Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,319
Come on! Fit, fit, fit!
2
00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,999
OVERLORD HUMS
Oh, thank goodness, it's you.
3
00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,959
Ooh, is someone being sneaky?
Uh...
4
00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,799
Delicious.
5
00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,159
Dad is super vigilant
about roughing it when we camp,
6
00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,959
but Weavey's tired of making beds
out of leaves.
7
00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,959
Urgh! Don't you ever
call yourself Weavey.
8
00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,639
Not one more time. Ever!
9
00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,959
Oh, man, I'm so excited
to get on the road.
10
00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,959
The trees, the fresh air...
11
00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,159
Stop. Weavey smells a rat.
12
00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:37,159
Hey, what did I say about "Weavey?"
Why are you really coming with us?
13
00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:40,959
I'm going to capture... Bigfoot!
14
00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:42,959
Bigfoot isn't real.
15
00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,959
Yes. Like aliens, right?
Huh.
16
00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,959
Why do you want a bigfoot, anyways?
Why do you NOT want one?
17
00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,959
It would be perfect
for my security detail.
18
00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,959
And we could share shoes!
19
00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,160
How exactly do you plan
on catching one?
20
00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:01,959
With this disc, I will freeze
any creature in its tracks.
21
00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:07,799
Once Mr or Mrs Bigfoot steps on it,
he, she, or they, will be mine.
22
00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,960
How does it work?
23
00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,959
Oh, Jiiiim!
24
00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:18,960
We are all packed and ready to...
25
00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:21,959
It works like that.
26
00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,959
Overlord!
27
00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:28,479
# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
28
00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,959
♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
29
00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,319
♪ Things were all good
Every day was the same
30
00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,959
♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
31
00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,959
Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos
32
00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,959
♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close
33
00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,959
♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will
34
00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,959
♪ Witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal
35
00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:46,959
♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
36
00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,959
♪ Now they got a cuz
Who's extra-terrestrial
37
00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,959
♪ He's super evil
And they're super good
38
00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,799
♪ It's Overlord
And The Underwoods. ♪
39
00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:54,959
Overlord, you have to fix Dad.
40
00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,959
Fear not, underlings,
your precious Jim will be back
41
00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,959
to his normal BORING self
by the end of the day.
42
00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:03,319
Oh, we gotta cancel the trip.
Kids, unpack the car.
43
00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,959
No!
44
00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:08,959
All I ask is that once a year
we go camping as a family!
45
00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,479
Jim, we can't go with you like this.
46
00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,959
What? No, I'm fine.
I'm totally fine.
47
00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,959
See?
48
00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,959
Yeah, I'm calling it.
Wait, wait.
49
00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,960
HE GRUNTS
50
00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,639
Ooh! Ah!
51
00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,959
Urgh...
There, see?
52
00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:27,959
It's just a matter of time
before the rest of me's better.
53
00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,959
Jim, you can't even
get into the car.
54
00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,959
You can't even get TO the car.
55
00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,799
Wait, you don't want to go, do you?
I mean...
56
00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,959
Last year, we couldn't go
because Weaver had his tonsils out,
57
00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,959
and the year before that,
Willow had appendicitis.
58
00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,319
Ooh, I wonder what will get
cut out of someone this year.
59
00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:47,959
When I was a kid, I would go camping
with my family every year
60
00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,799
and I would learn
so much on those trips.
61
00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,959
I just want to pass that on
to our kids.
62
00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:53,959
You could pass on something else,
63
00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,999
like how not to get angry
at your family
64
00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,319
when we don't want to do
the same thing as you.
65
00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,959
Your dad is right. We should go.
66
00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,159
Kids, repack the car!
67
00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,159
Great, let's get going.
68
00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,959
No, not you.
You're the reason why I'm frozen.
69
00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,319
You just had to bring a gizmo,
didn't you?
70
00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,959
It's sort of my thing.
71
00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,959
Yeah, well, roughing it
in the wilderness is our thing.
72
00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:20,159
I mean, a few minor conveniences
wouldn't be so bad, right?
73
00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,959
GASPS
Et tu, Willow?
74
00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,959
We are going to sleep on branches,
75
00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,959
catch our food and make fire
the hard way, like always.
76
00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,799
No tech, no Overlord.
77
00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,959
Well, I guess now we know
what gets cut out this year!
78
00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,960
My heart! Urgh!
79
00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,959
And it's not fair
that I can't have gadgets
80
00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,959
but Weavey gets to bring
an air mattress!
81
00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,959
Oh, Weavey grew on you, didn't it?
82
00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,959
It grew on me.
83
00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,959
Weaver,
did you pack an air mattress?
84
00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,959
If I did, does it mean
I can stay home too?
85
00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,959
I packed a wireless speaker.
Can I stay?
86
00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,959
No, leave the fancy mattress
and the filthy speaker here.
87
00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,960
Grab your bags
and let's hit the road.
88
00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,639
You heard your dad, let's go.
89
00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,639
Flower?
Huh?
90
00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,959
The mini tablet?
91
00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,959
Oh, this? This... This is nothing.
92
00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,959
It's just so I can check
on the animals at the rescue.
93
00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,959
Come on, Mom. You heard Dad.
94
00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,479
Fine.
95
00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:17,999
That's the spirit.
96
00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,959
♪ She'll be coming
Round the mountain... ♪
97
00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,999
♪ When she comes! ♪
98
00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,959
Yee-haw!
99
00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,479
♪ She'll be coming
Round the mountain
100
00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,959
♪ She'll be coming
Round the MOUNT-ain
101
00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,959
♪ When she comes. ♪
102
00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,799
Yee-haw... Ow!
103
00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,959
What time is it? I feel like
we should have been there by now.
104
00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,959
Well, I would be able to tell you
105
00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,959
if Dad didn't make us leave
our phones in the car.
106
00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,999
You don't need a phone to tell time
when you've got the sun!
107
00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,959
You don't...
Argh-hoo! Argh!
108
00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,959
Oh, it's a little after two.
109
00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,959
Argh! Hoo-hoo!
110
00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,959
Urgh! Ah...
111
00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,959
Hey, so who is looking forward
to my ghost story tonight?
112
00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,959
Your ghost stories are pretty cool.
113
00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,159
That last one you told, Dad,
114
00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,959
I still think there's
a mini pony after my teeth.
115
00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,959
Ha-ha! Ah.
116
00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,959
Oh, hey,
don't pick that one there, buddy,
117
00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,959
that's part of the natural
habitat around here.
118
00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,959
We don't want to leave a ring
on Mother Nature's coffee table.
119
00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,959
Careful with that, buddy,
this is called valerian.
120
00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,959
One deep sniff of this and you could
be asleep for a few hours.
121
00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,959
You know what else could
put you to sleep for hours?
122
00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,159
Hearing your dad
talk about valerian.
123
00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,159
Uh, who said that?
Was that Flower or Willow?
124
00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,959
No, that was Mom.
125
00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:35,959
Laugh all you want, Flower,
cos I am having the time of my life!
126
00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,960
Ha-argh!
127
00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,959
Honey, do you think we're
a little tough on Overlord?
128
00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,479
Tough on the guy who reads
the obituaries
129
00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,999
and calls them funny papers?
130
00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,159
No. If he were here,
he would mess everything up.
131
00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,959
♪ She'll be riding six
White horses when she... ♪
132
00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,959
Oh, took you long enough.
133
00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,159
What are you doing here?
134
00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,959
Look, I get it. You're upset.
And that's the end of my speech.
135
00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,959
Did anyone see Bigfoot
on the way up?
136
00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,999
You're looking for Bigfoot?
137
00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,959
Why else would I have strung up
all this delicious beef jerky?
138
00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,159
No, we need to take this down.
You're gonna attract animals!
139
00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,959
That is the whole point, Tin Man!
140
00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,959
No, hey, Overlord,
141
00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,319
you are welcome to stay
as long as you don't use any tech.
142
00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,959
No human tech, definitely
no alien tech. None of it.
143
00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,960
Not a problem. There's nowhere
to charge my breadmaker anyway.
144
00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,959
RO-FL WHIRS
145
00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,959
RO-FL waking!
146
00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,959
That was a weird dream.
147
00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,799
Where is everyone?
148
00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,639
Overlord?
149
00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,959
Hello?
150
00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,959
CLATTERING
Argh!
151
00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,319
Oh-oh-oh! Ow!
152
00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,159
Anyone home?
153
00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,960
Gee whiz.
154
00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,960
READS NOTE
155
00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,959
Overlord? "Underwoods gone"?
156
00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,959
He did it,
he actually vaporised them.
157
00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,959
The house is mine?!
158
00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,959
Whoo-hoo!
159
00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,959
Yeah-ha!
160
00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,959
I love this place!
161
00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,959
Hey, team,
got some great news.
162
00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,639
I'm starting to loosen up.
163
00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,959
Also, I found some berries
that we could mash up
164
00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,959
to make sauce for those
other berries we found.
165
00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,960
Hey, why aren't the tents set up?
166
00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,319
DISTANT MUSIC
167
00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,959
Flower? Kids?
168
00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,959
Willow, I told you
not to bring that speaker.
169
00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,960
MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES
170
00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,960
What in the world?
171
00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,640
HE GRUNTS
172
00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:48,959
Whoa!
173
00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,959
My floor!
174
00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,959
Urgh! Oh, yeah, I'm gonna feel that.
175
00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,480
Now.
176
00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,959
A-ha!
177
00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:00,959
Busted!
178
00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,960
If I could move my arms,
I'd be pointing at you for emphasis!
179
00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,959
What's going on here?
What is this place?
180
00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:09,999
It's my tent. You like?
181
00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,639
I thought I told you,
no gadgets or gizmos.
182
00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,159
It's a tent. What am I missing?
183
00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,959
What are you three doing here?
184
00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,959
I know you're upset,
but it's not as bad as it looks.
185
00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,159
I just took a break so I could see
186
00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,639
who was adopted
at the shelter today.
187
00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,959
Look, look! Dribbles has a home! Ha!
188
00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,959
Oh, you're not impressed.
189
00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:30,999
Okie dokey.
190
00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,959
I came down to get Mom,
but then I sat in this massage chair
191
00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,959
and, well... Oh, I live here now.
192
00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,959
Yeah, and I was only here
to get Weaver.
193
00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,799
But then I got swept up
into this camping game.
194
00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,959
Dad, you have to try it, it's like
you're in the actual woods!
195
00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,639
We are in the actual woods!
196
00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,959
Next milkshake's yours, pal, OK?
It sounds like you could use one.
197
00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,959
That's it. Out! Everyone...
198
00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,319
Use the stairs this time.
199
00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,959
Oh, for crying out...
200
00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,959
Listen, I want this suitcase...
Argh! ..gone
201
00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,959
for the rest of the weekend.
202
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,639
Wow, you freeze a guy on his
favourite weekend of the year,
203
00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,959
watch him fall ten feet
onto his back,
204
00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,959
and suddenly...!
I forgot what I was saying.
205
00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,959
The whole point of this trip
is to connect with nature,
206
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,959
learn how to live off
the land and rough it!
207
00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,959
Squeezing five people into
a two-bedroom, one-bath tent
208
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,159
sounds like roughing it to me.
209
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,959
Wait, there was a second bedroom?
It had a waterbed.
210
00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,959
Fine, no more shortcuts.
Thank you.
211
00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,959
After I eat my cinnamon rolls.
I just took them out of the oven.
212
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,959
Oh, is that what that smell is?
213
00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,959
Oh... Which I hate!
214
00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:37,959
Oh, they just smell of ease
and complacency.
215
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,959
More for me.
216
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,959
OVERLORD CHUCKLES
217
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,959
Well, look who's limbering up.
218
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,959
End of the road, dirt bag!
219
00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,639
Ha! Any last words before I own you?
220
00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:53,159
I'm a bot? No, YOU'RE a bot!
221
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,960
Ha!
222
00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,960
OK. Ready?
223
00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,959
Oh, there you go! Great job!
224
00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,959
Yeah. Ah...
Yeah, that was good.
225
00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,959
That was a good one.
Yeah, this is nice.
226
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:12,959
Just us and the river.
So peaceful. So quiet.
227
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,959
Jim? Willow?
228
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,959
Jim! Willow!
229
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:22,959
Jim, Willow! Jim, Willow!
230
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,959
JIM! WILLOW! JIM! WILLOW!
231
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,959
Flower said you were down here
snuffing out fish lives.
232
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,159
I didn't want to miss the action.
233
00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:32,799
Please don't call fishing
"snuffing out fish lives". Why not?
234
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,959
That's what you're doing.
You should be proud.
235
00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,959
If you don't want to be eaten,
fish, evolve!
236
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,959
Hey, look what I can do.
237
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,959
WHIRRING AND BUZZING
238
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,640
What are you doing? Using my powers
of mind suggestion on the fish.
239
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:52,159
Ha-ha! Nice one, Jerry! Ha!
240
00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,480
That fish was named Jerry.
241
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,959
OK, just a bit more brush, Weave.
242
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,959
Great.
243
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,959
There has to be an easier way, Dad.
244
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,959
Oh, there are many.
245
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,479
Oh, we got a spark? Here we go.
246
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,959
Zap!
247
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,959
It was taking too long.
My cape needs drying.
248
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,959
There you go, Jerry.
My cape's name is Jerry.
249
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,959
No, I can't. Sorry. I can't.
250
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,960
HE GRUNTS
251
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,959
Well, how are you holding up?
Not good.
252
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,479
Overlord's pretty much
ruining everything.
253
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,959
Admittedly, I'm usually
the one driving
254
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,959
the "Overlord has ruined
everything!" bandwagon,
255
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,959
but, honey,
this time I'm not so sure.
256
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,959
Urgh!
257
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,959
You're taking his side?
258
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,959
The guy who imploded a solar system
259
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,479
because it was easier
than flying around it?
260
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,959
He did say that it had a dying star,
so...
261
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,959
Oh, you're taking the word
of a star-destroyer now? OK.
262
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,959
OK, we both know
that he is a bad guy,
263
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:56,959
but this is his first time camping,
and he's from another planet.
264
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,999
It was bound to be a bumpy first go, honey.
265
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,959
HE GRUNTS
I got you.
266
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,639
It's just that these trips
are too special.
267
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,639
The kids are getting older.
268
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,319
How many times are we gonna be able
to have weekends like these?
269
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:13,959
I know. But, hey, you still got
your ghost story tonight.
270
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,959
He cannot take that away from you.
271
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,959
It is gonna be a doozy.
Oh, OK!
272
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,959
Here... Got it.
273
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:21,959
Almost there!
274
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,959
Hey, kids, just a reminder,
275
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,959
tonight, you are in
for THE best ghost...
276
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,959
My main man Jimbo!
What is this?
277
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,959
Are these projectors?
We are not having a movie night.
278
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,959
Why would I need this many
projectors for one film?
279
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,959
Obviously I'm creating holograms.
280
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,959
It's for my ghost story,
a tale of the Were-cupine,
281
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:45,959
a porcupine that becomes a man.
Subversive.
282
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,959
YOUR ghost story?
283
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,959
Yes, I'm telling one after yours.
284
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,639
I have zero faith
in your showmanship,
285
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,959
but you can open for me.
286
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,959
Say, does anyone happen to have
an extra power bar?
287
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,479
I'm trying to set up
the smell-o-vision
288
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,999
and I'm already using
the 13 that I brought.
289
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,959
That is it. I am done.
290
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,959
I just wanted to have
a simple weekend with my family
291
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,959
but you have to Overload everything!
292
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,959
You ruined my trip.
293
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,960
Thanks
294
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,959
Urgh, he'll be fine.
295
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,959
Once I finish setting
all of this up,
296
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,319
he'll be swept away
on the thrilling tale
297
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:25,959
of Were-cupine 1:
Quill Or Be Quilled.
298
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:30,959
No, Jim spends all year winding
himself up into a ball of stress
299
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,959
protecting innocent people in court.
300
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,959
He needs this weekend.
301
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,959
And, well, I think we can say
that we ruined it.
302
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,959
And by "we", I mean Overlord.
303
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,959
Urgh. We don't need him.
304
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,959
Over...
BEAR GROWLS
305
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,160
What?
306
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,999
Please tell me that is one
of your holograms and not a real...
307
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,959
Bigfoot! Ha!
308
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,959
Go! Get in there!
309
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,959
BEAR GROWLS,
OVERLORD WHIMPERS
310
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,960
Keep off Jerry! Oof!
311
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,959
Everyone,
just stay quiet and calm.
312
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,959
It'll look around a bit
and then it will leave, OK?
313
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,959
I need a selfie with the Bigfoot.
Weavey, hand me your phone.
314
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,959
That's not Bigfoot, that's a bear.
And our phones are in the car.
315
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,959
Argh! Infuriating Jim!
316
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,959
Exasperating bear!
317
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,959
Infuriating Jim again!
318
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,959
Hold on.
Ove, where's your freeze disc?
319
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,159
Maybe we can freeze the bear
and leave real quick.
320
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,959
The disc!
I think I forgot it at home.
321
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,159
What would you like to watch,
Overlord?
322
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,319
Oh, my choice again.
How considerate!
323
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,959
What to watch, what to watch?
324
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,959
Oh, oh! I know a rhyme about bears
that could help.
325
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,959
OK, if it's brown, lay down,
326
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,479
if it's black, fight back,
327
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,959
if it's white, good night.
328
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,959
If it's yellow, let it mellow!
Ha! Good one!
329
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,999
Sorry, not a good time.
330
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,960
OK, Ove,
see what colour the bear is.
331
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,959
He's red in the middle
332
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,959
with hints of orange and yellow.
333
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,959
Your heat vision is on!
Oh, just a sec.
334
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,999
He's black AND brown.
335
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,959
Got a song for that, Flower?
336
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,959
Let's just stay quiet
till it leaves.
337
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,959
Overlord ruins everything.
338
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,959
Urgh!
339
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,960
Ow!
340
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,959
I am so sorry! I am so sorry!
341
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,959
Aww, look at you.
342
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,959
Hanging out with your
little birdie family.
343
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,959
So jealous.
344
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,959
Is it too much to ask that my family
345
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,959
want to hang out with me
for a weekend?
346
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,959
I'm... I'm sorry to burden you.
347
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,959
BIRD-en you. Ha! Cos you're a bird.
348
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,960
Oh, I'm losing it. I'll just...
349
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,959
It's just that, you know,
350
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,959
this weekend was supposed
to be about family.
351
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:02,960
You know, the family...
I just walked away from.
352
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,959
You've been very helpful. Thank you.
353
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,959
BEAR GRUNTS
354
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,959
I can't die like this. I haven't
even worn an Olympic medal!
355
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:17,319
Oh, no, what if Dad comes back?
Excellent thought.
356
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,959
It'll eat Jim, get sleepy,
and we can escape while it naps!
357
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,959
You might be onto something.
Right! Weaver!
358
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,959
Not the eating Dad part,
the sleepy part.
359
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,959
Remember that plant we saw earlier,
the valerian?
360
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,959
Yes! It can lull him to sleep.
Oh, that might work.
361
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,159
I know where some is. It's not far.
362
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,959
Wait. No, you're not going alone.
363
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,959
Hurry, while it's focused
on the cinnamon rolls.
364
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,959
This way, Mom.
365
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,959
FLOWER WHIMPERS
366
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:49,959
Ah, I'm so bored,
I almost miss the Underwoods.
367
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,959
Almost.
'Would you like to connect?'
368
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,959
I have been waiting all my life
369
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,959
for someone to ask
me that question. Yes!
370
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,999
Yes, I would love to connect!
371
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,959
'Connected.'
372
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,480
TRANQUIL MUSIC
Oh, this is nice.
373
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,999
Valerian. We're in business.
374
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,960
Whoa! OK.
OK.
375
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,799
OK, new plan.
The bear eats Flower and Weaver.
376
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,959
When it gets sleepy,
you drive me home.
377
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,959
We leave Jim here to live out
the rest of his days in shame
378
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,319
as a man who let a bear eat
the best parts of his family.
379
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,959
I just did a quick tally in my head
of everyone you've just insulted.
380
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,960
Yep, every single one of us.
TENT UNZIPS
381
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,959
Hey! I was just getting
to the dregs!
382
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,959
The tastiest and loudest part
of the shake!
383
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,999
Hopefully the beef-shake will
get the bear to eat this up.
384
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:43,959
OK, Will, get this as close as you
can to the bear without hurting it.
385
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,959
You're worried about the bear?!
386
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,319
Wait, wait. The lid!
387
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,960
No!
388
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,959
It didn't seem to appreciate that.
389
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,959
OK, OK.
390
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:59,479
Just stay calm. Do not run, kids.
391
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,959
Whatever you do, do not run.
That is the worst thing we could do.
392
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,959
Overlord! Seriously?!
393
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,959
Oh, OK!
394
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,960
Hey, guys, I owe you... A bear!
395
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,959
Argh! OK, OK.
Honey!
396
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,959
OK, stay calm, everybody.
397
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:19,999
If I make myself large and speak
in a deep, confident voice,
398
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,959
he will show me respect
and move off.
399
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,959
Flower, kids...
Yeah?
400
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,479
...I am so sorry.
401
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,959
I've been calling
this a family weekend
402
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,959
but I've been making it about
myself this whole time.
403
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,959
If this bear let's us start over,
I promise to do better.
404
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,959
OK.
OK.
405
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,959
BEAR GROWLS
Whoa!
406
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,959
Oh, hey, don't eat me, Mr Bear!
407
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,959
Oh, good.
408
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,959
Phew!
409
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,959
Oh, hey, no.
410
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,959
Watch out for that suitcase!
BEAR HOWLS
411
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,959
We'll try to get you out, somehow.
412
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:58,319
Oh, I'm so glad you came along
when you did!
413
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,959
That sleep-shake failed hard.
Sleep-shake?
414
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,799
I tried to mix the valerian in
with one of Overlord's milkshakes
415
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,959
to get the bear to take a nap.
You remembered?
416
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,319
I taught you something!
417
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:12,799
Aww! Best camping trip ever!
Yes!
418
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,960
I can keep this bear, right?
I'm keeping this bear!
419
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:26,959
So, what do you think?
The trip turned out OK? Huh?
420
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,799
Yeah, it started rocky,
but it was pretty great.
421
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,959
I'm still thinking
about your ghost story, Dad.
422
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,999
Vampire kale.
I'll never eat salad again.
423
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,960
Wait, that's not what the...
Has anyone seen my straw?
424
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,960
Oh.
425
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,959
Uh, hey, Overlord.
I just wanted to apologise
426
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,319
for trying to keep you
from coming on the trip.
427
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,959
You know, I...
428
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,319
I had a vision for how
I wanted everything to go,
429
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,799
and, instead of adapting,
I tried to force you out.
430
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,959
And, uh, I'm sorry.
431
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,999
Oh, Jim, I would love
to reciprocate those feelings,
432
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,959
but I won't, because they're weak.
433
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,479
OK.
Yes.
434
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,319
But I do accept your apology,
435
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,959
especially since you
caught a bear for me!
436
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,959
Oh, uh...
Where's my bear?
437
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,999
I released him safely this morning.
What?!
438
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,999
He was gonna head up
my security team!
439
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,960
And he totally trashed my place!
440
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,959
Urgh!
441
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,800
My waterbed!
442
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,959
Great
No bear, my tent is ruined.
443
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:37,959
Jim... Argh! ..I no longer
accept your apology!
444
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,959
Fair enough. We ready to roll?
445
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,959
What?
All set, Dad.
446
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,959
Next year, let's bring the mattress
and the speakers. Yay!
447
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,960
Goodbye, my sweet Jerry!
448
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,479
BIGFOOT SLURPS
449
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,959
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
450
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,959
Oh, home sweet home.
Can't wait till next year.
451
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,960
RO-FL: Ah, this is the life.
452
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,799
Wow.
Oh, good. You're alive. Uh...
453
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,999
I'm sorry, I was just having
a little get-together.
454
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,959
No big thing.
455
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:14,479
Ha! This is amazing!
Turn that music back up!
456
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,960
Who doesn't like a part...?
457
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,960
Argh! Argh! Aaaaargh!
458
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:28,640
Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com
34119
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof