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Mee-may-mah-moo. Mee-may-mah-moo. CLEARS THROAT

The principled principal put pepper on a peanut.

BELL RINGS It's showtime!

Stand back, it's about to get real.

FEEDBACK SQUEALS

'Good morning.'

TAKES A BREATH

'Good morning!'

Wow.

Weaver? Are you...

...conscious?

WEAVER BREATHES SHAKILY

BREATHING CONTINUES He is literally dying.

This isn't embarrassing at all

'Easy, buddy. Easy.'

You're an eagle... in the wind.

Coast.

Put me in, Foxcotton! I was born for this!

Scabitty-bop-bop-be-day! Good morning, Ryan Reynolds High!

How the morning announcements gig go?

Terrible, I totally panicked!

OVERLORD LAUGHS

You... You... CONTINUES LAUGHING

# The Underwoods The fam of the hour

♪ Hallow Bay's finest Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower

♪ Things were all good Every day was the same

♪ Then, ding-dong Their lives all changed... ♪

Overlord! ♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos

♪ Sold out his boss Cos the space feds were too close

♪ No more running round Crushing lives at will

♪ It's witness protection That's the deal

♪ A fall from grace For someone so celestial

♪ Now they got a cuz Who's extra-terrestrial

♪ He's super evil And they're super good

♪ It's Overlord And The Underwoods. ♪

R0-FL, play me something I can dance to, something crunchy.

Honey, don't talk to her like she's your phone.

It's fine, Overlord never wants to dance, only maim!

That's true. HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

Ugh, R0-FL, can you please end me?

You got it, girl! WHIRRING

Whoa! I was just kidding!

Uh, so was I. Ha-ha-ha!

You are in a good mood!

Well, actually, we both are,

cos tomorrow is our fave day of the year!

Bring Your Daughter To Work Day!

Yeah, this is the tenth year in a row Willow gets to rip it up

with her pops at Jojo Renault's pro bono.

Ooh, fun fact, it's actually called

Take Your Gender Non-specific Child To Work Day now,

so technically, Weaver could just...

Don't drag me into this, I got my own problems.

OVERLORD LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

You've been laughing for two hours. Are you done?

Ah. Yes... for now.

What is going on?

Weaver was supposed to do the morning announcements.

It was Apocalypse bad.

I don't know what happened. I felt great, then I heard myself...

Do I really sound like a nervous turkey?

That's what it is! I was trying to place it!

Ha, so perfect!

Gobble gobble. LAUGHS

You have a great voice

for someone who hasn't fully gone through puberty yet.

Mom! Do we have to go there?

Puberty is natural. When Willow got her...

BLENDER WHIRRS

INAUDIBLE

WHIRRING STOPS

Listen, we all know Weaver's voice is weak and boring,

like diet ginger ale.

He knows it, we know it, diet ginger ale knows it,

but I accept the challenge.

What challenge?

I will teach the nervous turkey to be a mighty fowl!

I will show him how to speak like a ruler!

You never help people, so what's the catch?

Well, Weaver and I hang out a lot,

and if people think he's a loser, then they'll think...

Oh, that you're a loser, too?

What? OVERLORD SCOFFS

No. They'll think that I hang out with losers.

Well, whatever the reason, I'll take the help. Thanks, man.

Mm-hm.

SLURPING

Oh, yes. Meatloaf, smooth.

WEAVER EXHALES

Now give me your deepest, most commanding voice. Go!

CLEARS THROAT I am Weaver, and I am...

Weaver!

Whoa! Did you hear that? I can still feel my larynx humming.

That was pathetic.

Watch, learn. OVERLORD INHALES

Check this out... RUMBLING

OK, I get it! I get it!

RUMBLING STOPS Ugh, that might've been too deep.

What's this?

OVERLORD LAUGHS What's this? Take a Hike?

That's private! Why?

See, this is your problem!

This is why you froze, so afraid of making a mistake.

Me, I start talking even before I know why or what exactly.

The sandwich. That makes no sense.

Exactly, but I said it confidently, and now you want a sandwich.

I... I do.

Now, read the story aloud to me. It's not ready.

Neither is this, no, no... Ugh, come on, let's go.

...inactive protagonist, needs an ending.

Silence! Oh!

Repeat after me! Resistance is futile.

Resistance is futile.

Dos burritos, por favor.

OK, this is sad. OK, this is sad.

Stop that! I shall return momentarily.

I have an idea.

Wait, is this like that time you told me to wait somewhere

and you never came back?

DISTANT FOOTSTEPS Overlord?

SIGHS He'll be back.

Aren't you, like, 100 years too old to go to work with your father?

I don't wanna go, but Dad is crazy excited.

He printed the form, signed it, and handed it in,

and I was like, "I guess we're still doing this."

Aw! Who's your little friend? Aw, you noticed.

This is the new love of my life, Hedgehammer.

We rescued her from the worst kind of person.

Who? Disgruntled violinist.

She deserves way better.

A guy named Rick is coming to adopt her tomorrow,

and he better be nice, or I'm gonna rip his heart out!

You fully don't see the irony, do you?

I knew you'd come back. And you brought me a burrito!

I brought myself TWO burritos. This is for you, speak into it.

What is it?

It's a voice modulator. I've had it for ages.

It will help you sound POWERFUL.

DEVICE BEEPS

This is my voice. My voice is so cool!

Hey! Ha-ha. Opening soon in a theatre near you.

I know, I'm a genius. But wait, isn't this cheating?

Oh, Weaver, I've cheated a lot, and trust me, I know cheating,

and this isn't it.

You're just enhancing your voice.

It's basically a... saucy microphone.

Saucy microphone. Yeah, that's not cheating.

Thanks, Ovi. BUZZING

Ah. Ah! Ugh!

That's on you.

SLURPING

BELL RINGS

Weave it to achieve it! How are you?

Oh, much better, thanks.

Great! And no pressure, just in case.

Connor? Ready and waiting.

Back off, Connor, I got this. WEAVER SCOFFS

EXHALES, DEVICE BEEPS

Good morning, Ryan Reynolds High.

These are your morning announcements.

'A reminder to anyone going on the museum trip...'

...signed forms and money should be in by tomorrow.

Currently, we have zero forms and three buses booked.

Lastly, the boys varsity volleyball team

could use your support tonight

as they take on Gosling High in the annual Battle Of The Ryans.

Go, Rams!

Nobody needs you! Oh! Whatever!

Principal Foxcotton... Ah!

What in the world?

Thanks, bud. I'll take it from here.

What did you do? Evil?

You used my morning announcement to hatch one of your evil plans,

didn't you? I did.

I thought you were actually helping me.

I wasn't. The device I gave you was more than a modulator.

It's a hypnotiser. I call it the Do What I Say Device,

or DWIS for short.

DWIS has more syllables than "do what I say". It's not shorter.

Quiet. I use the DWIS to bring... Blah!

Now you've got me caught up on syllables.

Bottom line, I've used the device on dozens of planets.

Works like a charm, but only on adults.

So, you hypnotised all the teachers in my school?!

Whoa, whoa, I didn't do it, YOU did.

They'll follow the commands

of anyone who speaks through the DW... Blah...

You get it. The thing!

Wait, so all I have to do is tell them to un-hypnotise themselves!

Yoink! Oh, sorry, continue, you were saying?

Foxcotton, remove Weaver.

Very funny. Uh...

Wait, what?

Wait, Principal Foxcotton, don't... It's me!

Overlord, you still didn't tell me why!

Oh, didn't I?

Well, I guess we'll just have to keep it a se...

...secret.

Wait for me to finish my sentence, Foxy guy.

Morning, Ms Mollison. Meet our new lawyer. LOL.

Good morning, LOL. Welcome.

Oh, no, I was just kidding, this is my daughter.

Her name is Willow, and she's here for Take Your Daughter To Work Day.

The joke worked better when I was nine. Of course.

MS MOLLISON LAUGHS New lawyer!

THEY LAUGH Always slays.

LAUGHTER STOPS Ah, all right, see ya.

MS MOLLISON CHUCKLES

Oh, she is way too old for this.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

'Attention all adults, teachers, staff,'

and that one senior who comes back every year to play football.

'I am I am Over... ton, Overton, of the school board.

'I order you to meet in the auditorium.

'I've prepared a special presentation

'that will be livestreamed at 1:30pm.

'Students, watching this presentation is mandatory,

'but until 1:30, I couldn't care less what you ingrates do.

'Overton of the school board, out!'

INDISTINCT CHATTER No, no, no, no!

WEAVER SPLUTTERS

That school board guy, Overlord, right?

Yep. Well, who'd he zap?

No-one. He hypnotised the teachers for some reason.

We have to stop him. Absolutely.

Or... Or?

...this could be the best day in the history of schools.

We deserve a little break. Uh, do we?

When school's cancelled because of the snow,

you don't wonder what evil motivations the snow has,

you take the W!

So... free day?

Free day! Whoo! CHEERING

Free day, everyone! Free day!

And she is mine.

W-W-Wait. Just a few more pages.

Sign these and then the physical tests.

Physical tests?

We are going to rehearse this over and over until it's perfect.

This time we're going to try it without scripts.

Places, everyone! From the top!

Move, move, move! Quickly, quickly, quickly!

All right, good, and... action!

Don't I know you from somewhere?

I've forgotten everything.

No. No, no, no, no!

Take five, everyone.

Pressburger, not you.

Stand over there and try and lick your elbow.

Ha! Classic.

Foxcotton, get me a slushy from the lounge!

Quicker, quicker!

The wrong way, fool! It's that way!

Shouldn't you two be at a learning institution?

School? Ha, no. Why, did someone say something?

Ha! We're done for. Run.

No! Ha!

We have a spare. Uh-huh.

Will you relax?

Can we do something else,

maybe back at school, where our parents think we are?

You know what I would like to do? Make a film.

If only my best friend who has journals full of stories

will actually let us film one.

Yeah, shooting a film would be cool.

What?

Urgh. Why are boys so garbage at understanding looks?

She wants you to finish writing something so you can film it.

What he said.

So, uh, this is where my pens go, blue and black.

Oh, and these little red rebels like to chill in here

with the highlighters.

"Hey, what up, dawg?" "Nuttin', just cold chillin'."

Oh, what's this?

Oh, uh, this is one of my cases.

A factory was tainting the water supply

of a community I'm representing.

We got them to stop but we had to go after them for...

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Jojo!

Hey, Mr Renault! Look who's here. Nice to see you again, Willow.

I'm so sorry, but I need to snag your dad for an emergency meeting.

Do you mind hanging with the other kids? Well, we were...

Good stuff! Jim.

And I've hit rock bottom.

Want to jump rope? I was wrong.

NOW I've hit rock bottom.

PHONE BUZZES

Hey, Danya. Call instead of text? What's wrong?

You're missing the most epic day. Everything got cancelled.

The teachers are doing a presentation.

I'm literally calling you from the main office.

Did you know that there's a slushy machine in the teacher's lounge?

Whoo-hoo! What? I'm on my way.

Cover for me? No.

SIGHS

This is fun. I wish Overlord was in charge everyday.

No, this is how he operates.

Something bad's gonna happen, I just don't know what yet.

Maybe you've finally had a positive influence on him.

Retracted.

Hey. And that's how you read a look.

Um, guys, shouldn't you kids be at school,

learning geography, or math, or something other than the arts?

Because why should creativity

be a part of anyone's educational foundation? Hm?

Wow, zero to soapbox in four seconds.

They have a spare. Ah.

Students! Get ready for the story of the century.

A gripping tale of a young man who's confronted by a bully -

his own insecurity.

Hm, I think it's a play. Feels kind of familiar.

And now, without further ado, we present to you,

an Overton of the School Board production,

Take a Hike!

Written by Weaver Underwood.

That's me! I written that!

Aren't you coming?

Meet you there. I'm a gonna buy these first.

I have to go all the way back to school by myself?

It's at the end of the block. Urgh.

Today's the day. Totes gonna jump that ramp.

Not if I can help it.

You look familiar. Do I know you from someplace?

The name's Yourin,

Yourin Security.

Ha! Your In-security.

Ha! I get it!

Write a joke. Fail me and perish.

Overlord! Weavy, what are you doing back here?

You're gonna miss the battle scene.

Don't you "Weave" me! You had no right to take my story.

This is showbiz, my man. You're only as good as the last thing you stole.

DRAMATIC MUSIC

Show's over! I release you all!

What's happening? Where am I?

Delay that. Finish the play!

You can't jump that thing. Your legs are too short.

You sound like a nervous turkey.

ZAP

Overlord! Nope.

ZAP Give it to me!

Carmela, put that sword do...

Holy cow. I have one, too.

You're ruining everything!

Can someone please explain to me... ZAP

...how you're gonna stop me from jumping this sweet ramp?

Urgh! My feed hole!

ZAP, OVERLORD CHOKES

Oh, are you OK?

OVERLORD GIGGLES

Why is this necessary?

Because caring for an animal is a marathon, not a sprint.

Don't worry, you've only got 23 more miles left to go.

I can't. I cannot. It's too much.

Oh, would you like a nice risotto with that whine?

I seriously can't have her?

No, you're literally unfit.

I failed you, Hedgy. I'm sorry.

I've just been so lonely since my dog Dudley

went to the great dog park in the sky.

I would have loved a friend like you, but...

if I'm not right, I'm not right, so...

goodbye, sweet...

You can have her. She's yours.

You've passed.

But... But I thought...

It was a test within the test.

Pet adoption is layered.

You can have Hedgehammer. Just tag me in any pics you post.

Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you.

OK, Willow, meeting's over. Willow?

The big kid went back to school. Big kid? You mean Willow?

Yeah, the one who should never have been here in the first place.

She left to go do grown-up stuff, drive cars, pay taxes...

Oh, man. I messed up. Yeah, you did.

Give it up, Weaver. I'm too fast!

And I have the grace of a gaz... Argh!

Overlord!

Listen, bud, you've got everything wrong.

So, you didn't steal my story to show the entire school?

Listen, bud, you've got SOME of it wrong.

Let's just go back inside and watch the rest of the show.

Give me that!

Argh!

SYNTH ROCK MUSIC

Hey, your insecurity...

Take a hike!

Magnificent!

Ha! This isn't funny!

You went way too far this time. I'm never gonna forgive you for...

DISTANT APPLAUSE

What's that sound?

Shall we?

They... liked it?

Of course they did. Your story's amazing.

That was my plan all along.

I wanted you to see how good you are.

You don't need to hide your stories in that pitiful desk graveyard.

Get out there!

Whoo-hoo! Weaves, that was so good.

Honestly, that hit me in the feels.

And that self-doubt was served!

Brill.

Tomorrow, I'll be your nemesis again,

but for now, you done good, kid.

Ooh, a nod

An actual thank you would be appreciated.

Thanks, Ovi. You owe me.

Weaver! What happened, what I miss?

Was it epic? It was epic, wasn't it?

Fun's over, students.

Everyone, back to class!

The whole school loved it, all thanks to Overlord.

Yeah. No.

I'm not buying that Overlord did something selfless.

What's your angle?

Angle? Ha! I'm offended.

Don't you goodie blue shoes always want me to be nice?

Can't you just be proud of me?

I'm proud of you, Overlord. No-one asked you, Jim.

I'm gonna let Connor do the morning announcements. He needs it more.

Besides, Bebe and I are gonna start filming my stories.

Mission accomplished!

I didn't see the whole thing, but the ending was cool.

Good job, little bro.

Wait. I thought you were with your dad.

I was, but then I sort of played hooky and went to school.

A child of mine played hooky and WENT to school?

What dimension is this?

I'm really sorry, Dad. I definitely didn't want to be there

but I should have just talked to you about it.

I get it.

Well, NOW I get it.

You're not my little girl any more.

But I still want to hang out with you, so...

I found something else that we could do.

Two tickets to the ball game tomorrow?

I love you, Daddy!

Urgh. I hate basketball.

I mean, cover your knees! Am I right?

Urgh.

Well, it sounds like I'm not the only one

to let go of something today.

I said goodbye to Hedgehammer.

Aww. I'm sorry, Mom.

Thank you. Thanks, honey.

Who's Hedgehammer?

I have no idea.

And why are you whispering?

Anyway, ha, we have all had quite a day today, haven't we?

So, um, I'm gonna turn in.

Ha! OK, enjoy the rest of your meals.

I'll see you all tomorrow morning.

Ha! Sleep well!

Here we go.

Vortex spin! A-ha!

OVERLORD CHUCKLES

Argh! Come on, Jerry!

OVERLORD GRUNTS

Gather round, let's go.

Now that Weaver's distracted making his movies,

we can get to work.

These are blueprints for a micro space shuttle

with lightspeed capabilities.

If you IDIOTS get it right,

I'll be back to my normal life in no time!

Ha-ha!

Uh...

I was expecting some sort of reaction.

No? Nothing?

OK. Let's get to work!

Foxcotton, fetch me the solar panels from outside.

But lift with your knees. They're heavy.

Pressburger, elbow.

Ha-ha!

Ha! It gets me every time.

Ha-ha!

Ah...

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