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My name is Walter Earhart.

I make the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest sex films in the world.

Action. That's hot. Hot. Yeah.

Good.

Okay.

Great. Great.

Okay, cut.

It all started back in 74.

A friend suddenly remarked in a meaningful way that I'd be a natural on

And since the guy was a director himself, and since he always beats a

me, I decided to listen.

I packed up my racket and learned the meaning of the word action.

It was the beginning of an era.

I was the hottest actor in town.

It was like an endless party.

in my honor.

And the girls, blondes, brunettes, redheads, dusky, exotic goddesses,

each one prettier than the last.

I was in heaven.

Still, I'm a conservative guy at heart.

Besides, I had creative ideas of my own.

So I gave up my acting career.

Within three months, I was regarded as the greatest X -rated director the world

has ever known.

Action!

Hold your heart.

Put it over.

Beautiful, baby. Beautiful.

Of course, all this had nothing to do with my personal life.

Take my brother Sheffield, for instance.

He was finishing law school while I was directing my breakthrough film.

And also, when we first met, I kept the truth from my wife, Cheryl.

A virgin, you know.

But she surprised me.

She was real impressed.

With my madcap lifestyle, I get to meet all kinds of fascinating

people. Especially beautiful girls.

Hot, hot, hot.

I won't pretend I've never been burned.

And then,

there's the competition.

Ho -hum.

Fantastic. Oh, fantastic.

Oh, yeah.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Beautiful cum

shot. Cut it.

I really love this business.

People who see my films can feel better about their own sexual fantasies, their

own bodies, their lives.

They can relax about sex if they're not afraid to look at it.

They can stop feeling so angry all the time.

Cut! They can be freer to be happy.

And that's what it's all about, isn't it?

And I have a policy.

My films always have a moral.

All right, stand up.

Cut. Cut.

I plan to keep doing this until, well, until

the end of time.

I've been doing adult films for nigh on to 50 years now, I guess.

Grace.

Good gracious.

When I'd get an erection, it'd get real stiff and hard.

Oh, yes.

And then there was Sylvia.

Georgina.

Linda.

Gabrielle.

You look at me.

Hold on till we move the camera. Zoom in on the hand.

All right, go ahead with your action.

I think I'm in love again.

I never bring my business home.

What a fucking hypocrite I am.

I really like young girls.

I'm talking about fuckability here.

What's the matter? Can't get it up?

And that's a fart.

My name is Walter Earhart.

Sometime like the present, in a golden town far, far away.

Oh,

God, I enjoyed that.

I feel so goddamn lonely.

What?

Maybe I'm dying.

God, don't say things like that.

I love you.

I love you, Angelica.

That's why you have to go away.

What did you say?

I said maybe we should go down to the kitchen and see about some dinner.

Don't you want to get dressed?

You can't hold me down.

Cause I'm tearing up your town.

Reign of terror.

It's forever.

In the name of terror.

We live forever.

Come out there with your hands up.

Don't shoot. I give up.

Oh, no.

It's really you.

It really is you.

Oh, no.

Take it easy, Angelica. Can't you see she's delirious?

Oh, brother.

Can you forgive me?

What's your name?

Jane.

Her name is Jane.

I guess it is, Mr. Earhart.

Oh, man.

Angelica, please.

This is Angelica.

Nice to meet you.

She knows my name.

Yeah, I got that.

Um, Mr. Earhart.

Yes?

Um, before I go, could I... What is it?

Can I have some food?

You see, I haven't... I've just been living on oatmeal these past few days.

Oh. Great.

Ever since I escaped from the school convent.

Oh.

She escaped from a convent.

like in wicked innocence.

I'm amazed.

It's a really good school. It's very exclusive. It's for girls only.

The sisters are real strict.

You see, my dad left it in his will that I would be educated there, and he

wanted me to have continental manners.

See, I'm an orphan.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

My daddy's a diplomat. He and mommy were killed after their plane went down off

the coast of Mozambique.

The nuns raised me.

Quite a good job, too.

Yeah, but I'm afraid I'm a little bit too high -spirited for them.

So I ran away.

So you just happened to end up here.

No. I've been coming over for miles to see Mr. Earhart.

I know.

You want to be a movie star, right?

Oh, no, never.

Never, no.

I would never want to do that.

Are you...

I'm a photographer.

She has her equipment here, too.

Angelica, look at that face.

Wouldn't you just love to shoot it?

I'm certainly considering it. How nice.

What did you want to see me about?

It's a personal matter.

I think I'll fix dinner.

Need any help?

Absolutely.

Um... Looking at that runaway blonde through white lace

was like looking at my bride, Cheryl, in her goddamn wedding dress.

When will I ever learn?

I saw you once before.

Where?

On television, actually.

Oh, yeah, that talk show.

Yeah, I knew I'd have to find you if I could.

Really?

Yeah, I knew then I had to meet you.

Why?

Can't you guess?

No.

I think you know.

I want you to tell me.

Okay.

But, um, can I whisper in your ears, kind of?

Something that, you know, you don't want to talk about out loud.

Okay.

Well, ever since I first saw you, you know, I've always wanted to touch you

stuff.

And I knew I had to.

And I just wanted...

I just wanted to find you so bad.

I don't know if it's the way that you looked or whatever, but, you know, the

way... Maybe it's the way your voice cracks when you're excited.

Really?

You

know, I just

want you to take me and just do whatever you want.

Your heart.

How neat.

Just, can't, can't you just let me kiss it?

No.

No? Sure.

Yeah?

I want to hear you say yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. That's so loud.

Ah.

Walter!

Walter!

Walter! Walter!

Once I make it across the border, I'm never coming back.

And I'm just going to have one first time, and I thought that you...

No. No.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Speak to me again.

Yes.

Feels like yesterday.

hear the good news.

Angelica and I are engaged.

Uh -huh.

How's Don?

The kids?

Oh, it did.

My deposit must have cleared late. I'll write you a new one, okay?

Yeah, no, I won't.

No, not this time. I won't, believe me.

Goodbye, Cheryl.

Goodbye, Cheryl.

Goodbye. Walt, is that for real?

Do you mean it?

Of course I mean it.

I feel that hard on her.

That's how much I mean it.

I want you to suck my dick right now.

I want you to do it for me, okay?

She's gonna hear you.

No, she's not.

I never do.

Now come here and suck my dick.

I want you to suck on it.

Thank you.

She was a virgin. Do you know that?

I haven't had a virgin in years.

Do you really believe that bullshit?

I don't know.

It was good bullshit.

It was an obvious lie.

What difference does that make? It worked.

It worked.

She made me believe her.

She made me want her. She made me believe she wanted me.

I want you.

No, I don't really think you do.

Not the way I am, Angelica. I'm fucked up. And you want to make me better.

You want to dust me and vacuum me and get all my pictures hanging straight.

I want to help you.

You need someone to take care of you.

You're fucked up.

You're fucked up. You said you were. No.

No, I need somebody to drive me batshit with the smell of her skin.

I need somebody to fuck my brains out and then keep me up all night and then

off someplace where I can't find her and then come back and then drive my dick

crazy.

I don't have unlimited time, Angelica.

I need what I want, not what I need.

Oh, boy, I am fucked up.

Fucked up as me? Yes, sir.

Oh, God.

Look, look, it's like if you...

Have something that you think is gold.

And then it turns out to be, I don't know, silicone or something. Yeah,

silicone. That's it.

She's silicone and you're silicone too.

You're crazy.

I know.

I know.

But listen.

If everything's silicone, isn't the silicone that you want better than the

silicone you don't want?

Huh?

Angelica?

While I talked my way out of Mary Bliss with Angelica, I remembered Betsy.

The great, lost love of my life.

Except for my wife, Cheryl.

Betsy. Who got away.

Boy, did I fuck that up.

Such hot stuff, Betsy.

Okay, everybody stand by. Let's get ready to shoot.

Hold sound.

Everybody quiet.

Settle down.

Okay, let's go. Bobby.

Great.

Action.

Just keep fucking her. Keep fucking her.

Okay, good.

Just keep fucking her.

Okay, turn her over.

Come on, Bessie. You look like you're enjoying it.

Okay, turn her over.

That's good.

Spread her pussy.

Now, come on, she's coming. She's coming. Get there.

Good, good.

Shoot right on her belly.

I want a close -up of her hands rubbing it in on her belly. Good.

Okay, go ahead with your action.

It's a wrap for this room.

So how was it, huh?

It looked great.

You're a very good actress.

It was so hot. You're such a great director.

It made me feel so hot to know that you were watching me.

What's the matter?

Nothing, nothing.

Don't you want to get dressed?

How about some dinner tonight, huh?

No, I can't. I've got a storyboard of the exteriors for tomorrow.

We'll just grab a fast bite, okay?

Okay.

No, I don't think so.

What's the matter? What did I do wrong?

Nothing.

I... You should have... You should have put your foot down.

I mean, when you said no, you should have meant it.

You should be... Doing commercials or stock theater or something. A little

showcase, anything.

I'm sorry I got you into this.

Wait a minute.

I'm the same person, remember?

Feel me, touch me, come on. No, I'm sorry, I can't.

Look, don't you see?

You could have been a star.

I am a star.

You know, I could have married Betsy.

She was the real thing.

But after she did that sex scene with him, I just didn't feel the same way

her.

What a fucking hypocrite I am.

Look, in the time we've been sitting here, it's gotten dark.

He put that.

Oh, bad.

Jack of spades.

You're a genius.

Fucking amazing.

How about two of hearts?

The old ace of spades.

Hey, Dave.

Did you meet Walter Earhart?

Yeah, I sure did.

All right.

You really cleaned him O -U -T, huh?

Yeah, I really did.

Yeah, let me see what you got on him. Keep your scummy hands off that.

What's wrong with you?

Just keep your hands off of this, okay?

All right.

A hard feeling.

Look, Jane, whatever I did, I'm sorry, all right?

You coming to bed?

Not now.

Look, doesn't it ever bother you the way we live?

God, we steal from people.

We find out where their softest spot is. We hit them right there. We steal their

shit when they're still bent over.

That's the way we live.

Yeah, well, I got news for you.

That's how everybody makes a living.

That guy really got to you, huh?

He's burnt out.

He's looking for...

Look, I fed him a line of bullshit.

I told him how wonderful he is.

How long I looked for him. And how glad I was when I found him.

How much I wanted to be with him.

Did you buy it?

Yeah, I did.

It was the truth.

Hello, Michelle.

Yeah.

Oh, not so good. I just got ripped off.

Oh, some bimbo. I don't know. I'm up in the country.

Yeah, I know I should know better.

Okay, next time I will. You got a date.

Hey, listen, baby.

I'm writing this part for you.

That's the lead.

It's all about this beautiful, blonde...

very, very sensual woman.

The real kicker is, though, she's a virgin, you see.

And she meets this... Hold on a second.

No, it's okay. It's...

It was just some poor lost soul looking for directions.

And let me tell you how I envision the opening now.

You're breaking into this house, see, and you're hiding.

And you're all dressed in white.

A wet T -shirt? I love it. I love it.

Hey, listen, Michelle, why don't you drive up here and we'll talk it over?

Well, it'll be here waiting, baby.

Maybe being happy isn't what I really want.

You know, I meant to go through with marrying Angelica.

I need a woman who's stronger than I am. You know, someone to flap me around a

little bit.

I'm through with innocence.

Oh, hell, I hate it.

I really like young girls.

I'll call you right back.

I lied.

About everything?

No, not about everything.

Come on in.

I mean, uh, be inside.

Once I make it across the border, I'm never coming back.

I brought back all your stuff.

You can say that again.

Deeper.

I wake up every morning and I can't stand up straight for 20 minutes.

That's what a lifetime of the missionary position will do to you. Yeah.

Gray hairs are sprouting out all over my body.

Can't remember the words to every breath you take.

At night I thrash around in my sleep so much.

He called out so many different names, it'd be a miracle if one of them

to the girl I was in bed with.

your knees and I'll tell you all about it.

Our passes.

You like that? Oh, I love it.

Life is like a big dick.

But when it's soft, you can't beat it.

And when it's hard, you always get fucked.

I mean, I can see her heart beating from here.