Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:07,413 --> 00:00:08,327
Dear Almighty Jesus,
2
00:00:08,414 --> 00:00:09,328
what the hell
happened to him?
3
00:00:09,415 --> 00:00:10,721
Another after-school beating?
4
00:00:10,808 --> 00:00:12,636
Paramedics said
it's a hangover.
5
00:00:12,723 --> 00:00:14,333
But that'd be the worst
hangover I ever seen.
6
00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:16,291
Remember our deal, dude.
7
00:00:16,378 --> 00:00:18,772
If you die,
I get your laptop.
8
00:00:18,859 --> 00:00:21,035
- I'm pullin' for you, bro.
- My God, we're losing him.
9
00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,080
His BP just went
through the floor.
10
00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:25,779
My bad.
11
00:00:25,866 --> 00:00:27,172
He's coding!
12
00:00:27,259 --> 00:00:29,435
- Everybody, clear!
- Wait!
13
00:00:29,522 --> 00:00:31,089
I can save him.
14
00:00:31,176 --> 00:00:33,961
RJ, tell me where it hurts.
15
00:00:34,048 --> 00:00:35,746
I'll kiss it
16
00:00:35,833 --> 00:00:38,400
and make it all better.
17
00:00:38,487 --> 00:00:39,750
Aah!
18
00:00:44,276 --> 00:00:45,277
Oh!
19
00:00:49,455 --> 00:00:51,326
My name is RJ Berger,
20
00:00:51,413 --> 00:00:54,634
and both my life
and my sheets are a mess.
21
00:00:59,378 --> 00:01:00,379
♪ Hey! ♪
22
00:01:27,145 --> 00:01:28,929
I puked all weekend.
23
00:01:29,016 --> 00:01:31,149
And I don't know
if it was the vodka
24
00:01:31,236 --> 00:01:33,281
or the memory of rubbing
beard stubble with Lily,
25
00:01:33,368 --> 00:01:35,109
but kissing that girl
26
00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:37,068
is like tugging it
to a nature documentary.
27
00:01:37,155 --> 00:01:39,461
Dude, easy.
My head is killing me.
28
00:01:39,548 --> 00:01:41,942
And this is all your fault,
by the way.
29
00:01:42,029 --> 00:01:42,987
Because of you,
I had to clean
30
00:01:43,074 --> 00:01:45,598
vomit out of the carpet
all Sunday
31
00:01:45,685 --> 00:01:47,165
and didn't have time to study
for my geometry test.
32
00:01:47,252 --> 00:01:49,254
Well, that was last weekend.
33
00:01:49,341 --> 00:01:50,559
Wait'll you hear what I got
in store for us this weekend.
34
00:01:50,646 --> 00:01:52,605
Miles, no.
No more stupid plans.
35
00:01:52,692 --> 00:01:54,912
I don't have time for other
people's agendas, Miles.
36
00:01:54,999 --> 00:01:58,524
I... I'm... Oh!
Can you watch- oh.
37
00:01:58,611 --> 00:02:01,962
- Watch what? Huh?
- Sorry, Max, I didn't...
38
00:02:02,049 --> 00:02:04,269
You're lucky,
you three-legged freak.
39
00:02:04,355 --> 00:02:06,183
We're playing Jefferson
on Friday.
40
00:02:06,270 --> 00:02:08,576
Can't risk bruising
my shooting hand
41
00:02:08,663 --> 00:02:10,578
on that bony
little face of yours.
42
00:02:15,148 --> 00:02:16,628
RJ, can I talk
to you for a minute?
43
00:02:16,715 --> 00:02:18,456
Absolutely not.
44
00:02:18,543 --> 00:02:23,113
I hope that this weekend's
unfortunate and disgusting
45
00:02:23,199 --> 00:02:25,636
mistake hasn't hurt
my chances with you.
46
00:02:25,723 --> 00:02:27,159
And I hope that...
47
00:02:28,987 --> 00:02:30,510
Richard Berger,
please report
48
00:02:30,597 --> 00:02:33,992
to the principal's
office immediately.
49
00:02:34,078 --> 00:02:37,125
Whoa, that didn't
sound good.
50
00:02:37,212 --> 00:02:38,387
Relax, I'm sure
they just need help
51
00:02:38,474 --> 00:02:39,823
figuring out the phone
systems again.
52
00:02:45,175 --> 00:02:46,698
Listen, fatty.
53
00:02:46,786 --> 00:02:50,659
You even think about
getting in between me
54
00:02:50,745 --> 00:02:52,878
and that again...
55
00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,489
and I'll shake you and watch
the gravy pour out.
56
00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:58,274
Lily...
57
00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:02,277
I'ma tell you something
that RJ's too nice to say.
58
00:03:02,364 --> 00:03:04,845
You're nevergonna
get with that.
59
00:03:04,931 --> 00:03:07,847
'Cause you'll never
be that.
60
00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,770
We'll see.
61
00:03:21,553 --> 00:03:24,078
RJ, do you know what
the only good thing
62
00:03:24,165 --> 00:03:25,949
about being a high school
principal is?
63
00:03:29,169 --> 00:03:31,954
You get your summers
and weekends free for fishing.
64
00:03:34,042 --> 00:03:36,697
So can you imagine my dismay
65
00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:38,567
when I had to spend
my Sunday morning,
66
00:03:38,654 --> 00:03:42,658
my fishing morning, taking
irate calls from parents
67
00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,877
about a party serving
alcohol to minors?
68
00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,708
Can you imagine
my dismay, Berger?
69
00:03:51,795 --> 00:03:53,275
Can you imagine it?
70
00:03:53,361 --> 00:03:54,884
Imagine it.
71
00:03:54,971 --> 00:03:58,105
And I hope it isn't true.
72
00:03:58,191 --> 00:04:00,628
Because I'd hate to see
your good reputation
73
00:04:00,714 --> 00:04:02,890
flushed down the toilet.
74
00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:06,111
Like a snaky turd.
75
00:04:06,197 --> 00:04:07,502
Berger, if this is true,
76
00:04:07,588 --> 00:04:09,547
do you realize
what you've done?
77
00:04:09,634 --> 00:04:12,115
You've stolen from me.
78
00:04:12,201 --> 00:04:14,159
You've stolen Sunday morning
79
00:04:14,245 --> 00:04:18,032
when I could have
been out fishing.
80
00:04:18,118 --> 00:04:20,468
That's right, Berger, fishing.
81
00:04:20,554 --> 00:04:21,860
Just me and those beautiful fish
82
00:04:21,947 --> 00:04:24,384
waiting to be caught...
83
00:04:26,646 --> 00:04:29,214
What about those fish,
Berger?
84
00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,389
Bass! And the trout?
85
00:04:37,174 --> 00:04:38,132
What the hell
was that, son?
86
00:04:38,219 --> 00:04:40,134
- What?
- Was that drugs?
87
00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:42,091
Did you just pop drugs
in my freaking office?
88
00:04:42,177 --> 00:04:44,266
- No, no, no, no, I...
- Goddamn drugs!
89
00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:46,224
No! I-I-I swear, it was...
90
00:04:46,311 --> 00:04:49,357
It was just drug abuse!
91
00:04:49,443 --> 00:04:51,576
Pinkerton High has a strict
zero-tolerance policy on drugs
92
00:04:51,662 --> 00:04:53,620
and that goes double
zero tolerance
93
00:04:53,706 --> 00:04:55,752
for taking drugs in a freaking
principal's office!
94
00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:59,842
Let's see if you can
clean up your act in detention.
95
00:04:59,928 --> 00:05:01,277
Detention?
96
00:05:01,363 --> 00:05:02,974
Pill-popping mo-frikka.
97
00:05:11,369 --> 00:05:13,371
Come on, girls.
You call those high kicks?
98
00:05:13,457 --> 00:05:16,025
I want to see
some flexibility.
99
00:05:16,111 --> 00:05:18,070
I swear nobody
here can even do a high kick.
100
00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:23,507
Um... nice.
101
00:05:23,594 --> 00:05:25,726
Yeah, your dad
likes that one too.
102
00:05:27,857 --> 00:05:29,554
I want to be a cheerleader.
103
00:06:06,398 --> 00:06:08,531
Okay.
104
00:06:08,617 --> 00:06:10,706
So far, so good.
105
00:06:10,792 --> 00:06:11,967
♪ Here's a story
about a hooker ♪
106
00:06:12,053 --> 00:06:13,620
♪ You know so well ♪
107
00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:14,881
♪ She got seven baby daddies ♪
108
00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:16,316
♪ And they all in jail ♪
109
00:06:16,403 --> 00:06:17,317
♪ No need
to say her name ♪
110
00:06:17,403 --> 00:06:18,752
♪ No need to give her fame ♪
111
00:06:18,838 --> 00:06:19,970
♪ Lay back
and let me take you ♪
112
00:06:20,057 --> 00:06:21,276
♪ Down memory lane ♪
113
00:06:35,845 --> 00:06:37,412
You in my seat, homie.
114
00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,196
Oh, I'm sorry.
115
00:06:44,893 --> 00:06:46,808
Hey, you in my other seat.
116
00:06:46,894 --> 00:06:47,808
Sorry.
117
00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:03,466
Hey!
118
00:07:03,552 --> 00:07:04,466
I'm sorry.
Is this your floor?
119
00:07:04,552 --> 00:07:06,032
Nah.
120
00:07:06,118 --> 00:07:07,597
Yo, ain't you
that basehead
121
00:07:07,683 --> 00:07:08,641
who snorted a rail right
in front of the principal?
122
00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,904
Oh, oh, no, no, no.
123
00:07:10,989 --> 00:07:12,469
Yo, hell yeah!
124
00:07:12,555 --> 00:07:13,860
Yo, hey,
I heard about you, dog.
125
00:07:13,947 --> 00:07:14,904
You crazy, homie.
126
00:07:14,990 --> 00:07:16,818
- Well, I...
- Ay yo!
127
00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,514
This is that kid who threw
that wild party
128
00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,906
where all them people died!
129
00:07:21,819 --> 00:07:25,214
Hey, how come you didn't invite
me to that party, homie?
130
00:07:25,298 --> 00:07:28,779
Come on, you's a crazy
mo-frikka, man.
131
00:07:28,864 --> 00:07:30,866
Yo, I thought you were some
ass-kissing pussy
132
00:07:30,952 --> 00:07:33,041
or something,
you know what I mean?
133
00:07:33,127 --> 00:07:34,606
Yo, I'm Hamilton.
134
00:07:34,692 --> 00:07:36,825
Uh, I'm RJ Berger.
135
00:07:36,910 --> 00:07:38,259
All right.
All right.
136
00:07:38,345 --> 00:07:39,694
Yo, RJ, let's bounce, man.
137
00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:41,565
I want you to meet
some of the homies.
138
00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:43,173
Come on.
139
00:07:45,304 --> 00:07:47,828
Um, we... we can...
we can leave detention?
140
00:07:47,913 --> 00:07:50,263
I like you, dog.
141
00:07:50,348 --> 00:07:51,915
Come on.
Let's roll.
142
00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:56,960
Ay yo!
Listen up!
143
00:08:00,089 --> 00:08:02,526
I want you to meet
our new homie, RJ.
144
00:08:02,611 --> 00:08:04,744
RJ Berger?
145
00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:05,874
Man, ain't you that kid
who lit a crack pipe
146
00:08:05,961 --> 00:08:07,527
in Haggerty's office?
147
00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,223
Yeah, yeah,
this is that kid.
148
00:08:09,309 --> 00:08:11,746
Ay, don't let these glasses
or these tiny arms fool you.
149
00:08:11,831 --> 00:08:13,006
This cat is crazy.
150
00:08:15,049 --> 00:08:17,486
Knew it! I knew from looking
at you you were crazy.
151
00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,355
Hey!
Are you serious?
152
00:08:20,441 --> 00:08:21,573
Move that piece of [bleep]!
153
00:08:29,399 --> 00:08:31,792
Hey, babe, let's just
go the other way.
154
00:08:31,877 --> 00:08:34,184
Ay, you better listen
to your mommy, pretty boy!
155
00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:46,620
I think I'm gonna
like you guys.
156
00:08:50,705 --> 00:08:53,056
I told you.
Plant the seed
157
00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,707
and an awesome
story will bloom.
158
00:08:54,793 --> 00:08:57,231
Every kid in school
is scared crapless of you.
159
00:08:57,315 --> 00:08:58,707
Why?
Dude, all I did
160
00:08:58,793 --> 00:09:00,708
was take two aspirin.
161
00:09:00,793 --> 00:09:02,404
Listen to me!
162
00:09:02,490 --> 00:09:03,534
I don't ever want
to hear those words
163
00:09:03,619 --> 00:09:05,273
come out of your mouth again,
all right?
164
00:09:05,359 --> 00:09:06,839
We got a good thing
going here, dude.
165
00:09:06,924 --> 00:09:09,883
Don't ruin it
by being honest.
166
00:09:18,143 --> 00:09:19,840
Get in.
167
00:09:22,099 --> 00:09:24,145
Come on, homie.
Ride with me.
168
00:09:31,533 --> 00:09:35,276
Uh, yo, Hamilton!
169
00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:38,797
Uh, school is back that way,
like, ten minutes ago!
170
00:09:38,881 --> 00:09:40,796
Yeah.
171
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,275
That's why we going this way.
172
00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:47,057
So much for your
geometry test, bro.
173
00:09:47,142 --> 00:09:48,621
Why?
Is that a problem, homie?
174
00:09:48,707 --> 00:09:50,622
No, no, no.
That's no problem.
175
00:09:50,707 --> 00:09:52,013
- Right, RJ?
- No, no, no, dude.
176
00:09:52,098 --> 00:09:53,795
No, it's cool.
It's just, uh...
177
00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,230
You know what I think?
178
00:09:55,316 --> 00:09:56,926
I think he's not hard enough
to hang with us.
179
00:09:57,011 --> 00:10:00,580
- No! No.
- No! No! No!
180
00:10:00,663 --> 00:10:02,578
It's just...
Yo, I just...
181
00:10:02,663 --> 00:10:06,972
I was wantin' to go
to Mr. Levy's class...
182
00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:09,882
to mess with that jerk-face.
183
00:10:09,967 --> 00:10:11,011
Know what I'm sayin'?
184
00:10:11,097 --> 00:10:12,490
Yeah!
185
00:10:12,575 --> 00:10:14,490
All right!
All right, dog!
186
00:10:14,575 --> 00:10:15,489
Yeah, all right, homie.
187
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:23,878
♪ Scrilla fam ♪
188
00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:25,488
♪ Freak James ♪
189
00:10:25,573 --> 00:10:26,835
♪ When I wake in the morning ♪
190
00:10:26,921 --> 00:10:28,183
♪ The only thing I'm thinking ♪
191
00:10:28,268 --> 00:10:29,443
♪ Got to get
my hands on it ♪
192
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,488
♪ Got to get my hands on it ♪
193
00:10:31,572 --> 00:10:33,661
♪ One thing you never see
is my money sinking ♪
194
00:10:33,746 --> 00:10:35,139
♪ Got to get my hands on it ♪
195
00:10:35,224 --> 00:10:36,616
♪ Got to get
my hands on it ♪
196
00:10:36,701 --> 00:10:37,964
♪ No time for your games ♪
197
00:10:38,050 --> 00:10:39,225
♪ Don't even smoke or drink it ♪
198
00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:40,398
♪ Got to get my hands on it ♪
199
00:10:40,484 --> 00:10:41,441
♪ Got to get
my hands on it ♪
200
00:10:41,527 --> 00:10:42,746
RJ?
201
00:10:44,483 --> 00:10:45,701
Yo, I'll catch up
with you homies later!
202
00:10:48,569 --> 00:10:50,310
Hey, Jenny.
203
00:10:50,395 --> 00:10:52,266
So what's up with you
and the new posse?
204
00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:55,876
Oh, uh, Hamilton's,
like, this guy
205
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,395
I met in detention and...
206
00:10:57,481 --> 00:10:58,743
Yeah, I heard about
what happened
207
00:10:58,828 --> 00:11:00,482
in Haggerty's office.
208
00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:03,091
I have to say,
I was a little surprised.
209
00:11:03,175 --> 00:11:05,525
Um, can you keep a secret?
210
00:11:05,609 --> 00:11:07,307
Sure.
211
00:11:07,391 --> 00:11:08,522
Aspirin.
212
00:11:08,608 --> 00:11:09,827
I took two aspirin
213
00:11:09,912 --> 00:11:12,393
and Haggerty, like,
flipped out
214
00:11:12,477 --> 00:11:14,218
and now the whole school
thinks I'm, like,
215
00:11:14,303 --> 00:11:17,219
a meth-head or something.
216
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,521
Well, that's good to hear.
217
00:11:19,605 --> 00:11:21,433
I like my RJ Berger
meth-free.
218
00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:28,083
Higher!
219
00:11:28,168 --> 00:11:29,343
Stupid flip.
220
00:11:29,428 --> 00:11:32,605
Great, Cassie.
Who's next?
221
00:11:34,384 --> 00:11:36,516
♪ You know you love it
You know you need it ♪
222
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,862
Stupid kick high,
stupid kick left,
223
00:11:39,947 --> 00:11:43,602
and then the... flip!
224
00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:49,209
Okay, enough, enough.
225
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,163
Let's just move on to
the next routine, everyone.
226
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,855
Don't bother.
I get it.
227
00:11:57,941 --> 00:12:00,726
I'm the first girl cut.
What a shocker.
228
00:12:00,809 --> 00:12:02,419
Not at all.
229
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:05,377
I just want to lend
you something.
230
00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:07,287
It's my cheer notes.
231
00:12:07,372 --> 00:12:09,548
It's like a cheat sheet
of what works
232
00:12:09,631 --> 00:12:11,807
for me for every move.
233
00:12:11,891 --> 00:12:13,937
But make 'em your own.
234
00:12:14,021 --> 00:12:15,979
You have to learn the moves
if you want a spot on this team.
235
00:12:21,322 --> 00:12:24,282
Five minutes,
ladies and gentlemen.
236
00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:26,018
Bring your papers up
whenever you feel ready.
237
00:12:43,311 --> 00:12:46,358
Mr. Berger,
always the first to finish.
238
00:12:47,657 --> 00:12:50,182
I smell another "A."
239
00:12:50,265 --> 00:12:53,137
I hope so.
240
00:12:53,219 --> 00:12:56,179
I have to tell you,
I don't believe
241
00:12:56,262 --> 00:12:58,046
a word of what
I've heard, RJ.
242
00:12:58,130 --> 00:12:59,740
You're one of my
best students.
243
00:12:59,824 --> 00:13:01,304
I know that you would
never be caught up
244
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,521
in any of that
hooligan nonsense.
245
00:13:06,343 --> 00:13:07,518
All right!
246
00:13:07,603 --> 00:13:10,084
We're at three minutes.
247
00:13:12,253 --> 00:13:15,473
Class, it's...
Ahh!
248
00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:26,812
Oh, man, did you hear
what happened to Mr. Levy?
249
00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:29,463
Dude, I know.
250
00:13:29,546 --> 00:13:32,027
Dude, next time you
assault a teacher,
251
00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:33,764
you got to tell me before
so I can get the word out.
252
00:13:33,848 --> 00:13:35,502
- Shut up, Miles.
- This is so dope.
253
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,283
You keep this up
and no one will ever
254
00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,542
mess with us again.
255
00:13:55,789 --> 00:13:57,704
You think you're a badass?
256
00:13:57,788 --> 00:13:59,355
You know what?
257
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,485
Forget about
the Jefferson game Friday.
258
00:14:01,568 --> 00:14:04,179
I'm gonna beat your
scrawny little ass.
259
00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:19,126
They can't protect you
forever, freak show.
260
00:14:19,207 --> 00:14:21,862
You and me,
we're gonna dance.
261
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,599
And by "dance," I mean I'm gonna
beat the crap out of you.
262
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:38,803
I feel like Scarface!
263
00:14:38,887 --> 00:14:41,542
Hey, Scarface didn't roll
on dubs, homie.
264
00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:42,843
You said "dubs."
265
00:14:42,927 --> 00:14:45,233
Hey, come here, man.
266
00:14:45,316 --> 00:14:48,842
So Sonya told me about your
problem with pretty boy.
267
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,749
You one of us now, bro.
268
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,923
We take care of our own.
269
00:14:53,006 --> 00:14:55,704
So if this punk-ass Max kid
is a problem,
270
00:14:55,785 --> 00:14:57,091
I'll take care
of that problem for you.
271
00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:02,609
Okay, next up is Lily Moran.
272
00:15:05,169 --> 00:15:08,128
Thanks for
letting me borrow this.
273
00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:10,342
I guess I can see why
RJ is obsessed with you.
274
00:15:11,989 --> 00:15:13,555
You're gonna do great.
275
00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:16,077
Just remember,
make it your own.
276
00:15:16,159 --> 00:15:17,900
Okay.
277
00:15:24,369 --> 00:15:26,763
♪ Ooh-wee you ain't
got no booty ♪
278
00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:28,934
♪ But you still a cutie ♪
279
00:15:29,017 --> 00:15:30,671
♪ So go ahead sock it to me ♪
280
00:15:30,754 --> 00:15:32,321
♪ To me ooh-wee ♪
281
00:15:32,405 --> 00:15:34,494
♪ Baby got a booty ♪
282
00:15:34,577 --> 00:15:36,622
♪ And she got some boobies ♪
283
00:15:36,705 --> 00:15:39,230
♪ So go ahead sock it
to me to me ♪
284
00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:42,968
♪ Black girl shake
your fat ass ♪
285
00:15:43,048 --> 00:15:44,789
♪ Shake that fat ass baby ♪
286
00:15:44,873 --> 00:15:46,657
♪ Shake that fat ass ♪
287
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:48,568
♪ I said white girl ♪
288
00:15:48,652 --> 00:15:50,654
♪ Shake your flat ass ♪
289
00:15:50,737 --> 00:15:51,651
Whoa!
290
00:16:03,899 --> 00:16:05,509
Whoa!
Watch out.
291
00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:12,851
Just take whatever you want.
292
00:16:12,936 --> 00:16:14,285
I don't want no trouble.
293
00:16:14,369 --> 00:16:16,240
Uh, yeah.
294
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:19,587
Let me get, uh...
three scotcharoos.
295
00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:30,054
Okay, seriously?
296
00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:31,358
It's, like, the most fun
I've ever had.
297
00:16:31,442 --> 00:16:33,052
Dude, you think
this is fun?
298
00:16:33,136 --> 00:16:36,139
Yesterday, I told Hamilton
to take care of Max.
299
00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:38,093
Dude, I can't wait
to see the look on that
300
00:16:38,177 --> 00:16:40,875
roided-up douche's face
when Hamilton just...
301
00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:41,958
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
302
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,173
What'd you tell him?
303
00:16:45,258 --> 00:16:46,433
Told him to take care
of Max!
304
00:16:48,604 --> 00:16:50,693
You know what "take care of"
means, don't you?
305
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:54,171
Yeah, like, "take care,"
like, "beat up."
306
00:16:54,252 --> 00:16:55,993
It means they're
gonna kill him, dude.
307
00:16:56,077 --> 00:16:58,732
You just ordered a hit on Max!
308
00:16:58,815 --> 00:17:02,253
Come on, dude, you're just...
You're messing with me.
309
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,726
They... they're not really
gonna kill him, are they?
310
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:12,161
Well, I guess Hamilton could
aim low and cripple him.
311
00:17:16,195 --> 00:17:18,110
Hey, little homie.
What's cracking?
312
00:17:18,194 --> 00:17:20,980
Hey, uh,
where's Hamilton at?
313
00:17:21,063 --> 00:17:23,979
Oh, you know where he is.
314
00:17:24,062 --> 00:17:26,412
He went to take care
of your little problem.
315
00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:28,758
Okay, I need to call it off.
I don't need any problems
316
00:17:28,842 --> 00:17:30,365
- taken care of.
- No, no, no.
317
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,713
You don't call off Hamilton, RJ.
318
00:17:32,797 --> 00:17:36,714
Once he gets the scent,
you know, that's it.
319
00:18:23,091 --> 00:18:24,832
Oh, God!
320
00:18:24,918 --> 00:18:27,834
It's my hand!
321
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,400
Oh, God!
322
00:18:32,484 --> 00:18:33,920
Oh, get it out.
323
00:18:34,006 --> 00:18:35,878
What did you just do?
324
00:18:35,963 --> 00:18:38,052
Me?! I was trying
to stop you!
325
00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:39,617
I couldn't let you kill him.
326
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,226
Kill him?
I'm in high school, yo.
327
00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:44,010
I was just gonna nail
his backpack to the ceiling.
328
00:18:44,095 --> 00:18:46,663
Get it out! Get it out!
Get it out! Get it out!
329
00:18:46,748 --> 00:18:48,663
I mean, look at this.
330
00:18:48,749 --> 00:18:50,577
My shooting hand.
331
00:18:53,969 --> 00:18:56,667
I'm just glad I was able
to save everyone else in class.
332
00:18:56,752 --> 00:18:58,188
That's what really matters.
333
00:18:58,274 --> 00:18:59,885
Aww, you poor baby.
334
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,061
- Oh, baby, the hand!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
335
00:19:02,146 --> 00:19:04,844
That son of a bitch is gonna
be getting sympathy BJs
336
00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:06,453
from that bimbo all semester.
337
00:19:06,539 --> 00:19:08,890
Don't call her bimbo,
fat-ass.
338
00:19:10,978 --> 00:19:13,067
Okay, so the bitch isn't
such a bitch after all.
339
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:18,940
What? It's not like I want
to scissor her or anything.
340
00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:21,115
Unless you want me to, RJ.
341
00:19:30,383 --> 00:19:32,255
Hey!
342
00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:34,126
The whole school wants
to kill you now, homie.
343
00:19:34,213 --> 00:19:35,780
You better stick close to me.
344
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:39,044
Thanks, Hamilton,
but, um...
345
00:19:39,131 --> 00:19:41,046
I don't think I can
be your homie anymore.
346
00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:47,053
It's... it's just not me.
347
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:49,926
Lone wolf.
Respect.
348
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,238
Lone wolf.
349
00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:01,114
You're one tough little
gringo, ese.
350
00:20:02,987 --> 00:20:05,120
A'ight, um...
351
00:20:05,207 --> 00:20:06,469
I'll see you around, RJ.
352
00:20:07,775 --> 00:20:10,821
But, uh, probably not.
353
00:20:18,089 --> 00:20:20,700
Nails are flying everywhere.
354
00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:22,572
People are jumping, ducking,
diving out of the way.
355
00:20:22,659 --> 00:20:24,530
Then, bam! Ahh!
356
00:20:24,617 --> 00:20:26,837
Nailed me to the board.
357
00:20:26,924 --> 00:20:28,230
That guy almost killed me.
358
00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:35,324
My name is RJ Berger,
and crime doesn't pay.
359
00:20:35,411 --> 00:20:36,847
At least not for me.
360
00:20:38,066 --> 00:20:40,068
Next on The Hard Times
of RJ Berger.
361
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,070
RJ, do I have it?
362
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,985
Oh, my God!
363
00:20:44,072 --> 00:20:45,508
What the hell
do you want, skid mark?
364
00:20:45,595 --> 00:20:47,118
We need to break
into a teacher's house.
365
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,077
Information, infiltration, extraction.
366
00:20:51,731 --> 00:20:53,385
Did you hear something?
367
00:20:53,472 --> 00:20:54,517
Wait!
25683
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof