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Hey, where's Samantha?

Oh, hey.

She went to the grocery store.

We have a date. Are you serious?

I don't know. She had to go buy something.

Is there a certain way I'm supposed to turn this on?

I just... Are there even batteries in this thing? Yeah, she's the green

The green button? Yeah.

I've already tried that already.

Good? What?

Oh, shit. No, that's not.

You're not supposed to see that. Sorry.

Wait. What are you?

Turn it off.

I didn't realize you guys were such dirty dogs.

It was her idea.

That was the last time I watched last night.

Because you guys have just so much free time that I didn't know about. You

weren't supposed to see that.

Okay, just tell her don't mention you saw that.

I mean, I'm way better than her, so I wouldn't really mention it to her.

What do you mean you're way better than her?

You know what I mean.

I mean, her technique was just all wrong.

Her technique?

She doesn't know how to suck a dick.

Why would you say that? That's my girlfriend. It's your friend.

Yeah, but as her friend, like, it's friendly banter.

As... As your best friend, she should know how to be better.

Like, friends would want to know the truth.

A real friend would tell their friend the truth.

I mean, I don't want to embarrass her, but her technique was just all wrong.

She clearly doesn't know how to suck a dick. I mean, that couldn't have felt

good. I love her.

Yeah. I love her, too.

Do you?

Yeah.

We should tell her the truth. We should teach her how to be better.

What? No, that's a terrible idea.

That's a fucking genius idea.

All we would have to do is I could suck your dick, suck it really well, and you

could just relay the message.

You wouldn't have to tell her that. You learned it from me. You could just, next

time you have experience, be like, hey, babe, why don't you do it like this?

I have no idea.

I mean, you guys can film way better videos.

You're that much better.

I'm that much better.

How long should we go in?

We could be gone for a while. You know how women shop.

Yeah, well, I know how women talk.

So are you going to tell her anything?

No. You promise?

I promise.

Really quick.

She's better than her.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

But she could never give you. Yeah.

That's right.

I'm so glad.

better than her.

Uh -huh.

Thank you.

Oh, you're so much better.

Oh, fuck yes.

Let me fucking come.

Fuck yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Look at me. Yeah. Fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my fucking.

Yeah, kind of. Yeah.

Come on, let's do this.

Yeah, yeah, come on. Let's do this.

Yeah, I'm fucking ready.

Yeah, I'm fucking ready. Yeah, come on. Let's do this. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, come on.

Yeah, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Fucking work.

before she comes back.

I guess you love me more.