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Lame. Lamer.
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Most lamest.
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Weaver, if you're going to post
pointless videos on the Internet...
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They're called Qwiq-Qwoqs.
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If you're going to post
pointless absurdly-named videos
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on the Internet,
you should make them more
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like this Jija Abrams kid's.
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Now there's a guy who knows
how to sparkle.
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Whatever. Could Jija Abrams
spawn this brilliance?
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CLASSICAL MUSIC
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Helmet, strike that unfortunate
video from my sight and memory.
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It can do that?
No, I just want you to feel bad.
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FLY BUZZING, ZAPPING
Uh! What was that?
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Do you mean the bug zapper?
ZAPPING
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You mean to tell me we sit
before a bringer of suffering?
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An extinguisher of life?
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A doler of death
so quick and callous
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it makes one question the
very purpose of existence itself!?
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Um. Yeah.
My mom bought it on sale yesterday.
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Why?
I could watch this all day.
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SLURPS
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I can't believe you watched this
all day.
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Learn from this. This... is sparkle.
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# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
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♪ Things were all good
Every day was the same
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♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos
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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close
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♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will
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♪ Witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal
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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
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♪ Now they got a cuz
Who's extra-terrestrial
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♪ He's super evil
And they're super good
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♪ It's Overlord
And The Underwoods. ♪
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FLY BUZZING
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ZAPPING
Nice! That was a big one.
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There she is! Flower of the hour!
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I always knew you'd make us proud!
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Overlord, has Weaver been playing
with your helmet again?
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Who knew such
an "altruistic animal lover"
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could, in her heart of hearts,
be a bug murderess.
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Oh, you're talking about
the bug zapper.
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Bug zapper, mini murder machine...
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As they famously say on your planet,
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"Tomato can be pronounced
two different ways!"
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They don't sell murder machines
at Joe's Garden Bonanza.
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Oh. Well, the dead flies on your
porch had friends and spouses,
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and thousands of kids,
whom are now waiting at home in vain
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for their loved ones.
They're flies! They're gross!
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They're annoying
AND they ruin barbecues.
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You could be describing Jim.
They're pests.
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Hmm. "Hmm," what?
No, no. I'm just wondering -
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who you are to decide
what's a pest and what's a pet?
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All of your pets are cute and fuzzy.
What about the pale lumpy ones?
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That is not true.
I adore all animals.
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Even ones from the bottom of the sea
with those weird monster faces.
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Uh-huh. What about rats?
Uh, they're super smart.
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Raccoons? What are they
but lovable garbage kittens, huh?
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Could you love a giant slug
with a slimy underbelly
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that played awful music
and spewed hot glitter?
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Well, if such a creature existed,
then yes, they would be my jam too.
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Excellent.
HE LAUGHS GLEEFULLY
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Ooh! There's another one.
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Danya and I worked on a trick-shot
for our Qwiq-Qwoq,
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and once we record it, we're finally
gonna go back to playing one-on-one.
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Wow, fun. I am totes jelly!
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Dad, please, never say that again.
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I was being ironic.
Don't kids do that anymore?
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We're more of a sarcasm generation.
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Well, I am jelly that you get
to hang with a buddy.
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I've got to work.
Jojo and I are going over
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the Franco Forrest
versus Felix Frocks firing fiasco.
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Ha!
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I just heard that alliteration
for the first time.
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No wonder that judge
was so annoyed with me.
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I could make a pretty cool
Qwiq-Qwoq.
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What do you think of me
juggling fire for Internet fame?
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No.
What about scissors?
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Well... No.
Yeah, no. No.
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Willow, since your father
has to work,
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why don't you take Weaver with you?
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And, please,
do not let him juggle anything.
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No way! Weaver's a pest!
Weaver's not a pest, he's a pet!
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I mean, he's my son and I love him.
But either you can take him with you
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or you stay here and help me clean
the 87 litter boxes
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I brought home from the shelter.
OK, fine, I'll take Weaver.
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But only if you promise
not to annoy Danya and me.
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Pfff. Would an annoying guy do this?
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One shot! Oh...
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Oh!
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Crumbs in my eye.
So, so many crumbs!
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Morning salutations, Underwoods.
I've brought you a gift.
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ALL EXCLAIM WITH DISGUST,
IT GURGLES
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Ahh-ha...
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OK, well, this was delicious.
I'm just gonna head out.
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Yeah. Things to do...
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Everybody's... Bye.
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Yes.
Is this...?
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Don't you eat him.
He's not to be eaten.
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He's a pet.
OK...
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The space-slug you see before you
is a slugum -
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a rare and exotic pet
from my planet.
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They've recently been designated
an endangered species
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by the Intergalactic Ministry
for the Preservation
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of Environment... Stuff.
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You said slugs were your jam, right?
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Then you should have no problem
getting through an entire day
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without OBLITERATING
this lovely, endangered creature.
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Easy. It's kind of cute
in an ugly sorta way.
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IT RETCHES
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What's happening?
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SPLATTING
Uh! 'Horrible!'
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That's what it does
when it's nervous. Oh...
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OK, so we've had some trouble
in the past,
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but I feel like today's the day.
Willow?
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Wait three seconds before you throw
the ball backward... Willow!
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...and then I'll get it in the net
by the... WILLOW!
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What!? What is it?
I'm bored.
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Willow, are you dedicated
to getting this Qwiq-Qwoq done,
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or are you just a Qwiq-Casual
who'd rather hang out
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with her annoying baby of a brother?
Look, I'm sorry,
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my mom wants us to
sibling bond before she dies.
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Just one second.
What?
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Stop being a pest.
Can I help with the video?
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Can you throw a basketball?
No.
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Can you shoot a basketball?
No.
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Can you look at a basketball without
shielding your face in terror?
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That's a no.
What if I handle the camera work?
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Well, we were gonna tape my phone to
that broom with a face drawn on it.
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What?
I'm way better than that broom.
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I have thumbs. And a REAL face.
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OK, fine.
So... I'm the director?
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Sure, whatever.
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TRIUMPHANT MUSIC BUILDS
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If there's one thing I know
about animals,
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it's that you must first gain
their trust with food.
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OK...
SLUG GURGLES
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How do you know which
is the mouth side
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and which is the not-mouth side?
You assume there's a difference?
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IT SHRIEKS,
SHE YELPS
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Ha-ha. That's what they do
when they're excited too. Yeah.
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Whoa...
SNIFFS
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Am I crazy, or does this smell
like cheap body spray?
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Diabolical, isn't it?
It's so bad!
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Oh, yes! Perfect.
I knew we'd land it.
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Ehh...
Just, don't listen to him.
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Well, if you don't want
my opinion... Yeah, correct.
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Just say it.
The video's not bad,
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BUT, as the director, I want to
make sure it's the best it can be.
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Right now, I just don't think it...
sparkles.
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I do.
I think it's adequately sparkly.
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Well, OK, guess if you don't wanna
involve me in the project,
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we could always go home
and clean out litter boxes.
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OK, Director. What are your notes?
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Are you sure you don't want
to destroy it?
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All it takes is a sprinkle
of breadcrumbs.
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Breadcrumbs?
Slugums are gluten intolerant.
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Of course!
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Soo...?
I told you, I'm not killing it.
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I love all animals.
Including this one.
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SQUEAKING
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FLOWER EXCLAIMS,
OVERLORD CHUCKLES
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What's happening!?
It's face-latching! Oh...
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It thinks you're its mother!
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OK... I can do this.
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It's just a little slimy
and a little suffocate-y.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho. It gets worse.
It gets SO much worse.
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Oh...
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Eurgh. I love all creatures.
SHUDDERS
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Ew!
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I love all creatures.
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EXHALES
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Ah... Uh...
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I love all creatures.
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JIM SHRIEKS UPSTAIRS
Glitter slime!
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It can go upstairs?
How'd it get upstairs?!
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It doesn't even have legs!
GRUNTS ANGRILY
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'Whatever, lady.'
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JIM SHUDDERS
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Glitter goo.
It had to be glitter goo.
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You know how hard it is
to get glitter out of carpet!?
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I'm still finding glitter from
our trip to Vegas four years ago.
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And now Jojo's about
to video call me
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and now I have to speed clean
this whole place. Oh, whoa.
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Sweetie, I get you're trying
to prove that all creatures
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are deserving of love. But maybe,
just maybe... some aren't?
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Ohh, how can you say that?
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If aggravating creatures
were undeserving of love,
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we wouldn't have Overlord.
Is that supposed to convince me?
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Ru-ude! Slugum's acting out
because it doesn't know us,
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it's in an unfamiliar environment.
Wouldn't you be scared?
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I don't... Maybe!
I wouldn't be such a jerk about it.
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Look, I gained some trust
with some food,
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and it cuddled my face for a bit...
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But we are making progress.
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Please?
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You'll hardly notice us.
Ah...
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Ow! Ooh!
OVERLORD LAUGHS
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It's begun its growth cycle!
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Look at that! Oh, it's sharp.
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I will put the baby barricade
on the stairs. Yeah.
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OVERLORD LAUGHS EXCITEDLY
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That is a big one!
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All right, so you know
what you have to do? Yep.
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Roger.
Operation Sparkle is a go.
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Cut!
Awesome! Great directing.
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Upload it and let's get on
with the game. One-V-one time!
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Ehh... What now?
Yeah, what is it?
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We should take it again.
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OK, look, if you don't want to play,
I can always call Patricia King.
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Her dad knows Drake's
cousin's neighbour's orthodontist
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so she's pretty cool.
OK, just go chill at the park.
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But, Willow...
No buts, OK? We bonded.
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Mom can't say we didn't.
You put me in charge of the video.
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I just want to make it mega-epic.
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No, it is, OK? It's ultra epic.
And now... we're done.
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Come on, just one more take.
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I'll go home and get some props,
and...
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Home? Yes! Please do that thing
where you leave.
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OK. In the meantime, get comfortable
looking natural with the basketball.
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I'll be right back.
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IT MURMURS
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Hmm...
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This...
OVERLORD CHUCKLES HAPPILY
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Huh!
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Hormones. That's what they do
when they're moody.
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And no, the beat never drops.
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That's right.
SLUGGY GURGLES
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SHE CRIES
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Are you ready?
SLUGGY SQUEAKS
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Fetch it in.
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Good! Oh...
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OK. Thank you.
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SHE SCREAMS
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OVERLORD LAUGHS
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Ah, the tentacle phase.
It's short but sweet.
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OK, Sluggy.
239
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,959
Sluggy?
240
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,479
Well, Jojo, maybe we should stop
looking at the feud
241
00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,959
and look at the party's
earlier partnership.
242
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,959
I'm listening.
243
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,959
They were friends, so who's to say
a fair deal wouldn't...
244
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:09,959
bring them back together.
245
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,959
You'll have both men at the table
for the first time today,
246
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,959
so maybe...
HE SCREAMS
247
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,959
SLUGGY SQUELCHES
Are you all right, Jim?
248
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,959
I can't tell if you just screamed
249
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,959
or simply lagged on an incredibly
loud and unflattering sneeze.
250
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:26,959
I'm... sorry, Jojo.
Flower is rescuing exotic pets.
251
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,959
SLUGGY GURGLES
252
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VERY exotic pets.
253
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,959
Oh, no, no, no, bad Sluggy!
254
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,479
I thought we had bonded!
255
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,960
Oh, no... OK.
256
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,959
Where is the... ?
257
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,959
Sluggy!
258
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,959
HE SPURTS
No!
259
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,319
What's wrong?
260
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,959
Oh, I don't know!
261
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,959
The musical space slug
spilling glitter goo everywhere?
262
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,959
Glitter AND goo, Flower!
263
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,959
Separately, they are already evil,
but together...
264
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,959
SLUGGY SQUEAKS JIM'S WORDS
265
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,959
What was that?!
That's the imitation phase.
266
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,959
Oh, it's a form of flattery.
Not in space.
267
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,959
Imitation? How many phases...
268
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,959
Do you know what?! It needs to go.
269
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,959
I need to get back to my call.
All right?
270
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,959
I'm going to take you to a farm
271
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,999
where you can play with other...
big... slugs!
272
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,999
SLUGGY, SQUEAKING: You can...
play with... other big slugs!
273
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,959
You know, failing to protect it
is just as bad as killing it. Oh.
274
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,959
Kind of like letting a fly
go into a zapper,
275
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,959
while its little fly children
scream,
276
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:34,959
"No! Don't go into the light, mommy!
Mommy, no!
277
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,959
"Papa, why isn't mommy moving?
Mommy..."
278
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,479
All right!
Jim, please don't hurt it.
279
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,959
It's... It's a beautiful creature!
I guess.
280
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,159
You know it's a pest!
281
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,959
Just, please, stop being stubborn...
282
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,959
Stubborn? Is it stubborn
to stick to your word?
283
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,959
To preserve an endangered species,
to hope that one day,
284
00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:01,959
all animals will honour you as
all cats honour Andrew Lloyd Webber.
285
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,959
What?!
286
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:04,959
MUFFLED SCREAM
287
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,959
Weaver!
288
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,319
OVERLORD LAUGHS
289
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,959
Are you seeing this?
SLUGGY GLUGS
290
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,999
You were supposed to be
at the school!
291
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,959
I just came home to get some quick
props for the Qwiq-Qwoq.
292
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:17,959
Ah!
293
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,959
Disgusting.
OVERLORD CHUCKLES
294
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,959
You. Block. Now.
295
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,959
OVERLORD GROANS
Come on!
296
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,639
Come on.
297
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,959
Ow. Aw, for crying out loud.
298
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,959
Ugh.
299
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,959
Well.. Uh...
SHE GRUNTS
300
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,959
OVERLORD CHUCKLES
301
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,960
Is that... ?
302
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,960
HE SLIPS
303
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,959
Ah! The cocoon phase!
304
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:53,319
It's built a pod where it will save
its strength to metamorphose.
305
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,959
A cocoon?
306
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,959
Well, at least it won't move,
or crawl, or...
307
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,959
What is that?
308
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,799
HE CHUCKLES
You've clearly imprinted on it.
309
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,959
Look at the volume.
OK. Um...
310
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:09,959
That grossness aside,
it looks like I did it!
311
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,999
Looks like I raised
the slugum with love...
312
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,959
Good job!
...and the day is almost over.
313
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,959
I'm proud of you.
314
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,959
And y'know, now that it's quiet,
315
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,959
there's something
kinda sweet about it.
316
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,959
Yeah, that's the hair.
317
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,319
THEY LAUGH
318
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,479
Oh, you fools!
You absolute fools!
319
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,319
SHE SIGHS
What?
320
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,959
How many times has something good
followed an intergalactic villain
321
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,959
saying the word "fools?"
322
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,959
A big fat zero!
Yes, yes, yes!
323
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,959
Hey, guys, I was thinking about
324
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,959
how to monetise the video
when it goes viral.
325
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,959
Are you comfortable
saying something offensive
326
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,960
and then doing an apology video?
327
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,959
Guys?
328
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,959
HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
329
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,959
So you're gonna let us in
on the joke now,
330
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,959
or are you just going
to inexplicably cackle
331
00:15:58,960 --> 00:15:59,999
for another ten minutes?
332
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,959
I've never seen a slugum
survive so long.
333
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,959
They're usually slain
in the house music phase.
334
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,959
Ooh, I wonder what sort of
dreadful monster it'll become!
335
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,959
Come again?
336
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,959
Slugums aren't pets,
that was a fib!
337
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,959
On my planet, they're seen as pests!
338
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,959
However horrible they are as larvae,
339
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,799
they must be ten times as horrible
when they're fully grown!
340
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,999
Do you know how many slugums
I've tried raising
341
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,319
and ended up bread-crumbing?
At least four!
342
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,959
But now,
I will have the awesome power
343
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,959
of a fully grown slugum
to claim my rightful place
344
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,959
as Number One!
EVIL LAUGH
345
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,959
So, this was all a plot
for you to regain your power?
346
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,959
What would happen if I killed it!?
347
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,959
Then I would have won the bet
and crushed your delicate spirit.
348
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,959
SHE GASPS
It's a win-win!
349
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,959
Right, Jim? High five!
350
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,959
It's crumb time.
351
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,959
No, no! Sluggy!
352
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,799
SHE SPITS
353
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,159
Did I save it? I can't tell
cos I got crumbs in my eye!
354
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,959
I'm so sorry.
It doesn't matter.
355
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,959
It's too late for that now.
356
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,959
Bread-crumbs only work
at the larval stage!
357
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,639
OMINOUS MUSIC
358
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,959
What about croutons.
I have some of those?
359
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,959
You guys know nothing of science.
360
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,960
We know nothing of science.
361
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,959
OMINOUS MUSIC
362
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,639
Now, Flower,
I know you love animals,
363
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,959
and under ordinary circumstances
you'd never hurt one.
364
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,959
But we need to do this.
Yeah.
365
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,959
Our family's at risk.
The town's at risk. Yeah.
366
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,959
The planet's at risk!
367
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:36,959
Oh, I am ready to rumble.
No space slug threatens my family...
368
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,960
SHE YELLS
369
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,959
I can't believe you...
HE YELLS
370
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,959
I can't believe you ditched me!
371
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,959
I can't believe you found us.
372
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,959
It's a small town, Danya,
there aren't a plethora
373
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,000
of basketball courts you'd be at,
come on.
374
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,319
You gonna tell me to leave again?
375
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,959
Look, I'm sorry,
but I've been looking forward
376
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,959
to playing one-on-one with Danya
all week.
377
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,959
I can't make any more Qwiq-Qwoqs.
I quit!
378
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,959
Oh, who cares about the Qwiq-Qwoqs!
You do.
379
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,959
You literally made the entire
afternoon about shooting one.
380
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,959
Well, it's just,
we finished the first video so fast,
381
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,959
and if we stopped then,
you wouldn't need me anymore.
382
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,959
That's what this is about?
I'm sorry.
383
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,959
It just felt good to
work on something with you again.
384
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:22,639
I mean, we used to hang out
all the time when we were younger,
385
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,959
but nowadays, it's like
you never want me around.
386
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,960
D-Do you not want me around?
387
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,959
I guess I haven't really
invited you to much, but...
388
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,959
Weavs, I'm getting older.
I gotta have my own friends.
389
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:36,959
Just like you have Overlord.
Overlord's both our friends.
390
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:37,959
Hmmm...
391
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,959
For what it's worth, even though
the video started as a trick,
392
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:45,959
I really started to believe we could
create a qwazy Qwiq-Qwoq together.
393
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,960
I guess it was fun trying some
of the more challenging shots...
394
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,959
And hanging with you, I guess.
395
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,640
Hey, Willow, are we playing?
396
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,320
Whatcha got in mind for the props?
397
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,959
SHE SCREAMS
398
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,960
BOTH GRUNT AND YELL
399
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,959
Greeting, Earthlings!
400
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,959
I am of an ancient species
of wise beings
401
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,959
who cross galaxies
in search of hosts kind enough
402
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,959
to let us come to fruition.
403
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:27,639
Your heart has been tested
and found true. Thank you, Overlord.
404
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,959
What now?
405
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,959
Your generosity is beyond compare.
406
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,639
As I spread joy and peace
throughout this planet,
407
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,959
know it is all because of you.
408
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,959
I just threw up in my helmet
a little.
409
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,959
Oh, honey...
410
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,960
OVERLORD HEAVES
Honey...
411
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,960
SHE LAUGHS
412
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,959
Yes!
THEY GIGGLE
413
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,959
You were right, Weaver,
we could make a better shot!
414
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,960
ETHEREAL SIGHS
415
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,159
Huh? What?
416
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,959
Sorry, did you guys do it already?
417
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,959
I got distracted.
418
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,959
Are you serious? You had one job.
419
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960
That was a once-in-a-lifetime shot,
you...
420
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,960
you person that I love!
421
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,960
Oh, we're sparkling!
422
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,960
Tagging your mom and...
You are welcome, Willow.
423
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,959
Never thought I'd say this
424
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,959
but I'm glad you didn't kill
the alien space slug.
425
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,959
Oh, I wasn't planning on killing it.
426
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,959
Just dislodging and containing it
until we could launch it
427
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,959
to a very, very, very,
very distant planet.
428
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,959
Jim,
you need to get back on your call.
429
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,959
Oh, you're more important.
430
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,959
'Sides, I'm sure Frankie
and Felix found a fulfilling finale
431
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,959
to their feud.
SHE LAUGHS
432
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,319
SHE SIGHS BLISSFULLY
433
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,959
Ooh, pointy.
434
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,959
Oh, pointy!
435
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,959
Hmm, not pointy.
436
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,959
Yeah, pointy!
437
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,960
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