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'You can do it all
with my Blenderous XP Blender
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'with hyper-speed drive and
detachable gasket for easy cleaning!
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'It's gorgeous, sleek and
powerful enough to blend a shoe.'
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A shoe?!
'That's right, a shoe!'
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R0-FL, I'm waiting for that blender!
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Be gentle with her.
She's mostly tape.
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Pathetic.
Don't listen to him.
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You're a very good blender.
I can feel your pulse.
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I want Dirk Dexter's
Blenderous blender.
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'And you can have the
Blenderous blender!
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'How many times have you tried
making an epic smoothie
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'only to spend two hours
cleaning up?'
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Never, Jim cleans up.
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'Or put ingredients together
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'only to find
you've made something terrible?'
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Never, that's Flower.
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'How often have you wanted
to blend everything?
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'And I mean everything.
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All the times! That's me.
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'This amazing blender can be yours
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'for just three easy payments
of $39.99!
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'Pick up the phone.'
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Not because you told me to,
Dirk, but because I want to!
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'Have your credit card ready!'
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Argh! I hate this planet!
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# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
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♪ Things were all good
Every day was the same
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♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos
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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close
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♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will
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♪ Witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal
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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
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♪ Now they got a cuz
Who's extra-terrestrial
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♪ He's super evil
And they're super good
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♪ It's Overlord
And The Underwoods. ♪
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Jim, Flower.
Give me your credit card. What? Why?
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Also, no. There's this amazing
blender on TV. I must have it.
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You have a perfect blender
from our kitchen!
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But that can't even blend a shoe!
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We're not getting you another
blender, so you can blend...
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Wait, is that why my tennis shoes
are missing?
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That's irrelevant, Jim. This blender
is life or death for me.
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You all can chew your food, but how
will I blend things so I can eat?
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I may shrivel down to Weaver's size.
I'm right here.
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We're not giving you money.
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Oi! Well, if can't eat,
you can't eat!
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Looks like you all need to talk.
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Overlord, that was uncalled for!
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This was the last pineapple
at the market. It's on the floor.
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And now you know how I feel.
Like floor pineapple.
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In the Vaultic Nebula, I took what
I wanted because I'm an Overlord.
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You don't say
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But here,
I can't just take the blender
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because there's
this annoying Earth law
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about exchanging money for goods.
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Plus, Jim banned me
from applying for credit cards.
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You ran up a debt
and collectors came to our house!
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You're still mad about that?
Lava under the bridge.
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So about this blender you're
buying me...
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You know what?
If you want this blender so badly,
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earn the money and buy it yourself!
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Eurgh. That sounds awful.
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How would I even do that?
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The same way Willow and Weaver do,
chores around the house.
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Chores?! What is chores?
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Vacuuming, scrubbing, dusting.
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And today's chore day,
so if you do some, we will pay you.
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How dare you.
I will not do an underling's job.
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I'll just have to take matters
into my own mighty fists.
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EVIL CHUCKLE
We can hear you.
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HE GROANS
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Where's your money, Willow?
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Ooh.
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HE GRUNTS
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Nuts and bolts. Oh, right.
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THEY CHUCKLE
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I'll try Weaver's.
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Where's your money?
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"Weaver, I am taking your money.
I regret nothing. Overlord."
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HE LAUGHS
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Sometimes I forget how amazing I am.
Still need that dough.
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There are the new running
shoes and dumbbells I want.
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I'm saving up, but my chore money
isn't going to cover it.
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So, I need a part-time job.
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A job? Why don't you just work
more hours at the animal rescue?
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A job I like will help me
save up for things I need.
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Besides, I don't like the way the
ferrets look at me. It's so judgy.
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I don't know, Will.
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You have a lot on your plate.
A job is more responsibility.
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Guys, I can handle it!
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Interrupting this BORING
conversation to announce,
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Jim, Flower, I will take you up
on your offer to do chores.
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But only the coolest ones.
Really? Seriously?
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Overlord broke my stuff and trashed
my room.
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I just finished cleaning. Relax.
You should see Willow's room. What?!
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ALL TALK AT ONCE
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Stop!
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We have an announcement.
We do?
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I was saving this for later,
but we are taking the day off
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and going to this
meditation retreat.
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Yeah. We are?
Yes.
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Willow, you think you're responsible
enough to have a job?
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You're now in charge
of Weaver and Overlord.
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What? I didn't want that job!
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Don't think you can handle it?
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I can handle it. Great!
Everyone get your chores done.
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You have our numbers,
keep an eye on Overlord,
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we'll return in three
blissful hours! We will?
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Keep up, Jim.
OK.
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OK. See you later. Goodbye.
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OK, can we just skip the chores
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and you hand me
three easy payments of $39.99?
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We'll divide and conquer.
The chores will be done in no time
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and we can do whatever
we want the rest of the day!
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Earth chores should be easy, right?
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Wash my gloves after, eurgh!
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Laundry's done!
That has to be about...
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$86.40.
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Onto the next chore.
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Oh!
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Whoa.
He finally did something right.
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Wait, something looks off.
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I can't believe he...
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I had to take my Holograph Displayer
out of storage and clean it.
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Thing was filthy.
All right, done, done, did it,
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done it, did. OK, good.
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That should come out to... $168.32.
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I knew I'd be good at this.
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My horsie goes, "Good morning."
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My horsie also says, "Good Morning."
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Does too!
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Well, my other horsie comes along
and says...
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HE GASPS
Welcome to Calm & Get It Studio.
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I am Zsen, which is my name
and also a state of mind,
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and this is my soul's match.
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Greetings. Love and light.
I'm Azul Azure.
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Azul is Spanish for blue,
so your name is...
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Blue Blue.
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Oh, I never thought of that.
Yes.
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Flower,
are you sure you want to...? Yeah.
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This flyer came in the mail.
Half-off coupon?
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Yes.
Oh, lovely.
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We're so delighted to welcome you
as our first ever customers.
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First? Didn't you open a month ago?
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Yes. It's been a little... calm.
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Or as we like to say
in meditation... calm.
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OK.
Excuse us one second.
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Honey, I don't know about this...
Let's try something new.
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Release the stress.
Plus, half-off coupon, yeah!
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Look, either we stay here
and meditate or we go back home
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to chores and kids, and Overlord.
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Let's meditate.
Yeah.
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Good man.
Oh! Ha-ha.
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OK,
I've completed the menial chores.
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I demand payment, Willow.
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According to my calculations,
you owe me...
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305 Earth dollars and 19 cents!
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I'm going to get two blenders
and see if one can blend the other.
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No way!
You did none of the chores properly.
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And, dude, your math is bad.
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Mom and Dad left $10 for each of us.
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But since we had to redo
all the chores you did,
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and you raided my piggy bank,
you get none dollars.
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What?! None dollars.
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At this rate, I'll never have
three easy payments of $39.99!
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That's not MY responsibility.
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HE GRUNTS
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What do we do now?
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Jim and Flower are gone
and I have a blender to purchase.
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You know what this means, R0-FL?
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House par-tay
with the other appliances?
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It's time for me to take it to the
next level and get some real money.
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EVIL LAUGH
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HE CHUCKLES
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How much money do you make
from this beverage stall?
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Enough to buy a new telescope. Why?
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I want it.
The telescope?
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The stall, child.
No.
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All right.
How about a friendly barter?
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I have this...
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I took it from Jim's
"do not touch" section
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of the basement.
There's a tall man on it.
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That's a Michael Jordan
limited edition card.
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Only 23 ever made!
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Whatever those words mean.
Are you interested?
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Are you sure you want to...?
Fine.
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I'll even throw in
the shiny plastic case.
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Do we have a deal?
HE GIGGLES
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OVERLORD LAUGHS
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Willow!
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I just got a notification
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from our neighbourhood
buy and sell newsletter.
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Why is Petey selling dad's limited
edition Michael Jordan card online
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for a zillion dollars?
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"Get your sugared sour water here."
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Also, Overlord has
a lemonade stand on our driveway.
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What!?
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Buy more!
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With every tenth purchase comes
a free Underwood family car!
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Does the car have a cup holder
for my lemonade?
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No! He's kidding, he's kidding!
What are you doing?!
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I'm giving sugared sour water
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to these gullible humans
in exchange for money.
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Shut it down now.
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Sorry, guys. Business is closed.
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Wait, wait, wait.
It's closed. Closed.
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No, no, no, no!
No. My money!
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Stop scheming, OK?
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My parents are expecting me
to be responsible.
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Give Petey back his stand, and get
Dad's Michael Jordan card back.
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It's worth a lot of money.
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Huh, that piece of cardboard?
Yes.
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How much money?
OK, no. Don't you dare.
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Go! I'm watching you.
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Urgh!
Don't even think about it.
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Argh!
Oh, my... Oh, my God.
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Now, settle your souls, everyone.
Settle your souls.
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Settle your souls.
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All right, we're going to begin
with our calming meditation, yes?
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All right.
Now, please, close your eyes
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and just think about
all the things...
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that stress you out.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Did you just open a new business?
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Not sure how you will pay
your overheads?
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Did your webmaster just quit?
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Thanks for nothing, Mom.
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But you know, your problems...
your problems, just let them go.
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Why?
Let it go and breathe.
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Breathe, breathe, breathe.
Breathe, breathe. Breathe, breathe.
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THEY EXHALE
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Flower?
Yeah.
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This isn't working.
How long have we been meditating?
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I think about two minutes.
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And all this silence
is making me think,
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"Hey, what are the kids up to?"
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And what do you think
adult Weaver is gonna be like?
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I think he'll be an accountant
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and do slam poetry
on the weekends...
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Sorry, did you say
your son's an accountant?
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Cos we desperately need one.
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Can we leave?
Yeah.
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00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,319
Oh, no. No, no, no. No, please.
Oh! Oh!
246
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,959
Did you not like the meditation?
247
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,999
Sorry, it just wasn't for us.
248
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,799
I-Is it possible to get a refund?
Yeah.
249
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,960
Sorry, your refund window expired
as soon as you closed your eyes.
250
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,799
Love and light.
251
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,959
If the meditation wasn't for you,
252
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,999
then we do have other calming
activities that can help de-stress.
253
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,959
Unless...
you're not good at being calm?
254
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:19,159
Ah!
Ha-ha, I am GREAT at being calm, OK?
255
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,799
So let's do another activity.
256
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,959
Flower!
257
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,959
'You can have
the Blenderous blender!'
258
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,959
You know, I'm nailing this whole
"being responsible" thing.
259
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,959
Pancakes for lunch? Totally!
260
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:34,959
Ah, Willow,
is this worth 200 Earth dollars
261
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:35,959
or 300 Earth dollars?
262
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,479
That's my recorder from fifth grade!
263
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,959
Ah, so negative Earth dollars.
264
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,959
R0-FL, what is Overlord up to?
265
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:43,959
Cannot compute,
266
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,959
but definitely not Overlord
setting up a garage sale
267
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,959
What?!
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
268
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,999
Overlord, these are our things!
269
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,639
And this is Granny's urn!
270
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,959
It's a vase.
It was filled with dirt.
271
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:57,959
Was?
272
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,959
I might sell the dirt separately.
HE CHUCKLES
273
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,959
How's that for business savvy?
Oh! Got her! All safe.
274
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,960
Putting granny back in the urn
and away from Overlord.
275
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,959
Sorry. So sorry.
None of these things are for sale.
276
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,959
Hey, that's my journal!
You're ruining my business!
277
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,959
Shut this down.
No lemonade stands or garage sales!
278
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,959
Urgh. Willow, do you think
we should call Mom and Dad?
279
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,799
No, no, I can handle this, OK?
280
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,959
Overlord,
I cannot believe I'm saying this,
281
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,959
but go to your attic! Now! Go!
282
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:31,959
Fine. But not because you told me
to, Willow, because I want to!
283
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:32,960
Flourish!
284
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,959
I have tried everything
to make a quick Earth buck,
285
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,960
and Willow's squelched
every endeavour.
286
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,159
Hm.
287
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,639
If only this were Dirk Dexter's
Blenderous XP Blender
288
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,959
with hyper-speed drive
289
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,479
and detachable gasket
for easy cleaning.
290
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,319
Your blender
just needs a little love.
291
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,960
Everything eventually
needs an upgrade, right?
292
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:57,959
What's going on?
293
00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,959
R0-FL, sometimes,
you're a decent assistant.
294
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,959
OK.
That's exactly what I'll do!
295
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,959
I'll make a better blender
and sell it for a ton of money!
296
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,959
Because I have something
Dirk Dexter doesn't have.
297
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,959
A decent assistant who's
fast becoming your best friend?
298
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,479
No, you bag of bolts.
299
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,800
Even better.
HE CHUCKLES EVILLY
300
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,959
Whoa, easy.
301
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,959
HE EXHALES
That would have been a disaster.
302
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:29,959
The tactile sensory therapy room
will provide relaxation
303
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:34,959
as you feel the walls
in calming darkness.
304
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,959
Uh, darkness?
305
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,960
We will provide soothing music
for you as well.
306
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,959
Flower?
Yeah?
307
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:48,159
This room is strange, OK?
Even our dreams can't get in.
308
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,959
Hon, we cannot get our money back,
so we might as well breathe
309
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:56,959
and relax and just feel
how soft the walls are!
310
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,159
Ooh, OK. Oh, yeah, this is...
this is nice. Yeah.
311
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,999
It's kind of like being wrapped
in a gigantic fluffy towel.
312
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,959
FLOWER GIGGLES
Oof! Sorry, I bumped into you.
313
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,959
Huh? I'm on the other side
of the room.
314
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,959
Then... who did I bump into?
315
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,960
THEY YELL
316
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,959
What are you doing in here
with us?
317
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,959
Oh, we provide the calming music.
And I like the darkness.
318
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,959
This is the creepiest retreat,
319
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,959
and I have done a brief stint
on a rutabaga commune, OK?
320
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,959
I know the one, off Highway 60?
321
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,799
With Colin.
Yes, we love Colin.
322
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,959
OK, we're leaving.
323
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,799
Wait, wait! We're sorry
if the experience wasn't ideal.
324
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,959
We're working out the kinks.
325
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,959
We're new to the town,
326
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,959
we're looking for some customers
and some friends.
327
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,319
Oh, we tried too hard.
Oh, please stay.
328
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,799
There's just so much to experience
at Calm And Get It Studios!
329
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,959
Yoga, painting, blindfolded archery.
330
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,959
OK, fine. One more activity.
331
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,959
But no more dark rooms, OK?
332
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,959
And definitely no blindfolded
archery. That does not sound safe.
333
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,999
You know, I have the perfect
activity for two busy professionals,
334
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,479
such as yourselves,
to cleanse your body and your soul.
335
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,960
XYLOPHONE RINGS
336
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,959
Hey, Weaves, got your text.
What's up?
337
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,799
I didn't text you.
338
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,959
Huh?
It is I who messaged Bebop.
339
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,959
And it is I who has something
to show you!
340
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,959
Uh-oh. You both are familiar
with basic human technology
341
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:21,959
and seem to have no lives.
342
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,959
I have a job for you.
Overlord, what are you up to?
343
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,960
Follow me and find out!
344
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,959
What's going on?
345
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,959
I'm going to shoot
my very own infomercial
346
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:38,959
and make a zillion Earth dollars,
thanks to my new...
347
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,959
OverBlender 1000!
With Dark Matter Technology.
348
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,799
Galaxy patent pending.
349
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,959
The what now?
There's a blender situation.
350
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,999
Now, Weaver, you will
operate the camera as I speak.
351
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,959
And make sure you get my good side.
352
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,959
Which side is...?
Every side is my good side!
353
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,959
Benjo, you'll press play
as I make my entrance. Yes!
354
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,959
R0-FL...
Me?
355
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,959
You will be my adoring audience.
356
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,960
Oh!
SHE PLAYS APPLAUSE
357
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,479
{\an8}Introducing the best blender
in seven galaxies,
358
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,959
{\an8}the OverBlender 1000
with Dark Matter Technology!
359
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,959
{\an8}It's unlike any other blender
on Earth! Watch this!
360
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,959
{\an8}A shoe! A fish!
361
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,960
{\an8}Ah, some bananas!
Right, and here we go!
362
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,959
OK.
363
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,959
Huh? What's happening?
It's all part of the process.
364
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,959
{\an8}Oh, no. This is not good.
You think?
365
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,639
{\an8}Well, that there, folks,
366
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,959
{\an8}is a signature dark-matter
gravitational pull kicking in.
367
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,960
Ha-ha-ha! There's nothing
it won't suck up and blend!
368
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,479
Whoa!
Whoa!
369
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,960
Willow!
370
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,959
HE SIGHS
371
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,959
Finally, an activity
that is relaxing.
372
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:01,959
Right? This Mindful Spatial Detoxing
is actually quite calming.
373
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,960
Maybe this place isn't so bad.
Yeah. Hm.
374
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,959
Wait a second. We're doing chores!
375
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:16,959
What? No! We're mindfully...
Doing chores!
376
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,959
But why does it feel so good?
377
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,959
This is exactly what we wanted
to get away from! You...
378
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,959
You are making us do
the centre's chores, aren't you?
379
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,959
No, what?
380
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,959
Just a titch.
381
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,959
OK, fine. We can't afford
to pay for help, or for friends.
382
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,959
Do you play pickle ball?
Because we're...
383
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,999
FLOWER GRUNTS
Argh!
384
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,960
No, we are leaving this time,
for real. Jim!
385
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,959
You know, you could just...
386
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,960
Jim!
387
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,959
What is happening?
388
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,960
The blender
is sucking up everything!
389
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,959
It's got some design flaws!
390
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,959
Jerry! I thought I lost you!
391
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,959
Willow, help!
Overlord, hit the off button!
392
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,959
There isn't one. What?!
Are you kidding me?! Come on!
393
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,959
When I upgraded it,
something had to be sacrificed!
394
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,319
Willow,
when are Mom and Dad coming home?
395
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,959
It's been three hours, so any
minute. Hang on, they'll save us!
396
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,959
I'm trying!
397
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,960
Ah, home sweet home.
398
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,479
So it looks like all we needed
was a calm drive to decompress.
399
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,999
And a little retail therapy.
Mm.
400
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,799
Should we go in?
No, no, no. Let's just...
401
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,959
Let's just wait a minute.
Just enjoy the peace and quiet.
402
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,960
It won't be the end of the world,
you know?
403
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,959
Oh! Whoa!
What is going on?!
404
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,959
Overlord, what did you do?!
405
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,960
Argh! Willow, help!
406
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,960
Oh.
OVERLORD CHUCKLES
407
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:23,159
Willow saved the day.
Oh. Ha-ha!
408
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,960
Guys?!
What? You told me to vacuum!
409
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,959
I swear the house was super tidy
410
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,959
before Overlord decided to charge up
his ridiculous dark-matter blender.
411
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,959
We believe you. We should've known
he would pull something.
412
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,959
I'm impressed with how you used
your protective instincts
413
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,159
to figure things out.
414
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,639
It's a great skill to have
for when you get that part-time job.
415
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,959
OK, but never leave us
with Overlord again. Ever.
416
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,799
Like never.
Oh, no.
417
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,960
I'm glad to see everyone is enjoying
their dinner of solid foods.
418
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,639
HE SLURPS
419
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,959
Mmm. My favourite pizza topping.
420
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,959
Passive aggressiveness.
421
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,959
We got something while we were out.
422
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,959
Oh! You got me a new blender!
423
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,959
We bought it for the whole family,
which you're welcome to use.
424
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,959
Heh-heh. Wait. This'll won't even
blend Jim's second tennis shoe.
425
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,959
Wait, my second tennis...?
Fine. we can take it...
426
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,959
No, no, no! No. No. I will make do!
427
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,959
Heh-heh-heh. I love you.
I love you, I love you, I love you!
428
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,960
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