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Congratulations to the five-time
Regional Champions!
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Let's hear it for the Ryan Reynolds
High Fighting Ewes!
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It has been my honour
to coach such a hardworking team
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to victory
over these past few years.
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"Coach" is kind of a strong word...
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And good thing I got you
those energy crystals
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because they really seemed to
pay off!
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We couldn't have done it
without you.
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To be fair, those crystals
were really pretty. True.
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Congratulations, girls!
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Nice!
Ooh, new stuff!
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Y'know, even though our classmates
don't care,
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it's nice to see the school does.
Girls, this stuff isn't for you.
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It's for our boys' team!
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Wait, the terrible boys' team?
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You mean the "forfeited a game
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"cos they thought the field
was haunted" boys' team?
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"Afternoon naps in the net"
boys' team? Yes, indeedy!
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They'll be so excited.
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Kinda like how your eyes lit up
when you saw the equipment.
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Go-o-o-o, Rams!
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Go, Rams!
Wow...
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# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
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♪ Things were all good
Every day the same
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♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos
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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos space feds were too close
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♪ No more running
Crushing lives at will
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♪ Witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal
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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
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♪ They got a cuz
Who's extra-terrestrial
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♪ He's super evil
And they're super good
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♪ It's Overlord
And The Underwoods. ♪
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You OK there, bud?
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Just trying to flip a shoe
on my head, ha!
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Uh-huh. Why?
Oh, everyone's doing it, look.
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Ah, not another social media
craze.
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Do you realise how ridiculous
you look?
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Oh, hey, look at me,
hashtag "flipshoe"!
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{\an8}Whoa!
Hey, I did it!
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Do it again, I wasn't recording!
Oh, OK.
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Ahem, uh...
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{\an8}Hey, everyone. Jim Underwood here.
Hashtag "dad shoe".
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{\an8}The Notorious D.A.D., baby, baby!
Teaching you how to flip a shoe.
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It's all in the wrist.
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OK, maybe a little less wrist,
but, ah...
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What weird Earth ritual is this?
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It's not weird.
Weirdo.
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Hmph.
We get zero respect!
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Who? Humans? Understandable.
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Willow's upset
because the girls' soccer team
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are regional champions,
but the boys get all the perks.
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They get the nice bus,
we never get the field,
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and these are our jerseys!
OVERLORD LAUGHS
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That is simply unfair. You need
to fight for justice, sweetie.
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Y'know, back in my day...
THEY GROAN
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...my Ultimate Frisbee team
staged a week-long sit-in
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to be recognised as a real sport,
and we were.
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Note to self,
look up Ultimate Frisbee
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and mercilessly taunt Jim later.
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I think the point is you need to
talk to Principal Foxcotton
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and demand the change
that you want to see.
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Yeah.
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There is a simple explanation
for all of this.
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Boys are better!
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Girls are wobbly and feeble-looking.
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Who'd wanna watch them play sports?
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I'm not wobbly!
Willow, don't listen to him.
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The two of you are slightly superior
to other female species,
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but that is only because
you're related to me.
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I've been all around the cosmos
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and I can confirm,
boys do, in fact, rule.
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Hmm... What about the lady warriors
from Amazonia?
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Oh, and the girl-giants
from Biggallon?
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They bounced you like a ball!
Ha-ha-ha!
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Quiet! You were pinkie-sworn
to silence!
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Ha-ha, I do not have pinkies.
Shut it!
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I don't like your attitude, Ovi.
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Yes, boys are great,
I've even had one,
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but "better"?
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Ooh, ooh! Whoa!
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Yeah, it just is NOT
the word I would use.
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Bad examples. I KNOW
my team is better than the boys.
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I'm pretty sure I'm a better athlete
than MOST boys my age.
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Ha! Impossible. I've done my
research and I have learned
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that girls are made of
sugar and spice and everything nice.
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You're describing a pie! You don't
even know what you're talking about.
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Au contraire. Even though the boys'
team is the worst in the world,
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they're probably still better than
you girls.
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WHISTLE BLOWS
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No, don't pass it to me.
I'm kicking it to you!
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Argh! Oof!
Can I use my hands?
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They're terribly awful!
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I don't know anything about soccer,
but even I know this ain't it.
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Thank you, that's what I've been...
However!
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I still think they'd beat you.
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They're only terrible
by boy standards.
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You think THEY could beat us?
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Mine! Oof!
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They just need a bit of guidance.
Right now, they're lumps of coal,
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but with a little pressure,
they could become diamonds!
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Nice and shiny.
HE CACKLES
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No amount of pressure could turn
these lumps into diamonds.
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R0-FL? Hey, are you OK there, sweetie?
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I'm in timeout
because I contradicted Overlord
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in front of you lesser-thans.
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Oh, come here.
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You should not let Overlord
just walk all over you, honey.
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Oh, Overlord has never
walked over me,
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he has walked on me.
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Once, he used me as a rolling log
to cross a lava river.
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OK, I think that it's time for you
to get out from Overlord's shadow.
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Y'know, just become
your own person... I mean, robot.
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Yes! Then I can be
the intergalactic villain
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and find my own robot to walk on.
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That is not what I meant. I...
I have failed you, too.
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Back to the shame corner.
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No! No, no, no, no.
Not back to the shame corner.
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What do you wanna do
with your own life, R0-FL?
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I wanna be the most evil
super-villain in the Universe.
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Uh, that's Overlord's dream.
Don't you have a dream?
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As a robot,
it's impossible for me to dream
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as I do not possess an imagination.
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Oh, OK. Let's start with, uh...
What're you good at?
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Ooh! I'm good with computers.
In fact, I am a computer.
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Let's start with that!
R0-FL GIGGLES
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OK! Whoo!
You're excited!
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello?
No! Tell them I'm not here...
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Not here, huh?
Angry students, my favourite.
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How can I help you?
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Principal Foxcotton, the girls'
soccer team are five-time champions.
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We demand proper gear,
just like the boys.
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This is why I don't allow
students in here.
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I'm no good with conflict.
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We need new gear, Foxcotton,
and we demand equal treatment.
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We have no money left
in this year's budget.
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Why would you spend the whole soccer
budget on a team that never wins?
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This is the year
they turn it around! Go, Rams!
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Honestly, you girls are so good,
we didn't think you needed much.
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OK, well, what if we play for it?
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The girls against the boys,
winner gets the gear. Yes! Right?
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Id let you play a team of raccoons
to get me out of this conversation.
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But first, I have to run it
by the new boys' soccer coach.
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The new what now?
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I accept your challenge.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Over... ton... Overston...
Coach Overston.
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Who're you talking to?!
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You! How did you do this?
Easy.
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What happened to their
regular coach?
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Received a lucrative job offer
from a prestigious school in Bruges.
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Really? No, but by the time
he gets to Bruges and back,
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I'll have made my point.
See you on the soccer box at 5:30!
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Slide! Ha-ha-ha!
BELL RINGS
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Pass here!
I'm open!
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We are going to crush the boys' team
and finally get new gear.
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If I'm honest,
I'm a little nervous
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about the boys' new coach.
Why?
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Cock-a-doodle-do!
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HORN BEEPS
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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Let's get this show on the road!
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Cock-a-doodle-do!
Ha-ha-ha!
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What are you doing?!
My ram impersonation.
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That's not what a ram sounds like.
Hey, can you guys just leave?!
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We're in the middle of practice!
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Get off the field!
It's the boys' turn.
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Yeah, get off the field! Ah!
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You had the field this morning.
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Did we?
Yeah.
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Well, apparently we did.
No matter, I have a secret weapon.
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Signed permission slip!
THEY CHUCKLE
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It's legit. It's legit.
It's legit!
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Too bad!
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So sad.
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How did you get Foxcotton
to sign that?
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Pick a card, any card.
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Well, baste my beard,
how did you know that magic
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is my favourite thing
in the whole wide world?
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Now sign it.
Mmm!
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FOXCOTTON HUMS HAPPILY
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Ah, excellent!
Ha-ha-ha! Don't need these.
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OVERLORD CACKLES
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Well, that wasn't magic.
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Foxcotton!
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Get him, Willow!
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Look at little Foxcotton run!
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Wait, have we met?
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Nope, never.
Oh.
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Sweet pashmina.
Oh, thank you. Soft!
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BOYS GRUNT,
UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS
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Kick the soccer, into the soccer!
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It's not that difficult
to understand.
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Oof!
Ah...
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Coach Overston, I just don't
think we're good at this.
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You're not. We just need to harness
your natural manly abilities.
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Maybe if I got a pool
and riled up a crocodile, I could...
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No! Oh! Ha-ha!
I have just the drill!
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And now, squeeze! Squeeze that coal!
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Wait, Coach, why're we doing this?
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We're not even supposed to
use our hands. Urgh!
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This drill is about two things,
Steve, strengthening your hands...
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and making me diamonds! Ha-ha-ha!
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Now soccer that coal!
Ah!
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Barry, pay attention! Useless...
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ENGINE REVS,
BOYS GRUNT
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Ow! My lower lumbar...
Silence, Steve!
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Use your legs, feel the burn.
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Show me your soccer!
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Guys, I give up.
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OVERLORD CACKLES,
BARRY YELLS
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Hang on, Barry! You're doing great.
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Somehow... you're all are worse than
when we started. Silence, Steve!
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At least Barry held on
for 14 blocks before he gave up!
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As punishment, I shall pick
the two weakest players to fight...
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to the death...
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in a pit full of scorpions!
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Yeah, that has to be a metaphor, right?
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HISSING
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Oh, wow, no, yeah,
there's a real pit of scorpions.
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Argh! You're all so bad!
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You know what? You don't even
deserve my scorpion pit. New plan!
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Ah!
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Just... Hey! Whatcha doing?
You were right, Flower.
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I have tried my hand at computers,
and I am excelling.
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That is great!
I have unlocked the nuclear codes
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for America, Russia,
North Korea, Zimbabwe...
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No! No!
What? What, why?
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Er... OK.
Hey!
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There... erm... Oh, OK.
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What about sports?
Hmm...
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Huh?
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I don't know.
Erm, let's see.
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How about... track and field?
Running in circles? How very human!
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OK, er, what about gymnastics?
Chalk is bad from my servos.
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Swimming?
239
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:12,959
Fair enough.
240
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,959
Why are you helping me?
Because you're family, silly.
241
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,959
I want you to achieve your dreams,
242
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,959
just like I would
any of my other kids.
243
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,959
Oh, I am better than your kids.
SHE CHUCKLES
244
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,959
What does that guy do?
Oh, he's the referee.
245
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,799
They control the game.
They hand out penalties.
246
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,959
Nobody likes them,
but everyone listens to them.
247
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,959
Ah, like the Overlord of the game?
I get it.
248
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,959
Yeah... I suppose
you could put it like that.
249
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,479
Woo! Regular ref went to "Bru-ges".
Ref-bot is filling in!
250
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,959
There's my girl.
Yes! Go...
251
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:50,959
OK, ladies. Let's break down
today's path to victory.
252
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,959
SHE CHUCKLES
OK, now, remember,
253
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,159
there is no "I" in "team",
254
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:59,319
but there is an "I"
in "imagination", uh-huh,
255
00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,159
and there is an "I"
in "integrity"...
256
00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:05,959
Hey, sweetie!
...and those are both words...
257
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,799
that we use...
258
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,800
when we... do this.
Er, who is that?
259
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:15,959
She is from the SWA!
The Soccer World Association.
260
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:16,959
SHE GASPS
She must be a scout.
261
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:20,479
THEY MUMBLE EXCITEDLY
Whoa, the SWA? What an honour!
262
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:25,959
And now,
the mega-awesome, super-skilled,
263
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:31,959
and alarmingly manly,
Ryan Reynolds Rams!
264
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,960
CROWD CHEERS
265
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,959
Should we be worried about this?
No way!
266
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,959
Come on. Let's do this. Let's go.
267
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,959
And here come the Ewes.
268
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,959
CROWD CHEERS
Go, Willow!
269
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,159
THEY BLEAT
270
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,960
Yes!
SHE BLEATS
271
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,479
Go, Ewes!
272
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,959
The school has enough money
for a ref-bot
273
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:57,959
but not for our gear?
274
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,959
Why does the ref-bot have a whistle?
Does it even have lips?
275
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,959
Ex-squeeze me?
Also, there are ref-bots?
276
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,959
OK, come on, guys.
We got this. Let's go.
277
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,960
Come on!
Yeah!
278
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:10,999
EVIL LAUGH
279
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,999
Good plan, R0-FL.
Now we can bury them together.
280
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,959
Foul! Yellow card!
Ouch!
281
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,959
Don't tell me what to do.
This is my show.
282
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,959
But I thought we were
marginally amicable associates?
283
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,960
Well, you thought...
I don't care what you thought.
284
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,640
Ooh!
285
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,959
Can you believe this?
286
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,960
EVIL LAUGH
287
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,959
Yes! Ha-ha-ha!
What have you done?
288
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:48,959
Nothing but be an amazing coach.
289
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,959
No, you cheated somehow. I know it.
290
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,959
We don't need to cheat
to beat the girls' team.
291
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,960
Guess we'll have to cheat
to beat the girls' team.
292
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:13,319
Now go forth...
and conquer... the Ewes! Ha-ha-ha!
293
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,960
Oh... Oh, come on!
This thing was expensive.
294
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,959
Good luck winning
that equipment now.
295
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:20,959
EVIL LAUGH
296
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,960
It's OK, honey.
WHISTLE BLOWS
297
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,959
'Go on, girls, we got this.'
298
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,959
HE GRUNTS
Ooh!
299
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:28,960
Offside! Offside!
300
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,960
Ooh! Ooh!
301
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,960
THEY CHEER
Yeah! Yeah!
302
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,959
Ref! That wasn't fair.
303
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,959
No backtalk, coach.
I'm the Overlord here.
304
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:54,959
Final warning.
No, I am Overlord.
305
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,959
Na-na...
I can't believe this.
306
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,959
WHISTLE BLOWS
Half-time!
307
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,320
R0-FL, you come back here right now.
308
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,959
Warning! Yellow card.
What was that?
309
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,959
No shenanigans at my game,
and I mean it.
310
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,959
It's OK.
Oh, hey, girl! He-he.
311
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,960
Losing is not an option...
312
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,959
...but I've come prepared!
313
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,799
I'm going to add
a little gravity to their shoes,
314
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,959
if you know what I mean.
EVIL LAUGH
315
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,959
We never know what you mean.
Zip it, Stephen.
316
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,959
I can't believe we're tied.
We should be crushing them.
317
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,960
How did they get so good so fast?
Well, except Barry.
318
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:30,960
HE CLUCKS
319
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:40,319
All right, ladies.
Here are your half-time crystals.
320
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,960
EVIL LAUGH
That's for you, some rose quartz.
321
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,959
Ooh!
Whoa!
322
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,959
Whoa, I can barely lift my feet.
Are you all right?
323
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,960
How heavy are these crystals?
324
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,480
Oh, no, don't you...
325
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,960
Ooh!
326
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,959
OK, timeout, timeout.
Timeout for the Ewes.
327
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,319
Guys, I'm so sorry.
328
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,959
I totally made us challenge
the boys,
329
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,959
and now we look like losers.
330
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,959
Yeah, we're losing
to the biggest losers.
331
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,319
We'll never get new gear.
332
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,959
Better tell my mom
not to throw out the egg cartons.
333
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,960
Ladies, I have a confession to make.
334
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,959
All of those times you won...
335
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,639
it actually wasn't
because of the crystals.
336
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,479
Yeah, we know.
Oh.
337
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,639
You won
because you are an amazing team,
338
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,959
and that is all you ever needed,
339
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,959
and even if you lose today,
I just want you to remember
340
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,959
that the same boiling water
that softens the potato,
341
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,959
hardens the egg
for the... egg salad.
342
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,959
Ew.
Yeah, that is right.
343
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,959
We are the "Ews".
No, just meant "ew".
344
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,959
Oh.
But you're right.
345
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,159
She is?
346
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,959
Not about the "egg salad" thing,
about how amazing we are.
347
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,999
We've never given up before,
and we're not gonna give up now.
348
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,959
Oh! Ow, my face.
349
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,319
Seriously?
He's still flipping shoes?
350
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,959
Wait a second? Wait...
351
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,959
Someone messed with our shoes.
Take them off.
352
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,959
How can we play without shoes?
OK, we are the best girls...
353
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,959
Scratch that.
We are the best TEAM in the region.
354
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,959
OK, we don't need shoes
to beat these boys.
355
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,959
We don't need new equipment,
we don't even need a coach!
356
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,959
No offence, Ms Pressburger.
Fair enough.
357
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,959
I've always seen myself more
as an administrator of good vibes,
358
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,959
so... peace out!
359
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,959
Listen, there's a scout out there
watching us.
360
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:35,959
Let's give her a show.
361
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:40,000
Baa! Baa! Baa!
OK, take them off.
362
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,959
OK, guys, let's hold them off.
Hold them off.
363
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,960
OK, OK.
364
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:50,960
THEY CHEER
365
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,960
Pragnar's comet!
366
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,999
Ugh! You won't take that, grass.
LAUGHS MANIACALLY
367
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,479
OK, check this out.
All right, come on, everyone!
368
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,319
Whoo!
369
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,639
All right. Just... All right,
just like this, folks. Come on.
370
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,159
W... Whoo!
371
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,959
All right. OK, so, we're gonna...
we're gonna start here on the right.
372
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,959
You in the hat,
and then we're gonna...
373
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,959
OK, we're gonna start... Ready?
374
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,960
Whoo!
375
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,639
Can it, Underwood.
376
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,960
One minute injury time.
377
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:32,960
OVERLORD SCREAMS
378
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,959
Out of my way, insect!
Foul! Foul! Ejection!
379
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,960
Ooh! Bot down!
380
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,960
CROWD CHEERS
381
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,959
Full-time. Game over.
Bot still down!
382
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,959
Oh! What happened?
383
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,959
I have no peripheral vision
in this helmet.
384
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,960
We did it!
THEY CHEER
385
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,959
Goal! Goal!
386
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,999
I can't believe we lost. We're boys.
387
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,959
The equipment is yours,
fair and square.
388
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,960
Well, it's about time.
389
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,959
Well, you did it.
390
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,959
You were so good, you're officially
the boys' team now.
391
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,479
Have you learned nothing?
Well, I haven't... but YOU have.
392
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,959
Oh, this'll be good.
See...
393
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,959
This was my plan from the start.
394
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,159
I used the boys' team
to make you even better players.
395
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:32,959
Only by being challenged
could you reach your full potential.
396
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,959
I only said you couldn't win
so that you would win,
397
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,999
and now that you've won,
I'm a winner, too!
398
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,959
Just admit that you lost.
399
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,959
The girls are just as good
as the boys,
400
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,959
and sometimes, they're better.
401
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,959
Say it!
HE CLEARS THROAT
402
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,959
Very well. I, er...
403
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,479
I'd just like to say...
HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
404
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,959
HE WHIMPERS
405
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,960
Uh... Eurgh!
HE CLEARS THROAT
406
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,960
I forgot something.
407
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,959
Yeah, Hacky Snack, nice!
You know, boys, I don't know.
408
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,960
Even though we lost,
I still feel really good.
409
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,960
I regret everything. I quit!
410
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:20,959
Aw!
411
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,959
Can we just go home?
I can't stand the humiliation.
412
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,959
Oh, oh, the scout's walking over.
What do I do? What do I say?
413
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,959
Don't worry, honey.
You will be great.
414
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,999
Hi! You were a real firecracker
out there today.
415
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,959
Thank you. I-I'm so glad.
416
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,959
Not you,
I'm talking to your ref-bot.
417
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:38,959
What now?
Sorry, what?
418
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,959
I forgot to introduce myself.
My name is Lonnie Tawny.
419
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,639
I'm with a division of the SWA
420
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,319
or the Grand Referee And Play
Executive Subdivision.
421
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,479
GRAPES for short.
422
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,959
I'd like to purchase this ref-bot.
Wait, I thought you were a scout?
423
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,479
Oh, I am... for referees.
424
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,959
I recruit the best and the brightest
to play in the pro games.
425
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,159
Begone, fool! She's not for sale.
426
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,959
I'll give you a million dollars.
Sold!
427
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,959
No, Overlord, no.
R0-FL is our family.
428
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:09,959
Ref-bot not for sale!
That's my bot. Sorry.
429
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,959
But-but you... But-but she...
430
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,959
Come on, you ragamuffins,
let's go get some ice cream.
431
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,959
L-Let's... Let's think about this!
432
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,959
Do you have any idea
how much ice cream
433
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,319
I could have bought
with a million dollars?!
434
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,480
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