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Dr O Lover?
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ABSENT-MINDED MUTTERING
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GRUNTING
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Where is it?
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Ah-ha!
LAUGHS
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Hey, anyone hear of a Dr O Lover?
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OVERLORD LAUGHS
Hands off.
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That's mine.
So, you're a doctor now?
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I'm in the witness protection, dummy.
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I can't use the name Overlord,
so I rearranged the letters.
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Wait...
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So your name is actually Overlord?
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This is coming from a kid
named Weaver?
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What are you, a spider?
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OVERLORD LAUGHS
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Yeah, boss. That's me.
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Careful with that paper airplane,
buddy. Remember, once...
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You were once hit in the eye
with a paper airplane
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and had to wear an eye patch
for a week,
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and everyone called you Cyclops
at the prom.
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Right.
I know.
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Cyclops! Ha! That is totally you.
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OK, "Doctor", what exactly
do you need these packages for?
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My device.
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You need a necklace that says "boss"
for a device?
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No, Jim.
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The necklace is so everyone knows
that I'm the boss
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when I use my device.
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What exactly is your device for?
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My convention.
What convention?
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The none-of-your-business
convention!
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I didn't take your make-up.
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I warned you,
if you didn't respect my things,
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there would be consequences,
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so you're coming to work
with me today to pay it off.
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Hey, that is so unfair!
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Thank you for taking Brutus today.
He's just...
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He's been at the shelter
for a while,
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and I just feel like he needs
some time with the family.
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Still nobody adopting him, Mom?
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It's always hard to find
forever homes for dogs this big.
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It doesn't help
that his name's Brutus.
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SARCASTIC LAUGHTER
You, car, now.
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Now, do not let Overlord
walk all over you today.
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JIM LAUGHS
Oh, please!
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Hey, Cyclops. I got a solution
for your gigantic dog.
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Oh, really?
BEEPING
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Wha...?
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Shrunk him!
I've done it again.
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Now, that's why I'm the boss!
You're welcome.
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What?
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# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
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♪ Things were all good
Every day was the same
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♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the cosmos
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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close
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♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will
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♪ Witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal
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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
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♪ Now they got a cuz
Who's extra-terrestrial
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♪ He's super evil
And they're super good
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♪ It's Overlord
And the Underwoods. ♪
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I found it.
Oh, no, that's just a dust bunny.
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How could you be so cavalier
with a living creature?
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You should just be happy
Brutus didn't explode.
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It was a 50-50 chance
that could happen.
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CRUNCH UNDERFOOT
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Oh, no!
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Its OK. It was just a corn chip.
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Eh.
QUIET BARKING
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There he is,
he ran under the fridge.
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Come here, boy.
Quick, Jim.
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Jim, fold yourself in half and slide
under the fridge to get him.
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It should be easy...
cos you have no spine!
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Boom! Roasted!
LAUGHS
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PHONE RINGS
Oh, I bet it's Flower.
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She always knows when there's
something wrong with an animal.
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Oh. Hello?
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'Dr O Lover?'
Dr O Lover?
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Yes, this is his address.
Oh, you'd like to speak with him?
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Karate chop!
If anyone asks about Dr O Lover,
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tell them he caught on fire.
No, no. A blimp accident.
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No, eh... Natural causes.
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Yeah.
OK.
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This is me not getting walked over.
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Hey, how dare you?
You're not the boss!
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Get your own necklace
that says "feeble man",
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cos that is what you are.
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Maybe we should call Mom.
Second karate chop!
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Hey!
No moms!
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Give me the necklace.
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You can have it back
after you unshrink the dog.
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It's a shrink device,
not an unshrink device.
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Give me the necklace!
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No. Fix the dog!
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FEARFUL WAILING
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What have I done?
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There.
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All the dogs have been walked,
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even the cross eyed-pug
that just wants to walk in circles.
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Did you feed the bunnies?
Yes. It was annoyingly adorable.
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Did you put water and seed down
for the parrots?
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OK, I do not like that bird.
It keeps threatening me.
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FLOWER LAUGHS
Bugsy is not threatening you.
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His previous owner
only watched gangster films.
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OK, you have not lived
until a bird is telling you
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it's gonna bust your kneecaps.
Mm-hm.
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Can I go now?
No.
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You can put away the food.
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Mom, I did not take your make-up.
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I would never take
something of yours.
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Oh, well, then,
tell me about the sweatshirt
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you're wearing right now.
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Um, would you believe
that I'm wearing it
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because I love to be reminded
of you?
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Oh!
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Aw!
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Go clean up the kennels.
Oh!
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Go on.
CHUCKLES
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PARROT SQUAWKS
You looking at me?
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I'll bust your kneecaps!
SQUAWK
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Tough bird.
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What have I done? I shrunk my kid.
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Oh, this is not as fun as the movie!
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CRUNCH UNDERFOOT
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Oh! Oh!
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SIGH OF RELIEF
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Thank goodness. It's just a chip.
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Why are there so many chips
on the floor? I just swept.
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Hey, Dad! Down here!
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You shrunk us,
you blandly-dressed fool!
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What? I can't hear you guys,
cos you're so small.
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Here.
Don't you even think about...
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SCREAMING
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Your hands!
They smell like corn chips!
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I'm so sorry, Overlord.
What can I do?
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OK, I'll come clean.
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There is one way to unshrink,
but it's unconventional.
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Great. Let's do it.
Very well.
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But you must follow my instructions,
no questions asked.
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Yeah, whatever it takes.
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Are you sure about this?
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No questions!
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Sorry, sorry. OK, now what?
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Now, connect the circles
then take a photo of yourself,
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and send it to everyone
on your contact list.
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Do it, now!
All right. Right.
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Uh...
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Done.
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OVERLORD LAUGHS
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I can't believe
you actually did that.
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What a fool!
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Why would putting yoghurt glasses
on your face unshrink us?
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I mean, come on, man!
Get a brain, nerd-duh!
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This is not funny.
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And then you actually sent
the photo!
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LAUGHS
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Overlord!
Overlord, this isn't funny.
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OVERLORD LAUGHS
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OK, it's... it's a bit funny.
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But I can't stay this size forever.
None of my clothes will fit.
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OK, I don't have an unshrink device,
but I know someone who does.
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He's a scientist.
When did you meet a scientist?
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At the retreat.
What retreat?
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The none-of-your-business retreat!
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LAUGHS
I'm a genius.
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You walked into that one.
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I've only met him online,
but here's the catch.
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He is super paranoid,
and will only deal with me.
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So...
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you're gonna have to pretend
to be me.
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How am I supposed to do that?
Put on one of your helmets?
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As if I'd let you put on
one of my helmets!
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What is he supposed to do?
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Just cobble together
an Overlord costume
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from household supplies?
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Think back!
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Wow, impressive work, Dad.
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No-one is going to believe
that I'm Overlord.
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Well, not with that attitude.
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Being Overlord is more than a mask,
and having perfect calf muscles.
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Aw... thanks.
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I meant ME.
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Just like being Jim
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is more than khaki pants
and having the hands of a baby.
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Well, moisturising is more important
than people...
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Silence!
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See? I don't ask, I command!
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Now, laugh maniacally.
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HIGH-PITCHED GIGGLE
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That's terrible.
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Try to be... scarier.
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OK, uh... Grr!
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I'm scary, I'm a... a bear!
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What kind of bear?
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Uh, a koala bear?
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Ugh! You picked the only bear
that you can cuddle safely.
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Come on, man!
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I will smite you! I love to smite!
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Quake in fear, as I always leave
the toilet seat up!
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I don't see where this is...
Silence!
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I think he's got it.
JIM LAUGHS
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DOORBELL
He's here.
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Time to shine, hamster hands.
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Who dares to bother me
while I'm busy
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not putting the recycling
in the proper bins?
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I will smite you with my lack
of table manners and...
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Are you a... a scientist?
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Scientist?
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Yeah, you know, here about, uh...
unshrinking the tiny problem.
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You Dr O?
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Yes, of course. Who else would I be?
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You got more than a tiny problem, buddy.
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SCREAMING
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Guys? Guys!
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Um, excuse me. Scary man?
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I have a name. It's Luis.
Yes.
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Of course, how rude of me.
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Luis, uh... What are you doing?
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Taking the stuff you bought.
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Stuff I bought?
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Wait, you never read my rights.
Where's your warrant?
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You see, I'm a lawyer, so...
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I thought you were a doctor.
Yes.
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And... a lawyer.
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You got two degrees,
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and you're still racking up
this much debt?
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Uh, what kind of cop are you?
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I'm not a cop, knucklehead.
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I'm a debt collector.
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You have thousands of dollars
of credit card debt.
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Oh... Frisbee.
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Did you just shrink us
to get out of some kind of debt?
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Obviously!
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How did you even get a credit card?
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Anyone can get a credit card.
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They'll preapprove
anything with a pulse.
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The tricky part is to get an adult
to co-sign for the card.
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Pick a card, any card.
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Ooh, magic. I love magic.
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All right.
Now...
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Sign that card.
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Right.
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Now, give me the signed card.
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OVERLORD LAUGHS
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Well, that wasn't magic.
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'What did you spend that money on?'
A few essentials.
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Lilith, I know we've only been
talking for the last two hours,
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but I feel you're the kind
of psychic that I can trust.
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Tell me, will I ever
conquer the universe?
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'Darling, I see great things
for you.
253
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'There's just one problem.'
Yes?
254
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,959
'Your credit card was declined.'
What?
255
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,960
Wait a sec.
256
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,959
Er...
257
00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,959
Full, full, full... Ah!
258
00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,959
This one has room.
LAUGHS
259
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,959
Another smoothie from your
state-of-the-art smoothie maker?
260
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:40,959
Obviously.
261
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,959
What can I say?
262
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,480
I got a taste for the good life.
And smoothies.
263
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,319
So sorry it took so long.
Your smoothie cup shrank with me,
264
00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,959
but your blender did not.
The task proved most difficult.
265
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,959
I managed...
266
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,959
You shrunk R0-FL too?
Of course.
267
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,959
I shrunk her first to make sure
268
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,799
the device was safe enough
to shrink the dog,
269
00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,959
which I did to make sure
it was safe enough to shrink us.
270
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,959
Ah, so, I'm less than a dog to you?
271
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,959
I have lasers!
OVERLORD GROANS
272
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,959
Your job is smoothies.
Stick to your lane.
273
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,959
STRAINING
274
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,319
Uh... what are you doing?
275
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,959
Taking items to pay off the debt
you owe to my boss.
276
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,959
Hey, that's my daughter's laptop,
277
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,959
and it wasn't paid for
with a credit card.
278
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,959
I don't work
for a credit card company.
279
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,959
You borrowed money to pay off
those credit cards.
280
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,959
Wait, I... I'm confused.
281
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,479
Your helmet too tight?
282
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,959
You came to the day
of his daughter's wedding
283
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,960
to ask a favour. A loan.
Wait, are you a mobster?
284
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,960
I prefer "violence-prone
criminal entrepreneur".
285
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,959
I'm here to get what's owed
and take you to my boss...
286
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,959
so he can break your kneecaps.
287
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,959
OK, there is
a serious misunderstanding.
288
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,639
I am Jim Underwood, not Over...
uh... Dr O Lover.
289
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,960
My boss said to get a guy
wearing goofy helmet and a cape.
290
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,959
So, you borrowed money
from criminals?
291
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:57,959
I had to pay off the credit cards,
292
00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,959
so I got the money
from some "moob stars".
293
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,959
I don't know exactly
what a moob star is,
294
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,959
but I got the idea from that parrot
at Flower's work.
295
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,159
Mobsters are super dangerous!
296
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,639
Super stupid!
297
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,959
They said if I didn't pay them back,
they'd break my kneecaps.
298
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,959
Fools!
I don't have kneecaps!
299
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,999
LAUGHS
300
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,959
So it was free money.
301
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,959
Plus, they didn't know
where to find me.
302
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,959
But then Dad answered the phone,
and they figured out where you live.
303
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,959
I saw an opportunity to set him up
and take the fall.
304
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,959
I'd shrink myself
and dress him up like me.
305
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,959
The moob stars get someone
to beat up,
306
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,959
and I get out of my debt.
Everyone wins.
307
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:36,959
Except Jim.
308
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,959
He must learn a valuable lesson
about answering phones.
309
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,959
You didn't have to shrink me too.
310
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,999
I didn't want to get lonely
all by myself.
311
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,959
Unbelievable.
It's like I'm not even here.
312
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,959
I don't know why you ARE here.
313
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,640
This smoothie isn't gonna
refill itself.
314
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,959
I'm... I'm calling Mom.
315
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,960
What? Hey! I said no moms!
316
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,999
Don't you even... You!
317
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,959
No! Don't you...
GRUMBLES
318
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,959
You jump on one more,
and you're gonna get zapped!
319
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,959
PHONE RINGS
Huh, Weaver.
320
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,959
Hey, Weaver.
'Mom!
321
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,959
'Overlord shrunk...
There's a mob guy...
322
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,959
'Break... kneecap.'
323
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,160
Honey, you sound like a chipmunk.
Must be a bad connection.
324
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,960
Is... is that my make-up bag?
325
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,960
I think.
326
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,959
OK, that bird is the worst.
Yeah, I was looking at you.
327
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,959
You're a bird who quotes
mobster movies!
328
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,959
SQUAWK
I'll break your knees!
329
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,959
Yeah, go for it,
you cracker-eating avian doof!
330
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,959
SQUAWK
You got a problem?
331
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,639
Did you get a picture from Dad
wearing yoghurt glasses?
332
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,959
Picture? What picture?
333
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,959
Are you OK?
334
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:51,959
Mm-hm.
335
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,959
I will be when you've finished
with that food.
336
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,479
SIGHS
Fine.
337
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,959
Oh, my...
338
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:03,959
No luck getting Mom.
I can't believe you did this to Dad.
339
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,959
Ah, you're just upset
because you're worried
340
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,959
you're gonna be tiny forever.
341
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:08,959
Don't worry, Weaver, my man.
342
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,959
I can use the shrink device
to get us back to regular size.
343
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,959
I lied about that too.
You mean THAT shrink device?
344
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:15,959
OVERLORD GASPS
345
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,959
Sweet Jupiter's moon!
We need to rescue that device.
346
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,959
You mean Dad?
347
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,960
If there's time,
we'll squeeze it in. Let's go.
348
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:28,959
What are we gonna do now?
349
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,959
Argh! This is terrible!
350
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,639
I can't stay this size forever.
351
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,959
How will I conquer the galaxy
as a tiny lord?
352
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,959
You know what? This is Jim's fault.
353
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,479
It's 100% your fault.
354
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,319
What? Your math is off.
355
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,960
I have an idea.
We need to get to the kitchen table.
356
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,959
Honey?
357
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,319
I need to tell you something...
OK, no, Mom, let me go first.
358
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,959
I do use your make-up
all the time without asking.
359
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,959
But it's only because
I think you're so pretty,
360
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,959
and I wanted to look like you.
361
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,959
I really don't remember losing it,
I'm sorry.
362
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,959
Well, that's what I wanted
to tell you.
363
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,959
I found the make-up bag.
Yes! Yes, I knew I didn't take it!
364
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,959
Oh, and I fully expect to be paid
for the hours I worked, by the way.
365
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,959
OK, that is fair,
and I will make it up to you,
366
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,959
but first, is Overlord
shrinking things around the house?
367
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,639
Not that I know of,
but that is very on-brand for him.
368
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:19,799
Why?
369
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,959
Well, I did find the make-up bag,
and it was shrunk,
370
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,959
and I swallowed it.
What?
371
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:26,959
Why would you swallow it?
372
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,639
I don't know! I don't know.
I panicked, I panicked.
373
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,959
Wait. Well, you don't think
it's gonna unshrink
374
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,959
while it's inside you, do you?
NERVOUS LAUGHTER
375
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,960
That is literally
all I can think about.
376
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,959
Dental floss and a paperclip.
377
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,959
Voila, home-made grappling hook.
Lob it up there.
378
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:45,960
Hup!
379
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,959
Ah-ha! Now I get why
two out of three dentists
380
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,959
recommend flossing, right? Ha!
381
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,959
Dentists?
382
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,959
I officially regret shrinking you.
Alley-oop!
383
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,960
Just... take it easy there.
384
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,319
Whoa, whoa.
OK, there's just no padding in here.
385
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,959
Those are some nice garden gnomes.
386
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,639
Oh, thank you. I got them
on a great little online store
387
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,959
called Gnome Man's Land, and...
Shut up!
388
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,959
Stay here or I'll break your knees.
389
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,959
You said you were gonna
do that regardless.
390
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,999
Well, I'll EXTRA break 'em.
391
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,160
OK. But not the gnomes. No. No!
392
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,800
SOBS
My babies!
393
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,959
PANTING FROM EFFORT
394
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,959
FRIGHTENED WHIMPER
395
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,800
Come on, it's not that high.
Let's go.
396
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,959
PANTING FROM EFFORT
397
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,959
This might actually work.
LAUGHS
398
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:42,999
Let's go!
399
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,959
LAUGHTER
400
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,959
That's it.
Hit it.
401
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,959
WHOOPING
402
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,959
Yes!
This is awesome.
403
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,959
This is great, I do admit.
This is a little bit fun.
404
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,959
LAUGHTER
405
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,959
How exactly
are you steering this thing?
406
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,960
I thought you were steering it.
407
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,479
SCREAMING
408
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,959
LUIS SCREAMS
409
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:07,960
My eye!
410
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,959
JIM SIGHS
Saturday.
411
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,959
I used to love Saturday.
412
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,960
Have a bagel, do a crossword.
413
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:24,959
Now I'm dressed like an alien
and kidnapped by a gangster.
414
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,959
Come on.
PANTING FROM EFFORT
415
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:29,959
Dad!
Weaver?
416
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,959
We're here to save you. Let's go.
417
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:32,959
What about the handcuffs?
418
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,959
Dislocate your thumbs and slide
your hands out of the cuffs.
419
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,959
Then use the shrink device
to shrink the collector
420
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,959
and crush him like a bug!
421
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,959
I am not crushing anyone.
422
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,479
Crush him like Flower's dreams
were crushed when she married you!
423
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,960
Do as I command!
424
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,959
Silence!
425
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,959
You are not the boss of me.
426
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,959
Argh, you take and you take
and you take,
427
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,959
and... and you never clean.
428
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,959
And you miss the toilet
at least half the time.
429
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,959
Did you ever think for a second
430
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,959
that if you weren't such a liar
and a jerk to everyone,
431
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,959
you wouldn't be so alone
in the universe?
432
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,959
LUIS WHIMPERS
433
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,799
I just try to do my job.
434
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,959
You don't have to be so harsh!
435
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:16,959
SOBS
436
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:21,999
I guess as a doctor, you really know
how to hurt a guy's heart.
437
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,959
Again, not a doctor.
438
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,959
But you're bang on.
439
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,639
I never think of others.
440
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,959
I never clean up after myself.
441
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,959
Oh!
442
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,159
Nobody likes me, cos I'm a jerk.
443
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,959
SOBS
444
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,959
I'm so alone in the universe.
445
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,959
Oh... there, there, scary man.
446
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:42,960
It's OK.
447
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,959
I'd hug you if I was uncuffed.
448
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,960
Take the key.
Oh, yes, please.
449
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,959
I guess I've always been
overcompensating
450
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,959
for my own fear of rejection
by being mean.
451
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,159
I guess...
452
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,960
I try to hurt others
before they can hurt me.
453
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,479
Yes, well, like I said before,
I'm not an actual doctor,
454
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,959
but I appreciate you sharing.
455
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,959
And you can keep all the stuff
bought on that credit card.
456
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:10,959
That should cover the debt.
457
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,959
Maybe you can throw in
one of those gnomes? No!
458
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,959
But I thought
now that we're friends...
459
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,959
Silence!
DOOR OPENS
460
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:18,999
Oh, uh...
461
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,959
Hi. What's going on?
462
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,959
Yeah, and why is there a strange man
taking my laptop out of his bag?
463
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,959
And why are you dressed like...
Oh, it's a long story.
464
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,959
OK, well, then tell me later,
465
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,959
because I'm going to the mall
to spend the cash I just earned.
466
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,960
Willow, I just wanted to say
that I'm sorry.
467
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,959
Sometimes it's hard to believe
that my little baby
468
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,959
is now big enough to wear my clothes
and use my make up.
469
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,479
It's OK, Mom.
470
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,959
Well, it's cool out.
471
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,999
Do you want to borrow my jacket
that you really like?
472
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,959
Really?
Yeah.
473
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:48,960
Yeah, that'd be awesome.
474
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,959
Have a good time.
475
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,959
PANTING
476
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,959
Hurry up. I hate being this small.
477
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,959
I just saw a spider
giving me the eye.
478
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,959
Well... many eyes.
479
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,799
I can't help but think
maybe I'm forgetting something.
480
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,999
I know.
WHISTLES
481
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,960
DOG PANTING
482
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,160
A button!
What an adventure you must have had.
483
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,000
Ah, yes.
DOG BARKS
484
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,959
Wait! Who is this amazing pooch?
Oh, my goodness, yes!
485
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,159
Oh, my goodness, yes!
486
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,959
Oh, you give the best kisses!
487
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,959
Slow your roll.
That mouth, it's been places.
488
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,959
His name is Brutus.
He's actually up for adoption.
489
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,959
He looks tough,
but he's a sweetie pie.
490
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,159
I always wanted a dog.
491
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,959
Well, you need to change
certain things,
492
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,959
like... your line of business.
493
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,960
For this lovable giant?
In a heartbeat.
494
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,959
Uh, did you shrink my make-up bag?
Of course.
495
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:43,960
OK, I have a question.
496
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,959
You ate it?!
LAUGHS
497
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,639
No. You won't die.
498
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,639
You just have to follow
my directions to the word.
499
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,959
Now what you're gonna want to do
is get a big bucket of yoghurt...
500
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,319
Silence!
501
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,999
Well played, Jim.
502
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,960
Oh! Thank you.
And you ruined it by thanking me.
503
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,959
I don't know, I still have
this weird feeling
504
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,959
that we forgot something.
505
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,319
No, I think we're good.
506
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,959
Yeah, you're right.
I'm probably overthinking it.
507
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,959
So sorry it took so long.
NERVOUS LAUGH
508
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,959
Guys? Hello?
509
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,479
Overlord?
510
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,160
Overlord!
511
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,960
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