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mm -hmm

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Yeah, no, I'm just grabbing the files here at the house, and then I'll be back

in the office in like five minutes. All right. All right, bye.

Oh, my God. Get out.

Get out of the room.

Get out.

Oh, my God. It's so embarrassing.

Oh, God.

God, I can't believe my stepdad is... Fucking sorry, masturbating.

Oh, that's not good.

Fuck.

Hey. Hey.

So.

I just wanted to kind of like apologize for what you saw.

No, yeah. I'm just like, I'm just like so embarrassed.

Stop. You don't need to apologize.

It's so embarrassing.

I didn't think that anybody would be home. I know.

Listen, it's okay. I mean, nobody was home, right? I just walked in from work,

so it's not your fault. I don't want you to think what happened is your fault.

Don't worry about it. Let's just drop it.

It's so embarrassing.

I'm sorry.

It's okay. Like, don't be embarrassed. It's natural. Everybody does it. Okay.

Yeah, I just... I mean, do you do that a lot? Like, what...

I mean... I just... I mean, yeah, but,

like... I mean, your mom... Yeah, I just... Using your mom's toy, like,

it just seemed... I mean... Yeah, it's just, you know, it's there and...

Toys are just expensive these days.

Okay. I mean, the good news is she doesn't know that you're using... I

she's never brought it up to me, so she doesn't know that you're using her toy.

I just... Listen, I don't want... You know, we have a good relationship, okay?

Like, I just... I don't want you to think that things are going to be

weird between us now because I walked in... Like, it...

It's just an accident, and we can just drop it like it never happened, okay?

It's just, I'm so embarrassed.

I know.

I would just try not to be embarrassed, okay?

Like, it's natural, you know?

Do you do it?

I mean, it's not everybody does it, so.

Use your mom's toy?

No, I mean, like, I mean, do you masturbate?

Because you said, I mean, like, everybody does it, so. I mean, that must

you do it, right?

I mean, no, no.

No. I mean, well, I mean, yes, you know, it's just like when, okay, you don't

know this, but when you're married, like you just don't know my sex, you know,

you start to masturbate some more. And obviously I

masturbate.

Everybody does, you know, but like, I don't, I don't tell your mother about it

because then she could get.

her feelings hurt, or she could, I don't know how she's going to interpret, so

we just don't, like, it's just not. So, like, when you get married, you don't

masturbate?

No, well, no, you do, but you just, like, you know, you don't discuss it.

just not, you know, so.

Also, like, why are you using your mom's toy?

It's, like, right there, and the toy's, like, just fucking crazy expensive, and

she doesn't know I'm, like, using it.

Yeah, I just, I could, like, it. It's not appropriate for me to, like... It's

obviously not appropriate for me to, like, buy you something. But, like,

can give you some money.

And I don't... I can't believe this.

But it's just... Let's just pretend like it never happened. Okay? I won't tell

your mom, obviously.

And I don't want you to feel guilty or awkward between us. Okay? Like, it's

natural. Don't worry about it.

Okay?

Alright, I...

I do have to go back to work, so, um... Okay.

Alright. Things are good between us, though?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Yeah.

Hey. Can I come in?

Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?

So, um, I just wanted to talk about yesterday.

Okay. Um, I just, I still feel, like, so bad about it and just embarrassed.

Okay. I mean, you shouldn't, like, it's not, it's not a big deal, you know,

we've, it's in the past, we forgot about it, you know?

Yeah, but the thing is, like, I mean, like, it did happen, I'm just, I'm

like, a hard time just, like, processing it, you know?

Well, let me just... Stop right there. I think maybe that's part of the problem,

is you're trying to process it. Just don't think about it. It happened.

You can't take it back. It was an accident.

Just forget about it. Don't try to overanalyze it. Just forget about it.

That's what I think.

I know. I just, I mean, like you saw me.

I know. You know? Yeah.

It was an accident.

I mean, yeah, but like, I just, I would do better.

Like, I thought maybe you did.

I think that would, like, even it out, right?

I mean, I want to be disrespectful.

I see where you're coming from, like, how you would think that would even it

out. But, like, that's a terrible idea. Like, that's just not something that's,

no, that's no.

I feel so, like, guilty about it.

You shouldn't feel guilty.

Okay? Like, I don't want you to feel guilty.

I mean, but it makes sense. You see me, I see you, you know?

Right, but I mean, but I saw you on accident, you know?

Like, it was this, you know, two seconds, and it was just an accident,

think, you know, like, I... I just feel like it would be, like, the only way to

make it not feel like the way it is right now.

I'm married to your mother.

But she doesn't know, though.

Right, she doesn't know that that happened, but I think that in order to

this simple, we need to not have anything else happen.

Don't overcomplicate it by doing... Two wrongs don't make a right.

Some fatherly advice there.

I guess I'll just keep feeling bad about it, and then I'll go in my room and

live with the guilt.

I mean, is that what you want from me? No, no.

No, I don't want you to feel bad.

No, I don't. I mean, but you could help me out, like, easily.

And then I would feel better.

We would be even.

You know?

Okay.

If we were to just hypothetically do this.

We would not bring this up again.

We'd be even.

Like, no more guilt. No more you wouldn't feel bad.

Yeah. Right? Like, I need you to promise me.

All right.

I promise.

No, I need you to say it.

I promise that, like, I won't feel bad anymore.

And I'll just get over it.

Did your mom say how long she's going to be gone?

I think she's going to be gone for the rest of the day.

Are you serious?

Mm -hmm.

And this will make you feel better?

100%. Okay.

You just stand right there?

No, I can kneel if you want.

No, standing's...

There, is that good?

I mean, you saw me for a little bit, so.

You gotta help me get this gill out of the way.

Okay, okay.

I just, I can't, you know.

Okay, we'll do this.

Okay, so that's, is that good?

Yeah. Just keep doing it for, like, a little bit.

Because, I mean, you saw me do it for a little, so.

I mean, I'm not, I'm not even hard, you know, like, that's not it.

I'm so stressed.

Fuck.

Okay, set.

Oh my gosh.

Whoa, what are you doing?

Well, I'm just helping you out a little bit, because...

I mean, you were soft.

I don't think this... This is not... This is not part of the deal.

It's okay. Like, I'm just helping you out.

Um... Um,

I don't... It'll be alright. Just relax.

Here, I'll even... I'll even use some of my mom's lube.

I... Um... I don't think this is, uh...

Appropriate? It'll be all right. I mean, that'll help me feel, like, less

awkward about everything and feel less bad.

This is not... Sweetie, this is not okay.

I just, I just, you know, like, um, yeah, okay, all right.

I promise it'll be okay. I mean, Mom's not going to be home.

Just stop making it a big deal. It's going to be okay.

I mean, are you, like, are you sure this is what you want?

Mm -hmm, yeah.

Does it make you feel better?

Mm -hmm, 100%.

If that's what you want.

Mm -hmm.

And I'll be alright.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

Okay, I think that's good, right?

I mean, I could help you out some more.

I don't know what you mean.

I mean, I could suck on it. That would help, right?

Oh, um... Yeah.

Um... Yeah?

Is that okay?

Mm -hmm.

Did you even want to see me masturbate? Or was this whole thing just... I mean,

yeah, I wanted to see you do it. It's just, I didn't know I kept it turned on.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh fuck.

Definitely feels better than masturbating alone.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, this is so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Uh -huh.

Let's cover your ass right there.

Cover your ass right there. Come here.

Uh -huh.

Fuck.

oh my god

Mmm.

Good to be back.

Oh my goodness.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Definitely feel less guilty now.

Thank you.

So sexy. Yeah.

So sexy.

You and your doggy. You and your doggy?

Come on.

Oh, fuck.

It's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

So good.

Oh it's so tight.

That's so good, babe. Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

So we're, we're even now, right?

Yeah.

Um, but since you keep, like, emasculating a secret, I mean, we could

a secret and then just, like, do it.

Uh,

I, we'll, we'll talk about this later, okay?

Okay.

I don't really feel what was guilty now, though.