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Come on! Fit, fit, fit!

OVERLORD HUMS Oh, thank goodness, it's you.

Ooh, is someone being sneaky? Uh...

Delicious.

Dad is super vigilant about roughing it when we camp,

but Weavey's tired of making beds out of leaves.

Urgh! Don't you ever call yourself Weavey.

Not one more time. Ever!

Oh, man, I'm so excited to get on the road.

The trees, the fresh air...

Stop. Weavey smells a rat.

Hey, what did I say about "Weavey?" Why are you really coming with us?

I'm going to capture... Bigfoot!

Bigfoot isn't real.

Yes. Like aliens, right? Huh.

Why do you want a bigfoot, anyways? Why do you NOT want one?

It would be perfect for my security detail.

And we could share shoes!

How exactly do you plan on catching one?

With this disc, I will freeze any creature in its tracks.

Once Mr or Mrs Bigfoot steps on it, he, she, or they, will be mine.

How does it work?

Oh, Jiiiim!

We are all packed and ready to...

It works like that.

Overlord!

# The Underwoods The fam of the hour

♪ Hallow Bay's finest Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower

♪ Things were all good Every day was the same

♪ Then, ding-dong Their lives all changed... ♪

Overlord! ♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos

♪ Sold out his boss Cos the space feds were too close

♪ No more running round Crushing lives at will

♪ Witness protection Sorry, that's the deal

♪ A fall from grace For someone so celestial

♪ Now they got a cuz Who's extra-terrestrial

♪ He's super evil And they're super good

♪ It's Overlord And The Underwoods. ♪

Overlord, you have to fix Dad.

Fear not, underlings, your precious Jim will be back

to his normal BORING self by the end of the day.

Oh, we gotta cancel the trip. Kids, unpack the car.

No!

All I ask is that once a year we go camping as a family!

Jim, we can't go with you like this.

What? No, I'm fine. I'm totally fine.

See?

Yeah, I'm calling it. Wait, wait.

HE GRUNTS

Ooh! Ah!

Urgh... There, see?

It's just a matter of time before the rest of me's better.

Jim, you can't even get into the car.

You can't even get TO the car.

Wait, you don't want to go, do you? I mean...

Last year, we couldn't go because Weaver had his tonsils out,

and the year before that, Willow had appendicitis.

Ooh, I wonder what will get cut out of someone this year.

When I was a kid, I would go camping with my family every year

and I would learn so much on those trips.

I just want to pass that on to our kids.

You could pass on something else,

like how not to get angry at your family

when we don't want to do the same thing as you.

Your dad is right. We should go.

Kids, repack the car!

Great, let's get going.

No, not you. You're the reason why I'm frozen.

You just had to bring a gizmo, didn't you?

It's sort of my thing.

Yeah, well, roughing it in the wilderness is our thing.

I mean, a few minor conveniences wouldn't be so bad, right?

GASPS Et tu, Willow?

We are going to sleep on branches,

catch our food and make fire the hard way, like always.

No tech, no Overlord.

Well, I guess now we know what gets cut out this year!

My heart! Urgh!

And it's not fair that I can't have gadgets

but Weavey gets to bring an air mattress!

Oh, Weavey grew on you, didn't it?

It grew on me.

Weaver, did you pack an air mattress?

If I did, does it mean I can stay home too?

I packed a wireless speaker. Can I stay?

No, leave the fancy mattress and the filthy speaker here.

Grab your bags and let's hit the road.

You heard your dad, let's go.

Flower? Huh?

The mini tablet?

Oh, this? This... This is nothing.

It's just so I can check on the animals at the rescue.

Come on, Mom. You heard Dad.

Fine.

That's the spirit.

♪ She'll be coming Round the mountain... ♪

♪ When she comes! ♪

Yee-haw!

♪ She'll be coming Round the mountain

♪ She'll be coming Round the MOUNT-ain

♪ When she comes. ♪

Yee-haw... Ow!

What time is it? I feel like we should have been there by now.

Well, I would be able to tell you

if Dad didn't make us leave our phones in the car.

You don't need a phone to tell time when you've got the sun!

You don't... Argh-hoo! Argh!

Oh, it's a little after two.

Argh! Hoo-hoo!

Urgh! Ah...

Hey, so who is looking forward to my ghost story tonight?

Your ghost stories are pretty cool.

That last one you told, Dad,

I still think there's a mini pony after my teeth.

Ha-ha! Ah.

Oh, hey, don't pick that one there, buddy,

that's part of the natural habitat around here.

We don't want to leave a ring on Mother Nature's coffee table.

Careful with that, buddy, this is called valerian.

One deep sniff of this and you could be asleep for a few hours.

You know what else could put you to sleep for hours?

Hearing your dad talk about valerian.

Uh, who said that? Was that Flower or Willow?

No, that was Mom.

Laugh all you want, Flower, cos I am having the time of my life!

Ha-argh!

Honey, do you think we're a little tough on Overlord?

Tough on the guy who reads the obituaries

and calls them funny papers?

No. If he were here, he would mess everything up.

♪ She'll be riding six White horses when she... ♪

Oh, took you long enough.

What are you doing here?

Look, I get it. You're upset. And that's the end of my speech.

Did anyone see Bigfoot on the way up?

You're looking for Bigfoot?

Why else would I have strung up all this delicious beef jerky?

No, we need to take this down. You're gonna attract animals!

That is the whole point, Tin Man!

No, hey, Overlord,

you are welcome to stay as long as you don't use any tech.

No human tech, definitely no alien tech. None of it.

Not a problem. There's nowhere to charge my breadmaker anyway.

RO-FL WHIRS

RO-FL waking!

That was a weird dream.

Where is everyone?

Overlord?

Hello?

CLATTERING Argh!

Oh-oh-oh! Ow!

Anyone home?

Gee whiz.

READS NOTE

Overlord? "Underwoods gone"?

He did it, he actually vaporised them.

The house is mine?!

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah-ha!

I love this place!

Hey, team, got some great news.

I'm starting to loosen up.

Also, I found some berries that we could mash up

to make sauce for those other berries we found.

Hey, why aren't the tents set up?

DISTANT MUSIC

Flower? Kids?

Willow, I told you not to bring that speaker.

MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES

What in the world?

HE GRUNTS

Whoa!

My floor!

Urgh! Oh, yeah, I'm gonna feel that.

Now.

A-ha!

Busted!

If I could move my arms, I'd be pointing at you for emphasis!

What's going on here? What is this place?

It's my tent. You like?

I thought I told you, no gadgets or gizmos.

It's a tent. What am I missing?

What are you three doing here?

I know you're upset, but it's not as bad as it looks.

I just took a break so I could see

who was adopted at the shelter today.

Look, look! Dribbles has a home! Ha!

Oh, you're not impressed.

Okie dokey.

I came down to get Mom, but then I sat in this massage chair

and, well... Oh, I live here now.

Yeah, and I was only here to get Weaver.

But then I got swept up into this camping game.

Dad, you have to try it, it's like you're in the actual woods!

We are in the actual woods!

Next milkshake's yours, pal, OK? It sounds like you could use one.

That's it. Out! Everyone...

Use the stairs this time.

Oh, for crying out...

Listen, I want this suitcase... Argh! ..gone

for the rest of the weekend.

Wow, you freeze a guy on his favourite weekend of the year,

watch him fall ten feet onto his back,

and suddenly...! I forgot what I was saying.

The whole point of this trip is to connect with nature,

learn how to live off the land and rough it!

Squeezing five people into a two-bedroom, one-bath tent

sounds like roughing it to me.

Wait, there was a second bedroom? It had a waterbed.

Fine, no more shortcuts. Thank you.

After I eat my cinnamon rolls. I just took them out of the oven.

Oh, is that what that smell is?

Oh... Which I hate!

Oh, they just smell of ease and complacency.

More for me.

OVERLORD CHUCKLES

Well, look who's limbering up.

End of the road, dirt bag!

Ha! Any last words before I own you?

I'm a bot? No, YOU'RE a bot!

Ha!

OK. Ready?

Oh, there you go! Great job!

Yeah. Ah... Yeah, that was good.

That was a good one. Yeah, this is nice.

Just us and the river. So peaceful. So quiet.

Jim? Willow?

Jim! Willow!

Jim, Willow! Jim, Willow!

JIM! WILLOW! JIM! WILLOW!

Flower said you were down here snuffing out fish lives.

I didn't want to miss the action.

Please don't call fishing "snuffing out fish lives". Why not?

That's what you're doing. You should be proud.

If you don't want to be eaten, fish, evolve!

Hey, look what I can do.

WHIRRING AND BUZZING

What are you doing? Using my powers of mind suggestion on the fish.

Ha-ha! Nice one, Jerry! Ha!

That fish was named Jerry.

OK, just a bit more brush, Weave.

Great.

There has to be an easier way, Dad.

Oh, there are many.

Oh, we got a spark? Here we go.

Zap!

It was taking too long. My cape needs drying.

There you go, Jerry. My cape's name is Jerry.

No, I can't. Sorry. I can't.

HE GRUNTS

Well, how are you holding up? Not good.

Overlord's pretty much ruining everything.

Admittedly, I'm usually the one driving

the "Overlord has ruined everything!" bandwagon,

but, honey, this time I'm not so sure.

Urgh!

You're taking his side?

The guy who imploded a solar system

because it was easier than flying around it?

He did say that it had a dying star, so...

Oh, you're taking the word of a star-destroyer now? OK.

OK, we both know that he is a bad guy,

but this is his first time camping, and he's from another planet.

It was bound to be a bumpy first go, honey.

HE GRUNTS I got you.

It's just that these trips are too special.

The kids are getting older.

How many times are we gonna be able to have weekends like these?

I know. But, hey, you still got your ghost story tonight.

He cannot take that away from you.

It is gonna be a doozy. Oh, OK!

Here... Got it.

Almost there!

Hey, kids, just a reminder,

tonight, you are in for THE best ghost...

My main man Jimbo! What is this?

Are these projectors? We are not having a movie night.

Why would I need this many projectors for one film?

Obviously I'm creating holograms.

It's for my ghost story, a tale of the Were-cupine,

a porcupine that becomes a man. Subversive.

YOUR ghost story?

Yes, I'm telling one after yours.

I have zero faith in your showmanship,

but you can open for me.

Say, does anyone happen to have an extra power bar?

I'm trying to set up the smell-o-vision

and I'm already using the 13 that I brought.

That is it. I am done.

I just wanted to have a simple weekend with my family

but you have to Overload everything!

You ruined my trip.

Thanks

Urgh, he'll be fine.

Once I finish setting all of this up,

he'll be swept away on the thrilling tale

of Were-cupine 1: Quill Or Be Quilled.

No, Jim spends all year winding himself up into a ball of stress

protecting innocent people in court.

He needs this weekend.

And, well, I think we can say that we ruined it.

And by "we", I mean Overlord.

Urgh. We don't need him.

Over... BEAR GROWLS

What?

Please tell me that is one of your holograms and not a real...

Bigfoot! Ha!

Go! Get in there!

BEAR GROWLS, OVERLORD WHIMPERS

Keep off Jerry! Oof!

Everyone, just stay quiet and calm.

It'll look around a bit and then it will leave, OK?

I need a selfie with the Bigfoot. Weavey, hand me your phone.

That's not Bigfoot, that's a bear. And our phones are in the car.

Argh! Infuriating Jim!

Exasperating bear!

Infuriating Jim again!

Hold on. Ove, where's your freeze disc?

Maybe we can freeze the bear and leave real quick.

The disc! I think I forgot it at home.

What would you like to watch, Overlord?

Oh, my choice again. How considerate!

What to watch, what to watch?

Oh, oh! I know a rhyme about bears that could help.

OK, if it's brown, lay down,

if it's black, fight back,

if it's white, good night.

If it's yellow, let it mellow! Ha! Good one!

Sorry, not a good time.

OK, Ove, see what colour the bear is.

He's red in the middle

with hints of orange and yellow.

Your heat vision is on! Oh, just a sec.

He's black AND brown.

Got a song for that, Flower?

Let's just stay quiet till it leaves.

Overlord ruins everything.

Urgh!

Ow!

I am so sorry! I am so sorry!

Aww, look at you.

Hanging out with your little birdie family.

So jealous.

Is it too much to ask that my family

want to hang out with me for a weekend?

I'm... I'm sorry to burden you.

BIRD-en you. Ha! Cos you're a bird.

Oh, I'm losing it. I'll just...

It's just that, you know,

this weekend was supposed to be about family.

You know, the family... I just walked away from.

You've been very helpful. Thank you.

BEAR GRUNTS

I can't die like this. I haven't even worn an Olympic medal!

Oh, no, what if Dad comes back? Excellent thought.

It'll eat Jim, get sleepy, and we can escape while it naps!

You might be onto something. Right! Weaver!

Not the eating Dad part, the sleepy part.

Remember that plant we saw earlier, the valerian?

Yes! It can lull him to sleep. Oh, that might work.

I know where some is. It's not far.

Wait. No, you're not going alone.

Hurry, while it's focused on the cinnamon rolls.

This way, Mom.

FLOWER WHIMPERS

Ah, I'm so bored, I almost miss the Underwoods.

Almost. 'Would you like to connect?'

I have been waiting all my life

for someone to ask me that question. Yes!

Yes, I would love to connect!

'Connected.'

TRANQUIL MUSIC Oh, this is nice.

Valerian. We're in business.

Whoa! OK. OK.

OK, new plan. The bear eats Flower and Weaver.

When it gets sleepy, you drive me home.

We leave Jim here to live out the rest of his days in shame

as a man who let a bear eat the best parts of his family.

I just did a quick tally in my head of everyone you've just insulted.

Yep, every single one of us. TENT UNZIPS

Hey! I was just getting to the dregs!

The tastiest and loudest part of the shake!

Hopefully the beef-shake will get the bear to eat this up.

OK, Will, get this as close as you can to the bear without hurting it.

You're worried about the bear?!

Wait, wait. The lid!

No!

It didn't seem to appreciate that.

OK, OK.

Just stay calm. Do not run, kids.

Whatever you do, do not run. That is the worst thing we could do.

Overlord! Seriously?!

Oh, OK!

Hey, guys, I owe you... A bear!

Argh! OK, OK. Honey!

OK, stay calm, everybody.

If I make myself large and speak in a deep, confident voice,

he will show me respect and move off.

Flower, kids... Yeah?

...I am so sorry.

I've been calling this a family weekend

but I've been making it about myself this whole time.

If this bear let's us start over, I promise to do better.

OK. OK.

BEAR GROWLS Whoa!

Oh, hey, don't eat me, Mr Bear!

Oh, good.

Phew!

Oh, hey, no.

Watch out for that suitcase! BEAR HOWLS

We'll try to get you out, somehow.

Oh, I'm so glad you came along when you did!

That sleep-shake failed hard. Sleep-shake?

I tried to mix the valerian in with one of Overlord's milkshakes

to get the bear to take a nap. You remembered?

I taught you something!

Aww! Best camping trip ever! Yes!

I can keep this bear, right? I'm keeping this bear!

So, what do you think? The trip turned out OK? Huh?

Yeah, it started rocky, but it was pretty great.

I'm still thinking about your ghost story, Dad.

Vampire kale. I'll never eat salad again.

Wait, that's not what the... Has anyone seen my straw?

Oh.

Uh, hey, Overlord. I just wanted to apologise

for trying to keep you from coming on the trip.

You know, I...

I had a vision for how I wanted everything to go,

and, instead of adapting, I tried to force you out.

And, uh, I'm sorry.

Oh, Jim, I would love to reciprocate those feelings,

but I won't, because they're weak.

OK. Yes.

But I do accept your apology,

especially since you caught a bear for me!

Oh, uh... Where's my bear?

I released him safely this morning. What?!

He was gonna head up my security team!

And he totally trashed my place!

Urgh!

My waterbed!

Great No bear, my tent is ruined.

Jim... Argh! ..I no longer accept your apology!

Fair enough. We ready to roll?

What? All set, Dad.

Next year, let's bring the mattress and the speakers. Yay!

Goodbye, my sweet Jerry!

BIGFOOT SLURPS

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, home sweet home. Can't wait till next year.

RO-FL: Ah, this is the life.

Wow. Oh, good. You're alive. Uh...

I'm sorry, I was just having a little get-together.

No big thing.

Ha! This is amazing! Turn that music back up!

Who doesn't like a part...?

Argh! Argh! Aaaaargh!

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