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What a day, what a day.

Soon, my plan will come to fruition, and I'll be off this putrid...

Ah! Oh, be careful!

Ah! Ugh. R0-FL, scan the perimeter.

Right.

No humans within visual range, Sir. Excellent.

WHOOSH

Great. Well, all that's left to do now is find some space fuel.

The only problem is, it could take weeks to fly, months, even.

Wait, you don't wanna leave, do you?

What? LAUGHS

That's the most brainless thing that you have ever said,

and you've said the 50 most brainless things

that I have ever heard... ever.

Wow, words hurt. Good.

I will know when it's time to leave, so quit nagging me about it already.

GRUNTS

This shuttle, there's only room for one.

Ah, well, yes, this is, er... This is awkward.

# The Underwoods The fam of the hour

♪ Hallow Bay's finest Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower

♪ Things were all good Every day was the same

♪ Then, ding-dong Their lives all changed... ♪

Overlord! ♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos

♪ Sold out his boss Cos the space feds were too close

♪ No more running round Crushing lives at will

♪ Witness protection That's the deal

♪ A fall from grace For someone so celestial

♪ Now they got a cuz Who's extra-terrestrial

♪ He's super evil And they're super good

♪ It's Overlord And The Underwoods. ♪

Oh, R0-FL, I just don't like making small talk on long trips!

You can kiss my boot drive!

What?! Fine, go! I don't care about your feelings!

You're a robot! You shouldn't even have them!

Urgent transmission for Overlord

from the Interstellar Detention Centre.

Oh, sounds important. Delete!

Wow, the new paint colour

really makes the basement look a lot bigger.

Yeah, I wasn't sure about eggshell, but you're right, go bold!

Yeah. It finally happened!

I got verified on social!

Blue checkmark! I'm a blue checkmark!

Oh, that's amazing, sweetie! Wow, so you're an influencer now.

This blue checkmark is everything. I actually exist now!

Willow, I love you,

but what exactly are you influencing people about?

I'm a positive person! I can help make the world a better place.

Aw, I'd follow you, sweetie.

So, what's your first post with the blue checkmark?

Well, I haven't posted anything yet. What should I post?

SLURPING Mmm, delicious!

I'm gonna miss boysenberries when I'm gone.

Why will you miss boysenberries?

Ah! I'm going on a cleanse! A no-berry one! It's "berry" trendy.

OVERLORD CHUCKLES

Anyway, what sort of mischief

are you two rapscallions getting into today?

We're finally making a movie. What?!

Ugh! Why did you tell "Flea-be" and not me?!

Bebe and I don't have secrets.

Well, you should. That is how friendships work.

No, it's not.

WHOOSH Hey!

Overlord, stop!

We'll show it to you first when we're done. Feel better?

No, much worse! DOORBELL RINGS

Saved by the bell. Wonder who it is.

Brad! Willow! Brad! Weaver!

Brad. Overlord.

Brad? "Cree-be", Brad. Brad, "Cree-be".

Brad! THEY GASP

Jim, Flower! THEY LAUGH

Ha-ha All right, that's enough of that.

Look, I'm so sorry for the intrusion,

um, but I have unfortunate news.

Spill it!

Colossatrotus knows Overlord is here on Earth.

Really? What? But how?! I-I've been so careful!

On my planet, it takes a full month to be born!

We have to move you. Move him?! For how long?

I'm not really good with numbers, but probably about... forever days.

THEY GASP There isn't much time.

Goodbyes will have to be quick. This really messes with my timeline.

It's the only way to keep you safe. You're leaving right now?

W-What? No! But you've really grown on us.

It's true!

Like a... a fungus. OVERLORD SIGHS

Overlord, you are all the family I have left.

We can't just say goodbye after all we've been through together.

Oh, can't we? Goodbye, Under-suckers!

Uh... Uh...

And tell the library I'm returning none of their books!

Well, goodbye, Underwoods.

Look, I hope our paths cross again, but if they don't,

your memory will forever warm my heart.

Oh. Aw!

Daylight's burning, Brad Scraff! Let's go.

OVERLORD SNIFFS

Your ship smells of cabbage and loneliness.

I understand loneliness all too well, space is quiet,

but what's cabbage?

Is it an Earth word for handsome confidence?

You can't even get insulted right. All right, going home.

Yeah, that's it. You're not punching enough buttons.

BRAD GRUNTS OK. Seems I'm out of fuel.

So, I walked all the way over here for nothing?

Sorry, bud, I'll send for more fuel.

But we're stuck on Earth for the day.

Hey, at least we get to spend a little time

with your amazing fam-jam.

SIGHS

Ooh! What if we cast Connor? He's got charisma.

That Overlord thing was weird, right?

Aw, you miss him, don't you? I mean, did I do something?

Did I not do something? It's Overlord.

He always acts mean to cover up the fact that he actually cares.

But I felt like we were finally becoming a family.

This house again. Overlord! I...

Uh... Hey, I mean, hey. You back?

Whatever. What happened?!

Your boy, Brad Scraff, here, doesn't have any fuel.

Ooh, I have an idea that'll keep you busy, Brad.

Have you ever acted?

Before I got into law enforcement, I kind of starred in a few films.

People called me Blockbuster Brad, but it wasn't a big deal.

Yep! You've got the part! Follow me. BRAD LAUGHS

OVERLORD GRUNTS Forget about Brad!

I once hijacked a transmission and forced an entire solar system

to watch me do a one-man improvised soap opera.

Don't believe me? Well, I'll show you.

Give me a location and a secret a goat might keep.

Sorry, we don't have parts

for meanies who don't say goodbye properly.

Well, that's a rather specific type.

Look, about that goodbye, I was only...

Sorry, I have a film to shoot.

OVERLORD SPLUTTERS But... I...

R0-FL: Overlord? HE GASPS

I just thought I'd come over and ignore you some more.

Guess what? I stole Brad's space fuel!

Ha-ha! A-And this thing!

I don't know what it is, but look, it's got a little hat.

It's so awesome! Mm-hm, mm-hm.

Anyway, I've come back to say goodbye... for real.

Goodbye, noted.

Huh? Wait? What...? Agh.

Who has four thumbs and is still here?

It's-It's me! Ha-ha! Shouldn't you be in space right now?

Ooh, is Brad back, too?! Ooh!

I'm gonna put on my good shirt. Yeah! Yeah!

Uh... Well, smell ya later... I guess.

Cheese!

What are you doing?! I finally had the perfect pic for my first post.

You know what's even better than a picture of a disappointing cube?

A picture of me! Yeah, I don't really know

if I want my first super positive message for my followers

to be a picture of the second-worst villain in the universe.

Argh! Give me that! Hey!

You're lucky that seat lid was down. OVERLORD LAUGHS

What are you even doing back here? I was asking myself the same thing!

Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh, humans are garbage.

Ooh. Good luck making a film without this!

And good luck living your lives without me!

LAUGHS MANIACALLY

STARTS SOBBING

I'm not crying! Not crying!

Read the script, and it is excellent.

Weaver, you have got a real talent. You didn't think it was too sappy?

Look, there's nothing wrong with having a little heart in your story.

He's been writing stories for forever,

but is too afraid to show to anyone.

Well, I get it, you know, fears can be crippling.

You're like a real-life space ranger.

What are YOU afraid of? Mirrors.

If I had a face like yours, I'd be looking into mirrors all the time.

Well, I do, and I-I can't.

Many years ago, when I was not much older than yourselves,

I was stranded on a "Mir-roar" moon.

I'll never be the same.

The only thing worse than being terrified

is watching yourself be terrified from a thousand angles.

I'm sorry. Ooh.

You know, in mirrors, terror is closer than it appears.

BEEPING Hm, what's that?

Uh, just a little reminder to drink a little bit more water.

Easy to get dehydrated in space. I'll be right back.

You sneaky blarflat.

Goodbye forever, you smelly dirt rock!

Overlord!

Hey, there, bud.

I am not your bud. How did you find me?

Tracker. Put one on you earlier when I tried to hug you.

Ugh! Well, you're too late.

You'll never take me back to the IDC!

Oh, I know. That's right! Agree with me!

CHUCKLES Wait...

Why are you agreeing with me? I'm not here on behalf of the IDC.

Hm. Go on. I'm working for...

Mm-hm. ...someone...

someone you...

are very... familiar with.

Stop... taking so many... dramatic... PAUSES!

Who is it already?!

Your old boss, Colossatrotus. What? Huh?!

Look, I-I'm tired of just catching these bad guys

just so they can go into witness protection

on beautiful, cushy planets like Earth.

You're a terrible bad guy.

You can't even insult a filthy dirt rock like Earth correctly.

Well, I'll pick up all the nuances once I get rid of YOU

and take MY place as Colossatrotus' new number two.

So, that's the plan? Remove me and take my place?

That is hurtful, but for the first time ever,

I respect you, Bradley Scraff.

Aw, look at us bonding.

There's only one problem with your plan.

And what's that?

Slug 'em! BRAD SCREAMS

OVERLORD LAUGHS My face!

Get him, boy.

Peace out, Brad Scraff! LAUGHS

SPACESHIP WHIRRS OK, we got this and that...

Ha-ha! Ah...

SIGHS

I'm so close. WHOOSH

I just need a little more proof.

Willow, have you seen Weaver's camera?

No, sorry. Can you guys check out these pics?

Which one do you think I should post first?

You still haven't posted anything?

My first verified post has to be epic,

something that encapsulates the spirit of undying love

or, like, a picture of a really good brunch.

Can't find Brad or my camera anywhere.

We'll try again tomorrow. I gotta get home for dinner.

Ah! Underwoods, Underwoods!

I did something bad, really, really bad!

Slow down, honey. What's the matter?

Agh, before Brad showed up,

Overlord had a secret plan to leave Earth without me!

Secret plan to leave Earth?!

Yes! Yes, without me,

and because I was angry, I deleted a transmission.

The IDC just sent another message!

Overlord, one of our operatives has gone rogue

and is working for Colossatrotus!

We are sending reinforcements, but if Brad Scraff shows up,

do not go with him!

This is all my fault!

Wait, so Brad is a bad guy?!

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

No way! Doesn't make any...

Yes, I'm telling you. Yes, I am.

He's not a good... What?! POWERS DOWN

Oh!

Now, I can take my rightful place

at the top of the galaxy's crime syndicate!

HE LAUGHS

But first, I shall crush... RINGING

Whatever you're selling, I'm not buying.

It's me, Overlord - Brad.

Brad? Brad, Brad. Which Brad?

Brad Scraff. Hello, old friend.

Ugh! Are you calling to remind me what a huge trash bag you are?

No, I called to... I don't care.

Now I have to go get a new number.

And my cancellation fees are diabolical!

Maybe you'd like to say goodbye to your cousins for the last time.

Overlord, he's taken us hostage! Agh!

Come back to Earth or I will...

Hello? Wait. Hello?

'Yello?' Hey!

Think we got cut off there.

Anyways, I was saying, if you don't come back,

I'm going to disintegrate your family. What?

Do what you gotta do, Brad. OK? They don't care about me, anyway.

You know that's not true! 'Oh, do I?!'

Brad, do me a solid and destroy Weaver last.

That way, he can watch the rest of his family disappear!

LAUGHS MANIACALLY

Overlord out!

Go back and save the Underwoods.

Ha! That's a laugh.

Oh! Brad Laugh! That's what his name should be.

LAUGHS Sick burn.

I gotta remember to call him that next time I see him.

Brad Laugh, Brad Laugh. Got it.

Oh... All right, let's see some of this lame movie.

I am Overlord!

I have travelled the cosmos, conquering planet after planet,

seemingly in search of power and respect.

Truthfully, all I really want is...

...friendship.

Is that how you're gonna do it? What was wrong with that?

That fool made a movie... about me... for me?

Why don't we just use Overlord? You know he'd love it.

Wha...? I don't want him to find out the movie's about him,

I wanna surprise him.

Weaver, you sentimental fool!

OK... OK, OK, OK, OK.

Hang on, Underwoods! I'm coming!

Just go... go around me!

Go around. Around!

HE HUFFS

Earth satellites are so basic!

HE GROANS, MACHINES BEEP

Oh, no! All this to go, Jerry. Almost there!

Set... to obliterate.

THEY WHIMPER

No, no, no, no! RUMBLING

No! OVERLORD SCREAMS

HE GRUNTS

Bit of a bumpy landing.

Hang on, Underwoods, I'm coming!

I'm coming.

OVERLORD LAUGHS Redemption is mine.

HE GROANS, THUD

You're a terrible good guy. Ha!

How'd you get the jump on me? I mean, take your pick.

Super loud fall from Earth, screaming as you ran in,

you haven't taken off the tracker. I'm a terrible good guy.

Now you have a second shot at saying goodbye.

Wait, is this the Nemesis Neutraliser 2.0? Yeah!

That one that shrinks down

until it crushes your nemesis out of existence.

You noticed! HE SNIFFS

Ooh! That lemony scent, it's such an upgrade.

Well, listen, I could gab all day about evil-tech,

but I think my fuel is almost here.

All right, he's distracted. What was your real plan, Overlord? Yeah?

Real plan? What? I...

OK, we're toast. If we're gonna do anything,

we need to find a way to get past this force field.

Non-organic material isn't affected by it.

I dropped my penny earlier and it rolled through.

I can't pick it up. It's irking me.

The thought of this being our final moments isn't irking you,

the penny is?! It's so close, it's infuriating.

What if we use the hula dancer to knock that disc off of R0-FL?

If we wake her, she can disable the cube.

The hula dancer can get through the force field. Yes.

OK, we only have one shot at this. Ow! Ha-ha!

What? What?! I got him!

Did you see that? That was not the plan!

In the name of Aventis.

The penny! It's not magnetic.

Maybe you could wedge it in between R0-FL and the disc

to disrupt the field. It's worth a shot.

THEY WHIMPER

It's our only chance!

Oh, good Lord. So close.

Almost... Come on!

So close, so close.

I'm awake! Ha-ha!

Weaver, get Overlord outta here! Not upstairs!

OK... I'm starting to really not like you guys!

Weaver, a-a moment. It's not really the best time to talk.

Look, I know what your film was about.

I took your camera before I left.

Oh, thank goodness you have it. It cost a lot of money.

I HAD your camera. Had it?!

It sort of burnt up when I re-entered Earth's atmosphere.

But that's not important.

What I wanted to say was...

thank you.

Whoa! Is that the first time you've ever said that?

OVERLORD GROANS Oh!

I must have blacked out.

Did I just thank somebody? You're welcome.

Don't make me do this.

Come on, you're too handsome to be a bad guy.

Ugh! Gone.

Nobody shoots at my family! Argh!

THEY GRUNT AND GROAN

Whoa, Jim! Brad Scraff, cease-and-desist immediately.

Urgh!

Oh, being on my back, my only weakness.

Get him, honey. Agh!

Dad, grab his gauntlet. BRAD LAUGHS MANIACALLY

You guys are very impressive! But you forgot one thing...

I'm an alien.

SQUISHES Huh?

What is that...? What is...?

THUDDING Are you guys...?

Ah!

Enough games, Overlord!

It's over, pal.

Look, I'll come with you if you let the Underwoods live.

HE LAUGHS

Since when do you sacrifice anything for anyone?

It's been an interesting year. Do we have a deal?

Once we're clear, I'm gonna vaporise the neighbourhood.

Quick and easy, no muss, no fuss.

Wait, wait, what's "muss"? It's a saying. No muss, no fuss.

I know what fuss is, what's muss? Did you mean mess?

Why would I mean mess? Mess doesn't rhyme with fuss.

So, you don't know what muss means? You're being pedantic.

Weaver, now!

Oh! Ooh!

A-a-a-a-a-a-ah!

Excellent plan, Weaver. Well executed. Hm.

You're going away for a long time, you beautiful monster.

Jim, Flower... Underwoods...

thank you for a lovely visit.

Aw! Polite as ever, even after all that.

Are you kidding me?! Get him out of here!

Weaver, that script, just keep me in mind.

Bye. Bye. Go! Bye, Brad.

It's really weird being on this side of the law.

Oh! Brad Laugh! I forgot to call him Brad Laugh!

Brad Laugh! Hilarious.

Thanks, old friend. Friend.

Well, since you're still here, Overlord,

I guess we can show you our... surprise.

A super prize, for me? Hey, come on.

SHE CHUCKLES It's yours.

Thought you'd like a little more headroom.

Oh... Dreb's Nebula!

Space stages! Three blenderous blenders!

HE WAILS

Er, eh, er... This... this is acceptable.

THEY LAUGH I know what I want

my first verified post to be. Everyone get in!

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, let me take it.

Your arms are inferior.

Cheeeeese. Evil!

Ooh! Oh, it's perfect.

Hey, that's cool.

Overlord Underwood?

I... I'm an Underwood?

SNIFFS

I'm not crying... you are crying.

Alert! Message from the Director of the IDC!

Good day. I am Gorf Mora,

with an encrypted message for Overlord and the Underwoods.

Despite being locked away, Colossatrotus' network has grown.

They are out to find you and eliminate you.

Our intel says that your location is safe for now,

but danger can and will be around any corner.

Stay vigilant.

Ugh! I can't believe I came back. What was I thinking?!

Oh.

Huh?

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