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All the way.

More, more, more.

So how are you holding up, bro?

Oh, man, you know, the divorce and everything, I'm kind of rough.

The kids, honestly, I miss the kids.

You know, you know, I got a good thing with Cindy. Don't fuck it up, man.

going to end up like me.

Are you serious?

Bro, you could have.

She's a huge pain in my ass. This morning, she woke me up complaining that

don't go out anymore.

I work 12 hours a day. I told her, I work 12 hours a day in my office.

I just want to come home and relax and not get hassled.

I hear that, but, I mean, how's the office?

What? We got this new girl in marketing?

I just want to stop.

Hi. Oh, like those, the cowboys. How bad are they sucking this shit, right?

How are you guys?

Huh?

So, do you want like usually?

Uh, yeah, I'd just take the usual.

Want an arch coffee with no sugars?

Wow, I really come here too often.

Maybe we should try the Starbucks across the street.

Not looking here.

What about you, honey?

What do you want?

Uh, let me get a gigante latte.

With extra cream, please. I'm going to say latte, extra cream.

All right.

Be right back.

Bro. What's up?

Cassie. Oh, she's sweet.

Why don't you ask her out?

She totally digs you, man. You know this.

Dude, I don't complicate things like that. Like, I don't mix where I date and

where I, like, hang out.

Why?

Because, you know, like, what if something went wrong with it? I mean, it

like, really awkward.

Like, we'd have to avoid each other then and stuff. Imagine how... Nah, I can't

do it.

I mean, I'd have to find a new place to get my coffee.

Nah, nah.

It's not worth it.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, I appreciate it.

How good is it?

Excellent, right?

Uh, Kathy, can you be a doll?

And can I get a little extra cream with this?

More cream?

Of course.

See, I think she digs you, man. You should totally ask her out.

Like I said, it's just not worth the risk.

Pretty sure you have enough cream right now.

This is a good coffee.

Really good coffee.

The cream. You should try the cream.

The cream is really good.

Yeah, I made sure of it.

Just sugar for me, man. I don't know how you drink all that cream.

Oh, it's such good cream, though.

You can imagine, right? I just like the sweet stuff.

I'm going to bring you the cream. Okay.

Do that.

If you need more.

My only complaint is that the table is always so wobbly. Oh, my God.

You're all right.

I said that to the owner.

I keep doubting him all the time. It's just that...

Don't worry, I'm going to fix this. Maybe try that one over there a little

This one? Maybe.

Wait.

Really get into it. Is that...

Just a little bit better right there.

It's getting close. It's getting close.

There is some progress.

Yeah. Somehow.

Wait. Right here.

Coffee not so far.

Hey, look at that.

Nice and sturdy. I think you just stay there right there for a little bit

longer. You think it's going to help?

I think so. Just stabilize it a little bit. All right.

Stay here.

I mean, everything I can to help you.

That's what we like about this place. Yeah.

How's it taste back there, buddy?

Oh, it's delicious.

You really should try it.

I think I will.

I think it's good now. Yeah, it's way better.

You see what I mean?

Oh, my God. So nice.

Yeah, it's like pure flavor.

That's what I like about this place.

Very good service.

Yeah, natural ingredients.

Did you like the cream, by the way?

Oh, yeah.

I mean, everything I've tasted is just perfection.

So far, so good.

Somehow, I always feel better after I come here.

It's hard not to.

Yeah. Great service.

Stimulating environment. I mean.

Yeah,

I'm definitely more relaxed than when we came.

Tesla can't go wrong with the service, man.

No.

I mean, you know, it is too bad I met her here. I probably would ask her out.

I mean, you still can. It's not going to be that awkward.

It serves coffee, man.

I don't know. It's hard to find a coffee place this good.

And with such good service. I mean, she definitely takes it.

Thank you.

The service was amazing. You just keep going back.

Yeah, I mean, she had no problem fixing the table.

No. She wants to make us smile.

Especially you, I think. So, yeah.

How's that feel there?

I'm feeling good.

Give me an extra special treatment?

Yeah.

I mean, I'm having a hard day, but it's a good one.

Today is a good day.

Yeah. And it keeps getting better.

I think Cassie's here to help us out with that.

Absolutely.

Whatever you want, guys.

You're doing a great job.

You're doing a great job, Cassie.

Thank you.

Yeah, we'll have to give her a tip.

More than just a tip, right?

Yeah.

Excuse me, can I place an order?

Oh, yes, of course.

Come in right back.

You're not going anywhere just yet.

Take your time, honey.

I would love just like

one of every pastry. One pastry?

One each?

Yeah, one of each.

And then I'll do a cup of water with four ice cubes cut in half.

All right.

And then you guys don't have spaghetti, do you?

Unfortunately, I wish we had, but I could put a note about that. That would

great. Okay, so not for a pastime.

All right.

Thank you. So, one each of five trees, one lesson quarter, with four ice cube

cups. Yes. Perfect. Thank you so much.

Of course. Anytime.

Let's go back. Absolutely.

How do you like your coffee?

I'd say it's perfect.

after you.

I mean, don't let us monopolize you, but... Oh, yes. I have to take care

this. Hold on. Yeah, yeah. When you get a chance, I'll take some of that. Oh,

cool. Great.

Fantastic.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

You got a real shot, though.

So when you did cream, it was better?

Cream was much better.

That was really good.

Real men drink black, honey.

You know that.

I appreciate that.

Still think you got a good shot. Well,

she's giving me a number. I need a little while.

Can I do it for you?

You here?

How was that cream?

Cream was great.

Oh, fantastic.

I'm happy. Yeah, it really accentuates the coffee.

You know, I made this all by myself.

Yeah.

It's hard work.

It is good. It's hard work, but it's fulfilling.

Absolutely. Yeah.

I want every customer here to be happy, you know. Well, you're doing a good job

so far.

I like when they leave.

You know.

You're definitely making a cheer in my friend up here.

I'm so happy. Good.

Yeah, I mean, I always go on the app and rate her really high afterwards. I

don't know if you do that.

I haven't, but I think... Yeah, you should. I think I have to now, yeah. You

should definitely go on the app and, like, help her out.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I'm definitely going to give her...

It's getting warm.

Honestly,

I think, I mean, I think you're my favorite.

Oh, yeah.

No way.

Yeah, in like the whole city. I think you're my favorite. Don't you think

annoying? No.

Yeah. No, I never say that. Come on. He knows me. He knows I only give real

compliments. Oh, yeah?

Nothing but honest.

That's annoying.

I think you're going to be my favorite customer ever.

Oh. See, now she's just saying that. We know she's nice to everybody.

Oh, no, that's not.

Oh, come on now.

I mean, look at that smile.

That's perfect.

You can come here every day.

Well, we pretty much almost do.

I mean,

you already know our orders.

Oh, yeah, I do. We'd have to have wives if we, you know, we don't really have.

And you can come anytime you want.

Why don't you grab that cake for me?

That cake?

Yeah. You want some cake? Yeah, I'll take a look. Absolutely.

The banana one?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Absolutely.

Hey.

Let's do it.

I mean, especially for you. I love you. Oh, Stacy's just saying that stuff

again. I know.

I mean, why would I not do that for you? If only that were true.

It's a vegan cake.

That is considerate of you. Of course it is.

Yes, of course it is.

She knows you better than you thought she did.

Bro, it's a match made in heaven.

You're too good to me.

Too kind.

Tell me if you'd like more coffee.

He keeps saying I should ask you all, but I'm just trying to break some rule

something. I don't think we're going to rule, Bobby.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to. Can you imagine the boss's face? Yeah, yeah,

Forget I said anything. Cassie.

Fucking the customer.

Hey, Cassie. How could you?

Cassie, can you get me one of those muffins there?

Absolutely, my dear.

Here, that's for you.

I'll need a vest.

Hey, dear.

Oh, that's a good muffin.

I know.

What are you thinking?

Something silky with strawberry.

Yeah? You like strawberry?

I like strawberry. Good. I'll make one for you.

Strawberry cake.

You know, that feels very fantastic.

If anybody would tell me today, this is going to be today, your day.

Is it bitter?

happy, content, you know?

They seem okay. Okay.

for you once in a while. Mm -hmm.

I'll give her a break.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Like, this is the best breakfast ever, right? Ha -ha -ha -ha -ha.

Mm -hmm. Well, it's not a breakfast, but... Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Would you really make all this stuff yourself?

Absolutely. How dare you? How early do you get here in the morning?

I have magic hands.

And magic stuff. A couple other things too.

Great legs.

I can't really think of a flaw.

I know.

But yeah, I actually do everything myself.

Get up early, you know.

Yeah, like early.

Stop looking at me like this!

My friend put talk in my head.

You can ask me that later.

So how long do you work?

I start at 4 a .m.

I finish at 2 p .m.

That does leave a lot of hours in the day.

Absolutely.

So you can pick her up at 3.

She's pushing sometimes.

I know.

There's no what's good for you, pal.

And I think this is going to be good for you.

Maybe.

It's like YouTube is firing against me.

I would never do such a thing.

Always the big words.

God.

Because they're in a coffee shop. Got to work it up for us.

Boom.

It's got to annoy you, though. You know, customers are asking you out and stuff.

It doesn't happen that often, you know.

They're probably afraid of you because you're so attractive.

Afraid of me? I'm the sweetest thing on earth.

Am I not?

Come on, say it to me.

Does that make it worse or better when they try to pretend it is?

I mean, she probably is innocent, though, honestly.

A hundred percent.

It's only, like, in our heads.

Try something different.

Okay. Whatever you wish.

You know. Oh.

Oh,

fuck.

It's official. I'm relaxed.

Oh, I've got to stay in that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Beautiful, eh?

There's a lot of cream. Oh, yeah.

I'll add that to the cream up tomorrow.

Give me that.

I'm glad you had a great time.

Well, you got a nice tip there.

Yeah.

So, yeah, you should definitely be asking her out, man.

I don't know what to say. Take that step.

It's pretty up to you, you know.

Coffee will still be open if you don't mind.

You should just say no.

Coffee is still there.

See you tomorrow?

Yeah. Same time?

Sure, see you tomorrow.

That's perfect.

I'll see you.

All right, dude.

Can I get the water with the carved ice? Oh, I forgot about you.