency.
1049
00:53:08,890 --> 00:53:11,393
My mom's got legit interest on Match.
1050
00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:12,928
Okay. How legit?
1051
00:53:12,995 --> 00:53:14,730
Like I think she's made a Match!
1052
00:53:14,796 --> 00:53:16,131
We need to up our game.
1053
00:53:16,198 --> 00:53:19,301
Annie, I don't know if
I wanna play anymore.
1054
00:53:19,368 --> 00:53:20,802
Yeah, me either. I mean,
1055
00:53:20,869 --> 00:53:23,038
your dad's banging a ten, and he's happy.
1056
00:53:23,105 --> 00:53:25,083
And your mom's clearly
living her best life in Florida
1057
00:53:25,107 --> 00:53:27,709
and is very popular in
the online dating world.
1058
00:53:28,577 --> 00:53:29,911
Okay. What about me?
1059
00:53:30,812 --> 00:53:31,980
Am I happy?
1060
00:53:33,516 --> 00:53:35,517
No.
1061
00:53:35,584 --> 00:53:38,420
I would do this for the
both of you, and you know it.
1062
00:53:39,755 --> 00:53:43,291
Come on, woman up. I need ideas.
1063
00:53:43,358 --> 00:53:44,960
Uh, my dad always sends flowers
1064
00:53:45,027 --> 00:53:47,362
when he's in the dog house.
1065
00:53:47,429 --> 00:53:48,429
Okay. Does that work?
1066
00:53:48,463 --> 00:53:49,998
It's hard to say.
1067
00:53:50,065 --> 00:53:51,443
The house is starting
to look like a flower shop.
1068
00:53:51,467 --> 00:53:52,534
Oh, cookies!
1069
00:53:52,601 --> 00:53:54,102
My mom and dad used to send
1070
00:53:54,169 --> 00:53:56,171
each other actual
cookies on Valentine's Day.
1071
00:53:56,238 --> 00:53:57,340
Like the big ones
1072
00:53:57,407 --> 00:53:59,107
with the messages written in frosting.
1073
00:53:59,174 --> 00:54:02,044
I'll just order one for my dad from my mom,
1074
00:54:02,110 --> 00:54:03,645
and I'll send it to his office.
1075
00:54:03,712 --> 00:54:05,147
Okay. Fine.
1076
00:54:05,213 --> 00:54:07,249
But you're gonna need to screen us.
1077
00:54:09,785 --> 00:54:11,586
Not now, Monica.
1078
00:54:11,653 --> 00:54:12,988
Who's that?
1079
00:54:14,289 --> 00:54:15,957
It's the real estate agent.
1080
00:54:16,024 --> 00:54:18,160
She's, like, stalking me... stalking my mom.
1081
00:54:18,226 --> 00:54:21,630
Annie, what real estate mess have you made?
1082
00:54:21,697 --> 00:54:24,299
Nothing for you to worry about.
1083
00:54:24,366 --> 00:54:27,736
I worry about everything, you know that.
1084
00:54:36,978 --> 00:54:40,315
This could be an issue.
1085
00:54:41,516 --> 00:54:43,151
Okay.
1086
00:54:43,218 --> 00:54:46,254
Uh, maybe we should discuss
what just happened here?
1087
00:54:46,321 --> 00:54:49,858
Wow. You sound just like my mother. Okay.
1088
00:54:49,925 --> 00:54:51,827
Moving on. What should I write?
1089
00:54:53,428 --> 00:54:55,731
I mean, given your dad's interest
1090
00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:57,400
in Kourtney with a "K,"
1091
00:54:57,467 --> 00:55:01,169
I don't know, maybe a
wink or any emoji will do.
1092
00:55:01,236 --> 00:55:03,138
No, no, no. This has to seal the deal.
1093
00:55:03,205 --> 00:55:05,574
It has to be meaningful and impactful.
1094
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,175
Straight to the point.
1095
00:55:08,910 --> 00:55:10,312
Direct.
1096
00:55:12,614 --> 00:55:15,984
And... done.
1097
00:55:18,086 --> 00:55:21,590
-Hmm, shizer.
-What up?
1098
00:55:21,656 --> 00:55:23,892
The cookie heart isn't
available for delivery.
1099
00:55:23,959 --> 00:55:26,261
It's pickup only.
1100
00:55:26,328 --> 00:55:29,030
Hey. Hey, don't even think about asking.
1101
00:55:29,097 --> 00:55:31,032
I'm still on a learner's permit.
1102
00:55:33,101 --> 00:55:34,836
I know someone with a car.
1103
00:55:37,773 --> 00:55:41,343
So how do you already
have your license, Allison?
1104
00:55:41,409 --> 00:55:43,345
- Were you held back?
- No. No.
1105
00:55:43,411 --> 00:55:45,013
It's amazing how the law bends
1106
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,015
when your dad owns a local doughnut shop.
1107
00:55:47,082 --> 00:55:49,050
-Hey, Annie.
-The eagle has landed.
1108
00:55:49,117 --> 00:55:50,728
- Oh, I want some.
-I repeat, the eagle has landed.
1109
00:55:50,752 --> 00:55:53,121
Uh, all right. Good. The
office isn't that far from there.
1110
00:55:53,188 --> 00:55:54,756
It's just a right onto Rumson Road
1111
00:55:54,823 --> 00:55:57,058
and then a left on Industrial Way.
1112
00:55:58,059 --> 00:55:59,494
I gotta bounce real quick.
1113
00:55:59,561 --> 00:56:02,297
-Let me... let me call you back.
-Okay. Bye.
1114
00:56:21,616 --> 00:56:23,218
Found you.
1115
00:56:23,285 --> 00:56:25,153
Good afternoon. Hello.
1116
00:56:25,220 --> 00:56:26,588
Thank you so much.
1117
00:56:26,655 --> 00:56:28,623
It's really a pleasure
1118
00:56:28,690 --> 00:56:30,425
to be with you today.
1119
00:56:34,796 --> 00:56:38,266
Why men great till they gotta be great?
1120
00:56:44,206 --> 00:56:45,607
I just took a DNA test.
1121
00:56:45,674 --> 00:56:48,410
Turns out I'm a hundred percent that bitch.
1122
00:56:50,512 --> 00:56:53,114
I am so sorry. I... I apologize.
1123
00:56:53,181 --> 00:56:56,418
Uh, obviously... just
give me a minute. Um...
1124
00:57:07,229 --> 00:57:09,631
Okay. One more spot.
1125
00:57:09,698 --> 00:57:11,900
And I think we're almost ready.
1126
00:57:11,967 --> 00:57:15,403
I mean, is anyone gonna
believe he's the delivery guy?
1127
00:57:15,470 --> 00:57:18,340
He's delivering cookies. No
one's even gonna notice him.
1128
00:57:18,406 --> 00:57:20,075
Why are we doing this, again?
1129
00:57:20,141 --> 00:57:22,544
Because we're on a mission.
1130
00:57:22,611 --> 00:57:24,455
And your sister is gonna
give you twenty bucks.
1131
00:57:24,479 --> 00:57:26,281
Really?
-I am?
1132
00:57:26,348 --> 00:57:28,283
- You are.
- Okay. Great. Good.
1133
00:57:28,350 --> 00:57:30,418
Is... is everybody ready? Is everybody good?
1134
00:57:30,485 --> 00:57:31,953
Chris, you good?
1135
00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:33,388
Yeah. Whatever.
1136
00:57:33,455 --> 00:57:35,290
All right. You're gonna be great, bud.
1137
00:57:35,357 --> 00:57:37,659
You just be your cute self,
and no one will think twice.
1138
00:57:37,726 --> 00:57:39,060
Oh, and if anyone asks,
1139
00:57:39,128 --> 00:57:41,329
your Mike's son in Accounting, okay?
1140
00:57:41,396 --> 00:57:42,597
Okay.
1141
00:57:42,664 --> 00:57:45,834
Okay. And everyone can log into GoPro.
1142
00:57:45,901 --> 00:57:48,570
Password, OperationlDidltAllForTheCookie.
1143
00:57:50,672 --> 00:57:55,176
Seems like an unnecessarily long password.
1144
00:57:55,243 --> 00:57:57,946
-That's... okay.
-Okay.
1145
00:57:58,013 --> 00:58:00,382
I think we're good to go.
1146
00:58:00,448 --> 00:58:02,250
All right, buddy. Move, move, move.
1147
00:58:02,317 --> 00:58:03,985
- I'm moving.
- Okay. Cool.
1148
00:58:04,052 --> 00:58:05,587
Did you, uh, tell him where to go?
1149
00:58:05,654 --> 00:58:08,089
Uh, we just told him to
drop it by the front desk.
1150
00:58:08,156 --> 00:58:09,557
Oh, hello.
1151
00:58:09,624 --> 00:58:11,693
Okay. He's almost there.
1152
00:58:13,995 --> 00:58:15,430
Oh, perfect. Nobody's there.
1153
00:58:15,497 --> 00:58:17,265
Just... just tell him to just drop it and go.
1154
00:58:17,332 --> 00:58:19,901
-I can't talk to him.
-What?
1155
00:58:19,968 --> 00:58:21,237
It's not a two-way feed, Annie.
1156
00:58:21,303 --> 00:58:24,172
Cookie cake? Cookie cake.
1157
00:58:24,239 --> 00:58:25,483
Yes. Good. Great. Good job, buddy.
1158
00:58:25,507 --> 00:58:27,209
Go. Get... leave. Get out of there.
1159
00:58:27,276 --> 00:58:30,378
Uh, hello?
1160
00:58:32,247 --> 00:58:33,982
Come on, Chris. What are you waiting for?
1161
00:58:36,818 --> 00:58:39,988
Delivery.
1162
00:58:40,055 --> 00:58:42,524
Anyone?
1163
00:58:42,590 --> 00:58:44,259
That's Kourtney! That's Kourtney!
1164
00:58:44,326 --> 00:58:45,261
-That's literally...
-Hey there, little guy.
1165
00:58:45,327 --> 00:58:46,728
What do you got there?
1166
00:58:46,795 --> 00:58:48,596
She works with my dad.
1167
00:58:48,663 --> 00:58:50,865
Ooh, office romance?
1168
00:58:50,932 --> 00:58:51,866
-Scandalous.
-Leave.
1169
00:58:51,933 --> 00:58:53,234
Leave. Leave.
1170
00:58:53,301 --> 00:58:54,235
Mike's son in Accounting.
1171
00:58:54,302 --> 00:58:55,670
Leave. Leave.
1172
00:58:55,737 --> 00:58:57,572
- It's addressed to Jason.
- Leave.
1173
00:58:57,639 --> 00:58:59,150
I missed you?
-Shit! She sees it's for my dad.
1174
00:58:59,174 --> 00:59:00,442
-Shit!
-Who sent you?
1175
00:59:00,508 --> 00:59:02,110
Abort! Get him out of there! Shit!
1176
00:59:02,177 --> 00:59:03,221
Mike's boobs in accounting.
1177
00:59:03,245 --> 00:59:05,747
What? Who sent you?
1178
00:59:05,814 --> 00:59:08,383
Hey! Who sent you?
1179
00:59:08,450 --> 00:59:10,719
Mike's son in accounting!
1180
00:59:17,926 --> 00:59:19,594
Are you okay?
1181
00:59:19,661 --> 00:59:22,263
I saw boobies.
1182
00:59:22,330 --> 00:59:24,466
That was a disaster.
1183
00:59:24,532 --> 00:59:26,267
We gave it our best shot, Annie.
1184
00:59:26,334 --> 00:59:27,869
Well, that's not good enough, Lindsey.
1185
00:59:27,936 --> 00:59:29,780
Yeah, we're all just
trying to help you, Annie.
1186
00:59:29,804 --> 00:59:31,215
What is this "we're all" shit, Allison?
1187
00:59:31,239 --> 00:59:32,741
You're not a part of this.
1188
00:59:32,807 --> 00:59:34,843
You're the getaway driver
who brings free donuts.
1189
00:59:34,909 --> 00:59:36,111
Okay. That's not cool, Annie.
1190
00:59:36,177 --> 00:59:37,445
No. What's not cool, Trinity,
1191
00:59:37,512 --> 00:59:39,414
is that my dad is gonna call my mom now,
1192
00:59:39,481 --> 00:59:41,716
and I'm gonna spend the
rest of my life in a swamp.
1193
00:59:46,855 --> 00:59:48,490
Oh, no.
1194
01:01:43,338 --> 01:01:47,709
If your child needs you,
1195
01:01:48,977 --> 01:01:51,713
give them the little knowledge
1196
01:01:51,779 --> 01:01:54,182
of how you laugh,
1197
01:01:54,249 --> 01:01:56,251
of how you love,
1198
01:01:56,317 --> 01:01:57,685
of how you suffer,
1199
01:01:57,752 --> 01:02:00,855
of how you start, of how you stop,
1200
01:02:00,922 --> 01:02:03,258
of how you feel,
1201
01:02:03,324 --> 01:02:05,760
and how you believe.
1202
01:02:07,595 --> 01:02:11,399
As parents, this really is...
1203
01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:12,901
all we can do.
1204
01:02:12,967 --> 01:02:15,037
And never pretend to know
1205
01:02:15,104 --> 01:02:16,638
more than you know
1206
01:02:16,704 --> 01:02:18,840
or to have acquired
more knowledge in this life
1207
01:02:18,907 --> 01:02:20,708
than you actually have.
1208
01:02:20,775 --> 01:02:21,876
For if you do,
1209
01:02:21,943 --> 01:02:25,547
you will not only deepen the unseen bruise,
1210
01:02:26,614 --> 01:02:29,284
you'll actually inflict a wound.
1211
01:02:32,187 --> 01:02:33,588
Thank you so much.
1212
01:03:00,782 --> 01:03:02,183
Oh. Hey. Hey.
1213
01:03:02,250 --> 01:03:03,651
Hey.
1214
01:03:03,718 --> 01:03:06,854
So I just, um, I reread the assignment
1215
01:03:06,921 --> 01:03:09,824
and realized that partnership skills
1216
01:03:09,891 --> 01:03:11,826
is actually, like, half the grade,
1217
01:03:11,893 --> 01:03:15,697
so I have no choice but to work with you.
1218
01:03:18,032 --> 01:03:21,003
But... but I... I... I can
just do everything and...
1219
01:03:21,069 --> 01:03:23,938
And all you have to
do is read off my notes,
1220
01:03:24,005 --> 01:03:25,840
if you can handle that,
1221
01:03:25,907 --> 01:03:28,209
or if you're not too embarrassed,
1222
01:03:28,276 --> 01:03:31,012
or too cool to work with me.
1223
01:03:31,079 --> 01:03:33,681
No. You're great.
1224
01:03:33,748 --> 01:03:38,052
Just... I'm not embarrassed.
1225
01:03:38,119 --> 01:03:39,320
-Oh.
-And, believe me,
1226
01:03:39,387 --> 01:03:41,623
I'm... I'm not cool.
1227
01:03:41,689 --> 01:03:44,759
I'm actually, like, a total jerk, so...
1228
01:03:44,827 --> 01:03:47,128
Oh, I don't know about a total jerk.
1229
01:03:47,195 --> 01:03:50,098
Maybe like 50%.
1230
01:03:51,566 --> 01:03:53,034
I'm kidding.
1231
01:03:56,872 --> 01:03:59,374
I'm sorry.
1232
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,377
I'm just kind of going through a thing.
1233
01:04:04,078 --> 01:04:05,146
Yeah, I get it.
1234
01:04:05,213 --> 01:04:06,281
No, I get it.
1235
01:04:06,347 --> 01:04:09,817
Uh, new school, new friends.
1236
01:04:09,884 --> 01:04:10,885
Old friends...
1237
01:04:10,952 --> 01:04:12,253
Old friends.
1238
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,256
Okay. Well, uh, talk to the Cheez.
1239
01:04:15,323 --> 01:04:17,258
Uh, I'm a good listener.
1240
01:04:17,325 --> 01:04:19,394
What's going on?
1241
01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:20,963
Um...
1242
01:04:22,463 --> 01:04:25,900
I've messed up everything.
1243
01:04:25,967 --> 01:04:27,402
Okay.
1244
01:04:27,468 --> 01:04:29,370
My dad's relationship
1245
01:04:29,437 --> 01:04:30,838
with Kourtney with a "K."
1246
01:04:30,905 --> 01:04:32,808
My mom's relationship with Tom somebody.
1247
01:04:32,875 --> 01:04:35,543
My mom's relationship,
such as it is, with my dad.
1248
01:04:35,610 --> 01:04:36,978
My mom's job.
1249
01:04:37,045 --> 01:04:39,447
Possibly my friends' relationship
1250
01:04:39,514 --> 01:04:41,349
with Allison Niedermeier.
1251
01:04:41,416 --> 01:04:45,353
-Jeez.
-Cookies. Work. School.
1252
01:04:45,420 --> 01:04:46,788
-Yeah.
-You.
1253
01:04:49,557 --> 01:04:51,926
You name it.
1254
01:04:51,993 --> 01:04:53,261
So, listen, um,
1255
01:04:53,328 --> 01:04:55,830
obviously you're... you're a nice person.
1256
01:04:55,897 --> 01:04:56,965
Yeah...
1257
01:04:57,031 --> 01:04:58,333
No, no, no. Trust me.
1258
01:04:58,399 --> 01:05:01,602
I, uh, I know these things, okay?
1259
01:05:01,669 --> 01:05:04,405
All you need to do is
just... just check yourself.
1260
01:05:04,472 --> 01:05:07,442
Like, get back on track.
1261
01:05:07,508 --> 01:05:11,079
Just apologize, and all will be forgiven.
1262
01:05:14,148 --> 01:05:15,983
How do you know that?
1263
01:05:16,050 --> 01:05:19,654
Because I've already
forgiven you, that's how.
1264
01:05:23,391 --> 01:05:27,028
Where do I even start?
1265
01:05:27,095 --> 01:05:31,232
You, uh, you start with
the low-hanging fruit,
1266
01:05:31,299 --> 01:05:35,403
and then you go from
there. The fruit and...
1267
01:05:39,574 --> 01:05:40,575
Thank you.
1268
01:05:40,641 --> 01:05:42,977
Of course. My pleasure.
1269
01:05:43,044 --> 01:05:47,048
And I'm... I'm totally gonna
do my part of the assignment.
1270
01:05:47,115 --> 01:05:49,083
Okay. Good, 'cause I
actually don't know anything
1271
01:05:49,150 --> 01:05:50,451
about that book.
1272
01:05:50,518 --> 01:05:52,286
What I said before?
1273
01:05:52,353 --> 01:05:54,288
Google.
1274
01:05:56,892 --> 01:06:01,195
I'm... I'm actually really glad
1275
01:06:01,262 --> 01:06:03,631
that you asked to be my partner.
1276
01:06:06,434 --> 01:06:09,437
Me too. Um, so I'll...
1277
01:06:09,504 --> 01:06:12,140
I'll talk to you later?
1278
01:06:12,206 --> 01:06:13,508
Definitely.
1279
01:07:32,286 --> 01:07:35,389
Waassuup?
1280
01:07:35,456 --> 01:07:37,225
We were looking forward to you coming back
1281
01:07:37,291 --> 01:07:39,527
for a really long time now.
1282
01:07:39,594 --> 01:07:40,995
And we totally understand
1283
01:07:41,062 --> 01:07:42,506
that you're going through a hard time,
1284
01:07:42,530 --> 01:07:43,640
but we only went through with your plans
1285
01:07:43,664 --> 01:07:45,199
because we love you.
1286
01:07:45,266 --> 01:07:47,101
Believe it or not, we had other plans
1287
01:07:47,168 --> 01:07:50,938
outside of ruining your
parents' lives this weekend.
1288
01:07:51,005 --> 01:07:53,441
Like hanging out with Allison Niedermeier?
1289
01:07:53,508 --> 01:07:56,944
Cut her some slack, okay?
She's really not that bad.
1290
01:07:58,212 --> 01:08:00,081
Yeah.
1291
01:08:00,147 --> 01:08:01,758
I mean, did you really
think your whole plan
1292
01:08:01,782 --> 01:08:03,417
to get your parents back together
1293
01:08:03,484 --> 01:08:07,288
so that you can move back to
New Jersey was gonna work?
1294
01:08:07,355 --> 01:08:08,724
I don't know.
1295
01:08:09,891 --> 01:08:11,292
I was hoping it would.
1296
01:08:14,763 --> 01:08:16,273
Annie, you really need to give Florida
1297
01:08:16,297 --> 01:08:18,065
and your mom a chance.
1298
01:08:18,132 --> 01:08:19,300
And Cheezbud...
1299
01:08:19,367 --> 01:08:23,671
I hate it when you sound so wise.
1300
01:08:25,506 --> 01:08:26,807
Don't worry.
1301
01:08:26,874 --> 01:08:29,143
I haven't completely lost my mind.
1302
01:08:30,945 --> 01:08:32,648
I didn't really think that Sean Greene
1303
01:08:32,714 --> 01:08:36,083
was gonna ask me to Homecoming.
1304
01:08:36,150 --> 01:08:38,654
I think if you still lived here,
he would have asked you.
1305
01:08:42,023 --> 01:08:43,391
Lindsey, I'm sorry.
1306
01:08:43,457 --> 01:08:45,927
Look, Annie,
1307
01:08:45,993 --> 01:08:49,463
we've been friends for
such a long time. And...
1308
01:08:49,530 --> 01:08:50,841
And, yeah, we may take each other
1309
01:08:50,865 --> 01:08:52,567
for granted now and then.
1310
01:08:52,633 --> 01:08:53,968
And, yeah, I... I totally get it
1311
01:08:54,035 --> 01:08:55,703
why you'd feel weird about Allison.
1312
01:08:55,770 --> 01:08:59,807
But... but trust me, we're not replacing you.
1313
01:08:59,874 --> 01:09:02,410
We could never replace you.
1314
01:09:02,476 --> 01:09:06,614
You make this work.
1315
01:09:07,748 --> 01:09:09,050
No. No.
1316
01:09:09,116 --> 01:09:11,252
Honestly, I... I... I was just being jealous.
1317
01:09:11,319 --> 01:09:12,920
I was acting ridiculous.
1318
01:09:12,987 --> 01:09:16,824
I... I don't... I don't care about Allison.
1319
01:09:20,261 --> 01:09:23,097
It was the free doughnuts
that I was bummed about.
1320
01:09:25,733 --> 01:09:27,835
But, seriously,
1321
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:31,138
you guys are amazing,
1322
01:09:31,205 --> 01:09:33,341
loyal,
1323
01:09:33,407 --> 01:09:35,943
patient friends.
1324
01:09:37,278 --> 01:09:39,647
And I'm sorry about everything today.
1325
01:09:39,714 --> 01:09:41,391
Really, this whole thing
was just... I don't even know.
1326
01:09:41,415 --> 01:09:45,820
Uh, you guys, we may have a bigger issue.
1327
01:09:45,886 --> 01:09:47,388
So somebody from the office
1328
01:09:47,455 --> 01:09:50,692
posted a cookie video, and it's gone viral.
1329
01:09:50,758 --> 01:09:53,494
I can't believe
1330
01:09:53,561 --> 01:09:55,096
that you're cheating on me!
1331
01:09:55,162 --> 01:09:56,831
What? No! Of course, I'm not!
1332
01:09:56,897 --> 01:09:58,342
Wait. Kourtney, I would
like a piece of that cake
1333
01:09:58,366 --> 01:10:00,468
-before it's...
-This is garbage, Alan!
1334
01:10:00,534 --> 01:10:01,802
-Garbage!
-No. No.
1335
01:10:01,869 --> 01:10:03,404
Look... look, party's over, okay?
1336
01:10:03,471 --> 01:10:04,472
-Look...
-No.
1337
01:10:04,538 --> 01:10:05,840
you... you gotta calm down.
1338
01:10:05,906 --> 01:10:08,543
I think it says "To you. I miss you."
1339
01:10:08,610 --> 01:10:10,044
Who misses you, Jason? Who?
1340
01:10:10,111 --> 01:10:11,345
Uh-oh. Incoming. Incoming.
1341
01:10:12,713 --> 01:10:13,757
Yeah, Kourtney with a "K" is trending.
1342
01:10:13,781 --> 01:10:15,016
Okay. Look, look, look.
1343
01:10:15,082 --> 01:10:16,884
I can explain, but you gotta calm down.
1344
01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:18,019
You're acting crazy.
1345
01:10:18,085 --> 01:10:19,920
Oh, no. He said the "C" word.
1346
01:10:19,987 --> 01:10:23,557
Okay. Wait.
1347
01:10:23,624 --> 01:10:25,192
I'm crazy?
1348
01:10:26,628 --> 01:10:30,064
What kind of guy introduces
you to his mother and then cheats?
1349
01:10:30,131 --> 01:10:32,266
No. I never... I never cheated.
1350
01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,501
Hey, not cool.
1351
01:10:33,567 --> 01:10:34,769
It was my ex.
1352
01:10:34,835 --> 01:10:36,470
She'd been acting crazy all day.
1353
01:10:36,537 --> 01:10:38,540
Oh, really? Now it's your ex?
1354
01:10:38,607 --> 01:10:40,508
She's been acting crazy all day?
1355
01:10:40,574 --> 01:10:42,743
It's everybody but you, huh?
1356
01:10:42,810 --> 01:10:44,345
Yes!
1357
01:10:44,412 --> 01:10:46,080
You know what?
1358
01:10:47,581 --> 01:10:49,083
Enjoy your cake.
1359
01:10:51,285 --> 01:10:55,456
Okay. I'll be back, hopefully.
1360
01:11:07,468 --> 01:11:08,736
What now?
1361
01:11:09,870 --> 01:11:11,772
Uh, no, Dad.
1362
01:11:13,174 --> 01:11:15,776
Annie, what are you doing
with your mom's phone?
1363
01:11:15,843 --> 01:11:17,878
I have her computer.
1364
01:11:17,945 --> 01:11:19,413
Oh, is everything okay?
1365
01:11:20,781 --> 01:11:22,249
Uh, no.
1366
01:11:22,316 --> 01:11:23,484
Not really.
1367
01:11:23,551 --> 01:11:27,221
Um, Dad, it was me the whole day.
1368
01:11:28,422 --> 01:11:30,324
I was the one that was texting you.
1369
01:11:31,759 --> 01:11:33,294
I sent you that cookie.
1370
01:11:34,228 --> 01:11:36,363
Annie, what were you thinking?
1371
01:11:36,430 --> 01:11:38,132
I don't know. I...
1372
01:11:41,402 --> 01:11:45,539
I was trying to get you
and mom back together.
1373
01:11:45,606 --> 01:11:47,308
Why? We were terrible together.
1374
01:11:49,276 --> 01:11:50,545
Not always.
1375
01:11:51,645 --> 01:11:53,481
You know...
1376
01:11:55,483 --> 01:11:58,052
You know, your mom
sacrificed her whole career
1377
01:11:58,119 --> 01:12:00,955
so that I could pursue my
dreams as a sports reporter?
1378
01:12:02,524 --> 01:12:05,025
She always planned on going back to work,
1379
01:12:05,092 --> 01:12:06,660
I just kept getting busier.
1380
01:12:06,727 --> 01:12:10,297
And as I was traveling,
she was always alone.
1381
01:12:10,364 --> 01:12:12,299
She took care of you all by herself.
1382
01:12:13,501 --> 01:12:15,536
And now she got this amazing opportunity.
1383
01:12:15,603 --> 01:12:16,904
She deserves it.
1384
01:12:18,239 --> 01:12:23,244
I don't know, sometimes it just feels like
1385
01:12:23,310 --> 01:12:26,347
she's not even thinking about what I want.
1386
01:12:26,414 --> 01:12:27,581
Are you kidding me?
1387
01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:30,451
This is all about you, Annie.
1388
01:12:30,518 --> 01:12:33,087
She moved you to Florida
so that you could see
1389
01:12:33,154 --> 01:12:35,489
that it was okay to take risks.
1390
01:12:35,556 --> 01:12:40,194
That you could have New Jersey
but you could also have more.
1391
01:12:40,261 --> 01:12:42,096
She's following her dreams so you can see
1392
01:12:42,163 --> 01:12:44,399
that it's okay to follow yours.
1393
01:12:46,167 --> 01:12:47,601
She loves you the most.
1394
01:12:48,803 --> 01:12:52,239
Even though it pains me to say it, she's...
1395
01:12:52,306 --> 01:12:54,141
she's a much better parent than I am.
1396
01:13:01,949 --> 01:13:04,251
Are you still dating Kourtney?
1397
01:13:06,020 --> 01:13:08,390
I should show you the video.
1398
01:13:08,456 --> 01:13:10,357
Oh, I saw it.
1399
01:13:12,359 --> 01:13:13,160
I'm sorry.
1400
01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:15,029
Uh, it's okay, kiddo.
1401
01:13:15,095 --> 01:13:17,598
You... you're under a lot of pressure.
1402
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:22,069
She wasn't the one, anyway, and, you know,
1403
01:13:22,136 --> 01:13:25,039
work's gonna be a
little messy for a bit but...
1404
01:13:29,510 --> 01:13:30,644
And Mom?
1405
01:13:31,879 --> 01:13:34,048
Man, you are stubborn.
1406
01:13:34,114 --> 01:13:36,250
Mom was the one for a very long time,
1407
01:13:36,317 --> 01:13:38,486
but she's not anymore.
1408
01:13:38,552 --> 01:13:41,322
And that's okay.
1409
01:13:41,388 --> 01:13:43,548
Speaking of your mother,
does she know about all this?
1410
01:13:45,759 --> 01:13:47,228
No.
1411
01:13:47,294 --> 01:13:49,930
But I'm sure she is piecing together
1412
01:13:49,997 --> 01:13:52,266
a lot of bad news as we speak.
1413
01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:54,134
Hmm.
1414
01:13:54,201 --> 01:13:57,471
You gotta do the right thing, kiddo.
1415
01:13:57,538 --> 01:14:00,841
Yeah, I know.
1416
01:14:00,908 --> 01:14:02,377
Love you.
1417
01:14:02,444 --> 01:14:04,011
I love you too.
1418
01:14:05,713 --> 01:14:07,748
-Oh, Dad, you...
-Mm-hmm?
1419
01:14:07,815 --> 01:14:09,283
You got it on your...
1420
01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:11,485
-More right here?
-On the... yep.
1421
01:14:11,552 --> 01:14:12,992
-Right there, actually.
-Right here?
1422
01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:14,655
Yep. Yep.
1423
01:14:14,722 --> 01:14:18,025
Yeah. You just can't...
There's more now somehow.
1424
01:14:18,092 --> 01:14:19,460
-That's...
-Oh.
1425
01:14:19,526 --> 01:14:21,428
You... you didn't... uh, you know what?
1426
01:14:21,495 --> 01:14:23,106
It's just... it's everywhere.
It's everywhere.
1427
01:14:23,130 --> 01:14:24,365
If... if you could just... yeah.
1428
01:14:24,431 --> 01:14:26,033
Listen, I'll see you later.
1429
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:28,369
There's... okay. All right.
1430
01:14:28,435 --> 01:14:29,937
-I love you.
-Love you.
1431
01:15:14,949 --> 01:15:16,159
I have tried to give you space.
1432
01:15:16,183 --> 01:15:18,285
I've tried to protect you.
1433
01:15:18,352 --> 01:15:19,820
I've tried to respect your process.
1434
01:15:19,887 --> 01:15:21,588
I know.
1435
01:15:21,655 --> 01:15:22,656
You do?
1436
01:15:22,723 --> 01:15:24,525
Yes.
1437
01:15:24,591 --> 01:15:27,094
Now I do.
1438
01:15:27,161 --> 01:15:29,396
I know a lot of things now.
1439
01:15:30,597 --> 01:15:32,199
I know you stopped talking to Tom
1440
01:15:32,267 --> 01:15:35,636
because you were worried
how I would react to it.
1441
01:15:35,703 --> 01:15:37,204
And I know that you were pushing dad
1442
01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:38,639
to help me with my science project
1443
01:15:38,706 --> 01:15:41,608
because you didn't want me to fail.
1444
01:15:41,675 --> 01:15:43,586
There is still one thing
that I don't understand
1445
01:15:43,610 --> 01:15:45,412
and that's why you and dad split up.
1446
01:15:47,715 --> 01:15:51,218
I can learn to like
Florida. I honestly can.
1447
01:15:51,285 --> 01:15:54,822
I can get used to seeing
old man die in their soup.
1448
01:15:54,888 --> 01:15:56,257
A nap, Annie.
1449
01:15:56,324 --> 01:15:57,925
-It wasn't a nap.
-It was a nap.
1450
01:15:57,992 --> 01:15:59,703
He was dead. He was gone.
And we disagree about this
1451
01:15:59,727 --> 01:16:02,696
and we don't have to talk about it.
1452
01:16:02,763 --> 01:16:06,667
I... I don't expect you and
dad to get back together,
1453
01:16:06,734 --> 01:16:10,871
but I would just like to know why.
1454
01:16:10,938 --> 01:16:13,107
It was mutual.
1455
01:16:13,173 --> 01:16:16,076
I know it was unexpected for you.
1456
01:16:16,143 --> 01:16:17,644
Yeah.
1457
01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:20,114
And both dad and I just
knew that our marriage
1458
01:16:20,181 --> 01:16:22,016
wasn't right for us anymore.
1459
01:16:22,082 --> 01:16:24,218
And I...
1460
01:16:24,284 --> 01:16:27,588
I don't wanna marry your dad again.
1461
01:16:27,654 --> 01:16:29,423
But that doesn't mean I hate him.
1462
01:16:29,490 --> 01:16:34,061
He helped me raise you. I mean, you.
1463
01:16:35,829 --> 01:16:37,831
I'll always kind of love him for that.
1464
01:16:41,201 --> 01:16:45,139
Okay. So there's a few things
I should probably tell you.
1465
01:16:45,205 --> 01:16:46,507
Okay.
1466
01:16:46,573 --> 01:16:50,345
Um, you've probably been banned from PTA.
1467
01:16:52,046 --> 01:16:54,848
-I can live with that.
-Okay.
1468
01:16:54,915 --> 01:16:57,584
Um, you should probably consider
1469
01:16:57,651 --> 01:17:01,255
deleting your account on Match.com.
1470
01:17:01,321 --> 01:17:04,124
Okay. What else?
1471
01:17:04,191 --> 01:17:08,362
I'm sorry for everything.
1472
01:17:10,731 --> 01:17:13,500
And I would really like to meet Tom.
1473
01:17:18,072 --> 01:17:19,907
That ship has sailed.
1474
01:17:19,973 --> 01:17:22,810
No. No. He reached out to you.
1475
01:17:22,876 --> 01:17:25,712
-He did?
-Yeah.
1476
01:17:25,779 --> 01:17:28,415
Can we message him back?
1477
01:17:28,482 --> 01:17:29,349
Yeah.
1478
01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:31,118
I guess.
1479
01:17:31,185 --> 01:17:34,721
Yeah. Yeah.
1480
01:17:34,788 --> 01:17:36,890
Yeah. I'll... I'll... I'll do it, and I'll, uh,
1481
01:17:36,957 --> 01:17:40,861
share my screen with you.
1482
01:17:40,928 --> 01:17:41,929
He winked at me.
1483
01:17:41,995 --> 01:17:43,297
Yeah.
1484
01:17:43,363 --> 01:17:46,433
He's pretty funny.
1485
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:48,235
What should we say?
1486
01:17:48,302 --> 01:17:50,070
Uh, we should keep it casual.
1487
01:17:50,138 --> 01:17:52,840
Hey, everything's great.
1488
01:17:52,906 --> 01:17:55,943
Uh, I...
1489
01:17:56,009 --> 01:17:59,313
uh, how about coffee?
1490
01:18:01,381 --> 01:18:03,917
- I like it. Write that.
- Okay.
1491
01:18:06,553 --> 01:18:08,256
Hold on. I'm getting an alert.
1492
01:18:12,726 --> 01:18:15,129
A Nordstrom's...
1493
01:18:15,195 --> 01:18:17,598
charge for $4,000?
1494
01:18:17,664 --> 01:18:20,067
Yes.
1495
01:18:20,135 --> 01:18:21,835
Yeah.
1496
01:18:21,902 --> 01:18:23,537
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
1497
01:18:23,604 --> 01:18:27,007
Yeah. So almost everything is exchangeable.
1498
01:18:27,074 --> 01:18:31,645
Um, oh, and, hey, in other news,
uh, I think we sold the house.
1499
01:18:31,712 --> 01:18:35,516
So, you know, that all probably evens out.
1500
01:18:38,219 --> 01:18:40,587
Wait a minute. Didn't you
drop your phone in the toilet?
1501
01:18:42,689 --> 01:18:43,924
I sure did.
1502
01:18:43,991 --> 01:18:46,560
Okay. So where are you calling me from now?
1503
01:18:48,662 --> 01:18:50,764
Your laptop.
1504
01:18:50,831 --> 01:18:54,067
Turns out I'm not the only
one with an easy password.
1505
01:18:54,134 --> 01:18:55,769
Wait.
1506
01:18:55,836 --> 01:18:57,838
No. What?
1507
01:18:57,905 --> 01:18:59,173
No. Mom?
1508
01:18:59,239 --> 01:19:00,316
No, no, no. What do you mean?
1509
01:19:00,340 --> 01:19:01,041
Don't. Mom. Mom. Mom.
1510
01:19:01,108 --> 01:19:02,776
Mom, stop.
1511
01:19:02,843 --> 01:19:04,111
- Oh, honey...
- Don't. Don't.
1512
01:19:04,178 --> 01:19:05,045
-No, no, no.
- I gotta run.
1513
01:19:05,112 --> 01:19:06,513
No, no, no. Mom.
1514
01:19:06,580 --> 01:19:08,020
-Mommy. Mom.
-Call me when you land.
1515
01:19:08,082 --> 01:19:09,659
-Mommy. What? No. No.
-Love you, darling.
1516
01:19:09,683 --> 01:19:13,153
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1517
01:19:58,565 --> 01:20:00,300
♪ You say ta-ta, I say pop-pop ♪
1518
01:20:00,367 --> 01:20:02,803
♪ I don't give an ah, I
just want him for an ah ♪
1519
01:21:28,188 --> 01:21:30,090
Christian, come here, you little psycho.
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