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SQUEAKING
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EXHALES,
CLEARS THROAT
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{\an8}Hey, Weaver Underwood here.
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{\an8}I've been trying to find a story
worth telling,
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{\an8}and it's been difficult.
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{\an8}Then, two months ago, one literally
landed on my doorstep.
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{\an8}Aliens are real.
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Enter Overlord.
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Conqueror of the inferior,
destroyer of nebulas,
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maker of smoothies.
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This is not how documentaries work.
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I will not be criticised
by a species
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that hasn't even discovered
blarflat yet.
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Bow to me, underling.
Uh, it's Underwood.
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You keep making that mistake.
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Your name is what I say it is.
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SHOUTS
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Ah, yes, that's more like it.
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Now, I command you to delete
the previous footage.
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Of course.
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GRUNTS
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Never happened. You may begin.
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Thanks?
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So, what's your favourite thing
about Earth?
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SIGHS
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Nothing. I detest this planet.
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Ooh, except for that television show
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where the housewives
are mean to each other.
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OVERLORD CHUCKLES
Uh, you don't hate Earth.
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We had tacos yesterday,
he loved...
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Silence, ham child.
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The only thing I detest
more than Earth is your family.
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But we are family...
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He's my mom's seventh cousin,
once removed. Cool, right?
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Where are the tacos?
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I ate them.
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I heard that.
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# The Underwoods
The fam of the hour
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♪ Hallow Bay's finest
Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower
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♪ Things were all good
Every day was the same
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♪ Then, ding-dong
Their lives all changed... ♪
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Overlord!
♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos
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♪ Sold out his boss
Cos the space feds were too close
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♪ No more running round
Crushing lives at will
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♪ Witness protection
Sorry, that's the deal
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♪ A fall from grace
For someone so celestial
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♪ Now they got a cuz
Who's extraterrestrial
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♪ He's super evil
They're super good
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♪ It's Overlord
and the Underwoods. ♪
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UPBEAT MUSIC
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Oh, pump up that jam, Willow.
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Yes, to a louder,
but still respectable level.
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OK, but only if you guys
don't dance.
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And you're already doing it.
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Oh, no, you cannot bring me down
on one of my favourite days.
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There are two dozen pets
in our back yard
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that are gonna find a home today!
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And I got a whole bunch
of dishes to do. Spadow!
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Come on.
No!
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Come on, happy day.
It's a happy day.
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It's a happy day.
OK. Mm-hm!
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Let's see here... Garbage.
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GROANS
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CHUCKLES
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Useless, useless...
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Whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop,
what are you doing?
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I need room for my Galactical.
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An exercise machine?
I can't afford to get flabby
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while taking a break from crushing
the universe under my boot.
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Space muscles burn less calories
on this ridiculous planet,
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for some reason.
What's wrong with your room?
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Ah! I hate this house.
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Well, you can't throw away
my stories.
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I've been writing them
since I was five.
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Those are stories? I thought they
were recipes for terrible soups.
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You read them? They're not finished,
I just, you know...
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I've been waiting
for the perfect story.
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Perfect? Ha!
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If I waited around for the
perfect planet to conquer,
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I wouldn't be in
the witness protection
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because of all the planets
I conquered. I get it.
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There were a lot of them.
OK, you say that a lot.
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It's not bragging if it's true.
Stay away from my journals.
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Come on, I promised Mom we'd help
her set up her animal rescue party.
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Pfft! I refuse.
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You've been here long enough, it'd
be nice for you to help out a bit.
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Plus, the parties are fun.
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We get to help animals find homes.
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Wait, and then when they gain
the trust of their new humans,
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that's when they strike?
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No.
They just love each other forever.
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That's what they want you
to believe.
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OVERLORD LAUGHS
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Yes, balloons!
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Uh...
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Overlord, what the...?! Stop.
What are you doing?
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No!
Ah. Ooh!
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THEY GROAN
Ow!
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Wow, you're strong.
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Dude, not cool.
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Your mum looks angry.
Eh, you know what?
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This is all just a misunderstanding.
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You see, um, on Planet Merkle,
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These are known as plunk plunks.
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And we have to pull them down
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or snakes and railings will engage
in a pointless quest. Blaggle.
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HE LAUGHS
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I can't keep a straight face.
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I've just been reading those boxes
behind you there.
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Ugh!
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I know what decorations are.
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I mean, what planet doesn't know
what streamers are?
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Overlord, you better...
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Let's see if Dad needs any help.
I...
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This one's busted.
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Mom, I know, it's frustrating.
Oh, hello.
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Breathing techniques. Out through
the mouth. Thank you, honey.
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Hey, Dad. Need any help?
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The dishes have been pre-washed,
washed and dried,
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just putting them away now.
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Ooh! Wasting water? Very evil.
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Actually, the water in this house
is recycled rainwater.
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I've been showering in rainwater?
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Like a filthy hippio-potamus?
What can we do to help?
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Helping hands, I love it. All right,
this is where the magic happens.
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Most of it is pretty clear,
but wait.
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We have two spots for spoons,
but three different sizes.
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Crazy, I know.
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So, this is what we do,
we take the small ones...
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OVERLORD LAUGHS EXCITEDLY
My system!
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Ooh! Ah! Jim... you've wounded me.
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We should... go.
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Weaver, wait.
GROANS
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Leap! Ha-ha!
BARKING
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So, these are the animals
your mother's imprisoned?
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Does she have any humans?
Uh, they're not in prison.
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Not any more.
ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING
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You're free, furry criminals. Go!
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No, no, no. Overlord,
did you post a video of me?
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Yes, because it was hilarious.
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Watch this. This is
my favourite part right here.
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Right here.
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SNORES
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LAUGHS
Like a garbage truck in a wig.
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No, everyone is laughing at me.
You're welcome.
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You know, ticking off the captain
of a field hockey team isn't smart.
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If you have teeth,
you're about to lose them.
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Weaver, what is going on?
How did they get out?
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Come, come.
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Well, it was kinda, sorta, Overlord.
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You snitch!
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That's it. First, the decorations,
and then you endanger my animals?
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Family meeting, right now.
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I have to check my schedule,
but it should be...
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No, not you. Human family.
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Fine! I'm busy anyway.
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I have to get a fork out of my foot.
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Thanks again, Jim!
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GRUNTS
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I liked the idea
of having extended family around,
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but this isn't working.
Overlord has to go.
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We promised he could stay with us
to keep him safe.
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Colossatrotus still has goons
scouring the galaxy for him.
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True, but maybe he'd be better off
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'in witness protection
somewhere else.'
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'Yeah, maybe somewhere he can't
mess with my social life.'
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'I know he doesn't act like it,'
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but he needs us. And I think
he may actually like us.
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I'm here. Start over.
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Bebe, I'm sorry,
but this meeting is for family only.
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I'm Weaver's plus one.
Yeah.
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We're allowed a plus one?
Bebe's my BFF.
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I told her about Overlord
right after he got here.
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They want to send him back to
that space jail he came from. No!
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He's the best thing that
ever happened to me. And Weaver.
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As a lawyer, I have to admit, I'm
not sure we can even send him back.
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I'd have to check intergalactic law.
He leaves tonight.
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Again, he is on your mother's side
of the family, so it's her call.
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Infuriating underlings. Ah!
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I don't need them.
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GROANS
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I'm running away... forever.
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SOBS
I'm not crying.
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You're crying!
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Overlord is not upstairs, but I did
find this box marked "plutonium".
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I'm pretty sure it's a joke.
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Pretty sure.
Well, he's not in the back yard.
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Are we sure he even did this?
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'I'm not crying, you're crying!'
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OK, yeah, he's on the hook.
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And he's gone. He ran away.
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Away? Like, out in the world,
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around people that don't know
that aliens exist?
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Oh, no!
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He's not out here.
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There are cameras outside all of
these houses, I'll check the feeds.
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You can hack into those?
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I babysit for half the families
here. I have their Wi-Fi passwords.
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People trust me, I'm adorable.
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Oh, how are my favourite neighbours?
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Hi, Nana Kirkland...
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Oh, my, you all just missed
a very odd site.
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What do you mean?
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Well, there was this man...
I think he was a man.
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He wasn't an alien. Cos they, er...
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they don't exist.
Oh!
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You'd be surprised.
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I remember once, many years ago,
a spring in El Paso,
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I had a run-in and an experience
with a very strange fella.
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You were saying something
about a man?
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Yes, it was the oddest thing
I've ever seen
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since that spring in El Paso.
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I'm not crying, you're crying!
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WHELPS
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He was saying, "I'm not the one
crying, you're the one crying",
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but I think he was the one crying.
That's my cousin...
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Todd. It's Todd.
Oh.
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Well, Todd is a very strange fella.
Yeah...
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He's from California.
Oh, of course.
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I dated somebody from California.
He was very eccentric.
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I think his name was Jeff Bridges.
I wonder what he's doing now.
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Anyway, toodle-oo.
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Uh, this is bad.
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Hallow Bay's not ready for a
galactic villain on the loose.
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Got him. Check it out.
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Ugh, he's putting gum
on that bike seat.
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Oh, come on!
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OK, so unnecessary.
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Oh, that's Diva. That's Diva.
Overlord let her out.
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Oh, she's just a baby pig,
she can't survive out here alone.
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I'm pretty sure she can, Dad.
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Haven't you ever seen
Pig In The City?
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Bad example.
Overlord's headed for the park.
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Mum, Dad, I'll bring him home,
I promise.
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I will go with them in case he needs
to be tackled again.
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Grab a brelli, it looks like rain.
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OK, I'm gonna go find our Diva.
OK.
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And I'll tidy up the house,
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cos we still have an animal rescue
party to get ready for.
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Where did you say you were from?
I didn't.
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Why are you here?
Not saying.
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You're an alien, aren't you?
Incorrect.
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I'm excessively human.
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Where did you say you were from,
again? And where's your face?
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Whoa!
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Hey!
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Did you do that with your mind?
248
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,959
Even the wind thinks you're awful.
249
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,959
I knew you were an alien.
250
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,960
You've been sitting on gum.
251
00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,959
Ew!
252
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:41,959
All right, mess,
I'm here to do two things.
253
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,959
Clean house and drink milk.
254
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,960
And I'm all out of milk.
255
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,959
♪ We don't wanna stop
All we do is go
256
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:57,959
♪ We just wanna dance
All we do is keep moving
257
00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:01,319
♪ We don't wanna stop
All we do is go
258
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,639
♪ We just wanna dance
259
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,960
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Just keep it moving. ♪
260
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,800
No. Oh.
261
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,959
Still got it.
262
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,959
Ah, all right, er...
263
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,959
Let's see, OK, I will take...
264
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,959
one of those, and one of those,
265
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,999
and 11 of those.
266
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,959
That'll be $29.
267
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,959
HE CACKLES
268
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,959
I'm not paying you.
269
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,639
Ow!
270
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,959
Now flee,
or I will double your suffering.
271
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:56,959
Wait. Leave the frozen milk cream.
272
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,960
They don't pay me enough for this!
Ah!
273
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,799
LAUGHS
Yes!
274
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,320
All right,
let's see what we've got here.
275
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,959
No, no, there's now a price
to enter.
276
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,959
Bring me all your planet's
frozen milk cream,
277
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,799
or never slide again.
278
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:18,960
Ew.
279
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,959
Ha!
SCREAMS
280
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,319
Sounds like we getting close.
Yo, Overlord...
281
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,159
Maybe stick to Todd in public.
282
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,639
I know he's fighting children
for a slide,
283
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,959
but we should keep it
as quiet as possible.
284
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,959
Oh, it's you. I'm not coming home.
285
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,959
I'm Bebe.
Nice to meet you, Overlord.
286
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,959
What did I just say about Todd?
287
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,319
Come home, please?
288
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,959
I know if we all work a little
harder, we can fix whatever's wrong.
289
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,959
Your mother wants nothing to do
with me. My own flesh and glurg.
290
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,959
You think you know
your seventh cousin, once removed.
291
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,799
I'm giving you to the count of three
before I come up there.
292
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,959
Pfft! Like I'm scared of you.
Three.
293
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,639
She's really moving.
Let's go. Never!
294
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,959
I'm Overlord of the playground now,
and these are my underlings.
295
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,959
They're are little short
on frozen treats, but they're OK.
296
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,959
SCREAMING
297
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,960
What is that?
298
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:19,000
She's a bounty hunter. Ah!
OK, I'm ready to go home now.
299
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,960
Everyone, get in the slide.
300
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,159
That cosmic vacuum
was a bounty hunter?
301
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,959
Her name is R0-FL.
302
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,959
Wait, R-O-F-L?
Like rolling on the floor laughing?
303
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,959
Hilarious.
Yeah, real funny
304
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,479
Except with her, you'll be
rolling on the floor dying.
305
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,959
She's the best in the galaxy.
306
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,959
Colossatrotus
must've sent her for me.
307
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,959
We can't hide in here forever,
308
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,959
do the right thing and give yourself
up so I can go watch soccer.
309
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,959
No, we promised to protect him.
310
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,959
I'll distract her,
get Overlord to safety.
311
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,959
Uh, that sounds super dangerous.
312
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,960
Not for us. Go get 'em, kid!
313
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,959
Er... Hey.
314
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,959
How are ya?
315
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,959
So, what brings you to the park?
316
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,959
Overlord!
317
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,959
No Overlords here. Don't know
what you're talking about.
318
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,959
Whoa! OK, yes, I know
who you're looking for.
319
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,960
Overlord!
320
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,960
But I can't tell you where he is.
321
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,959
Weaver is the only one on this
planet who actually has your back.
322
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,959
Are you gonna hide up here
323
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,959
and let him get destroyed
by that bounty hunter?
324
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,959
Look at you, talk. I don't see
you down there doing...
325
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,959
Aaaaah!
HE SIGHS
326
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,959
She's the absolute worst.
327
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,959
Actually, you are.
328
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,959
Raaaah!
329
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:54,960
Ah, finally, some alone time.
330
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,959
Whoa! We have to call Mum and Dad.
331
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,320
Little busy
trying to stay alive here, Weav.
332
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,159
He's running away. You guys
got a really sucky alien.
333
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,319
Hey, R0-FL, come get me,
334
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,960
you can of troggle pits!
335
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,159
Maybe I judged too soon.
336
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,960
We have to help him. Come on.
PHONE BLEEPS
337
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,959
TECHNO MUSIC,
SNORES
338
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,999
SNORES,
SHEEP BAA
339
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,959
SNORES,
SCREAMING
340
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,959
I'm a meme?
Don't let that robot hurt Overlord.
341
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,960
I want him for myself.
342
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,960
This... This branch, ah!
343
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,799
ELECTRICAL WHIRRING
Ah.
344
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,959
Oh, it's just you.
345
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,959
Greetings, bestie, I have received
your transmission.
346
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,479
Yeah, I assumed.
347
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,959
And knock off the bestie stuff,
you're my cyber servant.
348
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,959
Slash bestie.
Whatever.
349
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,959
Just stick to the plan.
Pretend to attack the boy,
350
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,319
I'll defeat you and save him.
351
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,959
Only pretend to attack?
352
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,959
Wait, is this boy your new bestie?
353
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,959
Yes. I mean, no.
I don't have a bestie.
354
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,159
Just get him.
The parents will feel guilty
355
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,959
and let me stay forever.
356
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,959
Yes, attack Weaver, the new bestie.
357
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,959
What is going on with you?
I saw you buzz Weaver.
358
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,799
Just chill out
and do as you're told.
359
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,959
Cyber servant is sorry.
360
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:27,960
Now, count to 20 and chase after me,
you bucket of bolts!
361
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,639
Mm-hm.
362
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,959
Oh, oh. Diva!
363
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:40,959
Come here. Oh, come.
Oh, yes, yes, away from the pool.
364
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,959
Gah!
365
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,959
I'm fine, I am fine.
366
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,959
Lovely garden you have here.
367
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,959
I'm just... I'm gonna take my pig
and go, right? Diva!
368
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,959
♪ Walk into the room, get down
369
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,959
♪ Fly to the moon, get down
370
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,959
♪ Everybody, everybody
Everybody get your boogie
371
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,479
♪ And boogie on the dance floor
Get down
372
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,960
♪ Oooooh, cha-cha-cha... ♪
373
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,959
Todd, we got your back.
374
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,959
Oh, I was luring her away from you.
375
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,160
We were luring her away from you.
376
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,959
Whoa!
377
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,799
Ugh, now we're all dead.
378
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,959
You're the only one that she wants.
379
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,639
If you want Overlord, you're gonna
have to go through me.
380
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:35,799
Excellent. I mean, er, no!
381
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,480
I'm the one you want, take me.
Not any more.
382
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,959
What? Not any more?
383
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,959
That wasn't the thing
I expected you to say.
384
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,800
It's OK, we won't let her get you.
385
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,959
Just you and me, bestie.
386
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,959
Bestie? What?
387
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,959
Don't listen to her, she's crazy.
388
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,959
Run!
I'm not abandoning you.
389
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,959
Weaver, no!
Oh, yes.
390
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,960
STRAINING
391
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,960
R0-FL WAILS
392
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,959
My Achilles wheel.
393
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,959
Weaver...
Weaver... Are you OK?
394
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,959
Rise, boy. Speak, you fool.
395
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,000
Overlord...
396
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,959
...you're on my leg.
Oh.
397
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,959
Ah, thanks.
398
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,959
SOBBING
Overlord?
399
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,959
Are you crying?
400
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,960
I'm not crying, you're crying.
401
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,959
All right.
402
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,959
I'm not quite there yet, bud.
403
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,959
Fair enough, fair enough.
404
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:49,959
Overlord, oh, my gosh, thank you!
What's with this family and hugs?
405
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,159
Oh, we owe you.
Stay as long as you like.
406
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,959
Are you sure?
I don't want to impose.
407
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,959
We're sure.
408
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,319
R0-FL: Would you like an appetiser?
409
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,959
Overlord reprogrammed the
bounty hunter. Can we keep her?
410
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,959
Well, yeah, if it's OK with her?
411
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,959
Lady, are you having an appetiser
or not?
412
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,320
Yeah, er, sure.
413
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,479
Just got to quickly document what
happened today, won't take long.
414
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,959
Of course you do,
I'm incredibly interesting.
415
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,959
You saved us today,
and that buys you some time.
416
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,159
But you cost me all of my friends.
417
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,479
Really? Not one person reached out
with something encouraging to say?
418
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,959
A couple of people
told me not to worry, but...
419
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,959
And now you know who your
real friends are. You're welcome.
420
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,639
CLEARS THROAT
Oh!
421
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,959
Huh! Yeah, OK.
422
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:42,959
Wow, that was... cool of you.
423
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,959
I was hoping
no-one would reach out to her.
424
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,959
It's disappointing, honestly.
Let's start.
425
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,959
Pretty epic,
risking your life to save me.
426
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,959
CHUCKLES
Risking my life. Ah.
427
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:55,959
What was that chuckle about?
428
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,639
Chuckle? What chuckle?
429
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,959
Why would I chuckle
about risking my life?
430
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,959
I did risk it,
it was serious and real.
431
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,959
You set this all up, didn't you?
432
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,959
You knew that bot.
You know what, I don't need this.
433
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,319
I quit this ridiculous movie.
434
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,000
Good luck finding anyone to care
without your star.
435
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,640
{\an8}He does like us.
436
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,960
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