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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:05,648 Used to stand here all day, 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,734 just hoping for a glimpse of Elvis. 3 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:12,179 But today, we get to go inside and see how the king lived. 4 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:17,535 In 1957, a 22-year-old Elvis Presley 5 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:20,330 gave his parents $100,000 6 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,999 and charged them with finding a farmhouse-like property 7 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:26,377 with enough space around it to ensure his privacy. 8 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:29,464 Three months later, Elvis's parents found Graceland. 9 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:32,800 ♪ To a bright summer day ♪ 10 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:37,263 ♪ When I kissed you and called you... ♪ 11 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,599 Welcome to the iconic Jungle Room. 12 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:44,187 Hey, did you hear the news that a bus full of Elvis impersonators 13 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,773 actually crashed on their way to an Elvis convention? 14 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,900 ♪ Shall I come back again? ♪ 15 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,986 He'd sometimes spend weeks on end here in the TV room. 16 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:55,615 Elvis also spent a lot of time in his bedroom upstairs. 17 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:58,201 But unfortunately, there are still areas of the house 18 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,161 that are off-limits except to family. 19 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,728 So, unless you're Priscilla in disguise... 20 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,972 -You get my Pringles? -Yeah, I got 'em. 21 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:22,475 Hmm. They change anything on the tour? 22 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,251 They changed the Jungle Room joke. 23 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,401 Here, take 'em with food, please. 24 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,194 Oh. 25 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,780 You. I asked for sour cream and onion. 26 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,931 Yeah, well, I like salt and vinegar. 27 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,268 Guess you do. 28 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,107 Need anything else? 29 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,610 Annie, what was the new joke, huh? 30 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,882 A group of Elvis impersonators crashed. 31 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,783 -Mm-hmm. -They were all shook up. 32 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,665 I'll see you later. Don't forget your pills. 33 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,936 Mom, I'm back. 34 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,733 Mom? 35 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,990 Are you awake? 36 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:41,620 Mom? 37 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,461 Mom! 38 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:55,735 She was the first in her family to step foot outside the county, 39 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:59,513 attending the University of Tennessee, and later, Duke Medical School. 40 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:03,701 Sadly, her mental health caused her to retreat 41 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,518 from her once-promising path... 42 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:21,761 Um, just, um... 43 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,764 patient's had a persistent cough since April. 44 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:29,418 Um, no history of, um, smoking or any lung issues. 45 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,314 Patient's likely, um... 46 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,066 I think I'd... I'd r-recommend 47 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,216 that he, um... 48 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,404 Oh, I see here that the patient is on ACE inhibitors 49 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:42,031 for hypertension, which can cause a dry cough. 50 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,700 Let's talk to your team about switching meds. 51 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:45,868 That's right. 52 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,019 Annie, why don't you take the next one? 53 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,127 Okay. 54 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,461 -Hello. -Hi. 55 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,839 Uh, my name is Annie Clay. 56 00:03:57,863 --> 00:04:00,967 I'm a third-year medical student working with Dr. Talcott today. 57 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:03,052 -Okay. -What seems to be the problem? 58 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,388 Yeah, I have this intense pain in my lower leg, 59 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,474 uh, like a cramp, but much, much worse. 60 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,644 Is this due to any trauma, like a physical injury? 61 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,062 -Do you mind if I... -No. Yeah. Oh. 62 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,566 Um, no, I, uh, uh, was at work, 63 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:20,093 and, um, I was sitting at my desk, and all of a sudden, it just... 64 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,930 -Yeah. -Um... 65 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,895 Uh, I... 66 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,651 I'm gonna recommend, um... 67 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:43,426 It... I... w-we should get you tested for deep vein thrombosis. 68 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,763 It's, um, if... you might be at risk 69 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,581 if you're sedentary for long periods of time. 70 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,854 And, um... 71 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,565 we could get you an ultrasound and put you on... 72 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,734 Annie? Annie! 73 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:03,029 -Someone get a gurney. -anticoagulants. 74 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,864 Pinch your breath. Lie down. 75 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,514 -I'm okay, I'm okay. -Okay. 76 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,689 Excuse me? 77 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,086 Hello? 78 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:21,278 Ma'am? Excuse me? 79 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,802 Sorry, but, uh, we not having any more visitors today. 80 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,970 Okay... Okay. 81 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,121 I'm Gayle Edwards. I'm Graceland Security. 82 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,935 You can't park here. 83 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,520 Okay. Okay. 84 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,462 -You okay, kid? -No, I'm not. 85 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,214 No, I, uh... 86 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,804 I just dropped out of medical school. 87 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,702 I have no family and no job, 88 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,622 and I don't know what I'm gonna do, and I don't even know why I'm here. 89 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:57,858 I just drove here, and I... 90 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,527 I will move my car. 91 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:05,716 You know what? 92 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:09,536 The old-ass tour guides here keep droppin' dead. 93 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,956 You know anything about Elvis? 94 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,001 Too much. 95 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:20,940 Why? 96 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,674 Alright, welcome. 97 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:27,822 In 1957, Elvis Presley gave his parents $100,000 98 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,116 to find him a farmhouse-like property 99 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,267 with enough space around it to ensure his privacy. 100 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,955 To protect the privacy of his home, 101 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:39,208 Elvis installed a security wall as well as a two-way mirror 102 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,253 at the top of his stairs so he could see who was in his house. 103 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,672 To this day, the upper levels remain off-limits. 104 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,674 And did you hear about the bus of Elvis impersonators 105 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:49,760 that actually crashed on its way to an Elvis convention? 106 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,054 No? Well, luckily, no one was injured, 107 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,056 but we did hear they were all shook up. 108 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,059 Alright. 109 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,103 We're not gonna get in trouble? 110 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,754 No, no, nobody knows. 111 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,298 Isn't it beautiful? 112 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,944 Wow. 113 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,845 It's like my Graceland paradise. 114 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,325 You know, I bet we could see parts of the river from here. 115 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:16,037 -For real? -Mm-hmm. Let me adjust the latitude. 116 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,664 Oh, yep, there. And parts of Arkansas. 117 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,855 Look. 118 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,796 Wow. How'd you get so smart, kid? 119 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,155 Man! 120 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,469 Hi, guys. 121 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:34,305 You're my favorite, but don't tell any of them. 122 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,349 That's between you and me, okay? 123 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,040 Oh! 124 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,729 Regardless of whose home Graceland actually was, 125 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:45,255 it's the place that Elvis Presley felt the safest in the world. 126 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,511 Annie! 127 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,947 What is going on? Ev... Why... 128 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,240 -Have you seen the news? -No. 129 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,533 Three hours ago, 130 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:57,662 what scientists are calling a massive mega caldera, 131 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:58,996 -or super volcano... -I said we're leaving. 132 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,790 I don't give a fuck about getting a refund. 133 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,254 No, I know. You're right, I'm sorry. 134 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,169 [in video] What is that? 135 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,296 Oh, my God! Get away from the edge! 136 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,840 Get away from the edge! Get away from the edge! 137 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,718 I would say we played a fucking role... 138 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,869 America, I know you're aware of the situation we now face... 139 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,230 Gayle, look at me. You need to go across the street 140 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,399 to the visitor center and get everything you can. 141 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,776 Clothing, candles, food that doesn't need to be refrigerated. 142 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,736 -Whatever you can carry. -Okay, are you serious right now? 143 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:31,946 -Yes! -I mean, where am I supposed 144 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,864 -to put all that? -The basement, the TV room. 145 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,742 -Okay. Okay, okay. Move, move, move! -Go. Go, go, go. 146 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,786 You're not thinking about this correctly. 147 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,246 -It's not a wave... -I'm telling you this 148 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,998 so that you can make decisions based on where you wanna be right now 149 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,941 and who you wanna be with. 150 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:50,172 This position that I have held, I didn't always want it. 151 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,842 Most certainly didn't always like it. 152 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:56,595 But it has... it's provided me access 153 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,955 to people all over this country. 154 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,562 And one thing has constantly struck me as true. 155 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,921 That despite all the ugliness in our world... 156 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,302 despite our tendency to focus on the grotesque... 157 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,264 and the conflict, despite all of that... 158 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:21,936 you... you are inherently decent. 159 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,380 Oh, Jesus! 160 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,132 Okay, I got a shit ton of stuff from the restaurant. 161 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,759 -Can you help me unload the cart? -Take that. 162 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,719 -Uh, okay. -Okay. I'll go get everything. 163 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,346 Ooh. 164 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,623 -Careful, careful. -Ooh, this is killing my back. 165 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:47,044 Okay. You can do this, Gayle. 166 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,099 Oh! 167 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,001 Ahh! 168 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:12,194 Oh, shit! Oh, God. 169 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,512 Oh, you guys. I'm so sorry, 170 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,764 but it's not safe here for you anymore. 171 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,682 Go. Go. 172 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,542 Go! 173 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,493 Annie. 174 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,123 Holy shit. 175 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,792 We don't have much time. 176 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,523 If you are in a metropolitan area, 177 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:16,341 get to a fallout shelter or underground as you can. 178 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,432 Oh, my God, come on. 179 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,089 Gayle! 180 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,114 Gayle! 181 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,059 Ah! Mm! 182 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,061 Ooh. Mm-mm. 183 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,855 How's the... how's the leg this morning? 184 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,024 -Not good. -'Kay, scale of one to 10, 185 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,342 -how's the pain? -Seventy-four. 186 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,766 Alright, I'll check it. 187 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,355 Let me see. 188 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,070 So, even though I reset the bone, we need to... 189 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,382 Yeah, I'm concerned about the infection. 190 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,385 We need to keep the wound and the stitches clean. 191 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,036 Why are the batteries still not working? 192 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,184 I don't know. 193 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,020 You supposed to be the smart one. 194 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,439 I'm the hot one. Oh! 195 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,215 Breathe. Take a deep breath. 196 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,469 I'm the hot one. You're the smart one. 197 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,661 We should go up on the roof. 198 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,162 -Mm. -See what's happening. 199 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,331 -No, we can't expose ourselves. -No. 200 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:56,794 I'm pretty sure, had there been a nuclear explosion, 201 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:57,986 we would've heard it. 202 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,740 Oh! 203 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,886 Bomb? 204 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,722 No, I don't think so. 205 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,223 I think it's a chemical plant. 206 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,393 You know, if you just leave 'em sitting there, they... 207 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,169 -Boom. -Yeah. 208 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,507 Mm. 209 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,200 Hi. 210 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,327 -How you feeling? -Oh. 211 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,996 I've been better, kid. 212 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,856 Let me help you. 213 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:21,109 -There you go. -Thank you. 214 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,368 Oh. 215 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,183 Hey, it... it looks a lot worse than it is. 216 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,517 Mm-hmm. Okay. 217 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,603 Trust me, it just... it just needs some time. 218 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,628 Mm. 219 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,357 You know, I've, um, 220 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,610 I went searching through the house and I found something 221 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,987 that I think might cheer you up. 222 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,513 I don't know if you're ready. 223 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,557 Oh! 224 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,730 Are you lookin' at me? 225 00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,708 You be lookin' at me? 226 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,127 What? You did him so corny. 227 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,985 Thank you. Thank you very much. 228 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,171 Fuck. 229 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,258 Can I ask you a question? 230 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,861 Mm-hmm. 231 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,179 If it's summer, why is it fucking freezing? 232 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,643 Looks like the ash cloud's blotting out the sun. 233 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,248 For how long? 234 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,690 I don't know. 235 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:42,817 I don't know. 236 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,881 Annie? 237 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,633 I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 238 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,885 We have... have to build a fire. 239 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,888 We can't. The smoke will draw too much attention. 240 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:59,916 There are no more of his fur coats or capes for us to wear. 241 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,316 Don't waste that stuff on me. 242 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,986 You think I'm trying to keep you warm? 243 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,970 This is for both of us. 244 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,054 It's gonna be okay. 245 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,125 Annie. 246 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,151 -Hm? -Annie. 247 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,380 Yeah? 248 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,741 I think what you did worked. 249 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,913 I'm... I'm not cold anymore. 250 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,791 You did it. 251 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,295 You saved me. 252 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,800 How'd you get so smart, kid? 253 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,894 My mom was the smart one. 254 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:09,195 She's... she's watching you. 255 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,326 And she's so proud of you. 256 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:33,594 You're doing so good, Gayle. You're doing so good. 257 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,043 You're so beautiful. 258 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:00,885 Shit. 259 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,619 Open can of beans, fresh. Someone's here. 260 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,349 Dining room's clear. 261 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,750 A lot of rooms back here. 262 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,461 Oh, my God. 263 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:48,933 Okay. 264 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,381 This room's clear too! 265 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,324 Looks like they jumped out the balcony. 266 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,970 Not here either. 267 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,181 No! 268 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,290 I'm not alone! There's others here. 269 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,210 -And they're armed! -Hey! Hey! 270 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,055 How we looking down there, boys? 271 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,743 -One set of utensils, one bed. -Hey! 272 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,853 -She's alone. -Mm-hm. 273 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,084 Okay. 274 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,360 Now, can we please start over? 275 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,451 Okay. Where are the cars? 276 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,412 Stop. 277 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,498 Stop. 278 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,922 Elvis had a shit ton of cars and we wanna see 'em. 279 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,324 I... I don't... I don't know. I don't know where they are. 280 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,077 Um, we had some here. 281 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,288 The others were across the street in the exhibit hall, 282 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,072 but I haven't been there in years. I don't... 283 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,403 You too. 284 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,087 They call me Link. 285 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,549 We'll do intros later. 286 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,846 Come here, sit. 287 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:11,617 It's, um, a peace offering. You look cold. 288 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,308 How'd you get to Graceland? 289 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,501 I was a tour guide here when it all happened. 290 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,504 You've been here alone the entire time? 291 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,161 Looks like you never built a fire. 292 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,937 I didn't want anyone to see the smoke. 293 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,273 I didn't want anyone to know I was here. 294 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,651 Smart. 295 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,298 Well... 296 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,950 I absolutely love what you've done with the place. 297 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,443 It must have been hard being here... on your own. 298 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,011 I've been alone before. 299 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,639 Must have been hard all the same. 300 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,638 I really must insist we get this thing tune... 301 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:03,020 Fuck. Jesus Christ. 302 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,427 Fuck! Oh! 303 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:19,953 I wasn't gonna hurt you, okay? 304 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,003 Enough for all of us. 305 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,456 Yeah, Geiger, next time, pick a smaller boar to kill. 306 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,524 Hey, man, you guys said get enough for everybody, so I don't know. 307 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,550 I'm gonna give it to you straight, but I want you 308 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:58,802 to keep an open mind about it. 309 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:01,179 This is the deal, alright? We jack a sailboat. 310 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,389 Already a bad start. Terrible start. 311 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,872 No, just hear me out! 312 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:11,481 -Chef's making bacon. -Wild boar. 313 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:14,091 Still qualifies. Sit. 314 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,077 Little appetizer. 315 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,769 You were in that room for three days. 316 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,417 Eat. Drink. 317 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:34,027 Alright? You can relax. We're not the bad guys. 318 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:40,051 Though I will admit to not being my best self 319 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,179 since the grade-two concussion you gave the best piano player 320 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:44,453 this place has seen in years. 321 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:55,066 So, the good news, after three years, 322 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:57,551 things are better out there than you think. 323 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:01,930 I asked you your name before, but you spat on me. 324 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,910 -Twice. -Yes, twice. Thank you, Geiger. 325 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,288 This is Geiger. He's great at counting. 326 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:09,605 You got a name? 327 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,333 Annie. 328 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:14,711 -Annie, my name is... -Link. 329 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:15,944 Yeah, you said. 330 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,340 Hm. Left a mark. 331 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:23,219 A little about me, since I don't exactly have Instagram anymore, 332 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:26,014 when the shit hit the fan, I was living in Louisville. 333 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:29,475 Dropped out of college, got a job at REI, 334 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:33,396 and I heard the words "super volcano" and "ash cloud" on the news, 335 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:36,900 and I grabbed as much North Face swag as I possibly could. 336 00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:39,068 Everyone else was making a run, you know, for guns 337 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:41,863 and for toilet paper, while I was shoving. 338 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:45,158 Antarctic-rated sleeping bags in my Ford Focus. 339 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:46,910 Saved my life. 340 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:48,560 No, I saved your life. 341 00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:51,039 It's my story, Geiger. Can I tell it for once? 342 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:54,125 I'm just asking for a little fidelity to the truth, partner. 343 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,252 I mean, when I found you, 344 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:58,463 you were in a sleeping bag crying like a toddler. 345 00:28:58,487 --> 00:28:59,839 -Mm. -So, let's not make it out 346 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,633 like you were Richard Hatch or something. 347 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:03,051 -Richard Hatch is... -Yeah, I know. 348 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,511 -He won the first season of Survivor. -Oh. 349 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:06,888 Nice. 350 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:09,766 Anyway, Geiger here fed me. 351 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:12,060 Not because he loved me instantly, 352 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,687 but because he needed another set of hands. 353 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:15,980 Go ahead. 354 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:17,732 We tell this story a lot. This is his part. 355 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,068 I was recruiting a crew to go around 356 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:23,947 and safely shut down all the nuclear power plants. 357 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:27,033 There's 94 in the country. All of them are just meltdowns 358 00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:29,077 waiting to happen if they're abandoned. 359 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,745 -And that's job one. -Yeah. 360 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,497 We've been everywhere this side of Mississippi 361 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,064 that isn't underwater. 362 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,526 So, how much do you know about what happened? 363 00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:41,297 Best we can... 364 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,549 Actually, well, this is Urkel's section. 365 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:46,386 -We call him... we call him Urkel because... -If she knew Richard Hatch, 366 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,388 I'm guessing she can crack Urkel. 367 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:51,182 Thanks. Best we can tell, 368 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,351 volcanic eruption didn't just create a tsunami 369 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,728 that flooded the coastal areas. 370 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:58,106 It was so intense, the ash cloud 371 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,900 went into the stratosphere and circled the Earth, 372 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:04,428 cooling the planet by 20 degrees or more. 373 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,240 I have a theory that one of the world powers 374 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:10,743 had a secret EMP device that knocked out all electronics. 375 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,787 -I mean, anything with a battery... -Alright, alright, alright. 376 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,956 Don't let him go down the EMP road, 377 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,916 otherwise, you'll be praying for another tsunami. 378 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,025 -Trust me. -We'll talk. 379 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:21,111 Upshot is... 380 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,551 it was bad. It was really fucking bad. 381 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:30,471 We believe that we lost two-thirds of the U.S. population, 382 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,725 the first 40% from the tsunami that hit the coast, 383 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:38,670 the next 27% from, I don't know, societal collapse, starvation. 384 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:43,651 Any survivors that we meet now are people in groups 385 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,486 who have figured out how to work together, 386 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:48,823 and most importantly, how to grow food in these conditions. 387 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,534 And speaking of! 388 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:54,996 Hey, Big Papi here was impressed with your plant in the window. 389 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,938 Yeah. Needs more light, though. 390 00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:02,712 So, you guys, where can I get some motherfucking bacon? 391 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,422 Boom. 392 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:06,799 Ooh, yeah. Ah, man, I love this. 393 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,200 Hey. 394 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,804 You don't have to hide in your room. 395 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,014 Okay? 396 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:15,600 Hopefully, you don't mind having a few new roommates 397 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:16,851 for the next few days. 398 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,127 We'll be out of your hair soon. 399 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,754 Spring break can't last forever. 400 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,253 Holy shit! 401 00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:46,047 The King does not disappoint, gentlemen. 402 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,965 Alright, let's see what we got. 403 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,532 You feeling that, that's yours. 404 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,581 Don't worry, ma'am. We're not gonna take 'em. 405 00:31:57,415 --> 00:32:00,394 Just some parts. Cars are pretty much worthless now. 406 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,379 Ah, fucker. 407 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,881 -You alright? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 408 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,759 -Good? -Yeah, yeah. It's fine. 409 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,824 The only access in here is from the south. 410 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:15,868 I think we should stage here, set up a perimeter. 411 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,412 This place is gonna be seriously fortified. 412 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,540 Do we have the firepower? Yes. 413 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:23,817 Even if we get in, how are we gonna find her? 414 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,570 Hey, we're just planning our next road trip. 415 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,365 Okay. 416 00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:41,602 Yeah, we, uh, we all take those. Preventative. 417 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,689 -Potassium iodide? -Yeah. 418 00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:46,798 You know, this is only good for hyperthyroidism. 419 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,676 It doesn't help with radiation exposure. 420 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:51,845 Thanks, we know. 421 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,910 How long your wrist been like that? 422 00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,328 Couple months. 423 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,747 You know, saving the world, it gets rough sometimes. 424 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,982 It hurts, but I can manage. 425 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,068 I think it's just a scaphoid fracture. 426 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:10,214 -What? -It's a small bone near the base 427 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:13,342 of your thumb. I can reset it. 428 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:15,553 -Come here. -Yeah? If... 429 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:19,557 My hands are cold, but just... 430 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,350 Yeah, okay. 431 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,519 Ye... Oof. Yeah, you have to find the bone, 432 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,897 and then kind of just, like, 433 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:27,315 knock it back into place. 434 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:28,608 Sorry, you okay? 435 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:29,859 Yeah. 436 00:33:29,883 --> 00:33:31,903 -Oof. -I'll... I'll make you a splint, 437 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:33,779 but you should probably try not to use it for the next few weeks. 438 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:34,804 Alright. 439 00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:36,848 Thanks. 440 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:04,018 You remember this place? 441 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,242 I can't wait to hear about all your adventures. Come on. 442 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:09,547 It looks like you've been through a lot. 443 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,841 I missed you so much. 444 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:25,581 Sorry, I didn't know anyone was up here. 445 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,416 No. Uh, I hope this is okay. 446 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,317 I'll... I'll move it back when I'm done. 447 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:31,861 Yeah. 448 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,436 I wondered if we'd ever see the stars again 449 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:49,129 after that ash cloud was up there. 450 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:54,426 Do you ever see any satellites? They look like shooting stars. 451 00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:58,387 They're all starting to fall out of the sky now. 452 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,647 I have. 453 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:13,153 Yeah, I wondered why there were so many shooting stars. 454 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:20,994 Satellites. 455 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,497 Of course. 456 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:29,461 Man, I used to fucking love telescopes. 457 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:31,963 Outer space. 458 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,055 Went to Florida when I was a kid. 459 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:44,118 And my sister would not stop going on and on 460 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,495 about Disney World, 461 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:48,730 but I was way more hyped on Cape Canaveral. 462 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,751 -You ever been? -Mm-mm. 463 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,568 No? Aw, man, it was the shit. 464 00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:57,340 I mean, it's not there anymore since... 465 00:35:57,364 --> 00:35:59,616 over a decade ago. 466 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:03,012 How old are you? 467 00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:05,997 It's hard to keep track, but I think I turned... 468 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,583 25 this year? 469 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,919 You're 25? 470 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,899 -Wow. -I mean, it's been a rough few years. 471 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,234 It's not easy to maintain a skincare routine. 472 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,778 No, I think it's just the beard. 473 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:21,197 Well, the beard makes me look like a leader. 474 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:22,981 The beard makes you look like Charles Manson. 475 00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:26,476 Okay. 476 00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:42,617 That was me my freshman year of college. 477 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:46,055 Oh, wow. You're a baby. 478 00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:48,915 -Yep. -Cute. 479 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,921 You can keep it if you want. 480 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,299 Thank you. 481 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:03,430 Why do they call you Link? 482 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,724 It's the main guy from Zelda. 483 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:12,123 Yeah. We seem like a bunch of bad-asses, 484 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:16,025 but we're actually just a bunch of nerds who outlasted the popular kids. 485 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:19,487 I kinda got that. 486 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:24,200 Well, we are in fact leaving tomorrow. 487 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:28,389 We're part of this bigger group of people 488 00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:32,751 going out west to try and restart the world. 489 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,671 I gotta be in St. Louis by next week. 490 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,383 Why are you going up to St. Louis if you're heading west? 491 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:44,262 Because you don't want to be crossing the river into Arkansas. 492 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,557 It's not so bad anymore, but... 493 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:50,977 there's still some bad pockets. 494 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,813 Like, you see right over there? 495 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:57,525 -See just across the river? -Mm-hmm. 496 00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,778 That's a bad pocket. 497 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:07,553 So, since it's our last night, 498 00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,829 what are your dinner plans? 499 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:15,102 Because there's this new place just opened up downstairs, 500 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,313 and they just got a new chef last week 501 00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:19,798 who's just completely revamped the menu. 502 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:36,081 Okay? At least I look sharp. 503 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:37,958 I look sharp, you're in a sweatshirt. 504 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:39,335 It says, "Do good," though. 505 00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:41,504 All the costumes in this house, that's what you grab. 506 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:43,464 -You guys, you're both pretty. -Whoa! 507 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:46,467 -Wow. -Stop. 508 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:48,969 You look nice, Annie. 509 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,930 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 510 00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:52,789 It smells great down here. 511 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,936 Oh, Link will be here in a minute. 512 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,627 -Mm. -She takes a while to get dressed. 513 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:04,318 -One for the lady. -Oh, there she is! 514 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,134 Cinderella! 515 00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:09,824 Yeah? 516 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,701 Yeah? Alright. Alright, assholes. 517 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:14,036 Alright, shut the fuck up. 518 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:16,372 Isn't she pretty? 519 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,915 -She's so lovely. -Oh, my God. 520 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,692 Wow. 521 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,404 Wow. You, uh... 522 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:28,592 -You look really pretty. -Thank you. 523 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,886 So, what do you think? 524 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,662 Uh, I... 525 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:35,956 I was wrong, I... I miss the beard. 526 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,727 Ouch. 527 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,502 One for the prettiest boy at the table. 528 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,899 Thank you. Alright, alright. 529 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,235 A big thank you to our lovely host. 530 00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,403 Cheers. 531 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:50,096 Cheers. 532 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,495 'Kay, Annie. One thing you miss, one thing you don't. 533 00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:57,913 -Mm. -What? 534 00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,707 Oh, it's a game we play when we meet people. 535 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:03,627 So, we ask you to pick one good thing that you miss from before... 536 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:06,171 -Mm. -and one thing that you don't. 537 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:08,340 Urkel, show her. What do you miss? 538 00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:12,428 I miss watching the Mets. 539 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:15,097 Alright, and what don't you miss? 540 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,181 Watching the Mets. 541 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,249 And there you have it. 542 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,460 So, how about you? 543 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,588 Ooh. Um... 544 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,426 I don't know. 545 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,655 Come on. Nothing? 546 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,157 There isn't anything that you miss from before? 547 00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:34,325 I miss the beard, that's... 548 00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:35,868 Miss the beard... 549 00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:37,077 -Touché. -Touché. 550 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,062 Come on, now that's a cop-out. Come on, what? 551 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,757 It's all good. It's all good. 552 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,592 -It's... it's not meant to be a stressor. -No, I... you know, I miss 553 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:54,011 -giving tours here. -Okay. 554 00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:56,412 At Graceland. Um... 555 00:40:57,330 --> 00:41:01,376 The world was a... it was a hard place for me before. 556 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,855 And when I was giving tours here, 557 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:07,590 I just knew exactly what to say. 558 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,218 It was a safe place for me. 559 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,972 Me and Elvis, this was our safest place in the world. 560 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:21,145 Alright, then let's, uh, let's do it. 561 00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:24,083 What? 562 00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:26,192 After dinner, you... you take us on a tour. 563 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,671 -Uh... -That's a great idea. 564 00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:32,424 -Mm-hmm. -Tour. Tour. Tour. 565 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:35,636 Tour. Tour. Tour. Tour. Tour. Tour. Tour. 566 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,471 You're gonna have to feed me first, though. 567 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,871 -Yeah. Yeah. -I'm not... not giving a tour for nothin'. 568 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:47,815 In 1957, a 22-year-old Elvis gave his parents $100,000 569 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:50,985 and charged them with the mission of finding a piece of property 570 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,821 that was large enough to secure his privacy. 571 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,889 Three months later, Elvis's parents found Graceland. 572 00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,910 He installed a security wall at the top of the stairs 573 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,954 as well as a two-way mirror... you can come... 574 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:04,790 so that he could see whoever was in his house. 575 00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:07,315 To this day, he remains the number-one... 576 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:21,473 The three doesn't match because he got really mad 577 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:24,125 at what Walter Cronkite said once, and he shot the TV. 578 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,976 This is the iconic Jungle Room. 579 00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:46,081 Hey, did you hear about the bus of Elvis impersonators 580 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:48,709 that crashed on its way to an Elvis convention? 581 00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,795 Luckily, no one was injured. Don't worry. 582 00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:54,506 But we did hear that they were all shook up. 583 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,550 Wow, was this recently? 584 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,992 No, it's a... 585 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:00,846 it's a joke. 586 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:03,372 Uh, Elvis has a song, "All Shook Up." 587 00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:07,644 Oh. Yeah, I did not... Sorry, I... 588 00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:09,504 I never really listened to his music. 589 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:11,714 Okay. 590 00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:16,135 It's funny, that, uh... 591 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,766 -That joke usually did really well. -Yeah? 592 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,625 Anyway, uh... 593 00:43:29,649 --> 00:43:33,027 sorry to end our tour on such a lame note. 594 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:51,796 Uh, what was your, uh, what was your favorite song? 595 00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:54,257 -Oh, my God. -I don't know. 596 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,593 What? You don't know? 597 00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,739 You've memorized all these facts about Elvis, 598 00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:03,808 and about his house, and about his horses. 599 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:06,769 And you don't know your favorite song? 600 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:14,318 Yeah, memorizing... facts about something else is just easier. 601 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,074 Easier than what? 602 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:33,504 It's, um... 603 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:43,681 I think that it's very impressive. 604 00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:47,018 Everything that you've done here. 605 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,909 "Are You Lonesome Tonight?" 606 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:07,580 Um... 607 00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:11,417 maybe, but less than usual. 608 00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:18,257 What? 609 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:23,572 I mean, loneliness, it's just a... it's a weird thing to think about. 610 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:26,617 I mean, we're... we're all probably lonely, 611 00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:29,268 but we've just been surviving for so long that we... 612 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,146 no one really acknowledges it, you know? 613 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:46,160 "Are You Lonesome Tonight?" is my favorite Elvis song. 614 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,121 Oh. 615 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:53,560 Right. 616 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:55,920 So, I... again, yeah, I, um... 617 00:45:57,838 --> 00:46:00,341 Guess I am not really an Elvis guy. 618 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:14,230 This is it. 619 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,785 Oh, this is weird. 620 00:46:35,418 --> 00:46:36,961 -Sorry. -No. 621 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:08,135 -Sorry. -No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 622 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,703 It's okay. It's okay. 623 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:20,588 It's... 624 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,734 It's been a while. 625 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,468 Yeah. Yeah. 626 00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:53,412 Um... 627 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:18,163 ♪ Oh ♪ 628 00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:20,564 ♪ My love ♪ 629 00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:29,573 -♪ My love ♪ -Does that hurt? 630 00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:31,826 No. 631 00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:35,055 Oh, my God, there's so many. 632 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,915 ♪ My love ♪ 633 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:41,770 ♪ My darling ♪ 634 00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:44,231 I can't... 635 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,650 make it smooth. 636 00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:49,111 -Are you okay? Are you okay? -Yeah. 637 00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:52,697 ♪ Your touch ♪ 638 00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:54,807 ♪ Alone ♪ 639 00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:57,267 Why are you laughing? 640 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:10,298 ♪ And time ♪ 641 00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:12,700 ♪ Goes by ♪ 642 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:18,955 ♪ So slowly ♪ 643 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:24,795 ♪ Can do so much ♪ 644 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:30,652 ♪ Are you ♪ 645 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:36,931 ♪ Still mine ♪ 646 00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:43,623 ♪ I need your love ♪ 647 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:45,440 The '70s are back. 648 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:52,615 ♪ I need your love ♪ 649 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,344 Where's your scars, huh? You got any? 650 00:49:56,368 --> 00:49:58,180 Yes, actually, I do. 651 00:49:58,204 --> 00:50:00,414 It's really painful, still. 652 00:50:01,457 --> 00:50:02,791 Right here. 653 00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:06,938 Where? I don't see anything. 654 00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,399 Jimmy James. Broke my heart. 655 00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:11,425 Oh, for God's sake. 656 00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:13,695 -How old was it? -Fifth grade. 657 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,197 Fifth grade? 658 00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:16,323 I'll never forgive him. 659 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,516 Fucking Jimmy James. 660 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:22,370 -You don't get it? -No, what? 661 00:50:22,394 --> 00:50:24,831 That was a reference to Jaws. 662 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,167 Oh. I've n... I never saw Jaws. 663 00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:29,085 -You haven't seen Jaws? -No. 664 00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:32,339 Did you even have a life before the world shut down? 665 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,174 No. 666 00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:36,468 Why are you really here? 667 00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:39,679 So, you know how Urkel has his EMP theory? 668 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:40,931 Mm-hmm. 669 00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:44,017 All electronic devices were wiped out, 670 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,270 but we found that some vintage parts still work. 671 00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:48,522 Mm-hmm. 672 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:52,859 So, we figured that we ought to check out Elvis's old decommissioned cars, 673 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:56,488 I don't know, see if we could salvage anything useful for a trip to Colorado. 674 00:50:56,512 --> 00:50:57,513 Colorado? 675 00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:03,328 There's a bunker out there. We're convinced of it. 676 00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:06,498 But not just any bunker, a full underground city. 677 00:51:06,522 --> 00:51:11,378 I mean, this place has supplies that don't exist anywhere else. 678 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:14,339 Airplanes and electrical grids, 679 00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:17,575 energy sources that can help jump-start the world. 680 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:19,994 But it's more than that. 681 00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:24,766 There's something there, something that nobody knows about. 682 00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:27,084 Something so dangerous. 683 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:31,314 I'd try and explain it to you, 684 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,774 but trust me, you wouldn't understand. 685 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:34,651 And I... I don't mean that as an insult. 686 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:36,969 No, I get it. It's a... a giant shark. 687 00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:40,907 Yeah. 688 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,784 How did you know? 689 00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:45,310 And it's gonna eat you alive. 690 00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:50,649 Come with us. 691 00:51:55,321 --> 00:51:57,197 Come restart the world with me, Annie. 692 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,036 You know how dramatic that sounds? 693 00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:06,099 You're smiling. Is that a yes? 694 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,041 Is that a yes? 695 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:46,372 Hey, Annie, it's me. You in there? 696 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:52,145 The guys are saying that we have to go, 697 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,481 but, uh, I can tell them that you need another minute 698 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,798 to get your things. 699 00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:01,404 Annie, I know this is hard, and I know that it's scary, 700 00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:03,639 but I really think that you should come with us. 701 00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:07,309 I really, really want you to come with me. 702 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,104 I can't. 703 00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:13,124 Annie, come on. 704 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:15,293 Link, it's time to go. 705 00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:17,837 Alright, wait. 706 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:19,089 -Annie, come on. -Listen, man. 707 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:20,799 I don't wanna sound like a dick, 708 00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:22,967 -but we got shit to do, brother. -Annie, come on, open the door. 709 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:24,761 -Annie, come on. -Link, come on. 710 00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,054 Let her go! 711 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,681 Hey, listen to me! 712 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:29,248 Settle down. 713 00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:32,852 You're the one who's been going on and on about this bunker 714 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:34,229 and the fate of the world. 715 00:53:34,253 --> 00:53:36,922 This is not the time to be catching feelings. 716 00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:39,484 Now listen, we've gotta get to the bunker. 717 00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:41,152 -Yes. -We gotta get inside, 718 00:53:41,176 --> 00:53:42,654 and we've got to kill Alex. 719 00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:43,679 Right? 720 00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,784 One minute. Then we gotta get going. 721 00:53:47,808 --> 00:53:48,809 Okay. 722 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,663 Fuck. 723 00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:53,164 What's the matter? 724 00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:55,125 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stand up. 725 00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:58,002 Head up. Put your head back. Pinch your nose. 726 00:53:58,026 --> 00:53:59,838 Pinch your nose. 727 00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:01,673 Here, hold that. 728 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:03,282 -I'm fine. I got it. -You alright? 729 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:07,512 'Kay, I'm gonna buy a couple minutes with the guys, alright? 730 00:54:07,536 --> 00:54:08,787 Then we gotta go. 731 00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,128 Annie, please. 732 00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:20,066 Annie, come on. 733 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:21,450 I really want you to come with me. 734 00:54:22,885 --> 00:54:25,304 Annie? Annie? 735 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:07,804 ♪ Wise men say ♪ 736 00:55:10,516 --> 00:55:15,479 ♪ Only fools rush in ♪ 737 00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:23,087 ♪ But I can't help ♪ 738 00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:26,216 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 739 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:29,785 ♪ With you ♪ 740 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:40,337 ♪ Wise men say ♪ 741 00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:48,178 ♪ Only fools rush in ♪ 742 00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:55,370 ♪ But I can't help ♪ 743 00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:58,998 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 744 00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:03,026 ♪ With you ♪ 745 00:56:07,948 --> 00:56:13,596 ♪ But I can't help ♪ 746 00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:17,183 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 747 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:22,879 ♪ With you ♪ 748 00:56:29,428 --> 00:56:34,200 ♪ But I can't help ♪ 749 00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:38,037 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 750 00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:44,377 ♪ With you ♪ 751 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:47,946 ♪ Ohh ♪ 752 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:21,039 ♪ And I can't help ♪ 753 00:57:21,063 --> 00:57:24,667 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 754 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:30,006 ♪ With you ♪ 755 00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:33,492 ♪ Ohh ♪54152

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