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What the fuck, Lauren?

What the fuck? What are you still doing here? I thought you were going out with

Johnny.

Well, Johnny stood me up, and I'm stuck here with you.

Really? Yep. You're stuck here, for real?

Yeah, I don't have any plans. All my friends ditched me. You look like you're

going fishing, though.

If you were going to go on a date like that, no wonder he stood you up.

What? Are you kidding me?

You know nothing about fashion. You're old, man.

Are you telling me that guys like fucking boots like that?

You know what?

Turn around. Let me see that. Why don't you model it for me?

You don't think this is cute? All my friends wear these.

No, I do not think.

Especially not the boots.

You look like a dude.

You look like a chick that's, like, trying to hide her sexuality.

What? I think you're bullshit.

Are you kidding me?

No, I'm not kidding you. You're old. You don't know what you're talking about. I

know what guys like.

Yeah. And that's not it.

Yeah, maybe your age.

Well, that's why I'm your stepdad. But I still know what fucking guys want.

Like, and it's definitely not that. Maybe, like, a skirt.

Some... Heels, maybe.

Not those pieces of shit.

You're the gross. Like, you look like you're going fishing.

I'm comfortable.

No. Well, come on.

You're comfortable, so you can be like, hey, babe, take your boots off. I can be

hot. People know I'm hot under this.

Come on.

Like, how?

I mean, I could just, like... Oh, now you're going to show me?

I mean, yeah.

Don't call me one.

Well, taking that off would be better. At least you look like a girl.

Oh, really? Thank you. Thank you so much.

I'm obviously a girl. But still, all black.

Like, you look like a goth chick.

You're just a hater.

You do have nice tits, though.

Oh, you like that? It's a song, actually.

See?

I'm totally a girl.

You want to see more?

Since you're taking it off, I guess so.

Just don't tell your mom about this.

Well, duh.

Please. Why would I tell my mom? Like, are you trying to get me in trouble?

Because I wouldn't do that.

Okay, keep going.

You definitely have a girly body.

Yeah, I told you.

I can be hot.

So what does Tommy get whenever he usually shows up and kicks you up,

What does he get?

Yeah.

Because there's got to be a reason he's standing you up.

Like, maybe you're not doing something right.

Maybe I'm not.

I mean, that's the start. The way you strip for me, that's kind of the start,

but... Maybe you should get him, like, a lap dance.

Oh, yeah, like a lap dance?

Yeah, you could even practice on me, what do you think?

Uh, sure. You already stripped for me, little stripper.

Practice on you.

Yeah.

You're crazy.

See I'm totally wrong. This is an ass.

and this to me.

It's definitely working.

Oh, yeah.

Get some wet there.

Oh, really?

Mm -hmm.

It looked a little tight.

Why don't you take this off?

Thank you, dear.

I can't believe guys.

You guys are fucking crazy. Like, all you want is sex.

Look how hard you got me.

I know.

It looks very nice, but I'm going to go in there. I'm sorry.

That's not cool.

So, do you give Johnny blue balls, too?

I mean...

Probably.

Since I got... The water didn't pick you up, Dennis.

Right?

I'll see you later.

Whoa, Blake, what the fuck are you wearing now?

Oh, do I look like a girl now?

Well, you definitely look like a girl now, but what are you doing?

What is this for?

You're not going to get away with this again.

I mean...

I still have blue balls from earlier.

I know, but I was doing some thinking and I

really actually want to suck your dick.

But I really need a new phone.

So I think it'll work out for the best of us since how I left you this morning.

Um... I don't know what to say. You're fucking using me?

Or you really want to suck my cock?

I mean, if you want to give me a phone, then yeah, I want to suck your cock.

Come on.

I'm going to look like a girl now.

Well, I guess, I guess so.

Thank you.

I can see how hard you are. We've got to take that off.

Okay.

Your mom never does this shit for me. I know she doesn't.

That's why you're so hard.

Yeah, I'd say... You got me there again.

But this time, no fucking blue balls, okay?

Aw, I'm sorry.

That hurt your feelings?

No, it just made my dick sore.

And then I was jerking off for two hours afterwards.

But this time, you're going to fucking make sure that the job gets done.

Oh, I will.

If I get a phone.

You'll get your phone.

Take that off.

It looks tasty.

I'm sorry I left you like that.

Yeah, that wasn't cool.

I'm sorry.

Look at this nice,

hard dick.

It looks so tasty.

oh you like that?

only girls give heads like this

mmm

tasty

That mom didn't exactly dick like this.

one's the last time you got your dick sucked like this

It goes really far down my throat.

I can't resist this stick

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

So far.

That was a nice lunch.

Okay. So you'll get your phone tomorrow, okay?

Please. Thank you.

I'll be waiting for it.

Okay.

So I got your phone.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh. I'm a man of my word.

Thank you so much.

You're the best stepdad ever.

Well, okay. Enjoy your new phone. Thank you.

I retired for it.

What the fuck?

This isn't activated!

What is wrong with you?

Are you kidding me?

What do you mean?

what I mean.

What do you mean I know what you mean? This phone doesn't work. You did not

activate this phone.

That phone worked.

We did not discuss activating it. You just said get me a phone.

This isn't fair at all, okay?

What do you mean it's not fair? It's not fair, okay?

Just please get to service.

Well, you told me that you just wanted a phone.

That's a big commitment paying your bill every month.

Okay.

I'm sorry, but pay for it. Like, I don't have a job. You know I don't have a

job. So, what am I supposed to do? Like, I need to communicate.

I need to communicate with you and Mom.

Like, I need a phone.

Well, you could get a job and pay it yourself every month, or

you could just live up to your expectations around here.

Live up to my expectations?

That's right. That means every month, if you want your phone bill paid, you know

what you have to do. And it's not just a BJ.

It's not just a BJ.

No.

So, you're saying you want me to fuck you every month to turn my phone off?

Pretty much.

Instead of getting a real job?

Either that or getting a real job.

Yeah, I don't know about getting a job.

So...

But I don't understand what you're going to tell mom if this is such an issue.

I'm not going to tell your mom about it. Of course not.

Okay. I mean, you promised you'll pay my phone bill, right?

Of course I'm going to pay it, but you've got to live up to what we talked

about.

Okay.

You have to, though.

So it's about time you started earning your keep around here.

Okay.

Okay, whatever you want.

Exactly.

Because I know you don't want to get a job.

I don't. I don't want a job.

Alright, we'll take off your clothes then.

Okay.

Are you totally paying this though?

Yeah, I'm going to pay it.

Can you invest these?

You like these titties? Good little stepdaughter.

You're being a good little stepdaughter.

I try. I mean, I don't want to get a job, so this is way better.

So I'll pay your phone bill every month.

Every month.

But every month, you gotta do what I say.

Okay.

You love watching me get undressed, don't you?

You ready to earn that phone bill?

Duh.

Get down on your knees.

Okay.

Wow.

Oh, shit.

Mm -mm.

Mom didn't suck it like that, does she?

Don't forget about those balls.

My favorite part.

Ooh, he has pretty dick.

Mmm,

you

like that?

Look mom, no hands.

That was so tasty.

I hate you.

Oh, yeah, it looks so yummy

Did you just see that ass?

Oh shit.

He hooked me.

Yeah, but it was me.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my go -

Oh shit.

Good. Yes.

Tasty. Oh, shit.

What did he...

in that pussy.

I'm searching.

I can't wait to ride that dick.

Mom's missing out.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, good, yes.

You feel like you're deep in my pussy?

I do.

You're a tease now, aren't you?

Oh, yeah, I'm going to tease her ass.

You wish you can get that.

Nice cock.

So nice.

Ooh, is that turning me on? Teasing all my pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh.

Mmm.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh my god. Oh

my god. Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Yeah, that cock is so nice.

Come on, pussy, yeah.

Yeah, come on up, pussy.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

So what?

Oh,

you don't tell my mom like that, don't you?

It's all for me now.

So we're going to do this every month.

And your phone bill.

As long as it's paid, I'm happy.

Fuck mom.