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And now we transition to Chair Pose.

Ah, I can't believe we didn't think of this sooner.

I feel so together.

It's so peaceful.

LOUD CRANKING

I spoke too soon. Ah!

CRANKING

Overlord! Turn it down! Be... SIRENS OF PLARM CRANKS

He can't hear you!

Would you stop yelling over my music?

Don't you know what today is?!

Of course we do. It's Saturday. No, you fool!

It's Frabjleplarm!

The most deliciously perfect holiday

in all the cosmos and parallel universes!

More like the most annoying.

Oh! Willow! You take that back! No.

The Sirens of Plarm are not annoying.

They calls to the great orb of Frabjle,

letting it know that I am ready to be visited.

And what happens when it visits?

It's not about what happens when it visits, it's just super-cool, bro.

You're not getting it. It's about being chosen!

Which I haven't been in a while.

Aw. You haven't been chosen

Stop that! I will not be aww-ed at!

Aww. That's nice.

You realise I have lasers, right?

Well, I think it's sweet that you have a special day you love.

I, myself, have many special days that I love.

Groundhog Day - will it, won't it be spring? Urgh!

It's like the calendar's own little mystery novel.

And then Arbor Day, of course.

Now, Arbor Day... CRANKING

Sorry, did you say something? Arbor Day is a...

SIRENS OF PLARM CRANK

# The Underwoods The fam of the hour

♪ Hallow Bay's finest Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower

♪ Things were all good Every day was the same

♪ Then, ding-dong Their lives all changed... ♪

Overlord! ♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos

♪ Sold out his boss Cos the space feds were too close

♪ No more running round Crushing lives at will

♪ Witness protection Sorry, that's the deal

♪ A fall from grace For someone so celestial

♪ Now they got a cuz Who's extra-terrestrial

♪ He's super evil And they're super good

♪ It's Overlord And The Underwoods. ♪

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Which one screams graceful,

yet most powerful in the universe?!

Uh, the one on the right?

Yes, it does have a certain,

I dunno, swish-a-sais-quoi.

What's the deal with this holiday anyway?

Do all aliens celebrate it?

I'm appalled you know nothing of my history.

What do you learn at that so-called school you go to every day?

A lot, actually. Math, drama, history.

Earth history? How basic.

Alas, I will have to broaden your celestial knowledge.

R0-FL! I live to please you, sir.

Here, put these on.

DEVICE BEEPS

Once upon a cosmo, Frabjle was home

to the most powerful and menacing Overlords in the universe.

Once a year, they would come home to feast, duel and scheme.

Whoa! This is so...

No. No, ma'am! I don't... I don't wanna duel!

Ah! And then asteroids descended upon Frabjle.

Ah! Oh! The planet's unstable!

Ah! Don't-don't leave me here! Come back!

And now the only thing that remains of my home planet is the orb.

Ooh, it's shiny.

Uh... All right, that's enough. Ah!

That was an emotional roller-coaster.

Once a year, the orb visits one worthy Overlord.

It is my only flaw.

The orb has yet to see my brilliance.

That's awful. There's gotta be a way for them to visit you here.

OVERLORD SCOFFS Here? They'll never come here.

Earth is a dumpster fire... and not the good kind.

Perhaps if my Frabjleplarm celebration

were grander, then maybe.

Don't worry. I promise, we'll have the best Frab-shul-plarm ever.

Frab-jle-plarm Yes, the best Frab-shul-plarm ever.

No, no, no. SIGHS

The "J" is more of a rolling shriek.

Frab-SHAAAH-plarm?

I still can't believe that me and you are even slightly related.

Yes! It's just the one I needed.

Please? R0-FL: No.

Please?

Overlord and I need to prepare for Frabjleplarm.

C'mon, R0-FL, let me help you out. Request denied.

Frabjleplarm is an R0-FL and Overlord holiday.

Weaver not included. Why not?

There's lots to do and I'm sure you'll need an extra hand. Uh, no.

This remains Overlord and my special holiday,

but maybe you can help complete the following.

Bing-bong!

"Flip all furniture upside down."

What? I'll need more than two hands. No longer my problem.

Willow, can you...? Nope!

We're all booked up. Remember?

Dad watched a documentary on decluttering your life,

and now we're all paying for it. Come on, they're waiting for us.

Wait, lemme see which card I got.

Bebe and I only need one more until we're millionaires!

Well... in 50 years, when they're collector's items.

RUSTLING

Nothing again? Why does this keep happening?

This whole Frab-the-what thing won't take long, right?

Maybe I can squeeze you in after we help Mom and Dad.

Really? Awesome!

Quincy Qwondo rule 41 -

you must hug each item before letting it go

AND apologise to the environment for putting it in a landfill.

Sorry, Mother Nature.

That poor, sad man.

Ooh, guys, look what I found!

I thought they broke in the earthquake!

Oh, hey! There those are!

When your Dad and I went on our first date,

we fed some geese and ducks,

so now I get one of these little guys on our anniversary.

Water fowl.

SHE QUACKS

Speaking of gifts, you all heard Overlord talking about his...

Chuckles!

Oh. You guys remember him?

I used to dress up as him for your birthday. Huh?

Hey!

Who gave my wig a buzz-cut?

Mom and Dad, will you help me throw Overlord

the best holiday party ever?

It's his dream to be visited by this magical orb.

I don't know, Champ.

I think it's safer for us to stay out of this one. Yeah, I agree.

Everything with Overlord ends up the same.

In a state of emergency. But we're his only family.

If he can't celebrate with us, then who can he celebrate with?

Please? Mm... Fight it, fight it...

Oh, fine, yes! Yes, we will help you. Mwah!

Operation Frab-SHAAAH-plarm is a go.

You OK there, buddy? Yep, that's how you say it...

I think.

Uh, no peeking! It's a surprise. It can't be a surprise.

I know what the living lounge looks like.

Almost there. OK.

Now!

Surprise! Happy Frabjleplarm?

Oh, you guys... I made PlarmNog!

PlarmNog? For me?

To a glorious Frabjleplarm! And a Plarm-jle-frab day to all!

CHEERING

Mm. Mm...!

That is surprisingly chewy. What's up with the smoke?

I think it could just use a little sugar.

No, no. What are you doing? It's perfect!

Much like this planet's only decent beverage - vinegar.

Oh...

It just drank itself.

Yeah, it'll do that. OK...

Well, that was fun. See you guys later!

What? We haven't even got to the best part.

The Trials of Frabjle! But we can only do it if everyone is on board.

Yeah, no. We did not sign up for trials. Gimme a sec.

Mom, why not?

We have worked hard setting this up for Ovi,

we can have a good time with what we have. It's enough.

But what if it's not?

The orb will only visit if he can prove he's worthy.

We have to go all out. Don't bother, Weaver.

Obviously Frabjleplarm is unimportant to your family.

So let's just go back to celebrating Jim's fraudulent holidays,

like International Clowns Day.

OK, whoa, whoa, take it easy, there, guy. All right?

Don't come after clowns. People love clowns.

No, no, no, no, no. C'mon, Mom. Please?

I've a feeling I'm gonna regret this.

Yes! LAUGHS

Let the trials begin!

OVERLORD CHUCKLES I already regret this.

We begin today's festivities with a cleansing ritual. R0-FL?

Here to please.

Take the pens and paper, and pass them along.

Behold, the Confessions of Orn!

Ooooh.

LOUD CRANKING

Ah!

Before we begin today's ritual, we must choose our Trial King.

Ooh, I volunteer... Since I am the tallest,

sturdiest, and most handsome, I shall take on that responsibility.

Moving on!

In your hands is a piece of paper which you will write down

a meaningful secret that you've been holding on to.

Once you've finished, we shall crush it into smithereens!

Yeah. OK, well... This is nice. Very freeing.

All right...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

Oh, did I forget to mention?

We must read them aloud before they can be destroyed. No.

Overlord... "I hate clowns.

"I'm the one who destroyed Dad's wig." Eugh.

This is boring! Weaver?

Trust me, I'm saving you thousands of dollars worth of therapy bills.

Hmm...

OK. Oh, it's Jim.

"I've been hiding Flower's ceramic birds for years"?

I can explain. You see, I hate water fowl.

Sounds like the goose is loose.

But you said, on our first date, that you were smitten by them.

No, BITTEN by them. It was very traumatic.

I just didn't have the heart to correct you.

And every year since, another feathered assassin to hide.

Well, that was fun! Who wants more PlarmNog?

Paws off, cereal box bandit.

Cereal box bandit?

You've been taking all the trading cards! I thought I was just unlucky!

You know how much being a millionaire means to me!

What if I wanna be a millionaire?

Do you know how hard it is...? The honking...

Ah, music to my ears.

OVERLAPPING ARGUING

Wait, wait, wait. We haven't gotten to yours yet.

Yeah, Mom, what have you been hiding from us, huh?

Yes, Flower, what is your secret?

"This is a trick, I confess nothing."

OVERLORD LAUGHS

And with that, we have our first winner!

Her prize? A seat at the victor's lounge for the rest of the contest.

Complimentary robe? Here we go... Frab-shu-plarm rules!

It's Frabjleplarm. Uh...

R0-FL, bring her the PlarmNog!

Is there any other kind of nog? No.

R0-FL! What are you doing in there, you lazy bucket of bolts?!

Bring PlarmNog!

Oh, please, just whipping up

the most difficult drink to make in the whole universe!

You try milking an angry Divergian sand snail,

or finding organic saffron at the grocery store! It's not so easy!

In order to hear the great wisdom of Yush Gr'oban,

you must be one with the element.

Only the wisest will endure.

Watch this.

ZAPPING

HE GRUNTS

Weaver, hold out your hands.

ZAPPING

Ooh, it tickles.

Ah! Well... well, that was... weird.

Come on, Weaver, that was only four seconds.

Willow, you're up. Let me at it!

ZAPPING

SHE LAUGHS Good!

Now, Jim, hold out your tiny bird hands.

Let's go.

And... Whoops! ..OK.

Mulligan? That was zero seconds.

Three opponents stand before me,

but only one of you had the wisdom to endure.

Obviously it was me. Incorrect.

What? How? I held it the longest.

Yes. And that is where you were mistaken.

The wisdom of it is simple. It's an energy ball.

Those things are dangerous. You must drop it.

You tricked me! You said "endure", like, seven times!

Was it not you who said,

"Don't hate the player, hate the game"?

So I guess that makes Dad the winner?

Me? Winner? Yes, yes you won. No-one cares.

See you, bye. As requested, more PlarmNog!

No, I'm good. Oh, fun. It was a breeze to make

The final trial will begin in just a moment.

Hey, Weaves, can I chat with you

about something UNRELATED in your room?

I lied, it's totally related! You have to win the next trial.

That's the plan. No, this is the plan.

I'm going to create an intricate distraction,

so you can crush your sister. OK-dokes.

Hey, I was gonna wait till later, but since we're up here,

there's a gift... Gift? What gift?

Just a little something in case the orb doesn't visit you this year.

Happy Frab-sha-plarm!

Your pronunciation, much like your wrapping skills, remains pitiful.

Oh... All the same, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

It's the two of us on a space adventure. Oh!

I drew us like potatoes

cos you said they reminded you of baby asteroids.

Ha-ha-ha. They do look like baby asteroids!

Oh, those agents of chaos.

The orb might not visit this year, but at least we've had fun, right?

I wouldn't worry about the orb. I have a feeling it's on its way.

Oh, Weaver. You had to go and add emotional stakes.

Now you really have to win the next round.

I'll do my best. Just remember the plan.

What-wha-what... what plan?

Oh. Well, you two were gone for a while.

Uh, not because we were colluding, that's for certain.

So, now, the Strength of Quiv is the true measure of power.

And it can only be determined by a fight...

to the death!

Select your instrument of destruction!

Yeah, no. Uh-uh.

The Strength of Quiv, take two.

Sarcastic "thanks" to Jim for his constructive notes on safety.

Well, sincere "you're welcome".

Oooh, treats!

Well, see, I have warm PlarmNog and warmer PlarmNog.

Come on, you're killing me, lady!

The rules are simple.

Defeat your opponent by pushing them out of the ring.

The bo-ring.

HE LAUGHS

OVERLORD CLEARS THROAT

Begin!

Hey! Willow! Look over here!

Distraction! I'm a distraction!

Ow!

Woo-hoo! I win! I win! I win!

No, no, no, no! Rematch!

It's OK. Wil beat me fair and square.

It's not OK, Weaver! We had a plan! What plan?

Oh... Oh, no, no, no.

The orb is here. We did it!

It is beautiful. It is nice.

Get out of here, orb! I changed my mind!

I don't want this any more! Go to Petey Carillo's house!

This is the best Frab-sha-plarm ever.

It's pronounced "Frabjleplarm".

Everyone surround Weaver! What is going on?

You were right to have your suspicions.

This big, beautiful orb isn't just a piece of my home.

It is also a weapon of mass abduction.

And because Weaver was the loser of all the trials,

it's come to take him away.

What?! So this thing just takes one of us away?!

And you knew that the whole time

you were trying to bring it into our house?!

In my defence, I thought it would take Jim. Wow!

If it makes you feel better, you won't miss Weaver.

You can't miss someone you won't remember.

What do you mean we won't remember?! He will cease to exist.

All of our memories of him will go... poof!

And... and what-what happens to me?!

Well, there are a few theories and none of them are great.

HELP!

I have one idea. It just... might... work.

Orb... no! THEY YELL

Leave it! SCREAMING

Leave it! Bad, orb!

Ooh! Trading card! Wil, you want?

Nope. Trading cards are so yesterday.

I'll see you guys later.

Willow! Aren't we hanging out today like we always do?

We've never hung out. Hmm. Right.

Jim? What shenanigans are we up to today?

Ooh, I'm just gonna binge a few episodes

of Quincy Qwondo: De-mess to Impress.

Nope. Shh...

I just feel like I should be hanging out with someone.

Flower? Hmm? Oh!

I don't know what was in this cup, but I just can't get it clean.

Oh, well. Off to work.

Bye, Ovi! Argh!

HE GRUMBLES

Sweet bee keeper's secrets! PlarmNog! Frabjleplarm!

I can't believe the orb finally visited

and I can't remember a thing.

Argh! What is this basic room for?

Are you all right, sir? No!

I'm in miserable pain, R0-FL!

I believe someone is missing and this is their room.

Oh, that is wonderful news!

One fewer dumb human to get in the way of our evil plans...

to hang out... just you and me. Right?

What is this pain?

HE GROANS

Initiating diagnostic scan.

Argh... No errors found.

Maybe it's some sort of love feeling in your heart.

For your best friend.

By Jove... you're right!

Oh, Overlord! I've waited so long to hear...!

This missing loser must have been my best friend! Oh...

I have to get them back. Right.

Follow me, robot employee.

Coming. Just gonna delete this memory first.

Wha-what is this place?

What? How is this possible?

SOFT KNOCKING ON WALL

'Hey, buddy. You got orbed too, huh?'

Yes! How do we get out of here?

SHE LAUGHS

'You think we get out of here? That's hilarious!

'Hey, Joanna. Room two million, seven hundred,

'sixty five thousand, one hundred and six

'thinks we get out of here! 'That's hilarious!

'Wait till Daryl hears.

'Yo, Daryl!'

Who could you be? Why do I care?!

This useless planet has made me weak!

Hey, Overlord. How ya doing, buddy?

Made a little cabbage friend, did ya?

You, Flower! If this cabbage boy had a name, what would it be?

Cole? As in Cole-Slaw?

THEY LAUGH

Maybe...

What do ya say, Cole?

Is Overlord OK? Nope.

Look...

There's a perfectly good room up there just sitting empty!

Yeah, that's our guest room.

I'm a guest! Why am I in the attic? Actually, I don't know...

And this picture - why is there a space in it?

We were gonna Photoshop in Nana Kirkland,

but the coupon expired.

Yeah, and that open space has grown on me.

HE GROANS Ovi. Hey, buddy.

Do you need to talk?

You know, you have been going through a lot lately,

and it is perfectly normal to feel overwhelmed.

Maybe you're just missing home? I'm not homesick!

I don't miss anything. Or anyone! I think?

OVERLORD GRUMBLES

SIRENS OF PLARM CRANK

Not that I don't love it, but you've been playing that for hours.

It's the only way!

We must ring the Sirens of Plarm to draw the orb back to us.

Once it's here, I can ask for our loser back.

You and I both know the orb only visits once a cycle.

How dare you?! Anything is possible if you believe!

Ugh. Who says that? Knock-knock! Hey, little guy.

Dinner is ready.

Did you want me to set a spot for your little cabbage buddy?

It's a cabbage, not a real person, Flower.

Great potatoes, Dad.

Wait a second! Give me that.

This potato - it looks like a tiny asteroid!

OK? Well, it looks like my dinner. Can I have it back?

I drew us like potatoes

cos you said they reminded you of baby asteroids.

Weaver...

Weaver! Overlord!

You sent me to a crazy space hotel with thin walls and no Wi-Fi!

Ah, I've missed this banter.

What is happening? Yeah, what is going on?

You're experiencing "Post Frabjle Drift."

You should feel better in a few days.

I feel fine.

THUD Oh, there it is.

How did I get back?

I built a cabbage boy and remembered your name!

Oh, Weaver. My part-time compadre!

I've missed you so...

Ah... I mean... What's up?

Thanks for remembering me, but never do that again.

Deal. Aw!

THUD

Oh, Jim!

Dad? I'm OK.

From all of us, to all of you.

Have a joyous Frabjleplarm!

Joyous Frabjleplarm!

SLURPING

Mm! So PlogNoggy, right?

CHUCKLES

OVERLORD SLURPS

Ah.

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