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R0-FL: Yoo-hoo!
You! You! Long-time bot owner.
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{\an8}Did you know
the average cyber servant
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requires oiling
once every Earth year? I'm aware.
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OK, well, it's been seven years
since you last oiled yours. I know.
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You don't have to use
your parents' boring, old robot oil.
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{\an8}There are so many
cool and exciting varieties to try,
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{\an8}as featured in Bot Owners' Monthly.
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See?
Yes.
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Those old magazines
you've been placing around the house
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in strategic areas.
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For example,
directly in front of my feet.
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Ah, I keep them for the articles,
OK? Uh-huh.
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{\an8}Hey, while you're oiling your
beloved robot, which would be me,
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{\an8}why not perform the
annual recommended bolt tightening
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{\an8}like you did last... never?
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Can't you see I'm busy?
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{\an8}Will you at least accept my update?
Just push the button!
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Ah! I need a less demanding
robotic underling.
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You're fired.
Hey, wait, you can't fire me...
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Oh. Ahh.
What? Who said that
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Where did that voice come from?
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It couldn't have been R0-FL,
because I dismissed her seconds ago!
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Now, where was I?
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Yes, I see you, Petey Carillo.
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Today's the day I destroy you.
R0-FL!
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R0-FL,
fetch me my destroying gloves!
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R0... R0-FL? Where did she go?
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Ah, right.
GRUNTS
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Ergh! That kid is just so... creepy.
Petey.
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# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
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♪ Things were all good
Every day the same
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♪ Then ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos
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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close
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♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will
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♪ Witness protection
Is the deal
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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
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♪ Now their cuz
Is extra-terrestrial
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♪ He's super evil
They're super good
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♪ It's Overlord
And The Underwoods. ♪
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Breakfast!
That balloon is a cake?
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And that cactus is a cake?
Oh, man. What else is a cake?
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Waffles are kind of a cake.
And I made them for you, so...
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Thank you.
Oh, you're welcome, honey...
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♪ Thank you, ooh, ooh
Thank you, ooh... ♪
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High five
for perfectly poached eggs.
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I ordered 400 bags of kitty litter
instead of 40.
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Bad, Past-Flower! Bad!
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You know what'd be super bad?
If someone would thank me sometime.
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Any time.
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Like the good bad, though.
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HE SIGHS
What are you smiling at?
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Yeah, well, of course I know
the PTA is important, Jill,
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but I need to wash hockey gear,
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take the van seats out
for Flower's kitten
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and put shelves up
in Weaver's room, so...
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What? Burn myself out?
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Come on. Would a guy
who burns himself out...
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burn himself out... ?
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Sorry, I'm just
a little burnt out right now.
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Yeah, I'll talk to you later.
System update. Please accept.
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System update. Please, accept.
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You are not the only one
in need of a little reset.
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Ah. Human contact.
Now I see the mild appeal.
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Yeah, I guess know what it's like
to not feel seen.
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HE SIGHS
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Well,
if no-one's gonna think about us,
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may as well look out for each other.
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Factory reset commencing.
Aggressiveness - 100.
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Smoothie making - disabled.
Termination protocol - on.
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New user identified - Jim Underwood.
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User identified new mission -
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take care of Jim Underwood
at all costs.
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Oh, that is sweet,
but I was just venting, you know.
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You don't need to worry about...
At all costs!
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Well, you know what?
If you really wanna help,
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I would love to relax for...
one uninterrupted hour.
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Excellent.
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I shall carry out your orders!
CACKLES
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You know, I don't know
if you know this, but...
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your tone can be
a little freaky sometimes...
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Charging weapons
to carry out orders!
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Ooh!
Yeah. That's the tone.
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Congratulations, Weaver.
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I'm offering you the position
of my new robotic underling...
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or "ro-bunderling" for short.
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The position doesn't pay,
but it offers plenty of exposure...
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to flames!
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I can't believe
you thought of me first.
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Yes.
HE CHUCKLES
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First...
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Congratulations, Flower...
Uh, no.
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Congratulations, Willow.
No.
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Congratulations, local possum.
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POSSUM SQUEAKS
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Still, I'm gonna have to say "no".
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What? "No"? But...
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who's gonna make me milkshakes
while I plot?
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Am I supposed to beget
Petey Carillo's destruction
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without the benefit
of calcium and vitamin B12?
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What was that about Petey?
Er... nothing.
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As much as I'd love to be
your emotional punching bag,
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isn't that R0-FL's job?
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HE SIGHS
Not any more.
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She kept expecting me to do things,
like perform basic maintenance
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and listen to her
just the slightest bit.
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I need an assistant who understands
the true meaning of teamwork,
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a completely one-way street
where I call all the shots
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and give nothing back.
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Hah. You should put that
in the job ad.
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"Job... ad"? What is a "Jobad"?
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It's a notice you're looking
for somebody to work for you.
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I see. Hmm. Yes. Job ad.
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Or as a civilised universe calls it,
"a summons to evil".
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Seriously, can't you just tell me
what you wanna show?
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Whoa.
Is this all for me?
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Uh-huh. Jim must relax for one hour.
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Is that honey almond-baked Brie...
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HE SOBS
...with little pickles?
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You appear to be leaking.
Would you like me to fix that?
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No. No. Thank you.
Jim must relax for one hour.
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Jim must relax for one hour...
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Jim must relax
for one hour or el-l-l-lse!
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And... done!
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Maybe instead of hiring a stranger
from an internet "wanted" board,
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you could do the grown-up villain
thing and apologise to R0-FL.
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Yeah. I guess I could do that. Or...
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DING
Ah! A response.
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Whoa, that was fast.
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I have been putting good energy
out into the world.
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That and atom-sized destructo-bots.
What?
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DING
Ooh! This applicant is perfect.
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She likes "yoga, The Office
and long walks on untamed paths".
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What did you post exactly?
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Oh, you know, the usual.
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Tall, dark, rogue-ish mastermind
seeks perfect match.
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Uh. Yeah.
Maybe I should write the ad instead.
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Jim, how do you feel about
using the extra kitty litter
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as a pebble path in the garden?
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Yes, sure, it will clump up
when it rains, but...
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Uh, Jim-lord is relaxing,
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so please take
your screeching demand
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for feline litter decisions
elsewhere.
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"Jim-lord"?
SHE GIGGLES
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Yes. Jim-lord. Please refrain
from polluting his calm,
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you boltless flesh troll.
Yeah. No.
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SHE GRUNTS
Wha... ? Jim?
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SHE STRAINS
Jim!
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What have you done to him?
He can't hear you now!
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Ji-i-i-i-im!
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Ooh.
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♪ Bubble wig! ♪
HE CHUCKLES
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POP MUSIC PLAYS
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Willow, Willow, Willow!
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Willow!
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Ah! The heck?
Your father is relaxing.
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Terminate your music.
What?
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Terminate your music.
Terminate your music.
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Man, this beat can't be stopped.
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Willow Isabelle Underwood,
I'll give you to the count of three.
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One... one-zero... one-one...
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OK. You force it.
MUSIC STOPS
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There.
Wow. Overreaction, much?
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What? Argh!
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All right, that's enough.
Close the books. Time to go.
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Get up. Shuffle on out. Goodbye.
What in masked mayhem are you doing?
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Reginald. Good news.
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I'm interviewing
for a new assistant.
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Pull up a chair.
Never.
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You can't kick out
our paying customers.
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HE SCOFFS
Yeah. And yet, somehow, I just did.
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Get out. What? No, Reginald,
come on! Do me a solid.
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I've sent out an ad,
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telling my potential underlings
to meet me here.
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There's probably a line-up
round the block!
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I just came from outside.
There's literally no-one there.
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Hey, Reg?
Someone's here for an interview?
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Did you finally put out an ad
so we can get time off?
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Nope. Mike here is looking for
a new assistant.
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Petey. My sworn enemy.
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I've come to apply for
the advertised assistant position.
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My resume and references.
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Civil rights attorney. You're eight.
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Oh! Illinois Senator.
This is Obama's resume.
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That's why your references
are Beyonce and Jay-Zed.
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Of course I copied a resume.
What would I put on mine?
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Rides bike?
Excels at watching cartoons?
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Petey, you don't have
the experience... or the height.
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Get lost.
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One day, I shall expose you
for the alien you are!
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Go home, baby banker. Shoo-shoo.
That was harsh.
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No, no, you don't understand.
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I hate him.
You know what?
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I think it's better for Petey, anyway.
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If he worked with you, all you'd do
is make him feel worse and worse
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until his self-esteem was nothing
more than a sad pile of mush.
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Oh.
Yes...
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Good news, Small Claims.
You're my new ro-bunderling.
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THEY LAUGH MANICALLY
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No, no, no, no. Only I laugh.
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Can I at least titter?
Sure.
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Hee-hee. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Hee-hee. Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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♪ Four-cheesy-pizz-ah
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♪ And lots of meat-zah
Call the number on the screen... ♪
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What other tricks
does the bot have up her sleeve?
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What are we gonna do?!
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I don't know!
THEY SCREAM
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Jim-lord must have silence!
I mean it!
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Get your dad. He's in the bathroom.
Dad? Dad!
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Oh, Enya.
Who can say where the day flows?
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GIGGLES
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Ah. Dad!
Oh, Dad, Dad. Here. There. Dad, Dad.
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HE YELLS
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So... are these towels cotton?
No! Bamboo.
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Oh. Soft.
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Silencio!
Oof! Mm! Mm!
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A soft, bamboo hug
shall await Jim-lord.
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You should put that
in the dryer first. He loves that.
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I said "silence"!
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MUFFLED GRUNTS
How's that? You like that? Ah-ha!
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Jim-lord,
have you completed relaxing?
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Oh, yes. Thank you so much.
Oh, that's so great.
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Ooh. Is this fresh out of the dryer?
Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
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Flower usually does that for me.
I know, but I'm doing it now.
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Ooh.
THEY LAUGH
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Hey. That tickles.
Body scan complete.
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You are not fully relaxed.
What? Yes, I am.
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Elevated heart rate detected.
No, I swear. I'm super relaxed.
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Liar, liar, trousers
in an ongoing state of combustion.
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My heart rate will drop
once I leave the steamy bathroom.
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Relaxation incomplete.
Mission incomplete.
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I cannot let you leave!
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I feel fine.
Oh, please. Get back in the tub.
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But my fingers are so wrinkly.
Get back in the tub!
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00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,960
See? There's that freaky tone
I'm talking about.
238
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,479
As requested...
Mm-hm?
239
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,959
...this is strawberry half sugar.
Mm-hm.
240
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,959
This is blueberry full sugar.
Mm-hm.
241
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:09,959
And this is the weird
242
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,959
raspberries and raw eggs recipe
you made me make.
243
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,959
Ooh!
PETEY GAGS
244
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,960
Well, finish the job. Right here.
245
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,959
SLURPS
246
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:23,959
Disgusting. Give me more. Come on.
247
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,959
SLURPS
248
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,959
Mm-hm. Ye-e-eah.
249
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,799
So, where in California
are you from?
250
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,959
The hot part.
Why do you wear a helmet?
251
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,639
Because I've got sweet style.
What do you think of humans?
252
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,959
We certainly are a tolerable
and odourless species, aren't we?
253
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:44,959
All right. You win.... this round.
Oh, and I win the next round too.
254
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,959
You see, as soon as
I'm finished with these smoothies,
255
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,959
I have a bunch of itchy
wool sweaters for you to try on.
256
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:55,959
LAUGHS MANICALLY
Come on. Let's go!
257
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,959
Give me more. Let's go...
SLURPS
258
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,999
Ooh! OK!
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
259
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,959
Who's feeling calm?
260
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,959
This guy's feeling calm,
so I'll just...
261
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,959
All right, mister,
your lying degrades both of us.
262
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:09,999
Yeah, I know.
263
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,959
You may leave
when you're successfully relaxed.
264
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,959
Please, enjoy yourself...
265
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,959
or face termination.
266
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,959
Oh, oh, oh! OK, OK!
No... No problem!
267
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,959
I'll be monitoring you.
268
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:26,959
Just gotta bring
the old heart rate down.
269
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,960
Some deep breathing should do it.
270
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,999
BEEPING
Relax immediately!
271
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,959
HE SCREAMS
Relax immediately!
272
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,960
I'm trying!
Are you?
273
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,959
Ugh, these are itchy... excellent!
274
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,960
MUFFLED SCREAMING
275
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,959
Oh, hey, guys!
276
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,960
HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
277
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,959
I guess you want to be let out?
Mm-hm!
278
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,159
And you're sure
you didn't retreat to the closet
279
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,319
so that you could shed
a layer of skin?
280
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,959
100%.
Yes.
281
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,959
Wearing the same skin
your entire lives?
282
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,959
Sweet Venus,
your species is disgusting!
283
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,959
Where's my stick? I'm about
to teach R0-FL some hockey justice.
284
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,319
Do I really have this much gear?
285
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,959
Oh, Jim wiped down
all of the kennels!
286
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,959
He bought me new notebooks
to fill my new shelves.
287
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,959
Hey! Stop appreciating Jim!
288
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:33,959
This is all his fault. He must've
performed R0-FL's system update.
289
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,959
So what if he did?
290
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,959
Oh, right. Well, erm...
291
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,959
I don't know if you remember,
but, er, I mentioned before that
292
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,960
R0-FL is
an illegally-modded kill-bot.
293
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,959
And, er, well...
294
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,639
the update returned her
to her factory settings,
295
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,959
so she's a kill-bot again.
296
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,959
THEY GASP
OK, OK. I know.
297
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,959
The title is misleading,
298
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,959
but kill-bots
don't destroy their owners.
299
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,959
Just anyone that stands
in their owners' way.
300
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,960
Yeah, we got that. That is not
the part that's tripping us up.
301
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,959
Considering
R0-FL shoved you into a closet
302
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,959
instead of splitting your carbon,
I'd say she still likes you.
303
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,959
She must remember us.
304
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,959
Well, I guess
the house is R0-FL's now.
305
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,959
What?!
Yeah...
306
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,959
We should leave before her original
programming overrides her memory.
307
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,959
I've heard good things about Utah...
308
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,959
Wait! Dad's trapped in the bathroom.
We can't abandon him.
309
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,959
Why not?
He'll die doing what he loved...
310
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,799
making sure I live.
311
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,959
Triple arm-cross?! Ugh. Fine.
312
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,960
I think I have an idea.
HE CACKLES
313
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,960
Hm...
314
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,959
R0-FL, quick! Petey Carillo
is trying to get into the house
315
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,959
to ask Jim legal briefing questions!
316
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,959
Agh! Petey Carillo!
317
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,319
Ooh, come on, let's go!
318
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,159
OK, you have a little bit of time
to save your father.
319
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,959
Or we could head to the car right
now and get a two-minute head start.
320
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,959
Did you just unleash R0-FL on Petey?
321
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,800
Yep. Two birds, one spoon.
Ha-ha, am I right?
322
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,959
Guess I'll just high-five myself, then.
323
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,960
Not the same.
324
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,959
Eliminate! Eliminate!
325
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,639
Eliminate! Eliminate!
Eliminate! Eliminate!
326
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,959
I know it looks like
I was going through your trash...
327
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,959
Not the time, Petey, not the time.
328
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,959
Eliminate! Eliminate!
329
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,959
Preparing to fire laser!
R0-FL, no!
330
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,959
Maybe R0-FL remembers us!
331
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,959
Hey, R0-FL! Please don't laser us!
We're your leggy, fleshy family!
332
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,959
Once you called me a sassy toaster.
I mean, it was mostly a compliment!
333
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,959
And you DO remember!
I remember.
334
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,959
THEY SIGH IN RELIEF
I remember.
335
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,999
I make humans go boom now.
No!
336
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,959
Car-bot, ignite engine!
337
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,959
HE GRUNTS
338
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,159
Car-bot! Drive to Utah!
339
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,960
HORN BEEPS,
HE SIGHS
340
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,959
Car-bot!
341
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,999
I'm surprised that didn't work.
R0-FL, look up how to...
342
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,960
HE SIGHS
Right.
343
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,480
Hm...
344
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,959
Mm!
345
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,960
CHEESY '80S MUSIC PLAYS
346
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,320
Ovie! Oh!
347
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,640
R0-FL!
348
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,959
R0-FL, I was wrong
to ignore you for so long.
349
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,479
I was wrong to expect
you to cater to me.
350
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,959
I was wrong to use you
as a test target for that device
351
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,959
that shot bees
made out of lightning,
352
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,960
and lightning made out of bees!
353
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:15,639
But I was right about one thing...
choosing you in the first place.
354
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,959
And now I need you to choose me.
355
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,959
Abandon that weakling, Jim,
and take me back.
356
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:27,479
I may be your overlord,
but I'm under your spell.
357
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:31,959
Main user, Jim Underwood.
Main user, Jim.
358
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,959
Override! Override!
359
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,959
Main user, Jim! Override!
Come on, old girl.
360
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,959
Main user... Main user... Overlord?!
361
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,959
Ha-ha!
Wow! Love really does heal all.
362
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,960
Bring it in.
Aw!
363
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,959
If I've said it once,
I've said it a hundred times -
364
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,640
we don't laser children, do we?!
365
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,959
You know, I thought I was done
struggling to keep you two alive.
366
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,959
I figured once you could dress
yourselves, I was all good.
367
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,960
Nope.
We're the gift that keeps on giving!
368
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,959
Weaver, care to explain
why your cousin just apologised
369
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,999
to your fancy security-bot
before zapping it with his fingers?
370
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,960
Petey, people from California
are complicated.
371
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,959
Gonna have to order some parts.
372
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,159
Thanks for coming back.
373
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,959
Ugh... So needy!
374
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,959
Could it be that you have
a soft spot for R0-FL and us?
375
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,959
Or could you not figure out
how to drive the car?
376
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,959
No... Yes!
377
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,959
You know, kids,
we need to help your father more.
378
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:48,959
Let's find him and tell him.
379
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,959
No, no, just...
just leave him alone.
380
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,959
We'll give him some time to relax.
381
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,960
Back to work.
382
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,480
Who do I talk to about getting paid?
383
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,960
Hello?!
384
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,959
Relax, Jim! Enjoy the bubbles!
385
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,959
Feel them making you relax!
386
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:17,959
You can't leave
until you've... relaxed, Jim.
387
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,959
Don't try to leave
my all-seeking gaze.
388
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,319
Where are you going?
389
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,480
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