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In the meantime, we have nothing to eat anymore. The factory exits. Oh, the

factory exits. They remembered.

And then there are more people who get lost in the forest. Yeah, the forest.

do you do that?

Oh, I sucked on the worker.

You understand.

Fucking relocation.

In the meantime, it's been 50 years since we've had nothing to eat.

The TGV war, that's never been done. The airport, the same.

The manifs that make us... Does that bring back customers?

No. No, Nada, what a mess.

Cathy, bad news.

Yes. What?

No, not the

castle.

Yes, we bring them all inside and then we eat them.

No, no, no, no.

Especially since I have a lot of grey pockets. No, no, no, no. We don't touch

the customer because if we touch the customer, we will have bad comments and

will have no one.

What comments are you talking about?

Ah yes, you have to explain yourself.

It's a site on the internet where you can see strangers at your place. So if

they are happy, they put good comments.

If you have good comments, you have more customers and therefore you have more

pockets of blood.

How do we do to have good comments?

Well, listen, we do what mortals have been doing for 2000 years.

Kissing? Oh, that's disgusting.

Kissing is boring.

Kissing is boring.

Well, in the meantime, if you have a better solution, I'm the winner.

It's going to be fun.

2 ,000 chateau lambs to finish Oberlis. Oh, thank you.

I'll see you again, you there.

You'll see, let yourself go.

After, you'll kiss like a goddess, you'll have eternal life. But you're

There was no guarantee.

Who the hell is coming to fuck us up at this hour?

Cassie, do you want to open them?

Bon, je vous ai préparé un petit entraînement.

Et on touche pas à l 'entraînement.

C 'est pas de la bouffe.

Écoute, t 'as peut -être une bonne idée, mais la dernière fois que tu nous as

mis sur un plan, il a fallu qu 'on se tire en moins de dix minutes, qu 'on s

'est retrouvés ici, et on a dû changer d 'identité. Quelle honte pour notre

famille. Oh, ça va, ça va, ça va. Ça fait cinq mille ans que je me nage tout

ici. Si vous êtes pas contents, c 'est pareil.

Mais on avait dit qu 'on arrêtait avec les livreurs.

C 'est pas un livreur.

It's 9, 7 o 'clock.

No, not for me. I'm not hungry. I ate a Chinese yesterday and it stayed on my

stomach. Good.

Okay.

Let's go then. Let's go.

Let's start.

I'm a babysitter.

Excuse me, but... Well, Vin, I think you need to do something.

Okay.

You have the big ways.

One,

two.

And there you go.

As usual.

It's going to be more reactive.

Ha ha ha.

oh oh oh

Look, Cornelius, they're coming.

Finally.

Damn, a castle is still 4 million euros.

They don't even think about it. Oh my God,

did you see the castle?

It's great.

All of a sudden, it's written that it's 600 years old. It's going to be great,

because Halloween is our friend.

Yeah, but it's too much to put in this castle, in any case.

I'm sure there's no gym bag.

You're excited like a girl.

Don't you want to go to the gym?

No, why not?

Oh, look, look.

Look, there's tea.

Is it Dracula's castle or what? No, I don't care, I'm not afraid of the Garou.

So, I have the word of the profiteer.

We'll find the keys, all the flowers.

He's staying in the room. You have exclusively reserved it for him.

Thank you. Thank you.

Welcome to the castle of Dracula.

Your room is located on the ground floor to the left of the stairs.

The first floor is completely forbidden except if a member of the family

surrounds you.

It's a bit weird, isn't it? Yes, it's a bit weird.

During the day, you won't meet anyone.

The castle is up to you. At night, it's better to keep the light on.

Can you turn off the light, please?

We wish you a good night and we're counting on you for the comments.

Well, it's a castle.

Well, yes.

It's a D.

It's Daniel.

No, it's Dracula. But how do you know it's Daniel?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Come with me.

Come with me.

I'm sure it's Daniel.

Wow, that's great!

And you?

Me, I took a little skirt and braids.

You know, I think Lorenzo has eyes on you.

Really? But I thought he wanted to sleep with me.

Yes, that's what I meant.

But you know, if you want to sleep with him tonight, it doesn't bother me.

Oh, you know the African proverb.

With patience, it's sweet. The elephant nicks the pouf.

I don't know this proverb, but it's pretty.

Anyway, he'll wait.

Did you hear that? What was that?

It's nothing.

A wish that might have stuck the dough in a Velu.

You know, this kind of thing happens all the time.

Okay, I'm going to change and I'm going to see.

Okay, I'm going to change too.

But you do it fast, you don't leave me alone all the time.

It's a very nice coat.

Oh, thank you.

I'm often told that.

Are you Italian?

No, why?

For the accent.

Not at all.

Nice to meet you, Cornelius. Nice to meet you.

You wouldn't be negative, would you?

Are you all coming from Padre Nard?

We can't hear you coming.

A little smell of vanilla and red fruit that we find in the woods, with a

certain roundness in the mouth.

That's it, my brother.

Why do you have sunglasses?

We have sensitive eyes, we have very sensitive eyes.

Shall we offer you a drink?

With pleasure.

But after, then.

After what?

The love.

Oh, well, you're direct.

Did you see that beautiful shot?

It was beautiful. Look at that.

T 'as vu son cou, Cornelius?

J 'ai vu son cou.

Ah,

le direct, vous.

Le client.

Pas trop.

get the glutes.

Oh

Oh, yeah.

What are you doing?

Good night.

Ah.

Thank you.

Open it. Open it.

Oh, that's a douchebag.

I'll do it.

oh oh

Well, let's have a good glass of red wine?

Come with us.

Oh,

no.

Oh,

yes, you're so cute.

Did you hear the noise earlier?

Yes, I did.

Caroline left for the last time. I'm so scared that I can't stop watching little

kitten videos.

I tried to call you. Can't you hear me? No, I can't hear you.

You know what? Stay here, I'll go.

Lorenzo! What? Here!

Do you think this is the right time?

I swear I tried, it works, it's to defend you.

Okay, alright.

Don't leave me alone, come back!

No, don't worry.

Oh, you're so cute.

Carolina!

Carolina!

Oh, I can't get it.

Carolina!

I'm going up.

Hello.

Carolina.

Carolina?

Are you there?

Carolina?

Carolina?

Is anyone there?

Excuse me, I'm looking for Carolina. Do you know where she is?

I don't know.

I

don't

know.

I don't know.

Hello sir, I'm afraid of you.

Where am I?

Oh.

oh oh oh

Oh.

oh oh

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh, he's been wet.

Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Did you hear that?

They started to make noise!

Nice!

I'll be right back.

Good evening.

I hope I didn't disturb you.

No, I'm looking for my friends.

You know, we're all looking for someone.

Come and sit down so we can get to know each other.

Oh, a piano.

So, how did your first day at the castle go?

Well, since you're talking about it, it's cold as hell in the rooms, there's

Wi -Fi, there's no 4G network, and now my friends have disappeared.

Well, let's be a little indulgent.

We're starting this activity.

If I do everything you say, will we have a chance to get a

good comment?

Don't do it.

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