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This lovely young woman is Daisy Van Van
Dorn.
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She is beautiful, charming, bewitching,
and disgustingly rich.
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A few years ago, she was a reigning
princess of the debutante's ball.
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Now, she's society's bad girl, world
-renowned homewrecker, and the darling
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the scandal magazines all over the
world.
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At the moment, the center of the latest
sexual escapade is Reginald Rockingham.
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model husband and father, and
disgustingly wealthy.
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The Van Dorn family is understandably in
a panic, especially Stacey's maiden
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aunt, Agatha, who has prodded with a
hefty retainer to gauge me to keep
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and her hot little pussy out of the
National Enquirer.
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And I'm Catherine Hillary Forbes,
freelance publicist and an authority on
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keeping the rich and famous out of the
scandal seats.
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Damn it.
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What am I going to do to keep that hot
-ass harebrained harlot occupied?
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How many shows can we go to anyway?
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And this is Howard Budd Clark, the love
of my life.
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He's the coach of the Long Island
Unicorns, a pro football team owned by
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late Griffith Van Dorn.
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Stacy's grandpa, and left to Stacy as
sole owner.
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I just called Reggie's office and his
stupid secretary connected me with his
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wife. That cunt called me a hot -ass,
hair -brained harlot and warned me to
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away from her, man.
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Call the limo. I'm going straight over
to Reggie's office.
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I've got to see him, if only just to
give him a quick blowjob.
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Hey, who's that?
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This is Bud Clark.
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He's your football coach.
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And he's my boyfriend.
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Just get that fucking limo here as soon
as you can. I'm going to get dressed.
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Bud, now this shit's really going to hit
the fan.
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I must stop her, or else she'll be front
page National Enquirer.
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But how?
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If a girl's got to sacrifice, she's got
to sacrifice.
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What's love and affection without the
money and power behind it?
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I mean, I need a lot of time to get out
of this tight spot.
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And darling, you've got to find me that
time.
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But how?
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Coach, get in there.
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Charm that stupid slut.
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Pin her down and don't let her leave
here.
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I can't believe I just said that.
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Kate had to step out for a while.
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I can't believe Kate would do this to
me, leaving without ordering my limo.
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I'm so horny, I can't even sit without
sticking to the chair.
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Hey, Coach, are you busy?
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I mean, could you spare me 15 or 20
minutes of your time?
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Right at this moment, Stacy Van Dorn is
fucking my boyfriend.
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Poor bud.
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At least he's buying me time to think
this thing out.
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What's the worst thing can happen?
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Miss Hot Ass.
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breaks out and destroys Mr. Model
Husband and Father.
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I'm out on my ass, and Miss Agatha will
see to it that no other publicity firm
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would touch me with a ten -foot pole.
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The alternative?
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I keep Miss Tara Titts out of the
scandal sheets for an extended period of
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I write my own ticket. A penthouse, a
beach house in the Hamptons, chauffeured
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limos, pearls, diamonds, power.
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I'll be the biggest heroine since Joan
of Orleans.
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But! keeping juicy jeans from letting
her gap gush for the world to see would
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take a regiment of marines
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No. No. No.
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No.
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um um
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Oh.
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Oh, come on.
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Thank you.
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charging her batteries.
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Coach, how many players do you have on
your team?
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46. My God, that should keep her off the
streets for months.
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What are you talking about?
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No questions yet.
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I want you to get a hold of three or
four of your best -looking prospects and
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send them here right now.
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Throw a little practice in the story
over right now. I don't care if they're
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Atlanta, Georgia. Just send them here
right now.
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I was.
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Something made me wake up and call
Reggie. He's agreed to meet me alone.
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Don't try to stop me.
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I wouldn't think of it. Thank you.
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Are you the players' union
representative?
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No, I'm the tight end.
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Actually, I brought you all here for a
group photo of the unicorn's finest.
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Ready? I thought
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you were the tight end.
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Look, bitch, I get my kicks my way, you
get your kicks your way.
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All right, guys, let's go. Back to
practice.
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Look, this has been some day.
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My boys fuck my feller, I'll probably
lose my job, and I'll probably get
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arrested as an accessory to murder, if
I'm very lucky. So don't judge.
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That is so good.
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Mmm.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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He's good.
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Thank you.
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to meet with them.
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Ugh.
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killed Reggie.
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No.
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Reggie met me.
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He told me that I was very nice, but
that he has no room in his life for me.
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loves his wife and kids very much.
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So we're through.
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Stacy, do you know you own the Long
Island Unicorns?
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The Long Island Unicorns? A professional
football team coached by Bud Clark, the
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man you ravished?
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He ravishes very well, you know.
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But do you know you own the team?
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46 quivering red cocks, ready to go into
spasms with the slightest tremor of
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your breast or a glimpse of your thigh.
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And I own them?
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Yeah.
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Body, soul, genital organs. I've seen
the contracts.
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Everyone is unhung like a stallion.
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Yeah, yours to command.
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How much? How often?
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Maybe two cocks at a time? Maybe three?
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, I feel faint.
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I think that I'm going to go lay down
for a while.
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She'll be okay.
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Stacy's just drunk with power.
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All those stiff, ready cocks that are
back on call.
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A few hours in a bed with her vibrator,
and she'll recover.
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What can I do for you?
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I'm Bonnie Borden, and Coach Clark asked
me to stop by to see Miss Van Dore, the
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new owner.
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I'm Stacy Van Dore.
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I'm your tight end.
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But you're a girl.
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And very pretty.
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And I'm good.
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Very good.
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I'll give you a chance.
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to show me how good you are.
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Nice.
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Well, so just what can you do?
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Anyways.
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Quite a few things, actually.
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Beautiful.
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It's half of her.
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And rest.
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Hmm.
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Thank you.
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Oh, God.
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Oh.
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Sit fast enough.
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um
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That's what I'm doing.
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Shh. Shh.
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Ah.
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Oh.
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You are good.
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Very, very good.
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And I catch passes too.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just horny all the time.
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Oh, so am I.
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I know. You want to see Miss Van Dorn.
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She's busy at the moment.
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Come on in.
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Perhaps I can do as well, if not better.
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Now. I guess you're gonna miss practice.
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I guess not.
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I like what I see.
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I'm glad.
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Oh, you're all muscles.
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Oh. Oh.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Hmm. Oh, okay.
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Oh.
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my tight end a couple days ago.
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Jim Morton, was he good?
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Bobby Borden, she was magnificent.
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I'm looking for Mrs. Ann Doran.
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Me too, but she's not here.
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Mom, you look different in clothes. I
mean, not in football gear.
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I mean, shoulder pads and hip pads
aren't exactly flattering.
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You look nice in girl things.
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You look girls are good too, Floyd.
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I tell you what, no one's here.
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What do you think we go in the bedroom
and get real close?
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That would be good to me.
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Come on.
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Come on in, Floyd.
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It's good to have you here.
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It's good to be here.
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I don't care
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No.
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Oh.
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Anybody here?
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Guess what?
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Here. San Diego just traded me. I'm the
unicorn's new wide receiver.
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No way.
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Yeah. Guess that means we're tiering
snow, right?
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Right. Wait, I got an idea.
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What? Let's make it official.
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That's what I had in mind, too.
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I'm just going to take these off.
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Oh, God.
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I did it.
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I did it.
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This lovely young woman is Daisy Van Van
Dorn.
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She is beautiful, charming, bewitching,
and disgustingly rich.
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A few years ago, she was the reigning
princess of the debutante's ball.
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Now, she's society's bad girl, world
-renowned homewrecker, and the darling
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the scandal magazines all over the
world.
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At the moment, the center of the latest
sexual escapade is Reginald Rockingham.
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model husband and father, and
disgustingly wealthy.
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The Van Dorn family is understandably in
a panic, especially Stacey's maiden
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aunt, Agatha, who has parted with the
hefty retainer to gauge me to keep
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and her hot little pussy out of the
National Enquirer.
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And I'm Catherine Hillary Forbes,
freelance publicist and an authority on
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keeping the rich and famous out of the
scandal seat.
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Damn it.
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What am I going to do to keep that hot
-ass hair -brain harlot occupied?
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How many shows can we go to anyway?
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And this is Howard Budd Clark, the love
of my life.
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He's the coach of the Long Island
Unicorns, a pro football team owned by
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late Griffith Van Dorn.
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Stacy's grandpa and left to Stacy as
sole owner.
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I just called Reggie's office and his
stupid secretary connected me with his
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wife. That cunt called me a hot -ass,
hair -brained harlot and warned me to
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away from her, man.
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Pull the limo. I'm going straight over
to Reggie's office.
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I've got to see him, if only just to
give him a quick blowjob.
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Hey, who's that?
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This is Bud Clark.
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He's your football club.
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And he's my boyfriend.
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Just get that fucking limo here as soon
as you can. I'm going to get dressed.
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Bud, now this shit's really going to hit
the fan.
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I must stop or else she'll be front page
National Enquirer.
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But how?
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If a girl's got to sacrifice, she's got
to sacrifice.
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What's love and affection without the
money and power behind it?
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I mean, I need a lot of time to get out
of this tight spot.
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And darling, you've got to find me that
time.
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But how?
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Coach, get in there.
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Charm that stupid slut.
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Pin her down and don't let her leave
here.
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I can't believe I just said that.
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Kate had to step out for a while.
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I can't believe Kate would do this to
me, leaving without ordering my limo.
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I'm so horny, I can't even sit without
sticking to the chair.
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Hey coach, are you busy?
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I mean, could you spare me 15 or 20
minutes of your time?
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01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:42,840
Thank you.
254
01:35:35,370 --> 01:35:36,370
Hmm.
255
01:37:15,779 --> 01:37:19,940
Right at this moment, Stacy Van Dorn is
fucking my boyfriend.
256
01:37:20,460 --> 01:37:21,460
Poor bud.
257
01:37:21,680 --> 01:37:24,440
At least he's buying me time to think
this thing out.
258
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:26,360
What's the worst thing can happen?
259
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:31,260
Miss Hot Ass breaks out and destroys Mr.
Model Husband and Father.
260
01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:36,700
I'm out of my ass, and Miss Agatha will
see to it that no other publicity firm
261
01:37:36,700 --> 01:37:38,740
would touch me with a ten -foot pole.
262
01:37:39,140 --> 01:37:40,180
The alternative?
263
01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:45,820
I keep Miss Tara Titts out of the
scandal sheets for an extended period of
264
01:37:45,880 --> 01:37:51,520
I write my own ticket. A penthouse, a
beach house in the Hamptons, chauffeured
265
01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:53,720
limos, pearls, diamonds, power.
266
01:37:54,020 --> 01:37:56,760
I'll be the biggest heroine since Joan
of Orleans.
267
01:37:57,280 --> 01:38:02,540
But... keeping juicy jeans from letting
her gap gush for the world to see would
268
01:38:02,540 --> 01:38:04,140
take a regiment of marines
269
01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:05,380
No. No.
270
01:46:38,890 --> 01:46:39,890
Thank you.
271
01:47:39,340 --> 01:47:40,940
Thank you.
272
01:48:12,510 --> 01:48:13,910
No.
273
01:48:43,080 --> 01:48:44,080
Thank you.
274
01:52:08,680 --> 01:52:09,680
She's sleeping.
275
01:52:10,040 --> 01:52:12,320
I suspect she's recharging her
batteries.
276
01:52:15,460 --> 01:52:16,460
Coach,
277
01:52:16,680 --> 01:52:18,680
how many players do you have on your
team?
278
01:52:19,720 --> 01:52:23,340
46. My God, that should keep her off the
streets for months.
279
01:52:24,140 --> 01:52:25,320
What are you talking about?
280
01:52:25,700 --> 01:52:26,840
No questions yet.
281
01:52:27,120 --> 01:52:30,560
I want you to get a hold of three or
four of your best -looking prospects and
282
01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:31,800
send them here right now.
283
01:52:32,360 --> 01:52:35,400
They're all over practice and they're
story over right now. I don't care if
284
01:52:35,400 --> 01:52:36,079
they're Atlanta.
285
01:52:36,080 --> 01:52:38,080
Georgia. Just send them here right now.
286
01:52:49,300 --> 01:52:52,400
Oh, I thought you were sleeping.
287
01:52:52,680 --> 01:52:53,680
I was.
288
01:52:54,140 --> 01:52:58,000
Something made me wake up and call
Reggie. He's agreed to meet me alone.
289
01:53:00,300 --> 01:53:02,180
Don't try to stop me.
290
01:53:02,600 --> 01:53:04,780
I wouldn't think of it. Thank you.
291
01:53:36,170 --> 01:53:38,170
Are you the players' union
representative?
292
01:53:38,670 --> 01:53:39,990
No, I'm the tight end.
293
01:53:42,190 --> 01:53:46,250
Actually, I brought you all here for a
group photo of the unicorn's finest.
294
01:53:47,050 --> 01:53:49,850
I thought
295
01:53:49,850 --> 01:53:55,550
you were the tight end.
296
01:53:57,670 --> 01:54:01,090
Look, bitch, I get my kicks my way, you
get your kicks your way.
297
01:54:01,390 --> 01:54:03,070
All right, guys, let's go. Back to
practice.
298
01:54:10,290 --> 01:54:12,270
Look, this has been some day.
299
01:54:12,490 --> 01:54:16,470
My boss fucked my fella, I'll probably
lose my job, and I'll probably get
300
01:54:16,470 --> 01:54:20,390
arrested as an accessory to murder, if
I'm very lucky. So don't judge.
301
01:54:52,490 --> 01:54:53,790
That is so good.
302
01:54:56,510 --> 01:54:57,510
Mmm.
303
01:55:50,640 --> 01:55:51,640
Ugh.
304
01:57:12,590 --> 01:57:13,610
Oh.
305
01:58:07,500 --> 01:58:09,000
Ooh, nice and high.
306
01:58:12,020 --> 01:58:13,020
Ooh.
307
02:00:06,030 --> 02:00:07,030
feels good.
308
02:02:07,850 --> 02:02:08,870
Oh, she did it.
309
02:04:37,879 --> 02:04:38,920
Reggie. No.
310
02:04:40,140 --> 02:04:41,160
Reggie met me.
311
02:04:42,260 --> 02:04:48,780
He told me that I was very nice, but
that he has no room in his life for me.
312
02:04:48,780 --> 02:04:50,720
loves his wife and kids very much.
313
02:04:51,500 --> 02:04:52,500
So we're through.
314
02:04:54,160 --> 02:04:57,200
Stacy, do you know you own the Long
Island Unicorns?
315
02:04:58,160 --> 02:05:04,100
The Long Island Unicorns? A professional
football team coached by Bud Clark, the
316
02:05:04,100 --> 02:05:05,100
man you ravished?
317
02:05:07,760 --> 02:05:09,700
He ravishes very well, you know.
318
02:05:10,100 --> 02:05:12,620
But do you know you own the team?
319
02:05:14,440 --> 02:05:19,760
46 quivering erect cocks, ready to go
into spasms with the slightest tremor of
320
02:05:19,760 --> 02:05:21,580
your breast or a glimpse of your thigh.
321
02:05:23,060 --> 02:05:24,980
And I own them?
322
02:05:25,360 --> 02:05:26,360
Yeah.
323
02:05:27,540 --> 02:05:29,700
Body, soul, genital organs.
324
02:05:30,020 --> 02:05:31,260
I've seen the contracts.
325
02:05:34,820 --> 02:05:36,980
Every one of them hung like a stallion.
326
02:05:40,360 --> 02:05:41,800
Yeah, yours to command.
327
02:05:42,260 --> 02:05:43,840
How much? How often?
328
02:05:44,120 --> 02:05:46,460
Maybe two cocks at a time? Maybe three?
329
02:05:47,540 --> 02:05:48,760
Oh, dear.
330
02:05:50,120 --> 02:05:51,800
Oh, I feel faint.
331
02:05:52,520 --> 02:05:56,320
I think that I'm going to go lay down
for a while.
332
02:06:04,780 --> 02:06:05,780
She'll be okay.
333
02:06:06,380 --> 02:06:07,860
Stacy's just drunk with power.
334
02:06:08,350 --> 02:06:10,550
All those stiff, ready cocks that are
back on call.
335
02:06:10,910 --> 02:06:13,970
A few hours in a bed with a vibrator,
and she'll recover.
336
02:06:49,200 --> 02:06:50,200
Yes?
337
02:06:52,420 --> 02:06:54,560
What can I do for you?
338
02:06:56,240 --> 02:07:00,840
I'm Bonnie Boardman, and Coach Clark
asked me to stop by to see Miss Van
339
02:07:00,920 --> 02:07:01,659
the new owner.
340
02:07:01,660 --> 02:07:03,120
I'm Stacy Van Dore.
341
02:07:04,380 --> 02:07:05,680
I'm your tight end.
342
02:07:07,640 --> 02:07:08,960
But you're a girl.
343
02:07:10,060 --> 02:07:12,040
And very pretty.
344
02:07:13,840 --> 02:07:14,900
And I'm good.
345
02:07:15,680 --> 02:07:16,680
Very good.
346
02:07:19,660 --> 02:07:24,680
I'll give you a chance to show me how
good you are.
347
02:07:41,160 --> 02:07:42,160
Nice.
348
02:07:44,440 --> 02:07:48,160
Well, so just what can you do?
349
02:07:49,570 --> 02:07:52,790
Anyways. Quite a few things actually.
350
02:08:32,040 --> 02:08:33,040
Oh, my God.
351
02:09:17,290 --> 02:09:18,290
She's been dressed.
352
02:09:52,810 --> 02:09:53,810
Yeah.
353
02:10:53,770 --> 02:10:54,770
Thank you.
354
02:11:48,440 --> 02:11:51,240
Oh, yes.
355
02:12:15,980 --> 02:12:16,980
Oh.
356
02:12:47,400 --> 02:12:48,400
Amen.
357
02:13:43,440 --> 02:13:44,440
Oh my god.
358
02:15:14,360 --> 02:15:15,760
um
359
02:15:51,400 --> 02:15:52,400
um
360
02:18:41,770 --> 02:18:44,570
Thank you.
361
02:24:26,670 --> 02:24:28,070
oh
362
02:25:33,040 --> 02:25:35,940
You were right. You are good.
363
02:25:36,840 --> 02:25:40,320
Very, very good.
364
02:25:41,780 --> 02:25:43,960
And I catch passes too.
365
02:27:33,480 --> 02:27:34,480
I'm sorry.
366
02:27:34,520 --> 02:27:37,560
I'm just horny all the time.
367
02:27:37,820 --> 02:27:39,240
Oh, so am I.
368
02:27:48,640 --> 02:27:55,360
I know. You want to see Miss Van Dorn.
369
02:27:56,100 --> 02:27:57,540
She's busy at the moment.
370
02:27:58,020 --> 02:27:59,020
Come on in.
371
02:27:59,320 --> 02:28:02,000
Perhaps I can do as well, if not better.
372
02:28:12,179 --> 02:28:18,180
Now I Guess you're gonna miss practice.
373
02:28:18,620 --> 02:28:19,620
I guess not
374
02:28:43,050 --> 02:28:44,050
I like what I see.
375
02:28:44,230 --> 02:28:45,230
I'm glad.
376
02:28:52,470 --> 02:28:53,750
Oh, your own muscles.
377
02:29:51,980 --> 02:29:52,980
Yeah.
378
02:30:54,380 --> 02:30:55,380
Oh.
379
02:31:37,289 --> 02:31:38,289
Hmm.
380
02:31:39,270 --> 02:31:41,170
Oh, okay.
381
02:34:37,740 --> 02:34:38,740
Thank you.
382
02:36:33,480 --> 02:36:39,720
with my tight end a couple days ago jim
morton was he good bobby borden
383
02:36:39,720 --> 02:36:41,760
she was magnificent
384
02:37:16,490 --> 02:37:17,690
I'm looking for Mr. Van Doren.
385
02:37:17,910 --> 02:37:18,910
Hi.
386
02:37:19,970 --> 02:37:21,410
Me too, but she's not here.
387
02:37:23,330 --> 02:37:27,270
Mom, you look different in clothes. I
mean, not in football gear.
388
02:37:27,710 --> 02:37:30,350
I mean, shoulder pads and hip pads
aren't exactly flattering.
389
02:37:31,210 --> 02:37:32,830
You look nice in girl things.
390
02:37:34,370 --> 02:37:36,010
You look girls are good too, Floyd.
391
02:37:36,970 --> 02:37:39,410
I tell you what, no one's here.
392
02:37:40,290 --> 02:37:43,210
What do you say we go in the bedroom and
get real clubbed?
393
02:37:44,290 --> 02:37:45,290
Sounds good to me.
394
02:37:45,930 --> 02:37:46,930
Come on.
395
02:37:47,190 --> 02:37:52,250
Come on in, Floyd.
396
02:37:54,250 --> 02:37:56,250
It's good to have you here.
397
02:37:56,510 --> 02:37:57,510
It's good to be here.
398
02:39:30,120 --> 02:39:32,060
Oh. Oh.
399
02:44:28,290 --> 02:44:30,850
oh oh
400
02:45:43,850 --> 02:45:44,850
Hi, Bobby.
401
02:45:45,390 --> 02:45:46,570
Guess what?
402
02:45:47,170 --> 02:45:52,690
San Diego just traded me on the
unicorn's new wide receiver.
403
02:45:53,350 --> 02:45:54,350
No way!
404
02:45:55,070 --> 02:45:57,430
Yeah, I guess that means what's yours
now, right?
405
02:45:57,910 --> 02:46:00,150
Right. Hey, I got an idea.
406
02:46:00,410 --> 02:46:02,350
What? Let's make it official.
407
02:46:05,510 --> 02:46:06,830
That's what I had in mind, too.
408
02:46:07,770 --> 02:46:09,710
I should have taken these off.
409
02:51:33,160 --> 02:51:34,160
I'm gonna do it.
410
02:58:18,730 --> 02:58:22,170
Fifth lovely young woman is Stacey
Spence Van Dorn.
411
02:58:22,850 --> 02:58:28,190
She is beautiful, charming, bewitching,
and disgustingly rich.
412
02:58:28,430 --> 02:58:32,350
A few years ago, she was the reigning
princess of the debutante's ball.
413
02:58:33,510 --> 02:58:38,990
Now, she's society's bad girl, world
-renowned homewrecker, and the darling
414
02:58:38,990 --> 02:58:41,230
the scandal magazines all over the
world.
415
02:58:41,850 --> 02:58:46,810
At the moment, the center of the latest
sexual escapade is Reginald Rockingham.
416
02:58:47,390 --> 02:58:50,770
model husband and father, and
disgustingly wealthy.
417
02:58:51,550 --> 02:58:56,950
The Van Dorn family is understandably in
a panic, especially Stacey's maiden
418
02:58:56,950 --> 02:59:02,570
aunt, Agatha, who has parted with the
hefty retainer to gauge me to keep
419
02:59:02,570 --> 02:59:05,650
and her hot little pussy out of the
National Enquirer.
420
02:59:06,510 --> 02:59:12,270
And I'm Catherine Hillary Forbes,
freelance publicist and an authority on
421
02:59:12,270 --> 02:59:15,110
keeping the rich and famous out of the
scandal seat.
422
02:59:17,360 --> 02:59:18,360
Damn it.
423
02:59:18,380 --> 02:59:22,840
What am I going to do to keep that hot
ass, harebrained harlot occupied?
424
02:59:23,100 --> 02:59:24,960
How many shows can we go to anyway?
425
02:59:32,740 --> 02:59:39,740
And this is Howard Budd Clark, the love
of my life.
426
02:59:40,240 --> 02:59:45,320
He's the coach of the Long Island
Unicorns, a pro football team owned by
427
02:59:45,320 --> 02:59:46,540
late Griffith Van Dorn.
428
02:59:47,070 --> 02:59:50,730
Stacy's grandpa and left to Stacy as
sole owner.
429
02:59:53,150 --> 02:59:57,470
I just called Reggie's office and his
stupid secretary connected me with his
430
02:59:57,470 --> 03:00:03,490
wife. That cunt called me a hot -ass,
hair -brained harlot and warned me to
431
03:00:03,490 --> 03:00:04,730
away from her, man.
432
03:00:06,390 --> 03:00:09,390
Call the limo. I'm going straight over
to Reggie's office.
433
03:00:10,010 --> 03:00:14,030
I've got to see him, if only just to
give him a quick blowjob.
434
03:00:18,330 --> 03:00:19,510
Hey, who's that?
435
03:00:21,010 --> 03:00:22,190
This is Bud Clark.
436
03:00:22,670 --> 03:00:24,890
He's your football coach.
437
03:00:27,210 --> 03:00:29,850
And he's my boyfriend.
438
03:00:31,530 --> 03:00:35,510
Just get that fucking limo here as soon
as you can. I'm going to get dressed.
439
03:00:42,770 --> 03:00:45,630
Bud, now this shit's really going to hit
the fan.
440
03:00:46,190 --> 03:00:49,230
I must stop her or else she'll be front
page National Enquirer.
441
03:00:49,470 --> 03:00:50,470
But how?
442
03:00:53,610 --> 03:00:57,730
If a girl's got to sacrifice, she's got
to sacrifice.
443
03:00:58,190 --> 03:01:00,990
What's love and affection without the
money and power behind it?
444
03:01:02,990 --> 03:01:06,350
I mean, I need a lot of time to get out
of this tight spot.
445
03:01:06,850 --> 03:01:09,470
And darling, you've got to buy me that
time.
446
03:01:09,890 --> 03:01:10,890
But how?
447
03:01:11,770 --> 03:01:13,290
Coach, get in there.
448
03:01:13,870 --> 03:01:15,110
Charm that stupid slut.
449
03:01:15,720 --> 03:01:17,580
Pin her down and don't let her leave
here.
450
03:01:19,480 --> 03:01:22,160
I can't believe I just said that.
451
03:01:42,300 --> 03:01:43,800
Kate had to step out for a while.
452
03:01:45,070 --> 03:01:49,830
I can't believe Kate would do this to
me, leaving without ordering my limo.
453
03:01:50,930 --> 03:01:54,450
I'm so horny, I can't even sit without
sticking to the chair.
454
03:01:56,730 --> 03:01:59,790
Hey, coach, are you busy?
455
03:02:00,130 --> 03:02:05,610
I mean, could you spare me 15 or 20
minutes of your time?
456
03:03:08,970 --> 03:03:09,970
Thank you.
457
03:04:22,410 --> 03:04:23,410
Thank you.
458
03:05:43,370 --> 03:05:47,030
Right at this moment, Stacey Van Dorn is
fucking my boyfriend.
459
03:05:47,630 --> 03:05:48,630
Poor bud.
460
03:05:48,810 --> 03:05:51,550
At least he's buying me time to think
this thing out.
461
03:05:51,990 --> 03:05:53,450
What's the worst thing can happen?
462
03:05:53,990 --> 03:05:56,990
Miss Hot Ass breaks out and destroys Mr.
463
03:05:57,190 --> 03:05:58,310
Model Husband and Father.
464
03:05:58,970 --> 03:06:03,770
I'm out of my ass, and Miss Agatha will
see to it that no other publicity firm
465
03:06:03,770 --> 03:06:05,830
would touch me with a ten -foot pole.
466
03:06:06,250 --> 03:06:07,250
The alternative?
467
03:06:08,110 --> 03:06:12,890
I keep Miss Tora Tits out of the scandal
sheets for an extended period of time.
468
03:06:13,310 --> 03:06:18,610
I'd write my own ticket, a penthouse, a
beach house in the Hamptons, chauffeured
469
03:06:18,610 --> 03:06:20,790
limos, pearls, diamonds, power.
470
03:06:21,070 --> 03:06:23,850
I'd be the biggest heroine since Joan of
Orleans.
471
03:06:24,150 --> 03:06:29,610
But keeping juicy jeans from letting her
gap gush for the world to see would
472
03:06:29,610 --> 03:06:33,270
take a regiment of marines or, or...
473
03:07:30,350 --> 03:07:31,350
Smell.
474
03:09:04,590 --> 03:09:06,330
Mmm. Mmm.
475
03:15:05,960 --> 03:15:06,960
Thank you.
476
03:16:33,180 --> 03:16:35,344
All right.
477
03:16:58,620 --> 03:17:01,420
Oh, yeah.
478
03:17:01,960 --> 03:17:05,460
Oh, yeah.
479
03:20:38,470 --> 03:20:39,470
recharging her batteries.
480
03:20:42,950 --> 03:20:45,750
Coach, how many players do you have on
your team?
481
03:20:46,830 --> 03:20:50,430
46. My God, that should keep her off the
streets for months.
482
03:20:51,110 --> 03:20:52,390
What are you talking about?
483
03:20:52,790 --> 03:20:53,910
No questions yet.
484
03:20:54,250 --> 03:20:57,610
I want you to get a hold of three or
four of your best -looking prospects and
485
03:20:57,610 --> 03:20:58,870
send them here right now.
486
03:20:59,470 --> 03:21:01,650
They're all in practice in the story
level right now.
487
03:21:01,850 --> 03:21:05,110
I don't care if they're in Atlanta,
Georgia. Just send them here right now.
488
03:21:20,170 --> 03:21:25,430
I was something made me wake up and call
Reggie. He's agreed to meet me alone.
489
03:21:27,790 --> 03:21:29,590
Don't try to stop me.
490
03:21:30,050 --> 03:21:32,170
I wouldn't think of it. Thank you.
491
03:21:59,150 --> 03:22:00,910
Well, we were told to meet the owner
here.
492
03:22:01,150 --> 03:22:02,830
If you're not the owner, what are we
doing here?
493
03:22:03,170 --> 03:22:05,510
Are you the players' union
representative?
494
03:22:06,090 --> 03:22:07,430
No, I'm the tight end.
495
03:22:09,670 --> 03:22:13,650
Actually, I brought you all here for a
group photo of the unicorn's finest.
496
03:22:14,170 --> 03:22:18,170
Ready? I thought
497
03:22:18,170 --> 03:22:22,970
you were the tight end.
498
03:22:25,110 --> 03:22:28,510
Look, bitch, I get my kicks my way, you
get your kicks your way.
499
03:22:29,000 --> 03:22:30,520
All right, guys, let's go. Back to
practice.
500
03:22:33,200 --> 03:22:34,200
Look,
501
03:22:38,220 --> 03:22:39,680
this has been some day.
502
03:22:39,960 --> 03:22:43,880
My boss fucked my fella, I'll probably
lose my job, and I'll probably get
503
03:22:43,880 --> 03:22:47,800
arrested as an accessory to murder, if
I'm very lucky. So don't judge.
504
03:23:20,490 --> 03:23:21,490
So good.
505
03:23:24,030 --> 03:23:25,030
Mmm.
506
03:25:46,250 --> 03:25:47,650
Oh.
507
03:26:34,960 --> 03:26:35,960
Hi.
508
03:28:33,160 --> 03:28:34,160
It feels good.
509
03:30:35,500 --> 03:30:36,600
I shouldn't have done that.
510
03:31:31,850 --> 03:31:32,850
Oh.
511
03:32:09,480 --> 03:32:10,480
Ugh.
512
03:33:03,660 --> 03:33:04,660
killed Reggie.
513
03:33:05,840 --> 03:33:06,840
No.
514
03:33:07,560 --> 03:33:08,620
Reggie met me.
515
03:33:09,720 --> 03:33:16,240
He told me that I was very nice, but
that he has no room in his life for me.
516
03:33:16,240 --> 03:33:18,140
loves his wife and kids very much.
517
03:33:18,960 --> 03:33:19,980
So we're through.
518
03:33:21,620 --> 03:33:24,660
Stacy, do you know you own the Long
Island Unicorns?
519
03:33:25,600 --> 03:33:31,560
The Long Island Unicorns? A professional
football team coached by Bud Clark, the
520
03:33:31,560 --> 03:33:32,560
man you ravished?
521
03:33:35,210 --> 03:33:37,130
It ravishes very well, you know.
522
03:33:37,530 --> 03:33:40,070
But do you know you own the team?
523
03:33:41,870 --> 03:33:47,190
46 quivering erect cocks, ready to go
into spasms with the slightest tremor of
524
03:33:47,190 --> 03:33:49,030
your breast or a glimpse of your thigh.
525
03:33:50,510 --> 03:33:52,430
And I own them?
526
03:33:52,770 --> 03:33:53,770
Yeah.
527
03:33:54,990 --> 03:33:57,150
Body, soul, genital organs.
528
03:33:57,470 --> 03:33:58,630
I've seen the contracts.
529
03:34:01,590 --> 03:34:04,430
Every one of them hung like a stallion.
530
03:34:06,350 --> 03:34:09,250
I own them. Yeah, yours to command.
531
03:34:09,730 --> 03:34:11,310
How much? How often?
532
03:34:11,610 --> 03:34:13,930
Maybe two cocks at a time? Maybe three?
533
03:34:15,030 --> 03:34:16,230
Oh, dear.
534
03:34:17,570 --> 03:34:19,270
Oh, I feel faint.
535
03:34:19,970 --> 03:34:23,770
I think that I'm going to go lay down
for a while.
536
03:34:32,250 --> 03:34:33,250
You'll be okay.
537
03:34:33,870 --> 03:34:35,310
Stacy's just drunk with power.
538
03:34:35,800 --> 03:34:37,980
All those stiff, ready cocks that are
back on call.
539
03:34:38,400 --> 03:34:41,420
A few hours in a bed with her vibrator,
and she'll recover.
540
03:35:19,320 --> 03:35:22,020
Yes. What can I do for you?
541
03:35:23,720 --> 03:35:28,440
I'm Bonnie Boardman, and Coach Clark
asked me to stop by to see Miss Vandor,
542
03:35:28,440 --> 03:35:29,139
new owner.
543
03:35:29,140 --> 03:35:30,400
I'm Stacy Vandor.
544
03:35:31,880 --> 03:35:33,140
I'm your tight end.
545
03:35:35,100 --> 03:35:36,440
But you're a girl.
546
03:35:37,540 --> 03:35:39,500
And very pretty.
547
03:35:41,320 --> 03:35:42,340
And I'm good.
548
03:35:43,160 --> 03:35:44,160
Very good.
549
03:35:47,050 --> 03:35:52,150
I'll give you a chance to show me how
good you are.
550
03:36:08,650 --> 03:36:09,650
Nice.
551
03:36:11,930 --> 03:36:15,630
Well, so just what can you do?
552
03:36:17,680 --> 03:36:20,240
Anyways. Quite a few things, actually.
553
03:36:58,960 --> 03:37:00,080
This house is perfect.
554
03:37:44,780 --> 03:37:45,780
She can dress.
555
03:38:20,270 --> 03:38:21,270
Mmm.
556
03:39:20,120 --> 03:39:22,280
Thank you.
557
03:40:03,820 --> 03:40:04,920
Oh my God.
558
03:40:36,980 --> 03:40:38,180
Oh, Jesus.
559
03:41:14,830 --> 03:41:15,830
Hmm.
560
03:42:10,860 --> 03:42:11,860
Thank you.
561
03:43:31,760 --> 03:43:33,140
um um
562
03:44:17,200 --> 03:44:18,880
Thank you.
563
03:47:06,350 --> 03:47:07,350
Mmm.
564
03:52:53,740 --> 03:52:54,880
What is wrong?
565
03:54:00,840 --> 03:54:03,700
You were right. You are good.
566
03:54:04,700 --> 03:54:08,080
Very, very good.
567
03:54:09,640 --> 03:54:11,780
And I catch passes, too.
568
03:56:01,260 --> 03:56:02,260
I'm sorry.
569
03:56:02,360 --> 03:56:05,320
I'm just horny all the time.
570
03:56:05,600 --> 03:56:07,020
Oh, so am I.
571
03:56:20,540 --> 03:56:23,120
I know how you want to see Miss Van
Dorn.
572
03:56:23,940 --> 03:56:25,300
She's busy at the moment.
573
03:56:25,860 --> 03:56:26,860
Come on in.
574
03:56:27,140 --> 03:56:29,740
Perhaps I can do it as well, if not
better.
575
03:56:42,679 --> 03:56:45,960
Now... I guess you're gonna miss
practice.
576
03:56:46,320 --> 03:56:47,320
I guess not.
577
03:57:10,830 --> 03:57:11,829
I like what I see.
578
03:57:11,830 --> 03:57:12,830
I'm glad.
579
03:57:19,930 --> 03:57:21,550
For your own muscles.
580
03:58:19,760 --> 03:58:20,760
Yeah.
581
04:00:06,070 --> 04:00:07,950
Hmm. Oh.
582
04:03:05,480 --> 04:03:06,480
I don't know.
583
04:05:01,260 --> 04:05:03,040
I made it with my tight end a couple
days ago.
584
04:05:03,540 --> 04:05:05,280
Jim Borden, was he good?
585
04:05:06,520 --> 04:05:09,740
Bobby Borden, he was magnificent.
586
04:05:44,279 --> 04:05:45,560
I'm looking for Mrs. Ann Doran.
587
04:05:47,240 --> 04:05:49,200
Me too, but she's not here.
588
04:05:51,180 --> 04:05:55,060
Mom, you look different in clothes. I
mean, not in football gear.
589
04:05:55,620 --> 04:05:58,160
I mean, shoulder pads and hip pads
aren't exactly flattering.
590
04:05:59,040 --> 04:06:00,700
You look nice in girls' things.
591
04:06:02,220 --> 04:06:03,820
You look girls are good too, Floyd.
592
04:06:04,800 --> 04:06:07,200
I tell you what, no one's here.
593
04:06:08,120 --> 04:06:10,800
What do you say we go in the bedroom and
get real close?
594
04:06:12,120 --> 04:06:13,120
Sounds good to me.
595
04:06:13,720 --> 04:06:14,720
Come on.
596
04:06:15,060 --> 04:06:20,040
Come on in, Floyd.
597
04:06:22,100 --> 04:06:24,060
It's good to have you here.
598
04:06:24,300 --> 04:06:25,300
It's good to be here.
599
04:13:02,060 --> 04:13:03,060
Thank you.
600
04:13:44,650 --> 04:13:45,650
Anybody here?
601
04:14:02,090 --> 04:14:03,090
Uh -huh.
602
04:14:11,290 --> 04:14:12,390
Hi Bobby.
603
04:14:14,039 --> 04:14:15,039
Guess what?
604
04:14:15,100 --> 04:14:20,220
What are you doing here? San Diego just
traded me on the unicorn's new wide
605
04:14:20,220 --> 04:14:22,200
receiver. No way!
606
04:14:23,240 --> 04:14:25,600
Yeah, I guess that means we're serious
now, right?
607
04:14:26,020 --> 04:14:28,300
Right. Wait, I got an idea.
608
04:14:28,560 --> 04:14:30,540
What? Let's make it official.
609
04:14:33,680 --> 04:14:35,000
That's what I had in mind, too.
610
04:14:36,000 --> 04:14:37,860
I should have taken these off.
611
04:15:17,140 --> 04:15:19,180
Oh, God.
612
04:24:17,260 --> 04:24:18,260
official.
613
04:25:26,190 --> 04:25:27,750
Seething Sharon Kane.
614
04:25:28,750 --> 04:25:30,210
Crebaceous Linda Quinn.
615
04:25:31,530 --> 04:25:33,170
Temptuous Caressa.
616
04:25:33,970 --> 04:25:35,790
Voluptuous Rachel O 'Ryan.
617
04:25:36,790 --> 04:25:38,730
Lovely Candy Statton.
618
04:25:39,750 --> 04:25:41,350
Gorgeous Raisa.
619
04:25:43,250 --> 04:25:44,830
Explosive Mary G.
620
04:25:46,390 --> 04:25:48,030
Toured Bunny Hatton.
621
04:25:48,610 --> 04:25:51,310
And the insatiable Joanna Storm.
622
04:27:29,760 --> 04:27:30,780
Let's go.
623
04:28:10,890 --> 04:28:14,690
Come with me and see Slit Skirts.
624
04:28:17,630 --> 04:28:18,970
Slit Skirts.
625
04:28:19,410 --> 04:28:25,130
Coming soon to this theater for mature
ladies and gentlemen only.
626
04:28:27,650 --> 04:28:33,530
How to announce the coming of Carter
Stevens' latest film, Honeymoon Haven.
627
04:28:37,000 --> 04:28:41,840
Take a guided tour of the Honeymoon
Haven Hotel located just outside of
628
04:28:41,840 --> 04:28:43,560
Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
629
04:28:46,340 --> 04:28:50,660
Peek through the curtains of Honeymoon
Haven and see what hot sex is really
630
04:28:50,660 --> 04:28:51,660
like.
631
04:28:52,080 --> 04:28:57,880
Screw Magazine says the beds in
Honeymoon Haven can talk, and they talk
632
04:29:06,510 --> 04:29:12,150
Carter Steven, the man who gave you
Lickety Split, Roller Babies, Jailbait,
633
04:29:12,150 --> 04:29:15,590
Teenage Twins, outdoes them all with
Honeymoon Haven.
634
04:29:27,410 --> 04:29:28,750
You'll see couples.
635
04:29:31,750 --> 04:29:32,750
Cripples.
636
04:29:34,410 --> 04:29:35,410
Whoresome.
637
04:29:38,250 --> 04:29:43,550
And even more, in action you never
thought you'd see on screen.
638
04:29:44,110 --> 04:29:46,790
Oh, but you love it.
639
04:29:48,790 --> 04:29:52,930
You'll love it, too, as Honeymoon Haven
takes you behind the scenes for the
640
04:29:52,930 --> 04:29:53,970
night of your life.
641
04:29:59,610 --> 04:30:04,310
Mr. Magazine says Honeymoon Haven gets
right in there between the sheets to
642
04:30:04,310 --> 04:30:06,130
probe honeymooners and their fun.
643
04:30:07,210 --> 04:30:10,410
Come to Honeymoon Haven. We've got wall
-to -wall sex.
644
04:30:14,810 --> 04:30:17,130
And dynamite room service.
645
04:30:22,990 --> 04:30:27,530
Honeymoon Haven guarantees you the
hottest night you ever spent in a hotel.
646
04:30:30,920 --> 04:30:35,960
After all, Elite Magazine says,
Honeymoon Haven is cram -packed with the
647
04:30:35,960 --> 04:30:41,340
erotic talents in blue films today. It
shines with nuptial naughtiness and slam
648
04:30:41,340 --> 04:30:45,120
-bang sexual antics that thoroughly
entertain from start to finish.
649
04:30:46,880 --> 04:30:51,320
You'll see cheating wives, swinging
couples,
650
04:30:51,740 --> 04:30:58,380
and frightened virgins. Oh, honey,
please open the friggin' door.
651
04:30:58,600 --> 04:30:59,640
I can't.
652
04:31:01,580 --> 04:31:02,580
Because I'm scared.
653
04:31:03,140 --> 04:31:10,020
And some not -so -frightened ex
654
04:31:10,020 --> 04:31:11,020
-virgins.
655
04:31:13,440 --> 04:31:19,100
It's all happening at the swingiest
place in town, the Honeymoon Haven
656
04:31:25,740 --> 04:31:30,820
So check into the Honeymoon Haven with
Carter Stevens and his exciting friends
657
04:31:30,820 --> 04:31:32,160
and have a ball.
658
04:31:39,800 --> 04:31:40,800
Honeymoon Haven.
659
04:31:41,900 --> 04:31:44,100
Coming to this theater soon.
660
04:32:14,350 --> 04:32:15,610
Honeymoon Haven.
661
04:32:21,430 --> 04:32:23,190
Seething Sharon Kane.
662
04:32:23,870 --> 04:32:25,690
Crevacious Linda Quinn.
663
04:32:26,990 --> 04:32:28,650
Temptuous Caressa.
664
04:32:29,330 --> 04:32:31,130
Voluptuous Rachel Orion.
665
04:32:32,170 --> 04:32:34,210
Lovely Candy Statton.
666
04:32:35,110 --> 04:32:36,730
Gorgeous Raisa.
667
04:32:38,670 --> 04:32:40,290
Explosive Mary G.
668
04:32:41,750 --> 04:32:43,510
Toured Bunny Hatton.
669
04:32:44,460 --> 04:32:46,820
And the insatiable Joanna Storm.
670
04:34:25,619 --> 04:34:26,619
Let's go.
671
04:35:06,349 --> 04:35:10,130
Come with me and see Flit Skirts.
672
04:35:13,130 --> 04:35:14,410
Flit Skirts.
673
04:35:14,869 --> 04:35:20,570
Coming soon to this theater for mature
ladies and gentlemen only.
674
04:35:23,130 --> 04:35:29,029
How to announce the coming of Carter
Stevens' latest film, Honeymoon Haven.
675
04:35:32,460 --> 04:35:37,340
Take a guided tour of the Honeymoon
Haven Hotel located just outside of
676
04:35:37,340 --> 04:35:38,980
Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
677
04:35:41,800 --> 04:35:46,160
Peek through the curtains of Honeymoon
Haven and see what hot sex is really
678
04:35:46,160 --> 04:35:47,160
like.
679
04:35:47,520 --> 04:35:53,300
Screw Magazine says the beds in
Honeymoon Haven can talk, and they talk
680
04:36:02,000 --> 04:36:07,640
Carter Steven, the man who gave you
Lickety Split, Roller Babies, Jailbait,
681
04:36:07,640 --> 04:36:11,060
Teenage Twins, outdoes them all with
Honeymoon Haven.
682
04:36:22,919 --> 04:36:24,259
You'll see couples.
683
04:36:27,259 --> 04:36:28,259
Cripples.
684
04:36:29,960 --> 04:36:30,960
Whoresome.
685
04:36:33,640 --> 04:36:39,060
And even more, in action you never
thought you'd see on screen.
686
04:36:39,580 --> 04:36:42,259
Oh, but you love it.
687
04:36:44,300 --> 04:36:48,439
You'll love it, too, as Honeymoon Haven
takes you behind the scenes for the
688
04:36:48,439 --> 04:36:49,439
night of your life.
689
04:36:55,099 --> 04:36:59,800
Mr. Magazine says Honeymoon Haven gets
right in there between the sheets to
690
04:36:59,800 --> 04:37:01,599
probe honeymooners and their fun.
691
04:37:02,700 --> 04:37:05,900
Come to Honeymoon Haven. We've got wall
-to -wall sex.
692
04:37:10,340 --> 04:37:12,619
And dynamite room service.
693
04:37:18,520 --> 04:37:22,980
Honeymoon Haven guarantees you the
hottest night you ever spent in a hotel.
694
04:37:26,480 --> 04:37:31,460
After all, Elite Magazine says Honeymoon
Haven is crampacked with the best
695
04:37:31,460 --> 04:37:36,840
erotic talents in blue films today. It
shines with nuptial naughtiness and slam
696
04:37:36,840 --> 04:37:40,619
-bang sexual antics that thoroughly
entertain from start to finish.
697
04:37:42,320 --> 04:37:46,860
You'll see cheating wives, swinging
couples,
698
04:37:47,220 --> 04:37:51,119
and frightened virgins.
699
04:37:56,970 --> 04:37:57,970
Because I'm scared.
700
04:37:58,590 --> 04:38:05,509
And some not -so -frightened ex
701
04:38:05,509 --> 04:38:06,509
-virgins.
702
04:38:08,930 --> 04:38:14,570
It's all happening at the swingiest
place in town, the Honeymoon Haven
703
04:38:20,849 --> 04:38:26,330
So check into the Honeymoon Haven with
Carter Stephen and his exciting friends.
704
04:38:26,750 --> 04:38:27,750
And have a ball.
705
04:38:35,330 --> 04:38:36,330
Honeymoon Haven.
706
04:38:37,450 --> 04:38:39,630
Coming to this theater soon.
707
04:39:09,800 --> 04:39:11,080
Honeymoon Haven.
708
04:39:16,800 --> 04:39:18,680
Seething sharing cane.
709
04:39:19,480 --> 04:39:21,099
Crevaceous Linda Quinn.
710
04:39:22,320 --> 04:39:24,099
Temptuous Caressa.
711
04:39:24,700 --> 04:39:26,580
Voluptuous Rachel Orion.
712
04:39:27,520 --> 04:39:29,640
Lovely Candy Statton.
713
04:39:30,380 --> 04:39:32,180
Gorgeous Raisa.
714
04:39:34,020 --> 04:39:35,720
Explosive Mary G.
715
04:39:37,119 --> 04:39:38,960
Toured Bunny Hatton.
716
04:39:39,910 --> 04:39:42,270
And the insatiable Joanna Storm.
717
04:41:20,740 --> 04:41:21,740
Let's go.
718
04:42:01,800 --> 04:42:05,600
Come with me and see Split Skirts.
719
04:42:08,500 --> 04:42:09,880
Split Skirts.
720
04:42:10,320 --> 04:42:16,040
Coming soon to this theater for mature
ladies and gentlemen only.
721
04:42:18,380 --> 04:42:24,280
How to announce the coming of Carter
Stevens' latest film, Honeymoon Haven.
722
04:42:27,720 --> 04:42:32,600
Take a guided tour of the Honeymoon
Haven Hotel located just outside of
723
04:42:32,600 --> 04:42:34,300
Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
724
04:42:37,060 --> 04:42:41,420
Peek through the curtains of Honeymoon
Haven and see what hot sex is really
725
04:42:41,420 --> 04:42:42,420
like.
726
04:42:42,800 --> 04:42:48,620
Screw Magazine says the beds in
Honeymoon Haven can talk, and they talk
727
04:42:57,230 --> 04:43:02,930
Carter Steven, the man who gave you
Lickety Split, Roller Babies, Jailbait,
728
04:43:02,930 --> 04:43:06,430
Teenage Twins, outdoes them all with
Honeymoon Haven.
729
04:43:18,130 --> 04:43:19,490
You'll see couple.
730
04:43:22,150 --> 04:43:23,150
Triple.
731
04:43:24,930 --> 04:43:25,930
Wholesome.
732
04:43:29,000 --> 04:43:34,320
And even more, in action you never
thought you'd see on screen.
733
04:43:34,860 --> 04:43:37,500
Oh, but you love it.
734
04:43:39,540 --> 04:43:44,000
You'll love it too, as Honeymoon Haven
takes you behind the scenes for the
735
04:43:44,000 --> 04:43:45,000
of your life.
736
04:43:50,360 --> 04:43:55,060
Mr. Magazine says Honeymoon Haven gets
right in there between the sheets to
737
04:43:55,060 --> 04:43:56,880
probe honeymooners and their fun.
738
04:43:57,960 --> 04:44:01,160
Come to Honeymoon Haven. We've got wall
-to -wall sex.
739
04:44:05,600 --> 04:44:07,880
And dynamite room service.
740
04:44:13,780 --> 04:44:18,260
Honeymoon Haven guarantees you the
hottest night you ever spent in a hotel.
741
04:44:21,680 --> 04:44:26,720
After all, Elite Magazine says,
Honeymoon Haven is cram -packed with the
742
04:44:26,720 --> 04:44:32,100
erotic talents in blue films today. It
shines with nuptial naughtiness and slam
743
04:44:32,100 --> 04:44:35,840
-bang sexual antics that thoroughly
entertain from start to finish.
744
04:44:37,560 --> 04:44:42,100
You'll see cheating wives, swinging
couples,
745
04:44:42,500 --> 04:44:46,360
and frightened virgins.
746
04:44:52,360 --> 04:44:53,360
Because I'm scared.
747
04:44:53,780 --> 04:45:00,780
And some not -so -frightened ex
748
04:45:00,780 --> 04:45:01,780
-virgins.
749
04:45:04,180 --> 04:45:09,860
It's all happening at the swingiest
place in town, the Honeymoon Haven
750
04:45:16,490 --> 04:45:21,570
So check into the Honeymoon Haven with
Carter Stevens and his exciting friends
751
04:45:21,570 --> 04:45:22,910
and have a ball.
752
04:45:30,550 --> 04:45:31,550
Honeymoon Haven.
753
04:45:32,650 --> 04:45:34,870
Coming to this theater soon.
754
04:46:05,070 --> 04:46:06,330
Honeymoon Haven.
52432
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