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You're home early.
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BOTH SCREAM
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What are you doing on my computer?
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The real question is, what are you
doing home at 4:15 on a Wednesday?
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Hm? What about your club thingy?
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It... It doesn't matter.
It matters to me.
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Sort of.
Whenever I confide in you,
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you either laugh at me or overreact.
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I swear, by the revered
Goblet of Finkoid,
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I will do neither of those things.
OK...
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So, I've been part of this awesome
a cappella club.
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It's called The Underscores.
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OVERLORD LAUGHS
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Sorry, go on.
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Well, my friend Connor was elected
to be the new head of the club...
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Mm-hm.
...and he kicked me out.
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I'm sure it's not personal.
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OVERLORD YELLS
Whoa!
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Connor is your nemesis,
and we must annihilate him!
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What? I neither laughed,
nor overreacted.
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I did both. Ha! I win!
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Now...
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...to destroy this Connor monster.
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My laptop.
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# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
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♪ Things were all good
Every day was the same
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♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos
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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close
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♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will
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♪ Witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal
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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
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♪ Now they got a cuz
Who's extra-terrestrial
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♪ He's super evil
And they're super good
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♪ It's Overlord
And The Underwoods. ♪
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Uh...
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Holy legs.
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You're wearing under trousers
to work?
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No, I took the day off.
It's Three-legged Thursday.
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Flower and I are doing
a three-legged run
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for three-legged pets.
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Ooh, need me to remove
the fourth one?
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What? No, thank you.
Zip!
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Dad, I'm volunteering with some
of the most competitive athletes
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at my school. OK?
You can't wear those shorts.
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These are from 1999
and they still fit.
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Do they, Dad? Do they?
Well, I think you look... breezy.
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Aw. Well, this day in '99 was
a special one, wasn't it, sweetie?
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It sure was.
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Now, let's get out there.
If we want to win this thing,
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then we're gonna have to train
all morning.
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Been so busy at work.
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Win? This is a run, not a race.
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We just need to finish. Totally,
we just have to finish first.
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{\an8}Uh...
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{\an8}Isn't that Willow's toothbrush?
Mm-hm.
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{\an8}Oh, good news.
I have a surprise for you.
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{\an8}R0-FL, now!
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Oh, good, an air freshener.
No, you ingrate.
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It's a nemesis neutraliser.
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If you throw this cube at someone,
it will render them helpless.
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How?
Watch.
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CACKLING
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Whoa, cool.
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That was unexpected.
Where did the cube go, you ask?
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Oh. Where did the...
It disappeared!
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Destroying all the evidence.
It's the perfect crime cube!
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Ha-ha!
Connor isn't my nemesis.
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I thought he was my friend.
We used to hang all the time.
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I just need to convince him
to let me back in the club.
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Using the Cube of Crime?
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Nope.
Fine, stay basic.
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At least you still have Film Club.
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I just don't get it.
I've always really liked Connor.
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How can you not?
He has a voice like Ariana Grande
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and a range like Ariana Grande.
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Oh, no, what is he doing here?
And what is he wearing?
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Mr Underwood, Miss...
I don't know what your last name is.
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You can't be here.
Relax. I'm undercover as...
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Wait for it.
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...a teacher.
Yeah, nobody's gonna buy that.
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Weavester, Bebester,
Ms Pressburger.
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Oh, I'm the new drama teacher
that you hired.
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Mr... Carbonbag.
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Story checks out.
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See?
Wait.
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What happened
with the real drama teacher?
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Mm...
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Hello?!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, that tickles my aura.
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Now, Weaver,
take me to your nemesis.
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I brought another cube!
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Please go home.
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Come on, Underscores,
hit us with that vocal heat!
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♪ Who is that?
Who?
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♪ Under there
Where?
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♪ Who is what?
What?
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♪ Under where?
Under where?
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♪ Underscores. ♪
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Under where? Under there!
You guys are awesome!
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Nice one, man.
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Man, I miss this.
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There's that giant Connor
with the golden-y locks.
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We shall annihilate him!
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That's not Connor. That's Connor.
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Oh, Weaver. No!
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I have this thing called school,
so...
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Good thinking. You know what,
we'll destroy Tiny Dancer
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at lunchtime instead.
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Now...
Oh, come on.
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I'll be in the teachers' lounge
if you need anything.
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They have a slushy machine in there.
A slushy machine!
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PANTING
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How much longer?
Oh, I got distracted.
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It's, um...
Oh, it's been six minutes.
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OK. OK.
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Sweetie, don't you think you're
taking this whole training thing
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a bit seriously?
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For a charity
that helps three-legged pets?
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Really, Jim? Really?
OK.
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Mm. Now, let's see those sprints.
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OK, sure, I'm just gonna grab
a quick splash of...
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Water is for wimps. Go!
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OK.
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
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Now you're going!
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BELL RINGS
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♪ Used to be a firm believer
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♪ Now we know he's a deceiver
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♪ What's his name
This low achiever? ♪
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I see where this is going.
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♪ Weaver, Weaver, Weaver, Weaver. ♪
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Yep.
Connor the agoniser.
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We meet at last.
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Oh, hey. You must be
that second drama teacher
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we don't need.
Great mask, drama nerd.
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Don't you call me that!
You look like a second-rate EDM DJ.
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Ohh! Now you're just
saying letters at me.
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It's obviously a sun visor.
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Great, cos you'll need it
to shade you from these sick burns!
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Ohh!
Sick what?
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Hey, drama nerd,
do you like rotisserie chicken?
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Yes, if properly blended. Why?
Because you've been roasted!
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Ohh!
Connor coming in hot.
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I am? Y-you are...
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Go find some ice, drama,
cos you're burned!
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Oh, no! Weaver, look away!
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I...
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How could you be so mean? How could
you rat me out to a teacher?
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Not even a real teacher,
a drama teacher.
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You, Weaver Underwood,
are my sworn enemy.
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Or, wait, even worse than that,
you're my...
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Uh, my... What's the word?
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Nemesis? Nemesis, thank you.
That was bugging me.
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GROANS
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Did you annihilate Connor?
I couldn't! He's a wizard of words.
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But don't fret, I will beat this
master mouth at his own game.
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R0-FL, research sick burns.
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Chemical, thermal, or radioactive?
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The word kind, you fool!
Transmitting vision.
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Here they come.
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Ooh. Those are the kind
of burns I...
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Y-yes. That's gonna scar. Uh...
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We'll call that plan B.
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The milk of champions. Point - Dad.
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Beatrice.
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♪ Would you like some peas? ♪
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Yes, peas! I mean, please. Peas.
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See how sweet he is?
I think you're just being paranoid.
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Or not.
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Aren't you 99.9% lactose intolerant?
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It was worth it.
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# Worth it! ♪
Excuse me.
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See? What did I do?
Why does he not like me?
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I have to figure this out.
Then let's do a little digging.
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PANTING
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14 seconds.
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Oh. Great. Is what you've added
to your time. Go again!
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Oh, honey,
I am hungry and exhausted.
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Can we just enjoy
one of our finger sandwiches?
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Ha!
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OK, you know what? I am out.
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Of the race?
Ooh, maybe Willow will do it.
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Well, that is just hurtful.
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No, no. Honey, it's that
you lack competitive spirit
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and you're really, really slow.
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OK, this is getting out of hand.
Today was supposed to be fun.
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Winning is fun.
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You know what, Flower?
You can find another leg to tether
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because this is mine...
walking away.
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SHE SCOFFS
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You know, if you'd
moved like that before,
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maybe you'd still be on the team!
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Who taught you to do that?
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Oh, right, you live with
an intergalactic space villain.
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He even smells like Ariana Grande.
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He scratched out your face.
With a highlighter.
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Uh, creepy.
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You know what?
I've had it with Connor.
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Who cares that he's talented, smart,
and sings like a mourning dove?
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The next time I see him, I'm gonna
walk right up to him and say...
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Hi!
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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Hey, Bebe.
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I was wondering if you'd care
to join The Underscores?
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We need a new singer for...
obvious reasons.
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I'm in!
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I'm sorry! I'm a moth
and his voice is the flame!
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Sick burn battle. Go!
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You're so dense,
light bends around you.
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Huh, really?
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My density was
8g per cubic centimetre
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and I reflect light, so there.
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GROANS
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Get into the spirit, R0-FL.
It's called role-playing.
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How about this?
Might I suggest a film instead
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about rival a cappella clubs
battling it out?
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I refuse.
It's a musical.
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You fool! Lead with that!
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Curse you, Connor!
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They... They put us on jug duty.
What, now?
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Uh...
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We're supposed to put the drink mix
in the jugs
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and carry them to the finish line.
No problem.
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If you want to do the mixing,
I don't mind doing the lifting.
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Not that you can't. It's just,
you know, they can get pretty heavy,
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is all I meant.
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There you are. Hi.
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Can you run the race with me
this afternoon?
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Yeah. Did Dad ditch you
after you went all beast mode?
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Of course not. Why would you...
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Who's that?
Just some dude who challenged me.
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Oh.
Just gonna carry this jug over.
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Oh, that's... that's really heavy.
Want some help?
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Argh!
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Is that a no?
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Wait, honey...
Look out for the cone!
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Ah!
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Are you OK?
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What were you thinking?
Uh, I'll go get some ice.
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Hey, I wasn't saying you were weak.
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Like, I've seen you play soccer
and hockey and basketball.
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You're amazing. Oh, uh, I'm River.
Willow.
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I know.
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It's great that you are competitive,
but not at any cost.
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There are some things
that are more...
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...more important.
Mom?
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Was there a lesson there, or...?
I... I...
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00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,959
Mom!
250
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,160
Where are you...
251
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,959
How did you do it? How did you
get me kicked out of Film Club?
252
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,479
Oh, please.
All I did was put up a sign,
253
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,959
and you fell for it.
254
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,959
Curse you, Connor!
255
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,959
But why?
Why did you suddenly turn on me?
256
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,999
Suddenly? I've been at it for eons.
257
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,959
I've pranked you, I've foiled you,
I've banned you,
258
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,959
and you still didn't think
it was personal.
259
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,159
What's wrong with you?
Nothing's wrong with him.
260
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,799
Weaver's a really good person,
261
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,959
who can sometimes maybe be
a little clueless.
262
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,959
At times.
At times. See?
263
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:33,959
All the times.
264
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,959
What did I do to upset you?
265
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,960
You don't know what you did? We were
never friends in the first place.
266
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,959
What's that? Looks important.
267
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,960
Connor, don't!
268
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,639
You!
269
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,959
You must be the one who pranked me.
270
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,959
It wasn't him!
Then it was you.
271
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,319
It was even less her.
Enough!
272
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,959
I will see you both
in after-school contemplation.
273
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:06,960
Detention.
We just don't call it that.
274
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,959
Hey, are you the kid who flash fried
The Underscores?
275
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,959
Weaver, right? Weren't we
in second grade together?
276
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,639
Thomas the Tank?
Yeah.
277
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,999
Nice job on that cube prank,
by the way.
278
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,959
That Connor kid has a mean streak.
279
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,639
A voice like melted butter,
but mean butter.
280
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,799
I guess I never noticed
the mean part.
281
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,639
Yeah, ever since he showed up
a full day late
282
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,959
to your seventh birthday party.
My...
283
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,799
Wait, what?
284
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,959
Yeah, and then he missed that
legendary Smudgy the Snail cake
285
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,959
because you wrote Sunday on his
invite, instead of Saturday.
286
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,959
It was an accident.
287
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,319
Wow. How do you remember that?
288
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:48,959
Ha. Steel trap, buddy.
I really am clueless sometimes.
289
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,959
But at least now I know
what I have to fix.
290
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,960
Ahem.
291
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,639
CHUCKLES,
BEEPING
292
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:01,960
Oh, not now, Weaver.
The girls are about to throw down!
293
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,959
Art.
294
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:06,959
It's so healing.
295
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:11,639
Hello. I'm the new drama...
uh, uncle of Weaver.
296
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,639
It's imperative
that I speak with him.
297
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,959
Is that my pashmina?
298
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,959
Not at all. I...
299
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,479
I got this at
Pashmina... ville... Mart.
300
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,959
Oh.
Yes.
301
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:22,959
You have three minutes.
302
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:26,959
Did you deliver the secret package
to the mystery location?
303
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,959
The cake to the cafeteria table?
304
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,959
Shh!
Yes.
305
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,959
Uh, can you deliver this to Connor?
306
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,959
You have to make sure he gets it.
Oh, he'll get it, all right.
307
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,960
He'll get exactly
what's coming to him.
308
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,159
The invite, I meant the invite.
309
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,959
To that big party in the sky.
SNIGGERS
310
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,959
Does that helmet not have
an inside voice setting?
311
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,160
No.
312
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,959
Triper?!
313
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,959
Triper?! Oh, hey there, neighbour.
314
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,959
Have you seen a three-legged dog?
315
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,959
Wait, you have a dog?
316
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,959
Yes, I do, and she thinks
hiding is hilarious.
317
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,959
Ah. Well, that will explain why
I didn't know you had a dog.
318
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,959
Nice gams you got there,
neighbour. Oh.
319
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,959
Triper! Come on, this isn't funny.
BARKING
320
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,639
Triper!
Oh, Nana, she's right...
321
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,959
Found you.
Oh, she's the cutest.
322
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,959
Yeah, I am pretty cute.
323
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,319
I am sorry that I got carried away.
324
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,959
I totally lost sight
of what really matters.
325
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,959
Oh, yeah, the pets?
No, I meant you.
326
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,959
But them as well.
327
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,959
Yeah. Well, I'm sorry I stormed off.
328
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,959
I just wanted our anniversary
to be special. Our...
329
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,959
Jim, our anniversary is in December.
330
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:43,959
No, not that anniversary.
The anniversary of the day we met.
331
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,959
At the Women and Guitar
Strum and Hum Festival.
332
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,959
Oh!
Yeah.
333
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,959
Right. When you were accidentally
crowd surfing
334
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,479
and I saved you?
Yeah.
335
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,959
Yeah, we made such a good team.
I know. We still do.
336
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,639
Mm.
337
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,959
You know what?
338
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,959
Let's get out there and run.
339
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,959
No, we don't have to,
we can donate instead.
340
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:06,959
No, we are doing this.
341
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,959
I didn't get all dressed up
in my fancy shorts for nothing.
342
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,959
Oh, yeah?
Mm-hm.
343
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,000
Let's go, fancy pants!
Let's do this thing.
344
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,159
Overlord still isn't back. What if
he popped Connor like a juice box?
345
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,479
What if Connor popped him
like a juice box?
346
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,319
We have no choice,
we've got to bust out of here.
347
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,960
Hey, Weaver. We can help.
Pressburger is easily distracted.
348
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,960
Guys, activate
Operation Infinite Reminisce.
349
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,959
So, uh, tell us about
your Europe trip again.
350
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:40,959
Oh, OK!
351
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,959
Did we get to Cinque Terre
last time?
352
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,479
I don't think we did.
353
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,959
Oh, OK. So this is me in Istanbul...
354
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,639
Focus!
...which is not Constantinople.
355
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:57,959
# Epic loneliness
356
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:02,959
♪ I must acquiesce. ♪
357
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,959
Yeah! Top that.
358
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,959
CLEARS THROAT
359
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,959
A cappella battles are a thing?
360
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,959
♪ Our love
It has its fragile charm
361
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,639
♪ Like a newborn fragile pawn... ♪
362
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,639
Kick!
♪ But I will not kneel
363
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,959
♪ To this joy I feel
364
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:26,799
♪ I will not be an underlord
To love. ♪
365
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,959
Top that.
366
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,959
Wow, Ovie's got pipes.
367
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,479
Get out, you're not an Underscore.
Bebe, pull up a chair.
368
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,639
No, I'm good where I am.
369
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,959
Did you give the
you-know-what to you-know-who?
370
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,959
The invite to Connor?
371
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,799
No.
372
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,960
I feel these things are best solved
through song. Yeah.
373
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,959
"Meet me at the cafeteria tables
in 20 minutes.
374
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,960
"Will you come to my party?"
375
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:55,959
HE GROANS
376
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,959
Fine. I'll meet you at the
cafeteria tables in 20 minutes.
377
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,959
Thank you.
378
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,959
PS, you're a human child.
379
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,159
Sick burn!
380
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,960
BELL RINGS
381
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,959
It's from the staff lounge. Like it?
382
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,959
"Birthday burger"?
383
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,959
This won't work. We need something
epic to win over Connor.
384
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,959
We need...
385
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,479
A Smudgy the Snail cake!
Poisonous spider roaches!
386
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,959
Eh, I went a different way
with that.
387
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,319
Ah, Bologna.
388
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,159
City of love, piazzas,
389
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,800
piazzi, oh, Stonehenge.
390
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,959
Surprise!
391
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,959
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings
all those years ago.
392
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,959
I must have been daydreaming
when I wrote your invitation.
393
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,959
No. I'm sorry I held a grudge
for so long.
394
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,959
Just that I was new to this school,
you were my only friend,
395
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,959
and then, bam, you emotionally
sucker punched me.
396
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,959
Accidentally.
I know.
397
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,959
But everyone laughed at me.
398
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,959
It took me forever
to make new friends.
399
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,479
But this?
This makes up for everything.
400
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,959
And don't forget the best part!
401
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,959
Smudgy the Snail cake!
Whoo-whoo!
402
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,960
Wow, Weaver, this cake is...
403
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,959
Ice cream? Were you daydreaming
when you chose this, too?
404
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,959
I'm 99.9% lactose intolerant,
you monster!
405
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,959
Oh, right.
I will never forgive you for this.
406
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,959
You'll be my nemesis for life.
407
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,959
But you'll let him back in the club,
though, right?
408
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,959
Uh, Wednesdays and Thursdays,
was it? Four to six?
409
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,960
Never!
410
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,319
So this is where you are!
411
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:43,959
Weaver, Bebe, I will see you both
in after-school contemplation
412
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:47,959
every Wednesday and Thursday from
now until the rest of the term.
413
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,959
Yes!
HE CHUCKLES
414
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,320
Oh, I mean, sad.
415
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,959
Pashminaville-Mart?
Yeah.
416
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,959
Happy birthday!
417
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:00,960
Ooh.
418
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,959
You did some fine work today,
Weaver.
419
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,959
I'd be proud of you,
if I felt things.
420
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,959
What do you mean? After all that,
Connor still doesn't like me.
421
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,959
So? You've lots of friends -
422
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,959
Bebe, R0-FL, those basement dwelling
projector heads.
423
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,959
You can't make everyone like you.
424
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,999
Just erase Connor from your life.
OK.
425
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,959
And from corporeal existence.
426
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,959
Overlord!
What?
427
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,319
PANTING
428
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,959
Wow, you guys look rough.
429
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,959
Did you win the race?
430
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,959
Dead last. But we finished.
431
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,959
And we got medals
for most money raised.
432
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,640
Which means we kind of are first!
He-he-he!
433
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,959
Whew!
434
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,959
Oh, and Willow met a nice boy,
didn't you, Willow?
435
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,960
Dad! Stop!
436
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,960
Honey, carry me upstairs.
All right, here we go.
437
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,319
We meet again, villain.
438
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,959
Well, we missed you at cribbage
last Thursday.
439
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,159
{\an8}It was quite a ride
finding my way back.
440
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,959
{\an8}I went to school, stole a cake,
441
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,959
{\an8}did some competitive singing.
Well, that's nice.
442
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,479
{\an8}You did all that
just to get your butt whooped?
443
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,959
{\an8}Ooh, bring it on, Kirkland.
444
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,959
{\an8}THEY CACKLE
445
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,319
{\an8}HE CACKLES
446
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,960
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