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Dr O Lover?

ABSENT-MINDED MUTTERING

GRUNTING

Where is it?

Ah-ha! LAUGHS

Hey, anyone hear of a Dr O Lover?

OVERLORD LAUGHS Hands off.

That's mine. So, you're a doctor now?

I'm in the witness protection, dummy.

I can't use the name Overlord, so I rearranged the letters.

Wait...

So your name is actually Overlord?

This is coming from a kid named Weaver?

What are you, a spider?

OVERLORD LAUGHS

Yeah, boss. That's me.

Careful with that paper airplane, buddy. Remember, once...

You were once hit in the eye with a paper airplane

and had to wear an eye patch for a week,

and everyone called you Cyclops at the prom.

Right. I know.

Cyclops! Ha! That is totally you.

OK, "Doctor", what exactly do you need these packages for?

My device.

You need a necklace that says "boss" for a device?

No, Jim.

The necklace is so everyone knows that I'm the boss

when I use my device.

What exactly is your device for?

My convention. What convention?

The none-of-your-business convention!

I didn't take your make-up.

I warned you, if you didn't respect my things,

there would be consequences,

so you're coming to work with me today to pay it off.

Hey, that is so unfair!

Thank you for taking Brutus today. He's just...

He's been at the shelter for a while,

and I just feel like he needs some time with the family.

Still nobody adopting him, Mom?

It's always hard to find forever homes for dogs this big.

It doesn't help that his name's Brutus.

SARCASTIC LAUGHTER You, car, now.

Now, do not let Overlord walk all over you today.

JIM LAUGHS Oh, please!

Hey, Cyclops. I got a solution for your gigantic dog.

Oh, really? BEEPING

Wha...?

Shrunk him! I've done it again.

Now, that's why I'm the boss! You're welcome.

What?

# The Underwoods The fam of the hour

♪ Hallow Bay's finest Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower

♪ Things were all good Every day was the same

♪ Then, ding-dong Their lives all changed... ♪

Overlord! ♪ Second most wanted in the cosmos

♪ Sold out his boss Cos the space feds were too close

♪ No more running round Crushing lives at will

♪ Witness protection Sorry, that's the deal

♪ A fall from grace For someone so celestial

♪ Now they got a cuz Who's extra-terrestrial

♪ He's super evil And they're super good

♪ It's Overlord And the Underwoods. ♪

I found it. Oh, no, that's just a dust bunny.

How could you be so cavalier with a living creature?

You should just be happy Brutus didn't explode.

It was a 50-50 chance that could happen.

CRUNCH UNDERFOOT

Oh, no!

Its OK. It was just a corn chip.

Eh. QUIET BARKING

There he is, he ran under the fridge.

Come here, boy. Quick, Jim.

Jim, fold yourself in half and slide under the fridge to get him.

It should be easy... cos you have no spine!

Boom! Roasted! LAUGHS

PHONE RINGS Oh, I bet it's Flower.

She always knows when there's something wrong with an animal.

Oh. Hello?

'Dr O Lover?' Dr O Lover?

Yes, this is his address. Oh, you'd like to speak with him?

Karate chop! If anyone asks about Dr O Lover,

tell them he caught on fire. No, no. A blimp accident.

No, eh... Natural causes.

Yeah. OK.

This is me not getting walked over.

Hey, how dare you? You're not the boss!

Get your own necklace that says "feeble man",

cos that is what you are.

Maybe we should call Mom. Second karate chop!

Hey! No moms!

Give me the necklace.

You can have it back after you unshrink the dog.

It's a shrink device, not an unshrink device.

Give me the necklace!

No. Fix the dog!

FEARFUL WAILING

What have I done?

There.

All the dogs have been walked,

even the cross eyed-pug that just wants to walk in circles.

Did you feed the bunnies? Yes. It was annoyingly adorable.

Did you put water and seed down for the parrots?

OK, I do not like that bird. It keeps threatening me.

FLOWER LAUGHS Bugsy is not threatening you.

His previous owner only watched gangster films.

OK, you have not lived until a bird is telling you

it's gonna bust your kneecaps. Mm-hm.

Can I go now? No.

You can put away the food.

Mom, I did not take your make-up.

I would never take something of yours.

Oh, well, then, tell me about the sweatshirt

you're wearing right now.

Um, would you believe that I'm wearing it

because I love to be reminded of you?

Oh!

Aw!

Go clean up the kennels. Oh!

Go on. CHUCKLES

PARROT SQUAWKS You looking at me?

I'll bust your kneecaps! SQUAWK

Tough bird.

What have I done? I shrunk my kid.

Oh, this is not as fun as the movie!

CRUNCH UNDERFOOT

Oh! Oh!

SIGH OF RELIEF

Thank goodness. It's just a chip.

Why are there so many chips on the floor? I just swept.

Hey, Dad! Down here!

You shrunk us, you blandly-dressed fool!

What? I can't hear you guys, cos you're so small.

Here. Don't you even think about...

SCREAMING

Your hands! They smell like corn chips!

I'm so sorry, Overlord. What can I do?

OK, I'll come clean.

There is one way to unshrink, but it's unconventional.

Great. Let's do it. Very well.

But you must follow my instructions, no questions asked.

Yeah, whatever it takes.

Are you sure about this?

No questions!

Sorry, sorry. OK, now what?

Now, connect the circles then take a photo of yourself,

and send it to everyone on your contact list.

Do it, now! All right. Right.

Uh...

Done.

OVERLORD LAUGHS

I can't believe you actually did that.

What a fool!

Why would putting yoghurt glasses on your face unshrink us?

I mean, come on, man! Get a brain, nerd-duh!

This is not funny.

And then you actually sent the photo!

LAUGHS

Overlord! Overlord, this isn't funny.

OVERLORD LAUGHS

OK, it's... it's a bit funny.

But I can't stay this size forever. None of my clothes will fit.

OK, I don't have an unshrink device, but I know someone who does.

He's a scientist. When did you meet a scientist?

At the retreat. What retreat?

The none-of-your-business retreat!

LAUGHS I'm a genius.

You walked into that one.

I've only met him online, but here's the catch.

He is super paranoid, and will only deal with me.

So...

you're gonna have to pretend to be me.

How am I supposed to do that? Put on one of your helmets?

As if I'd let you put on one of my helmets!

What is he supposed to do?

Just cobble together an Overlord costume

from household supplies?

Think back!

Wow, impressive work, Dad.

No-one is going to believe that I'm Overlord.

Well, not with that attitude.

Being Overlord is more than a mask, and having perfect calf muscles.

Aw... thanks.

I meant ME.

Just like being Jim

is more than khaki pants and having the hands of a baby.

Well, moisturising is more important than people...

Silence!

See? I don't ask, I command!

Now, laugh maniacally.

HIGH-PITCHED GIGGLE

That's terrible.

Try to be... scarier.

OK, uh... Grr!

I'm scary, I'm a... a bear!

What kind of bear?

Uh, a koala bear?

Ugh! You picked the only bear that you can cuddle safely.

Come on, man!

I will smite you! I love to smite!

Quake in fear, as I always leave the toilet seat up!

I don't see where this is... Silence!

I think he's got it. JIM LAUGHS

DOORBELL He's here.

Time to shine, hamster hands.

Who dares to bother me while I'm busy

not putting the recycling in the proper bins?

I will smite you with my lack of table manners and...

Are you a... a scientist?

Scientist?

Yeah, you know, here about, uh... unshrinking the tiny problem.

You Dr O?

Yes, of course. Who else would I be?

You got more than a tiny problem, buddy.

SCREAMING

Guys? Guys!

Um, excuse me. Scary man?

I have a name. It's Luis. Yes.

Of course, how rude of me.

Luis, uh... What are you doing?

Taking the stuff you bought.

Stuff I bought?

Wait, you never read my rights. Where's your warrant?

You see, I'm a lawyer, so...

I thought you were a doctor. Yes.

And... a lawyer.

You got two degrees,

and you're still racking up this much debt?

Uh, what kind of cop are you?

I'm not a cop, knucklehead.

I'm a debt collector.

You have thousands of dollars of credit card debt.

Oh... Frisbee.

Did you just shrink us to get out of some kind of debt?

Obviously!

How did you even get a credit card?

Anyone can get a credit card.

They'll preapprove anything with a pulse.

The tricky part is to get an adult to co-sign for the card.

Pick a card, any card.

Ooh, magic. I love magic.

All right. Now...

Sign that card.

Right.

Now, give me the signed card.

OVERLORD LAUGHS

Well, that wasn't magic.

'What did you spend that money on?' A few essentials.

Lilith, I know we've only been talking for the last two hours,

but I feel you're the kind of psychic that I can trust.

Tell me, will I ever conquer the universe?

'Darling, I see great things for you.

'There's just one problem.' Yes?

'Your credit card was declined.' What?

Wait a sec.

Er...

Full, full, full... Ah!

This one has room. LAUGHS

Another smoothie from your state-of-the-art smoothie maker?

Obviously.

What can I say?

I got a taste for the good life. And smoothies.

So sorry it took so long. Your smoothie cup shrank with me,

but your blender did not. The task proved most difficult.

I managed...

You shrunk R0-FL too? Of course.

I shrunk her first to make sure

the device was safe enough to shrink the dog,

which I did to make sure it was safe enough to shrink us.

Ah, so, I'm less than a dog to you?

I have lasers! OVERLORD GROANS

Your job is smoothies. Stick to your lane.

STRAINING

Uh... what are you doing?

Taking items to pay off the debt you owe to my boss.

Hey, that's my daughter's laptop,

and it wasn't paid for with a credit card.

I don't work for a credit card company.

You borrowed money to pay off those credit cards.

Wait, I... I'm confused.

Your helmet too tight?

You came to the day of his daughter's wedding

to ask a favour. A loan. Wait, are you a mobster?

I prefer "violence-prone criminal entrepreneur".

I'm here to get what's owed and take you to my boss...

so he can break your kneecaps.

OK, there is a serious misunderstanding.

I am Jim Underwood, not Over... uh... Dr O Lover.

My boss said to get a guy wearing goofy helmet and a cape.

So, you borrowed money from criminals?

I had to pay off the credit cards,

so I got the money from some "moob stars".

I don't know exactly what a moob star is,

but I got the idea from that parrot at Flower's work.

Mobsters are super dangerous!

Super stupid!

They said if I didn't pay them back, they'd break my kneecaps.

Fools! I don't have kneecaps!

LAUGHS

So it was free money.

Plus, they didn't know where to find me.

But then Dad answered the phone, and they figured out where you live.

I saw an opportunity to set him up and take the fall.

I'd shrink myself and dress him up like me.

The moob stars get someone to beat up,

and I get out of my debt. Everyone wins.

Except Jim.

He must learn a valuable lesson about answering phones.

You didn't have to shrink me too.

I didn't want to get lonely all by myself.

Unbelievable. It's like I'm not even here.

I don't know why you ARE here.

This smoothie isn't gonna refill itself.

I'm... I'm calling Mom.

What? Hey! I said no moms!

Don't you even... You!

No! Don't you... GRUMBLES

You jump on one more, and you're gonna get zapped!

PHONE RINGS Huh, Weaver.

Hey, Weaver. 'Mom!

'Overlord shrunk... There's a mob guy...

'Break... kneecap.'

Honey, you sound like a chipmunk. Must be a bad connection.

Is... is that my make-up bag?

I think.

OK, that bird is the worst. Yeah, I was looking at you.

You're a bird who quotes mobster movies!

SQUAWK I'll break your knees!

Yeah, go for it, you cracker-eating avian doof!

SQUAWK You got a problem?

Did you get a picture from Dad wearing yoghurt glasses?

Picture? What picture?

Are you OK?

Mm-hm.

I will be when you've finished with that food.

SIGHS Fine.

Oh, my...

No luck getting Mom. I can't believe you did this to Dad.

Ah, you're just upset because you're worried

you're gonna be tiny forever.

Don't worry, Weaver, my man.

I can use the shrink device to get us back to regular size.

I lied about that too. You mean THAT shrink device?

OVERLORD GASPS

Sweet Jupiter's moon! We need to rescue that device.

You mean Dad?

If there's time, we'll squeeze it in. Let's go.

What are we gonna do now?

Argh! This is terrible!

I can't stay this size forever.

How will I conquer the galaxy as a tiny lord?

You know what? This is Jim's fault.

It's 100% your fault.

What? Your math is off.

I have an idea. We need to get to the kitchen table.

Honey?

I need to tell you something... OK, no, Mom, let me go first.

I do use your make-up all the time without asking.

But it's only because I think you're so pretty,

and I wanted to look like you.

I really don't remember losing it, I'm sorry.

Well, that's what I wanted to tell you.

I found the make-up bag. Yes! Yes, I knew I didn't take it!

Oh, and I fully expect to be paid for the hours I worked, by the way.

OK, that is fair, and I will make it up to you,

but first, is Overlord shrinking things around the house?

Not that I know of, but that is very on-brand for him.

Why?

Well, I did find the make-up bag, and it was shrunk,

and I swallowed it. What?

Why would you swallow it?

I don't know! I don't know. I panicked, I panicked.

Wait. Well, you don't think it's gonna unshrink

while it's inside you, do you? NERVOUS LAUGHTER

That is literally all I can think about.

Dental floss and a paperclip.

Voila, home-made grappling hook. Lob it up there.

Hup!

Ah-ha! Now I get why two out of three dentists

recommend flossing, right? Ha!

Dentists?

I officially regret shrinking you. Alley-oop!

Just... take it easy there.

Whoa, whoa. OK, there's just no padding in here.

Those are some nice garden gnomes.

Oh, thank you. I got them on a great little online store

called Gnome Man's Land, and... Shut up!

Stay here or I'll break your knees.

You said you were gonna do that regardless.

Well, I'll EXTRA break 'em.

OK. But not the gnomes. No. No!

SOBS My babies!

PANTING FROM EFFORT

FRIGHTENED WHIMPER

Come on, it's not that high. Let's go.

PANTING FROM EFFORT

This might actually work. LAUGHS

Let's go!

LAUGHTER

That's it. Hit it.

WHOOPING

Yes! This is awesome.

This is great, I do admit. This is a little bit fun.

LAUGHTER

How exactly are you steering this thing?

I thought you were steering it.

SCREAMING

LUIS SCREAMS

My eye!

JIM SIGHS Saturday.

I used to love Saturday.

Have a bagel, do a crossword.

Now I'm dressed like an alien and kidnapped by a gangster.

Come on. PANTING FROM EFFORT

Dad! Weaver?

We're here to save you. Let's go.

What about the handcuffs?

Dislocate your thumbs and slide your hands out of the cuffs.

Then use the shrink device to shrink the collector

and crush him like a bug!

I am not crushing anyone.

Crush him like Flower's dreams were crushed when she married you!

Do as I command!

Silence!

You are not the boss of me.

Argh, you take and you take and you take,

and... and you never clean.

And you miss the toilet at least half the time.

Did you ever think for a second

that if you weren't such a liar and a jerk to everyone,

you wouldn't be so alone in the universe?

LUIS WHIMPERS

I just try to do my job.

You don't have to be so harsh!

SOBS

I guess as a doctor, you really know how to hurt a guy's heart.

Again, not a doctor.

But you're bang on.

I never think of others.

I never clean up after myself.

Oh!

Nobody likes me, cos I'm a jerk.

SOBS

I'm so alone in the universe.

Oh... there, there, scary man.

It's OK.

I'd hug you if I was uncuffed.

Take the key. Oh, yes, please.

I guess I've always been overcompensating

for my own fear of rejection by being mean.

I guess...

I try to hurt others before they can hurt me.

Yes, well, like I said before, I'm not an actual doctor,

but I appreciate you sharing.

And you can keep all the stuff bought on that credit card.

That should cover the debt.

Maybe you can throw in one of those gnomes? No!

But I thought now that we're friends...

Silence! DOOR OPENS

Oh, uh...

Hi. What's going on?

Yeah, and why is there a strange man taking my laptop out of his bag?

And why are you dressed like... Oh, it's a long story.

OK, well, then tell me later,

because I'm going to the mall to spend the cash I just earned.

Willow, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.

Sometimes it's hard to believe that my little baby

is now big enough to wear my clothes and use my make up.

It's OK, Mom.

Well, it's cool out.

Do you want to borrow my jacket that you really like?

Really? Yeah.

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

Have a good time.

PANTING

Hurry up. I hate being this small.

I just saw a spider giving me the eye.

Well... many eyes.

I can't help but think maybe I'm forgetting something.

I know. WHISTLES

DOG PANTING

A button! What an adventure you must have had.

Ah, yes. DOG BARKS

Wait! Who is this amazing pooch? Oh, my goodness, yes!

Oh, my goodness, yes!

Oh, you give the best kisses!

Slow your roll. That mouth, it's been places.

His name is Brutus. He's actually up for adoption.

He looks tough, but he's a sweetie pie.

I always wanted a dog.

Well, you need to change certain things,

like... your line of business.

For this lovable giant? In a heartbeat.

Uh, did you shrink my make-up bag? Of course.

OK, I have a question.

You ate it?! LAUGHS

No. You won't die.

You just have to follow my directions to the word.

Now what you're gonna want to do is get a big bucket of yoghurt...

Silence!

Well played, Jim.

Oh! Thank you. And you ruined it by thanking me.

I don't know, I still have this weird feeling

that we forgot something.

No, I think we're good.

Yeah, you're right. I'm probably overthinking it.

So sorry it took so long. NERVOUS LAUGH

Guys? Hello?

Overlord?

Overlord!

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