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What is a seven-letter word
for childish meltdown?
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Unacceptable!
Nope. Too many letters.
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What's up, Mom?
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Do you remember that orca that
beached itself with the hurt fin?
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Aw, poor whale. What about it?
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They have taken it for
rehabilitation to Aunt Clammy's.
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It's the aquatic theme park.
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Um, that sounds amazing.
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Yeah! They can help it heal
and release it back into the wild.
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But they won't. They'll keep it!
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Orcas should be in the ocean,
NOT aquatic theme parks.
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And not Aunt Clammy's.
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Kids, don't get your mother started
on Aunt Clammy's.
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It's... Especially when we have
more pressing issues,
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like what is a seven-letter word
for childish fit?!
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Greetings, Under-chumps.
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Ha-ha! What's with the camera?
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You finally making that documentary
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about the Underwoods'
morning breath?
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Two words. Moist. Ham.
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It's a school project.
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We have to do a presentation
on our personal hero.
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And I accept.
I'm guessing your mother?
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Obviously Mom.
What?
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Obviously, it's me!
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Who's a super cool alien
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that can shoot lightning
from his fingertips?
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This guy!
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No. It's Mom.
WHAT?!
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Ugh!
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Tantrum! Seven letters.
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# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
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♪ Things were all good
Every day was the same
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♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos
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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close
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♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will
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♪ Witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal
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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
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♪ Now they got a cuz
Who's extra-terrestrial
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♪ He's super evil
And they're super good
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♪ It's Overlord
And The Underwoods. ♪
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OVERLORD GRUNTS
Really? I'm your hero?
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{\an8}Really?! Her?
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{\an8}Her arms are so flimsy!
Ow!
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{\an8}And her ears! They're so...
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{\an8}comically small!
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{\an8}What? No, they're not!
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{\an8}Mom, face it. You're awesome.
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{\an8}Oh...
Ha-ha... This is a joke.
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{\an8}This is a joke, isn't it?
I mean, Flower? A hero?
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{\an8}It's very funny.
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{\an8}Hilarious even. HA-HA!
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{\an8}Look at us making a joke!
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{\an8}I mean it.
I LIED!
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{\an8}It's horribly, terribly unfunny!
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{\an8}Ah!
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{\an8}Ugh! Ah! Ooh!
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I am so flattered.
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So, can I come with you to work
to catch you in action?
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I would love that.
Let me grab some extra batteries!
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Well, looks like
it's a daddy-daughter day.
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What do you wanna do? Oh!
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I have a bunch of episodes
of British Bakers Island recorded.
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I kind of already invited River over
to hang out, so...
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Oh! Yeah. Of course. River.
You guys do your thing.
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I'll make popcorn balls!
No!
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Please. No old-timey popcorn snacks.
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What? You always loved them!
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Does River know
when you were younger
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you called them plop-corn balls?
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No. And he never will.
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Please, please, please
don't embarrass me.
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Please, Willow. I...
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am always
a super, very awesome, cool...
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Ooh!
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SHE SIGHS
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TENSE MUSIC
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Ah!
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Impressed?
I think the word is horrified.
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I won it in battle
in the Salt Pits of Ragdag.
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The battle lasted 150 years!
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I bet your hero, Flower,
couldn't do that!
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Well, humans don't even live
for 150 years.
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Because you're cowards.
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Don't cowards live longer?
Uh... Good point.
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Look, she never fought in a pit
or made a shrink ray,
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but she's still my hero.
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I think when I unshrunk you,
I forgot to unshrink your brain.
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I think you'd be surprised.
Mom's work can be pretty exciting.
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So, Saturdays are the day
I get all of my paperwork done.
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This is the kibble inventory!
It's cool, huh?
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Oh, did you get a shot
of the spreadsheet?
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Yeah. So... many... spreadsheets.
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J'accuse!
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Uh, Overlord? Why are you here?
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Wait. How did you get here?
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I have mysterious ways, alien ways,
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that your tiny brain, and ears,
couldn't possibly understand.
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Hey... my bike!
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He-he-he... Oh, no, lawn clippings!
My only weakness!
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Ugh! Ah!
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It's not important how I got here.
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All that matters is... J'accuse!
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What are you j'accusing me of?
Other than having tiny ears.
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Which I do not.
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She's charging a fee!
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She's raking in the cash
off these sad dogs!
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Actually, we're a not-for-profit.
We rely on donations.
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Wow. That's amazing, Mom!
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You're not getting any profit?!
No.
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You're a terrible...
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a terrible business person!
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Well, we do well enough to take care
of all of these animals,
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and a certain freeloading cousin.
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You have other cousins?
No.
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DOORBELL RINGS
R0-FL: Why this door handle so high?
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{\an8}Uh... Hello?
Well, hello there, human boy.
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{\an8}Willow is probably in the bathroom.
She's always there.
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{\an8}No! I'm not!
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{\an8}I'm almost never there.
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{\an8}R0-FL. Don't you have
something better to do?
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{\an8}♪ Literally nothing! ♪
Go away.
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Robot butlers,
always malfunctioning.
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Uh, malfunctioning?! Uh-uh.
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This, from a weird species
that gets hiccups?
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So, you still wanna go
to the mall?
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I'm happy to do anything
if I'm with you. Aww.
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Ugh, Willow,
how many times have I asked you
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not to put your retainer
in the dishwasher?
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Hi, Mr Underwood.
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That's not my retainer, right, Dad?
It's, um...
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My boss'...
that I offered to clean for him.
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I'm just gonna watch TV.
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Parents can be so embarrassing.
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Clearly, it works.
You have a great smile.
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Thanks. Yours ain't half-bad either.
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'Coming up
on British Bakers Island:
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'Tabatha goes into crisis mode,
and...'
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Oh, no! Not Tabatha.
You like this show?
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Doesn't everyone?
I haven't seen this episode yet.
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Is this the one
after Marcus gets eliminated?
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Yeah, for getting seawater
in his shortbread.
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Maybe we could just stay
and watch this?
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You are more than welcome.
Awesome!
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What is happening?
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Ohh!
Still folding animal blankets.
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Yes, because folding blankets
is also important.
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Are you worried the jailed animals
will give you a bad star rating
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on Welp
if the linens aren't folded?
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This is the most bored
I have ever been,
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and I have listened to Jim talk
through his popcorn-ball recipe.
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Well, are pirates boring?
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Pirates?
Mm-hm.
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No, not boring at all.
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Before you kids were born,
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I belonged
to a sea-faring activist group
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called Pirates of Peace.
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Is that you, Mom, on a ship?!
Was it dangerous?
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Well, we would blockade boats
from illegal salmon-poaching.
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Amazing!
What is happening here?
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You, stop being enthralled
by your mother's past!
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OVERLORD GRUMBLES
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Oh, it's OK. This one time...
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We were on the coast
of Newfoundland...
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'Tabatha, you had
the least sand in your trifle,
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'which means you have won...'
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
I can't believe it!
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Well, Charles did choke
on the snickerdoodle challenge.
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In his defence, he had been stung
by a jellyfish earlier.
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Well, that was fun. River, let's go.
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'G'day baking enthusiasts.
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'Get ready for our best season ever
of Australian Bakers Island.'
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What's this?
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Oh, this is the Australian version
of the show.
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You know, I almost like it better.
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Snakes increase the stakes,
when they bakes cakes.
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THEY LAUGH
This I gotta see!
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'Tonight, Bruce is furious
when sand gets into his pavlova!'
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What? But it's the same show, just
with a slightly different accent.
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'..koala shortbread cookies
crumbled under the midday sun.'
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What?
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We followed the poaching ship
off the coast of Newfoundland
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for two days, blasting Celtic music
at it until it left.
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Pirates! Sea shanties! Newfoundland!
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This is great stuff
for my assignment.
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Too bad she's a criminal!
Excuse me?
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I did some research on Flower
and the Pirates of Peace.
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And look what I found.
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Old, tiny ears.
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You're a criminal?
No... just hang on a second...
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She is!
Yes, that is me.
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I was involved an incident
at Aunt Clammy's Fishville.
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The aquatic park
that makes you so angry?
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The one that saved the whale?
It's not a good place, Weaver.
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How can it be so bad?
They have such a catchy theme song.
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♪ Come and play
With the creatures of the sea
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♪ It's fishy fun for the family
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♪ See a starfish
Yeah, that's nuts
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♪ Stay for our corndogs
And our tiny doughnuts
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♪ It's wet, and it's fun
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# At Aunt Clammy's! ♪
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Man, that is a great song!
No, it is not fishy fun for anyone!
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Especially the animals.
So, what happened?
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Well, 17 years ago,
I was leaving the Pirates of Peace.
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And, then, I heard about
the new exhibit at Aunt Clammy's.
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They were dressing up seals
in people clothes
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and making them dance
to the music of pop legend Seal.
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Seal?!
Yes.
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Seals dancing to the music of Seal?!
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Oh, that is diabolical.
I would pay top dollar to see that.
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Well...
SHE GROANS
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I dressed up as a clam and I chained
myself to the exhibit in protest.
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The paper says
"security guard humiliated"?
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Well, in the commotion, the guard
fell into a pool of sea cucumbers.
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She was caught on tape,
and it sort of became a big thing.
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Did you see that security guard
tussling with that giant clam
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and then they fell
into the sea cucumber pool?
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LAUGHTER
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When she hit the salt water,
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she realised
she was in a bit of a pickle!
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LAUGHTER
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Ugh. Man, comedy was different
in the mid-2000s.
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Well, it was a huge story
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and it caught the attention of Seal,
the musician,
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and when he found out
that Aunt Clammy was using his song,
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he sued them
and shut down that exhibit!
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He stuck it to them
like a kiss from a rose.
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And I don't even know
what that song means, I don't.
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Can we get to the part
where you're a criminal?
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I was never charged.
I was pregnant with your sister.
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There was so much bad press
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that they thought it was a bad idea
to charge a pregnant lady.
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But I was banned from Aunt Clammy's
for life.
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So that's why we've never gone.
That is one of the many reasons.
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I guarantee
they are not helping that orca.
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They're just using it somehow.
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Well, thank you
for sharing that dumb story.
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Now, listen,
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Flower is obviously, clearly
disqualified from the hero project.
242
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,959
Mom isn't a hero.
Exactly!
243
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,959
She's a superhero!
What?
244
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,959
You kicked butt for a good cause,
and all while pregnant!
245
00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,159
Well, you know.
Just, don't make a big deal of it.
246
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,959
I'm just a regular, everyday hero.
You rock, Mom.
247
00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,959
Oh, thank you, honey.
248
00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,959
♪ Da-da-doo
De-loo-lee-woo-dop. ♪
249
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,319
R0-FL?
A-ha?
250
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,999
Are Dad and River
still watching that show?
251
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,479
Oh, yeah.
They're like two peas in a pod,
252
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,959
or more like two meat bags
filled with water watching TV.
253
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,959
What?
That's how I see all humans.
254
00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:48,959
OK? I just don't get it.
255
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,959
How do I get River
to stop hanging out with Dad?
256
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,959
So, now you ask advice from
a "malfunctioning robot butler"?
257
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,799
Yeah, sorry about that.
I was embarrassed.
258
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,959
Maybe that's the answer?
259
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,959
Simply find something embarrassing
about Jim.
260
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,959
Nothing embarrasses Dad.
It's like his superpower.
261
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,799
But I do need something to
convince River that Dad isn't cool.
262
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,959
Ooh, I have the perfect video.
I unearthed it while doing research.
263
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,959
You do? Wait. What research?
264
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,959
Overlord tracks embarrassing things
the Underwoods do
265
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,959
in case he ever wants
to use it against you.
266
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,960
Well, that's a bit alarming.
Bing-bong!
267
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,960
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
Wow. R0-FL, you are brilliant.
268
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,959
Yes. I am a super computer,
269
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,960
while you are just a meat bag
full of water.
270
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,960
This is gonna be sweet.
271
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,799
Ah-ha-ha! Ow!
272
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,959
Why is it so dry? It burns!
273
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,959
Foolish Petey.
HE GRUNTS
274
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,960
There, pull this, pull this one.
Get off of me!
275
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,999
I'm not even gonna ask.
Probably for the best.
276
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,959
HE GRUNTS
277
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,639
I hate to say it,
I think Dalia's going home.
278
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,639
Yeah, you know, I agree.
That frosting was subpar. Yeah.
279
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:11,799
I hate to interrupt,
280
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,959
but I've got something super cool
we should all watch.
281
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,959
Oh, sure.
282
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,959
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
283
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,960
I found that old video
of Dad's air-guitar competition.
284
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,960
CHEERING
285
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,959
So, you were in
an air-guitar competition?
286
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,799
Uh, yeah.
The 2006 Regional Championships.
287
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,959
I know it probably
seems pretty uncool to you guys.
288
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,159
No, no, this is so cool!
It is?!
289
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,799
Yeah, I guess it is.
290
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,159
I did win 600 bucks.
The trophy's in the garage.
291
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,959
Can I see it?
You bet.
292
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:45,960
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
293
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:12,960
Uh, who are you, and why
are you tasting puddles in my house?
294
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,959
It's brine.
SHE LAUGHS
295
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,959
I have waited a long time
for this day.
296
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,799
I'm sorry, have we met?
297
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,479
Don't play coy with me.
298
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,959
You know exactly who I am.
Not a clue.
299
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,960
Name's Francine Larue.
Nope.
300
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,639
Last time you saw me, I was
shoulder-deep in sea cucumbers.
301
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,959
Oh, snap!
The sea-cuke security guard!
302
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:36,959
This is gold.
303
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,959
Yeah,
nobody finds that funny any more.
304
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,159
The sea cucumbers.
HE LAUGHS
305
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,959
I mean,
who gets attacked by sea cucumbers?
306
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:47,959
I am not the
humiliated security guard any more.
307
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:53,959
Now, I am CEO of Aunt Clammy's
Marine Parks Unlimited.
308
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,319
You're Aunt Clammy now?
Pretty much.
309
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,959
The plot thickens.
310
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,959
And for 17 years,
311
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:03,959
I have worked my way up
with one thought in my mind:
312
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,959
Revenge!
313
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,159
Well, I've got you now, thief.
314
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:12,959
You don't come into MY house,
and lick MY puddles,
315
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,959
and accuse ME of committing a crime.
316
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,959
You stole FOMO the whale,
our newest exhibit.
317
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,959
You named a captive orca FOMO?
A bit on the nose.
318
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,959
You just called it an exhibit.
319
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,799
You told the press
that you were gonna release it
320
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,159
into the wild
when its fin got better.
321
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:34,319
Do you have any idea how hard it is
to score a free whale?
322
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,959
We're gonna make a lot of money
off it.
323
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,959
You're right, Mom. They're evil!
324
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,959
And I found your business card at
the bottom of an empty whale tank.
325
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,959
Proof!
326
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:48,959
That doesn't prove anything,
and clearly, there is no whale here.
327
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:53,959
So, I think that it's time
for you to leave.
328
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,960
You don't intimidate me.
Get out of my house. Oh!
329
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,959
Uh, Flower, Weaver?
330
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,959
Would you, um,
join me in my room for a moment?
331
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,959
Overlord, please tell me
you don't have anything to do
332
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:09,959
with that missing orca.
333
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,960
Orca? No, no.
But I did steal that whale. Ah!
334
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,639
Ahh!
335
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,799
Chill out.
336
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,319
The whale is perfectly healthy,
its fin wasn't even injured.
337
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,959
Of course not! Sneaky Aunt Clammy.
338
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,960
And I've been doing a fantastic job
of keeping the whale moist.
339
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,999
Ugh, ew!
I got blowhole water in my mouth!
340
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,639
Ugh.
341
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,959
Now, if you thought Flower
was a hero for helping a seal,
342
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,959
then you must admit,
343
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,959
I am a much bigger hero
for saving this whale!
344
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,959
Huh, you call this safe,
living in a void?
345
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,959
We have to get it to water ASAP.
346
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,959
What about Francine Larue?
If she finds out, we're sunk!
347
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,319
Don't worry. If there
is no evidence, there is no crime.
348
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,959
SHE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY
Oh, right.
349
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,959
Yeah, but you actually,
literally planted my card
350
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,959
at the scene of the crime!
351
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,959
If somebody was gonna take the fall,
I wouldn't want it to be me.
352
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,959
On one hand, this is terrible.
353
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,959
On the other, it's great material
for my school project! Right?
354
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,479
Just shoot my good side
when they haul me off to jail.
355
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,959
Aw, there, there, there, now.
What good side?
356
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,959
HE SHIVERS
You're not going to jail, Mom.
357
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,799
First of all,
you didn't commit any crime.
358
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,479
Aunt Clammy's did
by stealing a healthy whale.
359
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,999
Second, you're a Pirate of Peace!
Nothing can stop you.
360
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,319
You're right.
Let's set that whale free,
361
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,959
preferably in a way
that doesn't get Mommy arrested.
362
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,959
Whoa, whoa. Slow down.
363
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,959
Do you have any idea how hard it is
to move a giant whale? Ugh.
364
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,959
I do.
It requires lots of truck rentals,
365
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,319
and cranes, and bribes,
lots of bribes.
366
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,959
What about your shrinking device?
367
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,959
My shrinking device?
HE LAUGHS
368
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,959
I wish you'd mentioned that
before I stole the whale!
369
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,959
'80S ROCK PLAYING
What is this?
370
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,959
You, girl, have you seen anything
suspicious around this house?
371
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,319
Most days. Who's asking?
372
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,959
I'm from Aunt Clammy's.
That sketchy aquatic zoo?
373
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,959
It is a place of fishy fun
for the whole family.
374
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,959
I'm pretty much Aunt Clammy.
375
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,959
Yeah, sure you are.
376
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,159
And he's Ed Sheeran.
377
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,959
Well, it would seem the apple does
not fall very far from the tree.
378
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,959
Your mother is a criminal,
379
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,959
and your father is an embarrassment.
Hey!
380
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,959
He might be embarrassing,
and apparently so is my boyfriend,
381
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,959
but at least they own it,
which makes him the coolest people
382
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,959
that I know.
383
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,959
Now swim off, fish lady!
384
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,959
BOTH PANTING
385
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,319
Whoo!
386
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,159
Oh, man, I was thinking,
maybe we could, like,
387
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,959
tighten up my solo a bit
or add some more kicks or something?
388
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,959
Oh, for sure, that'd be, like...
389
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,959
PANTING
390
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,319
Ah, you know what, River,
I think I got to hang up my tassels.
391
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,959
We're just getting warmed up!
392
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,799
I'm sorry.
I got to break up the band.
393
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,959
You just to get to an age
394
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,959
where you can't keep doing
air guitar any more.
395
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,959
All those sweet kicks
are messing up my knees.
396
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,959
I'm sorry, dude.
Keep on rocking, though.
397
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,959
You don't have bad knees.
398
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,959
No, I can keep doing those sweet
kicks all day and night, no prob.
399
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,959
Look, I'm sorry your uncool dad
was taking up so much
400
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,799
of your boyfriend's time.
401
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,959
You're not uncool.
402
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,959
Well, you're both equally uncool.
403
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,959
HE CHUCKLES GENTLY
Well, you got to admit,
404
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,999
I do still got it.
405
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,959
You do, Dad. You do.
406
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,959
And I have an idea.
407
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:17,959
'80S ROCK PLAYING
408
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,159
Careful!
409
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,959
Going somewhere?
410
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,959
No...
Yes, as a matter of fact,
411
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,959
we were just going do the...
THEY MUMBLE
412
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,800
Great! You're back.
413
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:28,959
What's in your shirt?
414
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,959
Oh, she's pregnant!
At your age?
415
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,959
OVERLORD GROANS
416
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,959
I'm preggers, you just didn't notice
because I was wearing... a coat.
417
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,999
Remember last time you tried
harassing a pregnant lady?
418
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,639
It didn't end too well.
419
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,319
No-one is harassing
any pregnant ladies!
420
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,959
ORCA MOANS
What...
421
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,959
What-What-What-What was that?
422
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,639
Something is going on.
423
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,959
Oh! The baby's coming.
424
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,959
I have to do
my new breathing technique.
425
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,959
SHE MOANS LIKE A WHALE
426
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,999
SHE CLICKS,
GROANS
427
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,159
ORCA GRUMBLES
428
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,959
We have to go to the hospital
before my water breaks!
429
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,959
I don't know how you've done it,
430
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,159
but I will catch you.
431
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,639
I have evidence.
432
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,959
Look, a whale!
What?
433
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:15,959
ZAP
Ah! Oh!
434
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,799
Ha!
It's my whale!
435
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,799
Actually, it is not.
436
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:24,479
And it is not called a whale,
it is called an orca.
437
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,959
Orca!
438
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:32,479
Well, your whole family is banned
from Aunt Clammy's for life.
439
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,959
Good!
440
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,959
Yeah, good.
Like we'd go there anyway.
441
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:37,960
See you!
442
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,479
SHE CHUCKLES
Why didn't you tell me
443
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,959
you're pregnant?
Oh, shush! Let's go!
444
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,959
Why am I always the last one
to find these things out?
445
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,319
Mom, are you sure we'll be safe
446
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,959
to release this orca back
into the wild?
447
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,639
Oh, don't worry, honey.
This is a wild orca,
448
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,479
and it's only been at Aunt Clammy's
for a few days.
449
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,959
OVERLORD GRUNTS
450
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,639
I can't believe I'm giving up
a killer whale for you two!
451
00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,959
There you go.
452
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,959
OVERLORD SIGHS
453
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:02,959
FLOWER LAUGHS
454
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,479
There it is!
455
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,959
Oh! Ha!
Look, it's got friends!
456
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,959
Wait, that's not his friend,
that is his mother.
457
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,959
Oh, well, the mother is much bigger
458
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,959
and more impressive
than a little baby.
459
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:14,959
OVERLORD LAUGHS
460
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:19,959
Hey!
You're impressive, honey.
461
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,959
OK, so I had to cut out all the bits
462
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,959
with aliens, whales,
and shrink rays,
463
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,960
however... enjoy the show!
464
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,959
My mom is my hero.
465
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,960
I love animals. Animals. Animals.
466
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,959
GENTLE APPLAUSE,
SHE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
467
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,959
Well, it might not win
any film festivals,
468
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,959
but... it's really sweet.
Aw.
469
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,959
That was awful.
470
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,959
Willow and River made biscuits
before he went home.
471
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,960
And these ones
don't have any sand in them.
472
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,639
SLURPING
473
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,959
Mm-hm-hm!
474
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,959
Jam. Raspberry.
475
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,959
How do you lose a whale?
TV AUDIENCE LAUGHING
476
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,959
So, Fish And Wildlife
are investigating the park,
477
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:08,959
and, get this, the park owner
is the one and only Cucumber Lady.
478
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,959
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
479
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,959
Do you remember that video?
480
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,999
'Let's roll the clip.'
MERV CHUCKLES
481
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,960
There is something fishy
going on in that Underwoods house.
482
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,960
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