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I'm a married man, and I just can't help it.

This girl is driving me crazy.

She's Maya, my babysitter.

She was supposed to take care of the kids, work during the barbecue, but me

my wife had a small fight.

Hey, Mr. Miller.

Hey, how's it going?

I can't complain about you.

The reason?

We barely fuck anymore.

I wanted to talk, and she didn't listen.

And now, I'm here.

All alone with this beautiful girl.

Oh, yeah.

Can I help you?

Sure. Can I take the bathroom for a minute? Thank you. Appreciate it.

Thanks for the help and sticking around.

Oh, of course. It's really my pleasure.

You didn't have to.

I'm sure you'll be back today.

That's not a problem. I'm happy to help you.

I'm sorry to hear things aren't going so well.

It sucks.

It's just the normal, I guess.

Like I guess, right? You know, I just happened to rub her wrong so much.

These are the wrong peppers.

Oh, I mean, I'm sure they would have worked just fine.

It's better.

A pepper is a pepper is a pepper, right?

Right.

This is bad.

You didn't have any other plans for the weekend?

I mean, I guess we did have you. Yeah, I was supposed to be here with you guys

on weekends, so.

But I, like I said, I don't mind staying and helping out for you.

Well, that's much appreciated.

Of course.

Is there anything else you want me to throw on the grill for you or anything?

I mean, those burgers look great.

I've had some of your food before. You're a great cook.

Your wife's lucky to have a man that cooks for her.

Well, that's nice to actually be appreciated.

You can tell my wife that.

I kind of like the face of Mr.

Driver.

Um, we should probably keep selling. Yeah, yeah, of course. Let me grab this

thing. I can only imagine the things I'd do to her if I had the chance.

You know, Mr. Driver, if you don't mind me asking, what's going on?

Well,

I mean, your wife kind of took off in a rush this morning, and you didn't know

she was heading out, so I just figured everything's not a sunshine in my ears.

Yeah, you can say that.

Every time I try and talk to her, she just starts to do the fuck and freak out

on me and won't even listen. And this won't listen or even bend, but she just

starts yelling. And maybe it's because I'm trying to figure out how to get

everything to realign with us. And it's just not happening. And she just keeps

going off. And the woman has no will to bend anything. I'm not asking her to

bend and cater to me, but at least maybe compromise.

Just one compromise.

We get on the same page.

Um, I... Um, will you go grab one of the towels from the back room?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Hey,

Maya!

Oh, hey Mr. Driller, I...

I'm really sorry I got a little distracted.

Yeah, I was kind of waiting for that towel.

I was just looking at all these lovely things, you know, like that, you know,

her clothes and jewelry and even the bathroom.

She's just really, really lucky.

Yeah, something like that.

Yeah.

She probably doesn't seem to appreciate it.

She doesn't appreciate it?

Huh?

She doesn't.

I appreciate you.

Um, kind of.

Kind of?

But that was kind of the fight we were having.

I'm sorry to hear that. You deserve so much more yourself than anything.

Anyone would be lucky to be with someone like you.

Uh -huh.

I mean... You don't... You don't need to be stressed out like I felt

this time.

I'm not... I'm not stressed.

You're not?

No, no.

Oh, she's a little tense.

Well... You know... Sorry.

No, I didn't... Hi.

Hi. Uh... Uh -huh.

Yeah, it's definitely happened.

Oh no you don't. That's very nice.

Is it?

No. I don't wear bras either.

You

know I should

be, don't you?

Yeah, I definitely would look forward to this. Yeah.

You tied this so tight.

I was thinking of taking this off earlier, but I don't think I really get

chance to.

I feel like I'm in a hospital.

Yeah, you're going to find out exactly how to do it.

Can you give me a little cuddle?

This is the most important thing ever.

I agree.

Oh, fuck.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

um

Oh, that's good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

I can't. It just doesn't feel...

Amen.

Do you appreciate it?

Aha.

No.

You know what?

I want you to watch my ass when I punch you.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

All right.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you. The best baby theater we've ever had.

Oh yeah.

We should get cleaned up soon.

Wifey's going to be back.

Any minute.

You don't think she'll like that? Come on, make it. Uh, no, no, none of this.

All right.

Come on.

Thank you.