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Where the fuck is he?

Oh, he's over here.

Is that him?

Yes.

There he is.

Chuck.

What's up, buddy? How are you? How are you, dude?

Good, how about you?

I'm going to film the whole thing.

What do you think? I mean, come on. This is like... Didn't you used to be a golf

prodigy back in the day? I did, but... Come on, man. You know what I've been

doing for the last fucking six years. How long has it been since you've swung

wrenches?

Well, the 2019.

Yeah. The 2000... Oh, wow. Over 10 years since you played golf? 2005.

2005? Yeah.

Did I think you...

hit the guy.

Nice.

Oh.

He's good, right?

He used to be on varsity in high school.

You want to show us your swing?

I haven't warmed up yet. You can use one of our balls.

Yeah, we got a bunch of balls.

What color is it?

Standard?

Can I have a nine -iron?

Oh, yeah.

This is a seven.

Here, I'll take this.

Oh,

I got you. You don't mind? Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Are you on the team?

Not anymore.

What team are you on?

Beverly Hills High.

Oh, you're on Beverly Hills High? Yeah.

You guys are pretty good.

Thank you. I don't know why I know that. There's a lot of money over that way.

I'm 38 years old. There's a lot of money over that way.

We

should

hit that guy.

Are you the captain?

I missed.

No. Not yet.

He's coming back to golf?

I'm filming him actually because I'm trying to be like an influencer.

Oh, really?

That's cool. I want to do his story back to golf.

Rocket.

Incredible.

Now I'm talking in real life.

Great dance.

Damn.

Dude, does this girl real?

What? I don't know.

She doesn't know.

Nice.

I got a club before I could... Really?

Mm -hmm.

It was my grandpa's clutter, and he had it in his house.

I'd like to give you a club.

I mean... Give me a club.

I'll give you the whole shaft

i don't really meet people at the golf very much this is awesome oh that's

pretty good well i'm here all the time because the only place in a while to

go because i'm super grounded yeah wait she's ground wait can i just ask you a

question How old are you? How old are you?

I'm 18.

Okay, thank God. Yeah. Dude, I thought we were talking about an underage girl.

was like, we have to go right now. Right? You're 18 years old.

It looks

really cute.

I mean, are you kidding me? Oh shit, dude, we gotta go in our tee time, so I

make two minutes.

Yeah. Do you want to come play with us? Yeah, sure.

Cool.

Yeah, we can get two carts.

You can put that stuff there.

Are you sure you can drive?

Do you have a license?

Yeah.

Are we going the right way?

Alright, great, great. You guys know stuff.

I thought the cops were coming for me.

So you literally put the brake on and then you just walk away?

Wow. Yeah, here's... Oh.

Oh, wow. Okay, she's aggressive.

Okay, I don't know how good... Here's the teeth. Here's the teeth.

I'm just the caddy.

So what's your name?

I'm Gabby.

I'm Chuck. This is my friend Donnie.

I hope you don't mind if I film this. No, it's fine.

I mean, again, I'm trying to be an influencer.

Yeah. I know we're older, so maybe you could give us some tips on that.

Okay.

Get hot girls playing golf. I guess that's a tip.

All right. Are you going to do the Happy Gilmore run?

No. Okay.

I don't know if I should wait because I don't know how powerful this driver is.

Oh, because there's people walking.

I think it might be good. How could you guys tell this was hole one? I don't

know anything about it. It says one, but he also told us.

Oh, my God.

Dude, I don't think she's wearing underwear.

That was a great drive.

Did you get that? I got the swing.

The spark blew.

The spark literally blew.

I was attracted to it. Did you see the spark?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

That was a great swing.

Wow. You're real good.

Thank you.

Right into that tree.

Oh, you hit the tree?

Yeah. But, two off the tee.

He really is happy.

Oh.

Oh.

Very nice.

Dude, that was sick.

That'll work. That was sick.

As many as you want. We got a whole bucket.

So what did you get in trouble for?

Oh, no.

My mom thinks I'm a slut.

What?

So, I... I think your ball almost fell off.

Oh, go ahead.

So you're saying?

Yeah, sorry. My mom thinks I'm a slut.

Did Dinah, did you hear that? Her mom thinks she's a slut. Yeah, why? What

her to believe that?

I don't know. She went through my phone.

Yeah. Caught me in the act.

Like, I snuck some guy in my house and she saw and it was just like... She

caught you in the act of love?

Yeah. Or love. She caught me fucking this guy.

Seriously, what'd she say?

She just yelled at me and told me I was a slut. What'd she say to him?

Oh, he was gone.

He didn't even stick around.

What did you say to her?

I didn't know what to say. You just said, oh, you're right, I am.

True. So she grounded you, so how come you're out here playing golf?

Oh, well, she supports golf, so I get to come here.

So I'm only in school, and golf cuts.

School, golf, and grounded? Yeah, I get so many people here, so it's not too

bad. I'm supported, too.

Thanks for meeting us.

He's like, I'm trying to make him into a star. Don't you think he's got those

movie star good looks? Yeah, and a great swing.

Newly single.

Oh, newly single.

I mean, yes, but she still isn't me, so.

That's awful.

Yeah, tell me about it. What the fuck? He was engaged to her, and they broke

but she still fucking lives there.

You need to throw her out. I know, I'm trying. Trust me, the lease is up in two

months, so.

Get arrested for wearing that. Yeah.

Line up now. I'm on the call.

Oh, my God.

And actually, hold on, hold on.

Move in this way. In this way.

Towards the ball.

There you go. Try that.

Let's see what happens.

Dude! It worked!

That's on the green.

That was better.

Dude, that was a great shot.

Wow, he's a good teacher. I've done this guy. He's like a golf guy. He grew up

golf.

Alright, well, now what happens? We drive somewhere?

You have fun, kids.

Oh my god.

This is ridiculous.

Oh my god.

Are we going the right way?

Oh shit.

Oh, I almost crashed into you guys.

Can you guys, like, do bumper sometimes?

Bumper cars?

Yeah.

Dude, she's totally into it. She's totally into it.

Hey, it's a wolf.

You found your ball? Yeah, I found my ball.

She knows her rights, John.

Yeah?

Gabby, before you swing, I know we just met, but Donnie and I really just need

to know, are you wearing underwear?

No. It didn't feel like it.

Oh my god.

Look for cops. Just look around for cops.

Let me block this.

Yeah.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Do that one more time. Do that one more time.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. This is unbelievable.

Are you sure you're 18?

You promised you're over 18, right?

She swears.

All my life.

Well, he just happens to be looking for a rebound, just saying.

Do you want to kiss him?

He hasn't kissed another girl in like 10 years.

Just kiss him, just kiss him.

Just kiss him, just kiss him.

Oh my god, okay. We better pretend like we're playing golf or something.

What's that?

Oh, the boner?

Oh my god.

Wow, dude.

Why do we get so lucky?

This is why we should always play at this fucking range.

Is every girl like you here?

Oh my god. Nice.

Wow!

Oh shit! Sorry.

Almost crashed.

Don't let me interrupt that tender moment, though.

Did I ruin the moment?

Sorry.

Something tells me you're a bit of an exhibitionist. You kind of like being

filmed.

Yeah, I do. A lot.

You do. Have you been filmed?

Why? I don't know.

Wait,

what did I miss?

Did you see her boots? Did I miss her boots yet? Oh, I haven't yet.

Can we maybe later? If we're really lucky and we're really good.

If you get a whole money scare.

Game!

Right there.

What?

She's just positively moist all over the club.

Good bounce?

Speaking of bounce, okay, real quick bounce.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my.

Oh,

my God.

Jinx, dude, jinx.

This can't be real.

There's no one around.

Oh, there's one guy.

Oh, my God, dude, you're already.

She's all about it.

Oh, my God. Are you going to show the titties?

Are you? Oh, my God.

Are you looking for cops, dude? Because I can't be looking for cops. Not really.

Put them away, put them away. Let me get a better angle.

Sorry, I'm just learning.

Donnie, please walk.

There's one guy over there. He's looking the other way.

No one's on that side.

All right, if you take one step to this way, we'll get out of the shadow.

Now let the sunlight on those boobies.

Oh, God.

Turn them towards me.

Are you kidding me? Donnie, look over there. Is anyone over there?

No. All right, show me. Show me.

Yeah. Is he coming?

No. I think he's on the wrong hole, but let's finish this hole.

Wait, wait, wait.

Are you looking? Are you looking?

Donnie, just motorboat real fast. Motorboat.

Just get a real motorboat.

Oh, my God.

If you hit this putt, I'll give you 100. You know what? Actually, if you hit

this, I'm going to let you suck my cock.

Was that? Sorry, did I? Was that too much?

Okay.

Oh, my. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

This is what life's all about, YOLO.

I bet you kids are teaching me.

Let me see this.

Okay, here's the deal. What if I make this?

Well, if you make this, you get to eat her out.

Okay.

I think he's going to make it.

He made it. Oh, well.

Well, but she gets a rebuttal, right? Okay, okay, okay. Because if she hits

this, then you both have to do oral on each other. Oh, really?

Yeah. It's like a double reverse negative cancel out giving.

I had my shoelaces crossed.

Oh, she got it!

Wow. Boom shaka lock locka.

Boom shakalaka.

Let's go back to the carts for a second.

Even the local police department.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, she is sucking your... Sucking the tuck in.

All right, Donnie, your job is to look out for people.

My job is to film.

I think we're good, right?

Wow.

Yeah. We just met her.

You're the coolest chick we've ever met on a golf course.

Granted, we haven't been on a golf course in 10 years.

I've been on a lot.

Oh, thanks for saying.

In the game of golf.

Oh, my God.

I cannot do this. I cannot do this. I cannot do this.

You can't.

Like, your mind says one thing, but your body says another.

Right.

Say hi to the guys. Say hi to the guys. Guys, look at this.

Another Tuesday in LA. Totally normal.

Happy to see someone.

Thanks all.

Thanks a couple of offers.

It's LA over there.

I'd stand up and just jerk him. I think if he's standing, it's less obvious.

Yeah. Oh, that's better.

You guys? Yeah.

I'm so glad we're getting you over your ex -wife or fiance or whatever the fuck

that bitch was.

Fuck her.

Again, dude, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call her a bitch.

Is there anyone teeing off behind us, or are we good?

Here, why don't you guys sit in the cart, and maybe you can finger her

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. All right.

Did you do both gear shifts? That one went down up the hill.

Did she put it in that? Let me see her pussy again.

Oh, my God, dude. Oh, wow.

Move her hand, move her hand.

Yes!

This is what I'm talking about. Let's do this for 30 seconds.

I hope my wife forgives me if I get a boner.

Well, I'm not going to pan down to my boner.

Oh, okay.

Dude,

yes.

It's a great way to get over your fucking bitch feelings.

Right, it is. This is a hotter, younger, cooler girl.

Really hot and really young. Yeah.

We've got left hand, babe.

Yeah, yeah.

Sorry, I'm all about the angle, you know, you understand.

You do?

Film yourself, I mean.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Someone needs to watch out for people.

I think we're good.

Can we dance real fast?

Please.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Wait, people are looking?

Is that what he's saying?

Unbelievable. Can't be real.

I can't crash.

Yeah, we're right there, right where you are.

Right where you are, yeah.

This really happened.

Show me your face, darling.

You do like being an exhibitionist, don't you?

What about over there?

Here, you guys. Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

What the fuck? Stop.

Oh, my God.

Stop.

Are you jizzing?

Are you jizzing?

Are you?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh.

Look at that. Look at that.

Oh my gosh.

I didn't believe it. That was so hot.

Oh, it's dripping out. Oh my god.

Oh my gosh. It's on her leg, Chuck. Get it.

Oh yeah, she's... Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Dude.

That will get you over your fucking ex -girlfriend. Nice cream pie.

Let me see it from the front. Let me see it from the front.

Donnie, you're still looking for cops, right?

Pull up a little higher, babe.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Do you guys want to keep playing golf or do you want to go fuck somewhere?

I'm done with this. I want to go fuck.

Well, whose house are we? We can't go to Donnie's house.

No, of course not. Why not? She's there.

Can we go to your house? Let's just go.

Can we go to your house? I live with my parents.

Alright, you guys can come to my house.

You can come fuck in my house.

Yeah. But can I just keep filming it? Can I keep filming it?

Oh, great.

Alright, fuck it. Let's go. Let's go.

You're crazy. In my yard?

You're out of control.

What if the neighbors... This is fucking crazy.

You guys already fucked around on the golf course, but I live here.

Look at my phone, look at my phone.

You like that? The guys are never going to believe this.

Can we show them?

Of course, that's the whole... Oh my

god. This is fucking wild.

Fucking golf course. Golf course was never produced for us.

Dude, it produced... Aren't you glad you went back after a decade away?

If it's like this every time, we've got to go every day, right?

I'm always there.

All right, let's get inside before I get to this. Come on.

Fuck yeah.

Don't miss a second of it.

What if we post this on the internet?

That would be wild.

Would you be okay with that?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah? You'd be fucking out of here. That would be wild.

can you take her clothes off?

Now reveal.

Oh, my God.

All right. We got a big moment.

What size?

Some big size.

Yes, please.

Oh, my God.

Dude, do it again. Do it again.

Let's just do a couple reveals for the phone. It's just incredible.

Hold on. I fucked that one up. One more. One more.

Do it again. Ready?

Yeah!

You don't even understand.

Yes Yes,

just like that

It's

like a modern fresco Mesmerizing it's inspiring.

It's tantalizing

I'm perspiring.

Same.

Look at those titties. Can you do like a little jiggly? Oh my god, yes.

Do it again, do it again.

Have you always had those?

Always.

Stuck with them.

Since birth.

He came out with big titties.

Fucking creepy.

Gabby, do you have any messages for Donnie's friends?

Hi, Donnie's friends.

He knows how to eat a pussy.

That's like the best endorsement you can get.

Take a closer look.

Dude. Four.

She is twitching.

Do you think you can... I'm about to cum.

Donnie, won't your life be complete?

I would say so.

Let's see your face, darling.

Sorry, is this okay?

No, enjoy, enjoy.

Look up to the sky like that. Do whatever you gotta do.

You just look amazing.

You don't have to tell me twice.

You should never wash your

face again.

Don't even touch the boots your hand just move it.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh now up and down.

Yeah.

Now windmill.

She likes it.

In my case, she likes it.

I think she might come again.

Really?

Yeah. That'd be sick.

Keep talking like you just would. I could see everything.

You just would. Yeah, like that.

Look at me. Look at me.

Yeah.

You're a little angel.

You're a devil.

Yes.

That's what it meant.

apologize for the squirtage. Don't be embarrassed.

We have a pod.

That's epic.

That is epic.

Four.

So it's too slippery now, right?

All right, get on it. Why don't you bring that up on here?

Up on my shaft.

Pun fully intended.

Holy shit.

It's real. That's real.

That pussy is out.

You know what else is real? Those boots.

I don't see one. How can that be real? Oh my gosh.

It's the way to live.

It's so hot.

YOLO.

Can you sit up, baby?

Yes.

Look at that, dude.

Oh, my God.

It's so close.

Oh, my God.

It happened all at once.

Oh, my God. That looks so good.

Yes.

Okay, look back here.

Isn't this such a better Tuesday than normal Tuesdays?

Tuesdays are the day of the week.

Taco Tuesdays.

Jinx.

Look at that little hourglass.

It's really unbelievable.

Twist a little towards me right there.

Otherworldly.

Otherworldly. Oh, shit.

Yes.

This is like a nice relaxing position, isn't it? I like it.

I mean, she's burning some cows.

Maybe you should finish her off in doggy.

Four.

Four.

Four. Five.

Four.

Not four skin.

It's unreal.

With your left hand inside.

Yes.

Yeah, just like that.

She's a little calming machine.

Are you like this all the time?

Humble brag.

Humble brag.

Four. Hole in three.

A lot of strokes, but it's all a good game.

Very good, very good.

Oh, my God.

You are amazing.

You're covered.

It's epic.

Oh, my gosh.

Do you have... Can you just do one more side of those boobs?

Look at that. Look at that.

Jesus.

Do you have any final thoughts?

About a call for life or anything.

I need to get back on the moon.

Yeah. Let's go back. There's still some daylight.

Yeah. Let's go. Yeah.