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Where the fuck is he?
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Oh, he's over here.
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Is that him?
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Yes.
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There he is.
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Chuck.
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What's up, buddy? How are you? How are
you, dude?
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Good, how about you?
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I'm going to film the whole thing.
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What do you think? I mean, come on. This
is like... Didn't you used to be a golf
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prodigy back in the day? I did, but...
Come on, man. You know what I've been
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doing for the last fucking six years.
How long has it been since you've swung
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wrenches?
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Well, the 2019.
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Yeah. The 2000... Oh, wow. Over 10 years
since you played golf? 2005.
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2005? Yeah.
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Did I think you...
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hit the guy.
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Nice.
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Oh.
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He's good, right?
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He used to be on varsity in high school.
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You want to show us your swing?
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I haven't warmed up yet. You can use one
of our balls.
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Yeah, we got a bunch of balls.
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What color is it?
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Standard?
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Can I have a nine -iron?
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Oh, yeah.
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This is a seven.
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Here, I'll take this.
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Oh,
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I got you. You don't mind? Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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Are you on the team?
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Not anymore.
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What team are you on?
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Beverly Hills High.
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Oh, you're on Beverly Hills High? Yeah.
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You guys are pretty good.
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Thank you. I don't know why I know that.
There's a lot of money over that way.
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I'm 38 years old. There's a lot of money
over that way.
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We
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should
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hit that guy.
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Are you the captain?
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I missed.
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No. Not yet.
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He's coming back to golf?
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I'm filming him actually because I'm
trying to be like an influencer.
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Oh, really?
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That's cool. I want to do his story back
to golf.
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Rocket.
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Incredible.
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Now I'm talking in real life.
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Great dance.
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Damn.
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Dude, does this girl real?
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What? I don't know.
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She doesn't know.
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Nice.
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I got a club before I could... Really?
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Mm -hmm.
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It was my grandpa's clutter, and he had
it in his house.
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I'd like to give you a club.
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I mean... Give me a club.
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I'll give you the whole shaft
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i don't really meet people at the golf
very much this is awesome oh that's
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pretty good well i'm here all the time
because the only place in a while to
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go because i'm super grounded yeah wait
she's ground wait can i just ask you a
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question How old are you? How old are
you?
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I'm 18.
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Okay, thank God. Yeah. Dude, I thought
we were talking about an underage girl.
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was like, we have to go right now.
Right? You're 18 years old.
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It looks
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really cute.
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I mean, are you kidding me? Oh shit,
dude, we gotta go in our tee time, so I
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make two minutes.
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Yeah. Do you want to come play with us?
Yeah, sure.
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Cool.
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Yeah, we can get two carts.
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You can put that stuff there.
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Are you sure you can drive?
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Do you have a license?
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Yeah.
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Are we going the right way?
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Alright, great, great. You guys know
stuff.
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I thought the cops were coming for me.
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So you literally put the brake on and
then you just walk away?
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Wow. Yeah, here's... Oh.
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Oh, wow. Okay, she's aggressive.
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Okay, I don't know how good... Here's
the teeth. Here's the teeth.
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I'm just the caddy.
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So what's your name?
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I'm Gabby.
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I'm Chuck. This is my friend Donnie.
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I hope you don't mind if I film this.
No, it's fine.
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I mean, again, I'm trying to be an
influencer.
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Yeah. I know we're older, so maybe you
could give us some tips on that.
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Okay.
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Get hot girls playing golf. I guess
that's a tip.
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All right. Are you going to do the Happy
Gilmore run?
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No. Okay.
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I don't know if I should wait because I
don't know how powerful this driver is.
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Oh, because there's people walking.
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I think it might be good. How could you
guys tell this was hole one? I don't
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know anything about it. It says one, but
he also told us.
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Oh, my God.
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Dude, I don't think she's wearing
underwear.
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That was a great drive.
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Did you get that? I got the swing.
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The spark blew.
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The spark literally blew.
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I was attracted to it. Did you see the
spark?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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That was a great swing.
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Wow. You're real good.
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Thank you.
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Right into that tree.
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Oh, you hit the tree?
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Yeah. But, two off the tee.
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He really is happy.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Very nice.
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Dude, that was sick.
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That'll work. That was sick.
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As many as you want. We got a whole
bucket.
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So what did you get in trouble for?
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Oh, no.
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My mom thinks I'm a slut.
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What?
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So, I... I think your ball almost fell
off.
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Oh, go ahead.
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So you're saying?
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Yeah, sorry. My mom thinks I'm a slut.
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Did Dinah, did you hear that? Her mom
thinks she's a slut. Yeah, why? What
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her to believe that?
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I don't know. She went through my phone.
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Yeah. Caught me in the act.
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Like, I snuck some guy in my house and
she saw and it was just like... She
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caught you in the act of love?
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Yeah. Or love. She caught me fucking
this guy.
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Seriously, what'd she say?
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She just yelled at me and told me I was
a slut. What'd she say to him?
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Oh, he was gone.
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He didn't even stick around.
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What did you say to her?
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I didn't know what to say. You just
said, oh, you're right, I am.
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True. So she grounded you, so how come
you're out here playing golf?
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Oh, well, she supports golf, so I get to
come here.
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So I'm only in school, and golf cuts.
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School, golf, and grounded? Yeah, I get
so many people here, so it's not too
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bad. I'm supported, too.
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Thanks for meeting us.
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He's like, I'm trying to make him into a
star. Don't you think he's got those
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movie star good looks? Yeah, and a great
swing.
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Newly single.
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Oh, newly single.
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I mean, yes, but she still isn't me, so.
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That's awful.
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Yeah, tell me about it. What the fuck?
He was engaged to her, and they broke
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but she still fucking lives there.
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You need to throw her out. I know, I'm
trying. Trust me, the lease is up in two
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months, so.
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Get arrested for wearing that. Yeah.
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Line up now. I'm on the call.
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Oh, my God.
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And actually, hold on, hold on.
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Move in this way. In this way.
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Towards the ball.
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There you go. Try that.
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Let's see what happens.
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Dude! It worked!
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That's on the green.
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That was better.
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Dude, that was a great shot.
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Wow, he's a good teacher. I've done this
guy. He's like a golf guy. He grew up
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golf.
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Alright, well, now what happens? We
drive somewhere?
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You have fun, kids.
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Oh my god.
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This is ridiculous.
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Oh my god.
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Are we going the right way?
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Oh shit.
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Oh, I almost crashed into you guys.
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Can you guys, like, do bumper sometimes?
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Bumper cars?
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Yeah.
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Dude, she's totally into it. She's
totally into it.
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Hey, it's a wolf.
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You found your ball? Yeah, I found my
ball.
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She knows her rights, John.
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Yeah?
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Gabby, before you swing, I know we just
met, but Donnie and I really just need
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to know, are you wearing underwear?
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No. It didn't feel like it.
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Oh my god.
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Look for cops. Just look around for
cops.
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Let me block this.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Do that
one more time. Do that one more time.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god. This is unbelievable.
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Are you sure you're 18?
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You promised you're over 18, right?
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She swears.
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All my life.
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Well, he just happens to be looking for
a rebound, just saying.
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Do you want to kiss him?
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He hasn't kissed another girl in like 10
years.
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Just kiss him, just kiss him.
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Just kiss him, just kiss him.
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Oh my god, okay. We better pretend like
we're playing golf or something.
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What's that?
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Oh, the boner?
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Oh my god.
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Wow, dude.
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Why do we get so lucky?
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This is why we should always play at
this fucking range.
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Is every girl like you here?
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Oh my god. Nice.
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Wow!
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Oh shit! Sorry.
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Almost crashed.
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Don't let me interrupt that tender
moment, though.
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Did I ruin the moment?
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Sorry.
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Something tells me you're a bit of an
exhibitionist. You kind of like being
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filmed.
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Yeah, I do. A lot.
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You do. Have you been filmed?
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Why? I don't know.
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Wait,
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what did I miss?
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Did you see her boots? Did I miss her
boots yet? Oh, I haven't yet.
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Can we maybe later? If we're really
lucky and we're really good.
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If you get a whole money scare.
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Game!
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Right there.
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What?
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She's just positively moist all over the
club.
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Good bounce?
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Speaking of bounce, okay, real quick
bounce.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, my.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Jinx, dude, jinx.
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This can't be real.
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There's no one around.
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Oh, there's one guy.
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Oh, my God, dude, you're already.
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She's all about it.
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Oh, my God. Are you going to show the
titties?
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Are you? Oh, my God.
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Are you looking for cops, dude? Because
I can't be looking for cops. Not really.
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Put them away, put them away. Let me get
a better angle.
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Sorry, I'm just learning.
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Donnie, please walk.
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There's one guy over there. He's looking
the other way.
263
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,300
No one's on that side.
264
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,660
All right, if you take one step to this
way, we'll get out of the shadow.
265
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,920
Now let the sunlight on those boobies.
266
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:49,769
Oh, God.
267
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:50,770
Turn them towards me.
268
00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,950
Are you kidding me? Donnie, look over
there. Is anyone over there?
269
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,770
No. All right, show me. Show me.
270
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,550
Yeah. Is he coming?
271
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,850
No. I think he's on the wrong hole, but
let's finish this hole.
272
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,190
Wait, wait, wait.
273
00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:04,350
Are you looking? Are you looking?
274
00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:06,870
Donnie, just motorboat real fast.
Motorboat.
275
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:08,430
Just get a real motorboat.
276
00:16:08,950 --> 00:16:10,890
Oh, my God.
277
00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:14,650
If you hit this putt, I'll give you 100.
You know what? Actually, if you hit
278
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:16,330
this, I'm going to let you suck my cock.
279
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,040
Was that? Sorry, did I? Was that too
much?
280
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,040
Okay.
281
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,300
Oh, my. Oh, my God.
282
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,200
Oh, my God.
283
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,120
Oh, my God.
284
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:34,620
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
285
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,160
This is what life's all about, YOLO.
286
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,900
I bet you kids are teaching me.
287
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:45,340
Let me see this.
288
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,560
Okay, here's the deal. What if I make
this?
289
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,460
Well, if you make this, you get to eat
her out.
290
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,240
Okay.
291
00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:52,700
I think he's going to make it.
292
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,400
He made it. Oh, well.
293
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:59,480
Well, but she gets a rebuttal, right?
Okay, okay, okay. Because if she hits
294
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,860
this, then you both have to do oral on
each other. Oh, really?
295
00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:07,760
Yeah. It's like a double reverse
negative cancel out giving.
296
00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:09,260
I had my shoelaces crossed.
297
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,119
Oh, she got it!
298
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,040
Wow. Boom shaka lock locka.
299
00:17:17,009 --> 00:17:18,009
Boom shakalaka.
300
00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:20,369
Let's go back to the carts for a second.
301
00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:21,849
Even the local police department.
302
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,290
Oh, my God.
303
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:27,530
Oh, my God.
304
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:32,430
Yes, she is sucking your... Sucking the
tuck in.
305
00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:38,190
All right, Donnie, your job is to look
out for people.
306
00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:39,610
My job is to film.
307
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:41,430
I think we're good, right?
308
00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:45,490
Wow.
309
00:17:48,639 --> 00:17:50,200
Yeah. We just met her.
310
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,400
You're the coolest chick we've ever met
on a golf course.
311
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,920
Granted, we haven't been on a golf
course in 10 years.
312
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,600
I've been on a lot.
313
00:17:58,780 --> 00:17:59,860
Oh, thanks for saying.
314
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,940
In the game of golf.
315
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:04,940
Oh, my God.
316
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:09,720
I cannot do this. I cannot do this. I
cannot do this.
317
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:10,960
You can't.
318
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:14,820
Like, your mind says one thing, but your
body says another.
319
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,080
Right.
320
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:24,650
Say hi to the guys. Say hi to the guys.
Guys, look at this.
321
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:33,530
Another Tuesday in LA. Totally normal.
322
00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:39,850
Happy to see someone.
323
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:42,990
Thanks all.
324
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,090
Thanks a couple of offers.
325
00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:47,950
It's LA over there.
326
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:53,680
I'd stand up and just jerk him. I think
if he's standing, it's less obvious.
327
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:55,320
Yeah. Oh, that's better.
328
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,100
You guys? Yeah.
329
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:03,500
I'm so glad we're getting you over your
ex -wife or fiance or whatever the fuck
330
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,279
that bitch was.
331
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,059
Fuck her.
332
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,200
Again, dude, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
call her a bitch.
333
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,260
Is there anyone teeing off behind us, or
are we good?
334
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:37,740
Here, why don't you guys sit in the
cart, and maybe you can finger her
335
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,220
Yeah. Yeah?
336
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:40,840
Yeah. All right.
337
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:44,520
Did you do both gear shifts? That one
went down up the hill.
338
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:48,080
Did she put it in that? Let me see her
pussy again.
339
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,880
Oh, my God, dude. Oh, wow.
340
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,140
Move her hand, move her hand.
341
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,960
Yes!
342
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,240
This is what I'm talking about. Let's do
this for 30 seconds.
343
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,620
I hope my wife forgives me if I get a
boner.
344
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,520
Well, I'm not going to pan down to my
boner.
345
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,720
Oh, okay.
346
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:18,780
Dude,
347
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,240
yes.
348
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,680
It's a great way to get over your
fucking bitch feelings.
349
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:29,160
Right, it is. This is a hotter, younger,
cooler girl.
350
00:20:32,219 --> 00:20:33,900
Really hot and really young. Yeah.
351
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,420
We've got left hand, babe.
352
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,080
Yeah, yeah.
353
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:44,760
Sorry, I'm all about the angle, you
know, you understand.
354
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,100
You do?
355
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,280
Film yourself, I mean.
356
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,300
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
357
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,500
Someone needs to watch out for people.
358
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,600
I think we're good.
359
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,000
Can we dance real fast?
360
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,720
Please.
361
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,840
Oh.
362
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:25,680
Oh my god.
363
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:32,820
Wait, people are looking?
364
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,080
Is that what he's saying?
365
00:22:07,190 --> 00:22:08,270
Unbelievable. Can't be real.
366
00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:09,610
I can't crash.
367
00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:12,330
Yeah, we're right there, right where you
are.
368
00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:14,090
Right where you are, yeah.
369
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:30,230
This really happened.
370
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:52,660
Show me your face, darling.
371
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:55,860
You do like being an exhibitionist,
don't you?
372
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,100
What about over there?
373
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,800
Here, you guys. Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
374
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,020
What the fuck? Stop.
375
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,439
Oh, my God.
376
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,440
Stop.
377
00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:16,210
Are you jizzing?
378
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:17,250
Are you jizzing?
379
00:24:17,430 --> 00:24:18,430
Are you?
380
00:24:19,030 --> 00:24:21,810
Oh my god.
381
00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:23,910
Oh my god.
382
00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:26,470
Oh my gosh.
383
00:24:27,010 --> 00:24:28,990
Look at that. Look at that.
384
00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:31,450
Oh my gosh.
385
00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:34,610
I didn't believe it. That was so hot.
386
00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:37,150
Oh, it's dripping out. Oh my god.
387
00:24:38,190 --> 00:24:40,810
Oh my gosh. It's on her leg, Chuck. Get
it.
388
00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:44,150
Oh yeah, she's... Oh my god.
389
00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:46,020
Oh my god.
390
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,720
Dude.
391
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,840
That will get you over your fucking ex
-girlfriend. Nice cream pie.
392
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:57,260
Let me see it from the front. Let me see
it from the front.
393
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,560
Donnie, you're still looking for cops,
right?
394
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,100
Pull up a little higher, babe.
395
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,600
Yeah.
396
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,300
Oh my god.
397
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,060
Do you guys want to keep playing golf or
do you want to go fuck somewhere?
398
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:17,700
I'm done with this. I want to go fuck.
399
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:20,560
Well, whose house are we? We can't go to
Donnie's house.
400
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:23,140
No, of course not. Why not? She's there.
401
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,880
Can we go to your house? Let's just go.
402
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,980
Can we go to your house? I live with my
parents.
403
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,840
Alright, you guys can come to my house.
404
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,440
You can come fuck in my house.
405
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,580
Yeah. But can I just keep filming it?
Can I keep filming it?
406
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:35,540
Oh, great.
407
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,100
Alright, fuck it. Let's go. Let's go.
408
00:25:41,770 --> 00:25:43,330
You're crazy. In my yard?
409
00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:48,030
You're out of control.
410
00:25:57,950 --> 00:26:04,770
What if the neighbors... This is fucking
crazy.
411
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:09,650
You guys already fucked around on the
golf course, but I live here.
412
00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:31,530
Look at my phone, look at my phone.
413
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:36,930
You like that? The guys are never going
to believe this.
414
00:26:37,290 --> 00:26:39,010
Can we show them?
415
00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:44,330
Of course, that's the whole... Oh my
416
00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:49,290
god. This is fucking wild.
417
00:26:51,070 --> 00:26:54,470
Fucking golf course. Golf course was
never produced for us.
418
00:26:54,670 --> 00:26:58,770
Dude, it produced... Aren't you glad you
went back after a decade away?
419
00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:02,260
If it's like this every time, we've got
to go every day, right?
420
00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:04,220
I'm always there.
421
00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:06,240
All right, let's get inside before I get
to this. Come on.
422
00:27:29,889 --> 00:27:30,889
Fuck yeah.
423
00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:32,930
Don't miss a second of it.
424
00:27:34,390 --> 00:27:37,930
What if we post this on the internet?
425
00:27:39,410 --> 00:27:40,490
That would be wild.
426
00:27:41,930 --> 00:27:43,230
Would you be okay with that?
427
00:27:43,450 --> 00:27:44,450
Mm -hmm.
428
00:27:44,510 --> 00:27:47,490
Yeah? You'd be fucking out of here. That
would be wild.
429
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:25,820
can you take her clothes off?
430
00:28:29,650 --> 00:28:30,650
Now reveal.
431
00:28:31,290 --> 00:28:32,530
Oh, my God.
432
00:28:33,590 --> 00:28:40,030
All right. We got a big moment.
433
00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:41,530
What size?
434
00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:44,090
Some big size.
435
00:28:47,130 --> 00:28:48,130
Yes, please.
436
00:28:48,230 --> 00:28:49,430
Oh, my God.
437
00:28:49,690 --> 00:28:50,690
Dude, do it again. Do it again.
438
00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:53,850
Let's just do a couple reveals for the
phone. It's just incredible.
439
00:28:56,950 --> 00:28:59,170
Hold on. I fucked that one up. One more.
One more.
440
00:28:59,450 --> 00:29:00,610
Do it again. Ready?
441
00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,250
Yeah!
442
00:29:04,990 --> 00:29:06,110
You don't even understand.
443
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,720
Yes Yes,
444
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,480
just like that
445
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:10,400
It's
446
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:16,200
like a modern fresco Mesmerizing it's
inspiring.
447
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,480
It's tantalizing
448
00:30:21,959 --> 00:30:22,959
I'm perspiring.
449
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:25,740
Same.
450
00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:32,840
Look at those titties. Can you do like a
little jiggly? Oh my god, yes.
451
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:34,680
Do it again, do it again.
452
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,780
Have you always had those?
453
00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:41,340
Always.
454
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,440
Stuck with them.
455
00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:44,780
Since birth.
456
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,480
He came out with big titties.
457
00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:49,260
Fucking creepy.
458
00:31:06,649 --> 00:31:09,150
Gabby, do you have any messages for
Donnie's friends?
459
00:31:09,510 --> 00:31:10,690
Hi, Donnie's friends.
460
00:31:11,090 --> 00:31:12,610
He knows how to eat a pussy.
461
00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:16,090
That's like the best endorsement you can
get.
462
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,880
Take a closer look.
463
00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:42,460
Dude. Four.
464
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:39,890
She is twitching.
465
00:32:41,030 --> 00:32:42,550
Do you think you can... I'm about to
cum.
466
00:32:43,270 --> 00:32:44,530
Donnie, won't your life be complete?
467
00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:46,850
I would say so.
468
00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:49,250
Let's see your face, darling.
469
00:32:50,610 --> 00:32:51,610
Sorry, is this okay?
470
00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:52,830
No, enjoy, enjoy.
471
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:55,090
Look up to the sky like that. Do
whatever you gotta do.
472
00:32:55,490 --> 00:32:56,490
You just look amazing.
473
00:33:35,690 --> 00:33:36,690
You don't have to tell me twice.
474
00:33:38,170 --> 00:33:45,150
You should never wash your
475
00:33:45,150 --> 00:33:46,150
face again.
476
00:38:43,250 --> 00:38:45,150
Don't even touch the boots your hand
just move it.
477
00:38:45,370 --> 00:38:46,370
Yeah.
478
00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:47,910
Yes.
479
00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:49,410
Oh my god.
480
00:38:50,170 --> 00:38:51,190
Oh now up and down.
481
00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:53,430
Yeah.
482
00:38:53,570 --> 00:38:56,190
Now windmill.
483
00:39:15,470 --> 00:39:16,470
She likes it.
484
00:39:16,590 --> 00:39:18,130
In my case, she likes it.
485
00:39:21,790 --> 00:39:28,250
I think she might come again.
486
00:39:28,530 --> 00:39:29,530
Really?
487
00:39:29,550 --> 00:39:31,510
Yeah. That'd be sick.
488
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,760
Keep talking like you just would. I
could see everything.
489
00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:44,640
You just would. Yeah, like that.
490
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:46,240
Look at me. Look at me.
491
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:47,900
Yeah.
492
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,840
You're a little angel.
493
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,400
You're a devil.
494
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,760
Yes.
495
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
That's what it meant.
496
00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:54,520
apologize for the squirtage. Don't be
embarrassed.
497
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:55,780
We have a pod.
498
00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:58,300
That's epic.
499
00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:00,940
That is epic.
500
00:43:41,970 --> 00:43:42,970
Four.
501
00:43:43,850 --> 00:43:45,510
So it's too slippery now, right?
502
00:43:47,190 --> 00:43:50,810
All right, get on it. Why don't you
bring that up on here?
503
00:43:51,030 --> 00:43:52,230
Up on my shaft.
504
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:56,890
Pun fully intended.
505
00:44:11,530 --> 00:44:12,690
Holy shit.
506
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,840
It's real. That's real.
507
00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:44,640
That pussy is out.
508
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:46,660
You know what else is real? Those boots.
509
00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:50,540
I don't see one. How can that be real?
Oh my gosh.
510
00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:16,578
It's the way to live.
511
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:17,660
It's so hot.
512
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,880
YOLO.
513
00:45:20,060 --> 00:45:21,080
Can you sit up, baby?
514
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:23,680
Yes.
515
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,440
Look at that, dude.
516
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,400
Oh, my God.
517
00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:04,589
It's so close.
518
00:46:04,590 --> 00:46:07,010
Oh, my God.
519
00:46:07,410 --> 00:46:09,430
It happened all at once.
520
00:46:10,270 --> 00:46:11,650
Oh, my God. That looks so good.
521
00:46:18,550 --> 00:46:19,550
Yes.
522
00:46:20,270 --> 00:46:21,310
Okay, look back here.
523
00:46:25,410 --> 00:46:27,850
Isn't this such a better Tuesday than
normal Tuesdays?
524
00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:30,550
Tuesdays are the day of the week.
525
00:46:31,870 --> 00:46:33,010
Taco Tuesdays.
526
00:46:33,310 --> 00:46:34,310
Jinx.
527
00:46:37,710 --> 00:46:40,410
Look at that little hourglass.
528
00:46:41,270 --> 00:46:42,370
It's really unbelievable.
529
00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:46,210
Twist a little towards me right there.
530
00:47:13,410 --> 00:47:14,410
Otherworldly.
531
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:16,810
Otherworldly. Oh, shit.
532
00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:19,250
Yes.
533
00:47:24,870 --> 00:47:28,150
This is like a nice relaxing position,
isn't it? I like it.
534
00:47:28,670 --> 00:47:30,350
I mean, she's burning some cows.
535
00:47:30,850 --> 00:47:32,750
Maybe you should finish her off in
doggy.
536
00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,050
Four.
537
00:47:34,870 --> 00:47:35,870
Four.
538
00:47:36,230 --> 00:47:37,230
Four. Five.
539
00:47:37,270 --> 00:47:38,270
Four.
540
00:47:39,010 --> 00:47:40,090
Not four skin.
541
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,158
It's unreal.
542
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,400
With your left hand inside.
543
00:47:58,660 --> 00:47:59,660
Yes.
544
00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:00,760
Yeah, just like that.
545
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,360
She's a little calming machine.
546
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,620
Are you like this all the time?
547
00:49:01,540 --> 00:49:02,519
Humble brag.
548
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:03,520
Humble brag.
549
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,460
Four. Hole in three.
550
00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:27,040
A lot of strokes, but it's all a good
game.
551
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,540
Very good, very good.
552
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:30,720
Oh, my God.
553
00:51:31,420 --> 00:51:32,500
You are amazing.
554
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,800
You're covered.
555
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:35,880
It's epic.
556
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,180
Oh, my gosh.
557
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:43,080
Do you have... Can you just do one more
side of those boobs?
558
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:45,100
Look at that. Look at that.
559
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:47,960
Jesus.
560
00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:49,480
Do you have any final thoughts?
561
00:51:50,339 --> 00:51:51,780
About a call for life or anything.
562
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,120
I need to get back on the moon.
563
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,420
Yeah. Let's go back. There's still some
daylight.
564
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,100
Yeah. Let's go. Yeah.
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