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I do not wanna play basketball for family night, Willow.

That's cos you can't shoot.

Well, maybe if you finally taught me.

Why not teach a horse how to fly?

That is a terrible analogy, because a flying horse would be awesome.

OK, first of all, no-one is going anywhere

until we're done cleaning the kitchen.

Also, this is a dessert fork, NOT a salad fork.

What if the Queen was visiting? We would be humiliated!

And why would the Queen visit us?

She's not going to if our forks are in disarray.

Guys, guys! Here is my family night suggestion.

Art!

I would love to work on my most recent piece.

What happened to your painting? It was coming along so nicely.

I didn't think it was good enough, so I painted over it

so I could start fresh.

That canvas is looking kinda thick, Mom.

How many times have you repainted it?

27.

Ooh, know what would be super fun?

If we all reorganise the kitchen together.

No! Hard pass. Do you hate this family?

All right! Listen up, nerd-gerds.

Tonight is movie night.

And we shall be watching my favourite Earth movie...

BLENDER WHIRRS, HE CHUCKLES

...Titanic!

You've been watching that movie on repeat for weeks.

Yes! And it still makes me laugh!

CHUCKLES

# The Underwoods The fam of the hour

♪ Hallow Bay's finest Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower

♪ Things were all good Every day was the same

♪ Then, ding-dong Their lives all changed... ♪

Overlord! ♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos

♪ Sold out his boss Cos the space feds were too close

♪ No more running round Crushing lives at will

♪ Witness protection Sorry, that's the deal

♪ A fall from grace For someone so celestial

♪ Now they got a cuz Who's extra-terrestrial

♪ He's super evil And they're super good

♪ It's Overlord

And The Underwoods. ♪

Weaves, my man. You wanna watch the Titanic go down with me, right?

I've told you so many times, I'm never gonna watch that movie

with you again. Remember?

I remember nothing you say because you're boring.

You can learn something about storytelling

from that Jimmy Cameron kid.

It's OK. We obviously can't agree on an activity,

so we're just gonna do our own things.

What?! No. We're gonna watch my movie on the big screen!

You know when I first heard

that you all do family night every Saturday,

I thought it was the lamest thing ever.

But that was before I saw Jim in his short shorts. Hey.

Yet, I've learned that you're a tight-knit unit

because you spend time together as a family,

even when it annoys you.

He's right.

Sometimes you have to do something that you might not want to do

because it means you get to spend time together as a family.

So, let's all go watch a boat smash into some ice in 4k!

Or how about this?

We could all watch my favourite game show, Just Lightning Rounds!

Love that show! Chuck Drysdale's hair is amazing.

His hair IS terrific. Yeah, that's a great idea, R0-FL!

Well, that settles it. We'll do that.

What, what...? NO!

If you use the big screen TV to watch some moron host a game,

how will I be able to watch other morons flop to their deaths

in freezing cold water?

Sometimes, you might need to do something you might not wanna do,

because it means you get to spend time together as a family.

Why would he say such a ridiculous thing?

'60 seconds to name as many marsupials as you can,

'starting now!'

I learned this at school. Um... C'mon, Dad.

ALL TALK AT ONCE

TV TURNS OFF

We were watching that! Overlord!

We're missing the best part!

Now I'll never know

if a koala is a marsupial or just an adorable bear!

Silence, fools!

Since no-one can agree on what to watch...

Um, we did agree. We're watching Just Lightning Rounds.

Since no-one can agree on what to watch,

how about a games night?! No way.

There is a reason we stopped game night.

Yeah, you kind of always ruined it.

Looks like your hotel was destroyed in a, er, earthquake!

Oh, well, would you look at that?

Looks like your space army was destroyed in an earthquake!

A River Runs Through It. Ooh, Bridge on the River Kwai.

Braveheart, it's Braveheart! Yes, it's Braveheart.

Yes!

HE CHUCKLES

Earthquake!

This time will be different.

ONO? I've never heard of it.

That's because I made this one just for you guys.

I have to say, my ol' Jim senses are suspicious of this.

Yeah, this kind of smells Overlordy.

Thank you!

Wait, you didn't mean that as a compliment, did you?

No. What's wrong with you guys?

We've been trying to show Overlord the importance of family time,

and clearly he has taken it to heart and made this game just for us.

I appreciate that, Weaver.

Your trust means more to me than I could ever express.

OK, well, we're sorry. We'd love to try your game.

No, I don't... EVIL LAUGH

This is an outrage.

And now you know why it's called, "Oh, no!"

Oh, you trust Overlord, do you?! Ow!

Being hit. My only weakness.

That's enough, you two.

Oh. Looks like we're all OK.

Oh, my knee.

When I find that dome-headed liar, he's in deep...

Mom! This is really creepy.

Also, kind of cool.

FORCE FIELD SHIMMERS

Ugh!

I'm gonna say this wasn't here before.

Ohh, this is not good.

I don't know, the brushwork is masterful.

'Now you know why the game is called "Oh, no!"'

I made that joke earlier, but you were all passed out.

I couldn't let a gem like that go to waste.

'What did you do to our house?' You're not in your house!

You're in The Void! 'The Void?'

'It's a pocket dimension that I keep in my room.

'I can build pretty much anything I want in there.'

So you're not actually in your house!

If we're in The Void, and The Void is in the house,

then technically we're still in the house.

'Well, I suppose... No. Shut up!

'It's still a game, and you have 194 minutes to win it.'

194 minutes. Why so specific?

'That's the exact running time of Titanic, isn't it?'

YES!

'You locked us in here so you could watch Titanic?'

Yup!

Good luck with the game

EVIL LAUGH

'R0-FL, you should have seen their faces.

'It was hilarious! I was right here.

'Now, have you seen my heated blanket anywhere?'

Overlord? 'What?!

'Sweet Quasar's ghost, where's the end call button?'

N-n-n-n...

Well, I guess then we have to play the game.

But what is the game?

Ha. Fools. Now to watch Titanic on the big screen.

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

'For $10,000, you said koalas aren't marsupials.

'Let's find out if you're right...'

What in Betelgeuse's Orbit do you think you're doing?

The whole reason I locked them in The Void

is so I could watch Titanic on the big screen!

I-I just thought... Thought?!

Be like the captain of the Titanic and think less. Wow.

It has to be a clue. Yeah. It just bounced in here.

It says "clue" on it, so... Oh, yeah.

Maybe we should let Willow play with it.

She's the best player in the house. Aw, thanks.

I guess it doesn't do anything.

Well, I'm the one who knows Overlord the best, so...

Says the guy who told us to trust him.

Just let me take a look.

'Y'all ready for this?'

Oh, I love these games! Nice call, Overlord!

I know that you like Overlord, and you like these games,

but please do not praise the alien that kidnapped us

and puts us in a pocket dimension. Sometimes you do encourage him.

I think you're all a bit too hard on him.

Besides, this could turn out to be a fun night!

MACHINE BUZZES

WHOA!

Yeah. This is terrible.

See, this is the problem with Overlord.

It all fun and games until you're dodging fireballs.

Willow, you should probably be the one to take the shot.

MACHINE BUZZES

'You're still on the basketball round? Willow can't shoot the ball!

'It wouldn't be a challenge.

'It must be Weaver, cos he's the worst at it.'

Now, you only have three tries or the whole room goes up in flames.

GAME SHOW MUSIC ON TV Ooh, yes!

I swear, if you change it to that Lightning Rounds game one more time,

I'm gonna turn you into a fax machine.

OK. Now, if you'll excuse me.

It's getting to the most hilarious part,

where the people fall into the propeller.

'I love physical comedy!'

That means I only have one chance to make this shot.

I'll never make it. Oh, honey, don't be negative.

You really think I can make it?

Well...

I-I think I don't want you to die having bad thoughts about yourself.

I'm too young to be incinerated.

Stop blubbering. OK?

Bend your knees. Shoulders back. Chin up.

And just don't try so hard or we're all gonna die. Go!

Come on...

ALL CHEER

WHOA!

'Finally. You're victorious!'

Why was there another fireball? 'Oh, that was a victory fireball!

'And now... ONTO ROUND TWO!'

Round what now?

You didn't think I was gonna knock you out

and drag you into The Void for one round, did you?

Pictionary! Mom, you go!

You're the best at drawing. Oh, wait.

If it is anything like the last challenge,

it should be the worst artist in the group.

Sorry, honey, you have the penmanship of a doctor...

who writes with his butt. OK! I get it.

Thanks. Sorry, I'm more of a typer. 'Zip it, nerds.

'Flower has to draw because she's the worst at it.'

Excuse me?

'You need to go fast on this one, because there's a time limit.'

How do we know when the time is up?

'If you find that you're not alive any more... then the time is up.'

CHUCKLES, CHOKES

'Neptune's Bees! That was a kernel.

'R0-FL, fetch my plunger!'

ALARM SOUNDS

That must be our time limit.

OK, Flower, now would be a good time to get the clue.

OK. Um... All right.

OK, perfect! It's easy.

Let me just think about the right way to go about this.

No thinking, Mom! Time to draw. OK? Yeah.

Why is she stopping? Mom, draw something.

Maybe that's the clue. Worm! No, snake! Snake... snakeworm?

A string?! A string worm?!

A string bean.

A beanworm... Think you can stop guessing "worm".

Mom, you have to draw something. Back off!

I don't wanna do this the wrong way. I wanna get it right.

You know what would be the biggest mistake?

Letting us get impaled by spikes! OK.

Oh, Titanic! The answer is Titanic.

VICTORY BUZZER

WHOA!

That was a bit too close.

I do not know how much more of this I can take.

I have an idea, but we'll all have to work together.

GAME SHOW MUSIC ON TV Ooh, goody, it's back on!

Sorry for the delay, my little Underwoods.

Had to plunge a kernel out of my face-hole.

Underwoods? Hello?

What's wrong? Sweet Orion's sparkly suspenders!

They're gone!

'I demand you show yourselves if you're still alive!

'Where are you?'

Yoo-hoo...

Underwoods!

Olly, olly, oxen, free.

Just come out already. I know you're in here.

I could have sworn the curtains on the thing had a...

NOW! Ha-ha!

OVERLORD GROANS

Curtains! My only weakness!

Game Over... lord!

I'm so mad, but I'm also so impressed with that line, Weaver!

That's the end of game night, I think.

What do you have to say for yourself, huh?

You're welcome. Not so good at the apologies.

You started your night off arguing with each other.

Family night was a bust.

Thanks to me, you've come together again.

You even worked together to lay a perfect trap.

So for that, you're welcome.

He's just the worst.

HE GASPS

You fools! Who closed the portal?!

We must have knocked it shut during the kerfuffle.

Fantastic. Now we're trapped here. Forever!

Ohh! Probably. Maybe not, but probably.

What do you mean it's closed?

It can't be opened from inside The Void.

Jim clumsily closed the portal in his eagerness to trap me,

but you were emotional, so I forgive you.

Man, we are so sorry.

Don't apologise to him! OK, what do we do now?

There are two ways to get out.

One, we finish the game and the portal will automatically reappear.

Two, a certain someone on the outside lets us out. R0-FL.

GAME SHOW MUSIC ON TV

'Welcome to everyone's favourite show,

'Just Lightning Rounds!'

Oh, Chucky, Charles, Chuck, I long to brush your hair.

We're doomed.

Never in history has there been a failure so epic.

Really? What about the Titanic? Wait.

That movie is based on real events?! Titanic!

Wait. Didn't we only have 194 minutes to finish this game?

Yes. We only have 19 minutes left to get out of The Void,

or we'll be trapped here forever.

OK, so let's just finish the game! OK, what level are you on?

Pictionary? What?!

You're still on level two?

We will never be able to finish the next 93 levels in 19 minutes.

You made that many levels just for us?

Aw, that's kind of sweet. That's me.

Sweet?! We're gonna die in a void. Don't be silly.

I created a shortcut so we can skip to the last two levels.

It's too bad we're missing the next one, though.

I made it just for you, Willow. Follow me!

H'up, tally-ho!

Wow. No wonder we're always losing the remote in the couch.

What are we waiting for? Argh!

Well, that was weird.

Where's Dad?

THEY ALL GASP, JIM MOUTHS SILENTLY

OK, all we have to do for this challenge,

is empty the dishwasher.

Oh, that should be easy!

Like Jim would. Or not.

Let's go. Let's go, OK.

Tea cups, incoming.

Where do they go? I don't know.

If they're the good ones, they go in the hutch,

and if they're the everyday ones, they go in the cupboard on the left.

So which one are they? Are they good cups or the every day cups?

They were in the dishwasher. Dad hand washes the good cups!

So these ones go in the cupboard on the left.

Soup bowls! They go top shelf, next to pie plates!

Who eats soup and pie together? Jim's weird, right?

OK! OK. We won!

Oh, the suds are still rising! Oh, no.

What do we do, then?

We must have missed something. We haven't missed anything.

The Queen would be impressed! The Queen!

You put the salad forks in the wrong place.

This one, this one.

OK, OK, we're done!

CLAPPING

Well done, Underwoods. Lovely forktiquette.

SHE TITTERS

Perhaps we shall visit.

Ew!

Aw, you remembered. Honey, are you OK?

Yeah. The bubbles tasted like butterscotch.

You hate butterscotch.

Exactly!

EVIL LAUGH

Butterscotch!

Gosh, why did I make it so bright in here? Turn down the lights.

Did we win? Not yet.

What is this place? We're at the final level.

So what's next?

Do we have to return a library book while we're being stung by bees?

No, but that is a great idea. I'm gonna make a note of that.

Yeah. Actually, I don't know what the next one is.

I let R0-FL design the final level.

What? I was short on time.

It's not like she's a reformed killer robot or anything.

Oh no, wait. She is.

GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS

'Ladies and gentlemen,

'your favourite host, and mine, Chuck Drysdale!'

Welcome to everyone's favourite game show -

Just Lightning Rounds!

R0-FL must have convinced Chuck Drysdale to live in The Void!

Yeah. Convinced. That's totally how it went down.

Tonight, all your questions are about everyone's favourite robot!

Wall-E? I know everything about that movie. Everything!

R0-FL! Dang it!

They're just some questions. That should be easy enough.

Don't forget, it's a lightning round.

WHOA!

What colour is R0-FL? Blue.

Incorrect!

It's Aquatic Moon Dust!

What? I wanted to paint my nails that colour, so I asked.

Correct! Yes!

What is her core made of? Wait, she has a core?

WHOA!

Oh, she says this all the time.

Dark matter radiation!

How do you all know these things? We listen!

Correct!

Who can touch their nose first? Nailed it.

I mean, sure he gets the easy one.

Final question.

What is R0-FL's middle name?

Gertrude, Higabilly...

You must know something about her, she's your best friend!

Correction, she's my robot butler. I know nothing about her.

We're doomed.

And we were so close to the end,

only to have victory dashed away. CHUCK GASPS

Correct! Her middle name is Dash!

ALL CHEER

Run, we've only got five seconds to get out of here!

So... I guess I'll just stay here forever, then?

Alone.

Great.

Care to fraternise? I sure would, Lizzie!

Can I call you Lizzie? Ugh!

Liz? SHE GASPS

No?

Why am I sweating?

WHOA!

We did it! We're alive.

Best game night ever! Weaver!

And NEVER do that again! Never.

I finished my game show ages ago.

I was watching you all play on the tablet.

Er, R0-FL, about those questions...

Oh, you can try and play it cool,

but I know you actually knew my middle name!

We ARE besties! Ew.

Stop touching me. Ohh.

You're getting grease all over my leggings.

TITANIC PLAYS ON TV, OVERLORD CHUCKLES

There's so much...

There's so much room... HE CHUCKLES

There's so much room on that door!

Goodbye, sweet Jack.

Earth is hilarious.

It is a pretty good movie.

Guys, guys, he still smells like butterscotch!

Salad forks!

OK, it's time for bed.

Oh...

Good night, Overlord. Night, puny human.

R0-FL. Whatever.

Next time, we're doing basketball. We can work on your shot.

Well, I suppose I'll go to my icy cold charging pad for the night,

too, sir.

Er, R0-FL, wait. Yes, sir?

I recorded a few episodes of Just Lightning Rounds,

if you wanted to stay up a bit longer.

Uh, is my core made of dark matter radiation?

I... That means yes!

Ha, OK, great.

GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS

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