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And now we transition to Chair Pose.
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Ah, I can't believe we didn't think
of this sooner.
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I feel so together.
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It's so peaceful.
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LOUD CRANKING
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I spoke too soon.
Ah!
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CRANKING
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Overlord! Turn it down! Be...
SIRENS OF PLARM CRANKS
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He can't hear you!
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Would you stop yelling
over my music?
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Don't you know what today is?!
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Of course we do. It's Saturday.
No, you fool!
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{\an8}It's Frabjleplarm!
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{\an8}The most deliciously perfect holiday
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{\an8}in all the cosmos
and parallel universes!
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{\an8}More like the most annoying.
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Oh! Willow! You take that back!
No.
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The Sirens of Plarm
are not annoying.
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They calls to
the great orb of Frabjle,
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letting it know that
I am ready to be visited.
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And what happens when it visits?
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It's not about what happens when it
visits, it's just super-cool, bro.
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You're not getting it.
It's about being chosen!
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Which I haven't been in a while.
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Aw. You haven't been chosen
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Stop that! I will not be aww-ed at!
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Aww.
That's nice.
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You realise I have lasers, right?
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Well, I think it's sweet that
you have a special day you love.
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I, myself, have many special days
that I love.
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Groundhog Day -
will it, won't it be spring? Urgh!
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It's like the calendar's
own little mystery novel.
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And then Arbor Day, of course.
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Now, Arbor Day...
CRANKING
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Sorry, did you say something?
Arbor Day is a...
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SIRENS OF PLARM CRANK
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# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
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♪ Things were all good
Every day was the same
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♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos
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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close
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♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will
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♪ Witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal
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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
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♪ Now they got a cuz
Who's extra-terrestrial
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♪ He's super evil
And they're super good
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♪ It's Overlord
And The Underwoods. ♪
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{\an8}Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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{\an8}Which one screams graceful,
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{\an8}yet most powerful in the universe?!
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{\an8}Uh, the one on the right?
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{\an8}Yes, it does have a certain,
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{\an8}I dunno, swish-a-sais-quoi.
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{\an8}What's the deal
with this holiday anyway?
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{\an8}Do all aliens celebrate it?
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{\an8}I'm appalled you know nothing
of my history.
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{\an8}What do you learn at that so-called
school you go to every day?
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{\an8}A lot, actually.
Math, drama, history.
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{\an8}Earth history? How basic.
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{\an8}Alas, I will have to broaden your
celestial knowledge.
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{\an8}R0-FL!
I live to please you, sir.
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Here, put these on.
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DEVICE BEEPS
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Once upon a cosmo, Frabjle was home
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to the most powerful and menacing
Overlords in the universe.
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Once a year, they would come home
to feast, duel and scheme.
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Whoa! This is so...
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No. No, ma'am! I don't...
I don't wanna duel!
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Ah! And then asteroids
descended upon Frabjle.
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Ah! Oh! The planet's unstable!
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Ah! Don't-don't leave me here!
Come back!
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And now the only thing that remains
of my home planet is the orb.
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Ooh, it's shiny.
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Uh... All right, that's enough.
Ah!
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That was an emotional
roller-coaster.
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Once a year, the orb visits
one worthy Overlord.
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It is my only flaw.
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The orb has yet to see
my brilliance.
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That's awful. There's gotta be a way
for them to visit you here.
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OVERLORD SCOFFS
Here? They'll never come here.
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Earth is a dumpster fire...
and not the good kind.
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Perhaps if
my Frabjleplarm celebration
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were grander, then maybe.
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Don't worry. I promise, we'll
have the best Frab-shul-plarm ever.
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Frab-jle-plarm
Yes, the best Frab-shul-plarm ever.
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No, no, no.
SIGHS
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The "J" is more of a rolling shriek.
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Frab-SHAAAH-plarm?
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I still can't believe that me and
you are even slightly related.
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Yes! It's just the one I needed.
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Please?
R0-FL: No.
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Please?
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{\an8}Overlord and I need to prepare
for Frabjleplarm.
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{\an8}C'mon, R0-FL, let me help you out.
Request denied.
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Frabjleplarm is
an R0-FL and Overlord holiday.
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Weaver not included.
Why not?
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There's lots to do and I'm sure
you'll need an extra hand. Uh, no.
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This remains Overlord
and my special holiday,
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but maybe you can help
complete the following.
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Bing-bong!
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"Flip all furniture upside down."
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What? I'll need more than two hands.
No longer my problem.
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Willow, can you...?
Nope!
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We're all booked up. Remember?
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Dad watched a documentary on
decluttering your life,
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and now we're all paying for it.
Come on, they're waiting for us.
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Wait, lemme see which card I got.
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Bebe and I only need one more
until we're millionaires!
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Well... in 50 years,
when they're collector's items.
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RUSTLING
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Nothing again?
Why does this keep happening?
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This whole Frab-the-what thing
won't take long, right?
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Maybe I can squeeze you in
after we help Mom and Dad.
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Really? Awesome!
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Quincy Qwondo rule 41 -
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you must hug each item
before letting it go
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AND apologise to the environment
for putting it in a landfill.
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Sorry, Mother Nature.
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That poor, sad man.
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Ooh, guys, look what I found!
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I thought they broke
in the earthquake!
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Oh, hey! There those are!
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When your Dad and I
went on our first date,
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we fed some geese and ducks,
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so now I get one of these
little guys on our anniversary.
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Water fowl.
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SHE QUACKS
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Speaking of gifts, you all heard
Overlord talking about his...
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Chuckles!
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Oh. You guys remember him?
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I used to dress up as him
for your birthday. Huh?
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Hey!
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Who gave my wig a buzz-cut?
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Mom and Dad, will you help me
throw Overlord
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the best holiday party ever?
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It's his dream to be visited
by this magical orb.
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I don't know, Champ.
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I think it's safer for us to stay
out of this one. Yeah, I agree.
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Everything with Overlord
ends up the same.
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In a state of emergency.
But we're his only family.
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If he can't celebrate with us,
then who can he celebrate with?
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Please?
Mm... Fight it, fight it...
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Oh, fine, yes!
Yes, we will help you. Mwah!
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Operation Frab-SHAAAH-plarm
is a go.
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You OK there, buddy?
Yep, that's how you say it...
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I think.
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Uh, no peeking! It's a surprise.
It can't be a surprise.
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I know what the living lounge
looks like.
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Almost there. OK.
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Now!
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Surprise!
Happy Frabjleplarm?
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Oh, you guys...
I made PlarmNog!
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PlarmNog? For me?
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To a glorious Frabjleplarm!
And a Plarm-jle-frab day to all!
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CHEERING
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Mm.
Mm...!
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That is surprisingly chewy.
What's up with the smoke?
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I think it could just use
a little sugar.
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No, no. What are you doing?
It's perfect!
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Much like this planet's
only decent beverage - vinegar.
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Oh...
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It just drank itself.
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Yeah, it'll do that.
OK...
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Well, that was fun.
See you guys later!
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What? We haven't even got
to the best part.
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The Trials of Frabjle! But we can
only do it if everyone is on board.
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Yeah, no. We did not sign up
for trials. Gimme a sec.
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Mom, why not?
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We have worked hard setting
this up for Ovi,
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we can have a good time
with what we have. It's enough.
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But what if it's not?
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The orb will only visit if he can
prove he's worthy.
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We have to go all out.
Don't bother, Weaver.
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Obviously Frabjleplarm
is unimportant to your family.
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So let's just go back to celebrating
Jim's fraudulent holidays,
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like International Clowns Day.
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OK, whoa, whoa, take it easy,
there, guy. All right?
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Don't come after clowns.
People love clowns.
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No, no, no, no, no.
C'mon, Mom. Please?
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I've a feeling
I'm gonna regret this.
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Yes!
LAUGHS
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Let the trials begin!
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OVERLORD CHUCKLES
I already regret this.
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We begin today's festivities
with a cleansing ritual. R0-FL?
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Here to please.
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Take the pens and paper,
and pass them along.
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Behold, the Confessions of Orn!
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Ooooh.
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LOUD CRANKING
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Ah!
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Before we begin today's ritual,
we must choose our Trial King.
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Ooh, I volunteer...
Since I am the tallest,
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sturdiest, and most handsome,
I shall take on that responsibility.
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Moving on!
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In your hands is a piece of paper
which you will write down
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a meaningful secret that you've been
holding on to.
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Once you've finished, we shall
crush it into smithereens!
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Yeah. OK, well...
This is nice. Very freeing.
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All right...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you doing?
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Oh, did I forget to mention?
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We must read them aloud
before they can be destroyed. No.
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Overlord...
"I hate clowns.
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"I'm the one who destroyed
Dad's wig." Eugh.
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This is boring!
Weaver?
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Trust me, I'm saving you thousands
of dollars worth of therapy bills.
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Hmm...
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OK. Oh, it's Jim.
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"I've been hiding Flower's
ceramic birds for years"?
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I can explain.
You see, I hate water fowl.
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Sounds like the goose is loose.
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But you said, on our first date,
that you were smitten by them.
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No, BITTEN by them.
It was very traumatic.
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I just didn't have the heart
to correct you.
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And every year since,
another feathered assassin to hide.
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Well, that was fun!
Who wants more PlarmNog?
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Paws off, cereal box bandit.
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Cereal box bandit?
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You've been taking all the trading
cards! I thought I was just unlucky!
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You know how much being
a millionaire means to me!
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What if I wanna be a millionaire?
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Do you know how hard it is...?
The honking...
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Ah, music to my ears.
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OVERLAPPING ARGUING
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Wait, wait, wait.
We haven't gotten to yours yet.
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Yeah, Mom, what have you been hiding
from us, huh?
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Yes, Flower, what is your secret?
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"This is a trick,
I confess nothing."
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OVERLORD LAUGHS
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And with that,
we have our first winner!
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Her prize? A seat at the victor's
lounge for the rest of the contest.
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Complimentary robe? Here we go...
Frab-shu-plarm rules!
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It's Frabjleplarm.
Uh...
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R0-FL, bring her the PlarmNog!
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Is there any other kind of nog?
No.
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R0-FL! What are you doing in there,
you lazy bucket of bolts?!
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Bring PlarmNog!
239
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,959
Oh, please, just whipping up
240
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,959
the most difficult drink to make
in the whole universe!
241
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,959
You try milking
an angry Divergian sand snail,
242
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:44,959
or finding organic saffron at
the grocery store! It's not so easy!
243
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,959
In order to hear the great wisdom
of Yush Gr'oban,
244
00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,959
you must be one with the element.
245
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,959
Only the wisest will endure.
246
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,960
Watch this.
247
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,999
ZAPPING
248
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,960
HE GRUNTS
249
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,480
Weaver, hold out your hands.
250
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,799
ZAPPING
251
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,959
Ooh, it tickles.
252
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,959
Ah! Well... well, that was... weird.
253
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,319
Come on, Weaver,
that was only four seconds.
254
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:20,959
Willow, you're up.
Let me at it!
255
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,160
ZAPPING
256
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,959
SHE LAUGHS
Good!
257
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,959
Now, Jim, hold out
your tiny bird hands.
258
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,959
Let's go.
259
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,959
And...
Whoops! ..OK.
260
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:40,959
Mulligan?
That was zero seconds.
261
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,959
Three opponents stand before me,
262
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,959
but only one of you
had the wisdom to endure.
263
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,479
Obviously it was me.
Incorrect.
264
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,959
What? How? I held it the longest.
265
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,319
Yes. And that is where
you were mistaken.
266
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,959
The wisdom of it is simple.
It's an energy ball.
267
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,479
Those things are dangerous.
You must drop it.
268
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,959
You tricked me! You said "endure",
like, seven times!
269
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,479
Was it not you who said,
270
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,959
"Don't hate the player,
hate the game"?
271
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,959
So I guess that makes
Dad the winner?
272
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,959
Me? Winner?
Yes, yes you won. No-one cares.
273
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:14,959
See you, bye.
As requested, more PlarmNog!
274
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,959
No, I'm good.
Oh, fun. It was a breeze to make
275
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,639
The final trial will begin
in just a moment.
276
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,959
Hey, Weaves, can I chat with you
277
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,960
about something UNRELATED
in your room?
278
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,959
I lied, it's totally related!
You have to win the next trial.
279
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,959
That's the plan.
No, this is the plan.
280
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,959
I'm going to create
an intricate distraction,
281
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,639
so you can crush your sister.
OK-dokes.
282
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,959
Hey, I was gonna wait till later,
but since we're up here,
283
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,159
there's a gift...
Gift? What gift?
284
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:46,960
Just a little something in case
the orb doesn't visit you this year.
285
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,959
Happy Frab-sha-plarm!
286
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,959
Your pronunciation, much like your
wrapping skills, remains pitiful.
287
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,960
Oh... All the same,
gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
288
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,959
It's the two of us
on a space adventure. Oh!
289
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:03,959
I drew us like potatoes
290
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,639
cos you said they reminded you
of baby asteroids.
291
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:10,959
Ha-ha-ha. They do look like
baby asteroids!
292
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,959
Oh, those agents of chaos.
293
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,959
The orb might not visit this year,
but at least we've had fun, right?
294
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,959
I wouldn't worry about the orb.
I have a feeling it's on its way.
295
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,959
Oh, Weaver. You had to go and add
emotional stakes.
296
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,959
Now you really have to win
the next round.
297
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,959
I'll do my best.
Just remember the plan.
298
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,960
What-wha-what... what plan?
299
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,159
Oh. Well, you two were gone
for a while.
300
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,959
Uh, not because we were colluding,
that's for certain.
301
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:44,959
So, now, the Strength of Quiv
is the true measure of power.
302
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:48,639
And it can only be determined
by a fight...
303
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:49,959
to the death!
304
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,959
Select your instrument
of destruction!
305
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,960
Yeah, no.
Uh-uh.
306
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,959
The Strength of Quiv, take two.
307
00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,959
Sarcastic "thanks" to Jim for his
constructive notes on safety.
308
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,959
Well, sincere "you're welcome".
309
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,959
Oooh, treats!
310
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,479
Well, see, I have warm PlarmNog
and warmer PlarmNog.
311
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,959
Come on, you're killing me, lady!
312
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,959
The rules are simple.
313
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,959
Defeat your opponent
by pushing them out of the ring.
314
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,959
The bo-ring.
315
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,959
HE LAUGHS
316
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,960
OVERLORD CLEARS THROAT
317
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,960
Begin!
318
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,959
Hey! Willow! Look over here!
319
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,959
Distraction! I'm a distraction!
320
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,959
Ow!
321
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,959
Woo-hoo! I win! I win! I win!
322
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,959
No, no, no, no! Rematch!
323
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,959
It's OK.
Wil beat me fair and square.
324
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,960
It's not OK, Weaver!
We had a plan! What plan?
325
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,999
Oh... Oh, no, no, no.
326
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,959
The orb is here. We did it!
327
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,319
It is beautiful.
It is nice.
328
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,959
Get out of here, orb!
I changed my mind!
329
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,959
I don't want this any more!
Go to Petey Carillo's house!
330
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,959
This is the best
Frab-sha-plarm ever.
331
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,959
It's pronounced "Frabjleplarm".
332
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,639
Everyone surround Weaver!
What is going on?
333
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,959
You were right to have
your suspicions.
334
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,959
This big, beautiful orb
isn't just a piece of my home.
335
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,959
It is also a weapon
of mass abduction.
336
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,159
And because Weaver was the loser
of all the trials,
337
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,959
it's come to take him away.
338
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,959
What?! So this thing just takes
one of us away?!
339
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:19,959
And you knew that the whole time
340
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,959
you were trying to bring it
into our house?!
341
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,159
In my defence,
I thought it would take Jim. Wow!
342
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,959
If it makes you feel better,
you won't miss Weaver.
343
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,319
You can't miss someone
you won't remember.
344
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,959
What do you mean we won't remember?!
He will cease to exist.
345
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,639
All of our memories of him
will go... poof!
346
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,639
And... and what-what happens to me?!
347
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,159
Well, there are a few theories
and none of them are great.
348
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,959
HELP!
349
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:44,159
I have one idea.
It just... might... work.
350
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,959
Orb... no!
THEY YELL
351
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,959
Leave it!
SCREAMING
352
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,960
Leave it! Bad, orb!
353
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,799
Ooh! Trading card! Wil, you want?
354
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,959
Nope. Trading cards
are so yesterday.
355
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:00,959
I'll see you guys later.
356
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,959
Willow! Aren't we hanging
out today like we always do?
357
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,479
We've never hung out.
Hmm. Right.
358
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,959
Jim? What shenanigans
are we up to today?
359
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,959
Ooh, I'm just gonna binge
a few episodes
360
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,959
of Quincy Qwondo:
De-mess to Impress.
361
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,959
Nope. Shh...
362
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,959
I just feel like I should be
hanging out with someone.
363
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,999
Flower?
Hmm? Oh!
364
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,959
I don't know what was in this cup,
but I just can't get it clean.
365
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,959
Oh, well. Off to work.
366
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,960
Bye, Ovi!
Argh!
367
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,959
HE GRUMBLES
368
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:33,959
Sweet bee keeper's secrets!
PlarmNog! Frabjleplarm!
369
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,959
I can't believe the orb
finally visited
370
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,959
and I can't remember a thing.
371
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,959
Argh! What is this basic room for?
372
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,959
Are you all right, sir?
No!
373
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,959
I'm in miserable pain, R0-FL!
374
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,959
I believe someone is missing
and this is their room.
375
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,799
Oh, that is wonderful news!
376
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,159
One fewer dumb human to get
in the way of our evil plans...
377
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,959
to hang out... just you and me.
Right?
378
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,959
What is this pain?
379
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:00,959
HE GROANS
380
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,959
Initiating diagnostic scan.
381
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,959
Argh...
No errors found.
382
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,959
Maybe it's some sort of love feeling
in your heart.
383
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,959
For your best friend.
384
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,959
By Jove... you're right!
385
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,959
Oh, Overlord!
I've waited so long to hear...!
386
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,959
This missing loser
must have been my best friend! Oh...
387
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,959
I have to get them back. Right.
388
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,959
Follow me, robot employee.
389
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,000
Coming. Just gonna delete
this memory first.
390
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,480
Wha-what is this place?
391
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,960
What? How is this possible?
392
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,960
SOFT KNOCKING ON WALL
393
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,319
'Hey, buddy.
You got orbed too, huh?'
394
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,959
Yes! How do we get out of here?
395
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:57,959
SHE LAUGHS
396
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,959
'You think we get out of here?
That's hilarious!
397
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,959
'Hey, Joanna. Room two million,
seven hundred,
398
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,959
'sixty five thousand,
one hundred and six
399
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,959
'thinks we get out of here!
'That's hilarious!
400
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:09,959
'Wait till Daryl hears.
401
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:10,959
'Yo, Daryl!'
402
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,959
Who could you be? Why do I care?!
403
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,479
This useless planet
has made me weak!
404
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,959
Hey, Overlord. How ya doing, buddy?
405
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,959
Made a little cabbage friend,
did ya?
406
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,959
You, Flower! If this cabbage boy
had a name, what would it be?
407
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,999
Cole? As in Cole-Slaw?
408
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,959
THEY LAUGH
409
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,639
Maybe...
410
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,959
What do ya say, Cole?
411
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,999
Is Overlord OK?
Nope.
412
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,960
Look...
413
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,959
There's a perfectly good room
up there just sitting empty!
414
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,959
Yeah, that's our guest room.
415
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,959
I'm a guest! Why am I in the attic?
Actually, I don't know...
416
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,799
And this picture -
why is there a space in it?
417
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,959
We were gonna Photoshop
in Nana Kirkland,
418
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,959
but the coupon expired.
419
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,959
Yeah, and that open space
has grown on me.
420
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,959
HE GROANS
Ovi. Hey, buddy.
421
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,959
Do you need to talk?
422
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,959
You know, you have been going
through a lot lately,
423
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,959
and it is perfectly normal
to feel overwhelmed.
424
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,959
Maybe you're just missing home?
I'm not homesick!
425
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,959
I don't miss anything. Or anyone!
I think?
426
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,320
OVERLORD GRUMBLES
427
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,479
SIRENS OF PLARM CRANK
428
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,639
Not that I don't love it, but you've
been playing that for hours.
429
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,959
It's the only way!
430
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,959
We must ring the Sirens of Plarm
to draw the orb back to us.
431
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,959
Once it's here,
I can ask for our loser back.
432
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,959
You and I both know
the orb only visits once a cycle.
433
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,959
How dare you?!
Anything is possible if you believe!
434
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:41,159
Ugh. Who says that?
Knock-knock! Hey, little guy.
435
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,959
Dinner is ready.
436
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,959
Did you want me to set a spot
for your little cabbage buddy?
437
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,960
It's a cabbage, not a real person,
Flower.
438
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,479
Great potatoes, Dad.
439
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:02,959
Wait a second! Give me that.
440
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,159
This potato -
it looks like a tiny asteroid!
441
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,959
OK? Well, it looks like my dinner.
Can I have it back?
442
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,959
I drew us like potatoes
443
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,960
cos you said they reminded you
of baby asteroids.
444
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,160
Weaver...
445
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,319
Weaver!
Overlord!
446
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,959
You sent me to a crazy space hotel
with thin walls and no Wi-Fi!
447
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,639
Ah, I've missed this banter.
448
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,959
What is happening?
Yeah, what is going on?
449
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,959
You're experiencing
"Post Frabjle Drift."
450
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,959
You should feel better
in a few days.
451
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,959
I feel fine.
452
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,959
THUD
Oh, there it is.
453
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,959
How did I get back?
454
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,999
I built a cabbage boy
and remembered your name!
455
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,999
Oh, Weaver. My part-time compadre!
456
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,479
I've missed you so...
457
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,959
Ah... I mean... What's up?
458
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,959
Thanks for remembering me,
but never do that again.
459
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,959
Deal.
Aw!
460
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,319
THUD
461
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,639
Oh, Jim!
462
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,959
{\an8}Dad?
I'm OK.
463
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,319
{\an8}From all of us, to all of you.
464
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,959
{\an8}Have a joyous Frabjleplarm!
465
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,959
{\an8}Joyous Frabjleplarm!
466
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,959
{\an8}SLURPING
467
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,959
{\an8}Mm! So PlogNoggy, right?
468
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,999
{\an8}CHUCKLES
469
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,999
{\an8}OVERLORD SLURPS
470
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,479
{\an8}Ah.
471
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,960
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