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I do not wanna play basketball
for family night, Willow.
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That's cos you can't shoot.
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Well, maybe if you
finally taught me.
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Why not teach a horse how to fly?
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That is a terrible analogy, because
a flying horse would be awesome.
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OK, first of all,
no-one is going anywhere
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until we're done
cleaning the kitchen.
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Also, this is a dessert fork,
NOT a salad fork.
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What if the Queen was visiting?
We would be humiliated!
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And why would the Queen visit us?
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She's not going to
if our forks are in disarray.
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{\an8}Guys, guys!
Here is my family night suggestion.
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{\an8}Art!
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{\an8}I would love to work on
my most recent piece.
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{\an8}What happened to your painting?
It was coming along so nicely.
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I didn't think it was good enough,
so I painted over it
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so I could start fresh.
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That canvas is looking
kinda thick, Mom.
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How many times
have you repainted it?
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27.
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Ooh, know what would be super fun?
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If we all reorganise
the kitchen together.
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No!
Hard pass. Do you hate this family?
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All right! Listen up, nerd-gerds.
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Tonight is movie night.
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And we shall be watching
my favourite Earth movie...
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BLENDER WHIRRS,
HE CHUCKLES
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...Titanic!
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You've been watching that movie
on repeat for weeks.
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Yes! And it still makes me laugh!
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CHUCKLES
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# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
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♪ Things were all good
Every day was the same
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♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos
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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close
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♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will
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♪ Witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal
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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
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♪ Now they got a cuz
Who's extra-terrestrial
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♪ He's super evil
And they're super good
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{\an8}♪ It's Overlord
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And The Underwoods. ♪
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{\an8}Weaves, my man. You wanna watch
the Titanic go down with me, right?
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{\an8}I've told you so many times,
I'm never gonna watch that movie
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{\an8}with you again. Remember?
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{\an8}I remember nothing you say
because you're boring.
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{\an8}You can learn something
about storytelling
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{\an8}from that Jimmy Cameron kid.
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{\an8}It's OK. We obviously
can't agree on an activity,
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{\an8}so we're just
gonna do our own things.
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{\an8}What?! No. We're gonna watch
my movie on the big screen!
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{\an8}You know when I first heard
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{\an8}that you all do family night
every Saturday,
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{\an8}I thought it was
the lamest thing ever.
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{\an8}But that was before I saw Jim
in his short shorts. Hey.
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Yet, I've learned that
you're a tight-knit unit
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because you spend time together
as a family,
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even when it annoys you.
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He's right.
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Sometimes you have to do something
that you might not want to do
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because it means you get
to spend time together as a family.
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So, let's all go watch a boat
smash into some ice in 4k!
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Or how about this?
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We could all watch my favourite game
show, Just Lightning Rounds!
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Love that show!
Chuck Drysdale's hair is amazing.
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His hair IS terrific.
Yeah, that's a great idea, R0-FL!
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Well, that settles it.
We'll do that.
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What, what...? NO!
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If you use the big screen TV
to watch some moron host a game,
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how will I be able to watch
other morons flop to their deaths
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in freezing cold water?
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Sometimes, you might need to do
something you might not wanna do,
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because it means you get to spend
time together as a family.
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Why would he say
such a ridiculous thing?
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'60 seconds to name
as many marsupials as you can,
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'starting now!'
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I learned this at school.
Um... C'mon, Dad.
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ALL TALK AT ONCE
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TV TURNS OFF
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We were watching that!
Overlord!
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We're missing the best part!
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Now I'll never know
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if a koala is a marsupial
or just an adorable bear!
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Silence, fools!
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Since no-one can agree
on what to watch...
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Um, we did agree. We're watching
Just Lightning Rounds.
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Since no-one can agree
on what to watch,
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how about a games night?!
No way.
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There is a reason
we stopped game night.
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Yeah, you kind of always ruined it.
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Looks like your hotel was destroyed
in a, er, earthquake!
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Oh, well, would you look at that?
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Looks like your space army
was destroyed in an earthquake!
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A River Runs Through It.
Ooh, Bridge on the River Kwai.
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Braveheart, it's Braveheart!
Yes, it's Braveheart.
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Yes!
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HE CHUCKLES
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Earthquake!
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This time will be different.
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ONO? I've never heard of it.
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That's because I made this one
just for you guys.
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I have to say, my ol' Jim
senses are suspicious of this.
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Yeah, this kind of smells Overlordy.
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Thank you!
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Wait, you didn't mean that
as a compliment, did you?
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No.
What's wrong with you guys?
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We've been trying to show Overlord
the importance of family time,
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and clearly he has taken it to heart
and made this game just for us.
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I appreciate that, Weaver.
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Your trust means more to me
than I could ever express.
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OK, well, we're sorry.
We'd love to try your game.
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No, I don't...
EVIL LAUGH
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This is an outrage.
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And now you know why it's called,
"Oh, no!"
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Oh, you trust Overlord, do you?!
Ow!
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Being hit. My only weakness.
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That's enough, you two.
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Oh. Looks like we're all OK.
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Oh, my knee.
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When I find that dome-headed liar,
he's in deep...
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Mom!
This is really creepy.
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Also, kind of cool.
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FORCE FIELD SHIMMERS
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Ugh!
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I'm gonna say
this wasn't here before.
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Ohh, this is not good.
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I don't know,
the brushwork is masterful.
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'Now you know
why the game is called "Oh, no!"'
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I made that joke earlier,
but you were all passed out.
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I couldn't let a gem like that
go to waste.
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'What did you do to our house?'
You're not in your house!
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You're in The Void!
'The Void?'
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'It's a pocket dimension that
I keep in my room.
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'I can build pretty much
anything I want in there.'
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So you're not actually
in your house!
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If we're in The Void,
and The Void is in the house,
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then technically
we're still in the house.
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'Well, I suppose... No. Shut up!
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'It's still a game,
and you have 194 minutes to win it.'
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194 minutes.
Why so specific?
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'That's the exact running time
of Titanic, isn't it?'
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YES!
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'You locked us in here
so you could watch Titanic?'
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Yup!
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Good luck with the game
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EVIL LAUGH
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'R0-FL, you should have
seen their faces.
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'It was hilarious!
I was right here.
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'Now, have you seen
my heated blanket anywhere?'
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Overlord?
'What?!
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'Sweet Quasar's ghost,
where's the end call button?'
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N-n-n-n...
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Well, I guess then
we have to play the game.
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But what is the game?
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Ha. Fools. Now to watch Titanic
on the big screen.
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Ooh-hoo-hoo!
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'For $10,000, you said
koalas aren't marsupials.
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'Let's find out if you're right...'
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What in Betelgeuse's Orbit
do you think you're doing?
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The whole reason
I locked them in The Void
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is so I could watch Titanic
on the big screen!
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I-I just thought...
Thought?!
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Be like the captain of the Titanic
and think less. Wow.
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It has to be a clue.
Yeah. It just bounced in here.
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It says "clue" on it, so...
Oh, yeah.
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Maybe we should
let Willow play with it.
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She's the best player in the house.
Aw, thanks.
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I guess it doesn't do anything.
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Well, I'm the one who knows Overlord
the best, so...
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Says the guy who told us
to trust him.
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Just let me take a look.
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'Y'all ready for this?'
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Oh, I love these games!
Nice call, Overlord!
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I know that you like Overlord,
and you like these games,
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but please do not praise
the alien that kidnapped us
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and puts us in a pocket dimension.
Sometimes you do encourage him.
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I think you're all
a bit too hard on him.
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Besides, this could turn out
to be a fun night!
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MACHINE BUZZES
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WHOA!
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Yeah. This is terrible.
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See, this is the problem
with Overlord.
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It all fun and games
until you're dodging fireballs.
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Willow, you should probably
be the one to take the shot.
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MACHINE BUZZES
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'You're still on the basketball
round? Willow can't shoot the ball!
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'It wouldn't be a challenge.
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'It must be Weaver,
cos he's the worst at it.'
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Now, you only have three tries
or the whole room goes up in flames.
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GAME SHOW MUSIC ON TV
Ooh, yes!
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I swear, if you change it to that
Lightning Rounds game one more time,
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I'm gonna turn you into
a fax machine.
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OK.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
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It's getting to
the most hilarious part,
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where the people fall into
the propeller.
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'I love physical comedy!'
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That means I only have one chance
to make this shot.
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I'll never make it.
Oh, honey, don't be negative.
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You really think I can make it?
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Well...
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I-I think I don't want you to die
having bad thoughts about yourself.
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I'm too young to be incinerated.
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Stop blubbering. OK?
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Bend your knees. Shoulders back.
Chin up.
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And just don't try so hard
or we're all gonna die. Go!
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Come on...
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ALL CHEER
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WHOA!
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'Finally. You're victorious!'
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Why was there another fireball?
'Oh, that was a victory fireball!
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'And now... ONTO ROUND TWO!'
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Round what now?
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You didn't think
I was gonna knock you out
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and drag you into The Void
for one round, did you?
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Pictionary!
Mom, you go!
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You're the best at drawing.
Oh, wait.
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If it is anything like
the last challenge,
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it should be the worst artist
in the group.
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Sorry, honey, you have
the penmanship of a doctor...
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who writes with his butt.
OK! I get it.
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Thanks. Sorry, I'm more of a typer.
'Zip it, nerds.
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'Flower has to draw
because she's the worst at it.'
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Excuse me?
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'You need to go fast on this one,
because there's a time limit.'
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How do we know
when the time is up?
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'If you find that you're not alive
any more... then the time is up.'
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CHUCKLES,
CHOKES
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'Neptune's Bees! That was a kernel.
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'R0-FL, fetch my plunger!'
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ALARM SOUNDS
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That must be our time limit.
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OK, Flower, now would be a good time
to get the clue.
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OK. Um... All right.
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OK, perfect! It's easy.
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Let me just think about
the right way to go about this.
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No thinking, Mom! Time to draw. OK?
Yeah.
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Why is she stopping?
Mom, draw something.
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00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,960
Maybe that's the clue.
Worm! No, snake! Snake... snakeworm?
241
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,799
A string?! A string worm?!
242
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,959
A string bean.
243
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,959
A beanworm...
Think you can stop guessing "worm".
244
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,959
Mom, you have to draw something.
Back off!
245
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,999
I don't wanna do this the wrong way.
I wanna get it right.
246
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,959
You know what would
be the biggest mistake?
247
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,960
Letting us get impaled by spikes!
OK.
248
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,960
Oh, Titanic! The answer is Titanic.
249
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,000
VICTORY BUZZER
250
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,000
WHOA!
251
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,959
That was a bit too close.
252
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,479
I do not know how much more of this
I can take.
253
00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,959
I have an idea,
but we'll all have to work together.
254
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,959
GAME SHOW MUSIC ON TV
Ooh, goody, it's back on!
255
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,959
Sorry for the delay,
my little Underwoods.
256
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,960
Had to plunge a kernel
out of my face-hole.
257
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,959
Underwoods? Hello?
258
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,959
What's wrong?
Sweet Orion's sparkly suspenders!
259
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,959
They're gone!
260
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,959
'I demand you show yourselves
if you're still alive!
261
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,960
'Where are you?'
262
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,959
Yoo-hoo...
263
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,319
Underwoods!
264
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,959
Olly, olly, oxen, free.
265
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,479
Just come out already.
I know you're in here.
266
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,959
I could have sworn
the curtains on the thing had a...
267
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,959
NOW! Ha-ha!
268
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,960
OVERLORD GROANS
269
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,960
Curtains! My only weakness!
270
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,959
Game Over... lord!
271
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,959
I'm so mad, but I'm also
so impressed with that line, Weaver!
272
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,959
That's the end of game night,
I think.
273
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:52,999
What do you have to say
for yourself, huh?
274
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,639
You're welcome.
Not so good at the apologies.
275
00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,959
You started your night off
arguing with each other.
276
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:00,959
Family night was a bust.
277
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,639
Thanks to me,
you've come together again.
278
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,959
You even worked together
to lay a perfect trap.
279
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,319
So for that, you're welcome.
280
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,959
He's just the worst.
281
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:09,959
HE GASPS
282
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,959
You fools!
Who closed the portal?!
283
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,959
We must have knocked it shut
during the kerfuffle.
284
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,959
Fantastic. Now we're trapped here.
Forever!
285
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,959
Ohh!
Probably. Maybe not, but probably.
286
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,959
What do you mean it's closed?
287
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,319
It can't be opened
from inside The Void.
288
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,999
Jim clumsily closed the portal
in his eagerness to trap me,
289
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:35,959
but you were emotional,
so I forgive you.
290
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,959
Man, we are so sorry.
291
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,959
Don't apologise to him!
OK, what do we do now?
292
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:41,959
There are two ways to get out.
293
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:46,959
One, we finish the game and the
portal will automatically reappear.
294
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,959
Two, a certain someone on the
outside lets us out. R0-FL.
295
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,959
GAME SHOW MUSIC ON TV
296
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,959
'Welcome to everyone's
favourite show,
297
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:55,999
'Just Lightning Rounds!'
298
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,959
Oh, Chucky, Charles, Chuck,
I long to brush your hair.
299
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,959
We're doomed.
300
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,959
Never in history
has there been a failure so epic.
301
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,959
Really? What about the Titanic?
Wait.
302
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,959
That movie is based on real events?!
Titanic!
303
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:14,959
Wait. Didn't we only have 194
minutes to finish this game?
304
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,799
Yes. We only have 19 minutes left
to get out of The Void,
305
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,159
or we'll be trapped here forever.
306
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,959
OK, so let's just finish the game!
OK, what level are you on?
307
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,639
Pictionary?
What?!
308
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,319
You're still on level two?
309
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:31,639
We will never be able to finish
the next 93 levels in 19 minutes.
310
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,959
You made that many levels
just for us?
311
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,959
Aw, that's kind of sweet.
That's me.
312
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:39,959
Sweet?! We're gonna die in a void.
Don't be silly.
313
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:43,959
I created a shortcut so we can
skip to the last two levels.
314
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,959
It's too bad
we're missing the next one, though.
315
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,959
I made it just for you, Willow.
Follow me!
316
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,960
H'up, tally-ho!
317
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,959
Wow. No wonder we're always
losing the remote in the couch.
318
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,960
What are we waiting for? Argh!
319
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,960
Well, that was weird.
320
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,799
Where's Dad?
321
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,960
THEY ALL GASP,
JIM MOUTHS SILENTLY
322
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,959
OK, all we have to do
for this challenge,
323
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,959
is empty the dishwasher.
324
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,959
Oh, that should be easy!
325
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,960
Like Jim would.
Or not.
326
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,960
Let's go.
Let's go, OK.
327
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,959
Tea cups, incoming.
328
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,959
Where do they go?
I don't know.
329
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,959
If they're the good ones,
they go in the hutch,
330
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,959
and if they're the everyday ones,
they go in the cupboard on the left.
331
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,799
So which one are they? Are they
good cups or the every day cups?
332
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,479
They were in the dishwasher.
Dad hand washes the good cups!
333
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,959
So these ones
go in the cupboard on the left.
334
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,959
Soup bowls! They go top shelf,
next to pie plates!
335
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,960
Who eats soup and pie together?
Jim's weird, right?
336
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,960
OK!
OK. We won!
337
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,959
Oh, the suds are still rising!
Oh, no.
338
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,959
What do we do, then?
339
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,959
We must have missed something.
We haven't missed anything.
340
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,319
The Queen would be impressed!
The Queen!
341
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,959
You put the salad forks
in the wrong place.
342
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,960
This one, this one.
343
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,959
OK, OK, we're done!
344
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,959
CLAPPING
345
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,959
Well done, Underwoods.
Lovely forktiquette.
346
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:28,959
SHE TITTERS
347
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,960
Perhaps we shall visit.
348
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,959
Ew!
349
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,959
Aw, you remembered.
Honey, are you OK?
350
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,959
Yeah. The bubbles
tasted like butterscotch.
351
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,479
You hate butterscotch.
352
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,959
Exactly!
353
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,959
EVIL LAUGH
354
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,960
Butterscotch!
355
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:02,959
Gosh, why did I make it so bright
in here? Turn down the lights.
356
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,959
Did we win?
Not yet.
357
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,799
What is this place?
We're at the final level.
358
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,959
So what's next?
359
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,959
Do we have to return a library book
while we're being stung by bees?
360
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,159
No, but that is a great idea.
I'm gonna make a note of that.
361
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,959
Yeah. Actually, I don't know
what the next one is.
362
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,959
I let R0-FL design the final level.
363
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,959
What? I was short on time.
364
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,959
It's not like she's
a reformed killer robot or anything.
365
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,799
Oh no, wait. She is.
366
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,959
GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS
367
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,959
'Ladies and gentlemen,
368
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,960
'your favourite host, and mine,
Chuck Drysdale!'
369
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,959
Welcome to everyone's
favourite game show -
370
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:40,959
Just Lightning Rounds!
371
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,999
R0-FL must have convinced
Chuck Drysdale to live in The Void!
372
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,480
Yeah. Convinced.
That's totally how it went down.
373
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,959
Tonight, all your questions are
about everyone's favourite robot!
374
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,959
Wall-E? I know everything
about that movie. Everything!
375
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,959
R0-FL!
Dang it!
376
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,639
They're just some questions.
That should be easy enough.
377
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,959
Don't forget,
it's a lightning round.
378
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,960
WHOA!
379
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,959
What colour is R0-FL?
Blue.
380
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,960
Incorrect!
381
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,960
It's Aquatic Moon Dust!
382
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,959
What? I wanted to paint my nails
that colour, so I asked.
383
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,959
Correct!
Yes!
384
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,959
What is her core made of?
Wait, she has a core?
385
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,960
WHOA!
386
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,000
Oh, she says this all the time.
387
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,959
Dark matter radiation!
388
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,959
How do you all know these things?
We listen!
389
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:40,960
Correct!
390
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,959
Who can touch their nose first?
Nailed it.
391
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,959
I mean, sure he gets the easy one.
392
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,959
Final question.
393
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,479
What is R0-FL's middle name?
394
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,959
Gertrude, Higabilly...
395
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,959
You must know something about her,
she's your best friend!
396
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,959
Correction, she's my robot butler.
I know nothing about her.
397
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:03,999
We're doomed.
398
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:08,159
And we were so close to the end,
399
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,959
only to have victory dashed away.
CHUCK GASPS
400
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,959
Correct! Her middle name is Dash!
401
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,959
ALL CHEER
402
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,960
Run, we've only got five seconds
to get out of here!
403
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,959
So... I guess I'll just stay here
forever, then?
404
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,960
Alone.
405
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,640
Great.
406
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,959
Care to fraternise?
I sure would, Lizzie!
407
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,959
Can I call you Lizzie?
Ugh!
408
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,959
Liz?
SHE GASPS
409
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:42,959
No?
410
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,959
Why am I sweating?
411
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,640
WHOA!
412
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,160
We did it! We're alive.
413
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,959
Best game night ever!
Weaver!
414
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,999
And NEVER do that again!
Never.
415
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,639
I finished my game show ages ago.
416
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,959
I was watching you all play
on the tablet.
417
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,999
Er, R0-FL, about those questions...
418
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,959
Oh, you can try and play it cool,
419
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,999
but I know you actually knew
my middle name!
420
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,159
We ARE besties!
Ew.
421
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,959
Stop touching me.
Ohh.
422
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,959
You're getting grease
all over my leggings.
423
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,959
TITANIC PLAYS ON TV,
OVERLORD CHUCKLES
424
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,959
There's so much...
425
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,959
There's so much room...
HE CHUCKLES
426
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,959
There's so much room on that door!
427
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,159
Goodbye, sweet Jack.
428
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,959
Earth is hilarious.
429
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,959
It is a pretty good movie.
430
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,959
Guys, guys,
he still smells like butterscotch!
431
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,959
Salad forks!
432
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,959
OK, it's time for bed.
433
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,960
Oh...
434
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,799
Good night, Overlord.
Night, puny human.
435
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,159
R0-FL.
Whatever.
436
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,960
Next time, we're doing basketball.
We can work on your shot.
437
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,959
Well, I suppose I'll go to my
icy cold charging pad for the night,
438
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,959
too, sir.
439
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,959
Er, R0-FL, wait.
Yes, sir?
440
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,999
{\an8}I recorded a few episodes
of Just Lightning Rounds,
441
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,959
{\an8}if you wanted to stay up
a bit longer.
442
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,959
{\an8}Uh, is my core
made of dark matter radiation?
443
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,639
{\an8}I...
That means yes!
444
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,959
{\an8}Ha, OK, great.
445
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,320
{\an8}GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS
446
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,960
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