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Argh! It's garbage day! We forgot!

Collect the troops! Wake up the trash!

Wait, no... wake up the troops! Collect the trash!

Weaver, compost! Willow, bathroom garbage!

Go, go, go!

Argh!

HE BABBLES AND WAILS

Spoon it with a spatula. Are you speaking alien?!

No! Uh, just spoon it with the spatula. Gross.

Uh... Oh! Come on!

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Oh! No, no, no, no!

Oh, oh!

OK... Ah... No!

Gah! It's too late, the truck is already gone.

Well, at least we know this day can't get any worse, right?

Ahem. Well, Weaver...

...turns out, you were incorrect.

# The Underwoods The fam of the hour

♪ Hallow Bay's finest Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower

♪ Things were all good Every day was the same

♪ Then, ding-dong Their lives all changed... ♪

Overlord! ♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos

♪ Sold out his boss Cos the space feds were too close

♪ No more running round Crushing lives at will

♪ Witness protection Sorry, that's the deal

♪ A fall from grace For someone so celestial

♪ Now they got a cuz Who's extra-terrestrial

♪ He's super evil And they're super good

♪ It's Overlord And The Underwoods. ♪

I HATE today.

There are worse things than being pooped on by a bird.

You're right. Like being pooped on by a bird,

forgetting your back-up shirt,

being assigned a judge who's a clean freak

and losing the most important appeal of the year. Back-up shirt?

Daddy sweats profusely.

Willow and I missed the bus, then I failed a test I didn't know I had,

and Principal Foxcotton was subbing in

because my regular teacher got parvo from a raccoon.

OK, well, I was late to help Danya prep for volleyball try-outs.

Well, I'm sure she understood.

She threw a volleyball at my face.

That's awful! Yeah, but it was an accident...

Oh. ...I think.

Well, I swerved the car to avoid a turtle, then I hit a boy.

THEY GASP A buoy! A buoy! Like, a B-U-O-Y.

Ah...

So it caused a marine supply van to screech to a halt

and drop all of its supplies, which I then drove over.

What's that? Are you bleeding?

No, honey, it's jam. I was eating my breakfast.

OK, well, that explains this. Oh, that's where that is...

Yeah.

Good evening, Underwoods.

Hey, is this my briefcase? You know I had to buy a new one... Shhh.

Oh! I wonder what this could be?

Can you pick up the pace? We've all had a really lousy day.

Looks like you could all use a do-over, Frabjle style.

Wait, is that one of those talking-button learning toys?

I used to have one of those when I was a kid...

Silence, young-woman-peasant!

It's not a toy, it's a Relative Energy Dimensional Obliterator,

or a "REDO machine" if you're basic.

With this device, if you choose to activate it,

it will allow you to live today over again.

Oh, that sounds... Unbelievable? Mm...

Unparalleled? Untrue. Silence, older-woman-peasant!

Everything I say is true, but there is one catch.

This device can only be used once.

Wouldn't another catch be causing a rift

in the space-time continuum?

What's that? Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you

over the deafening sound of your irrational, non-science-based fears.

OK... Yeah, zip it.

And you're just gonna let us use this

out of the goodness of your heart?

I don't have a heart. I sold it.

I just had, like, a particularly evil day

and wouldn't mind, you know, doing it over again.

Just... Family meeting. THEY MUTTER

OVI COUGHS AND GRUNTS

OK! So, we've talked over the pros...

Curiosity.

...and cons... Everything except curiosity.

Right, and we've decided to press the button and redo the day.

We Underwoods love adventure, and winning appeals.

All right. Who will be the pusher? Oh, not me.

What if we cause chaos in the universe

and it's all the pusher's fault?

I live with enough guilt already. I'll push it.

This is all one of Overlord's scams anyways.

See? It's a scam.

It doesn't reset immediately, redo-noob.

It resets tomorrow morning.

Oh, like the movie Groundhog Day? Exactly. What is that?

OK, so, if this is Groundhog Day, which one of us is Bill Murray?

Is Bill Murray the lead? Yes.

Then I am Bill Murray. Yeah...

What Dad means to say is,

which one of us will remember that the day reset?

You'll all remember. Ev... It's not a memory eraser,

it's a REDO machine.

Ugh. You're all exhausting.

All right, I will see you all tomorrow...

Ugh! Do you have to... Really? Gah!

...which will actually be today! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Marvellous!

I have a feeling, uh... we're gonna regret this.

THEY CHUCKLE Yeah...

Argh! It's garbage day! We forgot!

Collect the troops! Wake up the trash!

W-wait, no... Wake up the troops, collect the trash!

It's yesterday! I mean, today.

Wait, Overlord's REDO machine worked!

He wasn't messing with us?!

And you feeblings doubted me.

This means now we can go back and fix our mistakes!

Oh... except for that one.

Brrp! Hey!

One, 1,000, two, 1,000... SPLATTER

Ha! Outsmarted you, you lousy...

What?! No!

A squirrel?!

Top o' the mornin' to ya, Judge D Redd.

I'm not Irish,

and you've got squirrel excrement on your shirt.

Ah, we made it on time!

Living with an alien has its drawbacks,

but this redo thing is awes... Whoa!

You're one-and-a-half minutes late.

Let's just practise, 'kay?

OK... OK...

Buddy... OK...

Yes! OK.

Now, there you go...

Be free!

Oh! Come on, man!

Now that the Underfools are distracted by their do-over,

you and I can focus on our task.

You and me, Mission CC78 is a go.

I'm counting on you to get it right this time!

Oh, I won't let you down, Overlord. Nuh-uh.

Inevitably, you will, just hopefully not today.

No, no, no, no.

Calculating...

Ow! Ugh...

We meet again. LAUGHS MANIACALLY

I STILL hate today.

Same. After repeatedly saving the world's dumbest turtle,

his pal just walked in front of my car.

Wh... And you hit him?

Oh, no, of course not!

No, I-I swerved to avoid it

and ended up hitting a lamp post.

CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY Just never do that.

My day wasn't bad. Danya was grumpy, but both of us made the team

and nobody got hit in the face with a volleyball.

I'm glad messing with the space-time continuum

worked for one of us.

Good evening, Underwoods...

Since you foolish babes squandered your first redo like foolish babes,

perhaps I can offer you a redo REDO?

You said the device only worked once.

Silly humans, you take things so literally.

What I meant was you could only redo one day,

the number of tries is... is infinite!

Oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, fam-bo.

Sure, I'd love to win my appeal

and not be treated like a mobile litter box,

but this is way too risky!

Plus, we don't even know the science.

I present to you, the science.

I'm just gonna jump right in here.

The REDO crystal is a rare and valuable source

of intense cosmic energy.

These crystals produce power through a process of heating and cooling

that is far too complex for mere humans to understand.

These alien crystals can restart the sun cycle.

Restart. It doesn't look THAT dangerous.

EXPLOSION, THEY GASP

Oh! OK... See?

My crystal has been locked in a vault for eons.

Choosing which day to redo was just too much pressure.

Even when I accidentally wiped out that solar system,

I still couldn't pull the trigger.

Wiped out a-a...?

Aw, so you let us choose the day instead?

Overlord, that's almost nice!

What? No, it isn't. Get lost.

Once the day ends, the crystal is extinguished.

No more do-overs.

Family meeting! THEY MUTTER

We have decided that we will redo the day just once more.

Because of the profound guilt you feel

over wasting my one and only crystal?

No, because we wanna get the day absolutely perfect,

but, yeah, sure, your thing, too.

THEY CHEER AND LAUGH

It's garbage day!

All right...

Tape to reinforce yard bags? Check!

Bathroom trash double-bagged to prevent humiliation? Check.

Kitchen garbage? Check! Good.

Wait, where's Weaver?

If he doesn't wake up for the bus soon, we're gonna miss it again.

Uh, Overlord? Overlord! OVI GRUMBLES

Why're you sleeping on the couch? What'd you do to the attic?

I must've fallen asleep watching Titanic.

The kissy parts bore me.

OK, come on, Ovi! Kitchen, compost, now!

Do I have to?

TRUCK PULLS AWAY IN DISTANCE

THEY GROAN

Guess not.

You had three chances to get this right.

To be fair, I nailed it the second time.

Think fast! Ow!

I'm sorry, but you're 45 minutes late!

Try-outs are in five minutes, and we didn't have time to practise.

Don't blame me, blame Weaver.

Weaver's not the one sabotaging my volleyball career.

Ha!

Everything OK?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

You live with an alien. I'll believe anything.

Overlord has this weird button that uses crystals to restart the sun,

so my family pressed the button

and we're living the day over and over again.

Yeah, I don't believe you.

Wait! What if I drew a moustache on you with permanent marker?

That way, if it's not there in the morning, you're telling the truth!

But you also wouldn't remember this conversation.

Right. Can I draw one on you anyway?

Yes!

SALSA MUSIC PLAYS, OVI GRUNTS

Overlord, is everything OK?

I'm managing my anger through dance. Do you need assistance?

Salsa, mambo...

You don't seem particularly angry to me, so I...

How many times are you going to botch this mission?!

Hey, hey... Horchata...

Merengue!

Oh, you're gonna... You're gonna pull that right outta the socket!

Seriously, I-I...

Take it easy with that.

Lookin' good, is it... Macarena!

Flamenco!

R0-FL CHUCKLES I'm running out of dances, R0-FL!

Get it right, or suffer the consequences! The consequences...

Ballet!

Made it.

Oh, uh, Jim.

Oh!

Jim... You a mess.

Please, just one more redo. I just wasted an hour

teaching a turtle how to cross the road today. Let's redo this!

Thank you so much for granting this appeal, Judge Redd.

I'll just get the paperwork together and...

"Bad Dad Will Ace The Eb..." Huh?

I memorised all the answers.

If the REDO machine is real,

why didn't you just take all this extra time to study?

I never even thought of that. YOU get a test!

Whoa! Maybe I have wrote this test a buncha times...

"Dad Bad Will Ace The Abduh..." Wait...

And you get a test! Oh, no.

And YOU get a test!

Everybody gets a te-e-e-st!

'Be the 78th caller and win two free tickets

'to see Camila Cabello!' Camila Ca-who-o?

CAR RUMBLES, SHE GASPS

THEY GRUNT

THEY CHEER

We did it! We made the team! You're my soulmate.

OK! Whoa! Ha-ha!

Flower power,

woman of the hour! That's right!

And in the immortal words of Thurgood Marshall...

grant me that appeal!

I tried this thing called "studying" and...

I got 90%!

What about the other 10%?

Wait, if you knew you didn't wanna redo the day,

why did you let Bebe draw a fake moustache on you

in permanent marker?

Shove over. HE GROANS

Just get it...

I switched out her permanent marker with an erasable one.

I'm a genius!

A genius would've found the other 10%.

OK, well, I had an amazing day. Mine, too. Me, too!

You're welcome.

You all used the device multiple times and happiness ensued.

I was right, you were wrong, and we all lived happily ever after.

Wait, so we're all agreed? No more button?

Oh! I'm excited for an actual tomorrow.

Me, too. You know, I never thought I'd say this,

but I am so sick of cleaning up the trash.

Well... night-night. Wow, buddy, this is great.

90%! Awesome.

TYRES SCREECH

It's still yesterday?!

HE BREATHES DEEPLY

Ahh! Burn, Colossatrotus!

Why would you wake me up?!

I was in the middle of a wonderful nightmare.

Overlord, the day reset again!

What?! That's impossible!

By which I mean "improbable". The device must've overheated.

Yes, but... But how?

Overuse? Malware? Mansploovian hacking?

Yeah, but how do we fix this?

We just have to wait until it fixes itself.

Should only take a few months. Months?!

You're right, it could be years.

Years?!

Fine, I lied. We're trapped in this garbage loop forever.

Ahh! You were right to have doubts, Jim. Impressive foresight.

This is brutal! Yes, I...

But, but, but! It's not all that bad, right?

We get to do whatever we want and it won't matter.

Zero consequences. Zero. Zero.

Huh? Oh... Huh?

Yeah! Ew!

Woo-hoo!

It'll clean itself up!

I just rinsed out this pop can...

Whoo! Jim! Jim! I feel so free!

Cape-napping! SHE CACKLES

Somebody tell her she doesn't have the shoulders for a cape!

Ugh!

Oh! He-he!

Is everything OK? Oh, sure is, Judge Dredd!

Ooh! I've been wanting to call you that for years.

Very original. Yeah.

Why can I see your knees?

Who cares?! Because I am a good lawyer...

Nay, a great lawyer,

and I deserve to win that appeal, no matter what I am wearing.

Who the lawyer? HE CHUCKLES

Whoo!

Ugh, you're five minutes late.

Five minutes late to help you, you mean?

Something I'm doing to be nice?

OK, if you don't wanna help me, fine.

You're supposed to be my friend.

Danya, friendship is a partner sport.

All you do is criticise me and throw volleyballs at my face.

What? OK, that was literally the first time

I have ever done that, but whatever.

You know, if I'm so terrible, then maybe you shouldn't be my friend.

In fact, maybe you never were.

Danya, wait...

No consequences!

You know what?

I don't even care. This friendship is over.

Ugh! For today.

What? Huh?

Down with testing. Up with resting! Yeah!

Mother was right. I should've gone into acting. Less rejection.

Super Flower to the rescue! Hop on, Martin!

Faster, Martin! OK...

Oh, I gotcha... Oh...

This feels good.

Maybe I can save all the animals of the world!

No, birdie, it's a window! Ooh, beaks are pointy!

Oh! Hi.

Does the baby raccoon have a sore leg? Hmm?

Does it need its human mommy to help him out now?

RACCOON GROWLS

Oh, there... Oh, no, it's got its real mommy. OK.

To freedom! To truth!

To permanent marker!

I gotta say, life is fun without consequences.

Super Flower!

Whoosh! Hah-ha!

Yes!

We did it, R0-FL! Mission CC78 was a success!

So, did you blow up another solar system?

Even better! I'm finally caller number 78

for the Camila Cabello tickets!

It took me 182 tries, but I did it!

Yes! I did it, I did it, I did it!

Ugh... It's a radio contest.

It happens once a year. They have me on hold.

Wait a second. This is all about a radio contest?!

You pressed the reset button on our perfect day!

So we're not stuck in a loop?

Zero loop. I totally lied. And now that I've won the tickets,

we don't be need this silly machine any more.

No, no, no, no, no!

Oh!

Sorry, no more do-overs.

I called her Judge Dredd...

I ended my friendship with Danya.

I'm covered in moustaches.

Yes, hello. I'm here.

It... S-sorry, skill-testing what, now?

Well how am I supposed to know that?

Ugh...

Does anyone know Camila Cabello's middle name? No?

Fine. Er, my guess is, uh, Willow.

No, no, no, uh... Flower! Yes, that's a real name.

FLOWER GRUMBLES

Overlord! I like my name...

H-hello? H-he... Ugh!

And after all that, I didn't even get the tickets!

Serves you right.

By the way, it was a trick question.

Camila is her middle name.

What? "Camila Camila Cabello"?

That's absurd!

The trash is still on the floor, thank goodness.

I don't even know you! I know!

THEY LAUGH

I'm so happy that it's finally tomorrow! Today, yesterday, happy!

BREATHLESS LAUGHTER

Well, I should probably get ready for my meeting

with Principal Foxcotton because I incited a rally.

Oh... PHONE RINGS

Oh, no. It's Jojo Renault.

What if I get fired?

I showed so much leg, Flower. So much leg!

Don't worry, the firm cannot survive without you.

Hello? Yes, this is Jimmy Long Shanks.

HE TITTERS NERVOUSLY

You OK? I heard about the whole Danya thing.

She sent me this super long text, but I'm too afraid to read it.

Want me to read it? Yeah.

"Hey, girrrrl..." Four... four Rs.

"Sorry for being a jerk yesterday.

"I didn't make the volleyball team last year and my parents freaked,

"so I was extra stressed about it.

"Hope we can pretend yesterday never happened."

Awww!

"Also, River was such a smoke-show yesterday..."

OK, that's enough! That's enough. Guess what?!

The appeal was postponed because I had a psychotic break!

Whoo! So, the good news is I didn't lose the appeal,

and the bad news is I need to present it again next week...

for the 183rd time.

Ooh, Jim. I have this device that lets you jump forward in time and...

No! So cool, the jumping...

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