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Something's fishy.
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Yes, the deceased is from Iceland.
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80% of his phone calls
were to the county prison.
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What?
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Kobba, I'll go undercover
at the county prison.
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This is crucial: don't tell anyone.
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I'm the only one here who knows
that you are a policeman.
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Great.
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Klovberg?
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Fuck.
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Message to all inmates:
We have a new warden.
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Stålnacke takes over
as new warden at 12 o'clock.
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That is: Now.
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Guard! I have to see the warden.
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Guard! Must see the warden now!
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Yes...
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B 23 B. Sit down.
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Thanks.
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- Coffee?
- Yes, please.
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No sugar or cream.
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As I'm new here, I had to
acquaint myself with your case.
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I see in your file
that you're a neo-Nazi.
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You're serving time for 22 murders,
1 aircraft hijacking and 16 bank robberies.
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Not bad, eh?
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I expected you'd understand it.
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You're a policeman... policedirector lady
police director... warden...
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I'll start at the beginning.
I am a policeman.
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My name is Nesbit Salmander, and I work
as undercover policeman here at Solvik.
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- I'm here to find the Icelander.
- Thanks.
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I expect you have someone who can
confirm the veracity of all this?
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Yes. Kobba.
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- Kobba?
- Just call Kobba, he'll confirm everything.
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Kobba in Hellfjord.
Acting district sheriff.
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He's probably right by the phone,
awaiting your call.
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Yes, hi, can you put me through
to Hellfjord police station?
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- Yes?
- How do you do, this is Gerd Stålnacke
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from Solvik county prison.
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We have an inmate by the name
of Nesbit Salmander,
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and he claims
to be a police sergeant at
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your police station in Hellfjord.
Could you be so kind as to confirm this?
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No, I know nothing.
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Bye.
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Good.
Great to get that settled.
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Fellow colleague,
I like your hair--
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That's surely...
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I don't know where you're from.
Sit when I speak, little friend.
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But I do know what I don't like.
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Oprah, children's TV,
belly dance and brownies.
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You're going straight back to your cell.
I will make your stay very interesting.
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My useless man will eat
your cell door key and never shit it out.
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- Get this Persian rug out of here.
- Just talk to Kobba. Kobba!
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It's a misunderstanding,
Kobba is the acting sheriff in Hellfjord.
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You have two minutes.
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Hi, this is Kobba. Sorry, I can't answer
the phone right now, so just...
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So just...
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Shut up! Silence! Be quiet!
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Riina! Get that mongrel out
before I shoot her in the head.
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Fucking dog bastard! Go!
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Go!
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Anyway, so...
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So...
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Yes, so... just leave a message
after the beep, and...
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I'll possibly take it from there,
perhaps one calls you back.
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- Hi, Kobba, it's--
- Fuck it, what...
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Riina, where's the phone booklet?
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Okay, it's right in front of me,
let's see now...
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Change the dust bag...
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Vacuum...
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Well, kiss my fucking pecker,
this is for the vacuum cleaner!
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Kobba, it's Salmander--
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Time's up.
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- Just an answering machine.
- We go by the book. Leave.
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Can I get more gravy?
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No.
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Use your ball.
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Learn Norwegian.
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Nobody understands that crazy
Icelandic gibberish.
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B 23 B
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Serial killer... und nazischwein.
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Fuck off!
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And you're...?
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Sieg heil, boys.
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Sieg heil!
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OK, forget it.
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Meet up at the john
tomorrow at noon.
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Goddamn, Kobba!
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Busy.
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Kobba!
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Yes... Life In The Wild.
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So it's a magazine.
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I see.
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And you want me to subscribe to it?
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Yes...
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Is it tax deductible?
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Yes. No.
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So you haven't got
Life In The Wild Crotch?
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Not insane at all.
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You're the least insane person I know.
Let's enjoy ourselves, Rolf.
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We could watch that movie we made
when mum was away.
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Shall we?
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Make popcorn and enjoy ourselves.
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Have a real good time.
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Just you and...
you and daddy. Yes.
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Be cozy.
We could... take a bath.
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Think you need a wash.
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I think so.
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Think you need it.
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There.
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Look forward to it? Rolf?
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Rolf!
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Still got time.
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What kind of bird is it?
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No idea.
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Shit.
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- Hi.
- How are you?
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The new guys are eating bird.
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If they only knew they're gnawing
on dead crows from the garbage dump.
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- All set?
- Yes, things are falling into place.
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Not been easy, but it can be done.
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- Be good to get out, eh?
- I know.
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First I'll cancel that fucking
HBO-subscription.
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- Bloodsuckers--
- Hush!
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What is that?
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The old plumbing, for sure.
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Be great to sleep in my own bed again.
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These here can't be called beds.
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OK, we'll do it this weekend.
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We need the toilet duty
to be able to do it.
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The new roster is set today.
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Let's go find ourselves one.
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Catch a toilet duty.
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Don't eat bird!
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Sorry.
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- Do you make the toilet roster?
- I sure do.
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I'll do the john this weekend.
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- And your number is?
- B. B 23 B.
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B 23 B?
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No, your toilet duty
is three weeks away.
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I know.
I'd like to do it this weekend.
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- Why do it before you have to?
- Eh...
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I love...
I like the toilet duty.
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- Not the library?
- I don't like that smell, I prefer the can.
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Yes!
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Yes!!
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18-18.
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Go buy some shortcakes.
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Hold up a mini-mart.
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Do something criminal.
A burglary or...
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Rob someone.
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I don't care.
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- B 23 B?
- That's me.
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You're on toilet duty
this weekend, right?
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Don't believe everything you hear.
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So...
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- You're not on toilet duty?
- Yes, I am.
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I am this weekend.
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- You're lying?
- No, I said I'm on duty.
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But don't believe everything you hear.
It's a saying.
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- Let's have a coffee.
- Yes, please.
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So...
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How long are you in for?
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40 years.
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40?
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Isn't 21 years the maximum
penalty in Norway?
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40 dog years.
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Anyway...
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How about being set free as early
as this weekend?
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Go on.
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Me and my pal here plan to
escape this weekend,
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and never return.
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Never?
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Never.
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Isn't this a top security prison?
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Not right now.
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You see...
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Crime in Norway has really
shot up recently.
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Prisons from north to south
have now become overcrowded.
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Including Solvik county prison.
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But since Solvik is one of
the country's oldest prisons,
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it has generated problems.
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Old sewer pipes are strained
by the huge number of convicts.
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Quite simply an overflow of shit.
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Lately, they've begun to mend them,
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and prisons have taken measures
to ease the pressure.
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They learned, as in Greece
during the tourist season,
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that not flushing the paper
lowers the pressure considerably.
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So management is placing large, black
garbage bags in the common restrooms,
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and the guy on duty removes the bags
from the restrooms,
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carries them to storage, and the
collectors put them in the garbage truck.
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Which drives out
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of the prison.
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And the point is...?
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We hide in the bags, and disappear out
with the garbage truck.
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That's actually a great idea.
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Boys.
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I'm in.
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We'll... get in touch.
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So...
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Look at this.
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We may have to get you two
a queen size bed.
201
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Let me introduce my assistant,
Brobaker.
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Do not fall out with him.
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They say he shoots the wings off a mosquito
with a shotgun at 1000 yards.
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I hear you traded to be on toilet duty.
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In my 20 years in prison admin,
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no one has ever volunteered
for toilet duty.
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I don't know what you're trying for.
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00:21:32,401 --> 00:21:35,881
But I've asked Brobaker
to watch you carefully.
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And he's just itching to fire off
a charge at your ass.
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See you, mister toilet duty.
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Yes.
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Hello?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Is Salmander here?
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No, he's undercover
in Solvik county prison.
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No.
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He's definitely not
undercover in the prison.
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Not under any circumstances.
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Think he's gone swimming.
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Yes. Thanks for visiting.
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We've nothing to offer you,
so thanks for visiting.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Fuck.
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About time!
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Quick, come on!
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Nearly finished. 2 minutes.
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GARBAGE
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- Coming in?
- No way. You've got 5 minutes.
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Please!
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And now you.
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Yes!
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That's great.
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Where now, boys?
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We...
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We're going nowhere.
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- Time to separate.
- You off?
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I'm not...
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but you, on the other hand,
are going off.
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- Where will you go?
- To Hellfjord.
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- We're off.
- To Hellfjord.
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Hellfjord?
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Why?
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Find my brother.
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Is he hiding?
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He's in trouble.
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Phoned me several times last month.
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He's been threatened by a...
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goddamn fucking Swedish cocksucker.
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Poor Helgi.
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Poor Helgi.
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Invasion on one's privacy.
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So...
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Do you know more about that Swede?
Got any info?
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Sure.
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I know everything!
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