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Where do you think you're going?

Why do you guys scare me like that?

Where are you going?

None of your business.

I'm just going to... I'll be back, okay? I'll be back.

Absolutely not.

You don't even have a mask.

It doesn't matter about a mask. Then why are you all dressed up?

We're not going to friends. Do you like it?

It's a cute dress, isn't it? Mom bought it for me.

It's a great dress. Yes, it's very, very cute.

Okay. But listen. So?

Okay, listen. One thing I do understand is that your mother comes back from

grocery shopping and you're not here. She's going to kill me.

Well, she's already going to kill you because I'm going out. You can't stop

I've already done everything I can. I've cleaned.

I mean, I did the laundry. What else do you want me to do? My room is even

clean. Can't you just go talk to your friends via the internet or something?

just spend time on the phone with them? I mean, I don't...

Oh, I know what this is about.

What?

You're going to go see that boy.

Well, what if I'm going to go see a boy? There's boys everywhere.

Yeah, listen. We know which boy I'm talking about. The imbecile.

What imbecile? The one that doesn't even watch the news. That didn't even

realize there's a pandemic going on.

Was that an actor? Or is he really that stupid? I'm watching the news. He can

serve.

He can gate forward everything that doesn't involve the news.

Because business is blind to you. It's just propaganda.

Come on. You know this stuff, Dad.

Let me go hang out with my friends. It's not a big worry or anything.

Listen. What? I got all dressed up. I don't want to waste my time. I know.

You've been dressed. You've been playing. Mom, I need a perfect dress to

out with people. And I can't go hang out?

Mom will be mad at you.

Listen, your mom would be mad at me if she comes home and you're gone. You can

go back in your room and play dress -up like you've been doing all week. You can

clean your room. You can find other things to do. Find a hobby. I don't

I don't care what you do, honey, okay?

But the fact is that you can't leave the house until the officials say it's all

over. And it won't be anytime soon, so stop asking.

I mean, they're going to be doing this in phases, and it's not going to be an

overnight process, okay?

This just sounds like complete bullshit to me, okay?

It's just the thing is I'm real. I mean, I'm cut off from civilization because

of a fake virus that nobody I know has.

Listen, we don't know what the case is.

We're not the experts. We just got to sit back and listen to what they say.

Listen to this batshit bullshit.

Whatever.

Yeah, I'm still here. I'm with you. I'm just kind of trying to find these

numbers for you.

Hold on a second.

Yeah,

no, no, not you. No, I'm talking to myself. Yeah,

yeah.

You know what?

Do me a favor. Let me get back to you on this, okay?

All right. Thank you very much. Okay, yep, we'll do it.

What are you doing? Stop the phone. I'm bored.

Oh, God.

Come on.

I got you on the phone all the time.

You better get off.

You want to do this again?

You do a lot more than last time. You were too scared to even look at me last

time.

We really shouldn't be doing this.

You said so.

You're doing my stepdad, not my real dad.

Thank you.

She has a better 18 -year -old, huh?

Do the things all day.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Come.

Come just like that.

for more.

See you tomorrow.

I don't know how this is moving.

Oh, good. Come on. Stop that.

Does it look pretty on my face?

Oh, shit.

What time is it?

I'm supposed to be coming home soon.

Boy, you should get cleaned up and, yeah, let me get back to my meeting.

All right, honey. Thank you.

Shit, you don't know how to knock?

I'm just coming by to see make sure you're cleaning your room like your mom

asked you to.

Well, no, room police, I'm not.

I got busy trying to sort my clothes out for a donation.

You know, trying to do something good for a better cause. What about you? Just

gonna keep yelling at me?

No, no, no, no, no, no. I was just coming by to see what you're up to.

Oh.

If you want to be helpful, then why don't you come here and tell me to find

I want to donate.

I have a few things that are a little tight.

Give me your opinion.

You know, I probably should be cleaning the garage right now. I probably

shouldn't.

My mom's out getting her tires done.

You are definitely my stepdad, so why don't you do your stepdad duties?

You're supposed to tell a girl what's proper, right?

I could be wearing crazy things. I could be wearing this for, you know, who

matters. Oh, my God.

Is that a costume?

It's not a costume.

Well, it might be a costume. But it's still cute, and it's still a skirt, and

can wear it out in public just like this. See?

What do you think?

Maybe I'll wear a black eyeliner and get, like, my ear engaged, too.

It's cute.

It's cute, but I probably shouldn't be in here watching you try on your little

outfit.

Don't worry, Mom's not going to be back for at least two hours.

She already texted and called me, so you can stay.

If not, I'll tell her you're creeping in here without knocking.

She would get so mad.

Oh, my God. Do you really do that?

Of course I would.

Are you going to stay?

I suppose so.

All right.

Cool. So I have pink shirts.

I have white shirts.

And I'll show you.

Oh, wow. You're getting right into it, huh? Don't worry. I'm almost 19.

So it's not like I'm 16.

That's a good point. Yeah.

That's all good points.

So this pink shirt that I could probably wear.

Oh, look at these shorts here.

These ones look really nice.

These might be a little too small.

Yeah, those look good.

Those are... Are they okay?

They look cute.

Small.

Small, huh?

They're small.

I might have... It'll definitely be better with the other skirt.

But not the color.

The pink and gray look horrible.

Even a blind person could see that properly.

It's so bad.

Alright, let's go into the donation.

So I have... Oh, I have this skirt.

I like this skirt.

So maybe I could put this with... Oh,

I have a white shirt here.

I'm going to need to clean.

The whole room is a disaster.

Thank you for your help.

Oh, anytime, sweetheart.

Oh,

it looks ugly with this shirt, doesn't it?

Um, that doesn't match, that's for sure.

Yeah, maybe try on one of the other tops.

Alright, so I have a white one.

Who are those who are definitely going to donate?

See,

not even the tops are the right weight.

I guess I'll be lazy in my laundry.

Oh, the arms are a little tight on this one.

I've definitely, um, I think I e -showed this one.

Yeah.

I've tucked it in.

That's it.

Out.

Well, that is...

Ta

-da! What do you think?

That looks really, really cute, I think. Keep or donate?

Oh, I'd keep that one.

We could wear that to a function, like a church or something.

I think this is fun.

Yeah. You can give it a little twirl or anything.

Yeah, just a little...

What have I been over? Is it too short?

For me or for your mom?

Mom!

Well, you know, I probably should be

going now.

Yeah,

I'm going to take off, I think.

Well, fine. Be like that. Whatever.

At least you helped me with one outfit. You're kind of useless today.

Bye, stepdad.

You know, just do me a favor. Just clean this mess up, will you? Go.

Exactly. Get out of my room.

Oh, so much work.

Fuck.

What the fuck is going on?

I'm not getting anywhere with these clothes.

little stress off.

Oh.

Thank you.

And I'm just sitting here in this fucking closet.