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Previously on
The Hard Times of RJ Berger...
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All people can do is talk
about this stupid formal.
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You got your 99 slaps yet?
All you got to do
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is ask enough girls,
you're bound to find one
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- that'll say yes.
- I was thinking
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about going with the one girl
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who's been lusting
after my dong the whole time.
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Don't do it!
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You've made me
the happiest girl.
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Go with me to
the winter formal.
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There's something I need
to talk to you about.
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Well, at least you finally...
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- What happened?
- I don't know.
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All right, move it back.
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♪ Who wants to know ♪
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♪ All that is gold ♪
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♪ Is rusting ♪
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I told them
to fix the brakes, man,
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but they wouldn't listen.
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There just ain't no telling
if she's gonna make it,
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but we're all
gonna be praying for her.
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♪ And how far we've gone ♪
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I took her
for granted, Coach.
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I was gonna break her heart.
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Hey, you...
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you hang in there, Berger.
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She gonna be all right.
She's a tough girl.
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They're gonna fix her up
real good.
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We're talking
about the bus, right?
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Now, see, that was a joke.
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That was to break the tension
and lighten up...
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I'm sorry, man.
That was messed up.
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I thought it was funny.
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♪ Soldier on ♪
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♪ Soldier on ♪
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♪ Keep your heart ♪
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♪ Close to the ground ♪
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These things can go
either way.
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There's nothing we can do
but wait and hope for the best.
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It's up to Lily now.
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♪ Think about it at all ♪
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♪ Just keep your head low ♪
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My name is RJ Berger,
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and this is all my fault.
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♪ About it at all ♪
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Dude, you got to quit
doing this to yourself.
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You're, um...
you're dressed already?
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- What time is it?
- It's time for you to go home,
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take a shower,
get in your tux,
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and forget about this
for a while, man.
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You've been here
for almost 24 hours, RJ.
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- There's nothing you can do...
- Miles, I promised her
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we'd be together tonight.
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We were supposed to go
to the formal together.
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We were supposed to lose
our virginity together.
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Yeah, but you're forgetting
you're double-booked
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with Jenny Swanson.
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Okay, look.
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Look at this.
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Don't you think God's trying
to send you a message?
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Knock, knock. Who's there?
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Nobody.
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Hello, Miles.
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Hey... hey, Mrs. Miran.
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Uh...
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y... you know,
I'm... I'm gonna go see
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if there's any vending machines
in the hallway.
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I take it you're not going
with Miles tonight.
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No, I, uh...
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I was supposed to be
with Lily.
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That girl certainly
is crazy about you, RJ.
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She's been crazy about you since
you were little kids.
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Since you were
"Richie Berger."
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Remember that?
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Oh, my God,
she was so excited
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to be your date
for the formal.
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You can only imagine.
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I don't think the sewing machine
stopped once all week.
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But, RJ,
all the worry in the world
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isn't gonna bring
her around any faster.
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You know how stubborn she is,
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how persistent.
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Once she has her mind
fixed on something,
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well, look out.
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You're telling me.
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Right now all we can do
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is hope that her mind
is fixed on getting well
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and coming back to us.
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Go, RJ. Go.
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Have a good night
for the both of you.
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♪ I'm gonna nibble on
your pepperonis, baby ♪
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♪ Whoo, yeah ♪
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♪ Your tender,
little pepperonis ♪
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Oh, my darling,
precious boy, look at you!
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Okay, pictures!
Picture time!
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Here we go.
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And a one, and a two,
and a I love you!
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Oh, you boys
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look good enough to eat.
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Funny you should say that,
Mrs. B,
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'cause I am wearing
edible underwear.
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Miles, if you're man enough,
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all underwear is edible.
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Miles, what is
that monstrosity?
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That, my friend, is called
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"Taking advantage
of someone's guilt."
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- Is that...
- Just a minute, Roger!
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He feels horrible about,
uh, you know,
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running Lily over,
he asked me
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if there was anything he
could do for us, so...
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So you asked
Mr. Vehicular Manslaughter
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- to be our limo driver.
- Dude, all I know is
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he got me a killer rate.
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Well, you're both guaranteed
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at least one giant
hummer tonight.
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Dude, Robin Pretnar
and Jenny Swanson
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deserve to ride in style, man.
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Listen, anything you
ass napkins need tonight,
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you just say the word,
and Roger will hook it up.
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I'm talking booze,
rubbers, floozies.
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How about you hook us up
with some watching
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the road, Roger?
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You got it.
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Well, RJ,
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the moment of truth.
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This is Jenny's neighborhood.
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Looks like
you're up first.
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♪ Well, I admit ♪
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♪ I get distracted
sometimes... ♪
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Now, look, pal,
I'm a man of the world.
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I remember high school.
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But so help me Christ, if you...
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Sorry, this is
the Swanson house.
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Keep dreaming.
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Dad! That's RJ!
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Nice to meet you.
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Oh, you look beautiful, sweetheart.
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That's my girl.
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Hi, RJ.
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Um, is that corsage
for me?
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Well, he seems like a...
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- nice boy.
- Oh, yeah.
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He's perfect.
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You look...
incredible.
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You look pretty
handsome yourself.
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Listen, RJ,
I know you have a lot
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on your mind right now
with Lily...
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You know what?
Let's, um...
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let's... let's just have
a good time tonight.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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Dude, this
is her neighborhood.
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Okay, now I'm starting to freak.
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- Why?
- I don't know.
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I just got hit
by the magnitude
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of it all, you know?
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Everything's led me to this
moment, you know, my whole life.
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Every disappointment...
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Well, we're pretty sure
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it's a boy.
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Growing up poor...
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Oh, Daddy, I love him!
What's his name?
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His name's dinner.
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My mom dying...
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Lay this poor, wretched soul
to eternal rest.
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All right,
who wants ice cream?
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My brother going crazy...
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My cat committing suicide...
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But now none of that matters,
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because in a few minutes,
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I'm gonna have
the prettiest girl
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in Pinkerton High on my arm.
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We're here, ass napkins.
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What are we doing
at Robin's?
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- What do you mean?
- She's his date.
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Seriously?
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I'm here to pick up Robin.
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I'm here to pick up Robin.
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What do you want?
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I'm hear to pick up...
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Robin!
Limo's here!
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Okay!
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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I'm your date.
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Oh, my God!
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I was being sarcastic!
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Pauline! Get in here!
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- Ugh!
- Some fat-ass thought
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he was taking Robin
to a formal!
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Look at this kid.
Get his face.
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This is too freakin' funny!
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I'm putting this on
the internet!
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Take care, fat-ass!
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Funny, I was just about
to ask you the same thing.
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Who the hell was I kidding?
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I'm a born loser, RJ...
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A fat, ugly loser with acne
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- all over his...
- Miles, Miles, come on.
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Don't get dark on me tonight.
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Come on, dude,
I'm begging you.
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I know how you feel, Miles.
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The hell you do.
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You don't know
jack piss, princess!
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For you, this is nothing but
one itsy-bitsy bad night
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that'll probably end up
being awesome.
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Meanwhile, the rest
of your perfect little life's
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gonna be all roses
and personal trainers,
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so don't you tell me
you know how I feel!
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I just never thought
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that Max would,
or Robin would...
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Would what?
Would rip out your heart
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and take a big old
dump on it?
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Welcome to the real world,
beauty queen.
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Here's your Tiara.
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♪ High school's the place ♪
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♪ Where dreams
go to die ♪
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You want to slow down
there, buddy?
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Why? These sorrows aren't
gonna drown themselves, RJ.
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I'm going Cobain-style
tonight.
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Oh, no.
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Hey...
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I promise to forget
about everything that's happened
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and have a good time...
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if you do.
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Okay?
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Best winter formal ever?
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Best winter formal ever.
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Hey, Kurt Cobain drank himself
to death, right?
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Blew his head off.
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Pussy.
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So do you normally
just, um, stand around
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for the whole dance or...?
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No. I mean,
you know, sometimes,
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you know, I'll mix it up,
get some punch.
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Oh, my God,
I love this song.
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Come on,
we have to dance.
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Wait, I don't... I don't...
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No, no, no, we're dancing.
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All right.
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♪ Reach the city steps
tonight ♪
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♪ Following the power lines ♪
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Uh, what song is this?
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Um, I have no idea.
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I thought you said
it was your favorite.
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I just said that
to get you to dance.
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♪ With eclipses for eyes ♪
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Hey...
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we're having fun, right?
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Best winter formal ever.
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♪ Did I say enough? ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Silvia ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Silvia ♪
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Best formal ever.
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Hello, Wankerton High School!
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Whoo!
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, [bleep].
268
00:14:03,838 --> 00:14:07,232
I want to say something to...
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Robin Veronica Pretnar.
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00:14:09,274 --> 00:14:11,929
I know you're
out there somewhere,
271
00:14:12,013 --> 00:14:16,800
and this is gonna break
your cold-ass heart,
272
00:14:16,883 --> 00:14:20,844
'cause I'm gonna tell you
something that I've got
273
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that Max Owens...
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will never have.
275
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What, diabetes?
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00:14:27,581 --> 00:14:28,844
Food stamps?
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It's called
integrity, girl.
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It's called integrity!
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And, you know,
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I want to give a shout-out
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to Lily Miran,
282
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my buddy RJ.
RJ!
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All right, you had your fun.
Give me that.
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Hold on, Gary Coleman.
285
00:14:46,411 --> 00:14:49,023
My buddy RJ
was gonna bring...
286
00:14:49,108 --> 00:14:51,023
take her
to this bull[bleep],
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but she got hit by a bus.
288
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,850
But, hey,
don't cry for her,
289
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,632
because it worked
out great.
290
00:14:56,718 --> 00:14:58,764
He got to bring...
291
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are you ready?
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Jenny Swanson!
293
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Which is, like,
a huge upgrade.
294
00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:08,374
Yo, this is for you, Lily!
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- All right, you had enough.
- And I hope...
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- Give me that!
- No!
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- Give me that!
- No!
298
00:15:17,026 --> 00:15:18,897
Give me the mic,
you fat bastard!
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♪ It still hurts to let go ♪
300
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♪ But every day I do ♪
301
00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:29,552
♪ I'm lookin' for some hope ♪
302
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,553
♪ This cloud
will pass through ♪
303
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♪ I'm pressing rewind ♪
304
00:15:35,508 --> 00:15:38,337
♪ I'm searchin' for when ♪
305
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♪ We have blue skies ♪
306
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♪ But it's startin'
to rain again ♪
307
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RJ?
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Hey.
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Best, uh,
winter formal ever, huh?
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Um...
311
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it's not, um...
312
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I just started feeling
really guilty, that's all.
313
00:16:11,124 --> 00:16:14,562
Do you want to know
why I like you, RJ?
314
00:16:14,646 --> 00:16:18,041
What makes you different
from all those other guys?
315
00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:23,434
It's this.
316
00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:25,563
Jenny.
317
00:16:25,649 --> 00:16:30,088
What?
318
00:16:40,652 --> 00:16:43,046
This isn't right.
319
00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:45,133
It's okay, Max is...
320
00:16:45,218 --> 00:16:48,699
No, I'm sorry.
321
00:16:48,784 --> 00:16:51,351
I just feel...
322
00:16:51,436 --> 00:16:53,787
like I shouldn't be doing this
when she's alone.
323
00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:00,613
You have...
324
00:17:00,699 --> 00:17:03,485
no idea how long
I've been waiting to do that.
325
00:17:06,004 --> 00:17:08,833
And most guys
would kill to...
326
00:17:08,918 --> 00:17:11,573
You're not most guys,
RJ Berger.
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00:17:21,529 --> 00:17:23,009
Go be with her.
328
00:17:36,837 --> 00:17:39,405
♪ Everybody get loose
'cause you're free to party ♪
329
00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:41,753
♪ Everybody get loose 'cause
you're free to party ♪
330
00:17:41,838 --> 00:17:43,884
♪ Everybody get loose
'cause you're free to party ♪
331
00:17:43,969 --> 00:17:45,753
♪ Get loose into the night
like it's... ♪
332
00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:46,884
You trying to put
the pound game
333
00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:48,536
on my girl,
you little bitch?
334
00:17:48,621 --> 00:17:51,276
Your... you're here
with Robin Pretnar,
335
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,146
you hypocritical piece
of [bleep]!
336
00:17:53,232 --> 00:17:55,712
What the hell
did you just say to me?
337
00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:58,235
You don't talk to me like that!
338
00:18:00,842 --> 00:18:03,889
Max, you can go ahead
and try and kick my ass, buddy,
339
00:18:03,973 --> 00:18:05,931
but I'm promising you
one thing...
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00:18:06,016 --> 00:18:07,713
when the dust settles,
so help me,
341
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,453
I will have your balls tonight.
342
00:18:09,539 --> 00:18:12,499
I don't care if I have to
kick them until my foot breaks.
343
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,933
I don't care if I have to pop
them between my teeth.
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00:18:15,018 --> 00:18:16,846
I don't care
if it kills me.
345
00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:19,630
With these people
and God as my witness,
346
00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:21,195
I am taking your balls tonight!
347
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,847
So bring it!
348
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:24,674
I'll take my chances,
you little...
349
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:31,765
Leave my friend alone,
you asshole douchebag!
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00:18:31,848 --> 00:18:33,676
Aah! Aah!
351
00:18:33,761 --> 00:18:34,936
Get out of here, dude!
352
00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:36,937
This is all just luck
and cheap shots!
353
00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:38,895
Get off me,
you elephant!
354
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:40,024
- Ahh!
- That's my prize bull!
355
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,809
Get off of him!
get off of him!
356
00:18:54,157 --> 00:18:58,770
I am so sorry, Lily.
357
00:18:58,853 --> 00:18:59,854
It should have been me
and you tonight.
358
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:06,987
Sorry I ruined your night.
359
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,379
No.
360
00:19:13,465 --> 00:19:16,033
No, mm-mm.
361
00:19:16,117 --> 00:19:18,032
You didn't ruin anything.
362
00:19:18,118 --> 00:19:20,294
It was just...
363
00:19:20,379 --> 00:19:22,468
RJ...
364
00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:24,817
It can still be special.
365
00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:30,253
Remember our promise?
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00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:48,387
♪ Something's
bound to happen ♪
367
00:19:48,472 --> 00:19:52,085
♪ I can hear it
in the whispers of the night ♪
368
00:19:54,647 --> 00:19:57,868
♪ Warn the others madness ♪
369
00:19:57,952 --> 00:20:03,001
♪ Finds us drifting
in the calm of tidal eyes ♪
370
00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:05,086
♪ I'm so-oh-oh-oh ♪
371
00:20:07,649 --> 00:20:12,741
♪ Scared ♪
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00:20:12,825 --> 00:20:15,175
♪ We've been found ♪
373
00:20:39,047 --> 00:20:41,310
Thank you.
374
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,230
My name is RJ Berger...
375
00:21:17,316 --> 00:21:19,275
and I just did
the right thing.
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00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:23,103
♪ I wanted you to know ♪
377
00:21:23,184 --> 00:21:27,188
♪ I wanted you to know ♪
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