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Did you have a nice nap?

Yeah, sure. It was a pretty good feeling while rested.

Nice. Can I get you something?

Can I get a water, dear?

Yeah, sure.

So, Paul, Julie has totally kept me in the dark about you.

Tell me about yourself.

Well, you know, not much to tell.

sports. Yeah, I dabble.

Mostly soccer.

Some weight lifting.

John doesn't really play sports.

But he likes to run.

He's an avid reader.

And you're a man that uses his body for actions. I like that about you.

All right, you guys. Do you want to go out? Which we all do.

I have an itinerary.

Well, you know, I was thinking maybe we could stick around the house tonight.

Yeah, sure, we could do that. I mean, Lydia and I need to catch up anyway.

Yeah.

We do.

I have an idea.

Why don't you boys go and get more acquainted out by the pool?

And Julia and I will hang out in here and have some girl time.

Oh, yeah. Dude, I can show you the pool.

Dude, we got the coolest fucking pool. Come here.

Here it is.

Oh, my God.

Okay, so tell me everything.

Honestly, there's not much to tell.

Really? I mean, what kind of crazy things are you even up to?

I am a normal, boring housewife. Hmm.

Well, your stepson's really handsome.

Um, he is, I suppose.

Have you ever, like, you know, indulged?

Have I indulged with him?

Mm -hmm. Oh, my God. No, Lydia. I don't know.

I mean, what are you thinking? I'm not that type of woman. Well, it's not that

big a deal.

I mean, I fucked John.

Oh, sweet boy.

I know.

Okay, so he's super shy, but he's crazy horny.

In fact, when you thought we were up there napping... Mm -hmm.

All right, don't act so innocent.

I know what you're up to.

Okay, well, so I was a little early and I wanted to surprise you

and I may have seen some things.

Your boy is really energetic.

Okay? You have to really promise me that you're not going to tell anybody

because this is... Okay, good. I promise.

Okay, okay. Because, you know, it's not like we're doing anything wrong and we

both really do enjoy it.

I mean, you kind of say it like it's a chore or something.

I saw you. You enjoyed yourself.

Yeah, no, no. He's a good boy. He's really attentive.

I'd like to give him a try.

I just want a little taste.

Let's not go crazy.

What? I want to take him out for a little spin.

He's not some sort of toy that I can just pass around, Lydia.

I know.

He's a horny young man, and I bet he would give his right testicle to be able

fuck me.

Yeah, you're probably right. You know I'm right.

Then...

Okay, so what about that look? What's that all about?

I get jealous.

I feel like he's settling for me and he should be with someone his own age, but

I'm around, so therefore... Oh, my God.

Okay, you are being ridiculous.

You're gorgeous.

All of my dates wanted to fuck you.

You're lying.

I am not lying. You know I'm not.

That was a different time for you.

Look.

I've seen the way John looks at you.

I know he's kind of shy, but, I mean, you want to give him a try? I'd be

to share.

I can't believe we're having this conversation.

What? Okay, I have an idea.

How about a good old -fashioned swap?

Lydia, this is not a good idea.

Come on.

Why don't we just go ask the boys?

Again, Lydia, this just feels wrong. I don't think... Boys!

Boys!

mom talk, and we had a question for you guys.

You can totally say no. Okay.

They can totally say no, but they're not going to.

Or, we could do that too.

Oh my god.

So, you know how your mom and I were college roommates, and we were a little

wild?

So we were wondering if... Lydia was wondering...

We were wondering if you want to have a swap.

What?

A swap. Okay, so John, sweetie, you would go with Julia.

And Paul, baby, you would come with me.

I honestly don't know how I let you talk me into this. Oh my God, Julia, stop

being a martyr.

You're into it, aren't you?

Yeah, hell yeah.

I do, if you do too.

Yeah, I do.

This is how we do it.

You know what?

Maybe he's right. We should ease into this.

Don't say no to my mom.

That's my baby.

I don't believe this is happening. This is wild.

Mom,

please.

We're not rushing into this, right?

Oh my God, Julie. Don't be such a party pooper.

Yeah, Mom. Seriously.

Just because we're doing something super crazy and transgressive does not give

you the right to stop me, young man.

Sorry, Mom.

As they say, when in Rome.

I can't wait to see this.

You boy has such a beautiful cog.

Thank you.

I missed you.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I can't wait to do this.

How's my boy doing?

Get in there, baby.

Get it.

Alright, mom's watching you do the trick.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

he's doing such a good job.

Yeah. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh, yeah.

Oh baby, that's perfect.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Yeah.

Oh,

God. What was that thing she was talking about?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

oh my god

Lydia,

how does my boy cook?

Fucking fantastic.

How's my boy's mouth?

Told you she was wild.

Mommy approves.

Make

sure you

watch yourself.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Thank you for that.

You like that?

You miss that? Oh, my God.

I know. I just need you to know that.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

God, I was the best viewer ever.

How does my voice kind of taste?

I can't talk with your mouth full.

Your mom sucks some good dick.

Looks like your mom's doing a pretty good job over there too.

Oh, my God.

Amen.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It is so fun.

Better than college.

Oh my god.

Look how good that looks.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

God,

it's so pretty.

oh my god

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, my God.

I gotta tell ya.

Getting fucked by your son?

Definitely. Top of the list.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, God.

How can I know what you want me to watch?

How's he doing?

How's he doing?

We are decided to watch you.

Tell us what you want to see.

I like it when you watch it.

What are you going to show us, Lydia?

Look at you, Mommy.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I don't know if you should do that.

I don't know if you should do that. I don't know if you should do that. I

know if you should do that.

It should be harder.

Faster. Oh, God. Yeah.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh my

god, fuck.

Oh my God.

I want you to admit that this was a good idea.

I want to hear it. I want to hear it.

Okay, I admit it, Liddy. This was a great idea. I'm having fun.

Sounds so good.

I want to hear it.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God. Oh

my

God.

Oh my God.

Oh, God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Thank you.

She did it!

Oh my God.

Oh

my

God.

Oh my God, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to come on your bum first.

I'm going to feel it.

I'm going to feel it.

Oh, that's it. That's why I get money to come.

Of course, you come home.

Yeah. That's such a good boy to make money come.

All these times, it's your turn.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Feel and taste. Oh, wow.

Oh,

my gosh.

Yes.

Oh,

my

God.

Let me drop.

That's it.

That's it. Good boy.

Yes.

And this one he is amazing.