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Mewling quim!
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It's no sea serpent.
I think it's a submarine
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Bosse has smuggled loads of drugs.
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- Salamander?
- Yes?
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It's Fiks.
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- What's up?
- I must return to Oslo.
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Go back to Oslo
and meet up with your boss,
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report what you've seen here,
and ask him to send you back.
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It's about Hellfjord.
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There is someone in this room
who has read too much Donald Duck.
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It's quiet without Salmander.
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Oh my god.
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Hey, what the hell are you doing?
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What is this?
This is no fucking fish eye.
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Chop off an arm and a leg,
and blame the sea serpent.
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Killevippen.
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Kobba.
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Kobba.
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Thank you so much!
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- How did you know I was here?
- It's the harpoon club's weekly meeting.
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- Hello.
- Damn fine shot, Kobba!
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They're a bunch of dicks.
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Thanks.
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You can't run around on the beach
with a lot of strange men, you know.
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Silly boy.
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Run home to ma
and have a cup of hot cocoa.
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Yes.
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- Did you see what happened?
- Partly.
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Practiced on that for a while.
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THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK
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My god, are you here?
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Johanne.
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Thanks for the cow.
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My pleasure.
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Hi.
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Yes.
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So she died.
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Great book.
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Guys...
I've got something to tell you.
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Since I was given notice and went south,
I have not been lazing about.
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Just so you know.
I know how Hellfish operates.
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- Do tell, then.
- OK.
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Hellfish, normal fish plant
in the daytime.
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People fillet and deport fish,
and everyone's happy.
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At night things are very different.
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There's talk of a sea serpent
outside Hellfish.
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It's no sea serpent.
It's a submarine.
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A submarine transporting heroin
to Hellfjord, and over to Hellfish.
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Huge deliveries of cactus-lice arrive
at Hellfish. Nobody knows why.
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The lice are mixed with remains of
pigs' bones in large pans and heated up.
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At boiling point,
a jelly-like substance is created.
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The substance is called gelatin.
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They put tiny black ampoules with heroin
into gelatin containers in cold storage.
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When they're taken out,
they're fake fish eyes.
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They replace the real eyes with the
fake ones, and box the fish.
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The fish with heroin eyes is marked
with an x and sent out in Norway.
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Quite a perfect plan, but they didn't know
a perfect policeman was behind.
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Ex-policeman.
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Well, wasn't behind, but...
stood behind... or in front.
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Uncovered... stood somewhere
and uncovered everything.
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- I have to say, Salmander.
- Well, you didn't say it. I did.
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- Yes, I realize that, I'm just--
- No, no!
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Sorry to have to interrupt the very improper
sexual tension between you two.
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Adult man and a small curly boy
with a silly, red rain jacket.
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Eh... yes,
we'll filletrate Hellfish.
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- Filletrate?
- Yes. Filletrate.
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- Fillet?
- Filtrate.
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Eh?
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No, shoot like this.
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Are you all set?
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Yes.
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Hold on.
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Need to... make a phone call.
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Riina?
It's Kobba.
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Code red at Hellfish.
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Get over there.
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OK?
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Let's go!
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Shit, it's locked.
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- Hurry up, Kobba!
- Shush.
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Satan!
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Yes.
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Close your ears.
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Good work, Kobba.
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- Thank you, but... the door's still there.
- That's right.
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Psst!
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They're downstairs.
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No thanks.
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Stop!
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- Stop in the arm of the law.
- That's not right, you're no police--
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Well, well, well...
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If it isn't supercop?
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That's right, heroin swine.
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The game is up!
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Banana-Swede.
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No, the game has just started,
my dark spice-reeking little friend.
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Come on!
Everybody out.
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Everybody.
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Get out.
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You.
You're going to jail, do you know that?
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- Hope you've packed your bar of soap.
- I wouldn't think so.
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Well, well, well!
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Look at this.
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Looks like the shoe is
on the other foot.
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So you thought you stood
a chance against me?
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Silly, silly little man.
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Don't you know that Sweden always wins over
Norway in soccer, tennis and table tennis?
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- Eurovision Song--
- No, let's get this over with.
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Shoot them!
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Shoot them till they die.
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Yes!
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Fuck!
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Armed police! Keep still!
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Where is Salmander?
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Ave Satani!
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Ave Satani!
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Killevippen.
Take care of the brownie.
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Sure.
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- Got ID?
- Police, I have to get in.
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- No, you need to have ID.
- ID?
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- Can you get it later?
- No, I can't.
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Fuck!
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Sorry!
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Come on!
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Yes! Show us your salamander.
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Yes.
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Auntie Cozy!
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- Help!
- Yes.
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I'll give you...
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Yes, well, we're actually at work now,
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so remove those piss-fingers.
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What happened?
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I've been worried about you.
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And I shot a guy, and...
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everything, and the police, and...
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The monkeys do this.
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Feeling better?
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Do it again.
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Thanks.
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It isn't over yet, Salamander.
Killevippen.
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Stop the Swede!
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We'll meet again, fatso!
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Salamander.
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No middle a.
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Oh, sorry.
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Salmander, have that
nicotine gum if you feel like it.
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I think I'll wait.
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Yes. Eh...
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You...
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You have uncovered a huge
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drug ring that has...
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for years been smuggling narcotics
right under our noses.
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And it's apparent...
obvious that many here have...
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- very many have underestimated you.
- Yes.
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And we would really like
to rescind your resignation and
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reinstate you as a policeman again.
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If that is your wish?
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Yes... On one condition.
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Yes?
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That I can continue
as policeman in Hellfjord.
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You want to go back there?
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- To Hellfjord?
- Yes.
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Sure, well, if that...
If you want, of course we'll fix that.
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Good.
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Commissioner... one thing.
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How did you find out when to send police
back-up to Hellfjord. What decided it?
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It was the e-mail you sent, of course,
the one that explained everything.
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- E-mail?
- Yes, listing everything you'd found out.
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Sure.
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The e-mail.
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Well, it's good, but...
doesn't really taste like nuts, Riina.
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They say there's lots of protein in it.
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Because of the sperm.
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I see.
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Good to be back in Hellfjord?
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- Very nice.
- Good.
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- Good.
- Nice to have you here, too.
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Thanks.
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So, Kobba.
What's on the weekly schedule?
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Let's have a look.
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Hush!
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Monday: Speed control. Tuesday:
Get Mrs. Olsen's cat down from the tree.
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Wednesday: Tell the third graders
about the dangers of using drugs.
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Thursday: Get Mrs. Olsen's cat down from the
tree. Friday: Spring cleaning in the prison.
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That's your job.
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Maybe... this weekend
I can do a little body search?
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I'll start up here, and...
work my way down.
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- If you behave.
- I'll try to be good.
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Yuck.
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May one sit down?
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Sure, by all means, sit.
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It was quite a nightmare getting here.
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Cigarette?
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