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Man, what a great day. Like a beach day or something.

I'm probably just going to hit that. Oh, hey, what's up, Lexis?

Oh, hey. I'm just working on my trick.

Nice. And so how are they going?

Pretty good. I think I'm confident that I can do it on stage now.

What? Get out of here. How freaking cool. Good for you.

Do you want me to try one on you?

Yeah, I love tricks.

Let's do it. Okay.

How exciting.

So pick a card, any card. Okay.

Any card?

Yeah. And then put it back in the pile. Okay.

Now don't try to look at it.

No, I won't.

Okay.

All right.

Okay. All right.

Exciting.

Okay. Now... Pick a number, 1 through 20.

Number 1 through 20.

All right, how about 13?

13? Yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

You can change it. Are you sure, sure?

Oh, man.

Magic tricks are so... Yeah, no, but I'm sure. I'm going to keep 13.

Okay.

Okay, is this your card?

Oh, my God.

No, that's not my card, though.

Oh.

Huh. I guess I'm doing something wrong. I just need some practice.

Uh, yeah, probably.

But, I mean, your presentation is spot on.

Um, why do you always kind of, like, come up with this get -rich -quick

anyway?

Um, because it's better than getting a real job.

I just clearly need to practice some more.

I hear you. It is better than getting a real job, that's for sure.

Yeah.

So, do you maybe want me to try another one on you?

Uh, yeah, for sure. I'm going to the beach later, but I got some time.

Okay, well, let's make it more interesting and make a bet.

A bet, huh?

Yeah. That is more interesting.

Okay, what do you have in mind?

So, if I get your card right, you have to take me on an all -expense -paid

shopping spree.

Wow, all expenses paid.

You can be pretty pricey. Okay, okay, that's if you get the card right. But

happens if you don't get the card right?

I'll give you a massage.

You know me very well. You know I love massages.

Let me think.

Doing some math here.

I don't know. I feel like getting a massage.

Probably cheaper than it would cost to take you on a shopping spree.

Well, I can give you a special massage.

Okay. Special, huh?

Alright, what do you mean by that?

With my mouth.

What? Are you serious right now?

Yeah, I'm serious. I'm pretty confident in my skills, though, so I know I won't

lose to you.

Wow. That's almost a bet I can't refuse.

Okay, but if we do this, it's a total secret, right? We're not going to tell

anybody? No, of course, of course.

All right, fuck it, I'm game. Let's do it. Cool.

Wow.

This is more exciting. That's crazy.

Yeah.

Okay, so pick another card, don't let me see it, and then put it back in the

pile. All right.

Okay, I took two cards, but I'll just take the top one. Okay.

All right.

That didn't throw you off that I took two cards, right? You can still do the

trick? I don't know. I got this.

Okay. I like your confidence.

Every good magician needs good confidence.

Okay. Now, pick another number, 1 through 20.

All right. Well, 13 kind of sucked for you, and I'm trying to be cool. How

12?

Okay. We will do 12.

This is the moment of truth.

Is this your card?

Oh, my God.

No. What?

Nope, not even close, girl.

Seriously? Yeah, I'm serious. Sorry.

Looks like you lost.

I guess I'm doing something wrong. I just really need to practice more.

All right.

Well, don't stress. I think you're doing really fine. I love your presentation.

Thank you.

Yeah, do you want to maybe do a little bit of practicing and rehearse a little

more and I'll play you again later? We can do like a two out of three or

something.

Um, yeah, but a bet is a bet.

Pull your dick out.

What? No way. Were you serious about this?

I mean, I was serious about this. Shopping spree, so.

Wow. I mean, I guess that's true.

I mean, okay, let's do this.

Why don't you pay out for your debt now and then practice some more and

I'll play you again. See if you can win your shopping spree after all.

Okay, sounds good.

Okay, well, if you're down, I'm down.

Yay.

Oh hell yeah.

I love magic tricks.

Oh yeah.

Let me see no hands, just your mouth.

Yeah, like that.

Now I see your pretty eyes.

Yeah.

Yeah, like that.

Oh.

How much of that dick can you put in your mouth? Let's see.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, good girl.

Oof.

Oh yeah, so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck

yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Fucking delicious.

Oh yeah.

Oh, you're good at paying off your debts.

Okay, I know our bet wasn't for pussy, but, uh... You

down to let me get some pussy?

Yeah.

All right. Let's go.

Let me see that booty.

Stand up.

I want to see that booty.

Yeah. Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, look at this.

Fuck.

Oof.

Yes. Hell yeah.

Yeah, hell yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, hell yeah.

That looks so good too.

Whoa, so good.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Oh yeah.

Oh that pussy looks so good.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, that's so good.

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, give me that.

Oh, you're so good at that.

Oh, yeah.

All right, I want to fuck you some more, but I want to fuck your ass.

Ooh, just like that.

Exactly like that.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, right there, dude.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh my God, yeah.

Yes.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah, that's a good girl too, just like that.

Nice and slow.

I can feel your fucking pussy all over me. Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at this, this fucking hole.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, that's good.

Thank you.

Alright, well I guess you should go practice some more and if we could make

another bed later, huh?

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