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Hey, where's Samantha?
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Oh, hey.
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She went to the grocery store.
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We have a date. Are you serious?
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I don't know. She had to go buy
something.
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Is there a certain way I'm supposed to
turn this on?
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I just... Are there even batteries in
this thing? Yeah, she's the green
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The green button? Yeah.
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I've already tried that already.
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Good? What?
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Oh, shit. No, that's not.
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You're not supposed to see that. Sorry.
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Wait. What are you?
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Turn it off.
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I didn't realize you guys were such
dirty dogs.
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It was her idea.
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That was the last time I watched last
night.
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Because you guys have just so much free
time that I didn't know about. You
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weren't supposed to see that.
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Okay, just tell her don't mention you
saw that.
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I mean, I'm way better than her, so I
wouldn't really mention it to her.
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What do you mean you're way better than
her?
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You know what I mean.
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I mean, her technique was just all
wrong.
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Her technique?
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She doesn't know how to suck a dick.
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Why would you say that? That's my
girlfriend. It's your friend.
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Yeah, but as her friend, like, it's
friendly banter.
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As... As your best friend, she should
know how to be better.
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Like, friends would want to know the
truth.
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A real friend would tell their friend
the truth.
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I mean, I don't want to embarrass her,
but her technique was just all wrong.
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She clearly doesn't know how to suck a
dick. I mean, that couldn't have felt
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good. I love her.
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Yeah. I love her, too.
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Do you?
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Yeah.
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We should tell her the truth. We should
teach her how to be better.
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What? No, that's a terrible idea.
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That's a fucking genius idea.
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All we would have to do is I could suck
your dick, suck it really well, and you
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could just relay the message.
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You wouldn't have to tell her that. You
learned it from me. You could just, next
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time you have experience, be like, hey,
babe, why don't you do it like this?
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I have no idea.
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I mean, you guys can film way better
videos.
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You're that much better.
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I'm that much better.
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How long should we go in?
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We could be gone for a while. You know
how women shop.
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Yeah, well, I know how women talk.
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So are you going to tell her anything?
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No. You promise?
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I promise.
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Really quick.
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She's better than her.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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But she could never give you. Yeah.
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That's right.
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I'm so glad.
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better than her.
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Uh -huh.
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Thank you.
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Oh, you're so much better.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Let me fucking come.
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Fuck yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
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-hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Look at me. Yeah. Fuck.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh,
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my fucking.
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Yeah, kind of. Yeah.
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Come on, let's do this.
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Yeah, yeah, come on. Let's do this.
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Yeah, I'm fucking ready.
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Yeah, I'm fucking ready. Yeah, come on.
Let's do this. Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, yeah, come on.
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Yeah, come on.
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Oh, yeah.
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Fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Fucking work.
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before she comes back.
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I guess you love me more.
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