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THUNDER,
SPOOKY MUSIC
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SHE SCREAMS
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Pie-eee-eee-eee!
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# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
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♪ Things were all good
Every day was the same
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♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos
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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close
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♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will
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♪ It's witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal
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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
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♪ Now they got a cuz
Who's extra-terrestrial
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♪ He's super evil
And they're super good
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♪ It's Overlord
And The Underwoods. ♪
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'A floating fedora.
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'Is it just a hat in the deep end
or is it a clue?' Genius!
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"In the Nik Of Crime?"
Nikola Holmes is on to something!
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You only watch it
cos it's basic.
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The crimes are super easy to solve!
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The genius great-grandniece
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of the world's greatest detective
is not basic!
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YOU are basic!
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OK, listen,
we can't do the dinner party
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in the back yard
cos there's a storm coming,
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so help me set this room up.
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Hey! What are you doing?!
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Also, please don't do
anything Overlordy
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when River he gets here.
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I love parties.
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{\an8}It's just another opportunity
for me to brag about myself.
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{\an8}Ooh, and it's the perfect chance
to don my long formal cape!
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{\an8}Yeah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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{\an8}So you're not helping.
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{\an8}No!
Great.
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OK, how are we looking?
So good!
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I REALLY want Jojo to be impressed!
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Oh, he will be, and that partnership
at work will be yours.
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You'll see.
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OK. And, hey, Nana Kirkland
always brings the delicious dessert.
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Actually, I told her
not to bring one this time.
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Do you think she'll still bring one?
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Not if she knows
what's good for her.
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THUNDER RUMBLES
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Oh, the storm's getting close.
Be right back.
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You know,
it's too bad Bebe's out of town.
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She usually loves
our dinner parties.
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I'm sure she's having fun
in Detroit.
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D'oh! Stay away.
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Now, I'm going out to run an errand
before the party.
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Don't even think
about touching the pie!
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Cos I'm...
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I wasn't doing anything!
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Quick quality check?
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Your mother made it,
so I'm positive it's perfect.
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Go help Willow set up.
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Fine.
Thank you.
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Are these name cards too much?
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I'm gonna look like
I'm trying too hard, aren't I?
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Oh, come on, Jim, calligraphy
can't be the answer to everything.
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Dad, chill, they're super cute.
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I will be back in one second,
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I'm just gonna change
before River gets here. OK.
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Hi!
Ooh, honey, let me help.
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Oh, no, I'm good.
Besides, Jojo's already here.
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Fantastic! Game time! All right.
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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Jo...
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Nana Kirkland?
Jim! Am I early?
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Oh, no, no! Right on time.
Good!
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Ooh, and so is my boss, apparently.
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Jojo Renault, meet our friend,
Nana Kirkland.
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How do you do?
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What a lovely suit.
Thank you. It's one of a kind.
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Yes. And so, so very...
stainable.
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Ooh, punch.
Oh! Allow me.
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Oh, no, no! I am on it.
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I can pour myself punch, Jim.
Should have served milk.
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TENSE SCORE
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TENSE SCORE BUILDS
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Mm. Fruity. Is that grenadine?
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Yup! Now, if you'll excuse me.
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I'm just going to check
on the colour of the food.
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DOORBELL
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Got it, I got the door!
I'll get it, don't worry.
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Bebe? Weaver said you were
in Detroit.
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Detroit? That's your story?
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You know how I feel
about that place.
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OK, well, you're welcome to join us
for dinner. I'm just waiting on...
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Hi, everyone!
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River, perfect timing!
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Entrance!
Quite.
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Wonderful to see every one.
River, Bo-Bo.
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Nana, you look lovely.
Oh, thank you!
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And you must be Jojo.
Nice to meet you...
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Verl.
I'm Flower's cousin from California.
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Since when do you go by "Verl,"
Todd?
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I thought his name was Greg.
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No, isn't it Mr Carbonbag?
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Yes!
AWKWARD CHUCKLE
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Greg-Verl-Todd Carbonbag.
It's a Swedish name.
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It means "fierce herring".
ALL LAUGH
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Oh! And please, pardon my mask,
I lost my nose as an infant.
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My mother was playing a game
of Who's Got Your Nose?
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And indeed, she had it.
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Ah! Hilarious!
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I love a good yarn.
LAUGHTER
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JOJO'S LAUGHTER ECHOES
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LAUGHTER
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No, you did not!
What else could I do?!
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He asked to see the briefs!
THEY LAUGH
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So, what delicious dessert
did your mother make for us today?
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OVERLORD STAMMERS
My cape!
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I'm fine! Weaver broke my fall.
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Though I should probably
change my cape.
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MECHANICAL SLURPING
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Done! I win!
HE LAUGHS
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You don't need to feel
obligated to finish that.
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TENSE MUSIC
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Ah, yes.
JIM EXHALES
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Dinner was delectable.
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Jim, Flower, kudos.
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River, after dessert,
do you wanna go for a walk?
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Um, I'm good here.
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Who is ready
for blueberry pie?
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Ooh, blueberry! My favourite.
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We know.
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Where is it? The pie is gone.
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RO-FL: Dun-dun-dunnnn!
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Gone?! What do you mean, "gone"?
Well, it was here!
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But who would steal a...
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Greg-Verl-Todd,
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can I speak to you
in the kitchen for a moment?
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Of course.
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Hold that for me.
Je m'excuse.
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Where is it?
I have been at the table,
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drinking my dinner
like everyone else.
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OK, this isn't funny, Overlord.
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Every time something goes wrong
in this house, I get blamed!
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Because it is always you!
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Maybe, but I admit it when it's me.
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I relish it!
HE CHUCKLES
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Besides,
everyone in there is a suspect.
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It's like the 100th episode
of Nik Of Crime,
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Look Who's Dying at Dinner.
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HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
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Don't worry, I'm on it.
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Who stole the pie?
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Could it have been Nana,
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whose dessert feud with Flower
is legendary.
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Or Willow, who would rather
this night end now,
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so she can hang out
with her boyfriend?
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Maybe Jojo ate the pie?
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Blueberry pie is his favourite.
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But it's also Weaver's.
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Maybe it was Blurpee?
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She's the worst.
SHE SCOFFS
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Bottom line,
noone is leaving here
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until we find out which one of you
committed this... atrocity!
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The game is afoot!
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RO-FL: Dun-dun-dunn!
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Oh, yes. Dun-dun-dun, indeed.
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Jim, what's going on here?
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Oh, Greg-Verl-Todd is just being
a tad dramatic.
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Ah! Californians.
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I was really looking forward
to pie.
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I guess we can't always get
what we want.
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I put a lot of work into it.
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Oh, I'm sure you had to.
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We can have pie another time.
I'll go get some ice cream.
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INTRIGUING!
So quick to forget the pie.
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Could it be because...
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THUNDER
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THEY GASP
Jim stole the pie?!
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Me?! It's ludicrous!
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Why would I want to derail
such a lovely evening?
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Precisely, Jimberly. Precisely.
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OK, stop it.
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Come along, Botson,
we have some digging to do.
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RO-FL: Right you are!
I love ice cream.
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Hmm.
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I'll look in the garbage.
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That's exactly
what Nikola Holmes would do!
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Right you are! Foolish humans
always throwing clues away!
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Absolutely unacceptable!
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Ew, so sticky.
And what are those little bits?
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A-ha! Granulated white sugar.
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Yuck! Jim'll take care of this
later. You...!
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Oh! Oh...
SHE SIGHS
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You have ruined the evening!
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I'm surprised
that Jojo is still here!
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YOU ruined the evening, Flower,
by accusing me of a murder most pie!
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That doesn't make any sense!
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Pies don't just get up
and walk away.
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Thank you, it's gotta be here
somewhere.
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No!
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Anyway, I do have a pie at home
I baked earlier.
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Perhaps I could just go and get it.
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You baked a pie earlier
this morning?
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Ah-hmm.
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What flavour is it?
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Blueberry.
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Oh, of course.
I just love baking, don't you?
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Mm-hmm.
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This is delicious.
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You know what, Nana,
we don't have our pie,
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so why don't we go and get yours?
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I can make the trip by myself,
thank you.
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Oop, I'm sorry.
Not a problem.
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I have the reflexes of a bobcat.
Oh!
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Well, I'll be right back.
I'm going to my house to get a pie.
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Hey, all right!
Thanks, Nana Kirkland!
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Say, Jojo, how about a quick tour?
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You already gave me one.
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We'll find something new to look at,
come on!
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Do you wanna hang in the back yard?
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We could get a little fresh air,
watch the storm?
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Naw, I'm cool.
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Rejecting the opportunity to leave?
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Because you're too full?
Too full of...
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PIE?!
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I didn't take the pie!
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OK? And why would I be
eating ice cream...
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...if I'm full?
I'll ask the questions!
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Why would you be eating ice cream
if you're full?
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Beat it, Greg-Verl-Todd.
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OK? We've been sitting here
the whole time.
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She's right. Dr Botson!
Yes!
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I believe it's time to turn up
the heat.
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You know, Jojo, I can change
my own printer toner later.
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It is no problem at all!
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Eeet voila! Saved the day!
JIM CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
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So... thanks again for coming.
You can't have much time,
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what, with the search
for a new partner and all.
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I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.
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I truly believe...
FOOTSTEPS
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Ha! Come here, you!
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All right, Jojo, no more games!
What is the meaning of this?!
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Get him, Verl!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Stop, stop!
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This is not the way we treat guests.
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You two are hiding something.
Where's the pie?!
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Why would I sabotage
a delicious dessert?
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Exactly, what are you
doing up here, then?
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You two eating the pie,
like a couple of Pie Brothers?
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RO-FL LAUGHS
Pie Brothers!
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They totally look like Pie Brothers.
They do, don't they?
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Yes, yes!
Like two Pie Brothers!
248
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,999
OK, you have zero evidence
and you are grasping at straws.
249
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,959
HE HYPERVENTILATES
You leave Gerry out of this.
250
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,960
SCREAMING
251
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,999
Did you hear a scream?
252
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,159
It came from outside!
253
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,159
Uh! Pie!
254
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:40,159
Pie from the sky!
255
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,959
Nana, here!
THEY GROAN
256
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,319
There you go.
Oh.
257
00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,959
Intriguing.
258
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,959
Oh, pie!
Are you OK, Nana Kirkland?
259
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,799
I'm fine, but there's pie
all over the place
260
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:53,999
and now we don't have any dessert.
261
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,959
But we do have... a murderer!
262
00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,959
DRAMATIC CHORD,
THUNDER
263
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,959
OK, well, maybe a murderer
was the wrong thing.
264
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,319
Thief? Pie thief?
265
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,959
Just, "murderer" felt like it had
so much more heft to it.
266
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,959
What are you talking about?
I know who took the pie.
267
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,960
To the drawing room!
268
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,959
HE SIGHS
The living room?
269
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,959
Oh!
Just, everyone get inside.
270
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,960
If it rains on my cape,
it'll take forever to dry.
271
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,959
NANA MOANS
What did we miss?
272
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,959
Greg-Verl-Todd says
he knows who the pie thief is.
273
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,959
I thought he took it.
Didn't we already say he took it?
274
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,959
You wish this mystery could be
wrapped up with a nice, easy bow.
275
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:38,959
But like Nikola Holmes says,
"Crime is never gift-wrapped."
276
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,959
THUNDER RUMBLES
277
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,959
What's that thing
in your hand?
278
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,959
Is that a remote?
OVERLORD STUTTERS
279
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,959
THUNDER
280
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,959
That thunder was you
the whole time?
281
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,959
It's an incredible way
to emphasise a point.
282
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,639
I might try it in court.
283
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,159
Who took the pie?
284
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,959
Let me answer your question
with a much better question...
285
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,959
Which pie are you referring to?
Mine!
286
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,959
Nana's is all over her.
287
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,959
When I asked which pie,
what I meant was...
288
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,960
which one of YOUR pies?
DRAMATIC VIOLIN
289
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,959
How did you know?
290
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,959
THUNDER
291
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,159
The moment earned it.
Allow me to explain.
292
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,959
I knew something was amiss
when I found dirty sugar
293
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,959
amongst the refuse.
Oh, come on!
294
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,960
She forgot to put sugar in the pie!
295
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,959
Flower needed a replacement pie, fast.
296
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:38,319
So she replaced her sour pie
with a store-bought one.
297
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,959
Mom, why?
298
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,959
Well, I didn't want a bad pie
ruining the night. I wanted...
299
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:48,959
She wanted to show up Nana Kirkland!
Their feud is legendary.
300
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,959
Like the Kraxxians of Vector Nine
and Jeffrey Goldblum!
301
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,959
FLOWER LAUGHS MOCKINGLY
What feud?
302
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,799
Oh, cut the act, Flower.
303
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,959
THUNDER
304
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,959
I can't not use it!
305
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,959
I know you're jealous
of my desserts,
306
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,959
because you keep trying to make me
not to bring them over.
307
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,999
That is because you keep bringing
the same desserts as I make!
308
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,959
People eat yours
and then mine goes untouched!
309
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,959
Why do you do it?!
Well, maybe if you actually
310
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,959
put all of your ingredients in...
311
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,959
RO-FL: Meowww!
312
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,959
Catty, indeed. Imagine if Nana knew
that Flower's awful pie...
313
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,959
is what knocked her off her feet!
314
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,959
Thunder!
315
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,160
I tasted the pie that hit you...
316
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,959
...and it straight garbage.
317
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,959
You threw your pie at me?
318
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,959
Hey, lady!
Put your earrings back in.
319
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,959
I left my pie in the kitchen.
320
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:46,959
Would anyone like some more punch?
321
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:47,959
CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
322
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:51,319
Ah... Ah... It's missing.
323
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,959
Mom! YOU did it!
No, no...
324
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,959
Oh, Willow. So young and so wrong.
325
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,479
It was...
326
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,479
TENSE SCORE
327
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,959
Weaver and Bleepums!
328
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,959
You can't prove that!
329
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,959
It was us!
We threw the pie out of my window!
330
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,959
I'm an awful person!
331
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,959
Weaver found the other pie
and thought it was his lucky day.
332
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,319
Oh, my lucky day!
333
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,959
Weaver was all like,
"Yum, yum! Blueberry pie!"
334
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,959
But Bag-Bag wouldn't have
anything to do with it.
335
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,959
"No pie for you!
336
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,959
"You didn't invite me!
337
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,959
"Also, I'm a disgustingly adorable
ham-child."
338
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,959
What?! I'm paraphrasing.
339
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,959
NANA SCREAMS
340
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,959
That's not...
341
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,959
Weaver, if you don't want
a watered down version of the story,
342
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:45,960
I suggest you don't throw fuel
on my fire story.
343
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,959
I'm not mad you didn't invite me.
344
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,959
I'm mad about the science project.
345
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,959
I asked Overlord
if you could borrow his water fire,
346
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,959
but he said it would be
too dangerous.
347
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,960
Yeah, then why did he give it
to you?!
348
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,959
I had a feeling this was the reason
you were avoiding me!
349
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,639
You're smart! You can make
your own science project!
350
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,959
I NEED this!
351
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,960
You don't deserve pie!
352
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,959
SHE GASPS
353
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,639
SPLAT,
NANA SCREAMS
354
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:16,960
Water... Fire... Get it?
355
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,479
Yeah, it happened,
exactly like he said.
356
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,959
We're sorry, Nana Kirkland.
Hold on.
357
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,959
If that was Flower's pie,
what happened to the store one?
358
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,959
Asked the spider to the fly.
359
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,959
Reveal.
360
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,959
Dang it!
361
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,959
I noticed a speck of blue on it.
362
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,480
You knew that pie was sour,
didn't you?!
363
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,959
You tried to get rid of it,
but Nana intervened.
364
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,959
Flower wants this on the table,
I will take it off your hands.
365
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,959
Nana was the last to see
the store-bought pie,
366
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,959
but clearly, it did not
end up on the table, did it?
367
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,959
So where, oh, where, did it go?
368
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,959
You know, don't you?
369
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,959
Indeed. But first...
370
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,639
Nana was lying about something else.
371
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,640
Or, more specifically,
SOMEONE else.
372
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,799
Jojo Renault!
373
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,959
Ooh, well-spotted!
This IS a fun party.
374
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,999
You acted like
you just met each other today,
375
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,959
but I overheard you when
I was upstairs, changing my cape.
376
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,959
THUNDER
377
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,319
OK, we're done.
378
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,959
All right! He was my...
379
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,639
This party is for me.
380
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,959
Really?
Well, well maybe they don't know
381
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,959
what an awful cribbage partner
you are.
382
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,959
It's just a card game!
383
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,959
Still sore I left?
Ah!
384
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:43,959
I have a wonderful new partner,
Greg-Verl-Todd-Greg...
385
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,959
Flower's cousin!
The Californian? Mm-hm.
386
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,959
He couldn't run two pegs
if his life depended on it.
387
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,959
You stole the pie to hurt Jojo
and Flower!
388
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,319
Total win-win.
389
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,959
And you did it all
with the help of old...
390
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,959
Soggy Bottom!
391
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,959
And, you lost me.
392
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,479
If Jojo and his pristine suit
sat on the pie,
393
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,959
Nana's master class in revenge
would be complete.
394
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,959
Nana never expected
what happened next to happen next.
395
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,959
Willow surreptitiously
switched nametags,
396
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,799
so that she could be
beside her boring boyfriend.
397
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,959
River?
398
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,960
No!
399
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,959
DRAMATIC MUSIC
400
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,959
GASPS
401
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,959
The Soggy Bottom!
SCANDALISED GASPS
402
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,959
Oh, I am so sorry, young man.
403
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,959
That was meant for Jojo
and his suit made of dove fur!
404
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,959
This is French "polyester-rr".
405
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,959
Well, there you have it,
"In The Nik Of Time."
406
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,639
Everybody go home, show is over.
Hold on.
407
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:54,959
Where's the third pie?
The one Nana brought.
408
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:55,959
I have a feeling...
409
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,959
No, no, no, no! There's no
other pie! Nanna didn't have a pie.
410
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,959
She's an old lady
who forgets things!
411
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,959
I'll show you who's old!
412
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,479
Ha-ha!
Look what I found in the bushes.
413
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,639
THUNDER
414
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,959
Ha! That IS fun.
415
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:16,799
The filling is completely missing.
I purport...
416
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,959
Overlord found the pie
417
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,959
and sucked the filling out
like a baby hummingbird!
418
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,159
Do you know how much work it is
to be a detective?
419
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,959
I was hungry!
420
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,959
And I think we can all agree
that I earned it,
421
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,799
since I got every single one of you
and your webbery of deceit.
422
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,960
Well, I will admit that
you did supply an eventful evening.
423
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,959
And maybe it is time
for us to actually have dessert.
424
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,960
Indeed! There was talk of ice cream?
Oh, yes! This way, sir!
425
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,959
Nana.
Jo...
426
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,959
JIM SQUEALS
427
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,799
Jojo, you like sprinkles?
428
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,959
Nana, I AM sorry for what I said.
You know I love you.
429
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,959
And I just...
430
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,959
Well, I make the desserts
so that I can impress you.
431
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,959
And I just make my desserts
because yours aren't good!
432
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,959
Ha-ha! Hmm. OK... Mm.
433
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,959
I'm sorry I lied.
You should have the water fire.
434
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,959
I insist.
OK, thanks!
435
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,959
I'm sorry I didn't
say anything when I sat in pie.
436
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,999
I was crazy embarrassed.
437
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,639
Don't be sorry. I'm sorry.
My family is ridiculous.
438
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,959
How'd you know I kept the water fire
for myself?
439
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,959
Elementary, my dear, Weaver.
440
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960
I read your text messages.
441
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,159
OVERLORD CHUCKLES
You know what I don't get?
442
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,999
Hmm?
What's in this for you?
443
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,960
There is one perk...
444
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,959
It's official.
445
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,959
Margaret Ng is the new partner
at work.
446
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,959
I didn't get it.
Oh, no!
447
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,959
Was it because of
that blueberry handprint?
448
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,959
No, it's more cos
I wouldn't take my hand off of him
449
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,479
for the rest of the night.
I need to complete a seminar
450
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,479
on personal space in the workplace.
Yeah.
451
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,959
Silence! It's on!
452
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,959
I sent in a script based
on the party and they made it!
453
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,959
I called it A Murder, Most Pie!
454
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,959
'The pie...'
Oh, this is it!
455
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,960
'..it's missing.'
DRAMATIC VIOLIN ON TV
456
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,960
Here it comes!
457
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,159
"Written by Jija Abrams?!"
458
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:17,319
No! This is
a Greg-Verl-Todd Carbonbag joint!
459
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:22,999
Hollywood!
You haven't heard the last of...
460
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,160
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