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SQUEAKING

EXHALES, CLEARS THROAT

Hey, Weaver Underwood here.

I've been trying to find a story worth telling,

and it's been difficult.

Then, two months ago, one literally landed on my doorstep.

Aliens are real.

Enter Overlord.

Conqueror of the inferior, destroyer of nebulas,

maker of smoothies.

This is not how documentaries work.

I will not be criticised by a species

that hasn't even discovered blarflat yet.

Bow to me, underling. Uh, it's Underwood.

You keep making that mistake.

Your name is what I say it is.

SHOUTS

Ah, yes, that's more like it.

Now, I command you to delete the previous footage.

Of course.

GRUNTS

Never happened. You may begin.

Thanks?

So, what's your favourite thing about Earth?

SIGHS

Nothing. I detest this planet.

Ooh, except for that television show

where the housewives are mean to each other.

OVERLORD CHUCKLES Uh, you don't hate Earth.

We had tacos yesterday, he loved...

Silence, ham child.

The only thing I detest more than Earth is your family.

But we are family...

He's my mom's seventh cousin, once removed. Cool, right?

Where are the tacos?

I ate them.

I heard that.

# The Underwoods The fam of the hour

♪ Hallow Bay's finest Weaver, Willow, Jim and Flower

♪ Things were all good Every day was the same

♪ Then, ding-dong Their lives all changed... ♪

Overlord! ♪ Second most wanted in the Cosmos

♪ Sold out his boss Cos the space feds were too close

♪ No more running round Crushing lives at will

♪ Witness protection Sorry, that's the deal

♪ A fall from grace For someone so celestial

♪ Now they got a cuz Who's extraterrestrial

♪ He's super evil They're super good

♪ It's Overlord and the Underwoods. ♪

UPBEAT MUSIC

Oh, pump up that jam, Willow.

Yes, to a louder, but still respectable level.

OK, but only if you guys don't dance.

And you're already doing it.

Oh, no, you cannot bring me down on one of my favourite days.

There are two dozen pets in our back yard

that are gonna find a home today!

And I got a whole bunch of dishes to do. Spadow!

Come on. No!

Come on, happy day. It's a happy day.

It's a happy day. OK. Mm-hm!

Let's see here... Garbage.

GROANS

CHUCKLES

Useless, useless...

Whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop, what are you doing?

I need room for my Galactical.

An exercise machine? I can't afford to get flabby

while taking a break from crushing the universe under my boot.

Space muscles burn less calories on this ridiculous planet,

for some reason. What's wrong with your room?

Ah! I hate this house.

Well, you can't throw away my stories.

I've been writing them since I was five.

Those are stories? I thought they were recipes for terrible soups.

You read them? They're not finished, I just, you know...

I've been waiting for the perfect story.

Perfect? Ha!

If I waited around for the perfect planet to conquer,

I wouldn't be in the witness protection

because of all the planets I conquered. I get it.

There were a lot of them. OK, you say that a lot.

It's not bragging if it's true. Stay away from my journals.

Come on, I promised Mom we'd help her set up her animal rescue party.

Pfft! I refuse.

You've been here long enough, it'd be nice for you to help out a bit.

Plus, the parties are fun.

We get to help animals find homes.

Wait, and then when they gain the trust of their new humans,

that's when they strike?

No. They just love each other forever.

That's what they want you to believe.

OVERLORD LAUGHS

Yes, balloons!

Uh...

Overlord, what the...?! Stop. What are you doing?

No! Ah. Ooh!

THEY GROAN Ow!

Wow, you're strong.

Dude, not cool.

Your mum looks angry. Eh, you know what?

This is all just a misunderstanding.

You see, um, on Planet Merkle,

These are known as plunk plunks.

And we have to pull them down

or snakes and railings will engage in a pointless quest. Blaggle.

HE LAUGHS

I can't keep a straight face.

I've just been reading those boxes behind you there.

Ugh!

I know what decorations are.

I mean, what planet doesn't know what streamers are?

Overlord, you better...

Let's see if Dad needs any help. I...

This one's busted.

Mom, I know, it's frustrating. Oh, hello.

Breathing techniques. Out through the mouth. Thank you, honey.

Hey, Dad. Need any help?

The dishes have been pre-washed, washed and dried,

just putting them away now.

Ooh! Wasting water? Very evil.

Actually, the water in this house is recycled rainwater.

I've been showering in rainwater?

Like a filthy hippio-potamus? What can we do to help?

Helping hands, I love it. All right, this is where the magic happens.

Most of it is pretty clear, but wait.

We have two spots for spoons, but three different sizes.

Crazy, I know.

So, this is what we do, we take the small ones...

OVERLORD LAUGHS EXCITEDLY My system!

Ooh! Ah! Jim... you've wounded me.

We should... go.

Weaver, wait. GROANS

Leap! Ha-ha! BARKING

So, these are the animals your mother's imprisoned?

Does she have any humans? Uh, they're not in prison.

Not any more. ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING

You're free, furry criminals. Go!

No, no, no. Overlord, did you post a video of me?

Yes, because it was hilarious.

Watch this. This is my favourite part right here.

Right here.

SNORES

LAUGHS Like a garbage truck in a wig.

No, everyone is laughing at me. You're welcome.

You know, ticking off the captain of a field hockey team isn't smart.

If you have teeth, you're about to lose them.

Weaver, what is going on? How did they get out?

Come, come.

Well, it was kinda, sorta, Overlord.

You snitch!

That's it. First, the decorations, and then you endanger my animals?

Family meeting, right now.

I have to check my schedule, but it should be...

No, not you. Human family.

Fine! I'm busy anyway.

I have to get a fork out of my foot.

Thanks again, Jim!

GRUNTS

I liked the idea of having extended family around,

but this isn't working. Overlord has to go.

We promised he could stay with us to keep him safe.

Colossatrotus still has goons scouring the galaxy for him.

True, but maybe he'd be better off

'in witness protection somewhere else.'

'Yeah, maybe somewhere he can't mess with my social life.'

'I know he doesn't act like it,'

but he needs us. And I think he may actually like us.

I'm here. Start over.

Bebe, I'm sorry, but this meeting is for family only.

I'm Weaver's plus one. Yeah.

We're allowed a plus one? Bebe's my BFF.

I told her about Overlord right after he got here.

They want to send him back to that space jail he came from. No!

He's the best thing that ever happened to me. And Weaver.

As a lawyer, I have to admit, I'm not sure we can even send him back.

I'd have to check intergalactic law. He leaves tonight.

Again, he is on your mother's side of the family, so it's her call.

Infuriating underlings. Ah!

I don't need them.

GROANS

I'm running away... forever.

SOBS I'm not crying.

You're crying!

Overlord is not upstairs, but I did find this box marked "plutonium".

I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

Pretty sure. Well, he's not in the back yard.

Are we sure he even did this?

'I'm not crying, you're crying!'

OK, yeah, he's on the hook.

And he's gone. He ran away.

Away? Like, out in the world,

around people that don't know that aliens exist?

Oh, no!

He's not out here.

There are cameras outside all of these houses, I'll check the feeds.

You can hack into those?

I babysit for half the families here. I have their Wi-Fi passwords.

People trust me, I'm adorable.

Oh, how are my favourite neighbours?

Hi, Nana Kirkland...

Oh, my, you all just missed a very odd site.

What do you mean?

Well, there was this man... I think he was a man.

He wasn't an alien. Cos they, er...

they don't exist. Oh!

You'd be surprised.

I remember once, many years ago, a spring in El Paso,

I had a run-in and an experience with a very strange fella.

You were saying something about a man?

Yes, it was the oddest thing I've ever seen

since that spring in El Paso.

I'm not crying, you're crying!

WHELPS

He was saying, "I'm not the one crying, you're the one crying",

but I think he was the one crying. That's my cousin...

Todd. It's Todd. Oh.

Well, Todd is a very strange fella. Yeah...

He's from California. Oh, of course.

I dated somebody from California. He was very eccentric.

I think his name was Jeff Bridges. I wonder what he's doing now.

Anyway, toodle-oo.

Uh, this is bad.

Hallow Bay's not ready for a galactic villain on the loose.

Got him. Check it out.

Ugh, he's putting gum on that bike seat.

Oh, come on!

OK, so unnecessary.

Oh, that's Diva. That's Diva. Overlord let her out.

Oh, she's just a baby pig, she can't survive out here alone.

I'm pretty sure she can, Dad.

Haven't you ever seen Pig In The City?

Bad example. Overlord's headed for the park.

Mum, Dad, I'll bring him home, I promise.

I will go with them in case he needs to be tackled again.

Grab a brelli, it looks like rain.

OK, I'm gonna go find our Diva. OK.

And I'll tidy up the house,

cos we still have an animal rescue party to get ready for.

Where did you say you were from? I didn't.

Why are you here? Not saying.

You're an alien, aren't you? Incorrect.

I'm excessively human.

Where did you say you were from, again? And where's your face?

Whoa!

Hey!

Did you do that with your mind?

Even the wind thinks you're awful.

I knew you were an alien.

You've been sitting on gum.

Ew!

All right, mess, I'm here to do two things.

Clean house and drink milk.

And I'm all out of milk.

♪ We don't wanna stop All we do is go

♪ We just wanna dance All we do is keep moving

♪ We don't wanna stop All we do is go

♪ We just wanna dance

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Just keep it moving. ♪

No. Oh.

Still got it.

Ah, all right, er...

Let's see, OK, I will take...

one of those, and one of those,

and 11 of those.

That'll be $29.

HE CACKLES

I'm not paying you.

Ow!

Now flee, or I will double your suffering.

Wait. Leave the frozen milk cream.

They don't pay me enough for this! Ah!

LAUGHS Yes!

All right, let's see what we've got here.

No, no, there's now a price to enter.

Bring me all your planet's frozen milk cream,

or never slide again.

Ew.

Ha! SCREAMS

Sounds like we getting close. Yo, Overlord...

Maybe stick to Todd in public.

I know he's fighting children for a slide,

but we should keep it as quiet as possible.

Oh, it's you. I'm not coming home.

I'm Bebe. Nice to meet you, Overlord.

What did I just say about Todd?

Come home, please?

I know if we all work a little harder, we can fix whatever's wrong.

Your mother wants nothing to do with me. My own flesh and glurg.

You think you know your seventh cousin, once removed.

I'm giving you to the count of three before I come up there.

Pfft! Like I'm scared of you. Three.

She's really moving. Let's go. Never!

I'm Overlord of the playground now, and these are my underlings.

They're are little short on frozen treats, but they're OK.

SCREAMING

What is that?

She's a bounty hunter. Ah! OK, I'm ready to go home now.

Everyone, get in the slide.

That cosmic vacuum was a bounty hunter?

Her name is R0-FL.

Wait, R-O-F-L? Like rolling on the floor laughing?

Hilarious. Yeah, real funny

Except with her, you'll be rolling on the floor dying.

She's the best in the galaxy.

Colossatrotus must've sent her for me.

We can't hide in here forever,

do the right thing and give yourself up so I can go watch soccer.

No, we promised to protect him.

I'll distract her, get Overlord to safety.

Uh, that sounds super dangerous.

Not for us. Go get 'em, kid!

Er... Hey.

How are ya?

So, what brings you to the park?

Overlord!

No Overlords here. Don't know what you're talking about.

Whoa! OK, yes, I know who you're looking for.

Overlord!

But I can't tell you where he is.

Weaver is the only one on this planet who actually has your back.

Are you gonna hide up here

and let him get destroyed by that bounty hunter?

Look at you, talk. I don't see you down there doing...

Aaaaah! HE SIGHS

She's the absolute worst.

Actually, you are.

Raaaah!

Ah, finally, some alone time.

Whoa! We have to call Mum and Dad.

Little busy trying to stay alive here, Weav.

He's running away. You guys got a really sucky alien.

Hey, R0-FL, come get me,

you can of troggle pits!

Maybe I judged too soon.

We have to help him. Come on. PHONE BLEEPS

TECHNO MUSIC, SNORES

SNORES, SHEEP BAA

SNORES, SCREAMING

I'm a meme? Don't let that robot hurt Overlord.

I want him for myself.

This... This branch, ah!

ELECTRICAL WHIRRING Ah.

Oh, it's just you.

Greetings, bestie, I have received your transmission.

Yeah, I assumed.

And knock off the bestie stuff, you're my cyber servant.

Slash bestie. Whatever.

Just stick to the plan. Pretend to attack the boy,

I'll defeat you and save him.

Only pretend to attack?

Wait, is this boy your new bestie?

Yes. I mean, no. I don't have a bestie.

Just get him. The parents will feel guilty

and let me stay forever.

Yes, attack Weaver, the new bestie.

What is going on with you? I saw you buzz Weaver.

Just chill out and do as you're told.

Cyber servant is sorry.

Now, count to 20 and chase after me, you bucket of bolts!

Mm-hm.

Oh, oh. Diva!

Come here. Oh, come. Oh, yes, yes, away from the pool.

Gah!

I'm fine, I am fine.

Lovely garden you have here.

I'm just... I'm gonna take my pig and go, right? Diva!

♪ Walk into the room, get down

♪ Fly to the moon, get down

♪ Everybody, everybody Everybody get your boogie

♪ And boogie on the dance floor Get down

♪ Oooooh, cha-cha-cha... ♪

Todd, we got your back.

Oh, I was luring her away from you.

We were luring her away from you.

Whoa!

Ugh, now we're all dead.

You're the only one that she wants.

If you want Overlord, you're gonna have to go through me.

Excellent. I mean, er, no!

I'm the one you want, take me. Not any more.

What? Not any more?

That wasn't the thing I expected you to say.

It's OK, we won't let her get you.

Just you and me, bestie.

Bestie? What?

Don't listen to her, she's crazy.

Run! I'm not abandoning you.

Weaver, no! Oh, yes.

STRAINING

R0-FL WAILS

My Achilles wheel.

Weaver... Weaver... Are you OK?

Rise, boy. Speak, you fool.

Overlord...

...you're on my leg. Oh.

Ah, thanks.

SOBBING Overlord?

Are you crying?

I'm not crying, you're crying.

All right.

I'm not quite there yet, bud.

Fair enough, fair enough.

Overlord, oh, my gosh, thank you! What's with this family and hugs?

Oh, we owe you. Stay as long as you like.

Are you sure? I don't want to impose.

We're sure.

R0-FL: Would you like an appetiser?

Overlord reprogrammed the bounty hunter. Can we keep her?

Well, yeah, if it's OK with her?

Lady, are you having an appetiser or not?

Yeah, er, sure.

Just got to quickly document what happened today, won't take long.

Of course you do, I'm incredibly interesting.

You saved us today, and that buys you some time.

But you cost me all of my friends.

Really? Not one person reached out with something encouraging to say?

A couple of people told me not to worry, but...

And now you know who your real friends are. You're welcome.

CLEARS THROAT Oh!

Huh! Yeah, OK.

Wow, that was... cool of you.

I was hoping no-one would reach out to her.

It's disappointing, honestly. Let's start.

Pretty epic, risking your life to save me.

CHUCKLES Risking my life. Ah.

What was that chuckle about?

Chuckle? What chuckle?

Why would I chuckle about risking my life?

I did risk it, it was serious and real.

You set this all up, didn't you?

You knew that bot. You know what, I don't need this.

I quit this ridiculous movie.

Good luck finding anyone to care without your star.

He does like us.

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