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You know what, you want to play this song?

Hey everyone, my name is Selena and I'm here because I have a beautiful

daughter, Amira.

Hey mom!

Hey honey!

She is my everything.

I will do anything for her.

Is he there yet?

He is not here.

Hey, what's up? My name is Alex Charger. The reason that I'm here is because...

I'm tired of going on these horrible dates where, you know, you have a great

connection with this person and then they just end up ghosting you, like, for

reason. I'm here to predate the boy who wants to take her out.

The way to every man's heart is through his stomach.

Or his dick. But that's another story.

But please, mom, don't fuck this up for me. I really like this guy.

I'm preparing him a nice steak right now. Every man likes steak, right?

Mine is the best. I guess I'm here to try something different.

But it's kind of funny because I have to go on the date with the mom of my

actual date and then make some decision based off if I like the mom or not.

Come on, I told you I would do my best.

Relax. What you are wearing, show me.

You want me to look like a nun?

Okay, okay, but this is really important for me. Please, don't forget this. I

think it will be a perfect, perfect fit for her.

Oh, I think he's here.

Wish me luck. Talk to you later.

Hi,

Selena. Hi, I'm Alex.

Come on, put this away. Give me a hug.

Okay.

Hi. Hi.

Come on.

Have a seat.

Relax.

My problem is that he have to date other three moms.

Oh, you're very beautiful.

Thank you.

Yeah, so, I mean, this is kind of interesting. No, I have to date you, and

on this kind of date, and then I have to go and date your daughter, and then

this is like... I will make.

Sure that he choose my daughter.

I will do anything to make that happen.

I'm a little nervous.

Relax. Let me take care of you.

Okay. Okay?

How about we play a little game? And I mean anything.

I like that.

That sounds good. It's a little game to break the ice.

Yeah. Okay.

Let's see.

How about truth or dare?

Oh, that's a nice game. Let's do that.

I start first.

Okay. Wait, you have a whole list? Let me see. No.

I told you I prepare for this. Okay, okay.

Wait.

So, what you choose?

Truth or dare?

Let's see. Let's start off easy. So, truth.

Okay.

Okay, you have it.

So, have you ever cheated on your girlfriend?

Wow, okay, we're getting straight to it.

Well,

I mean, when I was younger, a long time ago, I mean, who hasn't messed around?

But I'm very serious now. No more cheating.

I only focus on who I'm dating.

So, does that satisfy you?

Good enough.

Okay, okay.

Now my turn. Truth or dare?

Truth. Truth, okay.

I'm going to take it easy. Let's see.

Oh, how about, does your daughter break your balls every day?

Come on, this is not fair.

Hmm. I'm just trying to learn a little bit about your daughter.

Okay, yes. Every day.

Every day?

Hmm. Interesting.

I'm sure there's a lot of stories to tell, but maybe for another time.

Okay. Now it's my turn.

Okay. Truth or dare?

Truth or dare.

How about... Let's just... Truth.

Okay. Let me see.

Okay. What was your longest relationship?

Getting very personal with the questions.

Is that true?

Probably six.

Six what? Month, days, weeks, years? No, no, no. Six months.

Six months.

Yeah. Good enough?

Good enough. Oh, okay. Thanks.

Okay, my turn.

So now, truth or dare?

Truth. Okay, sticking to something easy.

Have you ever had sex with a younger guy?

Okay.

I dare.

Oh, you don't like the... Okay, dare.

Okay, you want to dare now.

Huh, there's an axe over there.

How about you show me how you play with wood? I mean, chop wood.

Sorry.

Come on, it's not fair. I'm a woman.

Well, hey, you chose dare, so show me how you play with wood. I mean, chop

Okay, I'm trying.

Okay, let's go. Let's see your skills.

Okay. Let's see what you got.

When she went to go and chop that wood.

That ass.

Wow. That was amazing.

You know, I wonder if her daughter has an ass like that.

Be careful.

Okay. Okay.

I think you have to try a little harder.

Maybe.

Okay.

Oh. Okay, that was good one.

What? Now I cannot pick it up.

Wow, careful.

Do you need some help?

You think I cannot chop the wood?

Oh, yes.

Yeah, okay.

Maybe, uh... All right, so let's get you a good stand here. I just pretend

that I'm a weak woman who needs a man to save her.

Let's see.

From here, like this?

Yeah.

So, okay, right there.

Man, I like that shit.

Spread your legs apart a little bit. Good, good, good.

Yeah, so you want to hold it so that when you swing up higher, you can just,

boom, and hit it really hard, okay?

Ready? Yeah, I think.

Okay.

Wow, that was a good one.

So, you're almost there. You just have to flip my wood. I mean, flip the wood.

So.

Okay, how?

Yeah, you just. What do you mean flip?

Flip it, like turn it.

There you go.

Like this? Yeah.

Okay.

But you have to give me a little more space. Okay, sure.

To find my position for this. Go ahead, whatever you need. Yeah, that's it, I

think.

Let's do it.

Whoa!

Almost. Almost, almost.

I think I got it. Yeah.

Wow, amazing.

Oh my God.

This thing's gone.

Wow. Stop the rain.

Oh, shit.

Come on. Have a seat. Oh, thank you.

I prepared our dinner.

I think the meat is ready.

I just go to pick it up.

I'll be back in a bit.

Yeah, it was kind of awkward and weird. I felt bad for her because she put all

this work in to make a nice meal for me and everything.

I hope you like it.

Wow.

She didn't know I was vegan.

I make the best meat in town.

So what do you like?

Chicken or pork?

Wow.

You know, it doesn't matter.

will give you from both.

I think you will love it.

Wow, it looks like you put a lot of work into this.

Yes. It looks delicious.

Thank you. I know you will like it.

I'm so sorry.

You don't eat? Come on, taste it. It's fantastic.

No, no, it looks amazing.

I just have a confession to make.

Shoot it. Shoot it out.

Oh, my God.

He's a vegan.

I'm actually vegan.

I didn't know it. And I don't eat any meat,

so... Holy shit.

But my daughter wants him so much. I can't fuck this up.

I didn't know that.

Don't worry.

I'm so sorry. Yeah, no. I fuck it up. No, of course not. My daughter will kill

me. It's okay. No, don't worry about it. I think it's time to use my secret

weapon. Crash on the couch. I will try to...

Find somebody just for you. Oh my God, no. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

It's okay. Don't worry about it. It's okay.

You sure?

I will be back in a second.

It's all kind of bad, but you know what?

Maybe she'll let me eat some other kind of meat later on.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't find any veggies.

I'm so sorry. I fucked it up. You are so hungry now and I have nothing to give

you. Hey, it happens. I mean, you didn't know. How could you know?

You know, it's okay.

So kill me.

Don't go bad.

Okay, let me make it up to you.

Maybe we can play more Truth or Dare?

We continue, yeah?

Yeah, I mean, that sounds nice, but can I ask you a question before we start?

Of course, sure.

Does your daughter have the same ass as you?

Oh, young boy.

Sorry. Watch your language. But of course she had it. It's genetic.

Yeah? It's mother's daughter.

Okay, well, so... You know what?

Let's spice it up a little bit.

How about we continue only with dare?

And you can dare me anything.

Oh, I like that.

Well, how about I dare you to

show me your boobs?

I knew you wouldn't do it, so come on. Fuck!

Yeah, you're definitely not going to do it. If that is what it takes... Really?

...to make my daughter happy, then... Oh, my God.

I can't believe you just... You asked for it.

Come on, don't be shy.

Wow.

Okay, I guess it's your turn.

If you asked me, I thought about it before, so... Come on, touch it.

It will not bite you. Do you dare me?

Oh, yeah.

Well, since you dared me too, I can't turn down a dare.

You can touch them. Yeah?

Yes.

Wow.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

I see you know how to play.

I think.

So cool.

You like it?

Yeah.

Yeah, I can't believe you showed me your boobs.

You dare me? Yeah.

Yeah? Well, now it's my turn.

I dare you to show me your ass.

Really? Yeah, you won't do it.

You are sure?

I'm sure you won't do it.

Since you arrived, it was all you were looking at.

Did I dare you to touch it?

No, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

you are very naughty, aren't you?

Oh, my God.

I dare you to show me your dick. Yeah?

Yes. You think I won't do it?

Yeah, look at that. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

I didn't dare you to do that.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

I love you.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Just do it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ugh.

better than the other months oh my god you're definitely on top

i just wasn't